Very respectable club edition
crayon pop
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
just a reminder
>>58181136
When do we get Cromwell edition?
Who's watching the footy in a bit?
I love mid-day (for me) footy since I work at home and can watch the footy and do the work at my home at the same time but it's usually me just watching footy instead of doing my work at home
Asuka.
Me going to the protest against cameron
ARSEnal
Aha lads just picked up this new aldidas trackie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBpNEjkuLY
Why don't my FUCKING LEGS ever tan?
I was out on the bike for 3 hours and when I got home I sat in the garden for another 2. My whole upper body is a lovely golden brown but my legs are still like a fucking milk bottle.
WHY WHY WHY
Swedish Hunks In The Gym
What Are British Boys Doing?
are bazza
my copy of Pokemon Omega Ruby has STILL not arrived
Courier still hasn't delivered my protein lads
why are OUR threads being manufactured in BRAZIL????
>>58184005
me throwing my banana peel on the ground because fuk society
>>58184025
kyogre dies
>>58184029
>texting your courier
>>58184041
we've had to outsource to brazilian street children
sad state of affairs
Don't know if I really like being a student anymore lads. A lot of the people around me seem to be having fun but most of them also seem like wankers, how can you be 21 and still well buzzed to go to the same old nightclubs and smoke a bit of weed.
behead those who insult me
>>58184015
>Swedish hunks
>1 is an Arab and the other is definitely questionable
Oh my god I'm so fucking bored
All I want is for it to be 22:00 so I can get stoned and go to sleep god damnit. I fucking hate the day time with a passion, I get home and I have to kill 5 hours every fucking day, which is very hard when everything is boring.
>Salary: Negotiable
>Salary: Competitive
>>58184029
I've got a protein delivery you can get whenever you want big boy
>>58184089
ARE UKIP BEHIND THIS????
>>58184029
Could deliver some protein to you right now if you want.
doing a catchup on game of maisies
>>58184092
gave up on that after first year
never really enjoyed it much then but it was something to do
now I'm sick of school and just want it done with
never understand these people who just LOVE the student life and stay here forever
got warned on /tv/ for joeyposting
>>58184103
josie smells haha
>>58184092
literally me
>>58183568
>dweeb
FOY
POST YOUR DOGS
Chilling in the garden earlier.
>>58184078
they leave you their phone numbers so you can rearrange a delivery, asked him to leave it in the shop next door two days ago, haven't seen hide nor hair of him
>>58184112
Wanna play Playstation?
>>58181136
>91 days in October
>British education
>>58184126
>>58184135
oh dear
>>58184005
I have seen this person posted in cringe threads before, his insanity goes much deeper than the way he dresses.
>>58184008
Fucksake lads me ma put me aldidas trackie in the drier and it shrunk, now it's too lidl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mtit3EeDnQ
>Chelsea shit the bed in freak season
>Poleaboo's beloved City have also been a beta mess all season
>Finally the year Arsenal have been waiting for, the plastic clubs have both messed up
>United are still rebuilding too! It's an easy path for that long-waited title
>Season almost over
>Spuds and fucking Lecister battling it out for the title
>Arsenal STILL content with a 4th place finish
You can't make this up.
>>58184160
>garden
fuck off billionaire
>>58184007
whats actually going on in this webm
>>58184171
Done a runner wth it then, contact the company he works for.
>>58184179
>I can't read a title
>>58184160
>>58184160
Good lad
>started new shitty part time bar job about 3 months ago
>certain qt there basically always worked the exact same days as me and we both worked together
>get somewhat close in the sense we spent most shifts together and just chat the entire time
>she acts somewhat flirty with me but i dont want to be her orbiter
>starts unironically calling me her "best friend" (friend zone status without even trying status: complete)
>this continues for a bit and she eventually quits work because she hated the night shifts
>will basically never talk to her again now that were not forced to be in the same building with each other
why are women so fucking pathetic lads? why call me your "best friend" if you dont actually really give a shit. was just trying to entice me in as an orbiter but i didnt take the bait lads. fucking women.
>>58184179
yeah I don't really understand OP's image
>>58184115
>Please enter your desired salary
>>58183994
Same m8. Real comfy atmosphere. Instead of multi-tasking work I'll be shitposting in the game thread though.
>>58184237
>>58184237
Imagine ramming the slag up o nthe wall and splooging in her arse
>>58184160
good solid dog
>>58184115
>Salary: None
>>58184160
He a good boy but the shelter said he has a skin condition
I love him anyways
![insane_clown_posse9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sKyqQGQ.jpg "insane_clown_posse9[1].jpg")
woop woop
Dattt girl in the middle at 1:46
https://youtu.be/QfRJyt3gTzo
Fuck I bet she fucked so many guys there
>>58184213
>United
>Rebuilding
>>58184160
looks like a right old cunt
>>58184143
I'm taking a year out to work next year so that should be nice. I've got a gf i'm really fond of and i actually like doing shit and being productive.
Can't help me feel our generation are a bit too fond of their youth desu.
>>58184151
Might just be cos i've realised i don't actually enjoy my uni friends' company that much. Going home over easter reminded me how much more fun i used to have with my old schoolmates, those lot still seem more likely acquaintances even though it's been like a year and a half
>>58184257
You didn't get her number?
FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS A DAY
>>58184237
Ugly personality, ugly person.
>>58184179
Fuck off back to your dungeon
>>58184316
He'd still fuck you up, mate.
>>58184322
considering "youth" has been extended into the 30s that's true
>>58184274
I'll be there too. /brit/ shuts down during matches and the only ones left are the weebs and kpopfags so there's literally no point in staying here
>>58184310
she looks twelve you fucking nonce
>>58184292
>>58184347
delet
ate too many cashews
going to get cancer
>>58184310
The black youth will inherit, rightfully so, Britain
>>58184347
>Ugly personality
How so?
L-lads? Anyone ever had the Vindaloo here?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html
>>58184389
what do you want on your stone m8
>>58184292
Never lost a stonk on faster.
How much Xanax should I take to help me sleep?
>>58184403
SARGON LIVES IN SWINDON
I hope he went there
>>58184310
When did Benteke become a MC?
just a couple real niggas and an iphone
Lads this job is over £60k a year and it sounds like a complete piece of piss.
They don't even list what the requirements or qualifications are.
Should I apply? I'm currently employed analysing data for £20k
>>58184329
i do have her number lad, she still texts me and very occasionally rings me but i just reciprocate when she contacts me but make no effort to contact her
>>58184378
Good, fuck off.
How is /asiangf2016/ going lads?
>>58184372
my dog would batter him you cretin
>>58184462
what do you have to lose?
Dunno if I'm up for work tomorrow lads
Got all upset when people asked me how everything is
>>58184401
She is the typical lefty tosser.
>Says she wants to kill Clarkson and Farage
>Says you are either a feminist or a sexist
>Makes videos saying we need to let more rapefugees in to rape kids
She's a terrible person with a terrible face.
We all had to pick a nickname for ourselves at work to break the ice (lot of new employees)
I put 'Mr Steal yo girl' down. Howling they were. Couldn't tell if they were laughing with or at me though.
>>58184466
That's your fault for not telling her about your day more often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFc_6Vd-sC0
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58184508
Post dog.
Lads if I put that I have a degree on my CV from somewhere like South Africa, or America would any employer actually phone up and check?
>List times you were a team player and write about what happened
>>58184442
Rasheed.
I KNOW A LAD WHO MAKES ME SHINE
MY DREAMBOATS LEAVING ON A SUBMARINE HE PACKED A SECOND PAIR OF PANTS AND EVERYTHING I EVER WANNA NEED
>>58184532
>not using Lex Steal
ya goofed
>>58184551
me on the right
>>58184591
write about when you raided wesaystay.uk with the /brit/ lads
What should I eat tonight lads?
>>58184484
>pof
>advanced search
>asian
>within 25 miles
>zero results
oh well
>>58184337
link me this, please :^)
>>58184591
chatted up some fat birds on plenty of fish with the lads on /brit/
>>58184576
>That council estate garden
>>58184640
CHICKEN MADRASS
>>58184543
shes a coal burner just looking for another orbiter m8, not interested
>>58184591
"I was in a group project in secondary and I put forward ideas occasionally"
>>58184654
Asians are shit tier anyways
they are too controlling and obsessive
>>58184654
Try Middlesbrough
>>58184672
>>58184576
dont actually have any pictures to hand atm and cba to take one but hes a boxer 2 1/2 years of age fit as a fiddle hed savage that croaky old mutt
>>58184675
So why are you still hung up on her?
>>58184667
It's my grandads garden and he doesn't care how his garden looks
>>58184640
Pasta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc1-GWpgwSQ
i've only gone and found a gook, looks a bit young though
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=116836637
>>58184675
Do women understand what an orbiter is? Do they seriously consider them as friends and care about them but not in that way or are they aware of the situation and keep them around as it boosts their ego?
If it's the latter then women really are shitty people.
>>58184718
What trhe fuck is that?
>>58184640
pussy
What should I spend my kukd points on tonight lads
>>58184742
>boxer
Fucking hell, mate. He'd go into cardiac arrest just from looking at my dog. He might look old but he's only 7.
He'd eat him for breakfast.
>>58184702
>I dated an Asian girl who was controlling and obsessive
>Therefore they all are
>>58184747
Povvos aren't allowed in this thread. We don't need anyone filling it with useless slang or stealing the server.
you're all cute
>>58184773
Sweden and Poland queueing for your mum.
Rock hard at this tiny bit of underboob
Protip: put a uni that's in a timezone that makes phoning up inconvenient
>>58184822
>Povvos
I bet I make more money than you, silly cunt.
>>58184773
Just Eats advert featuring genuine cuckoldry. Apparently they had to edit the advert because people complained.
Has anyone actually been asked to provide proof of qualifications after getting a job? I've never even been asked for references
>>58184840
meant for >>58184588
>>58184743
really not desu just popped into my head and felt like greentext posting about how much i hate women
>>58184769
>Do women understand what an orbiter is?
subconsciously, yes. i dont think they actually make the conscious decision of "haha im just going to lead this lad along and bend him to my every whim", its just that women have a subconscious need for male attention, even from males they arent particularly sexually interested in. getting a load of male attention from some poor beta still does something for their psyche inbetween poundings from tyrone.
>>58184870
Every fucking advert on British TV has a black person in
>>58184828
Americans are a lower life form.
>>58184851
Clearly you can't buy class.
Captain Morgan's and apple juice.
Piss the bed tonight.
>Hi, I'm a normal girl looking to meet some new people.
If you're going to put some fake degree from some exotic uni in Thailand you better have a good story to go with it because I guarantee that will be a talking point in the interview.
You will be asked what it was like living and studying in a foreign country and how your experiences shaped your personality.
>>58184927
Women are the niggers of gender.
>>58184927
tbf everyone likes attention from the opposite sex
It's just that women are more subtle at giving people the hint
>new teacher at our school
>black guy and FLAMING homosexual
>oxford grad and york masters+phd
>teaches me economics for half a year
>suddenly leaves
>get told it was "family issues"
>double check with different economics teacher
>ask him why other guy left
>told us that the department phoned up oxford and york after a few complaints of shit teaching
>they'd literally never heard of him or had any record of him being there
absolute madman desu
>>58184930
I know it's disgusting but this one literally featured cuckoldry with the husband sat right next to her.
Hmm ah yes hmmmm, so this is late night /brit/
>>58185053
Tune in next week for another episode of "Things That Didn't Happen"
>>58185053
nice pasta
>>58185053
>undergrad at Oxford
>masters at York
That should have been an immediate red flag 2bh
>>58185016
>Captain Morgan
>Yank beverage named after a British man
Can the yanks even be more cucked?
>>58185053
Happened at my school, one of the music teachers was Chinese and unironically called Ching Ching Choi. They found out that she'd forged her degree and made it up completely so she was sacked.
>phone up speculatively looking for work
>and what university was it that you got your degree in "machine operation"?
>university of york
>ahh excellent very impressive
So how is /gf2016/ going, lads?
>>58181136
I come to /int/ to escape /sp/, not be reminded
>>58184930
Does anyone else avoid businesses that feature race mixing propaganda in their adverts? I even changed banks over it.
DAA DAA
the bf
>>58185101
actually true lad ngl
That's it lads I'm just putting that I have a fucking degree in Statistics they're never going to fucking check.
I'll put down the actual university I DID attend and get a degree from (History)
>>58185203
is he a big lad? x
>>58185035
fuck off john lennon
>>58185190
Which bank? Just wanna know who to avoid.
>>58185194
>>58185053
>>58185141
Even if they did get found out they enjoyed months or years of being well paid.
>why yes, i do use internet dating apps cos i'm incredibly desperate
>>58185190
Good, good lad
>>58185286
>too embarassing for the school to make a fuss
>he slips away without a single percussion
>tfw that milf who worked in the reception at my secondary school
>tfw she was a 10/10 with GOAT tits and legs
>tfw I will never find out what her name is since she doesn't work there any more
>>58185158
Shit. Had an online gf but that ended quick
Most obnoxious and annoying people in the world:
1. Vegans
2. Stoners
3. Atheists
4. People who complain about obnoxious people
5. Male feminists
6. Vegetarians
coming up to 2 weeks since I last emptied my bollocks
>>58185265
Did a poo desu lads
>>58185356
good thing im a pescetarian *honk*
>>58185337
>he slips away without a single percussion
All they can do is fire him. It's not illegal.
off out to get some piff lads
tara x
>>58185368
Save it for that special someone.
how do i maximise my gibmedats?
Germany ‘Annexing’ Dutch Military As Secretive EU Army Begins To Take Shape
The German and Dutch armies and navies are poised to “merge”, creating the nucleus of the European Union’s longed for pan-EU military force. Pointing to German ministerial statements spelling out the creation of an EU Army as the ultimate goal, critics say Britain’s military will not be able to avoid being sucked in if the country remains within the Union.
https://archive.is/wl1DF
B R E X I T
N O O O O O O O O O W
>>58185432
We need out.
Britons need to unite and GTFO of dodge.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/british-republican-group-calls-for-referendum-on-monarchy-when-queen-dies-a6993216.html
every single word this republican representative says is a complete load of total fucking bollocks
>>58185368
Will you make me a vocaroo of you saying that?
@58185432
posted about this a thread or two ago and got no replies
Just some of the things Breivik has access to prison:
1. Three cells - one for sleeping, one for exercising, one for studying, as well as use of the exercise yard
2. Allowed to cook and wash his own clothes
3. Regular contact with his family, including phone conversations with a female friend
4. Access to lawyers, a priest, health professionals and other prison staff
5. Got to build a gingerbread house as part of a prison competition
6. Newspapers, television, and a Playstation 2
7. Declined the opportunity to play chess with volunteers
8. Has a computer (with no internet access)
Here’s a list of other things Breivik reportedly complained about in:
1. His Playstation 2 games are insufficient because they are "outdated... and not for adults"
2. He was unhappy having to eat with plastic utensils
3. having to drink cold coffee
4. Only having access to one of the three rooms in his cell at times
5. Not being allowed postage stamps
6. Only being allowed to use the egg timer while cooking
7. Not being allowed to use the oven to cook a frozen pizza
8. No internet access
beware of """australians"""
>>58185277
>>58185356
1. Negroids
2. Muslims
>>58185476
We can only hope that when charlie takes charge, the republicans are shot at dawn.
Fuck, I completely forgot how good Weezers blue album is
>>58185476
should literally hang all of them for treason
>>58185476
Can you give examples and counter them?
>>58184940
very rude
>>58185495
>7. Declined the opportunity to play chess with volunteers
>>58185495
sounds better than my life
Feeling VERY elated right now lads
Think I'm bipolar though.
>>58185539
Pinkerton is better senpai
>>58185544
On their website:
Happy birthday Mrs Windsor!
>No fucking Your royal highness
A long life is no excuse for a long reign
#Stopthereign
Fucking kill yourselves republican scum.
>>58185568
How long does your elated pattern last?
Do you care much about being abandoned?
>>58185476
I don't understand the psycopathy behind republicans. Surely they have something weird going on in their heads?
>>58185491
no my mam would hear x
>>58185147
>it's a leaf tries to gimmick but misses the mark episode
>>58184381
why chad always look confuse???
>It is a requirement that you have "business use" car insurance
Some jobs have some really fucking weird requirements lads. The job isn't even anything to do with driving.
what year did King John of England sign the Magna Carta
>>58185616
>mam
I thought you say 'mum' too?
>>58185604
Not very long, honestly it's usually only for about a day and I feel amazing, lots of chills down my spine etc.
No, not really.
I think if I do have it it's on the very lower end of the spectrum
>>58185432
It's like watching Sheev in episode 3 forming the empire watching EU affairs.
>average body type
>>58185663
1215 yank cunt.
Been a couple weeks since I posted here lads, new job is a slog, packing trucks. First place they put me was terrible, I was being trained by a Black guy that was only interested in telling me I'm shit and hooking up with the Polish girl. Pupper died on Friday and Saturday they gave me way too much work so I had a conniption. They moved me to a new station on Monday, going much better but still developing pains that aren't gone by the next day. At least the first paycheck is coming and the people at the new station are much more casual. Cute milf is there too. Hours are still shit though, practically live alone because my hours are so different than anyone else's.
>>58185616
Awwh shame x
>>58185476
What kind of genius-level satire is this?
I think the monarchy is alright but find it a bit weird when people go mad over it
was equality a mistake?
>>58185627
Why are Canadians so shit at banter?
I noticed people always rank them lowest on the banter power rankings, but I thought it was just a joke, but after seeing Canadians post on /brit/ I'm starting to think they're all literally autistic.
>>58185476
Traitors are a cancer on any group. Hang them all for treason.
>>58185682
You probably don't. I don't know anything about you or your age or anything else, but it's probably just a really good mood swing.
>>58185740
SNP and Republicans will share the gallows in the oncoming civil war.
>>58185667
I'm from England and I call my mum "mam" or "ma" too desu. Only southerners call their mams mum.
>>58185550
I didn't give you permission to speak to me. You are many orders of magnitude beneath me.
Got a second like on my OKcupid profile lads.
Things are hotting up!
Can't see who liked me without paying, but assuming it's 2 of the 4 people who have visited my profile (you can see them) so far...
Disappointment.
They're 4's at best. Does that mean I'm a 4?
>>58185621
Reminder that literally all horse girls want to fuck their horse
Why does West Ham have the bubbles?
>>58185728
Yes
Some people are born to be ruled
>patriotism
how to spot a virgin 101
Poleaboo reckons the janny/mods contacted the rozzers
>>58185546
>“It will be the first time most people have seen a change in the head of state,” he says. “I think that’s going to be a slightly odd, jarring experience for a lot of people. All of a sudden you’ve got this this other monarch who has been hoisted upon us and no debate about who it is going to be.
>“For once, actually seeing hereditary power in practice – you’ll actually see the inheritance of the throne taking place”.
implying that the average member of the public doesn't know what a monarchy is and assumes the queen is elected
>Mr Smith said that while there is “nothing wrong with turning 90,” there is “something wrong with turning 90 when you have been Queen of England for sixty-something years”.
don't even know what he's getting at here, does he think everyone should get a turn?
>The group has also condemned the BBC’s coverage of the Queen’s birthday. A statement published by Mr Smith said: "The Queen's birthday does not warrant this kind of coverage, it is inappropriate to celebrate a political figure like this and the public just aren't that excited about the royals."
the public is actually buzzing for it, huge throngs of people lining the streets to see the royal procession
>>58185627
and yet if an australian made the same post but used some *action posts* brown nosing cunts would be lapping it up
>>58185612
They are lefties, that itself is a mental illness.
>Me and my gf both made a profile on a dating site to see if we get matched
>we get matched with 98%
Think I've found The One
>im marmite u either love me or u hate me
>>58185832
LEAF PROXY DETECTED
>monarchy
>>58185821
you are literally a paki
>>58185190
>Does anyone else avoid businesses that feature race mixing propaganda in their adverts?
No and neither do you. Stop talking utter rubbish.
Is it me or are there a lot more interracial couples around? And by interracial I mean white girl x brown/black guy
>>58185855
Actually fuck off
>>58185829
I'm hoping the status quo is maintained.
All hail King Charles III
>window open
>sun going down
>soft breeze blowing in
>smell of wood smoke on the air
>remember that I wasted the entirety of my teenage years; never sat around a campfire drinking with some qts
end my life
>>58185495
Tbf even if I lived in a mansion Id top myself with no internet
>>58185829
tbf it will be a bit weird when we have a different head of state to the queen
she was the head of state when most people were born
>>58185667
no only cunts say mum
>>58185764
I've had this for about 4 years or so, long periods of apathy/lack of motivation with sporadic feelings of elation. I'm 20.
I probably don't have it though, would like to know what I do have though.
>>58185612
t. paki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1-BTf3_Mys
>>58185921
as was george before her, and victoria before him
what fucking difference is there now
>>58185857
australian "banter" is the most overrated reddit shite going and they're brown nosed
>>58185945
t. chav
>republicanism
>Poleaboo forgot how to spell "Gnome" and had to look it up
Brain rot
>>58185957
Oh shut the fuck up, being contrarian for the sake of it
it WILL be weird when the queen is dead and we have a new monarch because, like I said before, she has been the head of state since before almost everyone was born
>>58185824
whys that then lad
>>58185877
Abomination of nature half-breed detected.
>>58185832
you sound jealous
>>58185887
Is it me or are there a lot more bitter white virgin males with neckbeards around? And by that I mean exclusively white guys
Loneliness has followed me my whole life - everywhere
In bars and in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere
There's no escape
I'm gods lonely man
April 20th
My life has taken another turn again. The day's move along with regularity, over and over, one day indistinguishable from the next - a long continuous chain
I used to support Arsenal
Is this club still a thing ?
>There's a difference between being fat and being obese. But by the looks of your comments, it's already surprising that you can write at all, so one shouldn't also expect you know anything ABOUT what you write, thus why you write so much shit. You wanna talk about how being fat is wrong? Then go and talk to a terminal cancer patient and tell him how nice he is because he is thin as a skeleton, you worthless dick. BTW, before you assume I am a butthurt fatass, I've been a skinny kid all my life, and now that I'm 30 I am a bit overweight, and guess what, I'm loving it. No more nicknames for me, and I never got so much pussy as now. But there's one thing I never changed, and that's my intolerance to assholes. So I'd like to leave my fuck you
>>58185864
I don't know what is more of a joke, your flag or your governmental system.
>>58186051
you wouldn't know since you don't leave your house
