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cara
yasuho
/balt/
just cant believe he died on his birthday lads
>>58243867
haha
dara
>>58243879
Who the fuck is this 'cara' people obsess over?
>>58243867
>what a spastic
>binning all that custard
Oi lads check out me special fookin juice it'll get ya built like a bus ticket haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG5UHTKzfxc
>>58243935
>people
It's literally one paki.
>>58243910
>my hair will be like this in a year or two
JUST
>>58243879
Just when i thought you were gone.
Fuck off
Who /joiningthemilitary/ here
how much would you pay her to cum on her tite
>Why is the West even dignifying the existence of this horrible shithole? Never mind bowing and grovelling to it's totalitarian leadership.
>Saudi Arabia is a cancer on the world. And only when the House of Saud is overthrown, will this putrid, festering, carcinogenic boil be lanced for good.
PAKIS BLOOOOOWN THE FUUUUUCK OUT!
Just when you thought Paul Joseph Watson couldn't get any better. Just when you thought his "Some Cultures Are Better Than Others" video was the apex. He comes out with yet another BANGER to decimate the shitskins and leftists.
God Bless this beautiful man.
>>58243910
His brother and dad too.
It's a tragedy.
>>58243964
Your little jew hat will keep it nice and covered don't worry lad
>>58243956
not a paki thank you very much
>>58243964
i'm sure you'll be able to land a girl as hot as kate :)))) it's not like women care about money or status :)))))
>>58243988
I'm probably too old 2bh
>the lib dems haven't accepted anything to wesaystay since the 17th
>the site lasted 4 days before they gave up
>>58243988
What regiment?
>>58244032
Think 32 is the limit
feel totally despondent, very very morose
who /obama hovered over his house/
>>58244000
>WHY is the WEST even DIGNIFYING the EXISTENCE of this HORRIBLE SHITHOLE? never mind BOWING and GROVELLING to its TOTALITARIAN LEADERSHIP
>>58243935
An ugly chimp '''''''''model'''''''. Some paki thinks he's funny and relevant because he's on the computer literally 24/7 making the first post in every thread.
>>58243879
this 2bh
what can i use as a mousepad in bed
>>58244060
HIGHLAND
>>58243998
on her tithe??
>>58243998
I'd pay her in cum
>>58244116
JESUS ARMY
>>58244109
my tummy
>>58244059
ah epic memeing /b/rother!
>>58244100
There is NO proof that Caralad is anything other than a 6 foot 4 blonde aryan Dutch god amongst men
>>58244109
A thick book
>>58244097
Rasheed.
>>58243998
i wouldn't have to pay anything.
>>58244065
Ah, I have 2 years in that case, not sure if it's for me though
rip
>>58244116
HRH Prince Phillip is your Royal Colonel?
>>58244164
that's not an answer and you fucking know it you paki shithead
apologise to me right now
>>58244183
fuck off paki
>>58243988
I want to join the RMP masterrace
>>58244200
chloroform costs money though
>>58244164
now I want to try this
>>58243879
bet her pussy was wet and fully engorged in this picture
>>58244187
would love to munch on those x
>>58244187
might as well just shave it all off
>>58244240
false flagging rasheed
>>58244203
Oh no some nigger retard pop idol who I've never heard before in my life and probably made awful music has died
Which conspiracy theories do you believe in?
I've got a conspiracy theory about 9/11 conspiracy theories
"bush did 9/11" is propaganda to pretend like islam isn't a deadly ideology capable of horrible attacks on the west incase that turns public opinion against mass migration
>>58244200
yeah I forgot you'd shag her for 2 hours straight
>>58244187
stuff like this is disgusting on a deep primal level
>>58244109
get a trackman wheel
>>58244290
rorke
>>58244229
dont think i'll be doing that desu
>>58244254
go on then
going to buy a fat fedora case so it doesn't break again
>>58244293
at least i could.
>>58244290
>I've never heard prince before
People under the age of 21 shouldn't be allowed to have opinions
>>58244279
fuck off paki, you shit up the general therefore you are a paki rasheed.
>>58244187
gross dude
*brings 2 out*
*takes your whole crew out*
>>58244164
>>58244254
>tfw no qt gf to use for things like this
man 'o man
>>58244312
i'm taking the next boat over to yorkshire to teach you a lesson in manners
be ready, kiddo.
Why is opening a rar on OSX such an ordeal? fucking hell.
>>58244338
going around calling everyone you don't like a paki sure improves it
>>58244290
literal child what the fuck
reckon if i got into a fight with a leopard or jaguar i'd actually batter it
they can't be that strong so if you grab it by the neck, throw it on the floor then kick it in the head then it should run off
Thoughts?
>>58244403
Sure does paki.
Why are iPhones so fucking fragile?
Fuck Saudi Arabia
Fuck the "prophet" Mohammed
Fuck Sharia law
Fuck Islam
Fuck Obama
>tfw not a a 9.5/10
>>58244369
psshh, i'm waiting
rip prince...
>reckon if i got into a fight with a leopard or jaguar i'd actually batter it
>they can't be that strong so if you grab it by the neck, throw it on the floor then kick it in the head then it should run off
>>58244453
all me
>osx
who /pittabreadwithmeltedcheeseinside/ here?
Ygghgfggg
PUTRID FESTERING CARCINOGENIC BOIL
>>58244434
>Grab it by the neck
>It swipes your face off and eviscerates your organs simultaneously
>Grab its limbs
>It's strong as fuck and can easily overpower you
Doess anyone here actually identify as a Christian? Not a just a cultural one, but a religious one that regularly attends church, believes in God, prays, etc.
>>58244456
>that
>a 9.5/10
my seids
>>58244434
you couldn't fight off an angry ocelot
>>58244439
fuck off back to reddiit please
that's my thought
>tfw no weedhead tramp 1940s gf
>>58244513
Fuck off you stupid autistic cunt
>>58244520
I identify as a rainbow coloured non-gender asexual unicorn from outer space
>>58244439
polandball is reddit
>>58244535
most girls would say he's a 9.5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExqGIRdKPQs
>Interpol went shit after Antics
parents got me a selection box of biscotti
almond one is p good (pretty good)
>>58244569
Nice, doesn't answer the question though, /b/tard
>>58244513
http://www.terradaily.com/reports/Ageing_Farmer_Kills_Leopard_With_Bare_Hands_In_Kenya.html
Nairobi (AFP) Jun 22, 2005
A 73-year-old man used his bare hands to tear out the tongue of a leopard that attacked him in Kenya and killed it, a newspaper said Wednesday of an incident confirmed by the Kenya Wildlife Service (KWS).
>>58244520
Nope
Seen so much fucked up shit. If a God exists then he's a massive cunt. But I like the life of Jesus... but devoting your life to some desert fairy tale is silly.
*looks back in anger*
Just bought rising storm on steam lads, might get verdun aswell
choon ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ym7PxjFfP4
Tghdiff rfesffftujgthghhhuj
Wahey
>>58244577
ronaldo is obviously much sexier and much more talented
btw im a girl
Rather intrigued lads.
>>58244662
banzai to you too my friend
Hey what's up
*screams*
>>58244694
When we get in power these traitors shall be shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7v3dw1BUz0
The chunky lass who I dicked good acouple months ago is "respects herself" too much now and won't even give us a good knobbing.
The sloot who I was supposed to hook up with lives in the same town but I don't think she has a car. Might have a chance if I can get her to the party on Fri.
And the 18 at work is too much of a ditz to be punctual to get fucked. Or shes riding some other dick.
Why is it so hard being a normie?
>>58244699
>btw im a girl
hey bby whaddup
anyways, what makes him better looking?
t. guy who knows nothing about women
>>58244555
hello new cunt
>>58244572
post fucking machines or fuck off
>>58244699
He looks so fucking oily and self-absorbed though.
>>58244701
heh
>posts reddit tier image spam
ah yes this will surely garner some much needed attention
think i've successfully warded off the girl from work who was grooming me, been a real bastard to her this week
>>58244766
>Knobbing
>Lass
Fuck off mate, you're a yank.
lets all meet in the conference room in 5.
okay?
>>58244850
how about you meet my dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkzWCbQ4og
>>58244850
Yeah Gary, sure.
need an ocelot cf (cat friend)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PRINCE MEANS TWO THINGS
THE ARTIST AND AN ACTUAL PRINCE
GET IT???????????
>>58244839
can you point her in my direction?
what the fuck do i bring with me so that I can tell the time now that my phone is smashed?
dont have a watch
>>58244850
the projector is broken
>>58244902
Not anymore
Can't get into me diet at all lads.
>>58244905
sundial
the artist formerly known as prince has died
>>58244934
t. fatman
>>58244915
fuck the projector.
we won't be needing it for this meeting.
not pooed yet this week
>>58244905
You can get a watch for a fiver lad. You can get a nice Casio for a bit more.
Everyone should wear a watch
lads, what are some jobs where im not some fucking peon and i actually earn more or equal to what my work earns for the company?
>>58244951
whats he know as now?
dead...
JUST FUCKING END IT ALREADY
Done mdma for the first time last night lads
AMA
ignore this post
>>58244905
water clock
*takes a seat at the head of the conference table*
please gentlemen, do sit down.
>>58244993
Male prostitute
>>58244985
A fiver in what currency?
>>58244898
want a big cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re-9JfNoLAc
>>58244520
no, but i understand that some people need a surrogate for personal drive and find it in the church
as someone who has seen, smelled, and otherwise experienced ghosts, i can tell you that if you don't believe in them then you're WRONG
>>58244693
Deserves a (You)
>>58245024
do you remember roy keane at the 2002 world cup and if so what are memories of the whole debacle
>>58245024
Does your jaw hurt?
>>58245020
you saved this webm from me
i posted it here like a week ago
>>58245020
how many you think got cancer?
the prince formerly known as william
>>58245020
>marching towards the mushroom cloud
ah yes
>>58244963
i'm not coming if carol's bringing that report.
*sits down*
what's on the agenda today then boss?
>the whole debacle
>>58245046
me on the left
>>58244810
so is jeff 'my seids' seid
>>58244520
I do but I only pray once a week and haven't been to Church for a while
>>58245087
An intelligent American military strategy.
>>58245083
Probably did, ngl. I dropped my phone earlier in the year and had to get a replacement. Always need a nuke webm
>>58245050
It's not profitable to hire people unless theyre payed less than what their labour produces for the company
gonna go get a glass of milk
we have a situation in the situation room
>>58245063
2spooky
>>58245145
What's the situation in the situation room?
Just booked my driving practical
Captcha: street signs
>>58245111
Protestant or Catholic?
Or are you a muslim, Rasheed?
>>58245143
that mojo is some heavy shit
>>58244754
what is this meme?
>>58245079
Never into sports desu senpai, but I do remember it as a thing that happened.
>>58245079
Nope
I got my head checked...
>>58245161
an expected situation has arisen
so many melts on my Facebook crawling out the woodwork crying about prince
Jog on
doing a poo
Just eaten
Captcha: food
>>58245166
remember lad, signal, mirror, manoeuvre
>>58245158
I miss /x/ being good
In December I'll be in Beijing opening up new pork markets
>>58245182
at an unexpected time
>>58245127
gonna try join the household guards now m8
>>58245167
Roman Catholic
>>58244905
You'll just have to count every second from sunrise mate
Have to meet one of my dad's business partners today
It's a girl
Going to Newcastle next month with the #lads lads. WAHEYY!!!!
is this racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9je3P-_NmU
>>58245202
fuck off murderer
>>58244754
what's his 「stand」 name?
>>58244905
>my phone is smashed
literal child
How are you all spending your Thursday night lads
Been thinking about plowing this one chic all day. Just got up from my desk and noticed an usual amount of precum.
Should probably go for a wank when I get home.
just eaten a poo
Just wanked
Captcha: your mum
>>58245220
wish i had a dad
>>58245222
FONT
>>58245245
you're in the wrong thread lad, allow me to redirect you: >>58241533 >>58241533 >>58241533
makes me tear up
>>58245214
DEFENDER OF THE FAITH.
>>58245238
yeah its fun wanking to the thoughts of chicks you want to absolutely plow
>yanks saying the work wank
Can't even imagine how hilarious that would sound in person
Stick to 'jerk off'
Would you rather be good looking with a big thick dick, or incredibly intelligent and well read with a high income job?
Interesting fact: A mountain lion is classed as a small feline because it purrs and meows and cannot roar.
>>58245272
noice
>>58245237
>tfw HoI crashes every ten minutes
Help
I can't even begin to learn how to play
>>58245208
Why?
Remember that ceremonial is only one half of the Cav
It's also a recon tank role
>>58245285
Yanks using British slang is the worst thing they've ever done, and that's saying something.
>>58245285
>that yank who said 'dumbarse' earlier
>>58245310
i reckon if i got into a fight with a mountain lion i'd actually batter it
they can't be that strong so if you grab it by the neck, throw it on the floor then kick it in the head then it should run off
>>58245063
how do i see one
i walk around cemeteries daily and i am also very much attuned to the 10th dimension by way of psychedelic drug abuse
>>58245280
A lot of my ancestors died during his reign apparently
Protestant church services are so bizarre
i've been to a few and they don't compare to Roman Catholic ones at all
>>58245328
because it looks based
>>58245285
Wank is not exclusively a British word. Americans use it all the time.
>>58245307
good looking with a big dick in a heartbeat
Lmfao at anybody who chooses the latter
>>58245307
The former. The latter can be acquired to a very reasonable degree with effort, the former cannot.
>>58245202
A Chinese friend of mine always complains about the roads in Australia saying people drive like pussies.
I then read this article
http://www.citymetric.com/horizons/streets-bucharest-how-road-behaviour-correlates-trust-government-2015
In most things though he is pretty cool and doesn't try to compare Australia and China. He does say Aussies are stupid though.
>>58245346
i thought yanks used homsexual terms like 'jerk off' or innuendos
>>58245337
kill someone in your family or move into a haunted house
I just want to talk about the 2002 world cup with an irish lad desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIexE4B1GHY
>>58245346
I don't believe you
You lot even changed the 'bus wankers' joke in the Inbetweeners because nobody over the pond knew what a wanker was
>>58245339
Did they fare better during this chap's reign?
>MUH PRINCE
Doing an anime
![article-2153108-136539F4000005DC-285_964x633[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GNicna8.jpg "article-2153108-136539F4000005DC-285 964x633[1]")
>>58245344
Hard work though
Must be nice exercising your horse in the morning in central London though
>>58245339
lots of all our ancestors died then and every other century constantly
there were only 3 million people in england then, we're all cousins (except the rasheeds ofc)
>>58245346
Using it all the time does not make it yours.
>>58245372
Hardly, old people say jerking off/masturbate.
Everyone I know (22, my age) uses wank. I've heard "fapping" unironically but that was the usual spergs.
>>58245346
Yes it is you pillock you lot just nicked it
>WANK FM
>>58245376
My parents spent the entire campaign drunk and my father ended up breaking my mother's leg in a fight
>>58245376
remember when henry handled it
Let's all say happy birthday to HM the Queen
>>58245432
>mfw picturing yank saying wank
>>58245391
Yes
>>58245414
As in they were murdered for there faith
I like yanks tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w
i only read posts with pictures t b h
>>58245406
>tfw more jojo tomorrow
>tfw we'll find out what they butcher the localization of "bad company" to
HB Queeny, next pint ia on me haha!
>>58245468
Old bint should be lined up and shot with the rest of her inbred clan
>>58245450
What are your feelings towards Roy Keane now?
Do you look back on '02 and think 'what if'?
>>58245433
>TFW Yanks have a radio station called WANK
>>58245495
weeeeeeee
LIKE TO DRINK WITH LIZZIE
COS SHES THE HEAD OF STATE
AND WHEN WE DRINK WITH LIZZIE
SHE GETS IT DOWN IN 8
7
6
5
>>58245504
A particularly fatuous post
>>58245508
so are you gonna set your regional or what?
>>58245508
Don't think too much about it desu I only use soccer as a bandwagon.
>>58245478
Your Catholic ancestors had a better time under cromwell than Henry?
I suppose they weren't Irish.
>>58245468
does she own HMV?
HCav at the opening of Parliament
>>58245531
kek
>>58245504
Pretty sure that's what we did with your lot
>>58245476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mWUwMCxDXP
>>58245480
genuinely cringed at the USA chanting
RIP in piece
>>58244520
How do I get into Christian theology lad? Where do I start? Do I literally just read the bible and go from there?
>>58245547
>soccer
FOY
>>58245556
Nah it's His Master's Voice
>>58245504
delet
>he wasn't on 4chan during the 2010 world cup
very good times
>>58245546
Never
>>58245551
Upper class Brits
Grandad met the Queen a few times too t b h
>>58245604
There's only one football lad and that's Gaelic
Household Cav form a stair party for the Queen
>>58245578
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mWUwMCxDXP
A very naise wink.
>>58245578
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
I ALMOST FUCKING THREW UP HOLY SHIT
FUCKING YANKS GET OUUUUUUUUUTTTT
(say banter pls, i want to see how badly yanks butcher that word)
>>58245601
I guess. I'm not a Christian though, I was just throwing a question out there.
>>58245638
Put a sock in it Eugene
wish it was possible to ban countries from threads
also an upvote system would be very beneficial, as well as a way to show appreciation to anons through a virtual currency paid for by real money.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN CELEBRATING THE QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY LADS?
>>58245601
You just read the King James Bible and that's basically the beginning.
>>58245547
Does anyone you know have any strong feelings towards Keane you could share with me?
>>58245578
Horrendous
>>58245688
Shitposting
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012376
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012376
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012376
^ IMPORTANT HAHA
good night lads
>howdy, you're tuned in to wank fm, floridas number 1 evangelical radio station
What do you reckon the biggest animal you could have in a fight is lads?
Think I'd easily batter a horse.
literally all talentless
>>58245578
I would rather listen to my mum beg for mercy as someone rapes her than listen to that again.
>>58245697
Nah he seems to be redeemed desu. He seems like a quaint lad and people like and respect him as manager.
>>58245735
Not a fan of this new strawpoll Tbh
>>58245752
kanyes meme fashion is pathetic
>>58245752
I like them all except deadmau5 2bh
>>58245763
intriguing
i read his book and am a bit obsessed with him now
ty for the insight
>>58245745
I could put a Tapir on its arse no qualms
>>58245752
werent deadmau5 and kanye fighting a while ago
Housemates STILL haven't left the kitchen.
sang u a little song lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rSVavby4uT
>>58245752
just no
just got cuck'd by Wayne Wonderwilly
>>58245745
Can't see myself getting the better of a horse. Like if you start battering him what will he do? Run away or give you the hooves? If he kicks you you're fucked. If he knocks you and steps on you you're FUCKED. Don't even know how I'd go about fighting a horse desu.
Seriously think a big dog would be the best I could do. Just keep battering away at his chin. Can't think of any other animals I'd give a fair go.
>>58245818
kanye was torrenting his software or some shit
>>58245818
this was before that but apparently they didnt like each other at this point either kek
>>58245752
deadmau5 is the definition of Reddit its grim
scared to tell my mum i want to join the army
going to bed in my fresh bedding now lads
ultra comfy
someone mind tucking me in? x
>>58245578
stick to jerking off
>>58245642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
>>58245752
>Madonna
how bout no
just got cuck'd by Peter Powerpenis
posting goat world leaders
>>58245344
The Life Guards >>>>>> Blues and Royals Tbh
>>58245877
You have a nice voice lad
>>58245864
What the fuck does this even mean???
>>58245877
fucking stop you cunt
why do these people exist
fucking sickening
>>58245877
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
This actually angers me immensely I resent you with every fibre of my being.
>>58245818
deadmau5 is (or at least was) involved with music software development
kanye was caught torrenting serum (nothing to do with deadmau5 specifically) and he called him out for it
>>58245925
those little kids have no idea how lucky they are
little brat shitheads
>>58245906
Thank you, have to quiet in my cubicle. Think it's too late for anyone to be here still tho.
*scans the top of the cubicle*
Clear!
walls are really thin, can hear the stoner nextdoor neighbours watching family guy whilst I'm in bed
>>58246014
sorry I'll turn it down
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