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A E S T H E T I C edition
What's it like to cuddle with your gf lads?
just posting to say i'm going to sleep now night lads
>>58201052
lots of loose ends in the previous thread still desu
>>58201081
goodnight
>page 2
No no no no no... yes
>tfw sleeping on a Chinese towel
hope the toxins don't leak into my face or something
is a slag
ahaha lads I'm a fookin Albaduck oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAhsGf8ZwI4
I saw a genuine American "mac and cheese" at tesco lads. Is it good? Americans keep talking about it.
lads
video games ruined my life haha
>>58201109
right on one claim -_-
ENOCH WAS MEME.
>>58201119
What brand? Kraft is not too terible imho.
>>58201111
handsome AND quads? can i buy you a drink, padraig?
>>58201144
Yeah it was Kraft. I might give it a try
>>>58201085
Why don't you get free tea? Surely anyone can just go in and say they are non binary and get whatever they want?
>>58201119
Stouffer's for microwave
Velveeta for boiling pasta
>>58201162
*shoots tranquilliser dart*
ah yes peace at last
>>58201162
don't understand this meme
>>58201052
literally lsitening to this when I opened the thread
Really can't see my life ending any other way except next year when I go on a murder spree and then top myself with arsenic
>>58201162
I only see you posting this meme
>>58201202
Why not go to mexico do some cocaine and shag prozzies?
>>58201185
GOOD LAD
>>58201133
playing BS Sailor Moon AS rn and JUST not arsed with the required grinding with the peripheral sailors ughh
>>58201210
not funny how dare you deface a british hero with degenerate nigger culture
>>58201210
let's lurk lyrics are really hard to remember
To say that you are an elected politician in modern Britain isn’t much of a boast.
It means mainly that you have been picked by a narrow selection committee of politically active careerists and fixers to stand in a safe seat. Backstairs-crawlers, flatterers and obedient conformists naturally do well in this process.
These days it also means that you have been approved by some secretive group of whisperers clustered round the party leadership, who can also remove you if you show any signs of independence.
>>58201202
alri poleaboo
feel like watching Alien 3, but then get put off when actually starting to watch it.
really should watch prometheus desu since i don't quite remember what that movie was all about
>why yes, i do shill protein shakes and vitamins on instagram for zero monetary recompense because i'm an insecure boring harlot
>>58201192
its all in your head
weird how massive vaporwave got, remember when Ramona was posting all her stuff on /mu/
Want a gf lads
>tfw one bag of cashews is 1100 calories
should I just eat a bag every day lads? I'm pretty skinny
Is CR7 gay lads?
and if so does that not then prove women/girls like metro men?
>>58201288
>her
>not funny how dare you deface a british hero with degenerate nigger culture
>>58201293
that and avocados, dates, eggs, fried yams
>>58201293
Why just cashews? get some almonds as well for some variety
>>58201146
tap water pls :p
ffs that twat just turned up
>listening to grime
ah yes, i remember when i too was a fucking moronic 19 year old
>>58201119
>Macaroni and cheese
>American
It's British, you stupid Rasheed.
>>58201223
Need to settle scores
>>58201325
this
>>58201298
He certainly does comes across a bit bizarre.
>>58201279
>really should watch prometheus
It will go over your head like everyone else's
Does anyone outside the UK listen to grime unironically?
>>58201325
>hating on grime
nah, this is a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-audWG2oaU
posting my today's favorite song 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5UXfU7PSdM
close 2nd favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AfNOKQdY-U
>ah yes, i remember when i too was a fucking moronic 19 year old
>>58201311
don't like almonds
might add pistachios too or something
Just worried since you're not meant to wat the whole bag and I'll get cancer or something
>>58201325
>19
literally listentened to grime when i was 14/15
am 22 now
>>58201330
It's Italian
>>58201347
i just don't believe this hur dur women lyk manly man meme
opener
>>58201359
yer daa does i sold him ket at eskimo dance
>>58201324
wh-who??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfG98XYAwxw
fucking kek lads
>>58201359
I talked to this Canadian on /b/
he lived in the middle of nowhere and knew literally every single possible thing about grime
>>58201403
And that's why you're a virgin.
>>58201373
i hope this is real
Business idea: build a robot capable of doing £32'000 worth of labour a year
>>58201403
He's another Ricky Martin
>>58201366
>>58201383
>white people listening to grime
fucking embarrassment
>started listening to grime any later than 2003
>>58201443
i know thats why i stopped listening to it
>>58201433
php developer?
>>58201358
ah, good, tot i was the only one. desu i watched it with my gf in the theatre when it got released, and it was my first time going out with her to the movies. people who liked it swear by it doe, alien 1,2,3 and 4 to a certain extent will always be my fav
>>58201388
>Macaroni and cheese—also called mac and cheese in American English; macaroni pie in Caribbean English;[1] and macaroni cheese in the United Kingdom and Canada[2]—is a dish of English origin, consisting of cooked macaroni pasta and a cheese sauce, most commonly cheddar. It can also incorporate other ingredients, such as bread crumbs, meat and vegetables.[3][4]
>is a dish of English origin
eating some carrots
>>58201403
Hmm yes women definitely like him because he's metrosexual
not because he's a hench celebrity multi millionaire elite athlete
reckon if you start tanning and pay more attention to your hair then you'll get as many girls as ronaldo
>>58201420
lmfao ya'll rorke niggas takin a L smdh
I know I'll get a hat for this but rap """"""""""music""""""""" is degenerate and has a negative effect on society.
The soundtrack to Interstellar is the best thing I have ever heard in my life
>>58201477
But like everything else, we perfected it.
>>58201324
i-is it me? sorry
I can't fuck her paypal and her facebook at the same time, she'll know something is massively wrong
Facebook first is the safe bet but there will never be another chance to hit her paypal like there is now, she's going to China ffs but then again she does go on 2 or 3 holidays every year
16mgs flubromazepam now lads
ffs too much tolerance conditioned to my GABA receptor
>>58201420
When will they stop LARPing?
>>58201477
It's Italian
>>58201403
my god you're so fucking annoying
just go be wrong and inexperienced with women somewhere else for the love of god
Interstellar is fucking amazing
>>58201279
Just imagine the lads on the prison planet as /brit/ and you as Ripley, the American outsider trying to understand our strange ways and terms.
The Xenomorph is a Rasheed that we need to work together to remove.
>>58201461
Stack overflow bot
>>58201437
who's ricky martin? :s
>>58201485
>he thinks women care about money
lol @ u
>>58201474
have you ever read "Prometheus Bound"?
>>58201494
also the cinematography
>drone scene
>watching the ship entering the worm hole
>gargantua
>water planet
>tesseract
>RAP music (more like CRAP music) has a bad affect on our kids and society as a whole!!!!!
>>58201310
>yams
Fuck
Off
Yank
>>58201505
poleaboo detected
>>58201508
Literally exactly what I was thinking. These people just want to play dress up really. Bit sad.
>>58201515
when I'm as old as you I hope I'm not as bitter.
>>58201526
>liking anything with Matthew MaconaDUDE
>>58201549
watched it twice in the cinema, chills paralyse your body when that soundtrack comes on
I think I loved the film maybe because I was enjoying life at that point, and wasn't depressed
>>58201366
kill yourself
>>58201561
sweet potatoes are good for you if you are skinny
>>58201499
God I hate Americans.
i'm a free born man of the usa
>>58201616
>if you are skinny
>American
WEW
>>58201619
no you don't. not really
>>58201553
It objectively does though.
>people who treat suicide in a flippant manner on /brit/
>>58201420
>that accent
>that backing track
>name is 'Gary'
That is why '''''we''''''re not unified
How you doing Acrossthechannellanders?
>>58201647
>1kb
i love this shit lel
>>58201619
I lieks dem : 3
>>58201600
He was alright as not-Ragnar Lothbrok in the film where AMERICAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! saves the world from Dragons. The one with Christian Bale in.
>>58201420
Seriously, is that the Medieval 2 soundtrack? Fucking cracking up here
>>58201662
i can go smaller
>>58201207
it's actually me and cheshire mostly
right fuck aokigahara its 4 hours by train/walking minimum
going to do a light hike instead
>>58201616
Yam is the yank name.
real nigga hours
who /up early/ here
>>58201659
Ist dein Name richtig? Bist du wirklich eine dreckige Jude?
>>58201420
This just goes to show that any movement like this needs to repackage and find a new identity. They need new icons, imagery etc. Clinging onto the past just makes you look like a cringy roleplayer and gets you instantly associated with something negative.
>hating on americans
because yeah I bet you've been to their country and various states so you really have a well constructed and thought out opinion.
>>58201647
Every day I curse the ground you walk upon, but, I find your unbridled arrogance kind of endearing.
Is this what it's like to be a teenage girl into the arsehole guy?
>>58201763
zur Hälfte Jude
Aber ganzer Preuße
>ywn march around on the streets with the lads and beat the fuck out of communists
why live
lads
why is it some days I'm low test
and some days I'm high test
can't I just be consistently test?
>>58201783
stop trying
>>hating on americans
>because yeah I bet you've been to their country and various states so you really have a well constructed and thought out opinion.
>>58201420
wtf hahaha. is this real
Josie's rents have returned. Mrs Josie has been given the all clear re potential heart issues, but must go to a quite doxable location on a quite doxable date for an endoscopy to determine the root of her stomach problems
>>58201703
i really want a floppy disk with as many tiny memes on it as possible kek
>>58201816
why does Josie post like this now
best museum in the uk and why?
>>58201815
yes i was basically entrigued if any fascist party still existed in britain and basically found that cringe tier shit theres a load of other vids on his channel too.
>>58201800
Wie interesssant! Aber hauptsache ist.. hast du einen großen Schwanz?
>>58201807
no fap is way forward
>>58201807
Obviously he isn't trying hard enough
>>58201860
Natürlich. Der ist aber nur für Mädels reserviert
lads...
>>58201783
stop brown nosing
>>58201886
ok she's fit.
>>58201878
>Anonymous
all me
>>58201860
fuck sake i was trying to read this as dutch for the last minute
>>58201783
i lived in america for 3 years and have been to numerous states and still banter the yanks fuck off
Do yanks really not have roundabouts lmao?
>>58201901
never respond to one of my posts ever again
I prefer Sophie, petite, long legs, pale skin, English accent.... hng
>>58201888
if he said i dont like americans posting here fair enough.
but to hate on them for no reason is childish.
>>58201878
arabier postet auch auf /deutsch/ oder? ihr seid scheiß autisten :D D:D
>>58201913
Uni?
>>58201836
No flags on mobile; nobody would pay attention if they didn't know who I was
>>58201878
i literally stopped posting for 2 months lately and I'm still that high?
sad.
>>58201949
Rarely agree with you m8 but here I do totally.
>FOY FOY FOY
>haha he's american better bully him as fast as possible
Only lefties/pakis and deluded autists who think Britain is still a superpower hate America
>>58201980
have you done sick on keyboard again or something
>>58201937
M8 yanks don't even know what this is.
fuck off tripfags
>>58201970
no i lived there in my childhood when dads job changed there for a bit
>>58201991
Nar just went to bed
You must just be catching me at bad times
>>58201945
So that yanks being attracted to people with an English accent thing applies to yank men too?
>>58201955
Eigentlich kaum, obwohl sich sein Name deutsch anhört
>>58201903
>Says the one from a city wearing David's star as its emblem
>>58201901
So you're a chubby chaser?
Victoria Wood was funny desu lads
>>58202003
probably because you're a fucking autist who never got to make friends with anyone there (assuming you're telling the truth). my parents have owned a holiday villa in florida for years and i love murrca
>>58201985
Yank expat, kill yourself.
can't stop smelling my fingers
>>58201981
I haven't been posting while writing my Bachelor's thesis earlier this year. So what?
Going to Mount Takao, want anything?
>>58202008
maybe
Yanks are alright to post here as long as you keep them in line and call them out for being overly yankish
if you want to interact with overly yankish yanks go almost anywhere else on the site or the internet
>>58202045
i was very well liked and popular there due to being british, never said i didnt like it i said i still banter the yanks now piss off
>>58202003
I remember you, you had that sister who switched accents overnight to fit in.
>>58202052
o lol didn't realise you were directly above me
gz famalam however.
Britain 2 - 0 Germany.
>>58202072
yep. sure you were. fucking sperg lel
i literally refuse to believe an actual gril posts here
>>58202082
no i dont have a sister
*pisses on your socks*
*evil laughter*
>>58202045
Kill yourself, you fat fucking autist.
>>58202105
>the autist is the person who travels to other countries and makes friends and has positive experiences
yeah ok
Did I ever tell you lads about the time I got an (unsigned) Valentine's Day card?
>>58202093
Not in /brit/ they don't. We repel attentionwhores due to lad and slagposting.
22mg flubromazepam now lads
>>58202092
not an argument
>>58202126
so much this.
women just fuck up every internet community
t. runescape player
Can't abide by white knighting little worms who jump to the aid of people when it's just a bit of banter in good fun
absolute melts
>>58202129
always find it funny that girls have nothing between their legs
>>58202154
sounds like a very specific annoyance
>>58202154
agreed x
>>58202022
na gut. aber warum bist du so schwul?
>>58202067
What's the line for being too Yankish?
Scotland is quite based tbqh. Shame about England though
absolutely hate it when you're walking up the steps and it's a bit wet and you've gotta be careful cos you might slip over
>>58202124
That's not me, you globule of shit. You need to kill yourself for being a faggot anti-bantering yank brown noser.
>>58202086
You might be a 190cm lanklet but I'll always subdue guys like you. So yes, I'm above you
>>58202202
>Scotland
>Based
Never seen a continental this detached from reality.
>>58202168
What? How do they pee?
>>58202229
But I've been there, man
>>58202240
out their bumholes
t. science expert
Absolutely hate it when the lads take the piss out of my choice of degree
>>58202195
Bin ich nicht. Nur wer gefickt wird ist schwul
>>58202223
congrats lol.
>>58202202
Of course a Swede thinks that.
>be me
>go to the shop
>bit wet
>gotta be careful
>might slip over
why even live
>>58202223
he also posts his height in cm, which proves he's not a real englishman
>>58202229
Scotland is beautiful, shame about the people.
How much better would life be if Great Britain was simply a single nation?
>>58202268
Throw caution to the wind
>>58202241
Try going there as an Englishman. They'll beat you up over there for that heinous crime.
>>58202198
Being American 2bh.
Nowadays being a white British male is a crime.
i cant sleep and i was curious. why do we have two houses - The house of commons and the house of lords?
>>58202268
this post
>>58202273
>Scotland is beautiful, shame about the people.
>How much better would life be if Great Britain was simply a single nation?
This.
The future of the British nation rests solely on the erosion of regional identity and an increased feeling in nation identity.
>>58202250
So that's why they sit down to pee.
And now we know!
>>58202273
agree fundamentally
>>58202304
Shut up
>>58202206
i've seen plenty of americans post perfectly on discussion posts only to receive the cringeworthy "banter". banter is friendly ribbing not "ahhah fuck you american cunt"
>>>/po/
Imagine if the only board on 4chan you posted on was the fucking origami board
Just happy I inhabited the same universe as Enoch Powell for a couple years of my life desu.
>>58202332
fuck off you brown nosing runt
>>58202353
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKE
want to love and be loved by a woman lads
>>58202270
190cm is 6 foot 2.6 inches
so literally can be both 6'2 or 6'3
>>58202332
I know it's you Amerifriend, you can take off your trip but you are as clear as day.
Mommy made banana bread lads
I'm gonna eat like a lil fatty tonight
>>58202337
/ck/ is great
>>58202384
am i supposed to know how tall you are when you say you're 190cm though? fuck off continental faggot
>>58202379
I would turn down treasure and power for this.
>>58202393
>1997
alri granddad haha
>>58202378
fuck off paki
>>58202419
yes?
>>58202270
You can't badmouth him for this
The metrical system is apllied all over the world and the standard for science
Only prehistoric 'societies' retain to the """"""""""imperial"""""""""" system
>sorry but you must pay forthat sequence of 0s and 1s
>that is my sequence of 0s and 1s
What's the name of that electric polka song?
Listen up wannabe normos, here are the top 5 dance moves for clubs
>1. Sipping your drink
>2. Trying to get out of someone's way
>3. Looking towards the bar
>4. Fixing your hair
>5. Checking your phone
>>58202400
>I'm gonna eat like a lil fatty tonight
That's redundant, we can see your flag.
>>58202337
gonna have to spend ages trying to find the highest power level board now
cheers
>>58202319
>TFW even the whole of Ireland agrees.
Finally we have found a solution.
>>58202424
i would've only been 7 at the time but hey fuck off you little faggot. i kind of enjoy being a little older than most people here tho. i can just sit back and smile at your standard youthful angst and nonsense
>b-but how do i talk to that gril?!
it's cute
>>58202471
And yet here you are, in our thread using our language. There's a good little cuck from his irrelevant shithole.
business idea: give normies autism; profit when we become the gods of our new world
>>58202483
You only have to ask if you want some, no need to be a smartass
Happy Birthday to a very special lady, the classiest woman ever. Truly peerless.
>>58202472
>>58202472
Was this?
how do you know if you're hitting bottom or just preparing for death
scars don't heal
>>58202537
That's not Vera Lynn
>>58202524
Normies will have normie autism and you will post on here complaing about normtismos
>>58202526
I don't know what it s but American media sure likes talking about it.
>>58202471
every firebomb dropped on germany only weighed 4lbs!
>>58202500
>getting this mad from 3 words
wew lad don't break a hip
>>58202571
dresden wasnt enough
>>58202471
standard for science doesn't have to be the standard for everyday use you absolute mongoloid
>on tinder
>she asks me what height I am
>"190cm"
>"that's like 5'9" right?"
>>58202571
I wonder if she was fuckable.
>>58202583
Just think, if we Dreden'd the entire landmass we wouldn't be facing the issues we have today.
Not eliminating every last one of them was a mistake.
>>58202596
>>58202571
what i wanna know is how didn't her hair burn? hair burns really easily how did she manage to get cooked to death but keep her hair?
>>58202596
She sure was hot stuff.
>>58202510
>>58202571
>>58202593
Wow. I didn't expect to provoke so many (you)s by this
Anyway, don't forget where your AngloSaxon roots are
>>58202500
Oooh touchy touchy
>>58202573
carry on posting your teenage shite for me to laugh at son
lads I am <-> THIS close to buying 20g of weed off the deep web to distribute offline
>>58202656
Denmark
Quick height guide for those of you who can't picture 190cm
>>58202656
>>58202656
>Anyway, don't forget where your AngloSaxon roots are
French/Welsh/Nordic influence.
>>58202676
less than an ounce? wow you're thinking of going big time aren't you jesus christ fucking kek
>>58202676
me in the doc maartens
am chronically lacking friends in my life
my best friend abandoned me the cunt
>>58202666
lad i said 3 words and you burst a blood vessel and went on an insecurity rant
>>58202639
Dresden wasn't real, it was made up to use as sympathy to ensure the Germans were untouchable in their rise to power.
I know a white girl from Rotherham who has a Muslim bf desu
>>58202477
good post
>>58202751
I know an American who is an ugly pustule of lard and shit and has the total IQ of a carrot as well as a non-functional mutilated micropenis, oh I didn't realise it was you.
>>58202688
Denmark, Scania and Lower Germany were once back then :^)
>>58202713
Keep telling yourself
>>58202711
>being proud of a war crime and still whining about muh Coventry
Oh please, ma dear
>Why yes, of course I'm proud of my country firebombing hundreds of thousands of innocent German civilians! We sure showed them krauts! Was all worth it as well! Nothing quite like losing the British Empire and becoming a minority in your own capital city!
>>58202805
How can you commit a crime against an animal?
>>58202656
a tiny, measly portion of modern day Netherlands?
>>58202833
thought it was denmark?
>>58202820
Hanz
>implying I'm going to respond to anyone who replies to more than 1 person at a time
Do you think I'm desperate?
>>58202805
The French really propelled us into the 10th century by giving us their best land and people and harrying our north.
>>58202805
Yeah that's because Beowulf and the other Danes once ruled over the smelly Germ-mans back then
>>58202820
How could they be innocent if they were the enemy?
*farts*
*blames it on you*
disassembling the built in wardrobe in my room tomorrow to explore growing weed underneath/behind it
would like advice
>>58202863
How would harrying the north contribute anything good to the nation as a whole you retard?
>>58202785
I don't have a penis. I am a woman.
>>58202855
>>58202868
Silly, silly goys.
>>58202883
start saving for your retirement as soon as possible
>>58202880
Go away yank, we found a new victim to harass.
What was the purpose of actually firebombing Dresden though?
>>58202823
Dresden had a lot of death camp inhabitants passing through to the inner-German KZs when the bombing terror occured.
So Jews are animals, you#re trying to say?
>>58202833
Holländers are just Germans with a drunkenly-seeming German accent
>>58202893
If you were a woman your town would be flooded due to you being surrounded by so many British men.
>>58202714
I assure you I have never brushed with the law but am willing to risk it for a few extra pounds in da bank
>>58202925
>Holländers are just Germans with a drunkenly-seeming German accent
ga weg, kankerleijer
>>58202922
Banter.
>>58202925
Germans are just French that speak differently desu
>>58202899
would hope to yield a kilo a week and sell it to local drug dealers for about €5,000 a month and then after accumulating enough money move to Switzerland and form my own private bank
>>58202925
Jews are animals, yes, just like Germans.
We were nobbing two birds with one cunny.
>Why yes I do roleplay as my country
>Why yes I do talk about events from before I was born as though I had any influence on them
lads anyone wanna buy some weed
sacre bleu!
>>58202863
Yes they did. Except they didn't really. It was the Vikings invading them who reinstalled rule over the land, before Wilhelm der Eroberer conquered it some 400 years later
>>58202865
Beowulf is a central German tale tho
>>58202969
Is your heritage meter already going out of scale, bro?
>>58202987
Don't tell the EU gestapo pls
me on the left
Business idea: Use the Necronomicon to resurrect Bomber Harris and flatten Belgium.
>>58203002
What's all this about William Eurobear?
>>58202981
hoep this post doesnt come back to bite you one day heisentadgh
>>58203028
Me on the bottom left.
>>58203011
>10 quid for a gram of weed
daylight robbery
>>58203052
Why so?
>heisentadgh
Wh-hat?
>>58203044
he was a peasant who single-handedly conquered England :^)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005191
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005191
http://www.strawpoll.me/10005191
just doing this one for my dad lads
>>58203002
Beowulf is Danish. There are no original German folktales, it was stolen
>>58203122
>he was a peasant who single-handedly conquered England :^)
Found a peasant who conquered Germany.
>>58203122
deine mutter hat meinen schwanz gelutscht
>>58203028
WHAT DID YOU SAY? I HAVE NO EARS
>>58203111
interesting concept
>>58203011
A kilo (about 35 ounces) here has about € 11,000 street value.
I'd like sell for about half that to the local main dealers.
If
>>58203144
Who is this Austrian Jew?
>>58203141
>>58203144
>>58203146
Shoo shoo. No need to be mad, family
probably the best 2bh
Choo choo
>>58203144
Know someone related to him lel.
poo poo
>>58203214
Yeah I chose Sloth. Best as in really the worst? There's no excuse for Sloth, since God said to till the land
>>58203228
>Know someone related to him lel.
You?
>>58203167
>35 ounces are worth 11,000 euro even at wholesale prices
wtf how? the most expensive you'll find an ounce here at street dealer level is 200 quid. 35*700 = 7000
Taken about 40mgs of benzos plus loads of alcohol. FFS hardly fucked at all.
>>58203081
Underrated post
>>58203261
Nah. Meant Hitler.
who /going to help them succeed/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orrfbF9oNt8
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