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My Fair Lady edition
cara
mass immigration now
lads
RIP spain
What's it like to have a girl cum all over your willy lads?
>>58199184
How the fuck do you do it? Every thread
>de gay
>>58199125
first for gift at the point of a bayonet
Jimin
Could really do with a hug from Jimin right now
>TFW you will never be Englishman
Why even continue to exist Johnny Foreigner?
DAILY REMINDER THAT VARYS IS A MERMAN
>>58199204
literally just came back from brushing my teeth and saw this
business idea: kill all the Spaniards and give Spain to white South Africans
>mass immigration now
>>58199229
script confirmed
>>58199202
same as if she pisses all over it
Going to do a mass immigration to pakistan and see how they like it
>of course i would exchange a tiny increase in GDP for an unsustainably large influx of immigrants, i'm not a racist
it's time lads
*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*
>>58199125
bad edition
>>58199242
then why did it take well over a minute
>Why yes, OF COURSE I am in favour of multiculturalism.
>Ahh yes, a green text strawman argument with a fedora image? Don't mind if I do!
Greatest performance of all time in any endeavour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRO51Qqt-I8
>>58199262
goat film
Someone suck my willy and cuddle me afterwards, thanks.
>>58199267
you have coded it to reply later if the thread is not linked in the old thread quickly
nah im chatting shit nvm
/brit/: come for the gimmicks, stay for the gimmicks
>>58199225
Why would a bald man go to a barber?
>>Ahh yes, a green text strawman argument with a fedora image? Don't mind if I do!
New American 20 dollar bill haha
doing a horrendous stomach churning depression for no apparent reason
ugh cant believe someone would mention NOT gassing all migrants on /brit/ of all places. This is supposed to be my safe space. They cant keep getting away with this
>>58199318
if i could do all that i wouldn't be a fucking neet but have a cozy job developing shareware somewhere
Daily Reminder
Why is England the best country in the union?
Why are the others so shit?
Don't even get me started on Southern Ireland, they don't pull their weight at all.
We're gonna lose lads. Our country is lost.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_S6KfpqnXQ
>>58199231
How about we kill all south Americans and give South America to all white South Africans?
pic is my german girlfriend
oi oi been takin some fookin bubble lads ahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--TZtvM-gQQ
>>58199352
me on the left
I still think that I'll be Prime Minister one day lads so don't worry about the state of the country, I'll sort it all out.
would be cool to go to like
a sexaholic anonymous group where they help sex addicts and like
try to bang some nympho chick
>we need to take in our fair share of refugees, it is our duty to atone for our colonial past!
>>58199322
You just came because you thought we were giving away free food.
Does anyone here take medication for social anxiety? How bad is your social anxiety?
>Ahhh, perfect, just what I wanted, a nominal increase in GDP that only benefits the bankers that I claim to hate so much and damages the working class I pretend to stand up for! Immigration is just great!
>>58199348
it wouldn't be that difficult would it? i don't think so desu
>tfw can listen to dank music all day at work
it's ebin
>>58199332
I can feel the last ounces of patriotism draining out of me
>>58199211
There is not a fast track for asylum seekers or refugees. Once they are in Germany, they have exactly the same route to citizenship that anyone else has. If someone who is accepted into Germany wants to become a German citizen there are several steps that they have to go through. Paperwork aside, you have to have met the following conditions:
>a valid Aufenthaltserlaubnis or Aufenthaltsberechtigung residency permit
>legally resident in Germany for at least 8 years
>a livelihood-guarantee of you and your dependants without recourse to social welfare or unemployment benefits (exceptions are made for people under of 23 years)
>adequate knowledge of the German language
>on oath on the German constitution
>you have to give up your former citizenship
drank too much orange juice and cant stop shitting
Rorke's been at it all night.
>>58199360
Who was that in the speech?
I am voting remain because I am Angela Merkel
>>58199404
I'd like to but the side effects of each drug are worrying.
>>58199390
I'm putting all my faith in one of us working at a top secret government lab and one day an accident gives them superpowers before going on to rule with an iron fist.
That should fix things.
>>58199462
>I am Angela Merkel
pics or gtfo
>>58199408
wouldnt have a clue 2bh
>>58199465
jus b urself lad :)
>Rorke's been at it all night.
>>58199390
what are your philosophies about how the country should run?
>Pfff, of course I'm going to respond to posts with the names of logical fallacies. How else would I construct a well formed and rational argument?
>>58199455
nucky thompson
>be graduate
>manager has "late list"
>anyone who misses stand up (faggoty morning team meeting thing) gets a mark on the list
>person who has most marks at the end of the month has to buy krispy kremes for everyone
>literally poorfag as fuck because of shitty grad salary and expensive flat
>lose 2 months in a row
>manage to get away not buying anything
>manager brings it up today in front of everyone
>spend £25 of the £40 I have left for the month on donuts
>literally asking mum for top ups after uni
Does the body absorb vitamin tablets lads?
>>58199427
Terrible. Broken britain why dont they treat us pensioners fairly
*Collects pension, buss pass and free TV license even though im a billionaire*
They aught to treat us better. I was on rationing you know
>white underpants
>>58199462
This woman has destroyed the EU. I'm guessing she is a Russian sleeper agent, she did grow up in East Berlin.
>>58199504
>students
>>58199517
I own a dozen pairs desu
No! Our country isn't lost.
Why are we still here? Just to watch Britain suffer? Every night, I can feel my country... And my culture... even my tradition... The seats I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our country!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVESt_27vnA
>>58199502
No it's Enoch Powell.
at the job centre lifes a laugh
they giz you free cash for your autograph
http://www.strawpoll.me/10004399
http://www.strawpoll.me/10004399
this one is a doozy
>of course i'd rather be ruled by brussels, we are too feeble to deal with our own affairs and couldn't survive on our own
>>58199543
fuck the shut up
moron fuck
>>58199496
Pakis out, state issued gfs, give soldiers footballers wages, glass Buenos Aires.
business plan: convince minorities to stop wasting their money on stupid shit like shoes and haircuts and get them to save money for a proper education
Very enjoyable echo chamber tonight
Got evicted from my flat, landlord gave me my two months notice 2 months ago. Tried to get my deposit back and he's trying to claim all of it.
What do?
Group chats getting rather hostile lads its no longer banter but actual bullying
>>58199581
rasheed
>fuck the shut up
>moron fuck
>>58199569
alri, very solid
you've got my vote
>>58199586
Don't pay the last 2 months rent
>>58199569
what about the bankers
>Why yes, I do in fact find it perfectly acceptable that our government made our people a minority in their own capital city. If I do say so myself I think anyone who thinks this is not okay is a bigoted racist!
EU Shilling is literally happening on /int/
>>58199621
give their bonuses to the junior doctors
>>58199528
It'd be the first time in history for a plot like that to actually work.
>>58199579
>not betting on the student loan bubble to burst
>>58199125
Audrey is the top qt in film history
>If I spend hours going on about immigration on /brit/ (an almost exclusively already anti-immigration general) then all our problems will be fixed!
>>58199621
Tax the bonuses to 90%
>>58199504
Wow what sort of shitty job is that
which political idealogy shall i pretend to believe in tonight lads?
Me in red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbhUeF7fPCU
i predict a riot desu
>>58199679
neoliberalism
Me in red
>>58199679
Jacobinism desu
![Bain_News_Service_-_The_Library_of_Congress_-_Kaiser_Wilhelm_(LOC)_(pd)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XOhdftl.jpg "Bain News Service - The Library of Congress - Kaiser Wilhelm (LOC) (pd)[1]")
>>58199689
>>58199679
Peronism
Charles don't you ever crave to appear on the front of the Daily Mail dressed in your mother's bridal veil?
>>58199653
It's crazy, but look at what has happened.
She has to be doing it intentionally, there is no way that you become the leader of a western country while being that fucking stupid.
>Of course I will oppose anti-immigration talk wherever I find it! Whether it be on /brit/ or anywhere else, my struggle against bigotry and hatred shall never cease.
>>58199667
they hired me to write node.js but ive been doing shitty front end work for ages
fanny, fanny, fanny, and pooooooo
>>58199679
memeunism
How many girls do you talk to at once on tinder?
Still not sure how to use the term left wing and right wing properly
my mate says if I want to address tumblristas I have to use the term (modern american) liberal
>playing against chess AI
>either plays as good as a 1800 player and beats me easily or spends several turns just moving pieces into the path of my knight then resigning
>>58199714
Tbf I've got a similar one about pic related, just because it gets a reaction
https://desustorage.org/_/search/filename/galareta11.jpg/
>>58199733
what was he even trying to do
>>58199783
>actually having the nads to say anything
font
>>58199586
I read somewhere that if your landlord evicts you, he has to give you back your deposit.
Dunno if thats the case though, can anyone confirm?
Too all the cunts saying that the Polish girl never thinks about him
She made multiple posts on her WALL (posts viewable by all of her 500+ friends) regarding him
>the psycho stalker is now in custody!
>8 likes
>>58199783
3 or 4.
>>58199796
girls are just people lol
(I have decided to just assume nothing, takes all the pressure off desu)
Do you think Dave actually likes football?
>>58199700
too boring
>>58199736
yeh ok
>>58199740
don't know what this is
would be good if i had more time to read about it beforehand
>>58199786
>my mate says if I want to address tumblristas I have to use the term (modern american) liberal
Progressive is a more accurate term for those types
>>58199744
>while being that fucking stupid
Has it occurred to you that the Germans want her to do what she's doing? They're so desperate to look like they aren't Nazis they'll do the craziest things.
Which mouth is it going into lads?
>>58199783
currently 1 and shes fat
Enoch was right
>>58199811
What else did you find? Would like a full update pls.
>>58199828
no. when he visited man city with the chinese fella, he had to be given notes on points to discuss, stuff as simple as "city started the season well didn't they" and "the manchester derby is next week"
>>58199845
front row, middle one, looking at the camera
>>58199786
Tumblr is better described as Progressive
Hitler was right.
>>58199840
I suggested it because its specific to Argentina
>all these niggers and pakis culturally appropriating bomber jackets
Na, not a fan.
>>58199783
see post from spain
i literally have over 650 matches because im fkn hot but I barely talk to anyone
>a few thousand white children raped by pakis is a price worth paying for a more tolerant society.
nice mammaries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUAkkHOHtFQ
>>58199824
good la
>>58199875
what is the relevance of that?
>>58199845
The oldest
>>58199865
Wonder if he knew who Sergio Aguero was. Bet he didn't.
>>58199844
No because she lost the recent election and then said it doesn't make a difference and she is still letting the invasion happen.
She is destroying her country and the people have already spoken that is not what they went, it is gong to cost her her career.
Her brain chip was switched on by Putin himself.
Oswald was right.
>>58199845
Are they Arabs?
>Leave the EU? Are you mad? It simply isn't possible to trade with foreign countries unless you allow the free movement of people!
>>58199793
https://desustorage.org/_/search/filename/polish%20cuisine.jpg/
Trump was right.
>>58199912
She's fleeing to South America when she retires, a time honoured German tradition
being british is about getting an indian curry
>>58199845
Are these Mexicans?
>The NHS was built on migrant workers.
>>58199873
well he certainly wasn't left hahaha
hohoho
Breivik was right
>>58199859
This is just a preliminary scan, still need to wait a month before making the bold moves
Downloading her photos first, that's the priority, she has 1000's up
>>58199929
This is true though, Free Trade encompasses both money and labour
>>58199925
nice facial hair genetics
>>58199925
Cutie :)
Hitler was right
>>58199901
Its a populist ideology that generally specific to Argentina so I thought it would be funny to watch a brit pretend to support it
>>58199884
What is this from m8? I hate pakis and am on your side.
>>58199946
>>58199921
Honestly I thought they were Italian or Spanish
Mexicans are darker than this.
>>58199930
wahey good lad
>>58199973
shame I only look good half the time
>>58199954
I was unironically redpilled by Breivik's manifesto.
tony blair did nothing wrong
>>58199982
oh ok yeh i guess it would be if it was done well
kev was right
>>58200002
Try the Unabomber's. Same shit pretty much.
>>58199998
Would date you if you only looked like that a quarter of the time 2bh.
debating telling my dad about the maid cafe
>>58200008
He was Catholic.
>>58199877
desu if you don't own a plain black bomber jacket you shouldn't even be in this country
>>58200039
did you get laid yet
at least get a prozzie before you leave
>>58200008
>scottish
>catholic
>labour
>mass migration
>Trade? Without the EU? Pah! Countries simply cannot buy and sell goods to one another without signing away our sovereignty and allowing complete freedom of movement for every single European citizen. I just don't see it happening!
>>58200008
Nice try anthony
>>58200008
Blair is the biggest traitor in modern history.
>desu if you don't own a plain black bomber jacket you shouldn't even be in this country
>>58200071
prozzies don't count, and iah not bothered
>When going through the British museum last summer, I had a "holy shit Britain snagged the goods wherever they went" moment.
>>58200076
I unironically agree with you completely.
Is my hatred of the Scots rational?
doing a cry
in 1958
>>58200122
What over?
>>58200118
>that pic
what the fuck lol
toplel
don't mind me just passing through, being the best plug in existence
>>58200144
niggers are fucking retarded
>>58200118
They whine about it but since a lot of those countries are Moslem most of those artefacts would of been long gone by now.
gf just sent me this
>>58200179
>its meant to stop electric shocks
>always see flash of light when disconnecting it
>>58200141
was on amazon and for some reason one of the items was a book i used to enjoy as a wee lad (pic related if you must know). got me thinking about the lost innocence of childhood and the generally sordid state of the world. then i started thinking about how i'll never have children of my own and that even if i did i'd just poison them with anger and bitterness like my own parents poisoned me.
just don't see the point in any of it.
Do black Yanks really think they're descended from Ancient Egyptians?
going bed good day
>>58200203
god you can see the adult woman in a girl no matter how young they are
why the FUCK did people ignore enoch powell
genuinely dont understand
>>58200225
unfortunately yes
>>58200216
had that book too
>>58200234
good morn
>>58200239
globalist agenda
>>58200239
Powell, greatest English hero.
Literally perfect for /Brit/ why do people ignore the man?
How many letters does the bent society at your uni have lads?
it's LGBT at mine, surprised they haven't got LGTBQ yet tbf
Wish I was horny right now
Me in the mirror
>>58200271
because he was a scumbag
>>58200216
*hugs*
>>58200282
whats the Q for
>>58200264
why would the working class brit ignore him though?
>>58200225
Yes, blacks see being smart as "white culture". And history is white people lies. So they must steal others history to make up for their own inadequacies.
>>58200282
we don't have one here, thank god
>>58200297
You should know you fucking queer.
>>58200282
LGBT+
>>58200293
t-thanks
>>58200282
LGBTQ*
there's like 50 something societies and none of them are worth joining
>>58200282
>Knowing this
Looks like we've got a poofter in the thread lads, backs against the wall hahaha
ENOCH. WAS. RIGHT.
>>58200317
is queer not covered by lesbian/gay
Dunno if there are any ISIS recruiters online right now
but I reckon Poleaboo would be the type of lad ready to join up
Just throwing that out there
>>58200317
Queer is a rude word they wouldn't use that
>>58200325
chill with the racism dude bro
EUNUCH WAZ RITE
>>58200282
was going to make a joke here by posting something like: 8 - ANIME SOC
but i couldn't really think of a gay society so nvm
maybe a kpop society if there was one
that would be on topic
>>58200340
Thanks for the heads up GCHQ
>>58200340
Can never tell if posts like these are made by poleaboo or not
>>58200282
LGBTQ+
>>58200291
rasheed
>>58200334
no, but queer covers homosexuality. Its basically there for "the rest" like the pansexuals and shit.
Might start a shirtlifters' society at uni for redpilled benders like me.
>>58200000
'ave the day off tomorrow lads, what should i do?
thoughts on nofap lads?
>>58200401
get really high
>>58200394
oh yeah
forgot it just means 'weird' doesn't it
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
havin a pizza
taking a risk + having a go
>>58200445
what kind of pizza
>>58200163
Kek.
>>58200424
can't really, besides not into it
>>58200419
kek was she making fun of him
Going down to get my breakfast
The selection here is huge, but the plate is quite small that they give, and only some dishes have extra plates to pick up
rather annoying desu
and there is only 2 different fruit drinks, neither apple juice ffs
just woke up lads
sleep schedule is fucked
>>58200463
well then just shitpost and watch tons of hardcore porn what do you want from me
>>58200486
>living somewhere that isn't 0
>>58200504
thanks for the suggestions, my man
>>58200490
Go out and buy breakfast you fucking pleb child.
>well hello there, why yes i am currently visiting japan alone because i'm a pathetic weaboo faggot
>>58200486
It's like the virus knows where the objectively bad countries are.
going to write to my mp lads
wew
Average London house price pre-Labour 1996 £94,000
Average London house price post-Labour 2010 £385,000.
How do those b*stards sleep at night.
business idea: annoy minor celebrities who will actually respond to your comments on twitter
>>58200578
enjoy your prison time
>>58200528
had a chuckle at this one
>>58200563
what bout
BLACKED
J@ No i swallow I love the head 33
dead at 1am? what's going on
>>58200596
I'm going to ask him why a supposed sovereign nation needs to borrow money from the private financial sector when history has clearly shown that a nation can embrace national credit and issue and control its own debt-free and interest-free money in order to provide the proper liquidity needed for a happy, industrious and prosperous nation.
>I'm going to ask him why a supposed sovereign nation needs to borrow money from the private financial sector when history has clearly shown that a nation can embrace national credit and issue and control its own debt-free and interest-free money in order to provide the proper liquidity needed for a happy, industrious and prosperous nation.
>>58200650
calm down biggun
>>58200646
This is a normie general now. sadly
>yanks
in tears lads
>>58200650
cheeky
>>58200650
Can you ask him whether Enoch was right I need to find out?
>>58200671
Ah yes I'm a hat for wanting change FUCK OFF
>>58200714
seems like a top lad
>>58200525
Why would I do that? This one has traditional nip stuff anyway
about to do a bacon egg and cheese
>>58200650
Yep I'm sure your letter will be read out in parliament and lead to a full blown economic revolution and you'll be hailed a hero. Fuck off you utter cringeworthy sperg
>>58200747
Not that I disagree with anything he's saying it's just funny.
just did a rapid fire series of yawnies, about 4 in total I think
may have to retire to bed
>tfw found video of Polish girl doing the ice bucket challenge
>it's the first time in over a year that I've heard her voice
>>58200646
What do you wanna talk about?
>>58200780
it might you dunno.
who dancingstageeuromix/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q6FPZcIJSE
>>58200780
I don't think that I just genuinely am intrigued what he might have to say about it and whether or not he will respond in the first palce.
>>58200842
Send him a BUF pin as well
Me irl
>>58200842
When I wrote my MP they responded the very next day
one of my hobbies is getting high and eating cake
im very good at it
>>58200785
Post a cap of it Poolers.
#NoGF2010s is still on track lads
>>58200872
Maybe I will
what's a word that if you said in public people would look at you in disgust?
where is polaeboo on this fine evening?
ORDER ORDER
And now we will hear from the right honourable gentleman from Canterbury
>>58200931
Nigger
>>58200904
The video isn't interesting, it's hearing her voice, it's what I found so alluring about her originally
Quite a thick Scottish accent here but I remember it being a bit more confusing before, slight Polish blend
>>58200931
cunt
>>58200931
bugger
Voted for UKIP and shall be voting to remain in the EU
why do some flags get a little yellow and red line under them lads
>>58200967
Why
>>58200963
I wasn't talking about America, you silly goose
>>58200931
faggot
kike
coon
ching chong
>>58201001
>cunt is ok in UK
what absolute twaddle
eh, cool
video of her at the amusement park/arcade that I worked at
>>58200932
Nice try detective
Not going to explicitly link myself with any incriminating posts
>>58200930
If he's tory get a autographed Thatcher picture.
Reaching high toxicity dosage now lads. Not good I'm mixing it with alcoholic
>>58200775
in the usa we call that a "breakfast sandwich"
Each day an old person dies and a young person is eligible to vote
>>58201042
>I
>Myself
Think your gimmick is coming to an end
>>58200998
grammar mistakes
>The LGBT+ Lounge is your very own safe space -an area of the Students' Union where we hope you will feel comfortable to express yourself and your sexuality/gender identity. It's open whenever the Union is, and you can come in whenever you want to relax, have a chat, and drink some free tea and coffee.
ahh yes very impressive
also I don't get fucking free tea and coffee
![0_a0f38_27e9ff9_XXXL[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iVEyhpW.jpg "0 a0f38 27e9ff9 XXXL[2]")
