The Trixie edition
/brit/? more like /shit/
the best gimmicks are those posted first
>>58289013
why are you making threads at 300
its going too fast
>>58289009
the Saturn V was a shit gimmick
the best gimmicks are...... *drum roll*
>>58288676
>white-hispanic
says who?
>England
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58289035
/balt/ more like /gaylords/
don't like these rapid new /brit/s at 300 posts
puts me on edge
>>58289035
estonia > latvia > actual poo > lithuania
the best gimmicks are those posted from non-yanks
the goal gfs
I'm out
>>58289035
Top-bloody-notch post lad, A+ work
>>58289102
*massages your prostate*
better?
cant remember the last time i was very /comfy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qasW8X4Fk
trump livestream
>>58289062
lmao
last decent rocket program
it was so good in fact you are returning to it again for the next series of rockets, which are basically upgraded Saturn's
the rocket program has basically been on life support since Von Braun died
only significant advancements have been elsewhere like in robotics/optics
>>58289035
savage
there's a bit too much yank-yak going about in this ITT lads
took a picture of myself lads
need me a movie to watch
>>58289129
hes fucking hoodini
>>58289198
porn
>>58289144
go away ye pestering yankee
>>58289035
got 'ems chief
>>58289198
Apocalypto
>>58289156
>THE BANKERS
Tips for making your facial hair grow out more full? other than waiting a few years obviously
I look like a tit without any facial hair
until today I thought Aloe Vera was a south american footballer
THE DOPE GAME IS MY SPORT
WELCOME TO THE WILD WORLD OF SNORT
The 1920's seemed fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=684n8FO68LU
the romanian cleaner is making rather a lot of noise
can't wait for him to go now desu
red
motherfucking
stripe
>>58289175
*beats you to a pulp after showing me your willy behind a club in manchester, leaving your arse unfingered*
might pop the the petrol station and pick up a luncables tomorrow just for the banter
wonder if they even still sell them
>>58289159
some say von braun was an alien
>>58289255
Just genetics mate, nothing else
Also make sure that you're getting your vitamins but that won't have any effect if your genetics are shit
How old are you?
Post some hype rap traxx i can blast in my cadillac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk6twku3OS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4oHBoeuZ10
HILARY
>>58289198
Oslo 31
>>58289255
Fix your diet, start working out and rub castor oil on your face.
>>58289257
carson is literally a cuck i bet
not even /pol/ memeing
Kyary
>>58289257
JUST
>>58289291
it's quite good but it still tastes like beer therefore it still tastes like shit. stop trying to impress everyone and just drink cider you know you want to
>>58289308
Just barely 20 so still a few years before its stopped developing.
>>58289306
Lunchables are alright desu
Shit tier food, but eat well
>>58289310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_Ue1NvahI
this is the maddest tune I have ever heard in my life
>>58289258
What do you use when you get sun burnt?
>>58289073
Well is she interested in having a conversation with you? Are you trying to force conversations or does she seem to genuinely want to talk to you once you two get going?
>>58289035
great post
infatuated with kpop
norfolk where
>>58289308
>genetics is the end-all-be-all of everything relating to you body
when will this meme die? ever heard of fucking rogaine? you could take hormone therapy like a ftm tranny if youre deperate enough
>>58289382
typical gary
>>58289378
will let you know when it happens
>>58289444
big fan of taking a piss in the shower ngl
>>58289371
pretty good
anybody in the northern hemisphere need a quick handy?
>anybody in the northern hemisphere need a quick handy?
Still looking for sauce on the jap bathroom video, got a name on one
>>58289444
top kack
THE YANKENING
>>58289505
can you link some more la, im lacking
>>58289342
never knew about that oil, thanks m8
It's so strange that old timey people wore those stupid looking wigs
opinions on j bercow lads
>>58289307
i love getting fucked up and watching ancient aliens too m8
>>58289382
What a great example of an English human being
>>58289536
Google 'webcam vibrator capri sun' or something.
She shouts out I'm So Thirsty beforehand, which is why her brother brings her juice
>my name is the queen and i am a slag for paki cock
>>58289565
his last album wasn't that great
>>58289159
if SJWs had twitter in 1965 they would have forced NASA to sack WVB by getting some anti nazi stuff trending
maya put up a bikini pic on the 'gram lads
that's my wank sorted for the next five weeks
>>58289557
that's actually because of a disease that caused baldness around that time that spread across europe
>>58289383
i've had one (1) previous conversation and she did indeed seem interested, with enthused paragraphs as responses. replied: 'how's your week been' now and no reply yet gg lmfao
>>58289610
Why in Christ's name do people pay attention to any shit on twitter.
Thoughts lads?
Not going to actually send this but my point stands
Apologies for some of the words being shortened had to fit it all in
Also meant to post this an hour ago but I'm at the pub
Me on the goalpost.
>>58289618
Wew, thanks for the education lad. Does that mean the women that wore those giant mad wigs were bald too?
>>58289655
Squeaky wheel gets the grease
>>58289584
Not that one, the jap webm in the last thread
I'm close
>>58289556
To be honest I'm not sure if it actually makes my beard grow thicker, but it sure as shit feels softer and looks shinier.
>>58289656
>I got the cure
>It's in my pants
>>58289626
Okay that's good. Give her some time to read your message, she's prolly just busy atm :)
Not going to actually send this
>>58289656
Buy a punching bag m8, looks like you could use one
>>58289658
What did that idiot expect to fucking happen
>trumps new york penthouse
>>58289618
interesting
Amazing thread
>>58289656
her fringe is annoying.
is anyone else's adblock not blocking ads on youtube videos?
>>58289731
>needing to go to IMDB so often you have a fucking bookmark
I enjoy the movies of Jack Black.
>>58289755
>>58289676
http://mentalfloss.com/article/31056/why-did-people-wear-powdered-wigs
>>58289731
>1251064786409.jpg
that was fucking yonks ago
haven't seen that image since then
>>58289784
you using ublock origin lad?
>>58289731
based paula coming in with the banter bomb
>>58289610
>implying
do you know how hard the US worked to even get Von Braun?
they had to fuck over the Brits as well bringing him over since you lot captured him first.
basically fucked the entire British rocketry program and moved it all to the US
>>58289745
ah I see he had a persian interior decorator
>>58289808
I enjoy old timey maids
>>58289745
Doesn't look like anyone actually lives in it.
>>58289834
yeah dood
>>58289731
>are you michael jackson in disguise
I am fucking howling
>>58289549
second half of this song is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKbvHYkEyng&feature=player_detailpage#t=192
don't really have much on hand though right now
>>58289656
Got a pain? I'll give you a nice big injection that will cure those ails. A injection of pleasure with my love shaft.
>oiiiii /brit/ bait out da biggest sideting u know
>>58289846
As with everything else after the war. Why we even consider them allies is beyond me.
>>58289857
super comfy
looks like the home of a leftist SJW though
Why do we have separate male/female bathrooms if they're all private stalls anyway?
>>58289707
Probably not but if I use it alongside Rogaine then it most likely will help.
really want to go to australia lads
>>58289731
lad i know you've got a collection of these /b/ fb hacks
post em
>>58289905
fuck off paki
>>58289852
Post the great men of history.
>>58289846
>>58289610
also people DID make a big fuss about Braun being a Nazi and the US government basically told them to shove it, though it did keep him basically stuck in Arizona making ICBMs for his early American career until after Sputnik launched
>>58289727
I'll fucking hire you for that paddy
Just kidding because muh heritage
Be my friend pls my dad was born in Cork
Don't know why I'm making this post right now btw
I'm in the pub and my mate keeps trying to look at my phone
>>58289745
very tacky, would have a hard time /relaxing/ with that color scheme
looks like an old puerto rican lady's dream house
PRAY 4 PARIS
>>58289987
What are you drinking?
>>58289846
There is evidence, however, that British intelligence and scientists were the first to interview him in depth, eager to gain information that they knew U.S. officials would deny them
Typical sneaky yank cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM
pure class vid, dem roadmanz is gettin snitched bruv
>>58289731
I think I remember being in that /b/ thread
what are the chances of anything coming from mars?
>white t-shirt
>dark jeans
>adidas sambas
What do I add?
>>58289745
well you know what they say, you can't buy class haha
>>58289946
crba
>>58290047
Sounds fine mate
>>58290047
Cold out?
>>58290035
a million to one he said
>>58289987
>born
>in
>cork
no I will not be your fucking friend
Might buy an Abarth 500
sometimes I feel very strongly about voting to leave the other times i'm not as bothered
wonder what mood I will be in on polling day
>>58290073
see: >>58290075
business plan: invent a space ship in your garage to be the first man on mars
Lost 60 euro on some bad bets
Very very bad feel
>>58289198
victoria
anyone know of a working dark souls 1 torrent
>>58289945
why? it's not all that great tbf
>>58290020
literally don't understand youth dialect
business idea: make money so i can do the things i want to do
>>58290047
olive military style jacket
blue ocbd
>tfw chips cheese and mixed pakora
Post more epic classical music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X9LvC9WkkQ
>tfw bow legs
fucking kill me
When will the Transgender meme end?
It seems to be popping up in the news a lot more at the moment
Do people not realise that you biologically cannot be born the wrong gender?
>>58290020
stormzy at 3:20
>>58289926
well you made the deal with the devil to get Hitler out
in exchange the UK lost its jet engines, its nuclear program, its rocketry program, its submarine program, and all its colonies to the Americans.
had to rebuild everything afterwards more or less since so many scientists and investors left
the British space program is actually really interesting, they basically cobbled the entire thing together more or less independently since they couldn't just piggyback the Germans
>>58290020
oi senpai, what's a roadman innit blud?
>>58290193
Think you might be a bigot
>>58290129
man dem u need to come out to my endz bruv and get uck off a sket, u get me
business idea: make money so i can do the things i want to do, then realize i don't have time to do the things i want to do because i make money all day every day
Really been bothering me since starting this job. When I am off, I'm exhausted and have to be up early to go back to work.
Never watched a louis theroux documentary before but just seen there are loads of netflix
which one shall I watch lads?
>>58290035
idk, but it seems like a likely place for ancient life. small rocky planet with an atmosphere that doesn't seem too harsh and ice water at its poles
wouldn't be surprised if they found some fossilized bacteria or something there in the not too distant future, especially since they're studying mars so much as of late.
>>58290231
me on the right
>>58290246
johannesburg one
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
just caught a bug in my hand but let it go outside. i think i would make a great king, firm but fair
>>58290231
what the fuck is a third gender or agender
>>58290100
just smoke a bunch of DMT instead bro, you'll go to mars
>>58290246
They're all great
Very much enjoyed the "by reason of insanity" one
>>58290231
>people expect to be taken seriously as "demigirl" and "butch"
It's not even a funny joke anymore, just annoying to hear about
>>58290244
What job
my deep web weed came in the post today lads
delighted
>>58290318
Lemme get a hit of that la
>>58290246
dont know whats on netflix but theres a torrent knocking about with all of his docs, when louis met from the early 00's is pretty comfy
>>58290020
where can I find a gf like this?
>>58290292
haha, upvoted this on reddit earlier! girl power! xD
>>58290305
an agender is a born secretary
>>58290292
didn't so much as crack a smile as I read through that,
>>58290316
Full time interior contractor
Pays fairly well but they don't give 2 shits that you're an actual person with needs that can't happen on job sites.
>>58290187
enjoy your reduced incidence of ACL injuries
bow leggedness is kind of a good thing. i bet you walk with a cool strut too, girls probably think you're ultra confident
Is the other guy wanting sauce for the 3 Jap girls in the bathroom here?
>>58290292
that was p. funny though and im jaded
is there an actual point to these threads?
want to be the first man to wank on mars
>>58290318
quit yer blaarin
>>58290305
>3rd
You identify as neither male, female, nor anything inbetween. You are a completely different gender, feeling no biological connection or social obligation to either.
>agender
You lack gender entirely. Either you identify as utterly genderless or you transcend gender as a consept
>>58290312
Careful now, that's awfully close to hate speech
>>58290399
Yes please
>>58290020
what the FUCK are they saying
>>58290292
No for telling everyone about it, you depraved cow.
>>58290318
>tfw you get street weed that's as good as the shit you get on the deepweb
shame it smells like dick cheese though
>>58290246
scroll through and see if any of them sound interesting to you 2bh, haven't seen a boring one yet. all of his stuff is amusing
>>58290345
itll cost u m8
>>58290396
No, I look retarded in any trousers that aren't super baggy
I can't wear slim jeans
I've never worn shorts in my life because it looks like someone smashed my fucking legs with a hammer
its not cool, its a disability
>>58290391
>Pays fairly well but they don't give 2 shits that you're an actual person with needs that can't happen on job sites.
Huh? You can't do a shit at work?
You are a left moderate social libertarian.
Left: 3.35, Libertarian: 1.1
>>58290400
bad sense of humor, don't post again.
>>58290200
>Yanks banging on about free trade all the time
>Do everything they can to help their own companies, domestically and abroad, do everything they can to fuck other countries companies over
>Still bang on about free trade
Top lads to be sure.
>>58290424
Good
Genuinely hate those defective faggots
Good thing they don't reproduce, will be glad to see them die out.
>>58290452
shut the fuck up already
>>58290246
porn one's great desu
>>58290292
>do you think a guy wants to hear about that
hes speaking for himself there, i love it when girls talk about peeing
>>58290424
how can you identify as neither
literally what would that person look or act like
how exactly does one drive an automatic?
The idea of not having a clutch confuses me
what do you do when you come to a stop?
![1461359812863[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BovBOEP.jpg "1461359812863[1].png")
R.I.P based Doran,
;_;7
>>58290399
Did you find it? PLEASE
>>58290318
>>58290487
Nah you can shit but you can't sleep, shower, shave, see a doctor, have a family, have friends, have hobbies, etc.
>>58290297
how many people have to die for you to become king?
>>58290536
start. stop
that's it
How did Marvin make a song as impossibly sexy as Let's Get It On?
>>58290506
why?
>>58290469
Damn nigga
Way to be a buzz kill
>>58290502
Trump is going to kick that into overdrive
>>58290318
haha where'd you buy it from, please say, and be specific
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zGDisyWkIBM
just been offered the role of the new Bond lads
practicing my kung-fu in my bedroom for the last hour
>>58290582
how is he so straight when he is literally called a faggot
>>58290538
wow tar for the spoilers lad
literally don't even bother anymore because of people like you, bet that makes you happy doesn't it taking a small joy away from my life?
>>58290573
only a few more now
>>58290452
>tfw ive smoked so much in the last year that most weed i buy barely does anything for me
ever since i got a 9-5 job and a bit of money ive just been smoking every evening.
>>58290617
canada, funnily enough
>>58290600
because i said so, runt
>>58290569
Isn't that normal
I can't sleep at work either
>>58290502
Yeah mate salt of the earth them lot
Love em to pieces
want to be the first man to fuck a black chick on mars
had a good haircut lads. cost me £40 but i'm very happy with it plus the bird rubbed her tits against my head all the way through it. money well spent desu
>>58290503
>will be glad to see them die out
Not gonna happen, culture regresses slowly.
>>58290531
>how can you identify as neither
You look at what it means to be male from a social perspective, same for women, and realise you identify with neiter's defining characteristics. And if you recognise neither set of attributes or social norms within yourself, then you logically cannot be either male or female and must be a third option.
>literally what would that person look or act like
However they wanted to
Very important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10020424
http://www.strawpoll.me/10020424
>>58290632
The world is a crazy place m8. Every time I think I've made sense of it all, I see someone like Prince and how he drowned in minge and it's just like "shit, God really is a mystery man".
>>58290630
I won't accept another Irish james bond.
watching oslo 31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPOQ02l4Egc
Well /brit/? are you European or British?
>just been offered the role of the new Bond lads, practicing my kung-fu in my bedroom for the last hour
just died to the kill pillars lads, my comm4ndo ran out of ammo
>>58290641
degenerate addict
>>58289113
>her pants just sticking out like that
she's off her fucking head
>>58290635
>caring about spoilers
i could've spoiled the real shit
>>58290647
Most of the ones I've met in my travels have been wankers too. Out of all the white guys you'll see in Asia you can instantly spot a yank.
>>58290641
>50 quid for 3-4 grams of weed and it does nothing for him
It's not worth smoking in this poxy country anyway
>>58290426
>>58290556
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56feedc37ae5d
>>58290642
VERY upsetting post
spoiler: you die at the end
>>58290736
well I fully expect you to desu
purely because I don't want you to
thanks a lot lad
>>58290760
You absolute fucking legend.
>>58290645
Nah what I'm saying is... I'm up at 4:30 monday through friday and frequently saturday and sunday (though we're not supposed to work weekends) so I can be at work at 5:30 so I can get off at 6 so I can come in for a night shift 2 nights a week and work from 9-3 so I can get up at 4:30 again for a day shift.
Literally had to get the swine flu to get this weekend off, should get sick more often. Going to have to tell my boss I'm not working nights anymore and he can suck my dick if he doesn't like it. Fucking fat bastard shows up at 7 and leaves at 3 every day.
>>58290798
spoiler: you get reincarnated as an insect
>>58290753
well buying from the deep web allowed me to get 28 grams for 125. i've already sold two fifty bags at 2.4g each to some friends of mine. So I've essentially got 23.2g left now and I've only spent 25 euro in total.
male escort bloke with very big muscles gave me a freebie at the weekend lads. was good fun desu, might do it again.
>>58290823
You're welcome la, have a wank on me x
>>58290831
Always wanted to go to Turkey
>>58290641
I wish I could get some tolerance, smoked for a few years and still have a baby tolerance.
>>58290753
why not grow it? Do coppers actually give a fuck about weed there?
>>58290798
After credits scene: Me in Heaven
>>58290677
please give me an example of one of these agenders or third genders, i'm curious. i'm not entirely sure how you can reject such a wide range of cultural norms. just because a guy sucks dicks and prances around naked doesn't mean he's not male.
>>58290803
I won't, sorry about that.
Doran is pretty irrelevant anyway, particularly this season.
>>58290884
not having a tolerance is a good thing, its cheaper and more sustainable than needing to smoke a good bit all the time.
