Kingdom of Northumbria edition
cara
crayon pop
>>58186805
>>58186818
really think you two need to have a good long look at yourselves
karen
Barely find any of these girls on POF attractive desu. Am I gay?
lads
>>58186792
I clicked the scroll wheel on my new mouse to get to this thread
making diner
>>58186805
Why are you in every single thread? There hasn't been a thread I've been in where you haven't been there.
Don't they have a Neanderthal general?
(quim)
Reminder this is a BRIT thread.
Finished my fake CV lads.
You're now looking at the proud owner of a Degree in Statistics and Analysis from the University of York.
Post sick donk tunes lads x
Lads, am I becoming a normie?
>Unironically rapped along to an Outkast song out loud in work with a girl
>Same girl showed me a funny picture about David Cameron and I laughed and we joked about how much we hate the Tories
>Talked about football with a lad in work for about 30 minutes, unironically said "see you later lad" as well
>Called a girl I fancy on the phone who I haven't seen for months and usually just text very occasionally, jokingly suggested we should meet up when she's back and she said "aww, I'd actually love that"
*
Wessex
Who /used to post from laptop/pc but now post from tablet as it's comfier/
theyre on the way lads
>>58186941
Wessexians are objectively better.
Northumbrians are fucking dane cucks.
>>58186929
>>Same girl showed me a funny picture about David Cameron and I laughed and we joked about how much we hate the Tories
>>Talked about football with a lad in work for about 30 minutes, unironically said "see you later lad" as well
>flag
What? Am I being trolled here?
*wap sesiar*
>>58186929
>>58186919
Nice work!
>>58186909
solely here to haunt you
And for my 19th birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat.
>>58186992
Will they be there on time for her birthday bash though?
>>58186897
what you having
>>58187024
You ain't haunting me. You wanna go you cunt??
*_*
>>58187033
Counter-doxxed :)
>why yes, i do believe people should only ever socialise, fall in love with and reproduce with others of their same race
>>58187033
oh well
>>58187068
not sure, hope so
I BELIEVE /brit/ SHOULD BE ABOUT BRITISH
BRITISH (You)s FOR BRITISH POSTERS
>>58187044
?natsitirb fo retsinim emirp emoceb egin era lliw nehw
had a good session of work lads
>>58187111
going to scratch and bite you motherfucker be afraid
>>58187122
literally the most inherent inner truth known to man you parasitical infant
>>58187142
Billy is the guy on the left, with the blue hat.
>>58187138
BLOODY IMMIGRANTS COMING OVER FROM THE CONTINENT TO STEAL OUR MEMES.
mandem
give me something to watch on Goyflix
>Brighton OKcupid
Not even once..
So am I becoming a normie?
>>58187218
King Kong tv show
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse?
>>58187218
narcos is decent
>>58187169
FUCKING COME ON THEN!!
tnafni lacitisarap uoy nam ot nwonk hturt renni tnerehni tsom eht yllaretil>
>>58187218
Jack and Jill
>>58187231
I don't believe you and another yank discussed your hatred of the tories.
Every day here you come walking
I hold my tongue, I don't do much talking
You say you're happy and you're doin' fine well go ahead, baby, I got plenty of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btFELvxhYUE
>>58187251
completed it mate
>>58187228
Okcupid in general is dire, fucking every other girl seems to have the need to proclaim her love for Corbyn/socialism/feminism/blah blah...
Published on 15 Sep 2013
There are certain truths which stand out so openly on the roadsides of life that every passer-by may see them. Yet, because of their very obviousness, the general run of people disregard such truths or at least they do not make them the object of any conscious knowledge. People are so blind to some of the simplest facts in everyday life that they are highly surprised when somebody calls attention to what everybody ought to know.
all the innumerable forms in which the life-urge of Nature manifests itself are subject to a fundamental law--one may call it an iron law of Nature--which compels the various species to keep within the definite limits of their own life-forms when propagating and multiplying their kind. Each animal mates only with one of its own species. The titmouse cohabits only with the
titmouse, the finch with the finch, the stork with the stork, the field-mouse with the field-mouse, the house-mouse with the house-mouse, the wolf with the she-wolf, etc.
Every crossing between two breeds which are not quite equal results in a product which holds an intermediate place between the levels of the two parents. This means that the offspring will indeed be superior to the parent which stands in the biologically lower order of being, but not so high as the higher parent. For this reason it must eventually succumb in any struggle against the higher species. The stronger must dominate and not mate with the weaker.
>Job spec doesn't include who the company is, or what industry they work in.
>Requirements: Commercial awareness
>>58187228
made a okcupid once and saw a girl with dyed armpits never logged back in again
post that picture lads, you know the one i'm on about
>>58186926
I guess i just fall in luv with donk tunes, what's wrong with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJo98061Wl4
>>58187339
They all secretly crave right wing cock m8.
>>58187228
Why do these losers have to make everything so complicated
Just say you like men and/or women
>you parasitical infant
>>58187346
This urge for the maintenance of the unmixed breed, which is a phenomenon that prevails throughout the whole of the natural world, results not only in the sharply defined outward distinction between one species and another but also in the internal similarity of characteristic qualities which are peculiar to each breed or species.
If Nature does not wish that weaker individuals should mate with the stronger, she wishes even less that a superior race should intermingle with an inferior one; because in such a case all her efforts, throughout hundreds of thousands of years, to establish an evolutionary higher stage of being, may thus be rendered futile.
If we review all the causes which contributed to bring about the downfall of the German people we shall find that the most profound and decisive cause must be attributed to the lack of insight into the racial problem and especially in the failure to recognize the Jewish danger.
By neglecting the problem of preserving the racial foundations of our national life, the old Empire abrogated the sole right which entitles a people to live on this planet. Nations that make mongrels of their people, or allow their people to be turned into mongrels, sin against the Will of Eternal Providence. And thus their overthrow at the hands of a stronger opponent cannot be looked upon as a wrong but, on the contrary, as a restoration of justice. If a people refuses to guard and uphold the qualities with which it has been endowed by Nature and which have their roots in the racial blood, then such a people has no right to complain over the loss of its earthly existence.
Everything on this earth can be made into something better, provided always that the racial blood is kept pure. But the loss of racial purity will wreck inner happiness for ever. It degrades men for all time to come. And the physical and moral consequences can never be wiped out.
>>58187110
stir fry
>>58187347
agencies do that so other agencies don't get in contact with the company and try and offer to advertise the job as well
t. briefly worked in an agency
>>58187376
You're welcome anon.
>>58187400
If this unique problem be studied and compared with the other problems of life we shall easily recognize how small is their importance in comparison with this. They are all limited to time; but the problem of the maintenance or loss of the purity of the racial blood will last as long as man himself lasts.
The black-haired Jewish youth lies in wait for hours on end, satanically glaring at and spying on the unsuspicious girl whom he plans to seduce, adulterating her blood and removing her from the bosom of her own people. The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people. In his systematic efforts to ruin girls and women he strives to break down the last barriers of discrimination between him and other peoples. The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate. For as long as a people remain racially pure and are conscious of the treasure of their blood, they can never be overcome by the Jew. Never in this world can the Jew become master of any people except a bastardized people. That is why the Jew systematically endeavours to lower the racial quality of a people by permanently adulterating the blood of the individuals who make up that people.
>>58187390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En1IgPz1jfk
>>58187376
>>58187286
she posts on /brit/
>>58187391
True, but none of them are gf material 2bh
socset a edistuo elibom em dekcin ikaP
gnimets
>>58187473
I don't believe that either
So we're all pretty much in agreement that the monarchy should gain some of its power back, right?
>why yes, i do think mein kampf is worth taking seriously
lads im obsessed with fedoras yet ive never seen anyone wearing one IRL before. wat do
>>58187436
But how do I meet the requirements if I don't know what industry they work in?
This also makes me laugh when you get to an interview and they say "Why do you want to work for us".
I really want to apply with "Well honestly m8 I didn't even know what you did or who you were till the recruiter told me yesterday".
>>58187464
not a huge fan of this cover Tbh
that being said I prefer it to the smiths version
What's life like oop north?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O17MA58P-QY
>>58187528
>letting the monarchy have more power
>Charles might be in charge one day soon
welp
>>58187541
>why yes, i am originally from pakistan
post hype tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD1Lfnmi0mQ
>>58187376
>>58187346
>>58187400
>>58187454
>>58187528
No.
alri lads
>>58187528
Some?
My good chap...
What are you, a republican?
>>58187437
First time I've ever heard of a real-life heem
I don't have any mates lads.
JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs
sdal irla
>>58187528
yes
>>58187657
get a net and catch some
Can you pay people to write you a good CV?
>>58187384
COME ON YOU CUNT!!
>>58187597
>dont talk to me or my 5 dads again
>>58187597
>don't talk to me or my son or my dwarf or my stalker or my statue or my figurine ever again
>>58187688
n-no
crazy that you lot waste your lives away posting here.
what exactly are you accomplishing? You were born in the first world as a white male. You could be doing so many things other than this.
>Region empty, no flag yet or you did not set.
v.good drink
>>58187666
am right here actually
>why yes, i do think giving an unelected retard more powers is a good idea
>>58187339
>every other girl seems to have the need to proclaim her love for Corbyn/socialism/feminism/blah blah..
Hahaha, literally as I read your reply I swiped and got this beaut.
?????????????mmmmmmmmmu
????????stsitfel
>>58187746
>implying there's anywhere else I can talk to a bunch of fringe class disillusioned young adults
You and I it had to be the standing joke of the year
You were a sleep-around,
Of lost and found
And not for me I fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abA8Xs2VGQE
>>58187755
How much alcohol in it?
>>58187779
stop this reeeeeeeee
>crazy that you lot waste your lives away posting here.
>what exactly are you accomplishing? You were born in the first world as a white male.
>You could be doing so many things other than this.
>>58187755
Sounds a bit french to me my good chap.
>>58187746
>as a white male
Not white lad, got Northern Irish grandparents.
>>58187384
>>58186926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgS4zSaCmA0
Mercia best kingdom
>>58187528
Based Chuck the Lion of Britain will install himself with absolute authority with full backing of the military when Liz dies. He will have the bankers hung in the streets, install a debt free treasury certificates based currency system that eliminates national debt and usury, expel all Jews to Israel and send every single non-white in Britain to the camps he has secretly been building over the last few decades and turn them all into compost which he will sell as "eco-friendly" for £5000 a bag to the yanks, subsequently launching Britain into a new age of economic prosperity and wealth which he himself freely dishes out to his loyal subjects.
>>58187801
great image!
>Log into my OKCupid for the first time in months
>Do the Tinder-esque Quickmatch swipey thing
>About half my """"matches"""" are gay men listed as females so they can match with men
REALLY don't see the point as OKC lets you search for fucking anything anyway
>>58187809
>french
>Germany tries to forge a european empire with a strong military, gets ultimately defeated by diplomacy
>Germany then tries again to form a european empire through diplomacy
sbmudiremA taf yhtif ot ruoirepus si erutluc hsitirB
>>58187839
Fucking fanny
>>58187854
>with full backing of the military
No chance.
just had a business idea so ingenious that i'm not even going to share it here in case someone steals it
>>58187904
are you stealing the piss?
>>58187880
>>58187801
bruv these books were GOAT
Naughty Nick and the Nettle Nibbler was my favourite
>>58187809
It's actually Italian and good if you want a strong lemon flavour with a slight sherbet quality to it
>>58187929
juse le pretending to be le ret arded xDDD
>>58187192
tough titties lad
>>58187746
>White
Literally not. Still more "american" than any white "american" as my ancestors were actually natives of this fucking land
Literally no one talks or gives a shit about us though lol
>>58187893
>gets ultimately defeated by diplomacy
Yes we all sent strongly worded letters to Hitler until he saw the rational points of our arguments didn't we
eaten quite a lot of bread today
Can't tell whether that it's me who's boring or the lad I'm talking to.
>>58187907
Found the Pictish traitor scum.
>>58187929
I don't think there was a joke being made I think you're just a welly
>>58187925
Are you looking to get chinned?
>people unironically worship german inbreds because they're told these people are better than everyone else
>>58187904
>I can only consume alcoholic drinks
must suck to be you
>>58187907
Shut it paki
>>58187850
good boy
>>58187775
>Prototypical female Okcupid user
>>58187969
Countries banded together, even direct ideological foes in a grand alliance to defeat germany
need hapa gf lads
>>58187985
Found the deluded paki kiddie fiddler
*walks past the urinals*
*goes into a cubical to pee*
>>58188044
handsome couple ngl
>>58188043
We didn't "band together" you fucking retard, Hitler decided to invade the Soviet Union whilst already at war with Britain. That's literally it.
doing a poo
>>58188062
Found the SNP voting Iron Brew drinking Scotchman.
>>58188100
You can't sit down on a urinal
>>58188100
*uses the disabled toilet even though im not disabled*
Think it's me.
>>58187301
I was expecting more (You)s for this funny pic I have to be honest lads
>>58188135
Still better than a fucking child molesting shitskin
She had me at dank memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deSRpSn8Pyk
looks alri
*punches my window, completely smashing it to bits*
*rabble outside is sent packing*
How many JF's have you BONG'D lads?
Only this jap student for me
>>58188124
Ahh yes, the usa didn't provide lend lease aid to both the soviet union and britain or send hundreds of thousands of troops to both australia and mainland britain to help in the war effort?
simply eric
you say josie i say no-sie
Уoця a вциcн of пoвs
Literally just paid a company in Yorkshire £30 to write my CV lads
>>58188135
The same SNP that, despite wanting an independent nation, want to retain the monarchy as HOS?
You really are a fucking dumb bastard.
>>58188240
fucked a japanese lad in a wig once
cost me 100$ for an hour
>>58188213
I bet she's unironically a coalburner
>>58188208
Found the man who thinks Scottish is a culture.
>>58188268
cyka blyat
>>58188213
>make fun of authoritarian dictators
stupid slag will be the first to go on the day of the rope
So can that lad explain his french and san pellegrino joke?
>>58188213
looks fabricated to me
>>58188213
>she thinks she isn't a normie
>>58188321
>he thinks there will be a day of the rope
ah yes very impressive
>>58188044
me behind the camera
>Looking for: men, near me, ages 19‑36, for non-monogamous short-term dating, casual sex, and new friends.
Is this map total shite? Should I just restart? Haven't even got any horses near me
>>58188302
Found the paki who thinks he's culturally enriching Britain by raping 11 yo girls and shitting in the streets
>>58188355
let me believe
>>58188213
fake because she doesn't even look like a Sagittarius
Reminder that Canada, South Africa, Australia, New zealand, india and a few others had control over their foreign policy and could have declined to join ww2 (Like the irish free state, another dominion did)
That FUCKING chav is back with his fucking motorbike.
I really hope the cunt falls off and breaks his neck.
>>58188364
>The city of Britain
>AD 2016
>>58188373
>civ
very very very very very good idea
>>58188373
Fuck off literal child
Me in the middle
>>58188373
>He doesn't place all his cities on the coast
>>58188373
>playing civ 5
Just fucking neck yerself, lad.
>>58188419
all me
>>58188391
Just imagine being in that crowd and you're dying for a shit
*teleports into thread*
*raises fist into the air and clenches it making all the lights go out*
fufufufufu... pathetic humans
>>58188390
Found the Celt who fucks dogs and his own children because of "kolcher"
anyone else laugh when bad things happen to attractive women?
why didnt we listen
was menna meet the mannaman for weed, now hes gone cos it's raining and he doesn't work when theres no one about :( booooooo no blazing on 4 20 for me
>>58188373
>he didn't start on the coast
Just uninstall the game, m8
>>58188419
fascinating stuff!
>tfw no huge geographically accurate heptarchy-era britain map for civ 5 with resources
>>58188485
He literally wanted us to take over the world together.
We didn't.
We lost our empire and our culture.
>Irish """""""free""""""" state
>still a dominion
>>58188465
Found the paki who truly believes he's wanted in Britain or on /brit/
reading about the mongols.
they used to own v. nice clothes apparently. in the winter they would wear Russian silks and in the summer they would wear Chinese silks.
that is more wealthy mongols anyway. the poor apparently wore dog furs lol.
they also didnt wash their clothes as they believed doing so upset the gods so they'd wear them constantly until they literally fell off into rags.
and additionally they were massive cucks too. in some mongol clans it was considered the heigh of hospitality to let a visitor shag your wife/sister/daughter.
>>58188419
>Irish free state
It was not even called that back in WW2
>>58188485
Just imagine if Hitler lived long enough to meet chavs and watch Jeremy Kyle in the mornings
>>58188462
i bet i can guess if you have half of those without blood tests right now
>>58188550
Baited :)
>>58188419
japan would have attacked us regardless
>>58188576
>Russian silks
oops, meant Russian *furs
So can that lad explain his french and san pellegrino joke?
>But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo,
>What the hell am I doing here?
>I don't belong here.
>I don't care if it hurts,
>I want to have control,
>I want a perfect body,
>I want a perfect soul,
>I want you to notice,
>When I'm not around,
>You're so fucking special,
>I wish I was special.
>>58188398
what is a sagittarius supposed to look like
t. sagittarius
Happy Birthday to one of the most misunderstood men of our time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDLyKSYRqXM
>>58188577
Okay.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
Satisfied now mate? Honestly you people are so fucking demanding.
>reading about the mongols
>>58188650
No.
>>58188474
yes
>>58188538
>On 10 May 1941, Hess parachuted into Scotland; the reason for his doing so was ostensibly to meet with the Duke and plot a secret peace treaty that would lead to the supremacy of Germany within Europe and the reinforcement of the British Empire without.
why didnt we listen
just had a comfy thunderstorm lads
anyway, how about them pakis eh?
>>58188419
NZed single-handedly saved your worthless arses. Don't you EVER forget this.
>>58186941
Based Mercia. Cosy English countryside as its supposed to be.
>>58188659
fat, and usually have a distinctive mole on their face
>>58188692
please refrain from bullying me. i do not appreciate it.
made diner
>>58188673
Ireland = founded 1916
U.K = founded 1922
I couldn't think of anything good to comment so here's a recipe for apple pie
Preparation time
less than 30 mins
Cooking time
30 mins to 1 hour
Serves 6
Recommended by
71 people
Dietary
Vegetarian
Perfect your pastry to the Bikers’ standard with this delicious recipe for apple pie.
Equipment and preparation: You’ll need a 1.2 litre/2 pint pie dish.
Ingredients
For the filling
5oz golden caster sugar, plus 1 tbsp for sprinkling
1 tsp ground cinnamon
2 tbsp cornflour
600g/1lb 5oz Bramley cooking apples, peeled, cored, sliced
For the pastry
400g/14oz plain flour, plus extra rolling
2 tbsp caster sugar
1 lemon, zest only
250g/10oz cold butter, cut into cubes
1 free-range egg, beaten with 2 tbsp cold water, plus 1 free-range egg, beaten, to glaze
Method
For the pastry, place the flour, sugar and lemon zest into a bowl and rub in the butter until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs.
Add the beaten egg and stir with a round-bladed knife until the mixture forms a dough.
Set aside one-third of the pastry for the lid.
Roll out the remaining pastry on a lightly floured surface until the thickness of a pound coin and 5-7cm/2-3in larger than the pie dish.
Lift the pastry over the rolling pin and lower it gently into the pie dish.
Press the pastry firmly into the dish and up the sides, making sure there are no air bubbles. Chill the fridge for a few minutes.
Preheat the oven to 200C/180 (fan)/Gas 6. Place a baking tray into the oven to preheat.
For the filling, mix the sugar, cinnamon and cornflour in a large bowl. Stir in the apples.
Place the apple filling into the pie dish, making sure that it rises above the edge. Brush the rim of the dish with beaten egg.
Lightly knead the pastry trimmings and re-roll. Cut into leaf shapes place all around the edge of the pie, slightly overlapping each other, and glaze with more egg. Sprinkle the pie with sugar and bake in the centre of the oven for 45–55 minutes or golden-brown all over and the apples are tender.
>>58188718
back to balt lad
>>58188673
by world war 2 ireland was fully independent
the irish free state was a short lived dominion but that had ended by 139
>civ 5
>>58188696
>German-Anglo future
>Greatest culture all over the world
>World dominance
>Anglo-American
>Being FORCED to give up your territory
>Taxdodger culture prevailing in even the strongest cultured countries. [UK]
>>58188696
yeah we should have teamed up with the lads who thought it was a good idea to invade Russia
The longest page on wikipedia is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_New_Year_Honours...and I'm about to post the whole thing right here
>Go to an """"""""""""irish""""""""" pub in the US
>Pictures of the queen on the walls
>UVF iconography everywhere
>>58188462
fuck off Tilde you autistic little cunt
I'M FUCKING ON EDGE!!
Who is gonna let me shag their mama?!?
FUCK
>>58188673
southern ireland in ww2 was just called the republic of ireland you fucking autistic sperg faggot
>>58188770
>Ireland
>Existing
Not a funny meme please stop it.
>>58188867
literally untrue.
Irish "pubs" still have muh heritage faggots that obsess over with irish heritage, so they actually know the history,
>>58188640
you don't have them. even if i'm wrong i did guess, lad.
>>58188860
barbarossa would have succeeded without anglo money and backstabbing
>4 goals and 3 assists
Average day for Ratking
>>58188843
autism spectrum disorder lad?
>>58188858
>>58188696
>germany promises not to invade czechoslovakia
>does it anyway
>germany promises not to invade poland
>does it anyway
>germany promises not to invade britain
>????
slightly suspicious, my bet is germany wanted peace while they built up and invaded russia and then afterwards they would invade the UK
>Ireland
>>58188916
>Know the history
If Cromwell is painted as a villain, then clearly not.
>>58186805
this 2bh
do not reply to him
>>58188960
They are literally perfidious Albion!
Why did we forsake our blood brothers to the yanks?
Struggling to find a reason to live h-haha
>>58188659
it was a joke tbqh. she actually has very distinctive female sagittarian features. her height and naturally thin body type, her nose which curves upwards ever so slightly, her wide eyes, etc.
just wet my nappy
>>58188960
There is literally categorically nothing to suggest Hitler wanted anything to do with invading the UK. His designs were always Eastern Europe. Find me one historian who unironically believes Hitler wanted to conquer the UK or anything of the sort. It's pants on head retarded lad.
