The Audrey edition
IU
maisie
AQADSFJASKFJASDLKFJASKLDJFASKDJFLASJDÖLFJASdf
>I'm voting leave
patsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsHWzvJWDQ
Big tune lads
>>58282335
worst Hepburn
conductor
who /real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef wellington, don't trust the argies, dick in the vagina, cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man/ here?
>i got the tractor
time to start drinking alone then lads? haha
>>58282272
>i'm just a skelly nerdy cunt irl
That's great
Please post more lewd pics
https://youtu.be/W56BBtaWvFs
>>58282441
Perfecto
can't wait for the shitposting when we cuck ourselves and vote in overwhelmingly
>>58282437
Bring back the red ensign.
God save the Queen.
>>58282467
ah yes, londoners who think their city is the world.
>>58282467
They can keep Tower Hamlets for all I care
someone ordered a short haired slag
Me on the right
CAN YOU GET HAYFEVER RANDOMLY?
I've never had it before but for the past 3 fucking days i cant stop tearing up and sneezing it's fucking annoying as fuck
>>58282527
is there a black baby in there?
>>58282432
fuck off murderer
>>58282538
that was me
*it wasn't really me*
>>58282467
Europe is so fucked
>>58282467
can donald trump please build a wall around east london
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9sAtS63COM
>>58282483
>leave vote wins
>scotts get butthurt get referendum
>they leave
>ireland invites them to join them
>the united republic of ireland and scotland is formed
a man can dream
>>58282457
there's lots of straight lads here I don't want to ruin the thread with faggotry
i can share pics privately 1on1 maybe
>>58282514
ZA WORLDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0KzTcc048E
>>58282467
is this the rasheed park in aldgate east?
>>58282483
It's pretty much guaranteed. The 'Don't knows' aren't budging from being undecided, and they'll mostly go for the status quo.
I'm voting out purely to make it closer, not because I actually want to leave. I want a close an 'In' win as we can get.
A landslide 'stay' would be a disaster.
>>58282498
good lad
>Work in customer service
>Won't bore you with details of how the customer was a self-entitled obnoxious cunt
>Called him a piece of shit and told him to fuck off
>Will, with luck, get fired
>Couldn't give a shit
Don't get me wrong, 7/10 customers are sound/ambivalent/neutral schlubs who just get on with things. 1/10 customers are actually fairly decent people who have manners and very occasionally, show empathy/humanity. But that 2/10. Those piles of fucking shit who take a perverse pleasure in making other peoples' lives a misery just so they can get what they want. I could not fantasize a torture worthy of these cunts. Like, if some some insane person put one of those customers in one cage and a literal cockroach in an other and said "either one of these die or you die", I would point directly at the 2/10 customer without hesitation or remorse.
Question
How come you don't hear about Customer Service people killing customers?
Some customers genuinely deserve to be killed dead on the fucking spot.
Why doesn't it happen?
Preping the bull for my wife lads
maisie
Fuck the Queen, only pakis and niggers like her
>>58282587
Why does London look like it could easily be in Dubai?
me on the right
>>58282709 are a bitch
>>58282709
also fedora tier /pol/ freaks
>>58282635
And what if we actually do vote out you fucking moron?
>>58282709
well thats just factually incorrect
>>58282709
Does the queen even have any actual big influence over the country?
Isn't she pretty much just a figurehead that participates in some irrelevant ceremonies and traditions?
New music friday
You lads picking anything up today?
>left wing guy makes a good piece of art
>this is the benefit of being left wing
>guy who does hard drugs makes a good piece of art
>...?
maisie
https://youtu.be/SnQZFoNsJ68
>>58282563
please respond
Just feel like drinking milk
>>58282752
We won't. Anyone who thinks we will is deluded.
>>58282758
She organises the end of year party
>>58282425
>>58282758
Technically she has the power to block laws
going to shower lads
taking a beer with me because i need to start drinking too
watching the poor man's horses
comfy
>>58282780
>>58282758
>Does the queen even have any actual big influence over the country
yes
she owns the entirely of the land, you can only rent it from her
all laws passed must have her okay
she controls the navy and the air force
she meets with the leader of the commoners weekly to tell him whats what
>>58282563
>>58282804
you can develop allergies in your 20s
Business idea: Start making threads at 200 posts
>>58282804
yes
Lads if you had to eat nothing but one kind of takeaway for the rest of your life (without it negatively affecting your health) what would you choose?
im torn between a Kebab shop or chinese desu
http://www.buzzfeed.com/imaansheikh/rupi-kaur#.anNXLNkvn
>Modern """""""poetry"""""""
>>58282755
paki and/or nigger detected
>>58282758
She holds diplomatic meetings and is a figurehead that the nation likes. We universally hate the Prime Ministers we elect.
>>58282758
Legally, yes, she has massive influence over the country. The majority of English land legally belongs to her.
The monarchy itself has given up most authoritative power.
For example, in legal theory, the Queen has absolute and judicially unchallengeable power to refuse her assent to a Bill passed by the two Houses of Parliament. However, convention dictates the precise opposite and in practice she automatically gives her assent to any government Bill that has been duly passed and agreed by Parliament.
>>58282873
chinese has the most variety
>>58282852
that seems slightly foolhardy! haha
(ps, i am NOT a janitor)
>>58282917
Fuck OFF janny
>>58282842
>>58282830
has she ever blocked any laws?
what about the same sex marriage law? isn't she obliged to block that since she's the head of the anglican church and being a homo is kind of a no no in christianity
>>58282878
>Buzzfeed
How can someone live with themselves writing for that shit pile.
NO
HOUSEMATE JUST GOT IN THE SHOWER
When was the last time you had a fap, /brit/?
Haven't showered for over a week, been wearing the same clothes for about a month, haven't left the house for eight days, haven't interacted with a real person outside of the internet for more than a month (short of exchanging my cash for food from the delivery drivers. I stink, my flat stinks, everything in my flat is broken, no heating, no hot water. I don't have the confidence or motivation to sort any of it, what's the point? My life is a complete fuck up, a write off, an absolute shambles, I am a worthless nothing.
Cheers lads
>>58282832
I wonder if they got erections and started wanking each other haha
>>58282720
>>58282720
imagine if one of them was your son
>>58282889
what a bizarre backwards claim
is this true among northern """people""" or something?
>>58282939
>showering in the evening
>>58282939
Turn the taps on.
>>58282946
I was feeling really bad today but this makes me feel better
>>58282845
Fuck me
>>58282946
call your mum, she'll sort you out
>>58282968
i'm going out lid
i need to get in there
>>58282981
might do haha
just vogued up my caddy lads
>>58282964
Fuck off Jamal Khan
feel like my face is more gaunt than it used to be
>>58282984
not today
>>58283014
haha i called it didnt i
christ northerners are weird
WATCH OUT!
CLASSIC BANGER COMING THROUGH
https://youtu.be/3oynmUMYaaI
>>58282928
If its already agreed by Parliament, then she automatically gives consent
>>58283015
testosterone is transforming you into a more handsome lad
>>58282878
why are women so obsessed with sex?
like not the act of sex exactly like men are but just obsessed with their identity as a walking vagina
Metal Gear Solid 4 was so shit, I remember buying a PS3 just to play it and being so disappointed.
I feel really sad. I'll never be with her and she's probably already moved on.
>>58283070
fascinating
>>58283041
>paki/nigger half-breed
>calls other people weird
You're literally a mix of the worst shitskins there is
>>58283070
MGS are all shit
I feel really sad. I'll never be with her and she doesn't exist.
>>58283071
there's a girl that's more beautiful than her, has sucked less dicks than her and has a better personality than her
find that girl
Quiero una novia
get em down you lad
Your price is way too high
Had a nightmare I was sitting on a bench with my family on a warm day. Me, my mum and my sister just taking a breather. Then this car with tinted windows pulls up and just as I turn my head I see the window lower and a man in a balaclava holding an assault rifle open fire on us, the bullets hit my mum and sister and as I stood up and turned towards them I felt myself get hit in the back over and over, then I collapsed on top of them.
Cried a bit when I woke up. Anyone know the reason behind these kinds of nightmares?
Told my mum about my depression today and all she said was "alright" and then asked what I wanted for tea....
HE NEED SOME MILK
>no pineal gf
>>58283059
doubt it, i'm a redhead
*honk honk*
Guten morgen, Herr Anon.
Wunderbarer Tag im Euro-Großreich!
>>58283141
This is incredibly inspirational Croatia.
Can't wait to see it on r/4chan.
![49910_1239195268[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WeCJX1b.jpg "49910_1239195268[2].jpg")
Post Rustie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVOVoX-2hoE
>>58282896
So in theory Britain is totally safe from muslim insurgencies and shariah law because baed Lizzie will shut that shit down and exercise her regal rights?
>>58283153
post bueno
>>58282981
Proof that hell is empty and all the devils are here
>>58283198
imagine how bad she smells
WEW Applied to 24 jobs tonight.
>>58282946
I'm a 27yr old virgin but at least I shower daily and have some savings in the bank
*dies of laughing at the concept of /brit/+/polska/*
>>58282982
Glad my crippling depression brightened your day, I guess.
>>58283237
hell doesn't exist
perfection
Considering sending out some more phishing emails
>>58282928
Think the last laws that the Monarchy is known to has considered withholding royal assent are the Irish Home Rule act (1914?) and parliament act of 1911 desu. Its worth keeping in mind that Britain does not have a written constitution so the powers of the Prime minister and the Monarch are established by convention meaning that the limits of their power is open to debate. Although, it is assumed that the Monarch always gives Royal assent to laws passed by parliament but i suppose the Queen could refuse to grant it but that would result in a crisis that we have no idea of knowing the end result of.
>Seeing the Chav lads in their boy racer car speeding through your nice part of the housing estate from their shit part
We need a wall.
>>58283085
feels bad that no matter who i fall in love with, there would be someone we would both be happier with.
>>58283175
there is no reason
dreams/nightmares are just a reflection of your mental state at that given moment imo
>>58283261
give me my identity back poleaboo
day of the rope when
the /happening/ is happening soon famsil
>>58283201
Redheads are awesome man, they have very pale skin and rosy pink nipples, bellends and assholes.
>>58283269
damn
bit jelo
>>58283260
just realised the oneitis looks quite like her
>>58283311
this desu
>>58283269
imagine being that pathetic
*wanks to chinese cartoons*
Another night getting drunk alone, at my desk, after having spent the day doing absolutely nothing of worth
>>58283281
Why do I literally always have the most fucked up surreal dreams then?
>>58283311
Redheads are awful.
Historical losers.
>>58283246
You are the same age as me. Would you beleive two years ago I had a girlfriend, a well paid job, a car, a massive social circle, I was happy.
Also fuck a prozzy already, Jesus.
who /going out/ tonight?
need to do the old suicide malarky
Jimin
Late to thread cause I went to the store to get some Kopparberg
>>58283344
haha
>>58283344
Haha same hahaa.
Except I was in work today.
>>58283265
>mfw they think their souped-up corsa's look cool
>>58283374
in a blaze of glory
>>58283344
Gonna live stream Coachella?
>>58283219
I dunno desu
1. Republicans are already saying they would like a vote on the establishment of the monarchy once Elizabeth dies
2. Leftist and rabid Feminist will probably want it abolished too once a male takes over the throne
3. Britain will be majority Islamic in your lifetime. They will surely vote and because of their numbers, the monarchy will be abolished
>>58283370
>>58283269
don't fall for the yellow succubi lads
you'll spawn elliot rodgers into the world
>>58283344
>>58282946
you two should meet up
Lads
How does aerobic respiration release energy?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE STREETS
had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed
The dream I dreamed
>>58283283
No, this is my second chance
>>58283368
>going out
Good one m8
I'm staying in to watch videos of Jimin and work on my game engine
can't discern if I'm just hungry or if I want to kill myself
might kill myself and find out
>>58283418
Krebs cycle
>>58283353
I'm the same m8, your probably just a little bit mental
there arent really any answers to be had here, any science to do with dreams and nightmares is unproven with multiple theories to explain the same things
what does it feel like when a girl lowers her fanny onto your willy
>>58283398
>souped-up
haha what a spastic
>>58283429
had some feels when you posted that yday
sorry for not replying, i imagine you needed a bro xx
>>58283418
glucose + oxygen = carbon dioxide + water + energy
>>58283408
>Britain will be majority Islamic in your lifetime.
I refuse to believe this.
I'd personally go and remove as much disgusting mudshits as possible if they ever get uppity and start a civil war.
>>58283465
Good
>hell doesn't exist
>>58283465
Very nice
>>58283442
she looks a bit grim in that pic tbqh
>>58283465
salty bags
>>58283408
tfw
I must stop this
but how I do not know
>>58283465
Better than sex
>>58283465
very warm
>>58283408
>Britain will be majority islamic in your lifetime
what a spacker lol
>>58283408
>tfw Britain will abolish the Monarchy before Canada does
loving every lel
>>58283501
Better believe it.
By UN projections, people who are in their twenties right now, will probably live to be naturally at least 100 years old
That's two or three generations. That's plenty of time for the whites to become a minority
>>58283538
that is sex dumass
old ken has a bit of a froggish look to him
Need a yellow gf
>>58283538
decent x
im alright because i don't eat the butchered flesh of cruelly reared animals but just so the rest of you know:
Asda recalls meals contaminated with 'potentially deadly' salmonella and warn customers NOT to eat them
Unironically laughing at pewdiepie. Someone end me.
>>58283418
majority of it is from the electron transport chain
>>58283408
Never read so much fucking shite in my life.
No wonder the world hates Clapistan.
>his favourite Prince album isn't Around The World In A Day
Pathetic
wonder when the paki hoards will start to spill over to norn iron
>>58283571
The Brits are a stoic but proud people.
They'll calmly tolerate all kinds of bullshit but when the shit hits the fan the mudshits will learn their place.
gf just put this on her instagram
>The Church Fathers didn't think think the human race was 6000 years old
>The Bible is all metaphorical bro
>St. Paul did nothing wrong
>>58283418
What >>58283449 said and the "energy" is adenosine triphosphate
>>58283571
>me living til im 100
hahaha
>>58283574
I'm feeling euphoric as fuck lads.
LSD done fucked me up
Going to make a cheesecake lads
Bisquit d'Digestive
Le Creme l'Mascapone
>Please give contact details for 2 references (not family members)
>>58283590
I don't know why he gets so much hate. His material is clearly aimed at children, and that's who his fan base is. I find it weird when full grown adults go on about what twat he is, why do they even care?
>>58283655
drugs are bad lads you shouldn't do them
It's honestly hard to believe someone this beautiful actually existed
Lads I have a question that's been keeping me up at night and I want you to answer me honestly.
I'm a British-born Paki, both my parents are Pakis, but I feel British. I don't like my Paki heritage, I dislike my Paki culture and religion, and I feel more connection to the UK in every single aspect of life.
Will I ever be accepted as a Brit?
>>58283408
>Britain will be majority Islamic in your lifetime
Found the guy who watches fox news
>>58283668
Just give them your mum's number but change her last name.
>>58283626
gf just put this on instagram
>>58283668
Uni/College tutors
desu Birth rates in the middle east are not even that high.
30 years ago they were that's why there are so many 20-30 somethings floating around
>>58283492
>>58283449
So glucose goes to pyruvate which goes to lactic acid by addition of a hydrogen
But where in this cycle does the energy come from? I don't see any ATP's being split
>>58283626
why's she posting gooks?
>>58283613
I would like to believe this, but so many of us are absolute pussies for who the concept of national pride seems unthinkable, they do not care about the problems of the future instead the welcome them.
our grandparents generation this would have been true, my generation is 95% selfish spoiled twats
*gives you a kiss*
>>58283686
>Hating Paki culture and religion.
You're not a British-born paki mate, you're a rorke.
If they are so bad, why do I have such a good time when I take them?
Check mate.
>>58283668
>please have your friends write essays about how you are a completely normal human being
>>58283686
foreigners will never view you as british. that's just the way it is. sorry lad.
>>58283671
He actually seems like a pretty cool guy desu
>>58283671
>I find it weird when full grown adults go on about what twat he is, why do they even care?
Because he's earning millions of dollars by playing video games and meanwhile everyone else is just a wage slave that'll never own their own home in today's fucked up market.
>>58283483
Thank you, much appreciated
Can you explain to Poleaboo why so many of his "peers" are travelling?
I mean 2-3 holidays every year for 3/4 years
Polish girls has visited 14 countries
and this cunt from high school has done western Europe, Morocco and Canada
Hmm...
desk lad here
ask me anything
>>58283699
They're quite high in Saudi Arabia and Egypt, and they exceed the job growth rate.
>>58283418
FUCK sake I meant ANAEROBIC respiration I am suck a spacker
How does anaerobic respiration release energy lads [much easier I bet]
>>58283680
too late, im far too gone.
>>58283449
>>58283643
Wouldn't ATP->ADP be the way "energy is released"? Krebs cycle makes ATP
>>58283759
Forgot pic
>>58283772
>suck a spacker
HE DID IT AGAIN
>>58283681
CUTE
U
T
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fW7sERw7I
>>58283686
No
If you're not European then you can't be British. You can wear a monocle and top hat and speak with a plummy voice, but you will never be British. Sorry.
>>58283686
if you look like a paki then im sorry but I'll probably think you''re a right paki when you walk down the street
>I would like to believe this, but so many of us are absolute pussies for who the concept of national pride seems unthinkable, they do not care about the problems of the future instead the welcome them.
>our grandparents generation this would have been true, my generation is 95% selfish spoiled twats
>>58283772
Glycolysis
Are you doing your A levels? I had this in IB
>>58283690
> In 2000–2005, net migration in 28 countries either prevented population decline or doubled at least the contribution of natural increase (births minus deaths) to population growth. These countries include Austria, Canada, Croatia, Denmark, Germany, Italy, Portugal, Qatar, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, the United Arab Emirates and the United Kingdom.
>United Kingdom
Your population would already be falling, if it wasn't for the hoards of immigrants
Let's continue
>A 2014 paper by demographers from several universities and the United Nations Population Division forecast that the world's population will reach about 10.9 billion in 2100 and continue growing thereafter.
The UN estimates that 100 million migrants per year will be trying to move to London
>>58283724
Once the delusions of "oh they don't mean any harm" are shattered there'll be a backlash.
The only way muslims can win is by playing the long game, baisically just outbreeding you and never ever starting any shit until they have a guaranteed victory by being the vast majority. This comes with a risk of genuinely losing lots of things about their culture and religion.
I don't think they'll be able to control themselves. They'll star shit too soon and it'll be their demise.
going to post some interesting photos i found
Pilot Whales
fist me daddy
>>58283697
haha uni and college
haha we all went to one r-right
haha...
>>58283699
Their populations have quadrupled over the past few decades... the damage is done. Only ebola can solve this now.
>>58283759
why would you question it lad? travelling is fun 2bh
>>58283882
Looks like they are travelling through hyperspace desu
>>58283802
it's enjoyable
>>58283848
>>58283848
>biology
glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore
just staring at nodes and trees and shit these days
>>58283858
They literally dont have to
You don't understand that the amount of immigrants right now is enough
It's their children who will be inheriting the British isles, not the white children.
>>58283772
>>58283772
reduction of pyruvate to lactate
that biology degree finally coming in handy
>>58283830
>>58283833
>>58283916
just add your mates number then
>>58283882
have you found your exit buddy?
>>58283956
wew working on my bio degree right now
off my nut from 1 stella
>It's the Muslim-genociding West's fault for the civil war and unrest in Syria! The whole intra-Muslim conflict is a myth stirred up by the Zionists!
>>58283849
>The UN estimates that 100 million migrants per year will be trying to move to London
!?!?!?
>>58283802
I just never understood where people my age got the money for shti like this, they always seem to be going on exotic holidays
>>58283931
>>58283924
I have anxiety so I can't derive pelasure from it so it's difficult for me to understand
But travelling to 3 different countries in the same year for 3 years straight is excessive though, no?
where can i watch funny videos
can't remember the last time i laughed at something
>>58284033
youtube
>>58283942
haha ikr
>>58284033
>>58284033
9gag
I'm not even joking, 4chan might hate it but it's genuinely got some good stuff.
Why the FUCK do muslims seem to love London so much? It's the same with all foreigners, actually. Don't they realise the cost of living is incredibly high?
