crayon pop edition
cara
P M Q S
M
Q
S
our nige lads
hey
Crayon poop more like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlHY30DlLQM
korean popular music to be honest
are prince george lads
Gaymong poop more like
>>58167103
why do you do this
>tfw just found out, and seen, the pictures of the murdered Thai backpackers (Hannah Witheridge and David Miler)
Christ, it was horrifying.
Poo
>>58167151
what happened?
>>58167145
not even sure any more 2bh
>>58167130
good post
>>58167184
i'd stop doing it, then eventually some people will say 'what happened to caralad?' and you'll get a better feeling from that than you do from posting first
>>58167151
link
wahey
willy
willy wahey poo
wahey
willy
wahey willy fanny paki poo
wahey
willy
silly willy poo
wahey
willy
wanna have a go with you
>>58167177
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/24/british-backpacker-case-thailand-on-trial-hannah-witheridge-david-miller
Basically, she seems to have had her head crushed by a hoe after being raped and left half naked on the beach.
>>58167202
https://slamdunkpunk.wordpress.com/2015/07/08/koh-tao-murder-trial/
Pictures are on here.
>visit mum for tea and biscuits
>go inside since i have a key
>she is asleep in her robe on the sofa
>never noticed she was this fit
>wakes up and we eat
>toucu her arse "by mistake" since the kitchen is tiny
>go back home and wank
how do i get her to go for a cheeky shag? im going there next weekend
>>58167103
>>58167126
>>58167138
good posts
>moar yum per cwum
>>58167208
Top wanking material. Cheers, anon.
Anyone else find it a bit embarrassing / disingenuous when media outlets were shitting on the Tory EU stay proposal booklet because it was heavy on maths?
There was a bit on BBC news yesterday where they showed a specific equation, looked like a log transform on a regression line, and then proceeded to shit on the report. Their criticisms about 10-year long economic predictions being shaky as fuck were fair but grown people shitting on maths simply because they don't understand it (which is completely understandable if they haven't' put in the time) is ignorant.
>>58167262
>>58167208
that's grim, imagine seeing those pictures as a parent, looking at your child who's been murdered
horrible
>>58167208
The uncensored pics of the lass ive seen around, she looked like she had a nice cunny, surely she was raped with her legs spread like that
Excuse me lads, where do you think you are?
>>58167267
Fuck off EU shill.
>>58167279
Pretty much. The head of the police on that small island, or province, or whatever it is, apologised personally to the parents because of the leaked pictures, amongst many other things.
Also, fuck The Sun for mentioning that there were pictures of this.
>>58167297
Post pics.
>>58167297
but was her head bashed in before or after the rape?
surely if it was after the legs would be closed?
doing a big poo
thinking of you
>>58167337
>>58167334
>>58167297
>http://www.bestgore.com/murder/british-couple-murdered-thailand-woman-raped/attachment/british-couple-murdered-thailand-woman-raped-12/
Oh God, those unbelievably edgy comments. It's unbearable.
>>58167389
>>58167337
>>58167334
>>58167328
>>58167302
>>58167297
>>58167279
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>>58167126
>>58167125
>>58167117
>>58167114
>>58167103
>>58167428
>Within days of the killings, Thailand’s freshly empowered junta was tripping over itself. Gen Prayuth Chan-ocha, who installed himself as prime minister, appeared to blame the victims, stating that tourists “think our country is beautiful and is safe so they can do whatever they want. But I ask: will they survive in Thailand if they dress in bikinis? [Only if] they are not beautiful.”
Thailad confirmed for ugly bastard.
>>58167462
why would anyone want to live in that shithole?
>>58167484
Cheap.
Nice weather.
>>58167428
5 (You)s
very good haul
>>58167484
I guess some people are comfortable living in a sketchy environment for the perks it provides (low cost of living, prozzies etc).
>>58167484
=========SUMMONS THAILAD=========
rip onionman :(
>>58167508
>cops the worst tourists from everywhere on earth
>deals with shit like that
>corruption running so deep it's basically the worst kept secret in the country
>constant threat of extortion
i'd honestly rather just live in the outback in a town population 25
Poleaboo has a bedsore developing on his left thigh
>>58167539
sieggy?
half o of weed, bag of cocaine, get some k later, q of hashish - shrooms too. what are your plans for 420
>>58167567
I dunno you tell me :)
>>58167576
Fed my plants a small dose of 4F-MPH a short time ago and will probably redose (the plants) later.
cute Polish nuns
Caffeine pills say don't take more than 2 in 3 hours but they're only 50mg caffeine
Are they just being overly cautious?
>>58167620
>cute
maybe the one in the middle but still
do not engage him lads
>>58167601
that's why I put a question mark after my sentence you cunt
>UK unemployment rises to 1.7m
How the fuck is Poleaboo expected to get a job or better his situation in this climate?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36069636
>>58167682
Start by actually applying for jobs instead of faking your job centre book for 6 months
>>58167641
A strong cup of coffee can have ~170mg of caffeine so yeah.
You can buy properly dosed (or even overdosed) caffeine pills online on Amazon. Stuff with like 200mg a capsule and shit. Obviously in that realm you need to be sensible or you will start to see the negative effects, jitteriness etc.
>>58167682
By not being a complete spacker
>>58167687
repressive religion and native superstition is a truly terrible combination.
>>58167687
>One teacher told local news channel Astro Awani that she felt a "heavy" presence was hanging on to her, while another claimed that a "black figure" was attempting to enter her body.
BLACKED
>>58167731
>>58167576
Gonna try some carbon nitride salts, a m8 said they were proper good.
NEETS should be massacred
>>58167705
I did legitimately apply for jobs during the first 3 months and applied to 15 jobs this Monday
>>58167770
fuck off ableist
>>58167660
very rude :o
don't want to spoil the media do I ;)
>>58167770
If they do it in a human and painless way I would be glad for it 2bh.
t. NEET
Rip Hitler
F
>send out 100 phishing emails
>7 fall for it as I slept
Cba going to this girls flat after work
>Education until you are 18 MUST be free for EVERYONE it is a human right!
>Education between 18-21 MUST have tuition fees, how could we possibly pay for education?!
t. yank
>very attracted to thick woman
>have a frail, thin, gangly boy body that would never satisfy them
Terrible feel.
>>58167812
I invade cunts like you for breakfast
>>58167864
>thick
end this meme
it's not thick it's called fat
>>58167864
more
>>58167898
end this meme
fat =/= thick
>>58167866
I invaded your mums fanny
>it's a "resident sex offender narrates his pathetic life" episode
>>58167912
incorrect
cameron is fucking on it today
>>58167931
>tfw not smart enough to use the self service at the supermarket
>>58167956
t. fat girl who is jealous of thick girls
>>58167967
I still feel it's necessary to let him know how objectively awful he is. Maybe he'll realise it some day and off himself.
>>58167988
>it goes wrong and you have to call the girl over
>>58167988
You'll only have problems if you try to buy anything without a bar code (e.g loose rolls, vegetables etc). Do not put anything that isn't being purchased in the bagging area i.e if you bring your own bag, leave it on the floor and pack your shit after you've paid.
Never have any problems.
>>58167931
Not a sex offender
>>58168015
Why do you side with the normals over me?
I really hate jews
I have to be at the JC in 2 hours and I'm on the come-down from hell. I look and feel like death.
That'll probably reflect poorly on me.
Wish I still had my etizolam right now.
>>58167957
>sucking islam's cock
>on it
Fuck off, Rasheed.
>>58168053
hello korwin
>>58167988
>Waiting for the self service machine
>employee walks up to me and says "do you want to come over to the till there's no queue"
>Pretend I didn't hear
>they repeat themselves
>avoid eye contact
>>58168016
>she's cute and smiles at you
>you thank her and she says no problem
>you both smile at each other as you leave
goooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
>>58168016
>It goes wrong and your too autistic to get the girl over so you just stand there not doing anything waiting for her to notice there is an issue
I fucking work in a supermarket and this shit still happens to me.
>>58168001
*obese girl who is jealous of fat girls
>>58168036
I said I wanted a bag but I couldn't see where they were so I walked out without one having spent 5p extra
Goddamn it so much idiots here
>>58168051
Yes you are. Creep.
>>58168104
>>58168111
nice
>>58168104
Poor preparation on your part. I take a backpack with a 10p bag inside it so that if I need it I can use it. You must plan for every eventuality so as to reduce any human contact to the absolute minimum necessary.
>>58168111
Sorry, I'll try not to do that again
>>58168088
>when they ask for ID and say you must get it all the time
>tell them I'm looking forward to being 30 when I'll actually look 21
>tfw American
>tfw shitpost profusely whenever I am in the UK to defame Britposters
>>58168104
>he doesnt have a bag for life
Lads when pepole at work say that so and so black girl is attractive the mean for a nigger right?
>>58168160
didn't say to stop ;D
Thinking that my girlfriend's husband might be a good bottom
ah yes, very progressive
>>58168036
Tesco lad here. That just isn't true. The scales are fucking awful, occasionally just not registering something having gone on there, or thinking that your 2 liter bottle of coke only added 5g to the total weight.
But yeah, most issues are because people are dumb, like putting the basket on the scales and putting the scanned item on the basket area.
>>58168176
I'll look like a right weirdo carrying that about
>>58168183
Depends how mixed she is. Plenty mixed girls who just look tanned would give any white girl a run for her money.
>>58168166
>implying that's even neccesary
Very glad the BBC has all these articles explaining the EU referendum stuff in a simple way now I can pretend i'm not an idiot
going to make myself a couple of bacon rolls
>>58168205
Only one that I'm certain is a girl is the black one
>>58168231
clearly not you nignog fuck
>>58168205
nice
>>58168254
That dog knows
>>58168221
used to think this but i see loads of people carrying them now and anyone would just assume you're going shopping anyway / put it in a coat pocket
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36092700
bastards
>>58168254
Dan Hannan the leader of Brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scXWYPp4DC4
#VOTEINVOTEWHITE
>>58168315
>go Co-op for a few thing
>matey on the tills asks if I need a bag
>say "nah, I'm alright" and whip out a Tesco bag from my coat pocket
>realise what I just did
>till guy looks visibly hurt
>>58168273
>>58168254
>Listen Dave, I'm telling you, that kid ain't yours
>someone at work says they're having a week off to go to a steampunk and goth festival in Whitby
Absolutely howling
>>58168254
Honestly it's hard to even feel bad for these knobheads at this point.
>Imran Hussein
>Labour MP for Bradford East
ah yes
how to hide the constant walsh poster?
doing a smile
>>58168254
Did the dog fuck her
>not appreciating bradley posts
>>58168370
I'm fed up of all the waslh posters, they're annoying cunts
>in a massive line at subway
>it's usually dead at this time
Wtf why is today different.
>>58168425
is it a normie week off or something? everywhere is heaving today
>>58167201
Why do they dress like nig nogs?
Korean """""""culture""""""" is pathetic, they're the Sweden of Asia
do the symptoms of aspergers get worse as you get older or is constant isolation and going days without speaking taking its toll on me
>>58168425
Public holiday for the queen's birthday.
>>58168444
probably the latter
These are the candidates for my town's election in May. Based on just their names, who should I vote for?
Nicholas Vaughan Ashley
Nikki Elliot
Jonathan Hugh Orchard
Dick Tuplin
>>58168447
It's not tho because I'm at work
>>58168318
Actual I think Gove is the leader of the party that got designated as the official leave campaign
>>58168444
the latter
t. expert on the matter
>>58168468
Jonathan Hugh Orchard
>>58168468
Jonathan Hugh Orchard
>>58168439
>implying
>>58168468
Dick Turpin
>>58168509
>>58168540
Believe it or not, he's the Labour one
>>58168552
He's independent, apparently
Police and crime comissioner postal vote came today
Only partys running are labour, conservative and UKIP
Thinking I may vote conservative as I've heard a lot of ukip local representatives don't expect to be elected, are low quality and often defect to independent or another party
>>58168468
>all white Anglo names
Ah yes very fascist
>>58168595
>"white anglo" name on mine
>google him and he's a bangladeshi muslim
ahh yes
>>58168574
Enjoy your war on drugs
>>58168595
That's East Anglia for you
Number of unique posters ITT: 36
Number of elections or ballots that have been won by a difference of 36 votes or less in the last 25 years: ZERO
Reminder that your vote literally does not matter.
the gf
>>58168625
Yes, the police and crime commissioner for nottinghamshire definitely decides drug laws
The boomers haven't been in their conservatory for two days now.
GEE I REALLY HOPE SOMETHING AWFUL HASNT HAPPENED TO THEM
>when you do a fart in public but catch it in your cheeks to release in another location.
>>58168668
He directly decides what police focus on
Who is the celebrity couple that hda a threesome but your brit papers have been ordered to supress?
Just had the local Conservative candidate pop round lads. Nice lady
>>58168708
Elton John and David Furnish
having porige
Stupid paki forgot to order Stones, leaving me in the awkward position of having to either have john smiths or nothing so I chose nothing and have come home to sulk.
Thinking of ways to get his whole family deported.
I really don't thjink anyone who posts here listens to kpop, I think it's just an elaborate troll
>>58168708
Elting Jahn
>>58168672
Boomers lobe building conservatories then not using them
>>58168708
Elton 'oiled up 3-way' John.
might shave my head
>>58168724
>>58168729
>>58168749
fucking faggots ruining my mental image
>>58168699
And I doubt he's going to spend money pursuing casual cannabis users at the expense of other duties as he doesn't want the police to look shit while he's commissioner
Name my band
>news can be supressed
Ah yes very freedom.
why does the queen knight so many gays and nonces?
>>58168657
Bet there has been an election or ballot won by less than 36 votes in the last 25 years to be honest
Carmen Electra's birthday today lads
>>58168784
"news"
>>58168770
He's a conservative...
His party came up with the psychoactive ban
>>58168784
only in third world countries 2bh
https://rsf.org/en/ranking
new janny has a personal vendetta against me
coward should face me for a duel like a man
>>58168825
love how he just lies back and accepts his new existance
>google "celebrity threesome""
>every result is newspaper websites saying "we can't name the celebrity threesome but america can!"
what is the fucking point honestly, why bother making the fucking article
>>58168784
liberal shill
>>58168857
pistols at dawn
>>58168819
Try actually reading my post before replying to it
ello
>>58168878
Because the ones that name him, get blocked by google (they have to enforce the injunction, too).
>>58168886
Statist pansy
why is someone having a threesome a big deal? if i was famous and the public found out i'd be like yeah what of it, im famous and i can fuck whatever i like
Lads the amount of shite happening
I have a glass with TORYs on it but I can't take a picture ffs
>>58168907
Ay up me duck, this is Big Dave calling from India, just wondering if you would like some information on PPI and how it may have been mis-sold?
>Australia and America have revealed who it is
>people still don't know
>TORYs
dont get it
I'm overheating and my head hurts
>>58168957
>>58168982
whops
>>58168957
>>58168983
take a chill pill, broseph
>>58168983
absolutely roasting here as well
>>58169006
It's got an angry looking man
You know, the bloody tories
Another PMQ victory for Corbyn.
in the mood for a tesco meal deal
>>58168983
Just chillax, brosiah
>>58169006
bit racist
>Green party say they want to have a smaller government, less police and a less authoritarian Britain.
>they would need a large authoritarian government and lots of police to enforce their policies
????
>>58168983
>overheating
>autumn
>head hurts
>not even the headache season
See a doctor.
>>58168914
ridiculous
>>58169029
steal it
>>58169086
Impossible desu
I'm overeating and my belly hurts
making an arrangement
>>58169029
oh assumed it was an acronym
>>58169057
dont reply to me again
also stop posting
>>>/r9k/27996829
>>>/r9k/27996829
How does it feel knowing Poleaboo has more money than everyone ITT?
>>58169097
>>58169150
God isnt real
>>58169082
>autumn in april
>tfw you realise autralia is like that poor kid from school whose parents had to take them on holiday during term time
>>58169069
>environmentalist logic
>>58169137
the system is broken
>>58169112
Did the same thing with pringles lad. We need a lie down but I also want coffee.
>>58169162
hat
Brexit yea or nah
Shit you not there is a guy at the bar holding a cushion over what I can only assume is a boner
>>58169137
kek
Why the fuck is this allowed?
>>58169137
>admiting to stealing money on a public forum that the Uk police are known to monitor
Oh ribena
>staying inside today
>this fucking sunny
who here going out all day and getting absolutely crunk for 420 hallowed be thy day
want to have lunch but cant find anything to watch :/
>>58169207
dunno, but i googled David Furnish and it was the first result
>>58169207
DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHO IT WAS BTW?
>>58169207
do you honestly not know who it is
>>58169195
Nah, seems like a bit of an unknown quantity and we'd get more pakis to fill our labour shortage
>>58169197
>>58169227
no post
>>58169171
Takes 6 months to download winter
>>58169225
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaL6Fn_Exyfe2tzBMI4cHVw
>>58169247
You're not my mother, you can't tell me what to do.
Unless... m-mummy?
not an argument
kankre can suck it
>put some bird feed in the thing for all the little qt ones
>two fat pigeons eat it all
should just get a pellet rifle and shoot the cunts
A C T R E S S
C
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R I P
I
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>guy at work has polemic tattoos
Ah yes he won't regret those
>>58169195
dunno desu
probs vote to stay
>>58169196
ahaha fucken doxxed kid
>>58169264
i fucking hate you so much
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e48_1452957457
gag order officially lifted as of 1 PM today
procuring some requisitions
>>58169306
polemic for what
>>58169171
>that poor kid from school whose parents had to take them on holiday during term time
What does this even mean? When school was running?
>>58169368
yes, holidays are cheaper at that time
