Just popped one of these up my arse edition
cara
![Ding-Jun-Pie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dKW9YW2.jpg "Ding-Jun-Pie[1].jpg")
Ding
>>58248188
Did it fizz
First for bogan
>>58248188
RIJA
Anyone going out on the lash tomorrow
>benevolently post source of your qt
>market is flooded
>lose (You) monopoly
Not sure how I feel about this. Oh well at least I still have her nudes as the nuclear option. :^)
![tumblr_nvyr1flEyw1suctpao1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YbXIx4Y.jpg "tumblr_nvyr1flEyw1suctpao1_1280[1].jpg")
m8s
i would
Enoch was right.
>>58248226
>Oh well at least I still have her nudes as the nuclear option
Sure you do.
>>58248193
>God creates a woman
>gives her a man's face
>/brit/'s boner never dies
![mountain-lion-0005[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eZIVVtA.jpg "mountain-lion-0005[1].jpg")
>tfw no pet mountain lion that doesn't rip your face open because it doesn't realize how big it is and really its just telling you to fuck off
Drinks are on me lads
>>58248226
she's much better looking than her bf
bloody racists desu
>>58248226
Yea thanks a lot la ill (You) every mick i see in /brit/
![tumblr_nqa16e27f61suctpao4_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VISQaAK.jpg "tumblr_nqa16e27f61suctpao4_1280[1].jpg")
m8s
l would
>>58248246
Teaser pic ;^)))
People argue that if we leave the EU our country will be more secure, free and sovreign but what's stopping our government from implementing harsh totalitarian rules that are even worse than the ones set by the EU?
I'm not shilling, just curious. If the conservatives are still in power and we're not in Europe, could things be a lot worse??
>>58248248
>Fat american sperg scared by an angular female face
>>58248234
Yes, and he encouraged shitskins to move to the UK to prop up the NHS.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XN4qWukIav
Just read a really captivating article in the guardian, I've now decided I'm going to vote to stay in the EU
>>58248019
Fun fact: The only time the USA has ever been debt free in its entire existent was when Andrew Jackson was President.
The majority of the debt was paid off by based John Quincy Adams (pic related)
>>58248196
He's Jewish. Not sure if practicing, but he identifies as Jewish and is a follower of the religion known as Judaism, which means he denies the divinity of Jesus Christ.
>>58248230
>>58248266
m8 im rija poster not u
>>58248270
fugg
>>58248226
>pakis
>qt
no
Don't even have a job, I resent having to do this shit
Need an Irish dick in my fanny as a matter if urgence
>>58248273
>Only the conservatives are capable of doing wrong
Ah yes, very impressive
>nose ring
Not a fan
gf on the left
>>58248270
m8s
i would
>>58248275
>tfw recessed bones
it was over before i left my mum's vagina
>>58248283
Please can u sing the british grenadiers thanks
xx
>>58248270
How?
>>58248283
Jesus fucking christ. Please say "the benders are out in force tonight again lads"
Decided to vote to leave the EU so his vote
>>58248287
Doesn't mean anything
Guarantee none of you would say any of this to my face
God damn keyboard warriors
>>58248346
by that logic your vote doesn't mean anything either
>>58248257
Lend us a tenner
>>58248312
Alrjght, I don't mean that. If Labour was in power as well?
very impressive
>>58248352
Coming to your house now
5 mins
>>58248331
>tfw recessed maxilla
it was over the moment the sperm met the egg
>>58248368
put the poo in the loo
The fuck you looking at you bender
>>58248360
I wasn't going to vote
Now I am
IN or OUT
Vote out, destroy EU
>>58248368
nations scaled for population
easy
>>58248366
Has to get passed through house of commons, then lords, and then the queen.
>>58248224
Eewww... What is wrong with her face, it looks fucking disgusting. Is this thing a paki?
>>58248305
b-but i have a fanny too ;(
just woken up by my fucking drunk friend calling me to scream about how he found a pube in his kebab
>>58248377
Hmm sure you are big man :))
Bet even if I gave my location to you, you wouldn't dare come.
>>58248408
OUT
wow what a bloody racist
![tumblr_nkwyplxxCi1suctpao1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rMOiad6.jpg "tumblr_nkwyplxxCi1suctpao1_1280[1].jpg")
m8s
i would
>>58248421
Are you 12?
>>58248298
just get up the first time hahaha fuck
>>58248421
brazilians
Think I broke the Rija market lads. Supply is vastly outproducing demand.
Ever want to log off /brit/ but there are too many cliffhangers that need to be resolved?
>>58248360
Not that guy, but I'm voting to leave and now he's cancelled you vote my vote puts us one up
>>58248432
Climbing up to 2nd floor window
>>58248405
>>58248405
good, its important that everyone exercise their right to vote
what if this was all a double bluff just to get you to vote for the side I believe in?
>tfw have not only a wide nose but one that juts out a lot as well
Might as well sudoku
>>58248456
Every single night of the week laddo
>>58248453
Wanked to femdom last night lads. Think I've been talking to poleaboo too much.
up the ra
>>58248454
>Nobody wants Rija
> You have a fuckton of Rija.
And you are surprised the market is crashing?
No wonder we had to bail you people out.
>>58248408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY5q01fTceQ
>>58248451
I try but I can't because I stay up late shit posting
>>58248454
only tonight la
Ate a highly excessive quantity of food this evening
my stomach hurts and my emotions are numb
>>58248481
JEW OLIVER BTFO
if i join the army will there be girls that still want to fuck me?
>>58248488
I too believe that the Royal Army should come back but that is a relic of the pre-parliamentary days.
>orthodox christians eat pork
nice orthodoxy wankers
>>58248368
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projections_of_population_growth
>A 2014 projection by the United Nations Population Division predicts a population close to 11 billion by 2100 without any declining trend in the foreseeable future
>Almost all growth will take place in the less developed regions, where today's 5.3 billion (circa 2010) population of underdeveloped countries is expected to increase to 7.8 billion in 2050.
>According to the United Nations, during 2005–2050 the net number of international migrants to more developed regions is projected to be 98 million.
>>58248518
No, but you'll find a lot of bum buddies in the army.
>>58248494
I only gave free access to my supplier lad.
>>58248518
The army is pretty hard to join
Would be easier just to get a prossie
>>58248450
20
Bro, she have, like, everything wrong with her face, a full nigress is better than that crap. I mean, look at the eyebrows, nose, mouth, everything, absolutely disgusting
>>58248512
>Ate a highly excessive quantity of food
so an average yank meal xDDDDDDDD #rekt #shotsfired
behead those who insult my particular set of beliefs
>>58248481
haha le epic wheelchair science man
Should mention Rija is a fan of Evangelion
>>58248388
i need BONES
>>58248542
I hope there's a pandemic of something deadly and I die in it
>>58248551
The so-called Irish Republican "army".
missing the empire today lads
>>58248568
>Evangelion
dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5saUU-i33ns
>>58248580
It hasn't gone anywhere lads.
>>58248568
Who are you and how do you know her?
might do a wank with my thumb up my arsehole
Go on home, British posters, go on home
Have you got no fucking boards of your own?
>>58248573
you and me both
>>58248551
europeus devem achar isso bonito porque é raro la, aqui tu acha uma parda dessa em qualquer favela
>>58248574
If you were born in the 1990s, your lifespan is estimated by the UN to be 106.
So you'd be alive to see this happen
>>58248275
Just saying, there's easier way to come out of the closet other than fawning over manish women.
>>58248561
this was large even by American standards desu
not the most comfortable at the moment
>>58248606
I don't know her I just datamined her social media, Tumblr especially
Irony: most of the early modern Irish nationalists were Protestants
brits fuck off
Send me an article or a video that will make me have a brief sense of smugness/change my perspective for about 20 minutes
>open box of grapes
>spiderwebs on the branches
>grapes are from some 3rd world country
hope I dont die
>>58248551
She looks fine to me; lovely big eyes, great figure, thick luscious hair, cute smile. Not keen on the piercing though.
>>58248551
>ywn have a cute shy paki gf
>>58248669
Imagine the current migrant crisis
but now imagine that times x100
>Kelly Hart hardcore scenes
noice, didn't know that existed
>>58248626
Stop projecting bender
>>58248341
>much better looking than her bf
obvs she's a slut and the ugly bf is probably desperate enough to deny any suspicions of her infidelity to this smelly mick
matched with a bird on tinder who seems really into me
im not used to this, she keeps fishing for compliments and asking if im messaging other girls
>>58248622
Might manufacture a plague.
>>58248580
How, you fucking idiot? You weren't even around when it existed?
>>58248270
that pic has been around for years you bender
>>58248716
SUN NEVER SETS.
Projected population in 2050
>>58248340
Give us a link, tried looking it up but each is different in its cadence.
>>58248345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1miCW7svA0A
>How, you fucking idiot? You weren't even around when it existed?
>>58248706
>bird on tinder who seems really into me
never true unless your chad
where can i find a paki gf with issues in need of support?
>>58248706
Tease her a bit say you're messageing a few other girls, thats my advice as a kv who's never had a conversation with a girl. Also, could you post the chat logs? I really get off to tinder chats.
*throws myself into the sea*
ah yes, much better
>>58248753
good post
>>58248622
>estimated by the UN
I don't think they are accounting for everyone sitting around using electronics constantly these days.
The couch potato issue has increased tenfold over the past 20 years, because unlike tv, there's always something good on the internet.
>>58248723
Check the tattoo
>>58248733
Part that starts at 2:11. Thanks American meme man.
>>58248580
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/12/01/mice-inherit-specific-memories-because-epigenetics/
>The researchers made mice afraid of a fruity odor, called acetophenone, by pairing it with a mild shock to the foot.
>Ten days after this fear training, Dias allowed the animals to mate. And that’s where the crazy begins. The offspring (known as the F1 generation) show an increased startle to the fruity smell even when they have never encountered the smell before, and thus have no obvious reason to be sensitive to it. And their reaction is specific: They do not startle to another odor called propanol. Craziest of all, their offspring (the F2 generation) show the same increased sensitivity to acetophenone.
tl;dr: Memories can be inherited
Just played a game where you have to smash a tree's bollocks to beat the boss
>>58248824
ur about fuckng 30 or some shit m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
>>58248577
They're officially volunteers, hence their tax free status.
>>58248638
kek
>>58248731
good, good. I await the positive checks
>>58248856
fuck me
>>58248824
>>58248788
British women are so hot. Seriously love their brown skin.
>>58248644
Not really ironic, unless you're sectarian.
>>58248856
I'm out
>>58248824
>AT&T
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4CUSp3-bM
>>58248856
>tfw don't even mind hairy pits that much but they've become socially symbolic and people who grow them out are almost universally insufferable
>>58248621
Que isso lek, as mulatinha tão bem melhor q aquele troço com sobrancelha de taturana e rosto fino. E não é assim que funciona, duvido que eles iriam trocar uma nórdica gata por uma marrom de segunda, o cara deve pegar ninguém e foi naquilo que é fácil e ninguém quer, sempre assim. Um monte de preta e mulatinha já deu mole pra mim, mas eu nunca vou, não vou perder cabaço com preta
>>58248829
secret of mana?
>>58248856
getting a boner
Is there to increase the size of my jawline? Some sort of muscle exercise?
>>58248876
tinder is the prime example of how american women are the biggest slags in the world, there's such a difference
they're also hot
>>58248876
"we care about personality" they say
>>58248856
m8s
i would
>>58248644
Are you talking about the Irish Patriot Party or the Society of the United Irishmen?
>>58248951
you can't use exercise to increase the size of bone
got i hate billy murray, fucking absolute reddit yank cunt
>>58248901
Depends on the bird for me. If she's generally hygenic but just doesn't want to shave for some reason then fair enough. But if she's some smellbag who refuses to shower and refuses to shave she belongs in the bin.
parents got gc, lads. 3 months total
>>58248933
>tfw will never be able to pull this off
>>58248951
chew gum for 3 hours a day on both side
>>58248952
>>58248955
>tfw tinder is set to america and can't pull this sort of shit even then
thats how you know you're subhuman
>>58248876
These woman are all ugly though
>her twitter is private
>changed her password so I could view it
>hasn't posted a new tweet in over a year
>the stuff there is quite boring
>>58248766
>Tease her a bit
Yeah m8, I was doing this at first, but she wasn't responding that well - fishing for compliments etc
i already know my chat up banter is shite
god I hate john oliver, fucking absolute reddit limey cunt
>>58249006
>garbage
FOY
>>58248969
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscles_of_mastication
>>58248298
>what is snooze
Post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BWo7SwzoM
>>58249009
I hate him too.
He betrays his own country and destroys the one in which he resides.
>>58249006
fucking hell m8 that's the weakest 'teasing' I've seen in my life, step it up
>>58249006
she showed that to all her pals and they were all howling with laughter at how shite your patter is
the only reason she's still talking to you is so she can have more to show them later
>>58249006
>>58248856
Tie her hands behind her back you'll never see them
unironically see humanity as a little more vile with each passing day
>>58249022
ah yes, exercising those tiny muscles not actually located on the jawline will improve your jawline
>>58249027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvWkUhszeE
>>58249022
masseter isn't a part of your jawline
business idea: get a job
>>58248856
Unironically prefer them this way
The industrial revolution was a mistake. It set in stone the death of humanity. Or at least the white man. Which might as well be humanity.
>>58249006
That network of criminals line is fucking terrible. She messaged you first though, so I suppose it doesn't really matter
What I should be doing: sleeping
What I am doing: wanking
>>58249006
Thats actually pretty good. I'm impressed lad. Keep up the good work.
>>58249104
Telling other people about it was the mistake, should have been our secret
>>58249098
fuck off thatcherite
doing a march
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmv6FIs4KIo
>>58249130
Bloody Tories, making us get jobs.
Alri lads off to my nightshift at the garbage disposal place
>>58249104
t. Ted Kaczynski
>>58249122
really need to stop wanking but i can't
might send a tinder message that is something along the lines of "look at this new backpack I got" and take a picture of the backpack, but at the bottom of the picture have the very tip of my foreskin peeking out to say hello
>tfw terrible line up of escorts
Fuck lads. Pick one for me.
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/limerick-escorts.html?service=escort
>>58249189
degen
mentally preparing myself to re-establish the British empire in space
>>58249104
fantastic post. I agree completely
>>58249164
>>58249122
you guys really need cum receptacles aka gfs
biochemist here, when you jizz in a hot gf it sends out a hormone called sleepycell into your blood and it allows you to stop wanking and get some sleep
>>58249048
the teasing was later.
>>58249006
the garbage line was an in-joke because she was super local and we both live in bumfuck nowhere. [insert small town we'll both know] criminals.
still shite i know.
>>58249123
thanks lad
>>58248856
Ngl her purposely showing it off makes her hot af
I bet she's fucked in the head
>I most likely won't answer srry!
doing an all nighter to finish my thesis lads
![64778630[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wIXGEVt.jpg "64778630[1].jpg")
WHO
TF
UP????
>>58249189
misha aint half bad
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/ivanna2-spanish-female-escort.html
>>58249104
*makes a unabomber reference*
>>58249227
>>58249111
meant to reply to this instead of my own post
>>58248789
Yeah listened to it, I can't go that deep and keep a tune. My shit start cracking. Too embarrassed to post it.
>>58249214
The Queen is relying on us to teach Johnny Space Foreigner British values.
>>58249260
Not me
>>58249260
/real depression hours/
>>58249260
light-weight desu
not posting mine yet
SCREEE FAKE NIGGAS
>>>/out/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhlVDbcqwQo
can't wait for the 'thick' meme to end and for blokes to realise they've been tricked into thinking shagging fat slags is really manly
Going to bake cookies today
>>58249246
a woman of her word
>>58249260
CLICC DAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>58249298
What kind?
>>58249246
hot girls on dating sites get an IN-FUCKING-SANE amount of messages
>>58249291
nigga ill be up till 7am
>>58249268
Can you do Land of hope and glory or Jerusalem instead?
could unironically heem anyone 10 v 1 itt
Ted Kaczynski was right about most of what he argued for in his manifesto
true nigger time
>>58249303
>>58249260
real nigga hours fo sho
homeboi wat it do haha
jus up textin some hoes and drinkin some gin n juice playa haha naw'm sayin
y u up rite now doe dawg
>>58249344
*pulls out toy gun without the orange bit at the end*
PUT EM UP BUOY
>>58249347
Stupid bitch doesn't know who Noel Gallagher is.
>>58249316
>>58249104
Fascism was the perfect way for the white man to maintain his position in the world but we didn't listen.
>>58249315
Chocolate chip
>>58249354
>tfw his PhD paper was apparently so high level that only a dozen people in the world truly understood it
>tfw he probably was right
>>58249376
That's Liam retard
>>58249376
it's Liam, mate
>>58249365
finna get lit af lmao
on a depression rn senpai
it's that time again
>>58249395
>Liam Retard
who?
>>58249400
Sorry I confuse him for Noel sometimes ha ha here's noel
Literally have no food and the thought of going town on student thursday makes me want to vomit. Bit gash
![CQnTdR0UEAEgOdi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/49j22hJ.jpg "CQnTdR0UEAEgOdi[1].jpg")
WE 2AM
>>58249400
>>58249395
It's Paul McCartney though
senpai illy haha
>>58249385
Good lad
>>58249417
you have a problem
>>58249450
*Cat Stevens
>Not knowing Bez
>>58248575
>>58248676
>>58248682
she has poop skin
>58249104
Shite bait.
>>58249432
When does the uni year end in Britain? Going to Newcastle next month, wonder if it's still on
>>58249414
awwww shiiiii
*gives you a black people handshake*
![1Jbxf7-yfB-233x193[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AjkIm69.jpg "1Jbxf7-yfB-233x193[1].jpg")
AW SHITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk6twku3OS0
