crayon pop edition
lads
nth for I might be dying
1st for norfolk
VOTE SCOTLAND
Fucking shit edition
Is shite
motion to expel the normies from /brit/, all those in favour say aye
you'll all be working for me one day lads
Poleaboo is considering hiring an escort due to his new unexpected income.
Thoughts?
HOI...
ETSUBATSU
>>58181157
aye
where will ronny deila go next?
>>58181143
disgusting
>>58181198
who
>>58181043
i thought he had ancestry from bangladesh 2bh haha
NO ONE REPLY TO POLEABOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7kLU5rz51Y
me and the squad blazing up on the london eye lads
>>58181207
stop being such a self hating twat
>>58181169
what income and why are you not using your flag
>>58181157
...nay
>>58181169
alri
>>58181243
>trollstaton
>weed
>niggers, blacks and chavs
oh dear lad
>>58181247
make me ;P
>>58181226
he could be half black half bangladeshi then
never really thought about it before
>tfw you see your mate beta orbiting
>>58181198
in the bin where he belongs
>why yes, i am only capable of relating to people with the same shade of skin colour as me.
>>58181222
a norwegian man who works in scotland and will be going home in the summer
>>58181247
he pretends hes from yorkshire or something weird
Hey, what's up?
>>58181139
If you are the yank who ruined the last thread then I hope you die.
>>58181198
Some league 1 team and he'll probably do brilliant. Just couldn't hack it in a job where you need to win every week, regardless of quality difference.
>>58181267
moooooooooooooooooot
>>58181169
great, maybe you can save her from prostitution while you're at it
>>58181046
Trudeau hates the French
the bills are good as they are
they will probably get rid of Borden on the hundred because the others are much more popular which is a terrible decision since he was a great PM
>>58181276
all me desu
never actually read through poleaboo's blog, might read it
>Not being born English
> Get born in Ireland or France instead
So close and yet so far.
Why even live anons?
jews have really done a number on the poor lads in this thread
>>58181178
OPEWOOWISECHEES
>>58181253
You caught me, was falseflagging desu
>>58181290
If you didn't try to snap him out of it and help him with women then you are a pretty shit mate.
>>58181305
Purebred Sealander desu
What's the female version of "don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"
Would it be "don't talk to me or my surrogates artificially inseminated children ever again"
Why aren't Westerners getting married anymore?
>quarter past 6
>still sunny
FUCK OFF
>>58181335
Why isn't he raising the red ensign or changing his name to an English one? Do you really trust him to stop the french threat?
i'll impregnate a british girl and there aint NOTHING u can do bout it whiteboi
>>58181388
Its happening over text, so there's not a lot I can do.
>>58181398
don't talk to me or my husband's private bank account ever again
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/twelve-incredibly-british-phrases-the-rest-of-the-world-doesnt-understand--bJgq_KCIZW?utm_source=indy&utm_medium=top5&utm_campaign=i100
>>58181301
You make the mistake of classing non-whites as people.
There's a department at my work which must have the weirdest fucking hiring policies I've ever seen lads.
The department is Operations Support. They're analysts that ensure the smooth running of their business. Their role consists of analysing current business processes to see if they're as efficient as possible, implementing new processes, going to a lot of meetings with various heads of other departments to make sure everything is going smoothly and managing any new projects.
So what kind of person do you think would be suitable for this role? Obviously someone with a lot of experience in the industry, a well motivated person, someone confident, someone that is good at eliciting requirements from people, someone who is good at getting to the bottom of things.
>Proceed to hire an entire department of middle aged women who are lazy, have no clue about the industry we work in and have no desire to solve anything.
If I sound bitter it's because I've been declined twice when applying to this department.
>>58181410
this, thinking of buying black out blinds
How come britain used to produce so many more incredibly smart. minds of their generation type people?
>Newton
>Turing
>Hawking
Just to name a few. What happened to you guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnBHk98Vumc
me and the boys on last 4/20
Think my stand up is coming along pretty well lads.
>>58181317
It's the "REEEEEE" that one of the autists randomly shoots out that makes this scene.
>>58181178
>>58181317
>>58181375
>>58181408
the jews
>tfw no Karl bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFTxoNMjmiQ
>>58181393
you used to put york in youre name on the sync
you are weird
>>58181318
who ruined and by how? migthve been me
based uloz and vk
>>58181471
>Just to name a few. What happened to you guys?
Like Peter Higgs? Who won a Physics Nobel Prize last year?
>>58181505
Yes, I used to be living in yorkshire
>>58181317
>>58181493
>>58181499
fill me in lads
>Tfw he gives you a nickname
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHjB_MuEfoM
me in the car on 4/20 2 years ago
www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/queen-elizabeth-90th-birthday-reasons-gentleman
12 reasons why The Queen is more of a gentleman than you
>>58181416
he hate's the English too
he's a typical Montreal cross-worlder with a foot in both camps
all the women they are choosing are shit
bunch of literally who's and feminists
Laura Secourd at least fought the Yanks
>>58181533
you are weird
>>58181564
>be called James
>have many nicknames
>nobody calls me my actual name
>>58181582
>12 reasons why The Queen is more of a gentleman than you
Are they inches?
>>58181601
I know, what kind of madman would choose to do so?
tfw colonials are on this board but they don't know that one day they'll be working for you...
I've lost control again lads
>Jani's new ban request on Poleaboo was denied by the mod
>>58181564
What is it?
smoking on that dank lads
is it too late to take a cheeky nap?
How do we feel about this lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvHD5B99rhQ
>>58181564
>tfw it's "bitch"
>>58181597
>Hates english
Get rid of weedman Canadian. He does not do your country justice. Get the red ensign back fuck the leaf.
>>58181666
Yes. Cut off points for nap is 4pm
>>58181531
He's 90. part of the past generations, the last good ones you lot produced along with hawking
>>58181666
I take regular 15 minute naps during the day to give me a little boost
just set an alarm and you'll be reet
>>58181666
never
Why did she turn into such a miserable bitch, lads? Is it cos Diana was always more popular than she was?
>>58181544
Watch the Louis Theroux autism documentary
What is constitutional monarchy exactly?
>>58181735
right son, you're nicked
>>58181735
How is her highness miserable?
Fuck off Scottish scum, we'll never leave.
norfolk more like hella no-folk
got a feeling the queen will die around the end of this year lads
I see my oneitis for the first time in two weeks tomorrow
I have no chance of ever being with her, but I fucking love seeing her
>>58181672
Would probably take that too tbqh
>>58181718
Excuse me sir, we have Stephen Fry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldToIF5ZGs
having a little sit and pondering the ongoing decline of the american empire lads
quite comfy
>>58181725
>reet
B A R N S L E Y?
>>58181471
The UK produces the most scientific papers in Europe, and is 3rd in the world behind China and the US
Just because you don't hear about them doesn't mean they don't exist
>>58181778
her mother died at 91
>I see my oneitis for the first time in two weeks tomorrow
>I have no chance of ever being with her, but I fucking love seeing her
>>58181756
a monarchy where the royalty doesn't really do much
josie more like hella no-sie
>>58181806
US on top
YES
>>58181860
uk is higher per person lad ;)
Anyone know the specific remix in this?
https://youtu.be/xj_iClwAhc0?t=25
I know the name of the original but can't find the remix lads x
>Spent an hour last night creating a cover letter and emailing a company I really want to work for with my CV
>Noticed that two bullet points on the part about what I do in my current job are exactly the same.
I'm not getting the job am I?
>>58181828
>implying
we just aren't a proper constitutional monarchy because the slimes have grabbed too much power
me dropping off the parcels for my dark net customers lads
>>58181806
we're beating Germany?
really?
with 20 million less people?
This makes me feel warm inside
>>58181884
Spain Anon for knighthood?
>>58181775
meanest, nastiest thing you've ever said desu
Been stoned since 1pm today lads.
Good day so far
>we're beating Germany? really?
>with 20 million less people?
>This makes me feel warm inside
>>58181670
it's actually alright
*skengs man down for acting like a chief*
>>58181921
to be fair about 2 thirds of their population believe muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse
>>58181922
hes british you twat
>>58181806
>>58181860
even we're higher per-capita than you are
>>58181933
cringe every time you post an image with bangtidy-net in the filename desu
>>58181997
he's also a twat
>>58181983
OH I'M SORRY
DO YOU HAVE PROOF HE DIDN'T?
HMM?
SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN
>cringe every time you post an image with bangtidy-net in the filename desu
>The EU
>>58181901
What's the original called?
>>58181801
LANCASHIRE MENTIONED
>>58181914
You've missed the last post.
>>58182002
Is bangtidy-net your trigger word?
I've started Carrying strike-anywhere matches instead of a lighter.
>tfw you just strike a match against the wall as you're walking and then light your cigarette with it in one swift movement
v. impressive
post thailads gook picture
>>58181806
he's talking about pop science though
MUH PER CAPITA
lmao. a cucks excuse
>>58181613
Literally me.
>>58181797
>Bragging about a fat, slimy nonce
Neck yourself rasheed.
>>58182059
was from earlier you thick cunt
>>58182033
alri rorke
>European Union
>I've started Carrying strike-anywhere matches instead of a lighter.
>>tfw you just strike a match against the wall as you're walking and then light your cigarette with it in one swift movement
>v. impressive
>>58182120
t. Jelly faggot that doesn't know about the origins of Peruvian bears
>>58181806
US on top? Bet they are all from Harvard
>I've started Carrying strike-anywhere matches instead of a lighter.
>tfw you just strike a match against the wall as you're walking and then light your cigarette with it in one swift movement
>>58182112
don't think there's a single argument on /int/ that doesn't boil down to it desu
including non-arguments per capita
>I've started Carrying strike-anywhere matches instead of a lighter.
going out with the lads to blaze up aha
smell ya later
>>58181806
Quantity ≠ Quality.
The Chinese in particular are known for their poor scientific papers.
>>58182178
cognitive dissonance per capita
>>58182054
Kelly Clarkson - Behind These Hazel Eyes
>>58182126
>you thick cunt
You hurt my feelings, mate.
>>58182178
We have more moon landings per capita.
>>58182204
have fun xx
>>58182109
I was going to mention pop scientists, but the only pop scientist on the list he mentioned is Hawking in my opinion
>>58182212
argumentum ad per capita
>>58182194
haha i remember that shit from primary school fucking saved
>>58182187
>I don't care if it isn't funny. I don't care if it's a waste of everybody's time and effort. I don't care if it fills up the thread with shit giving it an earlier death. I am a professional shitposter so I will post ironic fedora pictures on /brit/ mum!!
>all these celebs dying
>the queen and piers morgan still live
>>58181806
Good to see USA #1 desu
>The European Union
>When you re-read the job role section of a job 5 times and still don't understand it
>When you apply anyway
>>58182160
>Union
The only union I believe in is the acts of union.
>>58182233
argementum ad moon landingem
>>58182207
How do you measure the quality of a scientific paper though?
at my local shopping centre there are amazon drop off locker type things haha this modern world is mad
>>58182259
I think I remember it too
Was the S a snake?
>The European """""""Union"""""""
mum just told me to beat her on the bottom with a woman's weekly lads
don't think she's taking this victoria wood stuff very well
>>58182245
argumentum ad latīnus
>when you bust a nut and she keep sucking
>>58182350
straw capita
>>58182333
>European
Not even true any more now the continentals killed their own culture.
Good Lass
>>58182353
>when you make a new thread but he keeps deleting them
>>58182372
oh yeah well ur mum
>>58182322
Good for ordering certain things to.
>>58182317
References? But the Chinese are supposedly notorious for shoddy research.
>>58181408
Because marriage provides no benefits for men while he stands to lose everything in our fucked up divorce courts.
do you ever stop and think there's only 50 of us here? we must (You) the same people again and again
GoT THIS WEEKEND LADS
>>58182327
yeah it was i think. my favourite was lucy lamp light for L
>tfw unironically discussing things that literally happened 20 years ago
>When Turkey is going to join the EUROPEAN union
>>58182333
>Ah yes, lets replace the hard working Europeans with more people from the Commonwealth!
>What, India, Pakistan, Nigeria and Bangladesh are the most populous commonwealth nations? Not an argument!
Does she like me lads?
>>58182432
Read a history book on British history.
It's like Game Of Thrones only engaging and entertaining.
>>58182432
Turned to shit since midway through S4
>Federal legislation to legalize marijuana will be ready in a year, Canada's health minister told the UN at a special session of the General Assembly in New York today.
>"We will introduce legislation in spring 2017 that ensures we keep marijuana out of the hands of children and profits out of the hands of criminals," Jane Philpott said in her prepared speech to delegates.
>"We will work with law enforcement partners to encourage appropriate and proportionate criminal justice measures. We know it is impossible to arrest our way out of this problem," she said.
>Philpott
DUDE
>The people that complain about house prices, wages and unemployment are the same people that think importing 300,000 people into the country every single year is ok
>Read a history book on British history.
>It's like Game Of Thrones only engaging and entertaining.
>>58182508
the real commonwealth
not the meme traitorous commonwealth
>hard working Europeans
>>58182508
Any moron knows Farage just says this because then they can't call him racist for wanting to close the borders
>>58182527
not sure i'd want weed legalised 2bh it'd probably get more fucking expensive
>>58182387
not he best photo
>>58182562
>read a history book
>find out it actually happened
>>58182562
Ken.
>>58182562
It's like Game Of Thrones with REAL dragons.
>"Benefits" of the EU
Kicking kuh (K) > Curly kuh (C)
desu lads
reminder
>>58182615
>weed is legalized
>still buy from a dealer because it's cheaper
>impossible to tell
>>58182630
excellent, might make this my facebook cover photo on the day of the referendum
Unironically voting to stay in the EU lads
anyone good with matlab here?
>>58182619
RED WEDDNG.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massacre_of_Glencoe
>Cute girl:What's your opinion on psychics?
How do you respond? If I had to guess she wants a positive answer.
Sadiq Khan, lads.
SADIQ KHAN
>>58182615
desu I think it will be nice
I don't mind paying more for a CCBO or someshit where I can walk in any time to pick and choose what I want in nice little glass jars, with specialty strains and mini trial bags like the LCBO does with liquor
>>58182692
good lad
If I voted in the last General Election, am I still registered to vote for the Brexit? Or do I have to register again?
biggest reddit cunts going
>>58182619 >>58182584 >>58182483
>Entry Level IT Job £18,000
>Knowledge required: Must know how to do fucking everything and work some highly specialised programs no one even teaches and you will have never been able to use before because they're commercial only.
>Experience: 20 years
Why are all IT jobs like this?
>>58182310
>>58182726
lel mate give up on IT now it's shit
t.did apprenticeship in IT and couldn't get a job and realised I hated it
>>58182709
Don't mind them. Never used one myself though.
#NotAllMuslims
It's not ok to tarnish a group of people with the same brush just because of a few extremists. Except when there's one example of a nice Muslim. Then that's proof that we should let them all in
>>58182709
I'd ask her to specify
I think ESP exists but "psychics" selling crystals and doing palm readings are bogus
>>58182720
Shows what you know, I'm one of the least reddit cunts on 4chan
I am the Indian, they are the Pakis
I am the Indian, poo poo g'poo poo poo g'poo
>>58182712
this too
so many people here smoke and have standards for value that it would be ineffective to drive the prices too high anyways
>>58182709
Tell her that it's obviously pseudo-scientific bullshit
She may be a qt, but do you really want to have offspring with a "human" that unironically believes insane shit?
>>58182726
>A """Job""" in the """"""""""IT"""""""""" sector
>>58182720
Literally all me
>want to join in on the pretending to be right wing banter
>everyone knows im a radical af centrist
bad feel
>>58182709
CRYSTAL SKULLS
think my brother might be gay lads, does this mean I have to make an effort to carry on the family line?
Word of warning, Chop brown sauce is shit.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
Why do jobs have such weird fucking names these days? Makes jobs really difficult to find online because you don't know what the fuck retarded name each company call will call it.
t. currently called a data """""scientist"""""
>>58182855
Post yfw Britain votes to stay.
>>58182817
its hardly as if prices for alcohol are THAT bad in Ontario
personally I find the Beer Store and LCBO really comfy and with a great selection/helpful staff
I can't imagine it being THAT expensive
and they probably won't sell by the gram
>Want to buy a house
>Entry level starter homes cost £100,000
>Have to be earning £30k before a bank will give you a mortgage
>>58182763
Cool,
Really interesting post.
Of course Ireland is not a real country
Man, they always rejoin the union.
We'd like to see them back:)
Even though things have been bad we can
Live in peace and harmony right
Lad?
Just a ordinary guy with a exceptional hair.
I am here to have a good time with people and maybe make one or two friends on the way. I belive that beautiful women, sex and friendship makes the world a better place!
A good time can mean a lot of things.
If i tip i dont want anything in return. I tip becaus i appreciate what you do and i belive u are worth every token and probably a 1000% more alteast.
I value two things very highly and that is that you:
Dont take me for granted.
Dont lie just for flirting.
The girl i tip are special. Not only beautiful but also have a place in my hearth.
>>58182928
>>58182709
Play along, say you are one
Met a slag called Jessica while I was wearing my Lacoste trackie lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ97zcky_1M
>>58182900
to make people feel important
if they called it keyboard tapper/coffee maker you wouldn't feel as good
>>58182936
jews done a number on us didnt they
>>58182928
>>58182928
>>58182960
This. Can only end way imo.
>>58182792
>I think ESP exists
>>58182934
yeah, prices are pretty fair at the NSLC too
plus even if the shelf price is a bit steeper, it's because there's no sales tax
Anyone here work for B&Q?
>>58182716
Nah you're still registered lid
>>58182928
>>58182899
I come looking for you with Haitians
I stay smoking on good Jamaican
I fuck bitches from different races
you get money they started hating
TURN UP
>>58182936
>>Entry level starter homes cost £100,000
you can buy dozens if not hundreds of acres here for that
