Cruz missile extinguished edition
cara
>>58172699
foy
bamparu
>>58172699
foy
someone make a new thread
ha ha foy
well...
>>58172699
Can any yank explain what this means? i know it seems obvious but your politics is absolutely bizarre.
Can only Trump win now unless the GOP decide to fuck him over?
>>58172742
>>58172769
VERY xenophobic
just an edition
*sighs apathetically*
guess i'll have a wank
>born and raised on mars
>parents born and raised on mars, one parent is a native martian
>speak martian as your first and only language
>lived on mars all your life
>support mars in the football
>government of mars officially recognises you as a martian
sounds martian to me lads
How much of society is simply a result of penis size? Serial killers have small ones and leaders have big ones
Vroom Vroom
Lads, what is that active 4chan archive called that archives all boards
It isn't desustorage
Jimin
Pregnancy/lactation
Don't judge me
>>58172834
shekel boards
japlad who actually is that gook in the photo and why are you in japan?
>>58172807
>58172807
are you human or martian?
>>58172839
Jimout
>>58172682
why have you suddenly turned into a faggot?
>>58172851
I went to a maid cafe, she was my personal maid and referred to me as master
Will be wanking later
Just yolo innit u no
As an American I live in the modern equivalent of Rome
But the difference is that 2000 years ago a man like me would have found meaning fighting my way across Gaul. I would have killed, raped, and pillaged as we defeated the tribes. Even if I was killed I would have lived with a purpose
Today this does not exist. There is nothing for a man like me in society today.
>>58172834
sheekyforums
>>58172807
>stick out like a sore thumb in a street full of real martians
>>58172889
innawoods, go after backpackers
Blaze it xd
https://youtu.be/K7kLU5rz51Y
>>58172889
You would have been killed in your first battle because you're a fat fucking retard
>>58172878
Was doing an ironic post of my experience
They made me say it every time they served me food and drinks
>>58172834
Google it
Or if you have 4chan x go to archive in post options
>>58172810
hmm why am I not a leader
>>58172908
>shekkyforums
ah yes, the well known alt right website
>>58172923
scum
>>58172911
You'll get arrested for pointing it out martian shitlord
>>58172884
is it just like in Lost In Translation?
how much did it all cost?
>>58172926
>she called me master
>They made me say this
>They made me pose like this
Mate...
>>58172797
It could be that nobody wins and the GOP just decides who they want at the convention.
>>58172925
I'd like that
>>58172914
I've thought about that some. Reread Thoreau and Emerson recently too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8_W4fkPhrQ
tunes lads
fuck mars
>>58172923
ya mon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GBHFZIeCTQ
>>58172979
Haven't seen it
It was weird
Hang on let me shower and get on my laptop
post chilled out stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAfNMgRLcik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GgkqxkZ7mk
fucking weather's too good
can't roam around london tonight listening to burial, just doesn't fit.
some cunts invaded me and I haven't got a clue where he is, he won't fucking let me log out
>>58173045
https://youtu.be/cpNUqNe0U5g
>fucking weather's too good
>can't roam around london tonight listening to burial, just doesn't fit.
>£3000
>1 sentimental affectionate hug
>>58173042
watch it while you're there honestly lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ahhDUg-TLU
>>58172989
Might go sit outside and read desu, in a lovely sunny room atm but i'm not making the most of it. Don't want to disturb the birds though.
>being cucked by birds
am I the real birdcuck?
Really need cash but no way to get some. Whats a decent way to get cash without waiting to get hired?
>>58173042
might hit a little close to home if you watch it while drinking in your hotel room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxYNJyjIA6c
>>58173117
sell your bp
how is it humanly possible to do nofap for more than a day
Didn't think the Doom Beta was that bad desu.
Lot of burning hatred going on about it.
>>58173058
thats nice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IhbqyUSKfz
>>58173185
>>58173150
are you neet
>>58173185
thanks for letting us know mate
>>58173134
I've never even had anal. Who would fuck someone if they'd never had anal before.
>>58173185
kek kekeke
>>58173228
got to start somewhere lad
>>58173228
Well someone's gotta go first
>>58173175
gets loud/uncomfy at the end, tis nice tho
>>58173228
probably plenty of people who are into that
someone post the squinty faced gook thailad posts
pissing like a bucket with a hole in it that is constantly being filled with water but obviously it's all flowing out through the hole
>>58173260
>>58173272
>>58173287
Would you fuck a mtf who'd never had anal before? And pay to do it?
Also holy shit wtf was that captcha i just had. Everytime i clicked a image it would fade out and then be replaced. I couldn't do shit.
>>58172797
in order to win Republican nomination a candidate must win the majority of delegates (1237) Trump is the only one who has a chance of getting that majority though the primary process. Cruz lost New York big (zero delegates) to Trump and Cruz can't get 1237 considering the delegates left. Kasich has only got Ohio won and has less delagates than Marco Rubio who dropped out last month. he's only in it to steal the nomination at a possible contested convention. considering the uncommitted delegates Trump could win on a first ballot if he was only a couple short
>>58173335
No, I don't top, but a lot of lads seem to be into the virginal thing, especially if some kind of power play is involved
>>58173335
>Would you fuck a mtf
No
one of my neighbours gets into his car to read the paper.
the fuck is that about?
>>58173330
blood sugar levels
>>58172807
t. Half nigger
>>58173431
pure sucrose
>>58173415
Escaping the wife
>bernie is a socialist
>corbyn is a socialist
>nigel is a fascist
>farage is a fascist
pure SUCC
>>58173391
you a gay bottom?
>>58173450
>letting the heat die down and reposting
you fucked it lad, you can't escape that
>>58172979
It cost 4800 yen
food wasn't that great but it was 2 glasses of whiskey, main course and pudding, then keyring and photo
>>58172980
I only succumbed to their wishes because they pleaded
Completely in love with one of my housemates lads, what do I do?
morning lads
>>58173493
have your way with them
>>58173474
Both versions were posted the other day already
>>58172699
Why is John Kasich so goddamn moe? Every single video I see him in makes him look adorable, it's really weird. Like, he seems more like a Mr. Rogers than the president of the planet earth tbqh
>>58173528
ahh okay
well posted then
>>58173567
whats happened to the bouncer?
>>58173567
good
fucking southern posh rich twats
Nige
Josie is in bed but needs to shit
>>58173603
Rasheed
>Rasheed
think i've figured out who josie is lads
>>Rasheed
>>58173338
sooooo basically memes aside hillary will *probably* win since trump is the republican candidate?
>>58173596
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/harrow-school-boy-died-from-single-punch-after-telling-club-promoter-youll-work-for-me-one-day-a6991941.html
manslaughter charges
was in malia ladsladslads
>>>Rasheed
>>58173648
please enlighten us
>Rasheed
>>58173567
Over here recently there was a guy killed by 1 punch to the back or side of the head or something.
They've been talking about one-hit punches/king hits/cowards punches a fair bit recently, they've increased penalties for assaulting someone in such a way. Which is a good thing imo, we should punish cowardice and dishonourable behaviour.
also lmao @ the pic
stage 1 done, 600 words
going to have lunch then start again around probably 4:30, intend to do at least another 500
>>58173718
>Marley
>>58173567
good bance
ah yes, rational logical progressives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l13MB_ztbM
>>58173672
the opposite
>>58173723
got punched and fell and hit his head
>>>>Rasheed
>>58173567
>single punch
>inforwars.com
>ah yes, rational logical progressives
>fedora
>>58173767
fuck off globalist
>>58173752
yeah figured as much
no great loss
eating cold dominos
>>58173796
lpt: i do not know if yanks are joking or actually fucking nuts, i cannot partake in what you think is banter
>no great loss
>>58173672
Well it's tricky because the democrats are heavily divided right now. The question is how many people will defect for Trump and also how many republicans that voted Cruz or any of the other nominees will stick with Trump. Also you have independents who haven't weighed in on the primaries so we don't have a good idea who they favor.
>>58173787
>>58173778
>>58173767
>>58173756
>>58173754
unoriginal, uncultured pigs
you'll work for me one day
>>58173849
one day you'll post for me
>>58173673
the bouncers in malia are complete roid headed cunts
one of them had steel toe caps boots and ufc fighting gloves sitting by the door
>>58173830
Hope you shit them out in a winning order
>>58172874
underrated post
>unoriginal, uncultured pigs
>you'll work for me one day
>>58172889
>As an American I live in the modern equivalent of Rome
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahold on!!!!!!!!!!!!
is this the birth of an Epic New Meme®?!???!????!?!!!!??
>>58173857
*one bangs you and your toff mates in the name of socialism*
Wouldn't mind putting a few of the less neglected runts to work in my chimney sweeping factory one day
>>58173940
you'll work for me one day
>>58173857
*knocks you out*
>>58173567
chat shit, get banged
>>58173938
Rome was diverse
Rome had Italians, Hispanics, Gaulians, Greeks, Anatolians, etc
getting fucked
YOUR DAD WORKS FOR MY DAD
YOUR DAD WORKS FOR MY DAD
NA NA NA NA
Might have to stamp out this rampant fedora posting among the worker peasants before it gets out of hand
>>58174026
OI
NA NA NA NA
OI
>>58173938
LEEDS MENTIONED
>>58174042
what's that coming over the hill, it's unemployment, it's unemployment
When is the British empire coming back?
What is this independent scotland meme is this a real thing or an elaborate joke?
>>58174012
nowhere near as much as youd think
even the slaves; only 20% of them were foreigners
>>58174066
what's that coming over the hill, is it a monster? no it's your motherrr
Fallen in love with my straight best friend who I've know since we were 8. HELP
>hi, i'm from leeds
>>58174084
One add one, two add two, these are sums that you can’t do, with a nic nac paddy whack give the Trent a bone, go back to your council home
>>58174094
gay
I'm a 5'4, 115lbs master guru from Uttarakhand and I just chortle at all your smart arse pseudo-intellectual posts just knowing that I could utterly disintegrate your pineal gland and misalign your chakras for aeons in but a split-second if any of you apprentices challenged me in a third eye staring match (as if you would dare)
BUF pin has just come in the post lads
>>58174147
Noice.
>I partake in the smoking of illegal narcotics and actively pursue legalisation of such subtances
#I'llworkforyou
>>58173727
I believe in you
>You'll work for me one day
i make ya skin chafe, rashes on them asses
bumps and bruises blunts and landcruisers
big popopa shmash fools, bash fools
niggas mad because i know that cash rules
>>58174190
speak when spoken to
>>58174045
first girl I ever got with was from leeds.
-still think about her like 9 years later
>>58174222
I read between the lines and saw it was addressed to me
>>58174182
>Canada has voted in weedman.
They are lucky we still call the Anglos desu, no true Anglo would vote for a wanky french-sounding name
>>58173338
Why didn't the other runners stay for the convention then? Even if it's unlikely to win there.
keep dozing off , miight do a slerp, night lads and you
>Comedian Victoria Wood has died aged 62 after a short battle with cancer, her publicist has said.
blimey
>>58174274
who
>>58174274
I thought she died years ago, there was a retrospective on her career that I sat through during a very shitty boxing day at my aunt's
>>58174241
>no true Anglo would vote for a wanky french-sounding name
Farage? :^)
>>58174241
>vote weedman in
>can't get weed because the parliament is full of bitter old cunts
Gas the elderly when
Anyone else agree that we should have a different label for people who spend a fuck load of time on their phones, computers, etc. I don't like how the term "Millenial" has been lumped into those embarrassing shits. It's almost insulting, especially when most of them are Generation Z shits
>>58173767
infowars is pretty entraining honestly even if 50% of the things they say are complete bullshit
>>58174260
Except rubio they all had like 10 delegates, and Rubio dropped out since he lost his home state badly to Trump.
>>58174274
who?
>>58173938
tfw nottingham not mentioned
>Anyone else agree that we should have a different label for people who spend a fuck load of time on their phones, computers, etc. I don't like how the term "Millenial" has been lumped into those embarrassing shits. It's almost insulting, especially when most of them are Generation Z shits
> Anyone else agree that we should have a different label for people who spend a fuck load of time on their phones, computers, etc. I don't like how the term "Millenial" has been lumped into those embarrassing shits. It's almost insulting, especially when most of them are Generation Z shits
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36094575
The system works, our lord and saviour, whose actions we should definitely mimic.
>>58174274
CAN'T DO IT
>>58174365
Didn't read but 3 words of that
You'll work for me one day
>>58174399
NOTTINGHAM MENTIONED
Jgjcgckrehdiclhofuztdusursitdykfizytzgzr
I hope all the people sharing legalise cannabis posts on facebook know that the police are coming round to their house right now to arrest them for the possession of an illegal drug
>>58174365
i'd say phone people and computer people are two distinct classes
phone people are normies
Literally never even hugged a girl lads
>>58174365
What's your name, we could use that.
Like Cornelius to mean "nerd".
>>58174407
> and on some occasions subjected to strip searches with female officers present, which he found particularly difficult, the judge said.
awful, how could they do such a thing
Doing a slerp
someone is knocking on my door and they won't go away
>>58174435
![316519[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6VWpOjl.jpg "316519[1].jpg")
>>58172699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-dALIY5BA
>>58165118
>>58174442
hugged a girl once but she didn't even like like me
;__________________________;
>>58174376
Apparently all that is irrelevant if no nominee has the majority of delegates. If that happens, even Deez Nuts could have had a chance.
>>58174336
>Vote weedman in
> No weed and he's Frenching up the place.
The Anglos were tricked with weed and then betrayed by their french master.
Victoria Wood is dead
Found a new hobby lads, knocking on doors with my knob
Call it doorknobbing
Been doing it on some random twat's door for the last 15 minutes
>>58174476
People also run out of money to pay their campaign staff
>>58174505
what are your intentions when they open up?
>>58172699
If the Republican party makes Kasich the candidate and screws Trump over can he still run as an independent?
>>58174488
Don't know who the ugly tart is. Fuck off with this. I hate you
>>58174505
I'm looking through the letterbox but i'm not opening the door
lads i need some banter faces, need to let people know when i laughed at their post and it's hard to not sound like a sarcastic dick
>>58174505
Piss through his letterbox lad
>>58174543
how dear you
Business idea: rename 'Weston-super-Mare' to 'Weston-super-Nightmare' for the week of Halloween each year
Nvm girl just messaged me first :o
>>58174442
you missed the prime age for that lid, now they're slowly getting saggy tits
>>58174551
:^)
there you go
>>58174565
you're in there *makes fist pumping action*
>>58174505
:^)
My jaw is clicking
>>58174562
then keep it for the rest of the year
t. Hiro
new profile picture got 37 likes and 14 comments
done a rustlers but made a right fucking pigs ear of getting the cheese out
>>58174441
What about Phonies, could that work or is it too cheesy? It's also a double play especially how they love to create fabricated images of themselves online to appear more perfect than they are in reality.
Example:
>I fucking hate this piece of shit dumbass Phonie who's texting on his phone when I'm trying to enjoy a movie I paid for at this cinema
>>58174626
fuck off normie cunt
Business idea: outrun the Law
>>58174619
#gurn
>>58174635
In the civilised world we use telegrams.
You'll work for me one d--
>>58174619
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomandibular_joint_dysfunction
had that for about 4 years, its only in the last few months that its finally fixed itself
>>58174551
>>58174562
Kek, my hometown. It's a shithole.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/two-boys-aged-15-arrested-7556595
The prime minister of Japan is a wrinkled arsehole
>>58174536
Improvisation. Early prospective ideas are pegging it or Peopleknobbing
>>58174548
Cheeky
>>58174552
Given the above post that seems extreme
>>58174604
You sarcastic prick
everyday im rustlin
everyday im rustlin
everyday im
everyday im
everyday im rustlin
>>58174635
if i were the supreme dictator of culture, i'd let it catch on, yeah
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36089558
hope they commit sudoku
>>58174619
>>58174671
Stop sucking cock gay faggot cunts >:(
why can't you pathetic weasels make good music any more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn4UG6Jd0s
fucking half-wit useless cunts
>>58174274
Jesus Christ I didn't now she was 62
I would of said late 40's at most
>>58174671
Went to the doctor
He said to go to the dentist
I forget what they said
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>58174694
Are you korean
Comfy Cara.
I literally cannot fucking stand twats who describe themselves as 'foodies'
Congratufuckinglations you like food, so does everyone else
I fucking hate going outside
>>58174693
Chavs NEED to be gassed
>>58174725
itll go away eventually, but might take weeks, months or years
>>58174726
Finish work
Don't have to prep dinner today
Gym
Dinner
TV
Bed (probably sex)
Barack Obama is a nob
YOU HAD A GO
BUT NOT THAT MANY
CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
I GIVE YOU GOOD AND PLENTY
>>58174747
They do.
http://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/news/two_arrested_after_fourth_weston_stabbing_in_a_month_1_4175220
>>58174680
>>58174591
>>58174581
thanks lads
>>58174747
But who would live in Scotland, anon?
>>58174739
you're starting to get on my nerve mate *raises chin*
>>58174755
It gets worse when I eat hula hoops
>>58174695
No, it's okay, go ahead and piss
>>58174813
Keep your chin raised and tell him he'll work for you one day
>>58174703
I'd love to hear your ten main policies if you became dictator, also would your cavalry men and guards ride Emus instead of horses?
*lowers chin*
*kicks at the ground*
*snorts threateningly*
>>58174783
climate change
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziXxwlQlFmk
29;26 lmao
might leave the house
opinions?
>>58174862
You'll work f-
>>58174882
wouldn't risk it
>>58174862
wew lad didnt know we let furries in here ;)
>>58174862
*capoeiras your face*
*dances away*
What does /brit/ think of the gays?
