Statistic edition
mass immigration NOW
>>58203272
ahh, yes
me giving a speech edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfG98XYAwxw
Am i the only person in /brit/ with an extensive criminal record?
>>58203304
What happens when you control for income
has 190 gone to bed yet
alri
>>58203327
>getting caught
fucking casuals
RARE NELSONS
Thoughts?
>>58203327
Abu-Jamal, you have to go back
>>58203352
Nah, not a fan
>>58203330
control? like control group? im retarded and i havent had stats in a year so you wanna remind me what that is?
josie hearn
>>58203353
>>58203336
>possession of cannabis (x3)
>possession of cannabis with intent to supply
>possession of cocaine
>possession of ketamine with intent to supply
>driving with no insurance
>driving with no license
>taking a motor vehicle without the consent of the owner
>obstructing an officer
Literally been convicted of every single one of these offences. I'm a white Brit too
>>58203352
dun have noone
>>58203408
heallo
>>58203407
white nigger
>>58203401
is this who josie is or pretends to be? one of my many theories
>>58203353
Opinions on Admiral Horatio Nelson, Germanon?
>>58203393
You compare the IQ of a race based on income groups
So it would be like taking a stratified sample of the races and their IQs within an income bracket.
For example: You compare the IQ of blacks, asians, and whites within the 50-80K/year income bracket only.
>>58203408
Yes, we can see your flag.
>>58203407
musta been a fun night desu
business idea: imbue pork with low levels of deadly virus to build immunity in non-muslims then release superbug onto the world
>>58203407
Wow you're solid
real wasteman hours
Maisie is gross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnQZFoNsJ68&feature=youtu.be
Are all of these legal in the UK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnGPgCVJUsI
>>58203434
essexs gf
>>58203478
Yes, why?
>>58203481
doubt the differences have changed much, but that chart is outdated. 2400 is the max sat score now
>>58203508
dunno they aren't in some countries
>>58203407
I'm a Berliner. None of these are even considered a felony by the police. They'll leave you with a strict, intimidating glance and that's it
>>58203443
Pretty based 2bh. As well as Lord Filet Wellington
>>58203478
Normal streetwear
>>58203528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neIBCTG22HE
>>58203407
Ahh what a cool guy!
>>58203504
waifu or irl
>>58203544
You can steal a car and drive it without a driving licence in berlin and the police will "leave you with a strict, intimidating glance"?
sounds like a shithole
>>58203561
whats the difference?
>>58203544
Blucher is pretty cool too. Thanks for making Waterloo not an Alamo.
>>58203561
>>58203482
that was pretty dumb and not funny
>>58203554
I'd like to see these kinds of statistics stratified within Asian ethnicities (Korean, Japanese, Indian, Iranian, etc.)
>>58203590
goddamn normies
>>58203577
berlin IS a fucking a shithole. go there, you'll be amazed that this hive of fucking "alternative" people is a real european capital
>>58203592
lmao butt blasted haha
>>58203532
You think they should be banned here?
Not sure if I agree, desu. Not really into the government banning things simply because some people don't like it.
>>58203592
Don't talk to me or Masson ever again.
ex's sanitary towels are still in my draw.
We split up 4 months ago
>>58203646
What about getting punched in the face
that got banned because people don't like it
>>58203590
i just don't believe theres a couple that shitpost on here together
>>58203577
As long as you're non-white: yes
If you're white: prepare for 2-3 years without probation
>>58203584
that's perfectly right. Von Steuben was also based, although against your cause
Nevertheless Frederick the Great was Continental Europe's GOAT warlord without any doubt
>>58203685
why did she leave you lad
>>58203691
here's the lore
that girl is essexs gf (claimed)
not are josie
>>58203688
Depends, you can do shit like that in an act of self defence.
>>58203646
Private companies should be allowed to create policies against them within thier establishments without legal repercussions imo, for staff at very least.
>>58203713
what about getting my cock and bollocks out in public that's banned
important news lads
just changed a controller i had been working on so it now works by iterating over a much smaller collection of data
went from scanning 12,000 items to 50
>>58203272
This is why I'm not sure I want to have kids. I don't want them to inherit the destruction of Western Civilisation.
>>58203708
informatve thanks
>>58203714
banana peel on an incline
>>58203707
Literally no idea to this day, we still got on fine I even stayed over the night she said she wanted to split up, think we just got bored of eachother.
>>58203739
well it might be i suppose
>>58203751
not an argument
>>58203728
No one wants to see your cock and bollocks.
We don't want to see Muzzie women's faces either.
>>58203702
German empire in europe.
We've killed this meme a few times, whoops.
>93% of the great barrier reef hit by coral bleaching, survey shows
>>58203771
So you think it's fine for the government to infringe on my right to be naked
me on the left
>>58203813
No.
>>58203814
>expensive keyboard
Hyrrhufvhhvhgdgrdctggjihfthugghhghjjn hhgfdssfghhhgfgttdggbhhhgdfuiuyhgfghjhg bhhffvhfsdfdgfyioojyukhkougfrscdhhgjijhgyghgjjkoojgfbnjhfvb nkloufthhcffweddtghghhhjhhggggdddeewwwwwwwwwwerthgbbcvjjhytdhhxhcyssfehjgzfgyfeghgghjghggopppplgfffffdssfggvggghh
Need a good asmr to watch in bed
>>58203883
what genre
>>58203903
Gay
lads how long do the eggheads figure we will be able to start colonizing planets?
>>58203801
You never managed to end any efforts regarding it. It was always by he support by the 13 colonies or other 'allies'
Foreign accents for Women in terms of hotness:
British
Aussie
Irish
Russian
German
>>58203883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfo1QUGfWZE
>>58203903
Anything ear to ear
No blokes
>>58203903
Anime
>>58203759
sorry wasn't being sarc xx
>>58203927
cuck
>>58203927
>British
>foreign
>>58203923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_withdrawal_from_the_European_Union
German empire rip.
>>58203918
Not in our lifetime.
>>58203939
no i mean josie might really be that girl there is no evidence either way
>ywn go the inn to pull wenches with your serf buddies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
reccommend me a TED talk (not TED x shit) that I can feel very smug after watching
How do I succeed if I have no goals?
I didn't ask to be here and I don't want to be here.
*sighs audibly towards you*
Search for something meaningful then set goals or you will end up a neurotic mess.
Lads, what's the appeal of UFC?
It doesn't have the grace or technique as something like boxing. It's just angry elbow smashing choke holds and kicking the shit out of people when they're down
>>58203977
>>58203965
fuck sake
im literally the only poster who manages to do this
>>58203950
We'll see.
What if the anti-EU ballots suddenly fall into the sea? Will your Armada of ships of the line retrieve them ? :^)
>>58203967
*gives you v's*
>>58203965
>How do I succeed if I have no goals?
You don't. You've already lost. Welcome to the club.
>>58203993
What does that mean?
>>58203918
The 1950s. We would be colonising the system this very second if it wasn't for the nuclear test ban treaty.
>>58203978
Hate sports that don't have a set length
like a fight could be over in seconds
>>58203992
DESU not a German empire but rather an ottoman one.
>>58203956
ohh i getcha
>>58203927
God I hope this is true, I just want a gf.
>>58204025
a-anon...
>>58204026
brit dick number one
>>58204026
Us Yanks, of either sex view the British as proper and refined.
The accent just melts most of us.
>>58204038
PLEASE DO NOT
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT
I AM NOT AMERICAN
>>58204034
hello
>>58204026
>1 British
>7 Scottish
?????
>>58204002
Give over.
Love is a basic human need tbqh, anyone who says they don't care about it is a liar
is the NHS actually a good system, what about france and canadian and the like is theirs all the same or a bit different
>>58204017
I'll just wait for the Polish to bail us out
They already got more Leopard 2 than we do
Although I reject their Catholiscism, they are the saviours of the European race
Anyone who disagrees is a filthy brownskin
>>58204049
Ello luv, wanna give me old Jim Thomas a bi 'o the old in n out?
you are loved, and will find love anon
>>58204091
not that you shouldn't care, just, you should never make women or a woman the main focus of your life, only ever an addition to it.
"need a gf" is just lame.
>>58204068
british accent = posh english accent/RP
>>58204091
pic related
>>58204091
>what is schizoid personality disorder
>>58204002
nuclear propulsion is a real thing though, just not with that design. we can actually use fission combined with a fuel(helium or something idk) to create an engine that shits out plasma at ridiculous speeds
>went on holiday to america 3 times
>was too young to fully appreciate it
>>58204124
How does Corbyn even have a career in the first place? Do people actually support him?
done 4 words of my dissertation and its due in on friday
>>58204071
Project Orion used technology we had at the time and understood very well. It didn't use any science fiction FTL drive, just good old nuclear detonations for propulsion.
The nuclear test ban treaty essentially banned the project and with it the human ability to explore the system as we had to rely on shitty chemical rockets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_%28nuclear_propulsion%29
>>58204171
Good lad
>>58204159
Appreciate what?
>>58204169
He's obviously an MP well regarded in his own constituency
>>58204068
Americans lad
>Why yes I did go to Japan only to shitpost from the hotel room
>>58204169
Yeah loads of people do
New labour are just red tories and if you're gonna vote for tories you may as well vote for the conservatives
Why yes, God is British, very upper class.
>>58204181
done 15 words now
>>58204117
I'm not into science fiction 2bh.
>>58204206
Are scots worthy of being brits really?
>>58204187
the holidays to america
>>58204196
His policies and opinions are so ridiculously extreme though, it just baffles me that he's leading the party especially in the current political climate.
>>58204187
Pulling yank slags.
>>58204176
Yes, and apparently would have taken just six months to get to Mars. But you're discounting all the other factors involved in making such a trip possible
alri lads just moved to britain to fight for the cause
>>58204255
You went on holiday to America?
>>58204248
Most Americans think Braveheart and Shaun Connery. Brutes, just like the accent makes them seem.
When we think British we think Bond villan.
So that yank into English accented girls, do you ever listen to ASMR and get turned onto the voices by the English girls?
>>58204259
Extreme how?
>>58204235
>>58204272
yeah in greggs
>mfw making popcorn in 6 am and watching the revenant 10gb rip
neet life can be sweet in between all the self hate and depression
>The Eastern Roman Empire, or the "byzantine empire" as the barbarians call it, is not Rome
>>58204288
I do with German accents in asmr t b h
R E N A
E
N
A
>>58204314
是否有可能,甚至可能甚至TOUCH斑宇智波一个字符?更不用说击败他。而且我不是在谈论江户转生宇智波斑。我不是在谈论Gedou林纳转生宇智波斑两种。该死的,我还没有谈论Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou林纳转生宇智波斑与永恒Mangekyou Sharingan和Rinnegan doujutsus(与rikudou能力和能够既天照大神和月读genjutsu的),配有他的军配,完美Susano'o的juubi和Gedou马祖,与Hashirama千手的DNA向他灌输的控制,使他有mokuton kekkei玄界,并可以执行滋阴壮阳释放的忍术,同时在日本剑术和taijutsu的专家。
>>58204176
Yeah. But nuclear explosion devices have been ruled out in space by USofAmericans nd Russians and thus for all of humanity
>>58204287
Don't take your history from Braveheart, my good man.
Also, to us the Scots are the bond villains.
>>58204312
Screen capped for reddit
>>58204288
No, but I should.
Have any recommendations? Preferably a posh bird that pronounces cock like "quock"
>work in a shop that sells loads of "gadgets"
>people assume I know about them
>spend half my day chatting shit to old people and them believing me
>>58204269
No other factors are relevant. the technology exists and it's only pussies and leftists who stand in the way.
In fact we have radiation shields that project a bloom around the ship now, something that would only be science fiction when the project was first imagined.
>>58204323
what
mum angrily asserted her intent to vote leave over dinner with the reason that basically revolved around "immigrants" and the death of "british culture". didn't have the heart to explain that the blacks and pakis who infest us have almost nothing to do with the EU but just smiled and nodded. why do politically ignorant people make this absurd connection?
>>58204354
bait
>>58204348
>and leftists who stand in the way.
>>58204271
Welcome home yank.
>>58204026
Pure chuffed lads, now where's my qt?
>>58204287
Do you yanks really use Britain. England and United kingdom interchangeably?
>>58204368
You'll have to wait for the Englishmen to use them all up first.
Going on holiday to london
I think I'd be a good spy, lads. I enjoy lying to be people and really don't think I'd have any problem murdering someone
Should old films be remastered to include more people of colour?
>>58204385
yeah, but tbf, that where most of you live
>>58204271
Not sure if this is bait, but I'll bite.
I live in (upstate) New York, and my district hasn't had a single new mosque open in the last 10 years. Within the three counties surrounding me, there are a total of 4 small mosques. If anyone has been "infiltrating" our communities, it's been Hindu Indians and Asians (most of whom aren't religious at all).
>>58204354
The death of British culture has really nothing to do with blacks and pakis.
>>58204385
Why not?
It's all the same desu
>>58204366
>Muh nuclear weapons hurting the environment
>Muh nuclear radiationmajig gonna rape muh children
>Not hippies aka lefties crying about this nonsense
>Implying if Hitler had this technology we wouldn't be Star Trek right now
>>58204385
When yanks say Britain, England or the united kingdom they mean london
>>58204416
What county?
>>58204418
It's Ireland's fault.
>>58204237
Keep going
>>58204385
Most are geographically and politically challenged so yes.
I mean I know England is not Wales or Scotland but together it's the UK. Isn't Britain and England interchangeable tho?
>>58204311
>Americans play land of hope and glory when they graduate from school
There has to be some irony in yanks playing a British patriotic song
>>58204437
>Most are geographically challenged
>Isn't Britain and England interchangeable tho?
>>58204343
Sorry lad, I can't stand listening to British girls doing ASMR I only know of theUKasmr but I can't remember what accent she has.
Good luck with the wank.
>>58204429
im not sure most yanks picture england 50% paki
>>58204426
>muh leftists are to blame for anything i see wrong and dislike
You're a different side of the same coin.
>>58204368
The down side is that you need to actually go to yankland to redeem it. Always read the small print.
still no bf
>>58204434
Probably 'murica's
wahey
>>58204478
Boring. Genuinely might neck meself if we stay.
>>58204437
>>58204455
Explain then pls
>>58204478
we're going to stay in aren't we?
we need a strong leader like Gary Raikes.
>>58204463
Not really chuck, It's not the right causing this sort of cancer.
prefer MCAT to coke 2bh
Honestly though now lads, literally every major city in England now has certain areas where shop signs have Sandniggerish written on them and half the people in the street are brown. Even some Tescos now have "halal" sections on the meat aisle. Our country is fucked
>>58204509
>the british islands
is this a thing
>>58204509
What is called "ireland" on here is normally called the "island of ireland"
"the republic of ireland" is actually officially called "ireland"
>>58204472
Are you a sexy rooting tooting cowgirl?
>>58204528
prefer fanta myself
>>58204527
Yes, really. It's a sad blame game from both sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLaBFIU6c0Y
>>58204527
>move all non-whites off earth
I like it
>>58204478
Why does this poll have an 11% difference to the other polls that get posted here? This is why I don't like polls, they are too unreliable.
>>58204529
every major city in the western world*
>>58204575
Different methods used to collect the data
/brit/ is so slow at 4:00am. amuse me, you few sad cunts that remain
>>58204536
It's the Irish way to pretend the British Isles do not exist.
>>58204529
>some tescos
>>58204509
Yeah fuck all that shit. You're all British.
>>58204570
Except one side is massively more fucked up than the other. We all know how much of a cancer the left is with their SJW nonsense. What does the right do to hinder space travel? Slap advertisements to the side of the rocket?
>>58204575
there are numerous companies producing polls and all have different numbers
>>58204560
>>58204511
England = The Three Lions
Britain aka Great Britain = Team GB circa London 2012
>>58204607
>Ireland
Interesting.
*fscks /dev/sda1*
Tomorrow's front page
>>58204577
Then I couldn't care less. Away from me wench.
>>58204572
there's an entire TV show on syfy about this
whites colonize alien planets while the mooooooooslimz are stuck on a dying earth
>>58204610
>Except one side is massively more fucked up than the other.
You would say that. And they'd say the same about your side.
going to do a teeth brushing
>>58204586
the blue whale is the largest animal that has ever existed on earth but its diet consists of organisms that measure less than 2 centimeters in size
>>58204607
>>58204643
i stay up at night worrying about hedge fund managers fees
>>58204644
please, all I want is a british hunk bf to fuck me everynight and love me
boss told me to come early for some coworker, told him to fuck off
going to kill myself lads, actually serious. goodbye. you lads kept me going.
>>58204642
Install gentoo
48 hours without a wank and i'm absolutely aching to shag a woman lads
>>58204692
*fscks (you)*
>>58204676
THE SUN NEVER SETS.
>>58204689
How are you going to do it?
>>58204689
At least go take out Merkel before ya go.
>>58204689
Praying for you :3
>>58204689
remember falklands lad and be happy
>>58204689
tell us why at least
>>58203272
>>58204655
Except there is a mountain of evidence to support my claim and nothing to support theirs.
Are you shitposting now? You're triggering me you fucking white CIS male transphobic shitlord! That's fart rape!
I'll take hindoodoos over islamikeks anyvday. At least they keep their million gods to themselves
>>58204698
I fucked a tranny 36 hours ago. shit was so cash. I mean.. I felt disgusted with myself afterwards but I came so hard at the time.
>>58204733
>Except there is a mountain of evidence to support my claim and nothing to support theirs.
Go to bed, Milo, you kike fag.
>>58204682
Take up rodeo and then we'll talk.
>>58204676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eRxPDLYM9Q
Would it be weird if I went to Disneyland on my own
>>58204742
They rape just about as much, if not more.
>>58204689
please stay here with us
>>58204722
I don't have to worry about that, my son looks just like me, with a bit of a tan.
