weed smokers out edition
cara
Might buy an iPhone
there's a nut going to be done
booze drinkers in
much better safe non-drug to consume instead
bored, lonely, possibly about to get sanctioned
but enough about me, how are you today lads?
Asuka.
>thinks today is 4/20
fuck off yank
>In the October to December 2015 period the number of UK nationals working in the UK increased by 278,000 to 28.2 million compared with the same time in 2014. At the same time the number of non-UK nationals working in the UK increased by 254,000 to 3.22 million.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36090124
Is this saying that 48% of the people hired between Dec. 14 and Dec. 15 were non-UK nationals? That can't be right.
Kyary
janny's nuts: approaching the vice
>>58169969
>That can't be right
You saying it's wrong? Bloody racist.
>the iraq war
ah yes very impressive
I put my phone in water, what i am like lads hahaha
can motorbikes park on the pavement as long as it's not obstructing anything?
don't want to buy an iphone
but might get a mac laptop or something
/brit/ meet in Hyde park yeah
>>58170019
moto g 3rd gen?
>>58169971
have u made shlef
>>58170019
moto phones aren't properly waterproof
>>58170020
clearly not you mong
>>58170059
Yeah lad
me in the bushes
>>58170078
nice. i've got the same phone. would be too scared to dunk it in water though...
>>58170013
How come we didn't end up with a similar refugee crisis to the syrian one from the iraq war?
can cyclists cycle in bus lane y/n?
>That sweaty ball smell
>Personality: Tattooed/Pierced
what did she mean by this?
>>58170110
Just make sure the back is on properly, like push on it everywhere and you'll be fine
>>58169971
Oneovf the girls here looks really like her desu
>>58170120
yes
420 Blaze it legalise!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/harrow-school-boy-died-from-single-punch-after-telling-club-promoter-youll-work-for-me-one-day-a6991941.html
Kek
>>58170140
degenerate/mentally broken
Lads my date said I might be a bit aspie but also made out with me
She's in the loo now what do
>>58170206
follow her in there and have sex her up a bit
>>58170167
owned
Been wearing trackies everyday for the last month
Put jeans on today and they are the most uncomfy things ever
>>58170206
Get your willy out ready for when she comes out.
>>58170068
Sitting back and admiring it as we speak. Don't think it's too unreasonable to dub myself the Jesus Christ of carpentry.
>>58170152
Put her in a box and send her over pls will pay postage and packaging xxx
>>58169957
>possibly about to get sanctioned
What did you do fampi?
p'tit quinquin to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyjflOmZJs4
>>58170206
Get naked
This is too much autism for me holy fuck
Don't forget to wish Hitler a Happy Birthday lads
>>58170167
Shit like this seems to happen semi regularly
blame films for underpresenting how much damage a punch can cause
made a rather nice sandwich filling lads. v. easy too.
if I ever see poleaboo by the hotel chocolat in sheffield meadowhall i'll knock him out
SPOILER THAT HOG
Distinct lack of ice in the house
Even checked the freezer ffs, nothing
>>58170248
well done laddo
going to start stage 1 of doing essay now, cyu later on
>>58170310
>this lad is in the next news article about killing a man with one punch
>>58170317
good grief
>>58170206
ahhh yes, the glebe woman
>>58170317
Man they're really not even trying to follow the books anymore are they?
>>58170310
meet me in pizza express in the upstairs food court that tries to make it look like it's outside even though it's in a shopping centre
got some tesco vouchers so we can get some food and a pudding and then i'll knock you out afterwards
my childhood best friend who i don't see too much of nowadays due to living 400 miles away has asked me to be best man at his wedding.
i'm honoured he has thought of me tbqh, as we have really moved on with our own lives over the last 10 years, although he went on to be quite successful in his career and i burned out and went full NEET for several years. i have since picked up the pieces and resemble a half-normal person now, mind.
anyone ever best manned at a wedding whilst being a bit robotic/cyborg?
>>58170367
What is that
>>58170319
How to make ice coffee please
>>58170346
Good luck x
>>58170402
that is sex.
something you'll never have. soz.
>>58170396
you keep asking this
reposting as originally posted after new thread was declared..
my childhood best friend who i don't see too much of nowadays due to living 400 miles away has asked me to be best man at his wedding.
i'm honoured he has thought of me tbqh, as we have really moved on with our own lives over the last 10 years, although he went on to be quite successful in his career and i burned out and went full NEET for several years. i have since picked up the pieces and resemble a half-normal person now, mind.
anyone ever best manned at a wedding whilst being a bit robotic/cyborg?
>>58170367
But there isn't any room in that diagram to go up and down
>>58170420
Don't want it looks painful
my childhood best friend who i don't see too much of nowadays due to living 400 miles away has asked me to be best man at his wedding.
i'm honoured he has thought of me tbqh, as we have really moved on with our own lives over the last 10 years, although he went on to be quite successful in his career and i burned out and went full NEET for several years. i have since picked up the pieces and resemble a half-normal person now, mind.
anyone ever best manned at a wedding whilst being a bit robotic/cyborg?
>>58170409
Get a cafetiere, get some coffee beans and a grinder
grind the coffee beans, put them in the cafetiere, fill it with water and leave it for 12+ hours
push the plunger down slowly, pour into a glass and then drink it with ice
>>58170396
>>58170445
uh, what the fuck? didn't post that first one ITT. mod?
my childhood best friend who i don't see too much of nowadays due to living 400 miles away has asked me to be best man at his wedding.
i'm honoured he has thought of me tbqh, as we have really moved on with our own lives over the last 10 years, although he went on to be quite successful in his career and i burned out and went full NEET for several years. i have since picked up the pieces and resemble a half-normal person now, mind.
anyone ever best manned at a wedding whilst being a bit robotic/cyborg?
Yesterday was national psychedelic coming out day
So who's the 3 some pervert?
>>58170471
Aware of this method but was hoping there was some clever trick so you don't have to wait bare time.
>>58170544
>bare
Need someone to rub my willy for me
>>58170544
>bare
>>58170396
just tell jokes
haha when (xx) told me i'd be the best man, i wasn't surprised. it takes one to know one!
(hold for applause and laughter)
nah but seriously, we've been through thick and thin....girls together hahahaha nahhh but his wife is lovely! her voice is angelic! i suppose it will get (xxx) to do his chores if he thinks gods messenger is telling him to pick up the dog poop
(hold for laughter)
well guys you've been great! as marie antoinette said, let them eat cake
*slam wedding cake into xxx and yyy's faces*
(pause for standing ovation)
>>58170471
>>58170544
Make coffee
put ice in it
drink it
>>58170396
mine asked me to be his best man too. but I'm stupid as fuck so thought he was asking ME to marry him. suddenly realized I was gay and began elatedly screaming 'YES YES I WILL I WILL!' and began kissing him ... then he was like wtf man? he proceeded to explain the basic concepts of marriage and the wedding process to me. haven't spoken since
>>58170409
Make cold coffee, pour over ice, milk and sugar if you want it.
If you want a frappe, then shake up some instant coffee with a little water and ice, milk and sugar if you want it (I prefer to add milk and sugar at the end). Pour coffee foam over ice and then top up with cold water.
my childhood best friend who i don't see too much of nowadays due to living 400 miles away has asked me to be best man at his wedding.
i'm honoured he has thought of me tbqh, as we have really moved on with our own lives over the last 10 years, although he went on to be quite successful in his career and i burned out and went full NEET for several years. i have since picked up the pieces and resemble a half-normal person now, mind.
anyone ever best manned at a wedding whilst being a bit robotic/cyborg?
stuck on the 1st boss in dark souls 3
>>58170530
Sir Elton John
my childhood best friend who i don't see too much of nowadays due to living 400 miles away has asked me to be best man at his wedding.
i'm honoured he has thought of me tbqh, as we have really moved on with our own lives over the last 10 years, although he went on to be quite successful in his career and i burned out and went full NEET for several years. i have since picked up the pieces and resemble a half-normal person now, mind.
anyone ever best manned at a wedding whilst being a bit robotic/cyborg?
>>58170619
the trick is to hit it until it dies
>>58170619
1st actual boss or do you mean the tutorial boss?
my childhood best friend who i don't see too much of nowadays due to living 400 miles away has asked me to be best man at his wedding.
i'm honoured he has thought of me tbqh, as we have really moved on with our own lives over the last 10 years, although he went on to be quite successful in his career and i burned out and went full NEET for several years. i have since picked up the pieces and resemble a half-normal person now, mind.
anyone ever best manned at a wedding whilst being a bit robotic/cyborg
>>58170648
tutorial
>>58170544
>bare
good lad
>>58170550
>>58170587
dun kno
>>58170604
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm still trying to beat the first level of Sonic 1
I'm still trying to beat the first level of life
>>58170619
are you the same guy asking the other day?
still trying to work out how to install steam
>>58170590
*calls my boss*
Jeff, I've found a real talent here
>>58170682
i swear ive told you 3 times what to do smfh
haha I did it again lads
>>58170638
No. I've seen a best man at a wedding though and they looked like bros
>>58170705
Jump on robotnik's head.
Don't touch the big ball thing.
Pick up the rings.
>>58170682
ah kk
git gud
He can be parried but you're better off rolling and rolling and rolling. In his second phase stay close and try and stay behind him.
I swear i can never got a good nights sleep. Fucking breast pains all night and sweaty balls from this weather
>>58170729
yea it's me, shall I consider uninstalling?
my bitch say the spliff take the soul from me
>>58170788
alri fatty
>>58170590
H-O-W-L-I-N-G
>>58170590
hah, i like it but it is a charismatic chad tier approach imo. i'm not too worried about finding stuff to talk about, it's only a question of whether it is a prerequisite to be funny and dynamic when delivering a speech.
>>58170775
Spamming rolls breaks my immersion.
>>58170775
>tfw you raced ahead and killed the tree before you joined the mounted covenant
ffs
>>58170788
>breast pains
LONDON
Thoughts on south africa?
I swear i can never got a good nights sleep. Fucking breast pains all night and sweaty balls from this weather
>>58170827
read the rest of the post
>>58170818
dark souls is exploit and glitch: the game
>>58170803
are you meming me?
Ruined my good bra
I swear i can never got a good nights sleep. Fucking breast pains all night and sweaty balls from this weather
>git gud
who /notamemberofsociety/ here?
>>58170809
not fat, tranny
looking through match.com all munters or with a kid at 21
surely theres better sites?
ebin /b/rit
>>58170838
very few
Sneezed and my wet mucus flew across the room, I see it now on the floor
>>58170818
>Spamming rolls breaks my immersion.
yeah that's literally all this game is.
you cannot beat the bothreal knight without just fucking rolling everywhere.
>>58170899
post bp then
caught the plague
>>58170929
No DON'T
who /worksat:yummymummy/ here
>>58170819
>tfw you killed the dancer with the sword master glitch to get weeb armour straight away
>>58169920
post lewd cara
>>58170976
what's the sword master glitch?
i found the uchigatana to be utter shit. it took me three times as long to get vordt to half health using it compared to the broadsword.
>>58171006
this is a blue board and i don't have a dynamic ip
>>58171036
>i don't have a dynamic ip
>tfw no akuma-san bf
>>58171050
maybe i do i'm not bothered to check
>>58171032
basically you start the dancer off early and use the sword master as a summon and he kills the dancer all by him self
I like the moveset and the dex scaling for the uchigatana
INNER LONDON (median average wage)
Camden, £33,719
City of London, £50,575
Hackney, £27,668
Hammersmith and Fulham, £31,062
Haringey, £24,527
Islington, £33,545
Kensington and Chelsea, £27,656
Lambeth, £32,161
Lewisham, £23,716
Newham, £23,657
Southwark, £34,139
Tower Hamlets, £41,866
Wandsworth, £27,029
Westminster, £35,721
OUTER LONDON (median average wage)
Barking and Dagenham, £25,232
Barnet, £24,747
Bexley, £20,878
Brent, £25,203
Bromley, £23,357
Croydon, £25,239
Ealing, £25,072
Enfield, £22,622
Greenwich, £26,515
Harrow, £17,759
Havering, £22,995
Hillingdon, £27,622
Hounslow, £30,099
Kingston upon Thames, £24,365
Merton, £23,253
Redbridge, £23,474
Richmond upon Thames, £27,463
Sutton, £22,126
Waltham Forest, £22,246
>>58171175
>Harrow
just imagined how a yank would pronounce cara and i got a little bit sick in my mouth
>>58171175
Makes sense, your point?
>>58171175
Mentioned
>>58171175
me in the city
>>58171175
Tower Hamlets is the only surprise there, how the fuck is it £41k? there's nothing there.
Poleaboo is stupidity combined with malice
tummy's a rumblin'
>>58171256
It only counts people who earn a wage, and that's just one person who happens to make £41,866.
>>58171264
>Stupidity
Is that how he's secured a paypal with over 100 grand in it?
Who /dead eye/ here
>>58171310
Are you gonna steal it
>>58171310
ah yes, that explains why he's on JSA and applying for dream jobs at the fucking odeon
>>58171310
>replying to poleaboo
Fuck off
>>58171310
the Parnell "Stacks" Edwards of /brit/
>implying you can steal money of a paypal account especially if its more than a thousand
haha lel
>>58171175
Man all of those salaries are so low.
Kill the poor.
>>58171355
Not even Poleaboo
>>58171300
severely underrated post
>>58171502
oh dear
>>58171502
Ah yes, not supporting terrorism is racist
>>58171502
literally the worst thing imaginable desu
I would rather die than be called racist
>>58171300
yes, it's also the median wage which is pretty important.
Hmm hmmmmmm
hmm
>>58171564
read this as the start of Auld Lang Syne
>>58171502
there is literally nothing wrong with racism or criticising other races
racial discrimination is another matter
Why do the worst fucking people get promoted to manager lads?
Just hears some Irish cunt at my work git promoted. Ive dealt with him before and he's unhelpful, sarcastic and unprofessional. 3 terrible traits for management.
>>58171599
well he obviously has something you dont
Poleaboo shaved and showered
Feel human
>>58171599
arselicking
ah yes, islam is a race, I forgot
>>58171583
Ah yes Auld Lang sang
>>58171599
Because jobs aren't anything to do with skill as much as popularity.
>>58171616
I'm already a manager
>>58171599
He probably gives great blowjobs
>>58171620
You're less human than that bloody tranny that shitposts here.
>this whole thread
very kafkaesque
wage work is a mental disease
>>58171675
no meat to be found, ma'am
>>58171620
you're still subhuman
>toe cleavage
what to film should I watch from my watchlist lads?
>>58171707
gallipoli
watch the greatest colony get shit done
>>58171707
ah yes 'what to' exactly what I meant to put
rightism is a mental disease
>>58171707
celine and julie go boating
>>58171730
>get shit done
getting mowed by turks?
>>58171707
Wanna go watch that new Angry Birds film with me when it comes out
facism FAILED and people are STILL trying to make it happen lmao
>>58171768
dude, what kinda regime do you think we're living in right now?!?!?
found the most reddit cunts going >>58171694 >>58171675
>>58171803
I see you're a fan of my work.
>>58171803
both me
>>58171787
liberal free market capitalism
>>58171803
I see you're a fan of my work.
>>58171840
or fascism as I like to call it which is the truth
>>58171840
nope
corporatism
>>58171748
there's a lot of banter, zhiao
>>58171849
appeal to idiot
>>58171858
kek
>>58171866
you should read rLOVEution, it opened my eyes
>>58171858
>>58171849
9gag
>>58171837
>>58171583
>>58171768
knowyourmeme
>>58171739
>>58171584
ED
>>58171707
>>58171599
stormfront
>>58171667
another 9gagger
>>58171621
grindr
Love having a poo as it means I'm not working
tights
>>58171917
i'd say i'm more tumblr desu
>>58171917
all me
>>58171939
london
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>>58171917
>two 9gags and a facebook
would have loved a grindr as well but otherwise spot on
>>58171923
Business idea: replace office bog roll with sandpaper to encourage lazy cunts to get back to work
>>58171958
fuck off Tory
Fallen in love with my housemate.
Jesus Christ lads Molyneux's lost it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqQdc0mX1_c
>>58171917
all those posts are me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2fXlQsfc_k
thoughts?
>>58171980
i'm not paying you to shit now get back to your desk
>>58171917
good intuitive post
>>58171939
>tumblr, the site famed for letting people believe they're beautiful the way they are and should never change in any way, has an Edit Appearance option
heh
>>58172001
chav shit
>>58172011
lel
>>58171310
who the fuck keeps 100 grand in a paypal lmao?
sounds like bollocks to me
>>58172004
being able to do a poo is a fundamental human right
>>58171993
but he's absolutely spot on?
>>58171993
everything he doesn't like is compared to big government
his abusive mother really crippled his mind
>>58172051
which is why I never hire Indians
The bulb in my bedroom had blown so I switched it with the bulb in the living room. Bet my dumbarse housemates aren't even going to realise it.
>>58172036
ultra rare flag
>>58171993
>I look forward to your feedback
So do I desu
fucked the watchlist off, watching this instead lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91VN172ejOE
4 girls came for a house viewing earlier lads
Feels good to know 4 girls have been in my room this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4_dOorquQ
Me on the left
>pull myself up by my bootstraps every day
>never given an opportunity
>interviewed for and earned every promotion I've ever had
>find out people are being placed into roles as "development opportunities" where they don't have to interview but still get paid the full wage
Honestly don't know why I even bother with life lads. I work hard every day for the same shit given to people.
>>58171998
why are you awake at this hour?
>UK has sold 2.8bn worth of weapons to saudi arabia since it started bombing yemen in 2015
thoughs?
>>58172084
So when they turn on the light and it doesn't work you'd expect an intelligent person to realise you swapped it for a broken bulb rather than it just having blown on its own at some point? How autistic are you exactly?
>>58172124
know your place prole
>>58172148
its 9:30
hayfever's getting bad already lads
>>58172124
maybe their situation is worse
In any case having the drive to do what you've done is worth much more than their salary
>>58172153
the saudis are good boys they din do nuffin
>>58172173
exactly
the modern world is complete shit
you can't have something without nothing
i love it when i'm watching a porn and you can tell the girl isn't really attracted to the guy or enjoying herself
women degrading themselves is beautiful
>>58172160
We have three lights in the living room. I had switched out the first bulb for a broken bulb about 4 months ago and no-one even noticed that it doesn't work. Now I've just switched out the second one. I wouldn't be surprised if they don't realise this one is broken either.
>>58172224
I'm enjoying the view out my window which only exists as it is now, in this modern world. So "complete" is a bit much.
might buy this
>>58172224
Nah it's actually great
Peace for decades in our countries, much lower death rates, higher standards of living, great technology etc.
>>58172283
kernow
>>58172283
the girl?
>>58172283
E A S T M I D S
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tried sniffing my sister's worn knickers once
didn't like the smell but still popped a stiffy??
>bernie is a socialist
>sanders in a socialist
>trump is a fascist
>farage is a fascist
Got a new impact gun for work lads
Gonna take shit apart just to put it back together and tighten everything down excessively
Girls are more likely to use the same password for everything
