The Maid edition
/balt/
kpop
yasuho
>>58286890
Good lad, good lad.
MAKO SHARKS
Post your favourite things about Oliver Cromwell.
HILARY
Choa
is there a sync in this town
is /int/ being raided
spoidah
(hopefully dead)
>>58286981
she buggered her face with that nose job
>>58286916
atarax (hydroxyzine hydrochloride)
>>58286981
>paris
>NEW york
uk cucked again
>>58287004
Mean. Set him free.
Nigel Farage?
He's a bloody racist little Englander poundshop Enoch Powell and we gotta watch him
Fucking smoking ban lads
>>58287004
>Killing insects
Enjoy hell
>ywn be mates with Sandy and Sandra
>she will never cook you a pot noodle+joloff
>>58287036
threw him out the window
it's up to him whether he lives or dies. i gave him a chance to walk out the door but the fucker stood still
reminder that he drank 106 pints in one weekend
>>58287045
i bet he wouldn't even give the bankers bonus footballs to the junior soldiers
>>58287059
would shag sandy
she's the one on the left right
nige
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO3v45vtp0
I would pay £600 for a photo of Kyary eating a fajita with my name spelt in guacamole on it.
>have a habit of clicking on random related videos
>find low view, Japanese pop albums
>they cost this fucking much to buy
Why do I bother trying to be a special snowflake
>>58287051
>>58287051
>insect
i hope this was b8
anyone else not really like drinking?
I feel like i did it all when i was a teenager and now don't really enjoy getting drunk
HIGNFY became so much worse than I could have imagined. Used to be great in the angus deayton days
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nZu5YXCkBX
over the hills and far away
through flanders portugal and spain
king George commands and we obey
over the hills and far away
>>58287012
>>58287077
what a dullard
>>58287045
>TFW people are voting for a mock enoch.
>Nobody listened to Enoch when he was alive, and now this.
Lay a whisper on my pillow
Leave the winter on the ground
I wake up lonely, this air of silence
In the bedroom, and all around.
>>58287033
Tokyo
Seoul
London
New York
>>58286370
It's a neat and efficient way of implementing lazyness in languages like Haskell?
Not much to say about it lad.
>>58286376
Stallman's autism.
>>58286437
It isn't lad, compiled languages are more important.
>>58286472
A compiler is essentially a computer program that takes text written in a certain programming language understandable to humans and translates it into something a computer processor can understand and execute.
Let's say that you have some programming language where you can type
>computer please print "memes" 10 times on the screen, thanks in advance.
You save this into a text file and you want to run this program of yours? Well how does the computer know what you want? To the computer this text file is just a big string of characters. It doesn't understand what it needs to do.
So you give this file to the compiler, the compiler takes it, analyzes it and figures out what your program does and prints out the machine code that the computer can execute. The final product of the compiler would be an executable program that will print you "memes" 10 times just like you asked.
How does the compiler do this?
Essentially a compiler has two phases, analysis and synthesis.
During analysis your text file is analysed and the compiler checks if your program is written correctly according to the rules of your language (think of it as sort of a spell checker), the compiler also remembers important bits of your program (for example it remembers that you need to print something, it remembers that you want to print "memes", it remembers that you want to print it 10 times etc.)
During synthesis the compiler now uses all the things it remembered and it creates an executable program that you can now run.
This is a very basic explanation didn't really go into any actual techniques of how these things are done.
>>58287127
I like it a lot tbbh
would you let a 94 year old drive you?
>>58287092
I think so
peng tings on my /a/ and my anime image folder too
>>58287154
>actual techniques of how these things are done.
stopped reading there
>>58287137
GR8 song mate love sharpe.
>>58287171
this
>>58287188
>actually browsing /a/
do you like subjecting yourself to unbridled autism and misery?
>>58287185
I love Philip
How to be successful as a woman: be hot
How to be successful as a man: compete for money, power and prestige
sounds like women have it pretty easy. why are they still so uppity and discontent?
>>58287193
so you read the whole thing?
thanks lad
He's still at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO3v45vtp0
>>58287133
Yeah mate it's shite now, Merton's heart just isn't in it any more
>>58287154
sounds interesting
ty anon
>>58287212
i just read jojo and yuru yuri threads tbqh
>>58287185
>Prince Phillip is 95 this June
Is this what Brutal 2016 is building up to?
>>58287212
What were you expecting from a canadian
>>58287151
far right is the hottest
How do I get a gf?
>>58287185
lol look at poor liz sitting in the back there with Michelle
>>58287221
The ugly ones got left behind and unlike men there's nothing they can do about it.
holding a lot of (You)s from the public lads
>>58287230
I feel sorry for him desu. It sounds like he's disabled and has shite parents
>>58287109
.>only £600
poser
10 or so posts have been deleted from the thread for whatever reason
>>58287248
Phillip lives off offending foreigners, he probably got another ten years off Obama.
>>58287248
think both of them will reach 100 desu
>>58287230
that kid has bitch tits
>>58287230
he looks a bit fetal alcohol syndromie
>>58287240
very liberal household
little shit probably knew exactly what he was doing and wanted a cheeky look
Reminder that the government LITERALLY issued a trigger warning for benders going to America,
>when x ill be a lot happier and more content with life
>x happens
>dont feel very different
hmm
".>"
dear oh dear
>>58287308
Her Maj's mum lived to the big 101. Normally people live longer than their parents
>>58287240
obviously fake
who leaves the door open when wanking
>>58287237
When you've just woken up to a knocking at the door and it's the president of the US.
Poor lad didn't even have time to put his face on
imagine if Elizabeth lived to be 120?
doing a hajj
>>58287241
You weren't in a Yuru Yuri IRC last year were you?
>rain outside
>watching gogglebox
>cat on lap
>cup of Roobios tea
>few biccies
Too comfy
>>58287347
this is why the only thing worth looking forward to is death
I'm feeling it now Mr Krabs
>>58287373
There's an hour long compilation somewhere, seems genuine. Afterwards she runs into the toilets with the camera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2up4WUQod0
how's everyone's passover going
>>58287230
Is there an expert on AGH lore in the house? What's with the blackcurrant cordial bottles in his room? Surely he'd have to go the kitchen to get a glass and dilute it anyway, right?
Confusing.
>>58287347
was told that going into secondary school
was told that going into fourth year when the classes shifted
was told that going onto A levels
was told that going into university
come to the conclusion that not everyone is fit for life
Is that a PS vita?
>>58287362
dno what im going to do when the queen dies desu
everything will be so different, hopefully she outlives me, could bear to see charles ugly mug all over my slummy
>dno what im going to do when the queen dies desu
everything will be so different, hopefully she outlives me, could bear to see charles ugly mug all over my slummy
>>58287408
norway why arent you helping us leave the eu
>>58287373
A mentally inferior being I.E a woman
>>58287439
well, thank you, yours?
>>58287239
n..no problem lad
>>58287399
pineal gland gone up in smoke
>>58287469
nice job speed racer
new gimmick: quote someones post with a picture of a hat, implying that they are a nerd
red pill me on monty python lads. every bit i've tried to watch it seems like overly long totally unfunny fedora tier bullshit.
>>58287417
g-gosh kyoko!
>>58287469
epic response time
Yanky in Bongland on holiday here, went to hire a car today and all they had were sticks, when are bongloids going to get with the 21st century?
>>58287299
What sort of posts? Perhaps some kind soul assisting with bump limit evasion or something.
>>58287417
Ah nvm
Just remembered there being a couple of Canadians in it.
>>58287470
>Roleplaying countries
>>58287472
A mentally inferior being I.E a Irishman.
>>58287474
never fails to remind me how much I hate my family
>the queen will die in your lifetime
27 and have no desire to ever be married or have kids
>>58287515
just imagine a laugh track
making ramen noodles
ffs
>>58287515
just watch the two good films
>>58287515
I've always found it shit desu
people in here will hark on about it like its funny af, literally only for old people and yanks who wana graduate from doctor who these days
>>58287481
You saw what they did to prince when he became too aware lad, I've got to stay under the radar for a bit
>>58287240
what would you do if you saw your mom or sister doing this?
i like to imagine i'd hang myself
wish the exercise ball was my ballbag x
>>58287515
Some of it is. Some of it was just pushing the boundaries of what was acceptable at the time. Also some stuff has backstories, like in this where they told the extras that they only had one reel of tape so if someone laughed they wouldn't get paid for the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc
>>58287539
how is that roleplaying? countries have talking points and im surprised they arent making a point of why we should leave when other countries are saying we should stay
>>58287362
princess margaret died before the queen mother
>>58287528
Grimsby arcade has automatic dodgems lad
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
had sex with a girl today
she got a bit offended when I asked if she had any condoms
>Two people standing in a quiet bar drinking lite beer
>Person A: "I can't believe I did that social faux-pa
>Person B: "You did WHAT social faux-pa??"
>Laugh track
>American """""""""humour""""""""
>>58287612
Hopefully Charles will follow suit
>>58287515
watching it i either have this expression
:I
sometimes a little grin
:)
rarely a small chuckle
:D
>>58287528
>hire a car
we say "renting a car"
also manual is more commonly said
*hönk hönk*
Guten morgen, Herr Anon.
Wunderbarer Tag im Euro-Großreich!
Voten IN ja?
>>58287537
oh
it was the ""forehead"" posts and i thought you might have reported them lol
>>58287418
It's on Motherless somewhere lad, I saw it yesterday
>>58287651
botswana
>>58287515
What have you tried watching? Surely you can see the appeal in Life of Brian?
It was banned in Norway when it came out, and advertised in Sweden as "The movie so funny it is forbidden in Norway", so historical context does quite a lot aswell tbf.
>>58287463
Imagine being about 50-odd so the Queen has been the Queen for your entire life. Must be mental
http://dev.biologists.org/content/develop/66/1/57.full.pdf
hope I can be a successful biologist someday lads
>The EU doesn't have a free trade deal with America.
>Obama: "if you leave you wont have a free trade deal"
>>58287373
Her father took her door off its hinges because she kept doing shit like this, if I remember correctly.
>>58287692
forgot about that site, always felt like i was going to get v& when browsing, its probably cleaned up a lot these days tho
>>58287725
banned here too
absolutely heretical
Why do people I just met always tell me really personal stuff? Maybe I'm just very reserved, but it seems like everyone is really open these days
I'll have known somebody for like 2 days and I'll know all about their childhood abuse, their depression, their anxiety, their former drug addiction, their sexual orientation, etc. very weird desu, I don't know what to say sometimes.
>>58287752
deepest lore
have the opportunity to do a threesome with a mate and his fuckbuddy
it would be my first time having sex. not sure if I should
>>58287736
hope i can have aspirations someday
>>58287731
not really because who gives a flying shit about the queen
>>58287605
yeah, it seems like something that would be funny if i were a repressed upper middle class englishman who grew up in the 1950s, but in an era when you can watch people shoot bottlerockets out of their arseholes it doesn't really hold up.
>American trade """""""""""""""deals"""""""""""""
>>58287779
just another person to embarrass yourself in front of
>>58287790
>who gives a flying shit about the queen
It's ok, I used to be edgy too when I was your age
Obama needs to keep his fucking beak out Tbh
Cheeky cunt
how do i negate the smell of my DUDE 4/20 4:20??
>>58287755
Catholicism so stronk a film making fun of it must be banned.
>women who call their s/o daddy
>>58287755
I don't think it was officially banned. Just boycotted by the church but I might be wrong
>>58287830
use a mouth fedora
Business idea: Go to /pol/ and reply to every post with a fedora.
>when you die they put your dead body in a box and bury it in the ground
>>58287815
nah i'm just not a sad cunt
>>58287790
I do a bit, she's never done anything directly for me but I respect and like her
next weekend will be a three day one
not bad eh fellow slaves
give it a rest bradley
r8
Wait, Arrested Development is considered good?
>>58287879
that's this weekend mate, monday off
>>58287790
Rasheed
>>58287838
superior version
>>58287849
Any other way?
I could buy a vape but I've heard the high you get from them is more anxious so not really into it
>>58287757
weirdos
also a sign of being shallow
not that being a walking iceberg is much better
Hand feels very very hot, it feels kinda good
>>58287830
You've made your bed now lie in it degenerate
was about to reply to another post on /int/ with FOB haha what am i
>>58287913
ah yes the famous April 25th May Day
>>58287893
3, 1, 5, 6, 4, 2
>>58287893
must feel shit being a non white girl
even the good looking ones are worse than good looking whites
>>58287784
im put on a sync but no ones joined cos im hated
>>58287893
5,3,4,6,2,1
>>58287687
Very odd. Found the forehead issue interesting though, still not done a proper scan of the archives for evidence. Can think of a couple off the top of my head though.
>>58287949
VERY rude post
KICK ALL YA CDS OF YA CD RACK
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK
>>58287902
I watched it as background tv while I was falling asleep,
pretty crap but certainly watchable, I like the mean old woman from archer
>>58287902
Arrested Development is actually funny desu, there's a lot of stuff you miss watching it first time around
Foreigners out of /brit/ now!!!!!
might get some of my cds back
>>58287902
enjoyed the early seasons when they came out initially
good parody of typical family sitcoms around at the time (and still)
now you have shit like Modern Family trying to ape it a bit
WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME???????????
>making your bed every day
Literally why
What is the point
>>58287927
I've got an atomiser and it works a treat. About 10 quid off geaebest. No smell or anything and it's quick
Come to the conclusion that we shouldn't all kill ourselves
Please disregard the advice I previously posted in this general some time ago
having a think about the brilliance of stefan molyneux and how lucky we are to be alive during the height of his powers
business idea: write a script for /brit/: the sitcom
>>58287992
Took me ages to organise that
Bang out of order mate, just not cricket
>>58288007
no mate
How does it make you feel that prince george will be bald as fuck like wills? I would think itd be embarrassing to have a bald royal
>>58287902
seasons 1-3 are p funny desu
>Britain would be back of queue for trade deal
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""special"""""""""""""""""" relationship
>brushing your teeth every day
Literally why
What is the point
>>58288007
But Why?
>tfw she probably doesn't even think of me any more
>tfw this has never been true in reverse.
>>58288007
Enoch was right.
>>58288065
>giving a shit about the royals
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>58288032
so you have a nice comfy clean bed for when you go to bed
rather fancy a comfy
>>58288070
Literally trying to blackmail us to continue being their trojan horse in the EU.
>>58288032
Jahans
>>58288106
Rasheed
>>58288074
once in the morning if i'm going out thats the only time I do it
>>58288065
They'll make wigs fashionable amongst the upper classes again, and the plebs will follow suit as tey always do.
>>58288065
Yeah mate I'm losing sleep over it
Get a grip you fucking weapon
>>58287902
It's a bit reddit but it's alri.
>>58288056
desu
>being alive every day
Literally why
What is the point
>>58288112
reddit core more like
>>58288112
>up in the air
>lost in translation
>ghostbusters
FANTASTIC FILMS DESU
>>58288172
shoo leaf youre not welcome here
>there are people who don't just post on /brit/ when they have a spare ten minutes with nothing to do but literally spend a significant proportion of their free time in this thread
never fails to boggle my mind
>>58288112
Bill Murray confirmed comfiest actor.
>>58288041
What's the high like? That much different from a joint?
hate women
>>58288112
>ghostbusters
needs more women in lead roles t b h
>>58288207
I unironically do this
I've posted here for like 10 hours straight once
>>58288112
Dazed and Confused is pretty good for comfy, best on that chart
Just had a shower lads
>>58288207
FONT
i heard that you like eastenders
pakis are assimilating lads
here we are
all the lads
>>58288150
scouser
or have I successfully spread "weapon" beyond our borders
visited my m8s in brum recently and they were all saying it. 100% sure they derived it from me
lads
>>58288207
But then how would you see your (you)s?
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
>>58288327
we're in here lads
Anyone else not really give a shit about settling down or having mates or whatever?
not trying to be edgy or anything but I just never feel lonely.
>>58288286
>inb4 murdered for apostasy
>>58288112
got a load of these sorts of charts saved
>>58288305
maybe the pakis are right, maybe the west is fucked
disclaimer: i am not a paki
>>58288341
I wish i was this
genuinely hate all my friends but I have too spend time with them because I'll go insane if I isolate myself
>>58288305
wtf why are people so vile
What is some epic classical music lads? I only hear it in films and games
>>58288341
Schizoid
Thinking of posting my diary entries on here.
Scared I'll get doxxed though.
>>58288305
what does that even mean?
Thailad in the middle
>>58288404
Genuinely thought I was one for a while but I'm really not.
>>58288381
Don't really like hanging about with my mates either, not that I dislike them I just don't really have much in common with them, so I don't really mind if I don't go out with any of them for weeks or even months.
>>58288400
Antonin Dvorak's New World Symphony
>>58288400
>Let Me Google That For You
>>58288455
wew
got sauce on this?
could do a wank to it
doing a poo
>>58288455
>>58288455
desu in that situation I would fucking brain the lot of them
>>58288455
can i pay 3000 pounds to have this happen to me, thanks x
>>58288400
>What is some epic classical music
not even sure I want to humour this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
>>58288455
Could you point me to this video cheers lad.
Comedy central is getting better lads, Impractical jokers is great, they have malcolm in the middle now, and my name is earl is starting next week
>>58288470
my m8s are just boring and never want to do anything fun
>>58288514
>in that situation I would fucking brain the lot of them
Summer and summer festivals/concerts are coming up quick and fast lads
Who are you most excited to see and where at?
yank cucks
My number one tip for you all is be lucky.
having a look
