racial insensitivity edition
crayon pop
>>58175771
why is ellin trying to drink with the cap still on?
maisie
Asuka.
>when you've been wiping for 20 minutes and your arse is still shitty
False fag edition
*creaks and falls through your bedroom ceiling followed by piss bottles and empty food packages*
um
*burns down mosque*
smells like kebab
>>58175795
take a guess
>>58175750
kek this bob marley snapchat filter is great
right next to the third eye one
going to try and break up with the gf on tuesday
wish me luck lads
>>58175750
black isn't a race, it's a religion
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-36094328
oh wow
>>58175854
Are you the lad that's wants a thick fuck buddy?
Lads I finally did it. I sent her a friend request.
I am not bantering you when I say that I now have an erratic heart rate, spaghetti legs, and I am very dizzy.
Wish me luck please.
What are the normalfags into at the moment lads?
crayon dipshits probably wear fuckin nappys ahahaha
newsflash you're all cunts
howling
- bez
>>58175828
what kind of cake is it
>>58175921
fruit cake
the so called "national" "union" of "students"
>>58175771
>>58175853
>tfw don't have those funny snapchat filters
How do I get them, lads
>>58175917
you'll work for me one day
>>58175897
yes 100% send them my way
>>58175937
that offends me
>>58175948
*decks you out cold* sayonara
>>58175943
>national union
Sounds a bit fascistic desu lads
>>58174897
>>58174897
what's this about lads
>waiting for the bus
>some cunt puts his cigarette in the cigarette bin
>dirty cunt smoke starts coming out the bin and blowing in my face
hate these fucking cylindrical cigarette bins built into the side of normal bins lads
>>58175944
>tfw they're not available on 4s
>>58175888
The NUS needs fucking burning down. Can someone bomb their annual conference?
>>58175983
Birmingham
>>58175967
fucking hell this lad used to post incessantly on /fa/
>>58175950
You like spicy latinas?
>>58175944
open front camera and hold down on your face and then scroll through them
>>58175911
When she declines it don't do a poleaboo
>>58176000
alright smart arse
Haha these crazy yanks think there are 20 months in a year
>>58176033
GOOD POST
nimbys are at it again
i can smell them
>>58175989
Even worse when they don't bother stubbing it out and it sets all the other fag ends on fire.
>>58175888
> the so-called Islamic State
Birmingham:
more canals than venice
more asians than asia
Daddy said to remind you all that tomorrow is no-lunch day and that nobody will get paid until all the chimneys are sparkling clean x
>>58175999
They'll probably bomb themselves with the amount of Muslim pandering they do
4 minutes til 4:20 on 4/20
roll em up boys
>>58176080
Birmingham was a mistake
nah not feeling it today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRhsvLaV8qE
And the weaves go FLYING!!!
>>58176102
I just want their LGBT conference gassed. They say white gay men are now oppressive racists kek..
>>58176115
sometimes happens to me. nerves have never been the same since the fire.
>>58176080
delet
>>58176106
fuck off continental twat
wind your neck in
lads someone walk me through breaking up with a girl
>>58176105
tfw don't have any
poor prep on my behalf
>>58176168
don't do it you'll regret it
>>58176145
I lived in Birmingham for 18 years asshat
Dull as fuck city centre
>>58175888
>Her campaigns have included "Why Is My Curriculum White?"
I read about that in my uni paper. Was basically a load of seditious bollocks designed to ostracize whites in their own country. Made me rage pretty hard at the time.
>>58176151
bruh ur a savage cryingwithlaughteremoticon
Is this thick of it the greatest british tv programme ever lads
>>58176168
>"I really think we should just be friends."
>"W-what?! I mean I knew you wouldn't love me forever but how could you do this to me?!"
>"Forever? Bitch please. I only liked you for the booty, u trippin."
business idea: boars.4chan.org, an imageboard for wild pigs
>>58175911
I messaged her on FB messenger yesterday afternoon
I was scared too
I waited and waited and she FINALLY wrote back late last night as I was drifting off to sleep
I had pleasant dreams lad
had this lump of phlegm stuck in my throat all day
>>58176215
for a boring weird cunt like yourself yeah
>asshat
FOY
>>58176215
>asshat
was that Birmingham, Alabama or?
>>58176215
waheyy the city centre is actually fairly decent with quite a lot going on compared to most places in the UK
t. not from birmingham
3 days till St Georges day
business idea:
boards.4chins.org, an imageboard for fat people with multiple chins
You can press my hair
undress me everywhere
>>58176258
Lemme lick it out for you
>>58175911
Lads I need some help here. The girl is in one of my college classes, but I've only ever had one conversation with her, and that was about 200 days ago.
It's not creepy to send request to people you barely know, r-right? Should I have a good excuse for doing so?
If so, I'm thinking that I could ask her why she's not been to class for several weeks. That doesn't make me seem overly bearing does it?
She also has her own website and writes articles for other ones. Would it be too much of a coincidence if I said "Hey, I was reading something on this website and I found you! I thought one of your articles was really great."?
Oh God I'm going to be sick.
>>58176319
Till what?
>>58176325
*brush
politics idea: abolish corporation tax
Does anyone think Henry VIII was actually a good guy and that any bad news about him is Papist propaganda?
Scottish Parliament voting intention (list):
SNP: 47% (-1)
CON: 19% (+2)
LAB: 18% (-1)
GRN: 8% (+3)
LDEM: 4% (-3)
(via Panelbase)
>>58176325
I would pay good money for you to keep your clothes on.
done a survey about the referendum on googe.com lads
>>58176399
>SCOTTISH LABOUR
also surprised ukip don't even get 1% seeing as they're set to get a few seats in wales
>>58176031
I won't make the same mistake as him. I know a more clear cut method.
Bare summery vibes in my ends lads
Hey, what's up?
candid hotspot mentioned
found the biggest reddit cunts going >>58176380 >>58176332 >>58176325
>>58176389
Given how cucked the current Pope is, Henry did nothing wrong.
>>58176435
>>58176468
>tfw been usurped
>>58176468
All me
reckon anyone who calls the pope a cuck would think jesus was a cuck and isn't a christian
>>58176197
I really won't
>>58176253
W-what did she say? Did it go well?
>>58176403
Thanks m8. Making a Paypal as we speak
>>58176319
I hate how Manchester is such a lefty shithole that the day goes by unpassed hwile actual English cities have parades and such.
>>58176468
>7 (You)'s
I'm quite active tonight lads haha
>>58176453
been there a few times
>>58176482
>RebelliousScot2013
>>58176451
OH MY GOD
>That scene where Nicky begins reading facts off of Wikipedia and making Louis feel uncomfortable
I want a follow up to this badly, these kids deserve their own show or something.
>>58176513
watch a man in a dragon costume dance around, and the school choir does a little performance
quite nice
>>58176468
*deletes reddit*
who you calling reddit buddy?
>>58176482
Business Idea: Force Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales, South West of England and North of England to leave the UK
>>58176468
>0 (You)s
failure of a post
>>58176473
>Redpilled England and Scotland to rampant popery
>Secured England's independence from a Pope insistent on furthering continental interests.
>Literally made a fortune killing stupid monks.
Henry is based, deal with it catholeeches.
>>58176351
Don't do that
>>58176523
>when he start's going muh heritage on him
>>58176248
Coons do have a simplistic charm about them.
>>58176556
Additional Idea: Your income needs to be over £30,000 to remain in the Union
>>58176351
Bad idea. Think you might have bollocksed everything.
>>58176451
OH MY GAWD
>>58176509
>How have you been!?!
Those exclamation points made it all worth it lad
Keep those hopes alive
>>58176453
My wifes bull on the right.
might have given myself diabetes with all of these frappes
>>58176567
Don't do what. What was particularly bad?
>>58176403
Picture this: we were both butt naked, banging on the floor
>>58176566
True Queen
>>58176482
>People are unelectable for telling the truth and the Scots are so fucked in the head they want their politicians to tell lies
No wonder the SNP are so popular there.
>tfw ugly
>>58176671
>>58176661
people don't wank to this do they? girls they don't even know, wearing not particularly revealing clothing, in public?
>>58176583
So now you have to pay cleaners, bus drivers etc. 30k a year?
going outside
x
eating some food
>>58176500
pol has moved on to Paganism. The one true lord is the frog god Kek.
might have a wank
could do with a tranny cumming in my arse and I get a prostate orgasm, and then we cuddle with each other
>>58176588
I've only sent her a friend request. No messages yet.
You're scaring me lad.
Went on 40 mile bike ride and now just chilling in the garden.
>>58176680
Scots would rather believe a Braveheart fiction about "English pigs" fucking them over than the facts that we English pay for fucking everything those cunts have, including their education and prescriptions.
listening to vaporwave lads
>>58176556
Oh you're not stealing all of our money for the past 2,000 years and then fucking us off when we expect something in return.
Fuck the Celts though.
did a little screwup at work lads
it wouldn't be so bad but i did it 10-20 times
might leave it for my coworker to sort out
>>58176657
You haven't spoken to her in ages it might be weird to just add her out the blue
Also it seems bare nosey to start asking why she hasn't been in class
>>58176721
Automatic cultural man detected
>>58176762
FOY
>>58176739
good lad
if i still owned a bicycle i would go and ride it somewhere right now
going to listen to some Wagner then read some Conrad before beddies
You'll all probably work for me one day
>>58176538
If only. Lefties need to be hanged for treason.
>>58176716
hope you choke
>>58176733
Good going rafī‘. You have literally nothing to lose.
I was going to suggest talking her up about the article and going from there but this is good too.
Good luck
>>58176817
didnt care at the time and dont care now
>>58176812
>people who disagree with me should be killed
Having a wank
If you don't work for me one day it's because I threw your CV straight in the bin
>>58176812
Papists and left wingers are treasonous swine.
>>58176812
bad luck
>>58176838
it was sarcastic anyway, sorry if that didn't come across
The five countries of the UK:
Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England and London
London has the second highest population of the five, second biggest economy, it's own devolved assembly and the differences between england and london are as big as the differences between england and wales
>>58176827
what did he mean by this?
>>58176859
dont care
just dont fucking care
going to choke now to spite you
when you spend some time on /brit/ and you realise its full of normies then you think you're a normie too and you start to like it then you come full circle and realise you average /brit/ poster is more abnormie than average on 4chan and it's all an act and gimmicks
the full circle of /brit/ i feel at home again
>>58176887
>mfw the plan has worked
>>58176759
They really would.
>>58176624
And what did you say lad? Was that the end of the conversation? Do you think you might hit the jackpot?
Please anon, I need help. The other lads are making me have a heart attack.
>>58176733
You should be scared. She'll think you're a right sad act. She's probably forgotten that you even had that one conversation by now as well as your name (if she ever knew it). She probably received your friend request whilst she was with her friends and they all went through your profile and pictures and had a right giggle.
>>58176895
>abnormies actually believe this
fuck off you weird cunt
>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>58176739
Some chav is disturbing my peace by riding his fucking motorbike up and down the street. Wish the cunt would fall off and break his neck.
Got oneitis last year because of how cute a girl's nose was. We didn't end up having anything in common though and I lost my oneitis. Weird few months at the start though. Ever fallen for a girl because of something unconventional, lads?
>>58176881
rafī‘ means something like partner in Egyptian if that's what you're asking
>>58176887
Please dont, people from Norfolk are very socially awkward, they don't know how to behave in civil society.
>>58176937
nah, he's one of ours
>>58176838
People who are traitors should be killed, yes.
It's not about disagreeing, you can think what ever you please, but those who are active traitors deserve nothing less.
>>58176906
>They actually believe it.
Dear god, I hope a few Scots are still loyalists and don't buy into this bullshit. After all the money we spent bailing these cunts out and now they want to leave. An actual invasion may be legit justified to get our investment back.
>>58176916
you're not a normie, it's all an act
i actually expect to get more beta comments in /brit/ than pretty much any other general, even /cum/
but it has a culture of tryharding coming across over-normal, and then oscillating back to extreme "no gf" stuff
it's cute
>>58176895
>when you spend some time on /brit/ and you realise its full of normies then you think you're a normie too
its not
and no one does but the severe borderline suicidal autists
>>58176948
I only recently mastered the use of cutlery, which puts me ahead of most of the county.
Queen's birthday tomorrow lads did you get her a card?
>That Big Fat Quiz of the Year episode where James Corden ordered a pizza on air
current plan
>go to her house
>leave my shoes on and don't take anything out of my pockets
>sit down on her bed with her
>tell her I'm not feeling it anymore
sound good?
>abnormies actually believe this
>fuck off you weird cunt
>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>58177010
If it's not a bank holiday I don't fucking care.
never been closer to suicide lads haha
>>58176994
me in the burgundy
>>58176994
>viper rooms sheffield
Feels weird when it's pictures from a night club you regularly go to haha
>>58176996
/brit/ is diverse
diversity is strength
>>58177026
Why you breaking up with hdr
>>58176930
I fell for a friend but saw her kissing a black on a night out. I still love her but I couldn't ever let myself get with her because of it.
The shit thing is that she has started to express interest in me.
Would executing all SNP voting Scots be justified lads?
If traitors should die then surely these judases should be no exception.
>>58176776
>might be weird
Okay lad what is it? What about when men ask random girls out and how many women have 1000 facebook friends?
Maybe those rules don't apply to people you do know, but only barely.
>>58176912
I told her how it's been forever and I've missed her
>I've missed you too! it has been forever! What have you been up to? How's work been?
That was this morning
I told her work's been crazy but i like it (waiting on reply)
Procrastination is a really bad thing lads.
who else /actualnormie/ and just loves to shitpost with the lads?
>>58176996
>some people make autistic posts about being lonely ergo there are no normal people in the thread
a good chunk of the reddit flags for example are fully functioning social people
>>58177059
/brit/ would be 10x if all the pakis, niggers and brummies fucked off
>>58176947
Gee Billy, how come your mum lets you have two party rings?
>>58176996
/brit/ is for failed normies and those stuck in the middle of being more normie than the rest of 4chan yet still socially inept
>>58177033
reddit is overly emotional
that's why /r9k/ is reddit colony
>>58177096
think most people are
>>58177067
You've made the right decision lad.
>>58177057
>me in the burgundy
>>58177010
fuck I forgot
>>58177006
>mfw working in retail and having to deal with old working class people who have lived in Norfolk their entire life
>mfw hearing "quit yer blaarin' " for the first time
Can't even fucking undersand them, they miss out so many vowels there's hardly any word left. God I'll be so happy when I move out of this shithole.
>>58177109
>all the pakis, niggers and brummies
all me
>>58177117
>those stuck in the middle of being more normie than the rest of 4chan yet still socially inept
All me desu
>>58177063
want to chase other girls
she's too young
we don't have any chemistry
she likes me too much
not even really attractive to me anymore either 2bh
>>58177096
all me
>>58177096
This is a normie general
All abnormies need to fuck off
>>58177010
gunna write her a congratulatory telegram
>>58177096
The robots and grand wizards would say I'm a normie, but the normies would say I'm a bit of an odd one
I'm stuck in some sort of limbo
>tried to dampen my dry baki
>now it's just wet and the filter gets damp as i'm smoking
literally why even live
>>58177096
>>58177175
these 2bh
>>58177205
>baki
>>58177133
I keep telling myself that, but it is crushing me inside.
I suppose a man has to stick by his principles or he is nothing.
Why are middle aged northerners so rude and generally fat?
Always heard the stereotype that northerners were friendly but they are often loud, mouthy, smug and rude twats with a chip on their shoulder
>>58176827
Thanks lad. Finally some encouragement. I needed that. Any advice though?
>>58177096
>>58177098
all me
>>58177205
A slice of cucumber works pretty well. You didn't just pour water into the pouch, did you?
What do you classify as a normie?
>this is a normie general
>t. came here last month
>>58177235
Scot genes mate.
>>58177051
oi oi Rashers don't you have someone to behead?
the more often someone posts about being a normie, the more likely it is they're a weird lonely hanger-on on the fringes of a social circle desperate to feel better by belittling weirder people on the chon
>>58177261
>>this is a normie general
only turbo autists think this
>>58177233
If she's willing to kiss a nigger, worse still, a random nigger. Imagine how little she actually cares about herself and how fucked her mind must be to roll the dice with that shit. Like 50% of the cunts have an STD of some kind.
>>58177261
it was an abnormie anime nonce general before
this is no longer the case
my constant abuse and harassment of anime posters has cleaned up the place a bit
>>58177084
Just play it cool, never message her twice in a row. Throw out the bait and let her bite.
You may be a sub-human yank, but you are like our pet, I don't want to see you fuck it up.
>>58177098
>a good chunk of the reddit flags for example are fully functioning social people
lmao
>>58177235
>born in a poor area
>receive poor education
>fail to get a job
>commit crime, make your area poorer
>too poor to move
>have babies early because there's bugger all else to do
>they're born in a poor area
>goto 1
It's grim up North
>>58177161
It's efficiency, they just blend the whole sentence into a single noise and slur it in your direction.
>>58177248
i might have, it's one of those 100g boxes and i left it in the sun so it needed some moisturisin
>>58177232
bakis out
>tfw so normie you made Cornwall invent the FONT meme
>>58177312
The thing is i'm from an ex coal mining village in the midlands and everyone is much nicer here
>>58177293
"All Me" is a song by Canadian rapper Drake from his third studio album Nothing Was the Same (2013). The song was serviced to urban contemporary radio as the album's third official single on September 24, 2013. "All Me" features fellow rappers 2 Chainz and Big Sean, with production from Finally Famous' Key Wane, and additional production from Noah "40" Shebib. This song peaked at number 20 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
>>58177096
How can you be a normie is you are a foreigner? They are the weirdest of the lot.
>>58177309
Good lad
>tfw been in /brit/ so long I was in /epl/
Should I get stoned now or later lads?
Very serious question, I only have one joint
>>58177309
delusional, why don't you go have a cry in the instasync about your small knob?
>>58177368
Later.
Is there a website to help you blend in with normies like in that one IT crowd episode where Moss and Roy pretended to be football fans
>>58177372
>calls me delusional
>posts delusions
ahh yes, marvellous
>>58177242
Don't think too much about what you'll say to her or how to respond to her when she's talking to you. Just say what's on your mind. Get comfy and confident with yourself.
And don't try to hard, either. Nothing more pitiful than someone chasing another who's actively pushing them away.
>>58177368
>le epic drug man is here
Greetings good sir!
who /normie by 4chan standards but still watches anime and posts anime images/ here?
>>58177308
All true, no matter how much it hurts. The red pill is hard to swallow.
>>58177251
verbal ability
able to recognize basic emotion
doesn't have fits or rage issues
didn't go to a "special" school
showers daily and lives in a clean space
>>58177310
Naw dawg, it's all cool
I'm not worried anymore now that she finally got back to me
I was worried she had broken off our friendship since it had been forever since we talked last but when she said she's missed me too I know it's all chill
>>58177350
At least in the midlands you get the chance to get about and make opportunities for yourself
Poortherners have become so bitter and jaded over the years of blaming other people for their shortcomings that they look down on anyone striving for success, they're a self-fulfilling prophecy
>>58177347
He used to say "fuck off abnormie twat" a lot but the you know who will ban you for spamming that as it's "low quality" think he invented "font" to confuse the conductor
business idea: receive a good education in the south living with your parents, move to the north and use your qualifications to get a job and a cheap house, have kids, send them south to live with their grandparents and receive a good education, they then move north, etc
pure unbridled sexual deviancy
>>58177366
English Paki League? Yeah, I bet you were
>>58177417
Don't worry lad. You'll find a nice redpilled qt some day. Luckily, my city is filled to the brim with them.
>>58177433
get paid less in the poorth
>>58177404
Ahh yes, I see you're currently going through the denial phase.
>tfw missed an email about one of my essays being included in a collection of outstanding work in uni this year and now it's probably too late
mama would have been so proud
bladder has calmed itself, but i desire more coffee
WHAT GLORIOUS DAY, LADS.
Lads at what time does the nationalism and hatred begin?
>>58177400
It's called /sp/. go to a thread involving what ever sporting event and use 4chan as a way in on a subject normies would like, just like that episode of the IT crowd.
>fall for the rustlers group meme and go to a uni up north
>absolutely rammed full of southerners and people from the home counties
>>58177433
literally what I'm doing atm
plus making money off my land
>>58177458
cost of living is also less
>>58177428
He said "fuck off normie twat" to me so much it became a thing for him, so he shortened it to FONT and started targetting multiple people in each thread - that's when he started getting banned for it
I want to be in bed with Jesus
