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>first thing Obama did as president is remove a bust of Chirchill from the white house
Ah, yes, I'll take the opinions of this man very seriously when deciding the fate of my country in a vote
this was not my first space flight
previous assignments for my newspaper had sent me to the moon many times
but never to the vast reaches of deep space
british grime
Jimin
>Personally I am voting to stay, it's far too risky to leave.
>>58280153
>Chirchill
>I like my economy crippled and my goods tariffed. Vote OUT
>>58280153
Literally a man who hates peace, justice and the british way.
>>58280165
cuckold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP SINGING IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE?
At least they got kuked in the chorus.
maisie
>>58280079
that's hot
Life tip to cure homesickness:
Think how you would be mowing the lawn while you were there
>>58280171
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYONE
SOMEONE DID A TYPO
LMAO FUCKING ROFL NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT WHAT A MORON
LOOK EVERYONE
LOOK
LOOK
I like my country like I like my women... cucked by foreigners. Vote in.
Goin mozzers anybody want owt
>>58280200
maisie
I gotta be honest lads
>>58280160
i know thats an unflattering picture, but regardless this one is unironically not good looking
Spastic imbecilic Rorkes are doing my nut in
when coming back from football saw an absolute 10/10 qt with a rugby lad.
killed me inside.
>>58280136
The EU caters to the whims of big businesses not the other way around, if the businesses don't want their profits slashed the EU will have to act
>>58280282
maisie
WHITE CHRISTIANS OUT. FARAGE'S PAKI PALS IN
>>58280244
yeh whatever sperglord
proofread your posts next time. its not hard.
going to the boozer because my mates gf is nagging and i'm getting a lift
still got 2 beers of pre's left :/
>>58280315
maisie
>>58280336
>its
I think you mean ***it's***
you fool
>>58280363
maisie
>>58280268
suppose some porridge, didnt get any but running rather low
dark souls torrents i'm trying are slow as shit
just want to be an ebin gaymer
>US suicide rate surges, particularly among white people
It's happening lads!
>no wanting to be in a german controlled europe
>>58280378
me at the cashpoint
>>58280387
me on the shirt
HILARY
I'm lost, lads
>>58280376
oops x
slight issue lads
pres start soon
need to finish off a bit of work
haven't showered/changed
haven't eaten
baka
nasty disgusting hag
Love German porn desu
>>58280336
>>58280376
hes done you again steve
Which one of you cunts was talking shit about me while I was at work??
When you vote to leave the EU and set about restoring the British Empire will you be retaking the 13 Colonies?
I'm very interested in being a part of an empire desu
>Hello, Is that China? You may have heard we just left the EU and we are in desperate need of your high-quality steel
>Oh you want access to our waters?
>I guess, but--- Oh you want access to our fish?
>Hmm well--- I guess we could give you one of our mines.
>Deal!
the gf
The Waifus being bullied lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdTf3NuIPYM
thot tried to sue for $5m and lost after this ahaaaaa
Fixed your note yanks
Little sleepy but I'll get through
>Hello, we are a couple of ordinary British lads here to tell you why leaving the 4th German empir.. I mean EU is a mistake
>>58280527
all me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0kO-pVsc3E
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
*beep beep*
Hallo!
Gut Morgen herr Nige
>>58280299
replies pls.
i need consoling.
>>58280520
she a good girl, she dirndl nuffin
>>58280527
>diver down
>>58280552
Hnng
>>58280510
*starts to get teary eyed*
*sniff*
It's beautiful!
I like to imagine that Britain is my wife and the EU is pushing it's throbbing legislative powers deep into her quivering legal codes.
I am a cuckhold and I am voting IN!
Life seems pointless
>>58280619
innit
>>58280619
so much this! :D
>mfw all those migrants besieging Calais who are trying to get into the UK will be able to come in legally once they get asylum and citizenship in the EU
Post dogs.
>>58280575
have you had any word from that other gay recently
How do i impress my future wife lads?
>Ah yes who else but Germany has Britain's best interests at heart?
>>58280506
no idea what theyre even saying
all I hear is screeching and ugg ugg
How do I get rid of all my worries and just take it easy despite my troubles?
>>58280506
have no idea what's going on or what they're saying
>>58280659
assert your dominance by maiming every man she speaks to
>The UK is one of our closest and most special allies
>Oh you want to leave the EU? nah fuck off we won't trade with you
Ahh yes the special relationship, drags us into foreign wars around the globe trying to help america play world policeman at the expense of the british taxpayer but when we want to trade with them we can fuck off
very impressive
>>58280692
suicide
>>58280659
Put it in her butt
>>58280692
Stop being a FUCKING FANNY.
>>58280642
It's honestly amazing that we have open borders with anyone that can float on a boat for 2 miles into greece.
>>58280573
ok no replies
sigh, i'm so down rn.
>>58280712
The Yanks are fake Anglos.
There are less french scum in Canada than the US.
http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/df78cae4-797e-11e5-933d-efcdc3c11c89.html
Xi wants us in lads
Fuck whatever that brown irrelevant country guy said, i'm listening to Xi
>>58280487
>I'm very interested in being a part of an empire desu
you will if you elect Trump
>>58280692
Solve what ever problems you can. Anything else is out of your control.
>>58280573
women find masculine men more attractive than twinks
water is also wet
>>58280153
>>58280192
https://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2012/07/27/fact-check-bust-winston-churchill
>Why yes I do believe a bunch of Germans and Belgians I didn't vote for can decide what's best for Britain better than our elected representatives.
I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.
>>58280506
damn dat bitch fine tho She can put me on blast any day looool ayy
>>58280741
I legit want a cat but don't know if I'd be allergic or not. I work long hours so my boy is alone, so it would be nice company without having to get another dog as they're more needy and cats are pretty independent.
>>58280712
The special relationship is such cuck shit, it's just us pretending to be relevant because we speak the same language as America. It was probably true until like 70s because there were loads of Anglophiles in the US but now they don't give a shit and our population/economy is too small to matter
>>58280801
do they?
honestly?
why do they all rate cr7
>>58280849
POOR
LITTLE
WHITE
BRIT
>>58280859
because he is rich, famous and good looking
he also has a good body, not a twink
>>58280653
yes but i haven't replied and i doubt i'll see him again
just not up to it
>>58280712
>germany is our bitch
>eu us germany's bitch
the uk leaving the eu would give us less control over you guys
just attempted to eat an entire 16 inch pizza and then felt ill and threw it all up after
that was interesting
>don't you know trade deals are complicated and there are often specific disagreements between the two countries
>let's have the continent beside us negotiate our trade deals for us, easy as, and what works for them will work for us!
you must take these 30000 kids from syria as they have lost their homes and families
also you must give them all homes and feed them
>>58280903
but twinks are good looking and have good bodies?
is it possible to put an encrypted folder inside of an encrypted folder?
>>58280917
dont be retarded
do a reply at least
having a coffee in a big guiness mug
>99.999999999% of women take gender studies degrees
>Complain that there's no women in gaming, tech, science etc
think i've got another UTI from using old gloves on my homemade fleshlight fucks sake lads
>>58280801
why did prince get so many bitches then?
>>58280933
waste of money and pizza m8
>>58280979
yep
winrar
>>58280934
>oh they haven't managed to negiotiate any with china, the usa or india? very impressive
>>58280977
by "good body" i mean he's not just skinny
if Canada and Britain re-united they would be a global superpower easy
>100 million people
>second largest country on earth
>3rd largest economy
ahaha these poor lads just wanna squat why do you racists wanna send them back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w
business idea: delete past posts to keep thread alive
drinking some PBR tonight
>>58281019
because of his bbc
>>58280849
>too little anglophiles in the u.s
there's a lot of them iirc, we're only behind canada in surveys of which country the people thought most favourably towards
http://www.strawpoll.me/10018446
http://www.strawpoll.me/10018446
http://www.strawpoll.me/10018446
http://www.strawpoll.me/10018446
Poleaboo needs his question answered.
I'd like to be the air that grazes her bearded clam...
anyone want to come round to mine and watch eddie stobart trucks and trailers with me
>>58281064
What would our fleg look like?
I'm in favour of such a union but pls explain this.
>>58281064
why did your lads ruin it then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTATzMDw9TQ
>>58281064
UK + canada + australia when
>>58281019
he was 5'2 as well
purple rain
...purple rain
>"reformed" EU deal
>>58281037
did her nose melt yet
>>58280873
based caretaker
need a thick gf
>>58281111
How are you gonna get high if you can't roll a fucking spliff?
>>58281163
throw in the kiwis while we're at it
Heavens to Betsy, I swear to goodness if I hear one more thing about Prince I will fucking punch a hole in the earth so hard it will set in motion a series of events that will cause the earth to implode on itself.
>"Why hello mr junker could I possibly have a minute of your time?"
>"No"
>EU """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""deal""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Doing a underage disco choon post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY17nDW-CX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKanfsl2Et8
How can you just leave me standing? Alone in a world that's so cold? Maybe I'm just too demanding. Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold
>>58281125
post lewds of her
Imagine if in 1776 the prime minister went over to america and warned what a "leap in the dark" american independence was haha
>>58281179
all women are thick m8
thick shallow whores
>preemptive fedora
>>58281143
you kicked us out because dealing with the Yanks was too much effort
>>58281142
the same likely
the Union Jack is official here, just we would keep our current flag same as Scotland/England have theirs
>Hello, /brit/, why yes I am the bradley walsh posting EU hater who posts on /int/ when I should be on /pol/
vote remain
vote remain
>>58281229
actually laughed
>>58281273
>Keep our current flag.
Red ensign or no union.
>>58281251
>>preemptive fedora
Thanks for saving me the time
>scotcuck is also a eucuck
haha
ahaha oiiiii any u man dems get baited out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijw4bM7Y8E
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>see this
what do you do lads?
Poleaboo is very happy that his conviction is going to be removed form his record soon and he will be able to apply for jobs. He is also very pleased he's still got more savings than most of /brit/ even when unemployed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L30waRtIrjI
CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIINN MY SKIIIIIIIN
>>58281273
Ehh no we didn't????
you were the reason we can say that we beat the yanks on a few occasions. We kept you on for years. then you drifted away
>tfw you can never bee free, like the cheetah, whilst under the oppressive thumb of a german superstate
>>58281336
wait a few years then have lesbian sex
>>58281354
Kasich makes me want to puke
Holy fuck, just found out I'm a relation of Carlos Leongomez
trade with me obongo
>>58281365
why wait?
the little girl never gets jailed
should have started drinking by now baka
>ywn be as charismatic as Jack Nicholson
Why live?
>>58281336
wait for my boobies to grow so I can play with them
>>58281356
no
1867 we became an independent Dominion because Parliament forced it more or less
>I want to stay in the EU
>>58281406
*ring* *ring*
why purple the best colour
![tumblr_nkwyplxxCi1suctpao1_1280[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NWzPXxe.jpg "tumblr nkwyplxxCi1suctpao1 1280[2]")
m8s
i would
>>58281407
the ones who would be willing to have sex would be scum
>>58281189
He's a sly fucking cunt who has never had it so easy
>>58281435
purple is a queer color
Lads, I need you to post some absolute monsters for me. The bangers that get all the lads moving.
Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrPaEUjtYvQ
>>58281243
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/5320942/Redhead-angel-Nomi-001-Presenting
There's plenty here
>why yes i am a breleaver
>The EU and the UK don't currently have a free trade deal with america
>Obama warns that if we leave we won't have a free trade deal with america
VERY convincing argument
hahaha any u paigons get baited out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM
>>58281416
thought it was the only the aussies we had to kick out LOL
you're a kekold
>>58281439
We all would
learnt about solution-focused brief therapy today lads.
might subtly try it out on some of the autismos in this thread
>When an audience member on Question Time argues Britian is strong enough to leave the EU because "It's in the name: "Great" Britain"
>>58281443
I wonder if a little girl with the mind of an adult can really manipulate and black mail some pedo businessman.
>>58281435
PURPLE RAIN
>>58281482
whats a paigon
>learnt about solution-focused brief therapy today
>>58281495
Looks like he's had a stroke.
I've been having unprotected sex with random women for 9 years now
Even banged some Romanian hookers without protection
Haven't caught anything yet but I haven't ever checked 3bh
islamic raigons
>>58281439
I've got a nudie pic of her
bit lewd to post here though
>>58281495
It's called a stroke you insensitive cunt
>>58281545
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae4JmMbu9oo
>>58281533
a fackin sket who gives uck to bare mans u get me
>>58281545
you know they can be symptomless
who
>voting IN
here?
this is the thread for you
>>58280794
Daily reminder that this is what happens
Nations become so attached to the EU, that leaving becomes impossible
>>58281435
the colour of patricians
>>58281562
no you haven't
Islam does NOT want to integrate. It never has.
Islam does NOT want to be part of your "rich tapestry"
Islam will burn your tapestry and put up its own flag
>>58281311
Fucking atrocious
The Canadian flag is great. Anyone who supports the use of that disgusting cuck stamped no identity piece of shit doesn't deserve to be Canadian.
Need to get off nights lads, been ill a lot more often since i went on that shift, like once a month
Can anyone give me a job?
>>58281545
You should only have sex when in a loving monogamous relationship with a good faithful gf lad.
>everytime it collapses it comes back bigger than before
if the EU collpases the 5th reich will just be the whole world under german control tbqh
We should stop talking about the EU and talk more about the bloody bankers
>>58281638
Islam can fuck off.
>>58281646
Fuck off Yank you don't know history and tradition.
Where you lads heading off to this evening?
Are you going to be shagging some fit birds tonight?
>>58281673
We need to focus on the real priorities here m8 : gf2016
anyone ever changed their mind about anything?
bet you have you fucking pussies
>>58281628
yes I do
gonna do a wank to it
>>58281614
england is beyond help
burn it
burn it all to hell
>>58281545
sometimes I get really bad pain in my ass that vibrates to my balls and down my legs, also frequently feel the urge to urinate but nothing comes out
im gonna be fine lads dont worry, all that prostate cancer malarkey is garbage and scaremongering
>>58281709
Yea ur mam
>>58281670
>the eternal bockwurst
>>58281670
Hitter was actually against the EU
>>58281670
How do you go from the glorious third reich to the cuck that is the fourth reich?
Hitler would be rolling in his fucking grave.
>>58281709
>Euro man
>Trying to fin in on /brit/
stop.
>>58281709
>Where you lads heading off to this evening?
back to my wank cave when I've finished this fat poo
Russia
>>58281730
I don't have a mum lad.
I was adopted by two gay dads.
>>58281698
yeah, right on, bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
NIGEL FARAGE AND HIS TORY BANKER PALS
>>58281646
what are you even talking about you mong?
also literally every province has either the Union Jack or St. George cross on it
>You should only have sex when in a loving monogamous relationship with a good faithful gf lad.
>>58281654
I work as a delivery driver and my shift patterns range from getting up at 4 am or finishing at 10pm
The shifts on the rota are set completely at random, so I could have two days off in a row then work three 4am shifts followed by a midday shift followed by a night shift. It could be anything. Completely random every time. There is no sleeping pattern to get used to.
I've been doing this for a year now. I swear I've added 10 years to my body. My eyes are dark and baggy, I've got bad skin and am constantly tired. Constantly.
M A N S
O N
R O A D
>>58281709
a fit boy
stop saying cuck you fucking inarticulate gobshites
>>58281750
I'm just trying to fit in pls no bully
brb smokin the finest
europa park /brit/ meet up when
>>58281739
'triffic
>>58281762
one good thing about russia is there's not much money or food so people aren't big fat messes and the girls are all petite
>>58281805
This,
Best post on /brit/ ever.
>verify once there are none left
>stop immigration so we can keep our genes pure
This is what UKIPers literally believe
Been invited to an interview where ilI will be a literal assistant to the managing director.
Should I basically suck his dick in the interview and say I want to lean from him?
>>58281805
>stop saying the perfect word
>>58281798
how fit?
like pic related?
>leave one country to form another
>put the flag of the old country in the top left
>years later a yank comes along
>"wow don't you even realise how cucked you are"
>>58281829
>aren't big fat messes and the girls are all petite
funny since the stereotype is literally the opposite
Olga with a deep voice carrying a log on her shoulder
jus got uck in westfield raah
I've come to the sad conclusion that western civilization has no future because women are fools
>>58281871
rasheed
tummy
>>58281897
haha m8 you dropped your pineapple
how should i spend my weekend lads?
literally havnt given it a single thought
>>58281882
too manly
one more week
>>58281884
The American flag is based on the East India Company
lol https://www.periscope.tv/holypatata/1yNGalwDdQNKj?mode=couch&lang=sv
>>58281925
lel
>>58281064
not with that wimp you have ruling at the moment
>>58281908
those pics aren't me I was just shitposting
The fem boy is some american named Timothy that i found on tumblr by searching for #selfie
http://sufferingrhys.tumblr.com/tagged/selfie
>>58281829
Clearly you've never been to Russia.
>>58281897
What losers, actually respecting their real heritage rather than contriving some irishman that they are "related" too.
>>58281826
>The goals they proclaim today are fantastic: the creation of a new Europe...At that time, an equality that would make arms unnecessary in the future was promised. Thence issued the program of disarmament of everyone. And to make this disarmament especially manifest, it was supposed to be crowned by a union of all disarmed states, which had decided that, in the future, all differences (at least no one doubted there would still be differences) between them should be, well, as it is the custom among democracies, be talked to pieces in open discussions. Under no circumstances should there be any more shooting. And at that time it was already said that the consequences of this disarmament and this worldwide parliament would be an incredible blossoming, a blooming of industry and especially (and much emphasis is always put on this) of trade, of free trade.
>We are experiencing now what happened then: the old states were dissolved without even asking their peoples' opinion. Not in one single case was the nation asked if it agreed with the measures that others would put into place in them.
January, 1940
>>58281884
The Union Jack looks like piss
>the people that complain about austerity and house prices and wages are the very people that welcome immigration
>>58281977
>update: i am still really cute and you should all agree lmao
Ugh his narcissism is grating
OH MY FUCKING LORD THESE 'VERIFY ONCE ALL ARE GONE' CAPTCHAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL
IS ANYONE ELSE GETTING THEM MUCH MORE FREQUENTLY NOW? FUCK
>>58281977
I feel betrayed.
>>58282045
fite me pussyo
>>58281435
literally the emperors colour
if purple is your favourite colour you have a soul destined for greatness
>>58282096
Wtf I love purple now
>>58281873
dude LEmao
>>58281977
his father must be so proud
True story
>>58282054
nah he's literally just an insecure phaggot
notice how lots of his pics don't have any likes or reblogs
anyway for you lads that are into traps and feminine dicks and whatnot tumblr is a literal porn goldmine
>>58281914
tummy > abs
Why are slavs such qts?
>>58282064
Oh jam your hype
>>58282096
I prefer earth tones, birth stones and erogenous zones
the more ticklish the more you have
>>58281790
My shift is set in stone 9-5am and it still took me months to get in the right sleeping pattern (sleep at 6, wake at 2-3pm), been doing it for 2 years myself and I still feel tired too, half the time I'm working on automatic, I work in a cold environment so its not brilliant for my body and is probably why everyone is always popping paracetamol tabs. I couldnt work with a rota like yours though, fuck that, you should really try and find a new job where you can have a healthy lifestyle, or you'll feel even shittier as you go along
>>58282130
>Caring about what your dad thinks about you
>>58282146
>following an insufferable sjw
for what purpose?
Is modafinil good lads?
>>58282168
I think I'd rather cum on a taut tummy than tits.
isnt purple the colour of the gays?
>>58282175
that's clearly taylor swift
this unironically happened to me just now
i live on a farm and the road outside is confusing so people turn down it, realise they can't carry on so try to turn in the road, this woman just did that and reversed into our field and got stuck in some boggy mud
i seen her walking across the field to our door so i went out and she told me what happened, she was well fit and kept apologising, i got the tractor and towed her into the road and when i got out she kept thanking me and then hugged me but when she did she leant into me and licked my neck, when i pulled away she had a really dirty look in her eye, then she turned around and walked off
did i just lose my virginity lads
>>58282050
DAVID CAMERON AND NIGEL FARAGE WITH THEIR ETON TORY CRONY BANKER PALS AND THEIR BONUSES ARE DESTROYING OUR NHS OUR POOR AND DISABLED AND SCAPEGOATING IMMIGRANTS
>>58282079
sorry lad i'm not a qt femboi
i'm just a skelly nerdy cunt irl i did genuinely post my ass once though
>>58282130
he's american an born in the 2000s
keep in mind there's like a 50% chance he was raised by a single mother
>anime
>>58282229
you would know
>>58282216
It's OK. I lost the urge to procrastibate on it. More focused. Got shit done. Less tired.
You feel normal, just like you're on your best day.
need a jogging gf
>>58282249
Yes lad congratulations
Scientific shit lads.
>>58282293
*parp*
>>58282146
Art can only be violence, cruelty, and injustice
>>58282272
I know, I have it saved 2bh.
>>58282229
goths, emos and so forth, your homosexual is more attuned to pink.
might try making a new thread one of these days lads
im anxious though
>>58282353
EARLY
>>58282353
>page 1
>>58282353
no fuck off
>>58282318
>it's a let's shove everything under a normal model without collecting data episode
