At the end of the day you think a woman who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be president edition
cara.
tim.
51st state soon
>>58245906
He does but he says words no yank should ever say. I'd listen to a podcast from him or something though desu.
>>58245800
JUST
Fucking hurry up and download you fuck
this yank on vocaroo sounds straight out of an NPR podcast
THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO COME IN LEGALLY!
>>58243898
That smile. It doesn't reach the eyes. It's insidious.
I have a feeling she pegs Bill.
In the morning, after my coffee, I like to read through /brit/ and have some cheeky banter with the lads.
I wish there was a good bakery closer to my house desu
>>58245932
Only if he never said "Cheeky banter with the lads" ever again.
>>58245932
>>58245964
these 2bh
his voice is very soothing to my ears
do more pls yankboy
>>58245965
But borders and laws n shiiett are RACIST
>>58245969
Bills too busy getting pegged by monica
>>58245982
>tfw theres a great one pretty much across the street
just found out the queen turned 90 today
>>58245981
someone who isn't the yank vocaroo this
hate people who have dirty houses
>>58246042
dumped my ex gf for this reason
This is the best anthem I've ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zm9L4rIGw
Been really feeling
>tfw no gf
A lot recently
I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin and i don't see the point in living if you don't have a gf desu
![_48059260_009513265-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WUtvjos.jpg "_48059260_009513265-1[1].jpg")
Grenadier Guards > Household Cavalry
>>58246042
deep in your heart, i know that i always loved you
>>58246038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E7EsDLIMXe
>>58245979
Very good.
Who painted this?
I'm guessing an Italian. That snake looks suspiciously to the Milanese coat of arms
>>58243898
How do you not know how to pour a beer by her age? She must be a real sweetheart.
>>58246026
that bitch is old as fuck
>>58246082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVSpY8xY9I
>>58246079
>tfw only sex I ever had was semi-flaccid sex with a prostitute
Happened twice actually. Fucking worst experiences of my life.
>>58246042
I agree. That is why must degrade and destroy so-called Desklad - or Daesk, as I prefer to refer to him as.
going to go buy some baccy
just here lads have I missed much?
>>58246015
My friend lives across the road from a really good one too i went there in the morning once and got dank pastrys and a pie. I have to drive if i wanna get to any of the ones near me easily cos i live on top of a big hill baka
>>58245990
>>58246003
>>58245932
Thanks guys, it's 4pm tho and I'm about to clock out and drive home. Might be awhile.
>>58246142
How could you not get a boner? was she ugly or nerves?
>>58246130
she was old when my grandparents were old
>>58245979
Imagine having this much talent
Not a single person of this calibre exists today. The Renaissance genuinely was the swan song of humanity. It's all been downhill from there. The industrial revolution was a mistake.
>>58246124
British, actually
>>58246163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9vgtgHqGU
>>58246148
The So-called Deskladdian state or Daesk.
>joining a meme branch of the military who do nothing but act as glorified bodyguards and stay at home all the time.
Join the navy
antisemitism is sexy
>>58246142
There there.
>>58246174
Dunno lad I was drunk as fuck both times. Just couldn't get it hard.
I gott be honest lads.
I'm gay for british cock
>>58246175
she's only 10 years older than my grandmother tbf
>>58246169
Please sing the british grenadiers march.
>>58246105
nonce
>>58246197
Rasheed
>>58246216
Would you consider it losing your virginity? and did you still pay full price
anyone ever just sit and laugh at the concept of /brit/?
>>58246167
well at least your house isn't the size of a shed
Doing a big order off of J-list
>>58246196
>Joining the British navy
>Actually doing the Queen's bidding
>Continuing Nelson's legacy.
Non-red-ensign-having man is right.
>>58243898
Don't worry. She won't
>>58246285
every day, every night, every afternoon, and it's so true
business idea: get girls into fascism
>>58246287
My house is kinda small desu but its comfy
>>58246270
No, but islam's ok
>>58246273
Nah I still consider myself a virgin but I don't admit it as such. If anyone really pressed I'd just say "I banged a bird on holidays" which is technically true.
The first time I paid 20 quid but the second time it was 200. Fucking bitch in Amsterdam cleaned my wallet out. If it was any other profession it would be considered daylight robbery.
>>58246285
i'm really annoyed at the audacity of this post
>>58246285
'No'
This is a very serious place for very serious discussions
>>58246180
the life for a prole (like you) would be much worse back then than now
benzos are great lads. usually have a very strained relationship with my older brother like i never know what to say but I took a couple and he just showed up unannounced and I had a great chat with him
feeling happy ( :
>>58246180
>Not a single person of this calibre exists today.
Of course they do.
/brit/ is a mess
>>58246348
Two fucking hundred for a slapper?! it's about 80 quid on escorts.ie on average. she robbed your wallet while you weren't looking I assume.
>>58246375
During the renaissance we'd be slaying chaps like him by the dozens.
Doing a big silly with my small willy
/brit/ is a waste
>>58246375
I know that but I don't really care. My life is worthless and meaningless especially in the grand scheme of things. I prefer to see humanity as a whole excel then degrade into degeneracy like we're doing today.
>>58246393
name 2
*steals you're gf*
just a prank bro
Hello what is a cuck shed
>>58246385
8:47 4/22/16
"The day anon got addicted to benzos"
>>58243898
>At the end of the day you think a woman who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be president edition
Because in Britain and America you need to know about pulling leavers and how to be be useless drunk alcoholic loser to effectively run the executive branch of government
>>58246421
/brit/ is a big fat mess
>>58246433
John Kelman, Peter L. McCloud
>>58246433
Me
Me twice because I'm really good
>>58246432
>Why yes I do think modern technology, medicine and the internet aren't advances in societ
>pretty pictures are much more important
What is the biological function of benders? tails served a function and we still have the bone for them, but being gay is 100% counter to reproduction, so why are they a thing?
>>58246433
Kanye West and ComedyShortsGamer
>>58246439
Yanksplaining:
the act of completely missing the point and then attempting a smug, arrogant and downright wrong response
>>58246515
chemically fucked up in the womb
>>58245979
why cant buildings have dank ass mega columns like this anymore?
>>58246515
>only men are homosexuals
passover tomorrow
hate family gatherings
>>58246545
Yankbeing:
Being an affront to all human beings without actually doing anything.
>>58246515
In the olden days, wars and other conflicts used to kill off some of the population and prevent overpopulation. Now that we live in a more-or-less peaceful society, nature needed other ways to slow down the population growth so it invented the bender virus.
QUICK...... LOOOK.......... THERE IS....................... A FANNY. A FANNY..... UP ON THE HILL........... FANNY........... FANNY-ON-THE-HILL. WOW...... WOOOOOOOWWWWW.... A BIG FANNY............. A BIG JUICY....... BIG JUICY FANNY............... FULL OF BIG JUICY.........FANNY JUICE....... MMMMMMMMMMM......WOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.........AMASING.........FANNY..........
>>58246405
It was €50 fuck and suck but literally everything else was an extra €50. Basically if you bring a wallet in they won't stop while it was dry.
>this is doing nothing for me can you take off the condom
>okay baby extra €50
>ffs okay
>okay yeah can you just got on top
>extra €50 baby
>jesus christ fine
>*touches her tits*
>that's €50 baby
>*walks out door*
She literally took my coins and everything. Must be on €1500 a night easy, plenty more gullible fools like me out there.
>>58246433
alexander gutsche might be one
need porn of a gay guy fucking a lesbian
>>58246613
gay is a blanket term for homo, lad
my sister is lez and she calls herself gay all the time
>>58246515
>Yanks using the term bender.
The sun has truly set.
>>58246631
>i dont understand natural selection
![029_gallery_05_502x335[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fv6YAcc.jpg "029_gallery_05_502x335[1].jpg")
>>58246196
Stop talking about shit you have no idea about you canadian fuck
The Household Cavalry are a tank regiment and have taken part in every war the UK has been in since their formation
Pic related the Household Cavalry in Afghanistan.
>>58246668
>Brits using the term truly
Not buying it
>>58246631
How does biology "know" we're overpopulated
Like how did evolution work to make my cousin bent because there's billions of people in SEA
>>58246643
So what's that in pounds?
£30? Closer to £28?
>>58243898
She probably won't win, it is pretty rare for a successor to get elected.
>20 hour layover in Manchester
What should I do there?
Vocarooyank PLEASE vocaroo a sentence using bender.
>>58246711
More like £40
>>58246706
>Yanks speaking english
Why didn't you pick up the language after the insidious french backed terrorist coup?
>>58246721
she is the favourite by a long way
>i'm not gay
>>58246515
In rainforests and even within humanity, very strange and inexplicable, yet natural, phenomenons occur. After wars when there was a male deficit in communities, women would somehow only give birth to males until the balance returns. In rain forests, when a certain species gets too populated, a disease or fungus will come out nowhere that kills specifically and only that animal until balance and then that disease fucks back off to oblivion, never to be seen again until the population booms again. Right now humanity is overpopulated but nature knows that diseases will just be cured by our mighty medicines. The way to stem the growing population issue is to stop copulation by way of homosexuality and profound spread of anime-watching betas.
>>58246754
100% British genetic here
>>58246728
What is it then?
>>58245929
Trump: "What do I do with my hands?"
>>58246704
fuck me lads horses have changed since I last saw one
>>58246180
what are you talking about?
humanity has excelled and that sort of absolute genius is while rare still exists. we just focus it on different projects.
humans put other humans on the moon 25 years after the first real rockets, the V2 were fired. humans travelled at 5 times the speed of sound 80 years after the concept of flight was made a reality. humans, working as they went and inventing new machines as they went, made nuclear weapons and as such invented nuclear reactors 35 years after the nucleus was found. to say humans are just meandering around because they don't paint like that anymore is absolutely retarded.
>>58246737
what kind of terrible itinerary is that
>>58246668
You're doing god's work.
>>58246741
Agreed on voraroo yank doing this.
Nice to see the Euro is doing better. :)
>>58246762
Depends who you ask, if you went by internet fandom Sanders should have steam-rolled Clinton but he's actually behind.
>>58246704
True, making fun of guards at Buckingham Palace is like going to the Unknown Tomb in the US and taking the piss out of their marines
>>58245929
trump really does have small hands
>After wars when there was a male deficit in communities, women would somehow only give birth to males until the balance returns.
>>58246180
painting things is a completely useless "talent"
>join the navy
who the FUCK wants to be stuck on a ship for months on end tightening loose bolts with a spanner
>>58246798
I'm going to Berlin
>>58246779
I want proof of a loyalist ancestor and a copy of your family tree before I can call you one of us.
>>58246643
I'd probably rather have no sex than no money, especially if it's that shit
>>58246762
She has literally no competition. When it comes down to Clinton v Trump, the FULL might of the media shills will be out in force. The masses are too easily swayed and Trump will unfortunately be stumped.
>>58246776
>this is what the jewified yank education system will actually have their citizens believe
>>58246822
i'll ask the bookies who all have clinton the CLEAR favourite, it's not even close
>>58246864
I have a Book of Common Prayer right next to me
>>58246833
not sure what point you're trying to make 2bh
>>58246776
doubting the veracity of this
>>58246867
I wouldn't bet on it, the media hasn't managed to stop him yet, Trump is going to bring up all sorts of embarrassing shit about her personal life and all the shit that's being investigated by the FBI, I think he's going to destroy her
Thoughts on this graph?
>>58246920
intriguing
>why yes, i do like to insert my penis into other male specimen gaping anuses and or welcome men doing the same thing for me
>>58246432
The internet is more amazing than the entirety of all Renaissance art.
We literally would not be able to have this conversation without the internet. You have the ability to learn anything from the entire written history of mankind, communicate more than half the entire world, and you're exposed to more views every single day than most humans in history saw on a lifetime.
And don't go on about
>muh talent
Those artists worked hard their entire life to do what they did. Don't trivialize their dedication and demean them by calling it talent.
>>58246864
all the Loyalists left for Canada
>>58246920
intriguing
>>58246920
intriguing
>>58246910
Do you have a fighter in the Loyalist American Army as well because we need verification,
Why do games always install dirext x and c++ every fucking time?
I get it popping like 4th of July
>>58246947
>The internet is more amazing than the entirety of all Renaissance art.
did you just unfreeze from the 1990s?
>>58246963
This is the trick.
All the good yanks went to Canada.
>>58246980
I had a fighter in Alfred's army. I am Alfred's great descendant.
I would say His Majesty King Alfred, but it was His Majesty Henry the 8th who was first recognized as His Majesty
>>58246986
they want to make sure normies wont get confused and have to install the required dependencies manually god forbid
>>58246943
>for
>not to
learn your english, isaac
anywhere i can watch the queens birthday parade? missed it earlier
>>58247033
You're literally claiming to be the descendant of King Alfred The Great?
>>58246919
I don't know lad, I wouldn't underestimate the power of the MSM. You see how easily people are swayed by HE RACISS. Clinton will have 100% of the black vote. I'd say she would win over at least 60% of the disenfranchised Bernie supporters. To be fair a surprising amount of people see through Hillary, but I don't think it's enough to drive them to Trump.
>>58247042
for makes sense here as well im pretty sure
>Those artists worked hard their entire life to do what they did. Don't trivialize their dedication and demean them by calling it talent.
>thousands of peeping normie frogs outside trying to mate
>>58247069
aye they'll repeat it next year
>>58247033
MUH HERITAGE
>>58246721
>it is pretty rare for a successor to get elected.
Not really.
>>58247098
>I'm more english than you
>I'm literally a descendant of King Arthur.
>>58247096
cant wait that long m8
slags please
Going off oddschecker the likelihood of victory is
Clinton 75%
Trump 20%
Cruz 7%
Sanders 3%
(obviously it doesn't add to 100 because of bookie vig as we all know)
>>58247076
Every European person's first common ancestor begins around 1400ish
So we are related to each other by anyone before that
Help pls
>>58246737
>>58247101
It's happened, what, twice in the last century?
>>58247137
sit in a park and look at ladybirds
there is literally nothing wrong with being muh heritage.
Sister is going to Athens, Greece with a "Dimitri". Told her not to talk to any swarthy people.
>>58247137
go here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
>>58247137
Upload a vocaroo saying "I'm a bender lads."
>>58246986
Version differences, modified versions, and it's easier to just auto download a verified copy it instead of verifying your copy.
>>58247163
what's a dimitri
also, greeks are some of the most promiscuous in europe. shes defo going there to get plowed by bronze skinned studs
rasheed things im currently a fan of:
baba ghanouj
shwarma
>>58247173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5ySi6K0rP
>>58247157
there is if its the only thing going for you and you belittle humans who do not have similar ancestry
>>58247150
Not arsed researching the correct number desu.
>>58246762
>>58247101
>>58247150
Longer
Last time two democrats were elected in a row was pic related
>>58247209
DO IT.
>>58247204
A ruskie from her work. But yeah I know, she's older than me so I can't say much. Just hope shit doesn't go while she's there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEBjIc-D_0A
>>58247215
I just did, it's happened once in the last 70 years
>>58247227
I interpreted "successor" differently.
MOAR
PAKIS
>>58247214
never respond to one of my posts ever again jew
>>58247239
If you never see her again, she probably got sold into human trafficking
>>58247281
fuck off shit lover
>>58247227
>>58247261
And yeah it was Republicans not Democrats
>>58247306
gimmie sauce and i will
>>58247291
Then I get to go all Liam Neeson on some niggas.
bring back the whigs, bring back the tories
>>58247248
all actors
at least google got that right
>>58247319
my arse
>>58247325
the tories are still here, they juts changed their name
>>58247319
Pakistan
>>58247261
What happened once?
I'm thinking of LBJ's re-election and Bush the elder as vice-president.
>>58247361
ohh give us some more lad ;)
>>58247387
booking ticket right now
brb bombing syria
>>58247320
good lad
you saw that movie too
>>58246883
>>58246916
You can look this up. It's not like it's a theory (the bits about the rain forest and male births after wars). This is well documented.
The part about homosexuals is purely speculative but, bear in mind, there is a bacteria called wolbachia that specifically infects frogs and some insects that become too numerous. This doesn't outright kill the frogs nor the insects because too many animals eat them and this would then poison animals that don't need to be killed. Instead, it literally changes the frogs hormones and turns all the men into women so they can't breed. Nature is extremely intelligent, as is evolution was not already indicative of this.
*knocks the hell out of ISIS*
Crazy to read that Prince Harry has HIV
>tfw the girl i liked in my last couple years of school just got facebook and is showing up in "people you may know"
>58247410
did I give you permission to reply to me?
>>58247419
never respond to one of my posts again yank
>>58247421
impressive
>>58247419
alri code talker
>>58247412
where exactly? bombing al-anbar would be useful too
>>58247281
Only women and children should be imported
>>58247401
Bush the elder got elected after Reagan
Will we ever have a different national anthem? GSTQ/K is pretty shit tbqh
dara
>>58247444
Or else suffer what consequence?
>>58247444
>Yanks who think their input is needed.
Honestly the worst kind.
>>58247488
Who is that memein' demon?
I WANT TO BE FREE
LIKE THE CHEETAH
>>58247488
Lifeboat policy should be the only policy for emergency immigration.
>>58247419
MALE
TO FEMALE
COPULATION
post reccies
Bill Clinton was one of our worst Presidents desu.
He made it so companies like Disney can own all the media
>>58247495
Flower of Scotland
Having an orgasm atm
>>58247528
>Liking Limmy
fuck that shit.
>>58247530
>why YES i am currently resident in the republic of ireland
>>58247526
To PRE-VENT cop-u-la-tion. Get it right, dineh.
*clenches anus*
>>58247488
FUGG
>>58247489
Yes... I know. Think we have a case of misclarification of what we're discussing.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
dude weed lmao
Bare pengtings on my whatsapp bruvs
>to QUEEN and country, not god and country
>>58247505
ill fucking job you
*squeels as your two fingers indulge into my dripping wet pussy*
stupid that when england plays wales in the euro 2016 group stages england will use the uk national anthem but wales will use their own anthem
>>58246833
That didn't happen.
>>58247611
*forces hard dick in without any lube*
>>58247599
>Why yes, I do believe in a united Ireland that isn't under British Rule.
>>58247622
It would appear so
>>58247508
Some SJW tumblr paki
>>58247619
Alri
Scoin on lads
>JFK
No thanks.
>>58247544
I actually quite like their anthem.
>>58247648
probably because england doesn't have its own anthem
>>58247677
I'm on benzos and drinking.
But I'm curiously interested in your point?
Business idea: create a feature film based on the popular Angry Birds smartphone games
>>58247691
why does america have so many meme sects of Christianity
>>58247636
blue ticks all over the shop haha don't beg it kid
