The Girls edition
cara
>>58294170
dara
>>58294199
Fuck Dara.
like the new continuity of themes throughout the thread
Any of you lads deathly scared of commitment? If a girl even remotely shows interest in me I leg it. I'll never have a wife and kids and live in a nice house
>>58294158
I don't even understand how "single women" exist. They can just have sex with anyone they want.
>>58294199
Fucking terrorist cunt
>you will never go to one of stifler's parties
why live
why doesnt the goverment focus on Brazilian immigrants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9DPB-a417M&nohtml5=False
We're all in here
>>58293566
>>58293566
>>58293566
>>58293566
>>58293566
>>58294170
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>58294266
brazilian thicc is the worst kind of thick
>>58294223
What?
>>58294170
Tonight you go to bed and tomorrow you wake up on April 23rd, either 2007 or 2008, you still retain knowledge from those years leading up to 2016, do you decide to change things on global scale or smaller scale using your advantage? On April 23rd 2009 after spending a year making different decisions you will go to bed and wake up the next morning on April 25th 2016 seeing how your actions have affected the world.
arac
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
https://instasync.com/r/lanc
>>58294297
nah
white "thicc" is worse since it's very rarely that.
>>58294170
neck yourself you fucking cretinous melt
>listening to music on headphones
>hear 3 loud knocks
>knocks aren't in soundtrack
>on the top floor, far from the door
>headphones would've blocked out any nearby knocking sound
what the fuck
>>58294315
put all my savings in google/apple/microsoft play wow until april 23rd
>go to freshers fair
>they don't ask for proof that I actually go to uni
>get as many free slices of dominos pizza as you want
gonna continue doing this after I graduate
oi belfast you in
>>58294315
Gonna stop the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
>>58294371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqNpXJwgO8o
>>58294315
shitpost on 4chan
>>58294263
my mum wants to move to oxfordshire
is it any good?
>>58294401
I look forward to more Peep Show inspired posts
>>58294261
>assuming one daily mail commenter represents brits
looks like you understand samples even less!
>>58294357
>autism
>>58294372
>>58294406
>>58294315
Actually, according to the butterfly effect
If you go back to 2007 and move one park bench, the global future outcome of 2016 would be far different
URGENT POEL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021087
http://www.strawpoll.me/10021087
>>58294449
This post made me laugh, might have been the exclamation mark, might not have been
>>58294255
im sure most of the single women out there are either
1. fat/ugly/mangled
2. autistic
3. shy/don't get out much/in poor social circle(s) that don't get them laid
or a combo of any of those. so pretty much the same reasons single guys exist. but yeah at the end of the day its a lot, lot easier for girls to find love than it is for guys.
>>58294458
well at least i've enjoyed a year of wrath of the lich king again
>>58294466
I dont want any of those drugs so I have refrained from voting
Being a virgin because people on here are is a terrible thing to judge yourself against, what kind of standard is that.
I could think over everyone i knew either as a friend ,school college, uni etc at 23 and less than 1% or the guys could be virgins
>>58294458
I'm gonna move so many park benches
Phil the Greek, King of England, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall and Northern Ireland
>>58294466
md all the way
>>58294458
no, not really
human decisions wouldn't be impacted by that
>>58294525
>Phil the Greek, King of England, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall and Northern Ireland
The best Greek.
But he's not King, he's prince.
>>58294525
forever prince cuckold
>>58294525
unironically looks like a lizard
>>58294518
who gives a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV0gN4Qo4A8
>>58294497
Nah it's not the same reason single guys exist. Women literally do not even try to get a bf. Being single as a woman means you should probably commit suicide or just come out as a lesbian.
I pissed on the sink of a disabled toilets at Leicester train station once because they charged me 20p to use it
>>58294581
>Stratford
binned.
Pahaha. Just shit the bed.
>>58294556
only technically because of sexism
>>58294581
i weep for this shithole. This is the state of our youth.
>>58294518
>interacts with other human beings that interact with other human beings
your statistics are going to be skewed because you're not dealing with autistic shutins on a regular basis.
you don't see the virgins because most of the virgins rarely leave their house and even when they do its to run errands which isn't a very social activity or its to go to work/school where they don't fit in
>>58294581
these videos make me so happy I live in liverpool
we have our dickheads but fucking hell imagine being surrounded by these people
Aight I'm out
l8a l8a
>>58294600
Just bringing the Greek boy down.
>I pissed on the sink of a disabled toilets at Leicester train station once because they charged me 20p to use it
>>58294594
you paid for the toilet and still didn't use it?
or you pissed in the sink to avoid the toilet charge?
>love lord of the rings
>watch the hobbit and there are nigs and pakis in the background
literally unwatchable lads
>>58294525
Sorry to burst your bubble but he isn't king
good lad though
>>58294581
>inb4 there's a baiting out betas video and /brit/ anons get called out
get your racism flags out boys its st georges day
>>58294443
Yeah it's well good. Not even memeing around.
Where does she want to move exactly?
Living in the suburbs of a small town in the countryside in Oxfordshire is the best thing ever. Everything looks nice, the people are nice, crime literally doesn't exist, it's comfy as fuck.
wake up in the morning and I aks myself
is life worth living, shall I blast myself?
>>58294622
>We may have our dickheads.
They're called scousers mate.
>>58294636
bit weird that a golden hat is more important anyone in the country, even the queen
>7 inches hard
>like 1 inch soft
I FUCKING HATE THIS
>>58294611
Those people would be the first <1% mate
most of the spergs i know of have had some sort of rough looking gf at least
>>58294622
i'd probably go postal
i hate scotland but it's a fuckin godsend by comparison, i'd prob slit my throat
Did anyone here unironically grow up in London
>>58294646
noticed a few Chinese residents of dale when I watched the 3rd one, I just told myself they must be migrants or traders from somewhere in the east
I hate yanks lads
>>58294702
Imagine her surprise when it gets hard though
>>58294713
yes
>>58294666
>>58294712
If we firebomb scotland maybe some good could come out of that awful place.
>>58294667
not sure on exactly where but she's really got her heart set on it and has put our house up for sale
only thing i'm worried about is missing the big wooded areas round here i walk my dog in
the westphalian model of state formation was a mistake
>>58294581
Bloody wogs. Stratford can't be gentrified sooner enough.
>>58294757
seeing that vid it's far from the worst place in the UK, far.
>>58294702
Its shit because if you aren't getting hard quickly you look like a tiny-dick guy and its cringe
I'm 22 and have never held a girls hand
How does it feel that you aren't a young professional in the 80s working in the deregulated city and on coke 24/7
>>58294756
That's are george that is.
Wish I could sing.
>>58294643
Just a dirty protest desu lad, didnt have a shit brewing so I had to make the most of it and piss instead
How come the husband of a Queen is not a King?
PS. you next King will be half-greek. how does that make you feel?
>>58294783
are you fat?
>>58294780
You ever go to Scotland? A universally awful people, in my experience.
>>58294821
because King ranks higher than Queen
>>58294783
How does this happen?
>>58294823
I'm /fit/ actually
and 6ft
>>58294581
>that accent
They're fucked for life. Heard some woman on the train who was like 28-32 speaking like that and it was bizarre. Literally doomed.
>>58294828
have you?
>>58294821
Nothing wrong with greeks desu
King outranks queen so it's to show that the queen is in charge
>>58294834
Kate will be Queen or Princess when Will becomes King?
>>58294581
What fucking language is this??
>>58294834
This. And we know are liz ranks above everyone, so it's a loophole of sorts.
>>58294836
Not everyone is a normie
>>58294866
queen
which do you align more with lads?
I go with Chris. Peter has his moments, but he's usually just a miserable anti-fun sod 99% of them time living off his brother's coattails
Chris could be an equally belligerent cunt when he wanted to be, but his eloquence and 'hitchslaps' are just pure awesomeness that this watered-down PC-obsessed generation was just not equipped to deal with
>you'll never live in the 18th and 19th century where such characters were pretty much the norm
>>58294834
>>58294858
>>58294871
thats sexist
>>58294857
No. Basing it off sturgeon and Salmond.
>>58294759
There's lots of woods here too, but it depends on where she's moving. Obviously the countryside is a lot different than moving into the center of Oxford for example.
I walk my dog along forest paths and bridleways near the Thames.
northern england>northern ireland>wales>scotland>ireland>midlands>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>southern england
In terms of the quality of the people
dunno why southerners seems so proud of the fact they are all complete twats
Trying hard to throw myself into social situations at the office but I think everybody knows I'm a giant autistic and behaves differently around me
>>58294581
>3:27
i cant fucking breathe
>>58294906
lmao, wouldn't be surprised desu
>>58294918
>Northern people dominate comedy and the media
Can understand why they're always so frustrated desu
>>58294897
Neither. They're both smug, dogmatic, arrogant, pseudo intellectual hacks
>>58294910
any places you could recommend with big wooden areas close by?
she's asked me to look up houses online for her to view
>>58294918
What about us west country anons
>>58294874
I'm far from a normie and I still managed to at least fuck a fat bird m8, she did all the work too
happy St George's day lads
>>58294897
peter isn't nearly as well read or insightful. it's a shame because he's tries harder . bit of a runt
>>58294702
what's the big deal? by the time a girl sees it soft she's already seen it hard.
>>58294581
everyone in this vid should get a thousand slaps and bolts of lightning to the face
>>58294943
Are you Scottish then mate?
>>58294967
He was a paki.
>>58294966
You are a normie
You just have warped reference points
>>58294953
yous are alright desu
met a few of your lot who have been weird as fuck but they are usually at least placid and like a drink
>>58294783
I'm 28 and same
big up 0121 and the southwest mandem
>>58294979
yes
>3 inches soft
>4 inches hard
wtf that cant be it
Poo
Why are middle aged northerns such rude twats?
They all seem to have a massive chip on their shoulder and mistake talking a lot with being warm and friendly
>>58294990
Would a normie have no friends?
check and mate
>>58295007
SNP is literally worse than an armed revolt, how could you?
>>58295032
>check and mate
its check mate you moron
Poleaboo is bricking it
He'd like to think they can't arrest him for this "crime" and without evidence too
but his dealings with the pigs has taught him otherwise
>mfw I understood everything in that video
suck it
>>58295026
all english people i've met have been cheap cunts who act like they come from money
we can all stereotype based on these types of experiences
please don't.
>>58295053
the entire first world is fucked m8 let's not pretend.
>>58295067
What crime Poleaboo, are you a man on the run now?
--------------------------------
everybody above this line is alberto barbosa
>>58295067
Why aren't you out at a club tonight?
where norfolk where
>>58295070
what video, you dum arse
going to have some coffee with my weed today
they should have a nice synergistic effect....
>>58295089
>the entire first world is fucked m8 let's not pretend.
What happened to exerting your anger on the French, rather than your own people?
>>58294897
>living off his brother's coattails
Not really he was succeeding in Britain when Chris was doing bits and pieces in America
>>58295126
>I want to be quoted with a fedora reaction image
fixed
>day 3 of total sobriety
not a fan, feels like months have passed
testing
>There are brexiters who will celebrate a half syrian half greek lad who worked as a soldier as a part of a european wide state
>>58295092
Just posted her status update, but I can see how that can be viewed as "stalking"
>>58295138
buckfast
>>58294951
Not sure lad, I haven't been to north Oxfordshire very much so I don't know about anything there.
I live in South Oxfordshire but I don't really want to say the exact place I live. But there is a forest about 15 minutes away where the entire ground is blue because millions of bluebells grow there all over. So there are wooded areas all over Oxfordshire I'm pretty sure but I don't know much about the north and west.
Google stuff about it or something like that.
cant believe im missing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh2mjc0rGd8
i want to live in a glass house out in the woods desu
>>58295078
Very high horse you've got there
MY DRILL
IS THE DRILL THATS GONNA PIERCE THE HEAVENS
I'd love a blowie off Cara. Do you think she's got a price that would tempt her? Maybe if you literally offered her a £1million she would take the money. That's a lot for about 10 minutes work even for a superstar glamourpuss like she is.
>>58295192
We need another Waterloo.
>>58295108
Friend took me to one once
Found it too intimidating, used the bathroom and then asked to leave
>>58295188
Can you outwit the rozzers poleaboo? Will your saga end here?
![16_IMG_0971[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ctDqm40.jpg "16_IMG_0971[1].jpg")
>>58295207
i wish to live somewhere this comfy haha ngl
>>58295261
Were you drunk?
>>58295248
she is a lesbian m8
>>58295248
People have probably offered her more than that for a dick sucking
whether she accepted idk
>>58295186
What's this about?
>>58295248
Imagine it would have to be a high price
bet there are tonnes of saudi princes ready to pay a large amount for celebs
Lads I've actually entered into an internet relationship. I literally had a gf I've never met in real life. Fuck's sake I used to laugh at sad cunts like me.
Why are shirts at Harrods so expensive?
http://www.harrods.com/men/t-shirts?icid=HP-7-Content-Promo-3-MW-TShirts-Rewards-220416
when i wash cups i often finger the cup as if i were massaging a girls pussy
its good practice for the future when i get a gf
http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/index.php
>>58295313
st georges day i think
>>58295326
>not having habbo gfs
get offended when girls aren't into me but when i find out they have feelings i get scared off by commitment
>>58295334
>"designer"
*makes a controversial post*
>>58295194
did a google maps
guessing it's didcot willford area
looks nice but quite a bit away from town though t b h
>>58295304
Just buzzed
>>58295280
no, fucked up one time too many, I''m going to be remanded
>>58295377
nice blog
>>58295326
so just meet her, whats the big deal?
>*makes a controversial post*
>>58295412
need somewhere to vent my issues
>>58295377
literally me
internert access is a human right
>>58295421
She's from Canada and I'm too poor to fly over there.
If a slightly chubby girl with 5/10 face wanted to shag you, would you?
>>58295391
Really crazy
>>58293566
>everybody in this thread posting shitty memes instead of defending the royals' honour
/brit/ confirmed for being all pakis and jocks
>>58295403
Fuck lads, this is poleaboos last stand.
>>58295451
>canada
ew
just get a girl in Europe, cheap flights and they're usually better than birds here
Not convinced any of this is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqhEn4Bs6dY
>>58295399
It's south east of Didcot.
Yeah it really depends on where you want to go tbhh
when 'talking' to a girl, how do you know if she wants a relationship or just wants to fuck?
>>58295490
Jocks love the Royals though.
>>58295490
There was a time when the Scots weren't traitors, a blessed time, before Braveheart came out in cinemas.
Do you reckon you would have a gf by now if you didn't find 4chan?
*plays the kazoo*
>>58295334
nobody actually buys clothes from harrods
>>58295526
protip: with you she wants neither
>>58295492
the last stand will occur on his release
>>58295462
depends, am I drunk and will my m8s find out?
>>58295525
ST8 OUTTA COMPTON?
the blue bells looks comfy desu
how long does it take you to get into town?
*plays the bagpipes*
>>58295526
she'll start emitting a citrus scent
*kills you*
![EsOwgTg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fsSdUnk.jpg "EsOwgTg[1].jpg")
>>58295462
If she knew how to carry herself and have a nice body.
watching louis theroux. very exhausted desu
>>58295648
me at the top
>>58295616
Town, as in the central area where I live? Comfy ten minute walk.
As far as big cities go, Reading is around a 20 minute car drive away.
And no, but I live close to Compton.
>>58295606
He'll go out in a blaze of glory, coming on every girls shoe in the county.
If I am "uneducated" as you eloquently put it, should you as my 'educated superior' try and show me the error of my ways?
All sarcasm aside, I'm guessing you support UKIP. So I see why you're butthurt, but really you should be used to being called Racist by now. I don't think any other party literally quoted Hitler and is even taught to be a fascist party at A-level.
If you're not a UKIP supporter, you certainly act like one. You have all the characteristics, Quick to make claims about people without knowing them, Quick to ban anyone that opposes your ideas and makes sweeping statements that don't mean shit.
Also despite being "uneducated" i appear to be able to do research, of the Hot 100 posts in /r/OutCampaign You make up 70 of them (and 809 of the submissions), going off this you have WAY too much time on your hands (you are threatening to ban "uneducated" people because YOU cannot argue) and your name is literally LordWeiner (are you 5 and american?) [I don't mean your account btw]
TL;DR Get fucked you muppet, learn to argue before getting salty and using your ban hammer. You're like a PCSO of reddit, no one cares and you have no power.
anyway, all's well that ends okay, So I'll end this shit with a FUCK YOU and have a nice day.
>>58295526
you learn this by talking to them
you can draw a lot of conclusions about someone by just talking to them and getting to know them. i know it sounds off the wall crazy but its true.
also, the longer you know her the more likely you are to know her mating goals. good luck.
>>58295655
W O O
E
E
whats up
ladies and gentlemen of /brit/
cenaboyle walking towards you once again through the power of the internet
Dunno why everyone wants a gf in here. Scrolling tinder is the way forward lads
t. someone in a shit relationship
>>58295697
wew, that short
where's the town you live 10 mins from?
you're not gonna be able to be doxxed from that ffs
So is the mail on sunday a higher quality paper than the daily mail?
>>58295648
by this metric I am at least 7 or 8
>>58295648
>all white girls
Uhhh bit racist
>>58295589
i thought about this the other day
maybe... ive used 4chan as a social crutch for a few years now 2bh. i used to have other time isnks online but im bored of pretty much everything on the internet except for 4chan so i spend a lot of free time here
free time i could be using to meet people. so yeah this is probably a pussy deflector
>>58295735
lel
nah kinda halfwatching the LA stories one and cuddling x
>>58295610
yes and possibly
basically i would be drunk and she's lives in the same uni accom. as me (a few blocks down) so my mates would probably find out
>>58295526
usually by patience
if a girl gets bored of you after a week she had nothing serious in mind and just wanted to fuck, if you spend months talking then she probably wants a relationship
>>58295526
Do what I do. Always assume neither, even in the face of overt actions or words of flirtation. Keep assuming neither until she gives up and moves onto someone that will reciprocate her feelings and then feel bad for assuming neither until she gave up and think about dying alone.
would probs use tinder but I dont have facebook so I cannot get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAko-4BO7zI
>>58295782
SHE'S PULLED
I'm getting a bit sick of your bullshit 2bh
>>58295799
Just make a fake m8
Use a email that you don't use with anything else though, so it doesn't link you
>>58295648
Is there one for men?
>>58295124
not in a sync mood
and it's over just drop it
>>58295589
No, I'd be wasting my time on some other useless thing. I'd just be less racist, that's all.
Reckon 4chan has made me 'more aware' and less cringy. I would probably be wearing a fedora if it wasn't for this site.
>>58295790
needing your m8s approval to fuck a girl is pathetic, just do what you want
>>58295790
in this situation, if you do it (seems like you want to) just fully admit it and dont skirt around the issue afterwards or your mates will shred you like lions on a poor baby antelope, But you accept the fact you smashed a fat girl and act unashamed their ability to eviscerate you will be severely diminished
>>58295754
I live in the town. I meant that walking from the suburbs (where I live) into the main area where the town square is and all the shops are, is about a 10 minute walk.
The town is in the countryside, once you go past the outskirts then it's just fields and forests and stuff.
>one life to live
>born in America
fucking end me
Well?
How are the lads? (the lads = my friends)
: 3
>>58295880
rasheed
>>58295867
what town
it's not doxxable information lad i just need inspiration
Meadery, meadery
Hit you in the club with Chidori
>>58295882
alri juni
Why is it people only say leave the EU would lead us down an uncertain future?
Why assume that the EU will just keep rolling on exactly the same as it is today and not that it will keep expanding and keep centralising power
If you asked someone in 1990 if we wanted to leave they'd have no idea about the maastricht treaty or the massive increase in power of the union
there could be maastricht v2 just around the corner - espcially if "those pesky eurosceptic brits" have just had the referendum of a generation and aren't threatening to leave anymore
too many sentences, pleas shorten posts
>>58295880
Very lucky lad
Spend your life travelling and hiking
really want to tear some shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD1Lfnmi0mQ
>>58295880
>TFW 300 years ago your ancestors could've listened to reason and you would've been British now.
>>58295846
>>58295911
Henley
comfiest ever place to live
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henley-on-Thames
>>58295940
yeah have permission to absolutely tear my pussy up later tonight
https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateAnAtheist/
*cracks a knuckle*
ah yes, time to educate some of the unenlightened
>>58295526
You could just stop trying to read her and go the full alpha route. Make no effort to be her friend, not being a dick per se, just joking around in a flirtatious and risque manner, asking her about boyfriends/sex etc. making it clear from the outset that you want to fuck her. At least she knows where she stands and if she isn't interested you'll probably find out soon enough and you can stop wasting your time.
What did he mean by this?
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>58295969
heh out foxxed and doxxed
nothing personnel, tim
reply to this if you aren't a virgin.
>>58295925
more like spend your life stuck in your car in traffic because everything is fuck off far away from everything else. don't think you brits understand how nice it is to be able to walk from place to place. here everything is spread out and feral nigs lurk everywhere (i live in the south btw).
>>58295975
ew who do you think I am, some 2 dollar hussy?
>>58295969
wew, it looks v. comfy indeed
it's got a trainstation too
that's ideal for my mum
it looks really far away from oxford city centre though
is it really only a 20 min drive?
