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British Fascisti Edition
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
karen
janny
>>58205839
I want permission to cum aboard that seaman worthy vessel
>>58205708
The threads do police themselves and always have done. New threads are usually only made at the end of an old thread, which is bump limit.
just did a shower
>>58205794
they're free but you have to look after them.
>>58206044
Do they come with benis?
>>58206079
That's an optional extra
Where do I find Jew soap?
>>58206140
kosher aisle
>>58206150
Ahh yes, thank you.
*buys 6,000,000*
Guess what lads I've decided to finally get my shit together haha , so long losers
Did the Aussie break up with his gf?
Do you like Ian Smith lads
>>58206168
*receives dividends from my shareholding of soap manufacturers*
ah yes
>>58206242
good bowler desu
>watching plastic surgery documentary
>yanks pray to God before the surgery
Laying down by the fire, reading a bit o' the Bard. Ah! What a pleasant evening
>>58206256
> Ian botham
come on lad ;)
>>58206242
yea
ideal leader
stuck with it and his people until the very end
>>58206291
Representing him and the Rhodesian government in a simulation at uni on Friday, looking forward to it desu; disagree with him but it's good looking at the other side's view.
Zimbabwe-Rhodesia would've been ideal desu
>>58206242
Yeah I like The Smiths
>>58206328
>Zimbabwe-Rhodesia would've been ideal desu
naw
there was no compromise possible for the long term
even South Africa is seeing this
the only solution is separation and strong regional control
else one population or the other is forced to move out/die
>>58206173
godspeed
>>58206386
The concept of a separated, white-controlled Rhodesia was doomed once Portugal admitted defeat in Angola and Mozambique; even if it had managed to limp on, the end of Apartheid in South Africa would've been the end of it.
Black majority rule was inevitable; but a more transitional government based on white-black co-operation would've been better for the country in the long run. Unfortunately no one recognised Zimbabwe-Rhodesia.
ay, seen the fat man. london type. queer sort. think his name's french or something.
>>58206468
>white-black co-operation would've been better for the country in the long run.
it would have ended in white genocide in the long run
that resentment will never go away, the Rhodesian's fleeing meant their survival
my teeth are sharp
went to walmart today
i dont like walmart
>>58206521
Walmart for poor people and niggers.
>>58206521
>work at walmart
>>58206291
Are you kidding me?
>>58206508
The anti-white rhetoric happened because an extremist like Mugabe wormed his way into power.
If Zimbabwe-Rhodesia had been internationally recognised Mugabe and Nkomo would've continued to be treated like Terrorists and eventually defeated in the Bush war; the wholly anti-white sentiments of the Mugabe government only came about once he had unassailable control over the country.
You stop that and you get a stable, prosperous country with whites and blacks working together.
Think back to 2006. doesnt seem so far away.
Imagine that time gone by, and then add 4 years. the 1990s will be 40 years ago and you'll be 40ish or 50ish years old
'ello
>>58206521
>anything but Target
Real question here is "the West" worth saving?
What's the end game with this diversity multicultural shit?
>>58206574
anti-white sentiment doesn't go away
it can always be dug up again like in America
>Louis Theroux looking absolutely terrified as fuck getting liposuction yet still continuing on asking questions and being the documentarian
what a leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRvafKSJ1ls
incredible speech
>>58206746
wish he'd make more like those ones.
Oops
>>58206763
>>58206697
Because the nationalism meme has been tried to death, literally
>>58206921
>implying nationalism is the only solution
>>58206697
Leftists don't have an end game, they just keep the ride going until they self destruct
nice sunny day out lads
Just had a few drinks with a m8 lads
Beautiful night here
anime and jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0XkGsdxDAg
just did a yummy cum
I want to die
>>58207030
Fuck off zhek
>>58207030
normies out
>>58207039
anime out
>>58207057
Danelaw out
>>58206697
>What's the end game with this diversity multicultural shit?
Financial profit.
gf just imprinted this into my mind from her third eye
>>58207077
danelaw in
revenant was pretty good. liked biredman better though
wew las ever since i started eating clean everything is so delicious and bursting with flavour
would recommend
>>58207078
wops out
It's cold here, what's summer in Britain like
>>58207198
>eating clean
what do you mean by this?
like a good diet?
>>58207221
>wops
FOY
>>58207057
danelaw benders out
>>58207071
Go hug more Japs lad
is Louis Theroux like the David Attenborough of studying Americans?
business idea: eat my cereal
>>58207231
yes it took me a while to get used to it but now i eat plenty of fruit, veg, chicken and nuts and shit
started liftan too
>>58207264
Finally admitting it's you
Good
>got 4 (four) boxes of yummy cereal
>cant open any because the rice krispies have to be finished
>tfw seeing louis thorax when he comes to speak here
:D
>>58207308
good lad
>>58207327
UM MR THORAX??
>>58207308
I've been lifting for a while and try to eat clean but its difficult considering I don't do the food shopping most of the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5EcyUaZQrU
>you will never be a super high roller getting a complementary 500 square foot suite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03QSlEGLec
>>58207402
The guy pays for it and then-some though. Blows massive amounts of cash.
>When he's literally just throwing 100 dollar bills into the video slot machine.
>>58207475
i dont get it
>>58207373
i usually just buy whatever i can frozen and get the fresh stuff on the way home from work, i find the diet easier than lifting desu, just need to turn it into a habit
>>58207402
guy that keeps losing is such a coke fiend
>>58207493
>The guy pays for it and then-some though. Blows massive amounts of cash.
>>When he's literally just throwing 100 dollar bills into the video slot machine.
desu I love Casinos
the epitome of beauty in Capitalism
they are perfection
I wish I could own one and turn it into my own fantasy world
>>58207502
lifting is fucking awful i dunno how guys keep doing it unless they're on steroids or something
>>58207565
>lifting is fucking awful
you have to get in the habit
it feels good though once you do
I got broads in Atlanta
bum is smelly
need a shower
>>58207548
I've got nothing against them and yeah owning one would be amazing. As long as people realise they're being fleeced it's all good.
>>58207595
i bet its even better once you start seeing the results
SWIM is browsing drugs forum
>>58207607
if they get screwed they deserve it
that's the beauty of the entire establishment
its the power of the material personified.
>>58207632
desu I think its sort of dual edged
like I'm happy with how I look now but sometimes I feel I could look better and be stronger
usually I can do away with that vanity though since its unhealthy.
>>58207673
SWIM hopes SWIY doesn't get annoyed by SWIMposting
feeling devious today lads
does sershlad still come here?
because he really needs to SUCK IT
BLEACHED
L
E
A
C
H
E
D
>>58207704
my pet tortoise is quite partial to a bit of SWIM posting with copious amounts of ket.
being myself haha
>>58207733
he left, and not a trace of him remains
no legacy. no sersh posting. nothing
>>58207733
He's too good for us now.
>>58207733
sersh ate him
>>58207805
>>58207807
sad desu, don't know if either of you remember but i used to tell him to suck it every so often, was a slight counter gimmick. i imagined sershlad to be a cute lad desu
>So here’s the thing about democracy: it sometimes yields uncomfortable and inconvenient results. It’s something that all of us who have a strong opinion about whether or not Britain should stay in the European Union come the end of June are having to grapple with. What do we do if the vote goes the wrong way? There’s no court of appeal, no way of fiddling, or reversing, the outcome. The people have spoken, and we have to abide by what they’ve said.
>I’ve always thought referenda of this sort were overrated. Why should we be given a choice on single issues? We elect our government every five years, and we should then trust them to make the right decisions on our behalf. If we don’t like what they do, we can vote them out. That’s how democracy works.
>Which brings us back to the bigger picture. This Conservative Government was elected only last year, and we knew that they were broadly in support of our continued membership of the EU. I know they had to offer a referendum for narrow tactical reasons, and now they are faced with the real prospect of the people of Britain going against them. In my view, a vote to leave would make us pretty much a laughing stock in serious circles. In that case, I think David Cameron should follow Nerc’s example and steadfastly refuse to accept the will of the people.
el peruANO
>>58207891
>If we don’t like what they do, we can vote them out. That’s how democracy works.
Labour is exactly the same as the conservatives though
scouse benders out
Farted and its absolutely fucking rancid
>Parents have been left furious after receiving a letter instructing them to help their four-year-olds choose a gender before they start primary school.
>Brighton and Hove City Council sent a letter to hundreds of families telling them which school their child would attend in September but asked them to respond with which gender their child preferred.
>>58208008
>he doesn't like his own personal blend
>>58207977
alri calm down calm down
>>58208024
wew lads
>>58208024
Theres a point when it goes too far, its making me cough
scouse benders come back
>>58208045
What a bloody racist
>>58208015
why does this shit happen when the actual trans community is miniscule in terms of population numbers?
>>58208053
they don't even have tazers or pepper spray?
>>58208053
>Criminal successfully captured with no loss of life
What's the issue?
>>58208105
cuck
>microsoft word has stopped responding
>>58208104
he gets tazered at the end. more and more police carry them these days but not everybody (they have to go through special training.)
>>58208105
It was pretty dicey for a minute there.
>>58208105
he could have quite easily stabbed the attendant and probably the two officers in the store before being tased.
>>58208080
to appease Liberals who make up a sizable minority
actual trannies are irrelevant, they are just useful tools for power.
>>58208147
delete this
>>58208157
no
>>58208080
social engineering
by bringing these questions to bear on young minds they can poison them and inevitably manipulate them in the future, as opposed to giving them a strong foundation and allowing them to decide latter.
>close word and reopen
>auto-backed up at 6:51
normies btfo yet again
>>58208070
>7830x8000
kek
Daily reminder that leftists are actively trying to DESTROY western values.
When you ask yourself "Why are they doing that", it's because they are trying to subvert and destroy normal western values.
They don't actually care about the homosexual, Muslim or trans agenda but they are all useful tools for the destruction of the west.
>>58208278
Lets say it does happen, what would happen next? Would it be paradise for them or would they find something else to moan about? Or would there just be a worldwide islamic war before it happens
>>58208337
Their plan is to destroy all western culture and then out of the ashes build their communist state.
Culture doesn't fit in well with communist ideology, that's why all previous communist countries have actively tried to destroy culture. Once the culture is destroyed and people don't have an strong foundations anymore, in comes the communist re-education.
>>58208234
u shitcunt
>>58208278
>Daily reminder that leftists are actively trying to DESTROY western values.
western values are already "destroyed" in society
they live in individuals
break from the comfort of the heard and create the Overman within yourself
My gf
>>58208412
That's mine la
>i use microsoft word
>>58208328
>I support trannies, faggots, foreign shitskins and every other minority because I am a valuable member of the human race
who /new british union/ here
do you yuse intel's word processor?
>>58208452
>I live in Israel
>>58208452
what's it like being a non-goy?
>i live in england
You cheeky cunts better celebrate today i sware on me mum
God save the Queen
>>58208532
>those ears
You trying to draw Gary Lineker senpai?
>>58208555
I drew that a year ago senpai
So what happens on the Queens birthday
The gf and I (I behind the camera)
KAY
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
she's 90 lads
Happy birthday your maj
>Getting no response to my CV for any jobs
>Change my degree from Art History to Statistics yesterday
>Get 2 invitations to an interview overnight
God recruiters are so fucking shallow. I changed nothing else.
K-POP
>>58208645
>do a mickey mouse degree
>oh why aren't people interested?
You may as well sniffed £27ks worth of coke m8
>>58208645
is this an ebin shitpost that i wouldn't know about as i haven't been here for so long?
>Microsoft Word? Pah, a true engineer such as I prefers to showcase his work using LaTeX, the sophisticated man's weapon of choice
>i listen to soulless copycat music targeted at teens made by chinks and closely follow the personal lives of the genres "musicians"
>>58208689
>not using openoffice
>>58208673
Degrees are meaningless when you're 5 years out of uni and a degree in statistics wont help with the jobs I'm applying for.
It just shows that recruiters are shallow and elitist.
I like my gf but she kind of looks like a boy
>ever using libre or open office
Me tying the gf up
>>58208723
getting a degree in statistics shows you have the drive to do work
getting a degree in art history shows you're a leftie faggot that will cringe at the sight of real work
pretty affordable merch.
might get a tshirt for the gf
http://newbritishunion.co.uk/nbu-store.html
>not using lotus symphony via a dos vm
>>58208728
Okay
>>58208798
Actually anon the correct response was 'Ok'
>>58208753
If changing one little word on my CV makes that much of a difference, all the experience and personal statement is the same. It just proves how elitist and shallow recruiters are.
They didn't think I was good enough when I had a degree in art history, but now suddenly I am.
>>58208820
lad, literally no one in the world values an art degree, it counts for nothing
i thought this was common sense
the ability to splash paint on some paper is worth nothing
>>58208846
stop being shallow and elitist.
>>58208846
my dad has a masters in Fine Arts and makes 6 figures as a television company exec
>Spending 27k on a degree
>Not just saying you have a degree you don't
only 1/5th of employers actually check, and all they ask for is a photocopy which you can easily fake. No one actually bothers calling unis.
And even if you're found out, the only thing that will happen is you're not hired. Which means you've lost absolutely nothing.
>>58208900
>my dad has a masters in Fine Arts and makes 6 figures as a television company exec
pretty sure you're jewish along with your dad t b h
>>58208919
hmmm think this is a bad idea
>>58208645
is this bait
this is bait and i fell for it
>>58208939
nah, it's fine. I know somebody who did this for a technical field (but had learned what was what via the internet) and is now on a decent salary.
>confessed my feels to my oneitis
>she scolded me for effectively ruining our friendship
>>58208936
desu he got into the industry at the right time when computers were just getting huge so basically he has a ton of experience built up now in IT and graphic design and just systems engineering in general due to it growing up around him, to the point he can basically dictate what he wants since they can't just replace him with a few cheap pakis.
now he mostly controls the wider aesthetic choices of the company but also manages the minor details heavily and the lower workers due to his experience.
makes me feel bad because I'm a lazy fuck with no lucky break like that to get me going.
>degrees are worthless and only teach how to pass exams
>99% of learning is done on the job
>employers still value degrees for some reason
>>58208846
>literally no one in the world values an art degree
a badge of shame for the capitalistic, materialistic western world if anything
says here learning a trade is better than spending your lifetime in debt
tuck me in, /brit/
>>58209000
dont befriend girls you plan on asking out you mong
the friendzone is a hole betas dig themselves into because they take longer than a week or two to ask a girl out
>>58209061
Muh rich bricklayers and plumbers.
I know plenty of poor ones
why is based Gary so charismatic lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfaLjxT7njo
bit bored of this thread
feels stale
>>58209099
I didn't plan on asking her out from the start because I didn't start to love her until we had been friends for a while
Damn lads how did I miss 420
>>58209165
reply to >>58209066
>>58209137
this. Sick of this "bluecollar is the new fastest way to sucess" meme.
it's a faster way to mediocrity, that's for sure.
>>58209066
*tucks u in*
Bit tired
Was round a girls flat til late last night
>>58209165
how was your day
>>58209199
Bit gay lad
not so nice out now lads
normies will be waking up to a miserable start to the day
I don't get why people don't just sell shit they got off ebay.
I've gotten into the habit of buying loads of stuff on eBay and then just not paying the seller.. I've found about 50% of the time the seller is just so used to the "auction win" that when I don't pay the merch comes straight to my door.
Ebay actually sides with the buyer on almost everything, so when the seller says "oh shit, can you pay me, I already shipped the package!!", I can just sit back, say nothing, and wait for them to file a case that I haven't paid.. which doesn't do any damage to me.. plus I sell quite a lot because I'm reselling most of the shit I buy.
It's so easy I put together a bot to do it.. buy it and walk away. Free stuff shows up.
Attached is a pic of my blu ray collection - paid for like 10% of these.
>>58209205
actually pretty good desu - smoked a lot of weed and did some coursework what about you?
>>58209236
ayy
When did Trance become mainstream?
Here's some of the bullshit I get from noob sellers who mess up.. I'm essentially untouchable.
>>58209236
that is highly illegal
Doing a go to work
Wish I was dead
>>58209263
I know you're meming but that's sad
hope the queen dies on her birthday
>>58209286
ah yes it's been a while since I witnessed the wageslaves getting up to live their pitiful existence
>>58209263
doesnt your address get flagged after a certain point
>>58209184
being a 26 year old two time dropout Ive seen both sides
a few of my friends got trades at 16, fully qualified at 18, and earned a nice packet.
others, like me went into higher education academia. Experienced all that shiz... all but me got out of it what they were looking for: got a respectable job, fiancée, mortgage etc
I got nothing but depression and a monkey wrench job in retail
Still get invited to things though because I act like a lol2madman4u nobhead
Im thinking about uping my querky role to full bachelor JUST status in the coming years when they all have families
>>58209263
Don't like this. Very mean and dishonest
>>58209238
you sound like a normie ew
>>58209027
not true if the job you're going for is any sort of research position
>Japlad goes to Japan on holiday
>Suddenly earthquakes in japland left, right and center
Coincidence?
>>58209298
Would be interesting eh Rasheed
>>58209342
not true desu i have never seen a vagina
>>58209263
You really are bizzaro thailad
>>58209323
me in a few months
>>58209323
yeah but academia is so fuckin broad
bottom line:
a) either do a trade
b) don't pick a meme / bloated field degree
and you're set.
OD'd by the sounds of it:
>Chyna was found dead at her home in Redondo Beach, California, after returning home recently from Japan.
>Earlier this week she posted a 13-minute YouTube video in which she talks about trying to set up a fresh food business.
>She appears to slur some of her words and at times looks muddled.
>She struggled with addiction throughout her career and appeared on Celebrity Rehab in 2008 with Dr Drew.
>>58209323
You sound insufferable
>>58208157
I think Microsoft deleted it for you
>>58209431
wow i can't believe that was an hour ago
where HAS the time gone?
>>58209445
Were you the dissertation lad?
QUEEN'S BIRTHDAY LADS
>>58209394
ill wank to her stuff as a tribute today
>>58209468
no desu
think he'd written like 50 words so I wouldn't even be mad if I'd lost that haha
Who's on their way to work?
*insults the queen*
*evil laughter*
>>58209591
Not me haha
>>58209507
real or made up one?
It's fucking awful living in Tower Hamlets.
>>58209636
how dear you
>>58209636
Want the monarchy abolished desu
>>58209665
What is it with pakis and hiring cars for a day
>>58209636
why are cats so CUTE
im pretty sure i have that fucked up parasite that gives you depression but make you live cats
Had to use wetwipes after that shit
>>58209687
Same. As long as a bunch of people think they're better than everyone else by virtue of birth, we will continue to have fascist oppression of the working class and imperialism. I was watching this film about the Titanic and all the rich fucks locked the poor people under the stairs and made off with all the lifeboats. That's what royalty gets you.
>>58209744
its ok though because working class people technically aren't humans, just rats
listen to the bassline pumping
Fucking Duke of York as father's occupation.
Religious culture is fascinating lads
>>58209825
>sex: girl
its 2016
>>58209687
Rasheed
Just saw a cute kitty :-)
>>58209840
Should wait until the babby is old enough to make that decision for itself.
>>58209825
That's not a job
Fucking royals
Lads you need to write to your MPs, asking them to oppose the upcoming Bank of England bill
>>58209925
what is it
>>58209925
No oppose tax on vision
>>58209936
Osbourne wants to put MPs on an exemption list for money-laundering checks
>>58209791
keyboards and me on my guitar
GSTQ tßh lads
>>58209993
Fuck off kraut
:)
>>58210006
>not paying homage to the German roots of our glorious overlord
Smh fampai
queenies birthday today lads, why haven't we all been given the day off work?
going my own way lads
Doing an eat
Done my good deed for the day
>>58210083
good lad
>>58210083
good post
(thats me in the pic btw in case you were wondering)
>>58210038 (You)
>>58210055 (You)
ate a whole tin of beans with my din dins last night lads. farts are coming thick and fast this morning, reckon i could heat my flat for a few days with the amount i'm pumping out desu
>>58210083
tb︃h it has gone on too long. Every day I sit here sm︃h that we allow ourselves to be CU︃CKED by a chinese mahjong administrator.
>>58210141
I don't know how to do the invisible characters mumbo jumbo
>>58210158
You could just copy and paste them from my post and set up a macro if you really wanted.
>>58210130
hahaha did that last night just before bed
then woke up late and needed to rush to wokr but needed to poo too hmmm
>>58210185
Good idea.
Have you got f a m too?
>>58210194
Yes fa︃m!
>>58210214
Good lad
Josie toasted some crumpets but not for long enough as they are disgustingly cold and it is too late to retoast them
>>58210240
yes lad you never retoast a crumpet after 8.35
>>58210265
Init. Sad!
>bbc breakfast interviewing a 5 year old
why do they fucking bother they don't say anything worthwhile they just do awkward pauses and nod and say yes to questions they're led through. waste of my time.
>>58210337
>wanting war and peace about the queen's fucking birthday
Posting my rare Shorten
Just put the bins out, house was getting to a bit of a state desu.
>>58210417
Fuck sake, it's bin day for me as well
>>58210337
It's cute :3
>summer is here now
>have to feel bad about staying in shitposting all day once again
*puts anime in bin*
>Why yes my good sire, I do lament the appreciation and posting of anime girls on this here imageboard! For it is quite apparent to me that even though this website was made for the appreciation and discussion of the art of Japanese animation, there is a fully dedicated board for such topical conversations and postings. Any squire who thinks it safe to post 2D maidens outside of that space will have cause to fear me and should ready his sabre for our battle of wits!
>>58210659
Why the fuck would you bring a sabre to a battle of wits you witless worm
>>58210659
Also sire is a king's address which wasn't used in the 19th century when sabre fencing was most prominent
And a squire is a knight's apprentice and therefore a relic of the middle ages
Terrible inaccurate post
I hate you
>Oh you foolish, pitiless, servile squiggling worm! You have made truly elementary error for you I am an expert in all medieval blacksmith armaments and I am behooved to inform you that while the sabre, a backsword with a curved, single-edged blade is of course a choice tool for a physical confrontation with any classless ruffian who deems it fit try his luck in a dance of death with me, it is powerless in an abstract battle of wits where the sharpened edges of mortal steel hold no power over the likes of my supple, agile mind!
>>58210337
>a morning show doing doing something useless in order to waste screen time until the commercial break
call the consumer protection council
#HappyBirthdayYourMajesty! Without you, we'd own more land. Thank you for fractionally increasing tourism in exchange for less democracy x
>>58210750
Enjoyed this
>how dare you insult my anime? my cartoons? my loved one? my life? I live by a creed whereby i do no harm unto others lest they do unto me. if you insult my cartoon wife then you have hell to pay and i'm the cashier!
Noticed a discrepancy lads. I really enjoy pooing but I'm not a massive fan of being bummed. Thoughts?
>>58210750
Suppleness implies flexibility or softness; neither advantageous qualities for a brain in a so-called battle of wits, or as I've taken to calling them "claesh"
The sabres not a fucking medieval weapon either is it you ugly muppet
Updating...
>>58210862
reckon being bummed is more like getting poop inserted into you innit
>>58210965
if you're with a black lad
>>58210987
my poop is actually white sometimes
>>58210776
>commercial break
>bbc
pay attention herschel
>>58211056
I'm not sure that's kosher anon, might want to get that looked at.
>>58211062
whatever they are wasting screen anyway thats the purpose of these shows they think its better than just broadcasting reruns
killed the thread with my useless replies
Utterly despise NEETS
hello yes, THIS IS DOG
Chad Evans has won a retrial lads.
>>58211399
>new
>page 2
>bump limit not even reached yet
fuck off
