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wagecucks sleeping edition
I should be sleeping. In that good ol' cycle
>Make big plans for tomorrow
>Be productive, think of everything I could do
>Stay up late anyway
And I know I'll wake up way behind at noon
>>27986144
Explain this please OP
>>27986144
Yup, time for me to sleep, I haz work at 9 in the morning. Night robots.
>>27986595
I dunno, I didn't make it
>>27986595
getting raped by pakis.
bored. had a wank. im hungry. want to play games but i dunno what to play. eugh.
>>27986144
>tfw at 12 you thought "nah its ok i wont bother drinking anymore tonight"
>it's now 1:30 and you're desperate for a G&T but its a bit late to head to the off licence
Bit quiet today ain't it?
wahey lads
Going back to work tomorrow after having a few days off.
All i've done is play xbox games and stared outside wishing i had a boyfriend or non-work friends to do stuff with
>>27987321
yeah
>>27987448
aye aye
So I was thinking about the nature of these threads and what exactly people are supposed to talk about and it got me thinking. British culture. What do you personally identify as uniquely British and do you like it? do you associate it with yourself?
>tfw no kanye best friend
>>27986709
I'm talking about the hair color.
>>27987776
2 reasons to satisfy your autism.
1. The source image was off.
2. The image needed to be scaled down in size to fit under 2mb, it does this by simplifying colours and rounding them up to something near.
this was the stock image used, it was a car window sticker pulled from ebay.
So I think I just lost my job.
>Work in nightclub
>was meant to start at midnight
>room too comfy
>fall asleep
>just woke up to 3 missed calls from boss
What's my excuse lads? Why was I unable to go to work on a Tuesday night ight
>>27988882
Whereabouts you living? it'll help with the excuse
>>27988919
Northern Ireland.
Belfast specifically.
No bomb threats, it's a bit obvious to check
>>27988975
How much does your work know about your life family friends habits etc?
>>27989103
They know I live walking distance from work, and my parents live out in the countryside they don't know health, emolument or anything like that about the familia
>>27989224
Family health troubles would be a good one but too much for missing the one day
I'm thinking you had a mad night where you went to see a mate for a coffee (or tea if you're weird like that) and found him unconscious in his flat and had to get him to hospital cos David has had drug problems ever since his mum and dad died in a house fire in their home in Devon he's had noone. Things were OK for Dave once he got out of the unit and moved far far away to Belfast. until he discovered heroin lost his girlfriend his flat and his lovely little american bulldog heimdall that's where you come in see because when you met David he was fitting (grand mal seizure) in the stairwell of another friends building where he had apparently been living for a few days you phoned an ambulance and decided it was for the best you accompany him to the hospital so he wasn't alone when he woke up. a few hours passed he woke up cried at your kindness and told you he was forever in your debt. you two got to talking he told you his story and that he was a homeless junkie with noone after some hours bonding you offer to take him in and help him get back to his feet you helped him find a therapist a job at a supermarket a sponsor to help with the h and after a month or two a flat he even got a girlfriend again a lovely brown haired girl called Amanda ff to now see a week ago David and Amanda found out they were pregnant yaay only no because Amanda fucked tyreese and was knocked up with his baby well poor ol Davey couldn't take it he stopped going to work to therapy to his sponsor but he stayed off the drugs thanks to anon but days of no contact with you turned to weeks and whenever you went round he'd just stare at you but not at you through you it was almost like Davids soul had been scooped out and he was just a shell of his former upstanding self so today you decided to pop in for a coffee and see how Davey's faring when you phoned to see if he's in he sounded distant
>>27990089
Wouldn't let me post the other half so I did my best
>>27988882
I'd probably go with something like
>was doing a shit
>stood up too quickly from the toilet
>passed out from the headrush
>fell back, hit head (BACK of head, so there isn't a visible mark) on sink
>woke up on bathroom floor spent the rest of the night in A&E without my phone
how long do you have to have off work for concussion? Maybe take more time off to make it seem actually serious. The toilet thing is embarrassing so makes it more believable and I actually know someone who knocked some teeth out the same way.
want to order a pizza but last time I did that at this time the security guard made fun of me
haven't eaten a warm meal since saturday, only cold stuff and haven't eaten at all since monday
cold, sad and hungry desu
>>27990503
>the security guard
whats the scenario here? working late?
>>27990587
the security guard that sits out in the hallway of the flat building where I live
>>27990639
just act like you work from home sometimes
"LA clients are busting my balls, think it's gonna be an all nighter m8"
>>27990639
Take the piss back then man don't be scared to eat because hes a cunt
>>27990691
>"LA clients are busting my balls, think it's gonna be an all nighter m8"
kek the reason this place has a security guard now overnight is because how much of a lower class area it's in and the huge number of breaks it got last year. it's a shithole flat, some of the cheapest here.
if I said that he'd fall over his chair laughing. anyone living here isn't dealing with 'LA clients'.
>>27990775
What kinda things does he say anon?
>>27990775
just report him to his supervisor then
who's laughing now
wagekek BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>27990803
it's happened twice. one time i ordered at 3.30am he laughed at me and said 'still up and pizza at this time? you should be in bed'
the second was when I ordered at 10am and he said 'pizza this early, how can you be so hungry in the morning? that's crazy' while shaking his head
>>27990836
nah, it's only 'friendly banter' but being an autist i hate it and it makes me nervous.
fuck this, i'm going to bed and going to nip to the shops in the morning. i'm only torturing myself staying up and making myself more hungry
>>27990933
Oh OK so he doesn't make fun of you he just tries to be friendly although I see where your coming from anon its like small talk with a cashier at the shop they're tryna be nice but it wigs me out and isn't welcome
https://youtu.be/XJ5xbLO6tzw
I'm sorry, lads, I thought I could manage it but I'm not strong enough, so I'm calling an end to it right now.
No, not that! I mean replacing sweets with seeds and fruit. Shit's intolerable.
>headphones are kill
I fucking hate buying new ones
>>27992927
My headphones died not a week after the warranty expired. Absolutely heartbroken.
About to hand my dissertation in lads
Quite disappointed in it really, my analysis in the body was really good but it's been let down massively by my into and conclusion, just couldn't nail down what I was trying to say
Pleased though, I've had 7 hours sleep in the last 48 hours, been so pumped on adrenaline and worry that I haven't been able to function properly
Only thing I've eaten in the last 2 days is a bowl of oats and a pizza
love having the feeling of something stuck in my throat causing me to gag and throw up, love knowing that it's all mental and there is nothing physically wrong with me as well but this keeps happening
>>27993504
What's it about, what course
>>27993504
Well done mate. Mine was really shitty and I still got a comfortable 2:1 in it. I'm sure you did well. Now get some rest!
>>27993796
it's about plotting male suicide rates in a post-industrial britain, politics
>>27993860
thanks mate, I'm currently on a 2.1 (69) so I was really hoping for a first but I think that reality is long gone
fuck me lads, snapped my banjo mid-sex last night. never knew my dick could bleed so much
Staying up all day to fix my sleep pattern, fampais.
Fucking bored already though. Might go costa for an iced coffee.
>>27992578
Don't do it OP. Your not a bird.
>>27993014
Planned obsolescence
just trumped and poo'd
Enjoy your day of slavery, wagies.
>tfw asda are actively fucking me over with my contract
they literally haven't given me one, and I've worked nearly a month now. I agreed to a job working 17 hours over 3 days, but I'm currently working 48 hours over 6 days, and every time I bring this up, I just get told "don't forget you're on probation", basically telling me they can fuck me in the ass and I have to take it.
seriously considering taking this further if it doesn't change.
>>27995124
ur lookin so sexy in that blanket pepe. lemme get up in there
>>27995148
LEAVE ASAP. That sounds unethical as hell. If you din't have a contract you don't even have a 'probation'. Whats to stop them paying you 1/3 of what you have worked.
>>27988882
>work in nightclub
Jesus christ that literally sounds like the worst job in the world for somebody like me. I would honestly rather clean up human shit with my bare hands.
I hate everything about nightclubs, I think I could maybe work in a bar but it would have to be a quiet one with no riff raff coming in.
Haven't eaten since monday 5pm.
Don't even care, too depressed too care and the hunger has stopped now anyway.
>>27988975
Yeeoo lawd. Where you working?
Just started drinking again this morning after being sober for one and a half months.
Feels nice.
>>27995484
The fucking Kremlin boss, its shit
Third dream of today each more mundane than the last
Post waifus
>>27995518
Fuck off you mong
Your cartoons will never be real
>>27995296
I'm pretty sure they have to pay me for what I've worked, because you have to clock in and out electronically.
I should find out what I get paid the early part of next week. If there's a discrepancy, I'm gone.
I can't just up and leave now though. I need money to live on.
>>27995518
What were the dreams?
>>27995148
is there not a union rep you can speak to?
>>27995543
There is no "reality", just how we perceive things.
>>27995556
One I can barely remember but I was with a load of people I knew as a child, the next I got a load of nice food and was disappointed when I woke up and there was none, and the one after that I was just playing Civ 5.
>>27995584
Most of my dreams are me dreaming that I'm in a dream and I can't move in my dreams dream.it's probably the drugs
>>27995563
Not that I've been made aware of
Anyone here work out? I've found it's one of the best ways to hold off the crippling depression.
I've started lifting weights again since my friend has got me free membership at Bannatynes. I normally go at 6.30am because it's nice and quiet and you don't have to deal with Chads and beautiful people. There's normally just a couple of old fellas in the pool or one guy on a treadmill.
My arms are sore as fuck though, I hate lifting after a long break.
>>27995708
Can you lift me
>>27995744
Doubt it, I'm weak as fuck which is why I've started again.
I can barely manage 20 push ups
>>27995750
>I can barely manage 20 push ups
Cute.you pussy.
If Tottenham win the EPL, i'm killing myself
>>27995770
Tottenham winning the Premier League would literally be the biggest anti-climax of all time.
>>27995828
You guys discussing football is the biggest anti-climax of all time.
>>27986144
>get put on olanzapine
>sleeping normally
>eating normally
>started showering
>started working out
anyone elses life going good?
>>27993872
You do any neat statistical analyses / data representations?
t. statfag
>>27995989
Things are going ok except my only issue is that I don't have any money. I have barely anything to spend on nice things at the end of each month after buying food and paying rent.
I'm not struggling, I'm actually living quite a comfy lifestyle but I do wish I had more disposable income for viddy games and shit.
Weyyy lads I've gotten right buggered up I have. Had right giggle when I scored that stuff!
>>27986144
Anyone have this in 1920x1080?
is 11:30 too early for lunch?
>>27996189
Too early for breakfast
Rewatching True Detective season 2. Much better than it's given credit for. I feel like the only legitimate complaint was that it bit off more than it could chew having four main characters.
Anyone do teaching at college/GCSE level?
Wondering how you cope with all that prime puss in your face every day and not being able to do anything with it. I don't think I'd last very long.
>>27996207
It suffered because the first season was 10/10 so you can't really follow up with anything
Two questions lads
>what should I have for dinner?
>what should I watch on tv or netflix?
>>27996189
Too early to be awake.
>>27996228
Agreed. It was always gonna pale in comparison.
>>27996228
It suffered because it was fucking shit. It was a rush-job from the network and from Pizzalatte. Also no Fukuchonga for the cinematography hurt it badly. If they had taken more time over it (i.e years; like season 1 probably had to be hashed out on paper) then it could have been better.
S1 is a masterpiece and S2 is putrid shit.
>>27995518
I thought I was past the not getting out of bed stage. Guess not.
Will someone tell me about ESA and savings
I heard every 25 quid over 6000 you have your esa gets lowered by a quid is this true? how do they find out if I have 6000? do I have to declare it?
Poleaboo has a bedsore developing on his left thigh
>>27996448
You give them a bank statement to start off but after than you have to declare it
>UK unemployment rises to 1.7m
How the fuck is Poleaboo expected to get a job or better his situation in this climate?
>send out 100 phishing emails
>7 fell for it as I slept
what's everyone listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuUkjfwUNM
>>27995148
You need to find another job immediately. They will let you go eventually anyway just before your probation runs out.
>>27996605
Jesus Poleaboo what are you gonna do with that? None are connected to you.
>>27996674
None are connected to the polish girl*
>>27996605
How on earth do people fall for phising?
It's so bizarre.
>>27996633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GKrwimOyZo
>>27987243
Warface is good, and free.
>>27996086
what's your job laddo lad?
>>27996674
It's nice to learn more about the lives of others, interesting to know how normals existence differs from my own
>>27996694
It's social engineering, I like to slightly pressure them into clicking the link
>>27995148
Take it to the store manager, or if they're no help, ask them for the deets fo the area manager and complain to them.
>>27996779
Stop fucking lying. You're tapping up their paypals.
>>27996811
Poleaboo is not going to admit that.
He won't deny it either. One of them has enough in there for a house. Feeling very happy today.
>dry jeans in wash
>they shrunk
>still fit, but skinny legs now
>didn't have other trousers in the wash, now have to spend all day like a fucking hipster
Mild reee lads
>>27995518
Doctor's appointment at 3 lads. Feeling nervous but in a pretty good mood today. I think the waifu would be proud of me~
>>27996846
Nice one matey. The lads here are proud of you too.
>>27996829
>Poleaboo has access to 6 digit money.
Why do the bad guys always win?
When will normies learn that the world is a cruel place and it's not their playground?
https://slamdunkpunk.wordpress.com/2015/07/08/koh-tao-murder-trial/
>>27996811
That is a lie, that is a LIE
Okay lads, I didn't qualify for spergbux and I'm still expected to seek work to get my bennies, my idea is this: I fake incontinence, I go to the doctor and tell her I piss myself a lot, they do some tests and they can't prove I'm lying only that they didn't find the cause of my issue. I see a continence nurse and get diagnosed as legally incontinent and say I can't find work because of my disability.
Pros/cons? Seems like it should work.
My parents are poor. You can see the back door of my parents' house from the front door of my parents' house
>>27996948
If there was 1 group of people I am completely incapable of having any empathy for, it would be the normtards who have retarded drink and fuck parties in 3rd world shit holes.
>>27996964
They'll stick a tube up your nob, strap a bag to your thigh and send you out into the job market, mate.
>>27996964
easier to fake schizophrenia or autism
>>27996836
Just helps you show off that lovely arse.
>>27996846
Remember, disclose everything.
>>27996964
Sounds solid but >>27997009 is right too. Early Schizophrenic tendencies is a good bet.
>>27996999
They can't force you to cath, I can say they're too uncomfortable for regular use and give me UTIs
>>27997009
I didn't qualify for autism and I'd need to research how to fake schizo, my way is a lot easier and simpler.
>>27996964
>brit neets
Just cut off one of your legs
Poleaboo is infuriated with how easy it is for white people to fake mental illness. If Poleaboo shares his problems with the doctor then he's just another 'paki looking for a handout'.
>>27997046
I'm white and they told me I wasn't autistic enough for bennies.
I made an appointment for Friday morning with my doctor.
My mum has some adult nappies in the loft from when we were looking after my nan before she passed, would wearing one to the doctors legitimise my claim? I could just pour a bit of orange squash in there before I left the house.
Why are there so many NEETs in Britain?
>>27995518
very happy today, about to go down the shop and get some nice snacks to celebrate being unconditionally accepted onto my masters finally.
>>27996846
hope it goes well lad, just be open and tell them everything.
>>27996923
Bad guys always win. Anyone at the top isn't a 'good guy'.
>>27997046
Agreed
And then they have the gall to claim it's us who the system is biased in favour of
I have been talking to myself verbally (spoken, usually in the form of whispers). I do it while thinking, watching videos or movies and reading signs, books, etc. There are impulses forcing me to do this, often unconsciously.
How do I stop doing this?
>>27997140
>tfw exactly the same
>tfw starting to enjoy it
>>27997132
It's our fucking system. Whites would be discriminated against in Pakistan too.
God i'm so fucking bored and miserable.
I want something but I don't know what. I'm always fucking empty inside.
>>27997140
>>27997155
I literally spend my time talking to Jun when im alone, i describe what im doing and why. especially when I'm playing games.
>>27997171
Designed my own waifu just so it's more authentic relationship
>>27997087
Get a bottle of bubbly to celebrate lad, I'll sip it with you.
>>27997106
The Polish girls are currently winning and have beat Poleaboo multiple times
The only thing he got over them was wriggling out of that voyeurism charge but even then they just hit back with another stalking charge
>>27997155
>>27997155
>>27997171
>>27997205
I do this in public. Random strangers noticed this, and called me crazy, idiot. My family also have started to call me crazy. I recently dropped out of college because of this.
How do I stop doing this?
>>27997106
Amir you couldn't be more of a bad guy tbqh. How about donating some of that money your stealing to your long suffering mum?
>>27997171
>especially when I'm playing games
Just make a LP and bring in the youtubebux.
>>27997227
You could do it without people noticing. My family doesn't know, and when they see me alone staring off into space they don't care
>>27997232
It's going to those who cared about me and tried to help me, all of you.
Make sure you have a bitcoin wallet
>>27997087
>accepted into masters
>i'm a normie guys ;)
>>27997069
Actually should I use actual piss instead of orange squash in case she tests it with one of those diabetes pee sticks? Does anyone know about doctor procedure?
>>27997248
How did you do it without people noticing?
mummy just bought poleaboo dinner in his bedroom
made a joke about him not leaving the room
>>27997165
I know those feels mate.
I'm sat at work right now as I had to come in early and I was really pissed off at that fact and wanted to be home.
Then I thought, what do I actually do at home?
Last night I got in from work and watched old episodes of Buffy on Netflix. but didn't even actually watch it, I just had it on as background noise while I scrolled through a few of the chans and didn't even pay attention to what I was looking at.
I then decided to play the PS4 and after 5 minutes on each game I got bored and went on to the next one.
Then decided to have a joint and went out for a smoke and just sat there smoking and attempted to read some of my new book, that lasted 5 minutes.
Repeat this endless cycle until about 5am when I passed out and then woke up at 11:30 feeling tired and shitty.
Probably exactly what I'll do tonight too.
>>27997287
I'm very aware of my surroundings
Really tempted, lads (no homo obv)
Has anyone else ever done something like this before?
>>27997367
Seems like a good way to get attacked
>>27997307
>dinner
>half 1
>>27997320
Yeah. Nothing is exciting. That or my dopamine is fucking dead, it probably is right now.
>>27997367
I wouldn't advise it tbqh. It'll likely be a fat/weird dude with an STD. It's very hard to catch HIV from oral, especially as the "top", but other diseases can be passed on easy. If you do go for it wear a condom.
Especially the fact it's fucking craigslist. I'd stay away personally.t. washed up fag with way too much experience
>>27997367
I, for one, would love to be murdered going to an anonymous gay sex hookup. As if your parents didn't blame themselves enough for how you've turned out, now you could add on the worry of if you were actually gay and your robot ways were all because you had to repress who you really were. They can stay up for nights on end wondering if you'd have been a normie if only they'd been more open, hadn't made that one gay joke in your formative years, been more accepting, you'd still be with them, bringing your boyfriend over for Sunday lunch rather than being murdered getting blown in a crack den.
Or you'll get your dick sucked. Either way, win/win
>>27997320
Life is shit.
What's the point lads?
>>27997367
Sounds like someone who'd just bite your dick at the end.
>>27997367
>If you are str8
Wew. Don't even know how people can get hard in these depressing hookups.
>>27997367
>Looking for young fit guys
Want people who are unsure and nervous
>discretion assured if you are str8
we want people in denial about their gay tendencies so that when my friend and I rob you, you won't tell anyone because you don't want to admit you were there to get your dick sucked by a strange man you met on craigslist
not worth it desu
feels good to be unbanned again lads
>>27997364
Thanks for the advice. Do you have a voice in your mind, your thoughts, the voice that can make simulations of conversations, the voice of your mind? My mind's voice sometimes make the simulations of conversations out loud, loud enough for people nearby to hear them
>>27997367
grindr is more safer than craigslist. still full of stds though so advise caution
>>27997463
reported tbqh
>>27997455
don't bring anything with you? why bring your wallet or even your phone for an online hookup
>>27997424
no point. Just wander through it lonely and sad until you die at some point.
Even went to the pub for a bit last Sunday and saw some guys I used to hang out with and they were cool and asked me to sit with them and have a beer. I sat there and felt empty and unwanted the whole time, desperate to be at home.
When I did actually get home, I did nothing but order a chinese and watch Peep Show for the 700th time,
>>27997496
i never have anything interesting to say anyway, sort of like real life
>>27997171
I do this too, but I'm not talking to anyone in particular. And the person I'm explaining stuff to is apparently a retard because I explain the same simple shit over and over again.
I'm trying really hard to kick this habit, but I feel like it helps stimulate thought and I've been doing it for so long that I now fear that thinking without words isn't thinking at all. Like I'll become dumber if I stop.
The reason I started doing this was to practice talking to others.
Help.
dark souls 3 isn't that great desu lads. i had more fun with BB.
now I don't know what else to do with my neet time. is xcom 2 any good?
>>27997551
This, I think with words too. Does everyone else think in words too?
>Customer Service Assistant
>Retail Assistant Apprentice
>Sales Junior Trainee
>Competitive Business Associate
>Consumer Consultant Part-time
Is there a piece of software that generates these completely generic, meaningless, buzz-word job titles?
>>27997551
Doesn't everyone else plan their conversations by thinking with words?
>>27997645
>Retail Assistant Apprentice
kek, being paid apprentice money to do minimum wage dead end retail stuff.
>>27986144
>NEET
>have gf
>split between happiness and sadness about being such a pathetic piece of shit who hasn't grown at all
should I dump my gf
>>27997627
Same guy here. When I was a kid, I didn't ever think with words. As a kid, I even often thought when seeing internal monologues in anime "do some people really use words to think? I never do. It's probably just for convenience to the viewer"
But I was a dumb kid and I feel like I've been noticing stuff more often since I started using words to think so now I'm scared to stop!
>>27997698
>tfw in the exact same situation
She's a uni student too, so it makes me feel even more worthless. I don't want to dump her though, i'm terrified of her dumping me and feel like it's only a matter of time.
Not trying to sound like a weeb lads but why is japanese food god tier?
Sushi tastes so fucking nice
>>27997758
I failed college like 3 times and since i'm so happy most of the time I have no motivation to change
>>27997759
I've only had cheap stuff so it wasn't nice at all.
What do you order lad?
>>27997778
Do you think she's going to want you to change and get a job soon?
I'm sure mine isn't going to be happy if I stay neet the whole year.
>>27997681
Probably. I always did, but it just got out of hand one day.
>>27997815
I just got a big platter since I wanted to try a bit of everything, it had stuff like raw tuna, salmon, mackerel but all sorts of other stuff too
Everything looks so simple, it's great how a minimal thing can pack so much flavour.
Poleaboo shaved and showered
Feel human
>live in a flat for uni
>5 girls 2 boys
>kind of autistic so not really friends with any of them
>every day 1 of the girls comes into my room
>sits on my bed and watches me play video games
>sometimes we watch films or tv programmes
>give her cigarettes because she smokes but doesn't want anyone to know
Every day we just sit there smoking and her watching me play. Does she want to fuck or something? She's taller than me and has a bf at home. Maybe she just wants free cigarettes? What is happening?
>>27997945
She wants the free fags, but is probably DTF if you catch her in the right mood.
>>27997945
She's bored and wants free cigs and male attention lad
>>27997945
Sounds like you've made a friend.normans out :^(
>>27997924
>Paki
>Human
Does not compute.
Happy Birthday Hitler
>>27997945
What games do you play while she's there?
I bet it's fucking normie pleb shit and not Senran Kagura
GET OUT NORMAN, GET OUT
>>27997945
Poleaboo feels normies need to fuck off
Girls are more likely to use the same password for everything
>>27997841
>>27997681
>>27997706
>>27997551
Have you ever heard of Rubber Duck Debugging? One of the reasons I started thinking in words
>The programmer would carry around a >rubber duck and debug their code by >forcing themselves to explain it, line-by-line, to the duck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging
>>27998146
Mostly TF2. She doesn't really discuss the game with me.
Thinking of buying this what do you think lads?
>>27998248
I would buy that
Really wish I lived in an anime lads
>>27997367
>hooking up with someone from craigslist
This is either a robbery or a plague ridden, fat, hairy 50-something that wants to fuck teens.
>>27998407
We all do.
In anime the nerdy outcast kids are the ones who get the girls and be the hero.
In real life we just stay outcasts and never find a love that isn't either a lie or broken in some way
>>27995518
Throat is still hurting after two weeks of feeling like shit. Oh well.
Polish girl here.
I want tolook down my nose atpoleaboo! and thenlaugh in his face and walk away!
>he says he has depression
>he's not medically diagnosed
>>27996235
Fish and chips for dinner m8 Doctor who on netflix
>>27998650
Wasn't doctor who taken off netflix?
Just had a lobster soup flavour noodle pot that I got from tesco.
It had loads of chink runes on the side and it smelled like fish food when I opened all the packets.
Surprisingly, it was delicious but I'm prepared for an explosive shit just in case.
>>27986144
>Couldn't afford food until my Universal Credit goes in Monday
>Only had two packs of biscuits to survive until then
>Found a 20 pound note on the floor today
It's not all bad lads.
Fucking hell lads I've just sat on one of my bollocks and knocked myself sick.
Have any of you ever done that? It's a perfect storm of loose underwear, loose trousers and hot weather (my balls sag in hot weather). Sometimes as you're sitting down a bollock will just position itself underneath your thigh and then boom, quite a shock.
>>27998635
anyone can get diagnosed wiith meme disorders like depression though
>go to the doctor
>wah im sad
>diagnosed
>>27996154
no, it wasn't made in different resolutions, it was made the fit everything in. I don't see how it would be possible to give it a different aspect ratio.
Fell asleep in the sun after a few tinnies and got a little sunburnt lads
Lovely day though
>>27998659
I honestly don't know. It was a shit suggestion anyways because I hate that show
>>27998770
Name other meme disorders.
Name some non-meme disorders.
>>27986144
Hello OP. I was just wondering, why do you post the same thread everyday?
>Can finally view her facebook
>It's full of pics of her with friends
>Doing new and interesting thing virtually every other week
The chase wasn't pleasurable but it wasn't painful
This however, the destination is nothing but horror
I wanted this
Now I don't know what I want or what to do next
>>27998770
Nah niguh, GP's do not diagnose mental illnesses. You would be referred if it was anything vaguely serious to a specialist.
>>27998822
you TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
doctor who is fun
just had two sausage and bean melts with chips
Back from the Doctors. I am suspected to have five eating disorders~
>anorexia nervosa
>bulimia nervosa
>orthorexia nervosa
>purging disorder
>rumination syndrome
got to go for blood tests etc next week
Also found out I'm shorter than I thought, and am actually a manlet~
>>27998862
wait wtf?
what ball-less shit stain speaks ill of the Doctor?
>>27998846
What else did you expect you mong? They couldn't give a shit about you the girl is busy living.
>>27997032
try just getting a fucking job you utter parasite
@27999009
>Orthorexia nervosa is not currently recognized as a clinical diagnosis in the DSM-5
>Rumination syndrome when you've actually just fucked up your guts from making yourself sick so often
Fuck off
So the haul from the last round of phishing (so far)
>8 uni accounts
>3 facebook accounts
>1 email account
>>27999009
Glad you made it tilde. One step at a time, you'll get there.
>tfw when the guy on this thread yesterday who said he'd email me about selling some weed in Oxford didn't :(
>>27996081
I'm afraid not mate
>>27999182
Get btfo you hippie
>>27999182
use the darknet
>>27999009
Good lad. Were all proud of you mate
>>27999109
You forgot your trip you miserable cunt
>>27997046
But that's what you are
>>27999155
>All I got was a gateway to look at people with better lifes
You win again mate.
>>27999252
I'm learning though, knowledge can't ever be a bad thing though, right?
>>27995518
I am working in under two hours. Re-applied to a job I had a while ago, going to be rolling in the wonga if I get it but it still won't make me happy.
>>27999182
You email address spooked me, sorry Jeffery
Send your number to [email protected]
>MASSIVE sale on
Wonder if they've stopped over charging for tha-
>Save 4%
Epic.
>>27997596
I had fun with Xcom2 but I don't know, 1 is still my favourite
>>27999264
Of course it can, especially when your wasting your rotted brain on gossip and pictures from months ago regarding people you never speak with.
Might go to Costa and have a wank in the toilet. I like stripping off and doing it because it adds to the sexual thrill
>>27999303
>your rotted brain
That remark was a bit too real, made me feel panicked
I don't know what else to do with my time or how to behave, if I did I wouldn't be doing this shit.
It's either phishing or playing Hearthstone all day
>>27999307
Kinky.
Remember to keep us updated, with pics if possible.
>>27999307
You want to go on the register like pakipoo?
>>27999303
You literally browse r9k you autistic faggot
Also
>rotting brain
Kill yourself
Is Morrissey pepe anon here?
hate taking shits at work
it's so embarrassing because everyone knows you've just taken a big fat shit
fuck whatever undiagnosed illness i have the makes me shit 5 times a day
Literally have to go and wageslave in half an hour lads.
>>27999271
Okay then, coming up
>>27999429
I guess not but I can replace him for now.
Everyday you must say:
"So how do I feel about my life?"
Anything is hard to find
When you will not open your eyes
When will you accept yourself?
I am sick and I am dull and I am plain
How dearly I'd love to get carried away
Oh but dreams have a knack of just not coming true
And time is against me now
>exams starting next week
>banging headache, my throat burns every time I swallow
>my mout is generating more than normal amounts of spit
>throat lozenges are doing fuck all
>tfw literally can't revise
kill me
>>27999182
420 AND U GOT NO WEED HAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF
>>27999476
Obscure. I like it.
Cheers
Rolling for a movie on my HDD to watch now
1-3: Le Trou
4-6: O Sangue
7-9: Odishon
0: Seinfeld
>>27999506
No problem mate. Hatful of Hollow is definitely worth a listen if you haven't already
>>27999598
Yeah I've just got all the studio albums and a greatest hits which I think basically includes hatful. I'll give it a listen anyway. Something nice about sitting in the sun after work with the smiths
>>27999653
the smiths is certainly not sunny weather music you jabroni
bad time to be on a t-break
>>27999225
Can't figure out bitcoins
>>27999704
>buy bitcoins
>use bitcoins
wew lad
>>27999704
>get a wallet
>buy bitcoins
>keep in wallet
>use when needed
I did a poo
>buy 4chan pass
>banned for 1 month
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>get a job at five guys
>have to get up at 3:30am
>catch first bus at 5:05am
>start shift at 6:00am
Zzzzzzzz
>>27999704
lay it on me
whats the problem?
>>27999776
banned why?
>>27999775
>>>/int/
>>27998417
>being hairy is bad
>being bald is bad
Which is it?
>>27999684
Definitely is m80. Got to pick the more upbeat ones admittedly. Meat is murder definitely not. Ask, definitely.
>>27999841
Hair on your head is good
l did a poo
>>27999791
Do you get free food?
five guys is ludicrously fucking expensive
>watching hunter x hunter
>kuropika shows up
muh dick
>>27999837
/int/ janny didn't like Poleaboo talk of phishing
Anne's made it to heptochamp status lads. Will she be an 800 plus octochamp?
>>27999791
Sounds like your getting fucked by five guys.
>>27999945
You realise he's a he, right? Caught me out too.
>>27999950
he no likely so he ban?
that bad, make sad
>>27999009
Hope you get some help out of it, in some way. You stupid sexy little manlet.
>>27996209
it gets better at university.
>>27999980
You mean when their tits start to sag and they're clearly past their prime? Yeah no thanks mate, not a gentrophile.
>>27999977
I've always imagined tilde a as a gaunt ugly young chap
any pakis online?
>>28000023
No they are all out
>hairline's receded a little bit
>looks awful because of my massive forehead
I hate life.
>>27999950
Can't believe he wasn't highfiving you for stealing working, white British people's money.
>>28000023
Poleaboo is still here for the time being
Love you all and that lads but I should really stop opening these threads. Just negativity in a tab, brings me down.
>log onto Kikebook
>see someone I know in a selfie with Jeremy Corbyn
>close Kikebook
>>28000084
Okay, shall I come back later?
>>28000162
Nah...a different one...
>>27999998
Fuck you were so close to getting sick digits
>>28000184
>be normie
>come to /britfeel/
fuck off
>>28000184
Nice one, mate, you proper showed 'em.
>>28000217
haaaahhaaaaaaa >using anything other than 4chan get out normie reeeeeeeeee lol sure showed him
I only use it for meme pages and keeping in contact with the few friends I have you pedantic shit
>>28000254
I reckon he's proper willy-wrangled m8
>>28000274
>anti-Corbyn
>have a facebook
>have any friends
You're a normie
>Watching footage on youtube of 90s late night tv from my region
>Compare it to late night tv today
>Nothing but fucking casino shows
Why is todays tv so shit late at night?
>he wipes his arse standing up
fucks sake
>>28000288
and there's nothing you can do to stop me invading your board
tfw leaving mummy on "seen"
>>27999335
Go outside, volunteer you fucking faggot.
In or out lads?
OG comment.
>>28000367
I have no idea what this means, please clarify.
>>27999791
sounds too far away, not worth it desu
>>28000288
Normies love Corbyn.
Everyone loves Jezza desu. What a guy.
Buzzing for the future of this country with Jez at the helm.
>>28000404
>corbyn
>future
Pick one
>>28000404
>>Everyone loves Jezza
Yeah, he doesn't come across like the usual political slime
A real honest man
>>28000427
I pick CORBYN
>>28000442
And I pick INTO THE OVEN
>>27999457
Lol you should embrace it lad. There's nothing that makes me chortle more than leaving a smelly fucking room gagging of my turds for the next poor bastard who goes in there. Though to be honest, it's now become a bit of a competition for the people at my workplace to see who can leave the nastiest smell. My boss always wins, fat bitch that she is.
>>28000391
Mummy sent me a message on whatsapp...and I ignored it!
>>27999462
I've already done 4 hours and back in for another 4 this evening. I hate split shifts, but not as much as the dreaded 6 in the morning till 6 in the evening shifts. They're a fucking killer.
>>28000428
This. Top lad.
Jez for PM.
I feel really bad because i'm lonely as shit.
I have nobody i just waste my time away on the internet.
I don't think i'm as depressed as most of you guys but i still feel like shit every day.
>Work in coffee shop
>Sat on my phone leaning against counter because slow as fuck shift
>Look up from my phone and glance around the room to see if anyone wants to order
>Woman sat breastfeeding her baby turns her head to look at me right at the moment I glance at her
>Go back to looking at my phone
>Look up a few moments later and her friend has put a coat over her to cover her boob and they're both glaring at me
Fuck off I didn't even know you were feeding I was just looking round the room you slut
Fuck man that made me mad
Who is victoria wood?
>>28000552
>Fuck man that made me hard
Fixed.
>>28000563
Some unfunny bint that women over the age of 40 seem to enjoy
>>28000552
>gets tits out in public
>d-don't look at me you sexist!
>>28000552
>Women want to breastfeed in public and slam people who merely suggest they cover up
>Cover up anyway because they don't want people looking
Women are the craziest peoples.
Can you turn your life around and get a comfy career if you didn't really make any use of uni?
>2.2 Humanities from fairly good uni
>no internships
help
>>28000613
Children, basically.
>>27999945
>>27999967
Stupid sexy Sawashiro.
Sick of my noisy fucking neighbours lads. Always hear them banging about during the day doing whatever they do. Pretty sure they're on benefits or something. It's not like we have thin walls or anything because we've never had noise problems with any other neighbours.
Those stupid kids start crying every half hour I swear, no matter what time of day (or night) it is. You'll hear the fat bitch of a mother shout at them as well, which makes them cry even louder. It's a proper screaming cry as well, literal hell on earth.
Hear the dad start his loud fucking bike up at stupid o' clock in the morning as well. Just sits there for 15 minutes revving it. Problem is I can't confront them about any of this since their dad looks hard as fuck and would probably kick my head in.
What do?
odds i get in bed
NEETs are plebs
>>28000688
Stop complaining if you're not willing to do anything about it.
>>28000710
I do want to do something about it, I just don't want my head kicked in
But if it has to be that way then so be it
>>28000497
Me too. How old are you?
>>28000742
Complain to the council? Also maybe "tip off" the police that you might think there's some drug dealing/sexual abuse going on there
That or get better noise insulation.
>glucose levels are fucked again
>just don't give a fuck this time and keep sippin on my energy drink
feels good
>>28000705
More educated than you I reckon
>no new hits on the phishing site in the last 6 hours
guess I fucked up by sending it to the uni principal and other staff
>>28000799
Better be a monster lad.
Any lads have the game Rust?
Looking for some people to team up with for laughs.
>>28000845
ROCKSTAR GUAVE
>16grams of sugar per 100ml
there is no soda that is more sugary than this
>>28000652
It's like they throw any and all logic out of the window. They want to have their cake and eat it.
>>28000619
You can't. Get a in demand degree that can land you a decent job or go to a trade school
>>28000853
Fuck me imagine using that to give yourself an enema. Would be wicked.
>>28000895
pfft, am i supposed to feel disgusted now? *sip*
>>28000845
Meme drink for middle class little boys.
>>28000619
not unless you go back to uni and do something useful
or unless you have family connections who can get you a job
>>28000619
Welcome to retail hell senpai.
>160mg/dl
i will just kill myself if i ever get serious long term damage such as blindness. I don't even notice when my glucose levels go low in the night. fast painless suicide.
http://www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes-complications/dead-in-bed-syndrome.htmlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbPZDdHzSZ4
>>28000932
What's wrong with being middle class and a boy?
>>28000895
Why would it be wicked? Does the sugar tingle or something?
>>28000868
>>28000956
But going back to uni is impossible in this country unless you happily accrue US-tier debt from a private student loans company
Also I'd only get into a mid-tier uni now the way A-Level results requirements etc have increased at Top 10 universities - as well as again only being able to do humanities again. The only "in demand" would be Law but that's such a ridiculously competitive field
>>28000932
no shit, soda is consumed by the general population. do you think anyone actually drinks it for the "energy"? Have you ever even drinked one? People drink them solely for the taste.
Haven't worked for a while.
But u am still able to survive for a bit..
Get a wagecuck? Or stay NEET
>>28001015
then try and get whatever comfy job you can, security guard isn't bad. low pay but an alright gig
>>28001032
>Have you ever even drinked one?
Jesus Christ
>>28000619
Yes you can friendo.
I dropped out of CS and fucked it up real bad.
I now have an okish career working for an online retailer company.
I got the job by applying online, I had to start at the bottom doing a shitty admin job for 6 months, then I blagged my way into something better and now something even better.
After about a years work experience then a degree becomes almost useless
>>28001103
>dropped out of hs
>got job through connections
>40k a year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJEKdtvRE1o
>>28001103
How did you get the admin job after dropping out lad? Any experience or was it just mass applying as much as you could?
I'm in a very similar position to what you were in. Got kicked from my uni from comp sci for being a worthless idiot 2 months ago.
can't stop laughing at this
http://oddshot.tv/shot/itssofrosty-201604203535804
second Thatcher coming when lads?
is it too late to take a cheeky nap?
>>28001179
That was one of the most boring things I've seen this year
>>28001179
hahaha no seriously kill yourself
>>28001240
>>28001269
v. rude
>>28001192
no is perfect time, 6-8 then stay up 8-2/3am. its what I do
it's looking promising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSNN6HuKZeE
>tfw masturbated at work with a cucumber up my arse and a delivery comes in just as you finish and you don't have time to remove cucumber so you have to deal with delivery guy with half a cucumber in bum
>tfw my first anal play experience was in the toilet at work
>tfw imagined I was getting pegged by the fitty at work
I am slowly descending into an even bigger freak
never went for that wank in Costa, maybe tomorrow
>>28001504
Why do the models for stuff like this always have such fucking dopey expressions?
Why can't they just have a neutral face?
>>28001534
they are meant to be having fun times
>>28001553
But it's not even a happy expression
It's just dopey and drugged
>Rihanna's tits are a common feature of her music videos
What a time to be alive.
>>28001606
work work work work
>>28001445
>wanking at work
>anal play at work
wew lad
>>28001606
push a link my way please lad
>>28001637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfN4PVaOU5Q
I tell you I have better wanks watching the music channels than the porn freview these days.
I can't be the only robot that gets a kick out of cleaning?
Cleaned the flat, top to bottom, really impressed with how it polishes up.
When I own a home, it'll be great just spending a few hours cleaning the place.
>>28001692
have a word with yourself love
>>28001692
I think clean is good for mental health
>>28001692
You're gonna make a fine househusband someday, anon.
>>28001692
Having a tidy room is great. I really enjoy sitting down in my room once it is tidy, it's a great feeling to see so much clear space and have sunlight through the window.
>>28001633
nothing else to do, you have about 4 customers come in before 10 so might as well use my free time
>>28001179
I don't get it. He died? How is that funny?
>>28001435
looks like ps2 graphics and looks like a shit shooter too
>>28001692
Come blitz my autismcave so I can neglect it again lad?
>>28001179
fuck off dormers you little autist
>>28001868
have you played red orchestra
>>28001681
God, American blacks just have no class whatsoever do they?
It's all SHEEEITT NIGGA POP POP MOFUGGA
>>28001435
have you played the brit mod for Ro2? pretty damn good lad
>>28001934
no, i'll look into it once i get my pc built
who else /cuppa/ here?
>>28001944
>Them digits
2spooky
anyway the mods called heroes of the west, it's on steam store
>>28001974
haha
ok thanks
>>28001926
Are our blacks really much better?
AYY BLUD OI BRUV
*plays grime on the train*
WAT U SAYIN CUZ
*gets stabbed*
WAT U SAYIN CUZ
*robs maccie d's*
SHUT UP WASTEMAN
*sells ket and mandy*
>>28001969
>Not using a sports direct mug for your tea
s m h
>>28001969
I prefer coffee desu
>>28001926
Rihanna isn't American and it doesn't look like this video is set in America.
The parts with all the rough shit definitely isn't America, that's for sure.
>>28001934
>>28001974
>mum bought me a new laptop on a whim after I broke my previous one
>it has 4gb of ram
No more Ro2 for me.
It was such a lovely, nice, excellent thing too, but the utter bastard in me wishes it was lovelier, nicer and even more excellent.
>>28001681
Because porn stars are hardly ever actually attractive they just have nice fake tits and are willing to do porn.
Pop stars tend to be actually physically attractive.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LADS
>>>/int/58181136
>>28002065
Whoopsie copied the url instead of the link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html
Someone just shared this there
>>28002051
Laptop ram is all the same fagtron.
Just nick the presumably two stick of 4gb out the old broken one and pop them in the new one.
Ive done it with a few laptops.
>>28001991
>not liking grime
>not supporting the undermining of corporate monopolies
>not supporting local businesses
>taking knifey knife knife bantz seriously
You bloody tit.
>tfw every episode of my life is a "normie work colleagues talk about the football" episode
new series when
>>28002083
was posted here last week
>>28002085
N-no, I'll broked it.
I'll ask my dad to do it.
>>28002113
Literally first I heard it and I'm from there, it's vile. Browns OUT.
>tell a joke
>she doesn't laugh
>think she doesn't understand so I laugh
>she gives me a confused look and changes the subject
I'm not even autistic but I struggle with simple human interaction. Why aren't there any adult learning courses on how to talk to girls?
Haven't played a FPS multiplayer game in years. Miss it desu
>>28002147
get halo 5 lad.
>>28002086
I was joking of course pham, saw Big Narstie in Brighton last night. Safe guy
>>28002124
>Browns
not calling then shitskin pakis
you don't belong here
>>28002138
what joke did you tell? this matters
>>28002122
Either way you'll need to use an online guide.
Most laptops have a hidden screw under a label somewhere to stop you voiding the warrenty.
>>28002158
Playstation cuck desu
>>28002166
Indians aren't Pakis
>>28001748
hopefully i'll find a nice girl who appreciates my cleaning skills, one day.
>>28001878
dont tempt me, my fucking parents only invite me around so their shitty homes can get a clean.
Why people live in filth perplexes me.
I have to write one 2000 word essay and two 1000 word essays, plus finish a piece of coursework which needs roughly another 20000 words at least. By tomorrow.
It's not possible. I've not been in work all week to try and complete it all. There's no extensions.
What to do? Pack everything up and book a one way flight to Mexico?? Just end all this suffering right now????
>>28002138
Because it is different for every girl and every situation. It is a skill you usually just have or in some cases can learn.
I use to be complete shit at it but am becoming better. In short I can say be sarcastic and playful. Do not be a seriousfag
>>28002196
>dont tempt me, my fucking parents only invite me around so their shitty homes can get a clean.
I once did this in a severely dysfunctional friendship with an OCD druggie.
>wagekekery tomorrow
Just drank a liter of energy drink and a cup of green tea anyways
Why am I doing this to myself
Pathetic self destructive wagecuck
Genuinely looking forward to this. Got my redundancy money so fancied a treat.
>tfw you went from poor with 100 bong in the bank to poor with 2000 bong in the bank
>new job pays 400 bong more a month
Its a good feel desu lads
>>28002253
>https://youtu.be/TYIgx6RxJ8s
>>28002263
heftig ._.
Just fucking shrunk my favourite t shirt in the tumble dryer because my bitch mum was shouting and moaning at me
Had to order a new one, ffs lads
>>28002199
>It's not possible
not if you sit on r9k all day
get a bunch of research sites open, disconnect your internet and get typing
>>28002294
don't call your mum a bitch you reprobate
>>28002196
You'll make your future wife and and wife's child proud m8.
>>28002175
>>28002202
That's what it was, a playful but sarcastic remark.
We were talking about where we see ourselves in a few years time and I said "If I'm still unemployed by the time I'm thirty I think I'll have to kill myself ... ... haha"
>>27999853
Cemetry gates is another more upbeat classic to check out.
>>28002332
No anon, you can't joke about suicide/death/race/anything exciting at all with females, especially normie ones.
Stick to more generic shit.
>>28002319
She's literally a fruit loop/doo lally/mentally deficient/mentally ill
>>28001148
sorry for the late reply.
Yes I just applied and I supposes got a little lucky. They guy didn't really know what my certificate of higher education was.
I also had done some work experience at the job centre for like a month
>>28002416
So she has mental health issues. Respect your mum you cunt
>>28002359
>joke about suicide/death/race/anything exciting
edgy
>>27995500
Thats all I need to track you down you know lad.
>works at Kremlin
>male
>most likely protestant, so an English name.
>>28002416
never listen to good boy momfags
treat the cunt how she deserves
crazies need to be put in their place sometimes
>>28002184
But Pakis are Indians. Most of them anyway.
>>28002184
Yea they are
Unless you think Pakistan is an actual real country, then lol @ you
>>28002473
I didn't mean exciting in that way, I meant more like controversial, rather than small-talk-with-a-stranger jokes.
>>28002327
More like make your wife's boyfriend happy.
>Poleaboo forgot how to spell "Gnome" and had to look it up
Brain rot
>>28002569
play some brain training vidya mate. even 30 minutes a day is something
Christ on a fucking bike, that took some flushing
I don't think that 9.5 inches will be big enough.
Im only a skinny lad too
>>28002615
Never is
12 or higher hits the sweet spot
>>28002633
Yeah but then there's some left over.
>>28002594
>>28002615
Are these posts about the same thing? 9.5 inch logs haha x
>>28002676
Have it the next day
Feeling pretty upset today, my paranoias gotten so bad I can't even help my mum out by taking the bins out, feel useless, hope i feel better after I wake up
might not eat this evening
feel too depressed to
>>28002850
that's pretty stubborn desu
>>28002870
how so
oceee
Anyone have any tips for something cheap to put on a plain chicken breast? I had one with chips and beans for dinner today but it was bland as fuck. Any spices or whatever, idk what I'm doing
>>28002938
Have you got much in?
Any philly or bacon?
Garlic?
basil?
>>28002983
Not much desu, I'm asking for things to pick up tomorrow
Getting really upset watching supervet. All those poor doggos.
;_;
>lay around all day wanking, eating takeaways and playing videogames
>feel great
>decide to get my life in shape
>start eating healthy foods, cut out all the junk food and begin working out
>feels like dogshit
Why even bother
>>28002989
Get some Philadelphia with garlic and herbs, and some nice lean bacon.
Slit the breast open and put some philly in there and wrap the whole thing in bacon like a parcel.
Cook that shit and enjoy
It's called borsin chicken or something like that and it is fucking lush lad
>>28002938
piri piri rub, you can find it in the spice section
you rub it into the chicken like a marinade
>>28002989
It depends what you want. You can get seasoning pots and stuff that have a mix of stuff.
I like to use mustard, or you can just go for paprika and chilli powder. Chicken is very versatile
>>28003014
I've been more miserable since I gave up chocolate and Mr Kipling bakewell tarts
Maybe fat guys are jolly for a reason
>>28002938
cut a slice in it and stick some philly in
some good stuff to season with: paprika, cayenne pepper, garlic powder
>>28003030
Sounds nice, I'll give it a try ta
>>28003038
>>28003039
>>28003057
For spices/whatever, do you just tip some on the top before you cook it or can you put some inside?
>>28003076
You can just rub it in with a real little bit of oil if you are frying it
>>28003030
This sounds like the sort of shit a working class mother would do and think she's some kind of super chef.
Finally took up the offer to have lunch with the Stacies at work today. Can't tell if they feel sorry for me or they actually like my company.
just watched someone donate $100 to a twitch streamer
all he got was a 'thankyou so much [username]
why do people do this?
>>28003076
what I do is just bake the chicken breast
in most supermarkets they have those little pots of spices and herbs and yeah I just pour a little bit on and rub it in a bit
you can buy rubs and stuff too, or boil in a bag type things
Doggo is getting a hip replacement. Hope she'll be able to walk again
>>28003131
>>28003092
Lovely, thanks
/britfeel/ truly is the best thread
>>28003113
I wish I was a fuccboi with a decent computer setup so I could whore myself out to rich pakis on twitch
>>28003156
google around for some good spice combos
I like paprika and cayenne pepper, but it's good to experiment
>>28002938
Cut it into pieces, throw it into a frying pan with a little bit of oil, cook it through and add some soy sauce at the end and coat the chicken in it
Easy Peasy.
>>28003093
Thank you! All the best meals come out of the necessity to use up the last bits of food so they didn't go to waste. I imagine that this was pretty much the same.
>>28003113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nUigOMRwc
No fucking idea why people give these wankstains any money. Surely they can't be that hard up for validation that they resort to getting it from wasters trying to make a career out of playing computer games.
>>28003242
He's right though. Im sick of people donating with shitty messages like "HEY I WAS GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME AND NEARLY KILLED MYSELF AND YOU HELPED"
It's like fuckoff, if you wanted to kill yourself watching some faggot play LoL wasn't gonna change that.
>>28003242
He sounds like he has some personal experience with suicide, he's a bit unhinged.
>>28003242
>there is therapy
>there is friends
>loved ones
>people who play video games online are tortured artists
>>28003014
I can relate. I tried going on a diet and lifting but eating junk food and playing vidya is all the joys in my life. Why would I give them up?
Maybe I need to get a job. kek no fuck that.
>>28003242
>someone posted dmbrandon on /britfeel/
Are you from /smgen/ too?
>>28003305
He does. One of his close friends killed himself a few years back. He made a video explaining it but then took it down.
>>27999009
one leg shorter than the other hereDon't do drugs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36093790
It's like a strip club that you don't need to pay to enter. Phwoar.
>>28003647
why are all these fucking meme cafes in Nottingham
>>28001692
I honestly don't know how people can live in filth. Even at my peak neetdom when I basically stayed in my room for a year I always kept it clean and made sure I showered. I always think filth is a sign of true autism now.
>>28003647
I guess diversity quotas don't apply when you're women?
>at work
>come dangerously close to crying while remembering being at university before wagekek life
It doesn't get any better, does it?
>>28003687
>I got offered a 25'000 investment.
Presumably there is some cunt in the council giving out free money to any retard
>>28003779
It doesn't get any better, does it?
lt gets worse
>>28003779
When they said that school was the best years of your life? They were right.
>>28003779
Work is hell. Uni and school years are a joy compared to work.
>>28003779
One day you might reach management where you can do fuck all and get paid twice as much
>>28003840
No they weren't. School was shit
>>28003779
it's okay anon, in a few years you'll have a mid life crisis, buy an expensive car/house to try and convince yourself your happy
>>28003900
School was shit
After school is more shit
least shit = best
>>28003900
school is a breeze compared to work
>tfw my boss let me leave 30 seconds early today
>>28003647
that can't be a viable long term business plan
>>28003992
job?
fgbgsfad
>>28003992
Enjoy making up the full hour tomorrow
>>28004015
Who cares she'll get free money from the government and her husband will just support her vanity project
>>28004019
unpaid internship at poundland
>>28004046
Was literally about to say this.
>free money
>pat on the back from her kikebook friends
>free publicity
>attention dies down and she realises that it is still working in a fucking cafe and working in food service is shitty with tiny margins for profit
>decides to jack it in and the women who only used it once as a novelty suddenly posting about how good it was and wondering why it went under
and so the cycle of hypocritical shite continues
>>28004046
>husband will just support her vanity project
i reckon hes doing that so he can look at tits
>>28001033
stay NEET
>>28004117
No one wants to look at saggy mother tits.
nappy night is back in the club a few doors down lads.
12-15 year olds pretending to have fun while shite music plays until their parents come to pick them up.
Literally the future of my town in that club and they are all dressed like slags.
>>28004138
I once waited for my bus near one of the night clubs in town and one of those nights was on. Pretty depressing seeing all the slags, and the kids who you know were awkward virgins and the douche's arriving with 3 girls.
>>28004138
get down there in your corsa and pick up some chicks
>>28004137
they're the best kind matey
>>28004165
It's depressing as fuck
>>28004178
They'd never have me lad. I drive a Honda Civic, no self respecting 15 year old slag would get in a car that wasn't a Corsa driven by an 18 year old chav.
>>28004138
They sound a bit too old for nappies mate. Guessing you're from the north, that's the only way I can explain your sorry state for a town.
>>28003687
We're getting not one, but two cat cafes up here in Manchester. Along with the cereal cafe and that bar that pretends it's a laundrette, we're gonna outmeme them soon enough.
>>28004240
>not inferring from the context what a nappy night is
The south is fucked I swear, no idea of how to think for themselves
>>28004269
>put on a nappy
>go to a disco
That's what it sounds like mate.
>>28004138
Is this a real thing or am I being memed? What exactly does one do at a nightclub where no one can legally be served alcohol? I thought the point was to get shitfaced.
>>28004291
They might get drunk before hand but its basically like all social occasions for normies, setting up who's who ect.The sluts are drunk on cock anyway
>>28004291
charge like 10/20 bong to get in and sell soft drinks for a 5er
>>28004291
They go in and drink red bull and pretend they are at a proper club night.
They even have a dj on and everything.
Not sure what they call it properly, but we always call it nappy night because it's for kids. Even have a bouncer to make it look legit. These silly cunts are so eager to get pissed and bounce on some randoms cock that they play pretend until they are legally allowed to.
>>28004372
>play pretend
Mate they don't pretend.
>>28004372
Christ, that sounds grim. Although it would be a laugh to see some proto-Chad with that short-sides-and-fringe hairstyle, staggering around and acting out what he saw on Facebook was "proper pissed".
What are you guys doing for the Queen's birthday tomorrow?
>>28004455
My niece has been to a couple and said once when she was there one of the lads has snuck alcohol in in his boxers and drank it in the toilet. Said he was staggering about and offering to fight someone and grabbing girls arses. A 13 year old lad pissed off his head.
Turns out he robbed two of his mums bottles of blue wkd out of the garage and was acting it up like he was trashed the fucking mongoloid
>>28004487
mowing the lawn
>>28004455
nice dubs mate. This post gave me a proper giggle
>>28004455
>tfw protochad is taller than you
>>28004455
excellent trip dubs my friend.
Would be a reet giggle.
Imagine being the bouncer though, getting paid your normal wage to stand around and watch kids act like dicks.
Sounds pretty cushy.
>>28004523
A poor, poor, unfortunate I knew in school inexplicably pretended to be drunk to try to impress another lad, who, ironically enough, was totally full of shit about his own booze and pill filled escapades.
Oh, secondary school, how I miss that cauldron of nonsense.
>>28004523
i remember my mate having his first drink when he turned 18, had one pint of strongbow and then started asking everyone (including strangers) if he "looked drunk". on his second pint he told me he had his scrotum pierced and then fell asleep under the table
he woke up about 20 minutes later, completely sober, had been pretending the whole time because he was worried that people in student bars make fun of you if you don't look visibly pissed
>>28004633
>the kid who brought in flour in a little bag and claimed it was cocaine
>>28004644
Dear oh dear
Sounds like a proper drip
>>28004666
>the kid who brought in either oregano and claimed it was bud
>>28004644
the dreary state of society that is
>>28004666
>kid who would pinch chalk from the three classrooms still using chalk boards and claim he was crushing it up and selling it as coke
>>28004644
That is a really fucking weird assumption to make desu
>>28004713
>kid who would crush up paracetamol and sell it as coke to students
>>28004727
>that kid who brought in a little dirty stone and told everyone that it was hash and swallowed it
Thread's dead.
>>28004790
>the kid who despite being a close friend had even closer friends you, any everyone else, were never allowed to meet called "steve" and "dave" who he did loads of KRAZYYY stuff with like get totally smashed with and shag loads of birds every weekend, but still had enough time spare to paint his warhammers
>>28004872
well it was a jolly good time lads
>>28004872
>tfw people at school knew people outside of school and assumed you did too
>tfw people would hang out outside of school together all the time
Playing TLOU on grounded difficulty is very interesting. You don't get a third as many materials or ammo so you literally have to avoid combat most of the time. Plus theres no hud so the only way to check your ammo is to go into your inventory and you can only tell your health by joels stance.
>>28005001
sounds proper shit
SUCK IT BLUESHITE
SHOW THEM THE WAY TO GO HOME
Bought some of them desert boots today.
Want to look more normie.
>lift weights yesterday
>can't fucking straighten my arms today
>muscles are throbbing
>feel really tired
This normie hobby is shit.
>>28005457
the first time hurts the most
>>28005510
That's what they told me about bumming, and it was a lie then too
>>28005557
haha great joke fella ;)
