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>Why yes I do wipe my arse standing up
edition
Vote LEAVE
crayon pop
HI WOOWEE
>>58177986
I wipe my ass standing up desu
doing a hide from my problems by getting stoned
Is it TODAY?
>>58178080
It's just so easy.
HI WOOWEE
>>58178074
yeah you would do you foreign cunt
>Walshposting
Sign of a NEET
Feel as if the Janny has surrendered
I will cease hostilities for the time being
doing a regret
Girl I've been chatting to on tinder has just told me she unironically watches Miranda lads, what should I do?
Personally I was gonna completely cut off all contact and block her, but I wanted a second opinion first.
>>58177986
>not wiping standing up
My arse is bare hairy tbf, usually have to use the shower to clean it properly
don't reply to him
>mfw yanks piss and shite out of their cunt hole
>ill take you on
>*spins glaive menacingly around fingers of right hand, then left, then interweaving between hands, around my waist, through my legs, over my head, twirled in the air like a baton and then almost instantaneously poised to sever your jugular in one tiny movement*
>nobody is paying attention to poleaboo
>not even the janitor
howling anew because i didnt realise there was a new thread
>>58178093
Except we have no common friends lad. I've thought about this long and hard, and I can't leave anything unprepared.
>>58178160
Go with your first instinct.
>>58177986
How do you know when to stop wiping though
>Why yes I am an IR student in the fine iberian country of spain
>4/20
>want to get high
>don't know any dealers
looks like I'll have to order on tor lads but I have absolutely no idea where to start
>>58178160
Use the DENNIS system.
Or ask if she wants some dick.
>tfw 5'8
kill me
>>58178160
Miranda the man faced comedian?
Drop her if yes
>>58178194
She won't accept you.
*activates weapon art*
*you go flying off the edge of the Kiln of the First Flame*
>>58178144
I forgot that 2001AD were shitting on Nigel in an issue of Dredd, was it any good?
Might cop this
>>58178194
oh dear oh dear
you silly boy
>>58178239
london
HOLY FUCK LADS SHE ACCEPTED!
I literally feel the dopamine. How should I initiate conversation? Should I start by mentioning I've read her articles?
>>58178160
If you watch what is in your image, which your filename implies, then you are both plebs and would get along well.
>>58178283
>middlesbrough
Are you a nonce?
>>58178221
where you based lad
will be quite easy to get hold today if you're not in the cuntry
>>58178313
whats this
Only recently realised how much I love AC/DC, and of course that band's away downhill lately
>>58178313
>holy fuck
Stop talking like a yank before initiating conversation.
>>58178160
My mom watches Miranda and it is the dullest shit
>haha I'm so lonely time to chat up random guys and break the fourth wall every two minutes
>>58178259
*heems you around the head with my drang hammers*
*you run away to heal like the runt you are*
*activates weapon art and obliterates your skull before your lips can touch estus*
>>58178336
Read the other thread lad.
>>58178313
wotcher [name], its [name] from [place you met]
>>58178350
Poleaboo thinks it's alright even if obviously flawed
Are Dave
>>58178243
I wonder how many orgies with BBC executives she has taken par tin for her to keep getting work.
That's an awful thought and it is now stuck in your head.
>>58178333
norniron out in the styx
Just skinned a fatty for 4/20 lads
dark souls posting looks to eclipse my medieval combat gimmick
not, tentatively, a fan
>58178389
Did he ask for your opinion?
don't reply to me
>>58178426
She's very popular though
>>58178360
boring, regret wasting time reading it
>>58178283
Not fit for human habitation, like most of the sheds classed as houses in this country.
>>58178449
:^)
>>58178436
>rolling fatties
>2016
>>58178433
ahh shit one. if you can get to a city it will literally be the easiest day of the year to get a number or a street deal
>>58178436
pikey cunt
>>58178441
mad dark spirit josie has invaded
>>58178259
>>58178356
*unsheathes katana*
Is it true there are nudes of Lizzy Vaid somewhere on the Internet?
>>58178313
Check how many friends she has
If it's a lot then she probably adds anyone that sends her a request and you'll have to find something in common you can talk about
Personally I shall not be torturing my lungs and endangering by long term mental health with degeneracy simply because of the date
going to ride my bike in the sun and have an orange instead
>>58178500
cheeky bugger
>>58178501
soft cunt
>>58178283
looks cozy
probably a sty that needs massive renovation though
Might start addressing you all as 'gang', what do you think, gang?
oh dear
>>58178516
this happened yesterday
>>58178148
>I will cease hostilities for the time being
What were you doing?
>>58178341
You need to listen to this version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVGZfmgRn4M
>>58178546
I wouldn't. I'll be forced to twat you if you do.
>>58178436
nice joggers you chav fuck
>>58178546
man get money with the gang
man get girls with the gang
>>58177986
How is it possible to wipe sitting down? Are you lot contortionists or something?
>>58178546
>you all
>not y'all
>>58178560
The manlets are getting rights.
>>58178580
>joggers
FOY
>>58178599
Rasheed
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-drugs-vagina-no-idea-article-1.2502794
Ah yes, nature's pocket
>>58178350
>mom
Fuck off yank.
>>58178569
having an autism attack trying to provoke janny because he banned his pass
>>58178599
>being a literal t-rex
>>58178563
no fucking way
>>58178620
JOY
>>58178599
If you can't reach your arse while sitting down you must be fat as fuck
>>58178628
It's literally the opposite though, Indians squat and wipe.
>>58178569
Janiposting
>>58178587
Not that kind of gang, I was thinking of us more as a sort of wholesome white gang, like the Famous Five.
>>58178620
Sorry but FOY
>tesco have just sent me a letter to say I've been approved for a SECOND credit card.
What the fuck would someone want two credit cards with the same bank?
Just double my credit limit.
>be me
>extremely fucked up self esteem
>literally never had a conversation with a girl before
>finally meet a girl I'm very interested in
>after 2 weeks I finally sit with her
>nervously fiddling with my phone, everyone can see my hands are shaking a lot
>sat in silence for 5 minutes, building up myself to talk to her
>literally the first thing I said to her was "d-d-do you like anime?"
You literally can't make this shit up
Am I the King of the autists?
>>58178519
I don't know who this person is but a Google search says that there are nudes of her. Maybe check the Fappening archives.
>>58178653
Yeah but what did that consist of? Just posting his baby cuts?
bought a new pistol. off to the weed shop now
>>58178657
could not contain my sides the entire time
when i first found them they were just sitting there, when "shrek" finished his toast animation they all got up and started walking towards me
>>58178698
look through the old thread
every post with janitor greentexts and that dog from arthur is his
don't think you can get full coverage of wiping whilst sitting down
you need to stand up and bend over to spread your cheeks
also use a mixture of front to back and back to front wiping
bet you lot have got some crusty arseholes
dutty guys
>>58178524
She has over under 350 friends. What does that mean?
I know that she loves reading from her website, that could be a good start. The only thing is that I worry it might be weird I immediately talk to her about her writings.
*unplugs my modem once I run out of estus*
>even Janny hates the deviant creep
Maybe he's not so bad after all
>>58178693
didnt happen desu
>tfw short and ugly
might as well off myself now
>>58178714
>>58178714
Fuck off Yankee cunt.
>>58178693
yeah, weird to think I'm sharing a thread with youu if i'm honest
>>58178693
literally you
>>58178563
that level of customisation appeals to my autism
might have to splurge on a console with which to play this
whats the combat like may i ask
>>58178560
I enjoy laughing at manlets as much as the next guy but I feel this is just a way to give bitches more power over men and get even bigger egos.
>>58178761
why did I click that wtf is wrong with his hand
he doesn't just feed of (You)s
the attention you are giving by discussing him is powering him
cease this immediately
>>58178761
Poleaboo hates this pic, only just got over it
>>58178800
It's not real, it literally says "SFX"
>>58178741
Sorry mate I've missed this saga. What does she write articles about? Do you want to waifu her?
>>58178599
Are you a yank?
>>58178800
It's peanut butter
man talk slang so the feds can't work out what i just said to a man
>>58178723
gutted I don't get any invasions like that
what should i get at the weed store?
>>58178822
Don't get why this triggers people
>>58178781
>>58178771
>>58178760
Jokes on you - she actually did like anime and we spoke about it for like an hour. Like it wasn't some turbonormie Stacy I said it to, but still...
To this day she's the only girl I've had a conversation with though LMAOING
>>58178784
If you like customization get Dragon's Dogma lad.
>>58178869
heroin
>>58178784
this is about as chaotic as it gets
>>58178868
This is in so many clickbait articles and I don't know why.
>tfw no smooth legs over my shoulders rn
Poleaboo reckons Jani is ignoring him because he is focusing his efforts on dobbing him in to the rozzers
>>58178887
how is that even possible?
were you homeschooled?
>>58178869
birmingham cheese
https://youtu.be/RMICTAl4LCg
CACKING
Brexit? Not a fan
>>58178830
She mainly reviews books, but she also does other stuff to do with "nerd culture". Yes it's cringey but i>>58178093
Except we have no common friends lad. I've thought about this long and hard, and I can't leave anything unprepared I find it cute.
Yes, I want to waifu her.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/662472/EU-federal-europe-European-army-merging-German-Dutch-forces
scary stuff
shouts to man like me
there aint never ever bin a man like me
>>58178943
h3h3 is for fucking 13 year old children
Fuck off
>>58178943
>tfw no Jewess gf
>>58178958
Rasheed
>>58178958
Rasheed.
>>58179002
*tips vape*
okay if she bawls her eyes out when I break up with her should I console her or what?
bring back the bradbury pound right fucking now
>>58178916
hawt
gf just left me for a man from brum
what do
Vape culture?
Nah, not a fan.
>>58179036
Never smoked in my life
h3h3 is genuinely one of the worst fucking youtubers in history, literal cancerous dogshit
>>58179053
pounded ur mum in bradbury
>>58179002
heh who invited the vaper to 4/20
had this really weird dream i fell in love with a muslim girl but other muslims didnt like it and were staring at me or something
>>58179039
That is usually the job of the beta orbiter.
>>58179039
No
You should leave, because that's what you're doing and you need to stick with it.
>>58178784
why not just get pc?
>>58179015
PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE POST THE WEBM THAT IMAGE COMES FROM.
Shit's hilarious.
>>58179039
leave while she's still in shock
>>58179039
Say, "it's not you it's me"
*drop mic*
*moon walk out of the room*
*run down the stairs and out the door*
>>58178929
Nope.
I have social anxiety disorder so it's very hard for me to talk to people. When i started year 7 people made fun of me and ostracised me because I was so quiet, they all said I was a serial killer, a weirdo, scary, etc so that made it even harder to talk to people. Girls completely ignored me, unless they were trying to embarrass me to make my face go red so all the Chads she was flirting with could laugh at me.
That is why I hate normies.
>>58179056
Perfect piggyback weather ;_;
Struck my oneitis yesterday. She was chattin shit about how she was going to go fuck her bf and that she loves him
Gave her a good smack. Feel bad now and have been texting her all day. Dont want to ruin what we have
>>58178992
The EU can't die soon enough.
*walks towards you*
Post heroes from your country.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/shows/euuk_referendum_debate
Might apply lads
Will spout /brit/ memes if I get accepted
>older than 18
>still smokes weed
cringe
>>58179134
>>58179134
>>58179134
>>58179134
>>58179134
>American humo(u)r
>notice the sun's out
>put on sunglasses
>get in car
>wind windows all the way down
>place Ministry of Sound CD in player
>turn volume up to max
>drive around annoying literally everyone
why do so many people do this
>>58179122
Got you covered senpai.
>>58179175
You start
>>58179018
Is the referendum even known about over there? Obama the clown supported the remain campaign the other day, the coon cunt.
Can't be arsed with this fucking dairy shit
No effect on my acne
*invades towards you*
>>58179202
Literally me
>>58179208
Is the picture of our saviour, Cromwell not loading?
>>58179079
Just say you will fuck them all up and when they laugh and ask "you and what army"? Reply the Irish Republican Army and watch them brick it.
Just had a quick scroll through this thread and I just have to say, wow, the Jews have really done a number on you poor bastards.
>>58179258
what a little legend
>>58179170
*stares at your bum once you pass by*
things that are not me:
>acting like a waceman
>sexing any girl
>lipsing any girl
>wearing gucci
>wearing LV
>>58179175
what is this?
a Lord Protector of the Ants?
>>58179210
The average person wouldn't know about it.
>>58179299
all me
>>58179299
none me
My lighter fell about 1 foot and exploded
God damnit
>>58177986
thank you mr farage
>>58179305
His legacy is so great he only needs a small pic.
>>58179184
GOD REGIMENT.
got into grime last year and now im an expert
>>58179348
haha fok u mr german man
>>58179193
>smoking weed before 18
Massive error.
>>58179317
nahh
>>58179325
yeah
>I will snatch every mother fucker birthday
What did he mean by this?
Watching Woowee Theroux on Dementia
much more depressing than the Autism one
>He doesn't squat on the toilet seat when having a shit
lmao enjoy your hemorrhoids
HE'S A MADMAN LADS
AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d32577Hom08
>>58179201
>American "kink"
>>58179395
she's acting out what my mate did to her behind the underage disco in carlow
>>58179395
Is that Sersh?
She got fat desu
>>58179381
>he didn't lock into de ja vu 92.3fm back in the day
>doing anything other than very occasionally smoking weed
Suns out Guns out lads
Dont respect you if you are or do any of the following
>Vegetarian
>Muslim
>Never cook for yourself
>Never exercise
>Call your mum by her first name
>Dont drink alcohol
>Have never at least tried a drug
>Have no long term plans
>Will still be living with your parents in 2 years
>>58179369
Need ideas of a leave focused question to answer where I can cram memes into it and not seem like a huge autist
Send suggestions
>>58179147
*sigh*
really is x
Warm weather?
time for fizzy pop in a bag!
>>58179299
cigarette smoker?
>>58179484
>having your own home
>in the UK
LMAO
me and my fiancé celebrating 4/20
>>58179431
Absolutely based
currently having a stand off in the catacombs, the host doesn't want to leave his fog room after I killed his two summons.
>>58179484
Well everyone is vying for the approval of the American who spends all his time in a /brit/ general on 4chan.
>>58179306
Hmm, slaying your largest competition should be something people are aware of. You people really are in your own bubble.
fingers smell like pussy
Seems to smell like Heineken everywhere today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D76zV1AQPs
>>58179348
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler?
Wew lad watching empire of dust
these chinese lads really do say what they think
Continuing to post the great men of history.
>>58179535
just go away and chameleon/branch
ambush him when he comes by
>>58179557
looks ever so slightly pregnant
>>58179557
>sag awards
more like SLAG awards lmao
I bet she won too xDD
>>58179542
haha you live with your parents still
had a cheeky shave
>>58179468
Why the fuck do burgers call a vest a "wife beater"? That's fucking Stella.
>>58179613
sershlad the absolute madman
>>58179638
delet
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 38% (+2)
LAB: 35% (+1)
UKIP: 11% (-)
LDEM: 6% (-4)
GRN: 3% (-)
(via Ipsos Mori / 16 - 18 Apr)
>the Lib Dones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH2S5iWU-Vg
jews have really done a number on us lads
>>58179546
We have an election going on now so most people pay attention to that.
Everyone knows Britain will stay anyways.
got a book of knowledge while mining lads, which skill should i use it on?
>>58179638
Good lad
>>58179663
because they're usually worn by steroid-addicted meatheads who beat their wives
>>58179485
You need to include "put aside the rhetoric", it is probably the most subtle one.
>>58179670
Tories making gains.
Looking good guys.
>>58179591
Future is shit and this song is awful
Has anyone ever accidentally got a bit of poo on their willy whilst taking a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNU5KVa_Tu8
rest in peace, a national treasure
tabs aren't loading for christ sake
>>58179573
I've always said that Heineken and Desperados smell like weed but no one backs me on it
>>58179546
Our election is much more important to us than you lot inevitably voting to stay in the EU
You're currently barely the 10th most relevant country on earth.
>>58179738
were you standing up or what?
ABSOLUTE MONARCHY NOW
>>58179610
he just ran out, summoned someone then ran back in
>>58179680
It doesn't sound right but I don't know enough abot it tot prove him wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfWJRMh4jE
Are there any real communists in the UK or are they all just betas that care about political correctness?
>>58179771
Don't know about Desperados but yeah, Heineken and weed smell exactly the same to me.
![Jameson-Jdiff-Saoirse-Ronan-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7haB5km.jpg "Jameson-Jdiff-Saoirse-Ronan-2[1]")
3 spice bags please
don't have a good feeling for the future lads hahaha
>my teeth aren't very clean
>you're a Brit aren't ya?
>you lot don't clean your teeth like we do
absolute mad banter
Nothing nicer than slapping some fat titties on some white pig. Scream for me, whore.
>>58179838
King Charles should seize the homes of any Jacobite traitor who dared to vote SNP.
God save the king.
>>58179843
can he not interact with the goblet while you're in his world or something? or is he really that afraid to take on the boss without phantoms?
>>58179690
Your election isn't until next fucking year.
I didn't realise Americans were so brainless that they can only follow a single thing at any one time.
Kill yourself, Rasheed.
>>58179468
Oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEgjcgxSkPA
>>58179771
i'm backing you lad
i drink desperados all the time and it definitely does in a way
>>58179860
>It doesn't sound right
good goy
>>58179838
Constitutional monarchy with limited voting rights is the objective best system
This country went to shit after 1832
>>58179870
we prefer the term marxist-leninist
>>58179771
They do a bit, it's because marijuana and hops are slightly related to each other (in the same taxonomic family).
>>58179883
i_am_moon.jpg tier
just cried for the first time in months, texted my ex and now we're meeting up 'as friends' why do I do this to myslef
>>58179962
This a million times
>This country went to shit after 1832
>>58179772
Americans deserve all the shit they get.
>>58179912
you tell me, the slimey cunt. I even drank all my estus infront of him to get him to come out.
>When people think they can just throw some latin words at you and they win the argument
this aint fucking harry potter nigger
>>58178835
>Does matter because size
What did they mean by this?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000692
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000692
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000692
>>58180018
fucking lel
>half of all American seniors will get dementia
wew
>>58180022
q.e.d
britain went to shit after victoria died lads
It's too late for constitutionalism
>>58179204
Such a colourful webm, I swear I see something new every time I watch it
>>58178049
UUEEERGHHHH
CUT
what sort of logic is this
>>58179784
Is that Anakin Skywalker on the right?
>>58180035
>this new design
shit
I wagged 99% of PE lessons in year 10 and 11 desu
>people who unironically enjoyed PE when it wasn't dodgeball
Actual twats
>>58179860
heres a little history lesson for you, the jews made us go to war with hitler for removing himself from the exact same system.
>>58180035
did they fucking change strawpoll? fucking hell why
>>58180051
>Implying the heyday wasn't edwardian.
>Implying we can't fix the country by increasing military spending and kicking out Labour/SNP.
I haven't slept in 30 hours and I'm grinding my teeth down to the gum
>>58180076
love this special relationship meme
>>58180085
>not liking footy with the lads
fat abnormie cunt
>>58180085
>wagged
do you mean dogged?
>>58179903
Is this a reference to something?
>>58180082
Ye on his day off
>>58180085
>not doing squash because it was unsupervised and you could just dick about
>>58179916
>Your election isn't until next fucking year.
>next year
No it's not you moron.
Fucking taxman taxed me to bits lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj_iClwAhc0
>>58180085
I loved it except when it was time for beep tests
>tfw pummeling dweebs in wrestling or rugby
What does it feel like not being the most important country on earth? I was born in the US so have never been able to experience not being the most talked about conutry on earth.
I would like the spotlight of me every now and again you know?
>>58180072
I keep watching it over and over, it's great.
>>58180142
Wagged, swerved, dogged, whatever it's all the same shit
>>58180138
>Special relationship
>Attacking Canada twice
>Planning to destroy the empire in the 30s
Never trust the Yanks.
>>58180085
I used to love badminton in high school desu
>>58180076
>Britain is the closest thing United States has to a voice in the EU
Isn't that exactly why de Gaulle didn't want us?
>>58180137
Get off the uppers lad
when you decide to wag last lesson after the lunch and the wagman pulls up next to you and the lads in the park
>>58180149
I'm watching Louis Theroux on Dementia
old dentist guy with dementia still thinks he's at work and Louis asked him to check his teeth so he's forget about trying to escape the care center
>>58180085
>>people who unironically enjoyed PE when it wasn't dodgeball
MY FUCKING NIGGER
>tfw you were shit at throwing so just kept dodging until you were the last guy left and then it was a bunch of Chads throwing balls at you at 1000mph whilst you dodge the fuck out of them
Fun days
>>58179991
Maybe she'll show you the bitemarks her new FWB has left on her.
Bloody dolt.
>>58180076
Good riddance to the yanks, they are terrible people and worse friends.
>>58180076
>following chatham house
i think i know who you are haha
Despite all the shit that's happening, I feel safe that (((they))) won't let the UK fall like other nations.
Why? Because London has been the home of international Jewry since the 1500's and will continue to be.
>>58180254
*forces your head*
>>58180247
we saved you in WW2
>Special relationship
>Told Russia how many Trident missiles we have and their serial numbers.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/george-osborne-agrees-exempt-mps-7791202
JUST
>>58180167
Not heard that song in years, wonder if I can find the remix.
>>58179952
>britain prints loads of money
>pound gets devalued
>imports now cost more
very impressive
>>58180204
forgetting about the part where they cucked us into giving up our own empire because they "helped" us in ww2 (see: jews fucked us)
>>58180260
protestant jewry which is more jew than jew
>>58180289
only after you got nipped
>>58180254
bet she did tho
>>58180161
You have a year of this bread and circus and then you have the election, which is another case bread and circus.
It's retarded and suits your shithole country well.
>>58180260
>I feel safe that (((they))) won't let the UK fall like other nations.
20% of children are Muslim lad we're already gone.
>>58180245
Are you me?
The only time I threw the ball at people was when I was at point blank range with someone more autistic than me.
>tfw you're last and you catch all the Chads balls and your side wins
>>58180289
lmfao see >>58180310
>>58180253
I don't follow them though
aside from dragging us into expensive wars in the middle east trying to play world policeman what exactly has the "special relationship" done for us (since the fall of the USSR)
>>58180310
Literally worst ally to ever exist.
Fuck them, rebuild the Empire.
>>58180179
You know how Americans are all friendly and confident? You are going to become bitter and reserved in 50-75 years time.
lads what are some things I can eat in between meals
>>58180289
this is a good meme but i think it's sad a lot of yanks unironically think this way
third eye is bulging out my head at this point
>>58180245
>>58180365
always the same thing with me
only one this way once though
>>58180380
>>58180303
>>58180204
haha get fucked lads. Your government will continue to let us bum you as well
>>58180236
Ah yes, he was a cunt who deserved it.
>First black Muslim woman NUS president
Ahh yes very progressive
>A student who previously rejected a motion condemning the so-called Islamic State has been elected as the president of the National Union of Students.
>Her campaigns have included "Why Is My Curriculum White?" and she has opposed the government's Prevent counter-extremism strategy.
>In 2011, she co-wrote a blog for a Friends of Palestine campaign group saying that "the University of Birmingham is something of a Zionist outpost in British Higher Education".
Ahh yes, how progressive.
Thanks again NUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRc9AfqmSDA
>>58180236
>tfw Dentist used to be intelligent, rich, big outdoorsman, great memory, loving family
>not he lives in some gilded cage wandering about confused and forgetting everything, even his wife.
spooked lads
>>58180328
Well, the election is in November, so you are still wrong.
>no new hits on the phishing site in the last 6 hours
guess I fucked up by sending it to the uni principal and other staff
>slang that I don't understand
haha yeah totally just went for a wag, absolutely smahing wag just then lads haha
>>58180397
fruit, semen, nuts, yoghurt, granola bars
>>58180377
Remember that bully in school and that short ugly kid that stood behind the bully and acted as his mascot and no one picked on that kid because they would have to deal with the bully?
That's us.
>>58180413
I mean you're a complete idiot if you dont think we helped in a big way. Even before we engaged in combat we we're supplying you lot with loads of materials
>>58180445
FOY
>>58180430
To be fair we're bumming you with China so the eternal anglo is getting ya back bud.
>>58180254
She utterly loved it.
>>58180463
Nuts are extremely expensive in the UK and is reserved for the middle/upper classes
>country roleplaying
ah yes
post the countryballs next!
>>58180495
rasheed
>>58180466
yeah, luckily you were out of the reach of german bombers so your production carried on as usual. The actual war with the fighting and the people dying was won almost entirely by the commies lad
>>58180495
I'll let you eat deez nuts 4 free m8
>>58180310
America is as shitty as her people.
>Just watched #NUSConference applaude someone for saying that NUS shouldn't commemorate Holocaust Memorial Day because it's not inclusive...
>Students
https://twitter.com/mcash/status/722735177898848256
>>58180495
Not in Costco they aren't lad
>>58180545
dont disagree
>>58180495
dont talk out your arse mate
>Incredibly camp gay guy at work
>He's talking about how his parents are muslim
>He's white as fuck
>Ask him how the fuck that happens
>"Oh my nan married a muslim after she had my dad and then my dad converted"
>He then says that he himself became a muslim at 15 but stopped being one 2 years later when he discovered he was a bender
Fucking disgusting. His white parents have literally no fucking business being muslims.
GREYMANE OR BATTLEBORN?
>>58180324
>tho
Is this a recent thing or have yanks always misspelt "though"?
>>58180603
Not sure mang
What do you mean you don't want to pay taxes to house migrants? Are you some kind of RACIST
>>58180397
Cottage cheese, massive amounts of protein for surprisingly little calories.
>>58180582
It's true, the UK has to import all of them for quite a distance so they're ridiculously expensive
A pack like this would set you back something like £1.50, £2
>>58180566
>Costo
Literally what?
>>58180443
Genuinely annoyed that some of my tuition went towards funding these mongs desu.
>>58180591
the future of Britain
>>58180591
>Talking about Elton John at work today
>Some guy says 'Gays morally repulse him and make him feel sick' with no hesitation or lowered voice
Thought shit would hit the fan but nobody really knew what to say.
mental
>When you text your wife's son about what he wants to spend the kukd points on tonight.
business idea: ally with China and Russia and BTFO the yanks
>>58180430
I don't think you understand how Perfidious Albion operates.
>>58180651
Rorke
How can you not know what Costco is?
>>58180700
what is A11B
>>58180684
>ally with china
are dave's way ahead of you pal
>>58180700
Fucking over Johnny Foreigner has been british policy since the acts of union.
>>58180651
are you real
>>58180700
me in the middle
>>58180452
When he went on a date and kissed the other woman while his wife watched, was he cucking her?
Just done a major kick off at my mum lads
She's known me all my fucking life and still doesn't understand my social anxiety at all, she thinks I'm a normie for some reason despite being painfully shy my entire life.
It never used bother her much, but now she's always giving me shit for being quiet, constantly calling me horrible, ignorant and rude as if I can help it. Fucking bitch I hate her, when I was going through my depression earlier this year she supported me for about a week before making it all about her and telling me I was just faking it and threatening to kick me out all the time. She's Fucking disgusting.
>It's true, the UK has to import all of them for quite a distance so they're ridiculously expensive
>America is putting a black woman on their paper money
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>58180763
He literally doesn't remember his wife.
So not really la
>>58180456
And how long does that crap last?
I don't understand why your elections take so fucking long.
>>58180607
I remember that day
>>58180814
>crap
FOY
wew. britain really is like this?
just paid 20 quid for 20g of nuts lads, i bet the jews did this
>>58180765
know the feel of having normie parents
>>58180765
ungrateful fucking manchild
if i was your mum i'd shove you right back up my fanny
>>58180849
Yes
>>58180466
>helped
Being the key word.
You sold us material as well as selling the same material to the Germans, and at highly inflated prices and interest rates that were only finished being paid off 10 years ago.
Nothing about your contribution was done for our sake.
>>58180849
>tower hamlets
ever tim
>>58180849
>not voting for Deng Yan San
>>58180763
he thinks his wife is his secretary
meanwhile he fucks like two old ladies at the home
>that 40y old woman with dementia
really depressing
this is why you read regularly and work out
getting everyone online would go a long to helping out with the whole inequality issue desu
>>58180892
this
>search snacks/filling foods/fat foods on Google
>literally EVERY fucking result is low-calorie, fat-free, healthy shit
I WANT TO FUCKING GAIN WEIGHT
THESE FUCKING FAT FUCKING OBESE TUMBLR CUNTS ARE FORCING ME TO BE A SKELETON FUCKING CUNTS
>>58179299
>waceman
its wasteman you neek
>>58180765
this lad, my parents have been together since they were 16, they have 0 concept of what It's like
>>58180849
its a paki infested area, so yes. its no different than going to detroit and seeing all the candidates are black.
considering grime was formed in tower hamlets it's weird there's literally 0 relevant paki MCs
bit racist desu
>>58180970
>who is devilman
>>58180793
loving every laugh
though True Dough wants to put some random skank on our money I think
makes me angry because he will have to get rid of one of the Prime Ministers already on the bills who are FAR more deserving than some literally who bourgeois feminist
Going to have a bowl of cereal
See how much my acne flares up
>When a highly analytical role gets given to a girl that's as thick as pigshit because of quotas.
>>58180936
um, check your privilege thinscum
>>58180970
it's it mainly blacks in tower hamlets
>look up sore throat on MayoClinic's website
>Get emergency medical care if your sore throat is accompanied by: Difficulty breathing, Difficulty swallowing
>mfw I have all of those
>>58180849
I swear we should just annex tower hamlets
>>58180936
>>58180936
are you that dumb?
can't you just go to the shop and buy fatty foods
>>58180937
>neek
>>>/grimeforum/
>>58180986
>devilman
>a paki
literally what m8 he's black but a bit funny looking, dunno what country
>>58180990
Try and get Nelson on your Canada-pounds.
That'll piss off the French-weedman.
>>58180861
>ungrateful
I wish she would've aborted me
>she got pregnant as a teenager and fucked up her life and my dad left when I was like 2 and she gets a new boyfriend every time the wind changes directions, but they always leave her because she's literally mentally ill, so she's always takes it out on me.
>all those years of emotional and physical abuse
Ahh yes, I'm so grateful. I'm a nervous wreck with absolutely no self confidence, amazing.
>>58181012
t. Deng Yan San
>>58180936
instead of eating a normal amount of disgusting food, eat a lot of good food
>>58181042
EVERYTHING is fat free nowadays
>>58181037
haven't thought of that
New thread fucking pronto.
Utter runts...
>>58180849
>sayedul Islam
Is this an actual fucking name?
>>58181050
>I wish she would've aborted me
so do I and didn't read a word after that
you're a little fucking crybaby
>>58180793
any source on this? Been seeing this for the last 3 years desu.
Would only care because they shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson. But I don't think its crazy to have someone as influential as Harriet Tubman was on the currency.
She saved tons of lives
>>58181026
Its probably tonsilitis or something similar
When I swallowed it felt like I was being stabbed
>>58180849
Ah so we are dancing our usual dance again.
>>58180892
>>58180919
she won btw
>>58180936
Shove a couple of pies down your throat, cunt.
>>58181026
Then go to the doctors...
