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wagecucks sleeping edition
I should be sleeping. In that good ol' cycle
>Make big plans for tomorrow
>Be productive, think of everything I could do
>Stay up late anyway
And I know I'll wake up way behind at noon
>>27986144
Explain this please OP
>>27986144
Yup, time for me to sleep, I haz work at 9 in the morning. Night robots.
>>27986595
I dunno, I didn't make it
>>27986595
getting raped by pakis.
bored. had a wank. im hungry. want to play games but i dunno what to play. eugh.
>>27986144
>tfw at 12 you thought "nah its ok i wont bother drinking anymore tonight"
>it's now 1:30 and you're desperate for a G&T but its a bit late to head to the off licence
Bit quiet today ain't it?
wahey lads
Going back to work tomorrow after having a few days off.
All i've done is play xbox games and stared outside wishing i had a boyfriend or non-work friends to do stuff with
>>27987321
yeah
>>27987448
aye aye
So I was thinking about the nature of these threads and what exactly people are supposed to talk about and it got me thinking. British culture. What do you personally identify as uniquely British and do you like it? do you associate it with yourself?
>tfw no kanye best friend
>>27986709
I'm talking about the hair color.
>>27987776
2 reasons to satisfy your autism.
1. The source image was off.
2. The image needed to be scaled down in size to fit under 2mb, it does this by simplifying colours and rounding them up to something near.
this was the stock image used, it was a car window sticker pulled from ebay.
So I think I just lost my job.
>Work in nightclub
>was meant to start at midnight
>room too comfy
>fall asleep
>just woke up to 3 missed calls from boss
What's my excuse lads? Why was I unable to go to work on a Tuesday night ight
>>27988882
Whereabouts you living? it'll help with the excuse
>>27988919
Northern Ireland.
Belfast specifically.
No bomb threats, it's a bit obvious to check
>>27988975
How much does your work know about your life family friends habits etc?
>>27989103
They know I live walking distance from work, and my parents live out in the countryside they don't know health, emolument or anything like that about the familia
>>27989224
Family health troubles would be a good one but too much for missing the one day
I'm thinking you had a mad night where you went to see a mate for a coffee (or tea if you're weird like that) and found him unconscious in his flat and had to get him to hospital cos David has had drug problems ever since his mum and dad died in a house fire in their home in Devon he's had noone. Things were OK for Dave once he got out of the unit and moved far far away to Belfast. until he discovered heroin lost his girlfriend his flat and his lovely little american bulldog heimdall that's where you come in see because when you met David he was fitting (grand mal seizure) in the stairwell of another friends building where he had apparently been living for a few days you phoned an ambulance and decided it was for the best you accompany him to the hospital so he wasn't alone when he woke up. a few hours passed he woke up cried at your kindness and told you he was forever in your debt. you two got to talking he told you his story and that he was a homeless junkie with noone after some hours bonding you offer to take him in and help him get back to his feet you helped him find a therapist a job at a supermarket a sponsor to help with the h and after a month or two a flat he even got a girlfriend again a lovely brown haired girl called Amanda ff to now see a week ago David and Amanda found out they were pregnant yaay only no because Amanda fucked tyreese and was knocked up with his baby well poor ol Davey couldn't take it he stopped going to work to therapy to his sponsor but he stayed off the drugs thanks to anon but days of no contact with you turned to weeks and whenever you went round he'd just stare at you but not at you through you it was almost like Davids soul had been scooped out and he was just a shell of his former upstanding self so today you decided to pop in for a coffee and see how Davey's faring when you phoned to see if he's in he sounded distant
>>27990089
Wouldn't let me post the other half so I did my best
>>27988882
I'd probably go with something like
>was doing a shit
>stood up too quickly from the toilet
>passed out from the headrush
>fell back, hit head (BACK of head, so there isn't a visible mark) on sink
>woke up on bathroom floor spent the rest of the night in A&E without my phone
how long do you have to have off work for concussion? Maybe take more time off to make it seem actually serious. The toilet thing is embarrassing so makes it more believable and I actually know someone who knocked some teeth out the same way.
want to order a pizza but last time I did that at this time the security guard made fun of me
haven't eaten a warm meal since saturday, only cold stuff and haven't eaten at all since monday
cold, sad and hungry desu
>>27990503
>the security guard
whats the scenario here? working late?
>>27990587
the security guard that sits out in the hallway of the flat building where I live
>>27990639
just act like you work from home sometimes
"LA clients are busting my balls, think it's gonna be an all nighter m8"
>>27990639
Take the piss back then man don't be scared to eat because hes a cunt
>>27990691
>"LA clients are busting my balls, think it's gonna be an all nighter m8"
kek the reason this place has a security guard now overnight is because how much of a lower class area it's in and the huge number of breaks it got last year. it's a shithole flat, some of the cheapest here.
if I said that he'd fall over his chair laughing. anyone living here isn't dealing with 'LA clients'.
>>27990775
What kinda things does he say anon?
>>27990775
just report him to his supervisor then
who's laughing now
wagekek BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>27990803
it's happened twice. one time i ordered at 3.30am he laughed at me and said 'still up and pizza at this time? you should be in bed'
the second was when I ordered at 10am and he said 'pizza this early, how can you be so hungry in the morning? that's crazy' while shaking his head
>>27990836
nah, it's only 'friendly banter' but being an autist i hate it and it makes me nervous.
fuck this, i'm going to bed and going to nip to the shops in the morning. i'm only torturing myself staying up and making myself more hungry
>>27990933
Oh OK so he doesn't make fun of you he just tries to be friendly although I see where your coming from anon its like small talk with a cashier at the shop they're tryna be nice but it wigs me out and isn't welcome
https://youtu.be/XJ5xbLO6tzw
I'm sorry, lads, I thought I could manage it but I'm not strong enough, so I'm calling an end to it right now.
No, not that! I mean replacing sweets with seeds and fruit. Shit's intolerable.
>headphones are kill
I fucking hate buying new ones
>>27992927
My headphones died not a week after the warranty expired. Absolutely heartbroken.
About to hand my dissertation in lads
Quite disappointed in it really, my analysis in the body was really good but it's been let down massively by my into and conclusion, just couldn't nail down what I was trying to say
Pleased though, I've had 7 hours sleep in the last 48 hours, been so pumped on adrenaline and worry that I haven't been able to function properly
Only thing I've eaten in the last 2 days is a bowl of oats and a pizza
love having the feeling of something stuck in my throat causing me to gag and throw up, love knowing that it's all mental and there is nothing physically wrong with me as well but this keeps happening
>>27993504
What's it about, what course
>>27993504
Well done mate. Mine was really shitty and I still got a comfortable 2:1 in it. I'm sure you did well. Now get some rest!
>>27993796
it's about plotting male suicide rates in a post-industrial britain, politics
>>27993860
thanks mate, I'm currently on a 2.1 (69) so I was really hoping for a first but I think that reality is long gone
fuck me lads, snapped my banjo mid-sex last night. never knew my dick could bleed so much
Staying up all day to fix my sleep pattern, fampais.
Fucking bored already though. Might go costa for an iced coffee.
>>27992578
Don't do it OP. Your not a bird.
>>27993014
Planned obsolescence
just trumped and poo'd
Enjoy your day of slavery, wagies.
>tfw asda are actively fucking me over with my contract
they literally haven't given me one, and I've worked nearly a month now. I agreed to a job working 17 hours over 3 days, but I'm currently working 48 hours over 6 days, and every time I bring this up, I just get told "don't forget you're on probation", basically telling me they can fuck me in the ass and I have to take it.
seriously considering taking this further if it doesn't change.
>>27995124
ur lookin so sexy in that blanket pepe. lemme get up in there
>>27995148
LEAVE ASAP. That sounds unethical as hell. If you din't have a contract you don't even have a 'probation'. Whats to stop them paying you 1/3 of what you have worked.
>>27988882
>work in nightclub
Jesus christ that literally sounds like the worst job in the world for somebody like me. I would honestly rather clean up human shit with my bare hands.
I hate everything about nightclubs, I think I could maybe work in a bar but it would have to be a quiet one with no riff raff coming in.
Haven't eaten since monday 5pm.
Don't even care, too depressed too care and the hunger has stopped now anyway.
>>27988975
Yeeoo lawd. Where you working?
Just started drinking again this morning after being sober for one and a half months.
Feels nice.
>>27995484
The fucking Kremlin boss, its shit
Third dream of today each more mundane than the last
Post waifus
>>27995518
Fuck off you mong
Your cartoons will never be real
>>27995296
I'm pretty sure they have to pay me for what I've worked, because you have to clock in and out electronically.
I should find out what I get paid the early part of next week. If there's a discrepancy, I'm gone.
I can't just up and leave now though. I need money to live on.
>>27995518
What were the dreams?
>>27995148
is there not a union rep you can speak to?
>>27995543
There is no "reality", just how we perceive things.
>>27995556
One I can barely remember but I was with a load of people I knew as a child, the next I got a load of nice food and was disappointed when I woke up and there was none, and the one after that I was just playing Civ 5.
>>27995584
Most of my dreams are me dreaming that I'm in a dream and I can't move in my dreams dream.it's probably the drugs
>>27995563
Not that I've been made aware of
Anyone here work out? I've found it's one of the best ways to hold off the crippling depression.
I've started lifting weights again since my friend has got me free membership at Bannatynes. I normally go at 6.30am because it's nice and quiet and you don't have to deal with Chads and beautiful people. There's normally just a couple of old fellas in the pool or one guy on a treadmill.
My arms are sore as fuck though, I hate lifting after a long break.
>>27995708
Can you lift me
>>27995744
Doubt it, I'm weak as fuck which is why I've started again.
I can barely manage 20 push ups
>>27995750
>I can barely manage 20 push ups
Cute.you pussy.
If Tottenham win the EPL, i'm killing myself
>>27995770
Tottenham winning the Premier League would literally be the biggest anti-climax of all time.
>>27995828
You guys discussing football is the biggest anti-climax of all time.
>>27986144
>get put on olanzapine
>sleeping normally
>eating normally
>started showering
>started working out
anyone elses life going good?
>>27993872
You do any neat statistical analyses / data representations?
t. statfag
>>27995989
Things are going ok except my only issue is that I don't have any money. I have barely anything to spend on nice things at the end of each month after buying food and paying rent.
I'm not struggling, I'm actually living quite a comfy lifestyle but I do wish I had more disposable income for viddy games and shit.
Weyyy lads I've gotten right buggered up I have. Had right giggle when I scored that stuff!
>>27986144
Anyone have this in 1920x1080?
is 11:30 too early for lunch?
>>27996189
Too early for breakfast
Rewatching True Detective season 2. Much better than it's given credit for. I feel like the only legitimate complaint was that it bit off more than it could chew having four main characters.
Anyone do teaching at college/GCSE level?
Wondering how you cope with all that prime puss in your face every day and not being able to do anything with it. I don't think I'd last very long.
>>27996207
It suffered because the first season was 10/10 so you can't really follow up with anything
Two questions lads
>what should I have for dinner?
>what should I watch on tv or netflix?
>>27996189
Too early to be awake.
>>27996228
Agreed. It was always gonna pale in comparison.
>>27996228
It suffered because it was fucking shit. It was a rush-job from the network and from Pizzalatte. Also no Fukuchonga for the cinematography hurt it badly. If they had taken more time over it (i.e years; like season 1 probably had to be hashed out on paper) then it could have been better.
S1 is a masterpiece and S2 is putrid shit.
>>27995518
I thought I was past the not getting out of bed stage. Guess not.
Will someone tell me about ESA and savings
I heard every 25 quid over 6000 you have your esa gets lowered by a quid is this true? how do they find out if I have 6000? do I have to declare it?
Poleaboo has a bedsore developing on his left thigh
>>27996448
You give them a bank statement to start off but after than you have to declare it
>UK unemployment rises to 1.7m
How the fuck is Poleaboo expected to get a job or better his situation in this climate?
>send out 100 phishing emails
>7 fell for it as I slept
what's everyone listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuUkjfwUNM
>>27995148
You need to find another job immediately. They will let you go eventually anyway just before your probation runs out.
>>27996605
Jesus Poleaboo what are you gonna do with that? None are connected to you.
>>27996674
None are connected to the polish girl*
>>27996605
How on earth do people fall for phising?
It's so bizarre.
>>27996633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GKrwimOyZo
>>27987243
Warface is good, and free.
>>27996086
what's your job laddo lad?
>>27996674
It's nice to learn more about the lives of others, interesting to know how normals existence differs from my own
>>27996694
It's social engineering, I like to slightly pressure them into clicking the link
>>27995148
Take it to the store manager, or if they're no help, ask them for the deets fo the area manager and complain to them.
>>27996779
Stop fucking lying. You're tapping up their paypals.
>>27996811
Poleaboo is not going to admit that.
He won't deny it either. One of them has enough in there for a house. Feeling very happy today.
>dry jeans in wash
>they shrunk
>still fit, but skinny legs now
>didn't have other trousers in the wash, now have to spend all day like a fucking hipster
Mild reee lads
>>27995518
Doctor's appointment at 3 lads. Feeling nervous but in a pretty good mood today. I think the waifu would be proud of me~
>>27996846
Nice one matey. The lads here are proud of you too.
>>27996829
>Poleaboo has access to 6 digit money.
Why do the bad guys always win?
When will normies learn that the world is a cruel place and it's not their playground?
https://slamdunkpunk.wordpress.com/2015/07/08/koh-tao-murder-trial/
>>27996811
That is a lie, that is a LIE
Okay lads, I didn't qualify for spergbux and I'm still expected to seek work to get my bennies, my idea is this: I fake incontinence, I go to the doctor and tell her I piss myself a lot, they do some tests and they can't prove I'm lying only that they didn't find the cause of my issue. I see a continence nurse and get diagnosed as legally incontinent and say I can't find work because of my disability.
Pros/cons? Seems like it should work.
My parents are poor. You can see the back door of my parents' house from the front door of my parents' house
>>27996948
If there was 1 group of people I am completely incapable of having any empathy for, it would be the normtards who have retarded drink and fuck parties in 3rd world shit holes.
>>27996964
They'll stick a tube up your nob, strap a bag to your thigh and send you out into the job market, mate.
>>27996964
easier to fake schizophrenia or autism
>>27996836
Just helps you show off that lovely arse.
>>27996846
Remember, disclose everything.
>>27996964
Sounds solid but >>27997009 is right too. Early Schizophrenic tendencies is a good bet.
>>27996999
They can't force you to cath, I can say they're too uncomfortable for regular use and give me UTIs
>>27997009
I didn't qualify for autism and I'd need to research how to fake schizo, my way is a lot easier and simpler.
>>27996964
>brit neets
Just cut off one of your legs
Poleaboo is infuriated with how easy it is for white people to fake mental illness. If Poleaboo shares his problems with the doctor then he's just another 'paki looking for a handout'.
>>27997046
I'm white and they told me I wasn't autistic enough for bennies.
I made an appointment for Friday morning with my doctor.
My mum has some adult nappies in the loft from when we were looking after my nan before she passed, would wearing one to the doctors legitimise my claim? I could just pour a bit of orange squash in there before I left the house.
Why are there so many NEETs in Britain?
>>27995518
very happy today, about to go down the shop and get some nice snacks to celebrate being unconditionally accepted onto my masters finally.
>>27996846
hope it goes well lad, just be open and tell them everything.
>>27996923
Bad guys always win. Anyone at the top isn't a 'good guy'.
>>27997046
Agreed
And then they have the gall to claim it's us who the system is biased in favour of
I have been talking to myself verbally (spoken, usually in the form of whispers). I do it while thinking, watching videos or movies and reading signs, books, etc. There are impulses forcing me to do this, often unconsciously.
How do I stop doing this?
>>27997140
>tfw exactly the same
>tfw starting to enjoy it
>>27997132
It's our fucking system. Whites would be discriminated against in Pakistan too.
God i'm so fucking bored and miserable.
I want something but I don't know what. I'm always fucking empty inside.
>>27997140
>>27997155
I literally spend my time talking to Jun when im alone, i describe what im doing and why. especially when I'm playing games.
>>27997171
Designed my own waifu just so it's more authentic relationship
>>27997087
Get a bottle of bubbly to celebrate lad, I'll sip it with you.
>>27997106
The Polish girls are currently winning and have beat Poleaboo multiple times
The only thing he got over them was wriggling out of that voyeurism charge but even then they just hit back with another stalking charge
>>27997155
>>27997155
>>27997171
>>27997205
I do this in public. Random strangers noticed this, and called me crazy, idiot. My family also have started to call me crazy. I recently dropped out of college because of this.
How do I stop doing this?
>>27997106
Amir you couldn't be more of a bad guy tbqh. How about donating some of that money your stealing to your long suffering mum?
>>27997171
>especially when I'm playing games
Just make a LP and bring in the youtubebux.
>>27997227
You could do it without people noticing. My family doesn't know, and when they see me alone staring off into space they don't care
>>27997232
It's going to those who cared about me and tried to help me, all of you.
Make sure you have a bitcoin wallet
>>27997087
>accepted into masters
>i'm a normie guys ;)
>>27997069
Actually should I use actual piss instead of orange squash in case she tests it with one of those diabetes pee sticks? Does anyone know about doctor procedure?
>>27997248
How did you do it without people noticing?
mummy just bought poleaboo dinner in his bedroom
made a joke about him not leaving the room
>>27997165
I know those feels mate.
I'm sat at work right now as I had to come in early and I was really pissed off at that fact and wanted to be home.
Then I thought, what do I actually do at home?
Last night I got in from work and watched old episodes of Buffy on Netflix. but didn't even actually watch it, I just had it on as background noise while I scrolled through a few of the chans and didn't even pay attention to what I was looking at.
I then decided to play the PS4 and after 5 minutes on each game I got bored and went on to the next one.
Then decided to have a joint and went out for a smoke and just sat there smoking and attempted to read some of my new book, that lasted 5 minutes.
Repeat this endless cycle until about 5am when I passed out and then woke up at 11:30 feeling tired and shitty.
Probably exactly what I'll do tonight too.
>>27997287
I'm very aware of my surroundings
Really tempted, lads (no homo obv)
Has anyone else ever done something like this before?
>>27997367
Seems like a good way to get attacked
>>27997307
>dinner
>half 1
>>27997320
Yeah. Nothing is exciting. That or my dopamine is fucking dead, it probably is right now.
>>27997367
I wouldn't advise it tbqh. It'll likely be a fat/weird dude with an STD. It's very hard to catch HIV from oral, especially as the "top", but other diseases can be passed on easy. If you do go for it wear a condom.
Especially the fact it's fucking craigslist. I'd stay away personally.t. washed up fag with way too much experience
>>27997367
I, for one, would love to be murdered going to an anonymous gay sex hookup. As if your parents didn't blame themselves enough for how you've turned out, now you could add on the worry of if you were actually gay and your robot ways were all because you had to repress who you really were. They can stay up for nights on end wondering if you'd have been a normie if only they'd been more open, hadn't made that one gay joke in your formative years, been more accepting, you'd still be with them, bringing your boyfriend over for Sunday lunch rather than being murdered getting blown in a crack den.
Or you'll get your dick sucked. Either way, win/win
>>27997320
Life is shit.
What's the point lads?
>>27997367
Sounds like someone who'd just bite your dick at the end.
>>27997367
>If you are str8
Wew. Don't even know how people can get hard in these depressing hookups.
>>27997367
>Looking for young fit guys
Want people who are unsure and nervous
>discretion assured if you are str8
we want people in denial about their gay tendencies so that when my friend and I rob you, you won't tell anyone because you don't want to admit you were there to get your dick sucked by a strange man you met on craigslist
not worth it desu
feels good to be unbanned again lads
>>27997364
Thanks for the advice. Do you have a voice in your mind, your thoughts, the voice that can make simulations of conversations, the voice of your mind? My mind's voice sometimes make the simulations of conversations out loud, loud enough for people nearby to hear them
>>27997367
grindr is more safer than craigslist. still full of stds though so advise caution
>>27997463
reported tbqh
>>27997455
don't bring anything with you? why bring your wallet or even your phone for an online hookup
>>27997424
no point. Just wander through it lonely and sad until you die at some point.
Even went to the pub for a bit last Sunday and saw some guys I used to hang out with and they were cool and asked me to sit with them and have a beer. I sat there and felt empty and unwanted the whole time, desperate to be at home.
When I did actually get home, I did nothing but order a chinese and watch Peep Show for the 700th time,
>>27997496
i never have anything interesting to say anyway, sort of like real life
>>27997171
I do this too, but I'm not talking to anyone in particular. And the person I'm explaining stuff to is apparently a retard because I explain the same simple shit over and over again.
I'm trying really hard to kick this habit, but I feel like it helps stimulate thought and I've been doing it for so long that I now fear that thinking without words isn't thinking at all. Like I'll become dumber if I stop.
The reason I started doing this was to practice talking to others.
Help.
dark souls 3 isn't that great desu lads. i had more fun with BB.
now I don't know what else to do with my neet time. is xcom 2 any good?
>>27997551
This, I think with words too. Does everyone else think in words too?
>Customer Service Assistant
>Retail Assistant Apprentice
>Sales Junior Trainee
>Competitive Business Associate
>Consumer Consultant Part-time
Is there a piece of software that generates these completely generic, meaningless, buzz-word job titles?
>>27997551
Doesn't everyone else plan their conversations by thinking with words?
>>27997645
>Retail Assistant Apprentice
kek, being paid apprentice money to do minimum wage dead end retail stuff.
>>27986144
>NEET
>have gf
>split between happiness and sadness about being such a pathetic piece of shit who hasn't grown at all
should I dump my gf
>>27997627
Same guy here. When I was a kid, I didn't ever think with words. As a kid, I even often thought when seeing internal monologues in anime "do some people really use words to think? I never do. It's probably just for convenience to the viewer"
But I was a dumb kid and I feel like I've been noticing stuff more often since I started using words to think so now I'm scared to stop!
>>27997698
>tfw in the exact same situation
She's a uni student too, so it makes me feel even more worthless. I don't want to dump her though, i'm terrified of her dumping me and feel like it's only a matter of time.
Not trying to sound like a weeb lads but why is japanese food god tier?
Sushi tastes so fucking nice
>>27997758
I failed college like 3 times and since i'm so happy most of the time I have no motivation to change
>>27997759
I've only had cheap stuff so it wasn't nice at all.
What do you order lad?
>>27997778
Do you think she's going to want you to change and get a job soon?
I'm sure mine isn't going to be happy if I stay neet the whole year.
>>27997681
Probably. I always did, but it just got out of hand one day.
>>27997815
I just got a big platter since I wanted to try a bit of everything, it had stuff like raw tuna, salmon, mackerel but all sorts of other stuff too
Everything looks so simple, it's great how a minimal thing can pack so much flavour.
Poleaboo shaved and showered
Feel human
>live in a flat for uni
>5 girls 2 boys
>kind of autistic so not really friends with any of them
>every day 1 of the girls comes into my room
>sits on my bed and watches me play video games
>sometimes we watch films or tv programmes
>give her cigarettes because she smokes but doesn't want anyone to know
Every day we just sit there smoking and her watching me play. Does she want to fuck or something? She's taller than me and has a bf at home. Maybe she just wants free cigarettes? What is happening?
>>27997945
She wants the free fags, but is probably DTF if you catch her in the right mood.
>>27997945
She's bored and wants free cigs and male attention lad
>>27997945
Sounds like you've made a friend.normans out :^(
>>27997924
>Paki
>Human
Does not compute.
Happy Birthday Hitler
>>27997945
What games do you play while she's there?
I bet it's fucking normie pleb shit and not Senran Kagura
GET OUT NORMAN, GET OUT
>>27997945
Poleaboo feels normies need to fuck off
Girls are more likely to use the same password for everything
>>27997841
>>27997681
>>27997706
>>27997551
Have you ever heard of Rubber Duck Debugging? One of the reasons I started thinking in words
>The programmer would carry around a >rubber duck and debug their code by >forcing themselves to explain it, line-by-line, to the duck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging
>>27998146
Mostly TF2. She doesn't really discuss the game with me.
Thinking of buying this what do you think lads?
>>27998248
I would buy that
Really wish I lived in an anime lads
>>27997367
>hooking up with someone from craigslist
This is either a robbery or a plague ridden, fat, hairy 50-something that wants to fuck teens.
>>27998407
We all do.
In anime the nerdy outcast kids are the ones who get the girls and be the hero.
In real life we just stay outcasts and never find a love that isn't either a lie or broken in some way
>>27995518
Throat is still hurting after two weeks of feeling like shit. Oh well.
Polish girl here.
I want tolook down my nose atpoleaboo! and thenlaugh in his face and walk away!
>he says he has depression
>he's not medically diagnosed
>>27996235
Fish and chips for dinner m8 Doctor who on netflix
>>27998650
Wasn't doctor who taken off netflix?
Just had a lobster soup flavour noodle pot that I got from tesco.
It had loads of chink runes on the side and it smelled like fish food when I opened all the packets.
Surprisingly, it was delicious but I'm prepared for an explosive shit just in case.
>>27986144
>Couldn't afford food until my Universal Credit goes in Monday
>Only had two packs of biscuits to survive until then
>Found a 20 pound note on the floor today
It's not all bad lads.
Fucking hell lads I've just sat on one of my bollocks and knocked myself sick.
Have any of you ever done that? It's a perfect storm of loose underwear, loose trousers and hot weather (my balls sag in hot weather). Sometimes as you're sitting down a bollock will just position itself underneath your thigh and then boom, quite a shock.
>>27998635
anyone can get diagnosed wiith meme disorders like depression though
>go to the doctor
>wah im sad
>diagnosed
>>27996154
no, it wasn't made in different resolutions, it was made the fit everything in. I don't see how it would be possible to give it a different aspect ratio.
Fell asleep in the sun after a few tinnies and got a little sunburnt lads
Lovely day though
>>27998659
I honestly don't know. It was a shit suggestion anyways because I hate that show
>>27998770
Name other meme disorders.
Name some non-meme disorders.
>>27986144
Hello OP. I was just wondering, why do you post the same thread everyday?
>Can finally view her facebook
>It's full of pics of her with friends
>Doing new and interesting thing virtually every other week
The chase wasn't pleasurable but it wasn't painful
This however, the destination is nothing but horror
I wanted this
Now I don't know what I want or what to do next
>>27998770
Nah niguh, GP's do not diagnose mental illnesses. You would be referred if it was anything vaguely serious to a specialist.
>>27998822
you TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
doctor who is fun
just had two sausage and bean melts with chips
Back from the Doctors. I am suspected to have five eating disorders~
>anorexia nervosa
>bulimia nervosa
>orthorexia nervosa
>purging disorder
>rumination syndrome
got to go for blood tests etc next week
Also found out I'm shorter than I thought, and am actually a manlet~
>>27998862
wait wtf?
what ball-less shit stain speaks ill of the Doctor?
>>27998846
What else did you expect you mong? They couldn't give a shit about you the girl is busy living.
>>27997032
try just getting a fucking job you utter parasite
@27999009
>Orthorexia nervosa is not currently recognized as a clinical diagnosis in the DSM-5
>Rumination syndrome when you've actually just fucked up your guts from making yourself sick so often
Fuck off
So the haul from the last round of phishing (so far)
>8 uni accounts
>3 facebook accounts
>1 email account
>>27999009
Glad you made it tilde. One step at a time, you'll get there.
>tfw when the guy on this thread yesterday who said he'd email me about selling some weed in Oxford didn't :(
>>27996081
I'm afraid not mate
>>27999182
Get btfo you hippie
>>27999182
use the darknet
>>27999009
Good lad. Were all proud of you mate
>>27999109
You forgot your trip you miserable cunt
>>27997046
But that's what you are
>>27999155
>All I got was a gateway to look at people with better lifes
You win again mate.
>>27999252
I'm learning though, knowledge can't ever be a bad thing though, right?
>>27995518
I am working in under two hours. Re-applied to a job I had a while ago, going to be rolling in the wonga if I get it but it still won't make me happy.
>>27999182
You email address spooked me, sorry Jeffery
Send your number to [email protected]
>MASSIVE sale on
Wonder if they've stopped over charging for tha-
>Save 4%
Epic.
>>27997596
I had fun with Xcom2 but I don't know, 1 is still my favourite
>>27999264
Of course it can, especially when your wasting your rotted brain on gossip and pictures from months ago regarding people you never speak with.
Might go to Costa and have a wank in the toilet. I like stripping off and doing it because it adds to the sexual thrill
>>27999303
>your rotted brain
That remark was a bit too real, made me feel panicked
I don't know what else to do with my time or how to behave, if I did I wouldn't be doing this shit.
It's either phishing or playing Hearthstone all day
>>27999307
Kinky.
Remember to keep us updated, with pics if possible.
>>27999307
You want to go on the register like pakipoo?
>>27999303
You literally browse r9k you autistic faggot
Also
>rotting brain
Kill yourself
Is Morrissey pepe anon here?
hate taking shits at work
it's so embarrassing because everyone knows you've just taken a big fat shit
fuck whatever undiagnosed illness i have the makes me shit 5 times a day
Literally have to go and wageslave in half an hour lads.
>>27999271
Okay then, coming up
>>27999429
I guess not but I can replace him for now.
Everyday you must say:
"So how do I feel about my life?"
Anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
When will you accept yourself?
I am sick and I am dull and I am plain
How dearly I'd love to get carried away
Oh but dreams have a knack of just not coming true
And time is against me now
>exams starting next week
>banging headache, my throat burns every time I swallow
>my mout is generating more than normal amounts of spit
>throat lozenges are doing fuck all
>tfw literally can't revise
kill me
>>27999182
420 AND U GOT NO WEED HAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF
>>27999476
Obscure. I like it.
Cheers
Rolling for a movie on my HDD to watch now
1-3: Le Trou
4-6: O Sangue
7-9: Odishon
0: Seinfeld
>>27999506
No problem mate. Hatful of Hollow is definitely worth a listen if you haven't already
>>27999598
Yeah I've just got all the studio albums and a greatest hits which I think basically includes hatful. I'll give it a listen anyway. Something nice about sitting in the sun after work with the smiths
>>27999653
the smiths is certainly not sunny weather music you jabroni
bad time to be on a t-break
>>27999225
Can't figure out bitcoins
>>27999704
>buy bitcoins
>use bitcoins
wew lad
>>27999704
>get a wallet
>buy bitcoins
>keep in wallet
>use when needed
I did a poo
>buy 4chan pass
>banned for 1 month
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get a job at five guys
>have to get up at 3:30am
>catch first bus at 5:05am
>start shift at 6:00am
Zzzzzzzz
>>27999704
lay it on me
whats the problem?
>>27999776
banned why?
>>27999775
>>>/int/
>>27998417
>being hairy is bad
>being bald is bad
Which is it?
>>27999684
Definitely is m80. Got to pick the more upbeat ones admittedly. Meat is murder definitely not. Ask, definitely.
