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real depression hours edition
taking a risk
maisie
karen
anime
God save the Queen. What a meme.
lads
How are you holding up /brit/?
>>58153916
>real
whooooaaaa he's a working class man
watched bruiser
watching that mitchell and webb look
moving onto peep show afterwards
dont know what will follow
maybe just the empty oblivion of death
zara
Some retards on /his/ trying to claim China ever could have matched Rome. Cretinous lefties do me in lads I swear.
caralad suffers from depression. Why am I not that surprised
>>58153995
let me at him
>>58153962
>meme
>>58153989
after that there is only mitchell
the laughter explosion on repeat
forever
>>58153995
>Some retards on /his/ trying to claim China ever could have matched Rome.
It's like saying Britain wasn't the greatest empire.
>>58153989
>mitchell
>>58153995
do they have flags over there? could be the perfect board for my canadian anarchist character ™
>>58154038
Fuck off mate Rome is the GOATET. Without Rome there is no Britain, no Europe. Not as we know it.
>>58154034
>>58154039
>>58154039
av ad a gander at wikipedia and im watching TMAW situation before TMAW look and peep show
hope thats alright
enjoying saying the word falafel
>>58154002
not sure if i am 2bh, haven't seen a (junior) doctor about it
I GOT THE FORMULA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjoQEckfDeQ
>>58154055
Nah lad flags are racist probably.
>>58154068
i forgive you
>>58154068
no its not
>>58154064
Saying Rome is better than the British Empire is like saying Wings is worse than the Beatles.
It's objectively wrong.
>>58153974
>tfw you consider asking a girl out instead of just seeing her at clubs and then realise you are scared of her saying yes because you dont want a gf
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>58154068
not sure really
i'll get back to you
>tfw staring at your phone in silent horror until the unknown number stops ringing
>>58154064
>we
what do you guys think about my tribute to the british flag and the flags of its colonies?
>>58153974
i genuinely feel sorry for the guy
>>58154123
shouldn't have bothered
glad to have you among us though
>>58154114
know this feel
jews really did a number on you poor souls
>>58154128
is that the green supporter with the big tits
>tfw mishearing somebody’s name on the second time of asking, meaning you must now avoid them forever
>>58154108
>instead
>>58154123
You're a spastic.
>>58154123
did you make these?
>>58154123
It's nice. A fitting tribute.
Thank you continental.
>>58154128
>cat
he's a good lad
anyone with a cat is a good person
>>58154123
Yeah nah. They never did a thing for us. Take us off there.
Now.
>>58154146
ha ha yeah
>they asked a question
>>58154114
>stops
>>58154128
Looks like Jurgen Klopp's retarded kid
hi /bwittie/
>>58154179
deary me
>>58154123
good lad
>>58154175
he says in the english language
>>58154179
bit disgusting
>tfw running out of ways to say thanks when a succession of doors are held for you, having already used ‘cheers’ and 'thanks'
>>58154175
>did
>>58154175
>yanks
>>58154200
why is this popular again?
>>58154207
America is literally a British Empire tribute act. But a shit one.
>>58154104
It's objectively not. Rome is the greatest state to ever exist and the father to modern civilization.
>inb4 Greece
They're the grandfather
>>58152035
The joke is that /po/ is so slow that dubs are incredibly easy to call, this eliminating the amazement at calling them in the first place.
It was shitposted to death, but a few weeks ago there was a thread that began in 2012.
>>58154179
want bitty
>tfw finding a cup of tea you forgot about
>>58154214
>running
>>58154214
safe
>>58154214
plenty of options lad:
>ta
>"running out of things to say now haha"
>smiling knowingly as if it's funny that you've said both already
>other things
>>58154249
>it's cold
>>58154237
/tv/ is going through a meme resurgence right now
>>58154208
do you have 43+ images of jimmy wales saved on your computer?
>tfw suddenly remembering your tea and necking it like a massive, lukewarm shot
>>58154241
Just because something is original doesn't mean it isn't shitty and inferior.
Case in point Celtic culture.
>>58154148
yeah well i mean you can meet up with them pretty easy out but it's no where near as personal or anything as a one-on-one date
that's basically the fork in the road. meeting them out will get you a root, the date will get you a gf
>>58154179
>has strong political opinions
>undermines his legitimacy by showing what an ugly lardass he is
In an ideal world, nobody would care about this, but we live in a world where plebs care about superficial things. so how retarded and unaware does this guy have to be to not realize this?
>tfw aiting for permission to leave after paying for something with the exact change
>>58154277
>autismkino
good lord
gf just sent me this through parcelforce
>>58154305
>when it takes them at least three attempts to count it
>tfw seeing someone you know in the supermarket, then creeping around to avoid seeing them again
>>58151797
glad that this image exists
CALLING ALL MY FEMALES
WHAT MAKES GIRLS SO ATTRACTED TO BRITISH GUYS?
Like what is it about them? What do they do? Why do they make us just fall for them?
What's SO great about their game?
Yes it's the accent but there must be something more to it
I'm going to write a story about it
I wanna hear all the details from all ma ladies about why we get SO ATTRACTED TO BRITISH GUYS
Comment below or slide in my dms and let's gossip xxx
>1)cause they put thought into what they wear and therefore have style
> bc harry potter fucking ruined me
>Their accent makes me swoon and they could be talking about the grossest things and they would still be hot. Basically their accent kinda enlightens their attractive physical features and makes talking to them a good time
>They smell gr8
>besides the obvious accent, it's the way they dress, their amazing British humor and politeness/manner.
>fashion!
>They call you "love".
interesting
>>58153995
You should have seen Reddit earlier when asked the questions "Why did the Pilgrims starve at Plymouth"
Answers:
1. The Europeans didn't know you could grow food on America
2. They were too busy smoking tobacco to farm
3. Eating seafood was against their Biblical code
4. Pilgrims were the ISIS of their day
>>58154332
>>58154305
>>58154281
>>58154249
>>58154214
enjoying these and the others i didn''t quote
>>58154305
>after
>>58154175
>Never did a thing for us
What is ancestry?
>>58154332
>TFW you run into them and are pulling a really creepy face and they try to have a conversation with you like you're french or something.
reddit is great
>tfw mess up counting change so have to do it again but overcompensate and mess it up again so have to do it a third time really slowly and the customer just stands there and thinks you are a retard
>tfw the huge sense of relief after your perfectly valid train ticket is accepted by the inspector
>>58154364
They think they're all irish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
@/brit/problems
Does anyone fucking collapse when they give you the change and receipt in the supermarket
>tfw worrying you’ve accidentally packed 3 kilos of heroin as you stroll through airport security
>>58154252
Chav
>>58154411
>and
>>58154411
bit extreme this?
>>58154345
Except people on the mainland dress better and Italians dress the best...
Was this a poll of Americans?
>>58154437
i believe it was yes
>tfw you collapse because they gave you the change and receipt in the supermarket
>tfw not hearing someone for the third time so just laughing and hoping for the best
>tfw working with Interpol to finally apprehend Thailad
>>58154280
no just the one
when Yanks talk about British accents they mean South East accents right?
>tfw you die of embarrassment when you colonise somewhere and they ask you what you're doing there.
>>58154399
Real talk, do Brits really think you guys are 100% Anglo Saxon? You've been Europe's genetic dumping ground for 2000 years
English are more French than native Britain. The welsh are the natives tbhh
>>58154457
Is it too late to ask why people call him Thainonce?
>>58154345
Reminder that literally none of these girls have met a Brit in real life and think everybody in your country is a Hugh Grant character
>tfw find introducing people/being introduced overly awkward and don't know when it's appropriate to introduce people and when it isn't
are your jeans a compressed file?
because i'd love to unzip them
>>58154465
another great post by essex
>>58154376
I think that's just you, you should go get yourself checked out mate...
>>58154490
He has sex with children. Why do you think?
I can relate to all of these meme text posts but I feel like they come from an accumulation on reddit or tumblr or somewhere.
>>58154488
>muh genetic heritage
a) your genetic heritage is ours lad
b) fuck off with that actual rorke shit lad
>>58154488
We're the finished puzzle, French, Germans, Scots, English are just pieces.
>>58154515
font
>>58154498
nah the girl that posted that is a yank over here
>>58154509
thanks i try my best
>>58154400
Abolute fookin belter ahaha yes son oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6OdFAF-OnE
>>58154525
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/15/british-problems-all-british-people-feel/
Is it one of you lads fedoraposting all of my posts on /his/ lads?
>>58154400
>manchester forever
they're from fucking bolton
>tfw the checkout operator is taking a while and you dont know what to do with yourself or where to look so you have to manually act casual
>ywn be Frank Castle
why even bother?
>>58154468
We think you're all James Bond, the same way all you guys think we are Brad Pitt or Albert Einstein
>>58154558
almost definitely
>>58154378
>>58154451
>>58154501
are you just quoting from that british problems twitter page
>>58154558
yes lmao
>that feel when you will never have sex
>>58154568
>Albert Einstein was not yank.
Anti-Yank sentiment is a constant through British society. We think you're showy wankers with nothing important to say.
>>58154568
>think we are Bradd Pitt or Albert Einstein
o i am laffin
>>58154568
>the same way all you guys think we are Brad Pitt or Albert Einstein
>>58154568
>you guys think we are Brad Pitt or Albert Einstein
howling
>>58154581
my one (third) wasn't
you can tell as it's written awkwardly
>>58154601
Yank ego all time high.
i dream filthy
my moms and pops mixed me with jamaican rum and whisky
>>58154599
That's not true at all though.
>>58154624
it is 20/4 i guess
all yanks and yanks egos high af today
i always feel bad for people who died in the 90s
they were so close to seeing the new millenium but alas it was not to be
>>58154516
In Thailand?
brap brap, what does brap brap mean, lads?
>>58154599
>>58154601
>>58154618
>>58154621
spot a joke when you see it dipshits
>>58154655
imagine dying on new years eve 1999 hahahaha absolute mental
>>58154655
You really buy into the whole it's 2016 concept do you? We are actually in the year about 1716
>We think you're all James Bond, the same way all you guys think we are Brad Pitt or Albert Einstein
>i always feel bad for people who died in the 90s
>they were so close to seeing the new millenium but alas it was not to be
>>58154667
Maybe you could make it funny.
Saying hello to a friend in the supermarket, then creeping around like a burglar to avoid seeing them again
>>58154655
Shedding a tear at this
Oh wait no, I don't give a fuck
>>58154667
*takes out magnifying glass*
*uses my detective skills to spot you*
found one mates
>>58154655
I envy them.
>>58154655
so sad!
>Shedding a tear at this
>Oh wait no, I don't give a fuck
>punisher is after irish mobsters, mexican cartel and a biker gang
Did the "italians" get offended when they came to make this series?
It's 1437 in the Islamic calendar
explains a lot
jus me in tha thread lads dw
>>58154740
did a laff
>>58154740
its 1437 and we're still using the bigoted white male calendar? CMON!
>>58154660
Imitate gunshot somehow. It's retarded and for artists though.
tldr; UK equivalent nigger talk.
>>58154734
Thought I had the honour of being fedoraposted, but no it's just some nobody Aussie CUNT
>his gf is round again
nah, not a fan
>explains a lot
>>58154768
>its 1437
good gimmick
> tfw no historian gf
don't know why people say yanks and canadians are bad posters
they are the pillars of intelligence in a sea of childish autism
This bird on the left is probably the best I've ever seen
>tfw /r/britishproblems makes me genuinly laugh
>>58154818
I've got a historical gf
She's called your mum
>>58154797
get her on a diet
Thinking I could have lots of casual sex but I don't want first time to be a random encounter.
>>58154831
>cropping out the bull
>>58154831
me poking my head on the right
>>58154833
>>tfw /r/britishproblems makes me genuinly laugh
It's a guilty pleasure.
>>58154826
Thats what we're here for.
>>58154831
She'd kill me in my sleep
>>58154831
I'd take middle. Left has a nice rack though.
>>58154558
yeah
>>58154833
I hate how they're normies in denial
>>58154822
corbyn looks like the recreations of jesus here
coincidence? there's no such thing
>>58154831
sorry mate
me on the right
>>58154899
Who is she lad
>>58154914
fb.com/sophie.fackerell
if you must
1% of the vote in
Trump has 68%
>>58154873
>rack
FOY
Which one of you melts got banned from /his/ lmao
lol
One (You) will put me to sleep
Two (You)s will kill me
Careful lads
Already petted this ferrarl cat.
Think I'm a natural.
Just need to get her into the sitting room and on me lap.
>>58154981
it's your neighbours cat
gonna go eat pizza
>>58154850
Lickdicki pls fuck off.
>>58154965
???
got a letter in my mailbox the other day from my neighbour saying that my dogs bark too much but i think they're mistaking my dogs with next door's dogs
>>58155017
>tfw you really aren't Lisicki
>>58155039
go call the cunt out to his face mate
>>58155039
tell them that then
hope that lad goes to south uist
he'll have a great time 2bh, it's really nice up there
>>58155017
doyoulikeadickaday
do you think there are straight guys that prefer mmf threesomes over ffm?
>>58154473
>>58154591
>>58154667
>>58154705
>>58154797
>>58154833
>>58154850
>>58154981
Bunch of fucking weirdos
Fuck the lot of ya
>>58155088
had someone tell me they'd rather do mmf than ffm
>>58155097
suck me off
depressed desu fuck marxists
>>58155088
i love watching gangbangs
something satisfying about watching a woman degrade herself like that because she's stupid and has no skills but wants to be rich anyway
Oh god it just hit me
I thought:
>wow already 4 months into 2016, why are years so short
and then I realized that the ground my house is standing has been there for 4 billion years
four billion
that means going through one year 1000 times
and then you go 1000 times through 1000 times
but then you're only at one million
so you have to go through this one thousand times again
and then go through that 4 times
WOW
I can't handle this, I think I'm having a panic attack
>>58155133
Alright then
Back of the bike sheds tomorrow
just popped a pill
>>58154996
Nah, uncles/granny's farm cat.
Already managed to pet it which is a success in it self.
don't think I could do a threesome, I'm too much of a romantic
good thing i'll never get the opportunity haha
>>58155099
can see the appeal of destroying some slag with a m8 for banter instead of spreading my failure to please between 2 women instead of 1 actually
>>58155174
really what kind
>>58155099
well there we are then haha
that other thread isn't very nice lads
everyones very angry at each other
wish we had a downvote system to get rid of nasty comments :(
>>58155154
fedora.jpg
>>58155210
an antibiotic
>>58155226
Fuck off armada lad.
>>58154899
rip irish lad
didnt even have a chance
*acknowledges the fact you've asked me to stop yet insist on carrying on fucking your arse anyhow*
just popped a stiffy
>>58155187
not even ffm?
>>58155240
History has proven that "never stood a chance" sufficiently describes Ireland.
>>58155233
on the cross
>>58155238
no u
*downvotes*
>>58155193
yeah that was kind of his argument
also had a fair few people say they'd do a mmf threesome with me if the situation arose which i dunno if i should take as a compliment or not
>>58155217
yeah
can kinda see the appeal of it desu
>>58155248
I did too thinking about the tranny I fucked earlier. Then I wanked to tranny porn. I'm basically straight though btw.
>>58155278
*sniffs ket*
why are there so many pornstars from czech republic and hungary?
and why do literally all of them do the really dirty shit like anal DPs etc?
>>58155290
DOWNBOATS 4 U
>>58155249
nah, the thought of someone being with me just for sex makes me feel like a bastard. i'm too idealistic I guess. I would only have sex with someone I had an emotional connection with.
>>58155231
please no bully
1.5g flucloxacillin straight up the shitter
>>58155315
nothing else going for them
>>58154833
its literal cringe
>>58155291
>ywn stare your mate in the eyes as you plough some bird in an eiffel tower formation
>>58155291
can see the appeal but I think I'd prefer ffm always
Unless I was so bored of casual sex that having a laugh was now a big thing
*gouges my lips around Spain lads bellend*
>>58155348
>>58155352
i'd probably do it for banter
fairly confident in my willy size so that isn't really an issue
>>58155319
rorke
Changed my mind
going to do ghibli musuem, then park thing then it should be around 6 so akibahara is better at night right
hmm yes yes
Have it locked in to sitting room with me with the Bronson theme tune on repeat.
Do you lads want a pic?
>>58155363
get off my bf
*fucking decapitates you*
I just ate like 5 sloppy joes mang
Those munchies went hard
>>58155154
do our lives matter?
>>58155398
Go ahead
Has going to space benefited humanity yet? Will we ever reap the rewards space has to offer?
>>58155417
wtf is a sloppy joe
it sounds quite nice
>>58155398
yes
>>58155421
only if you're white
>tfw gonna go get some sugary drinks from maccies but have to walk down prostitute street to get there
>they always grab the alone guys like "come on baaaby"
stay away from me prostitutes aaaahhhhh i have no money for you
>>58155374
>willy size
this 2bh
>>58155389
ah yes, most illuminating
akibahara what is?
>>58155433
>wtf is a sloppy joe
Cow placenta in a bread bun
working from home today lads
any questions
>>58155413
*sticks a shank into mans backside*
And don't facking come round these parts again, understand?
*spits into your open wound and flees the scene*
posting in the shower ama
Getting out soon though
>>58155433
ill give u a sloppy joe ;)
>>58155455
>placenta
memes out reeeeee
>>58155465
can I come
>>58155417
fuck off murderer
>>58155465
Willy pics
Now
>>58153995
>>58154356
>>58154055
>>58154029
>>58154038
>>58154064
not a fan of how racist you all are
might get a bit wonky
>>58155510
That's a bit ironic coming from an Australian.
>>58155511
ooh that's quite a nice idea. jealous. I haven't got wonky all year
>>58155510
Aussies are the most racist backward fucks on the planet.
After the Irish
>>58155422
It's hiding under the footstool. :\
>>58155532
racist
>>58155453
It's the like Otaku district
Not got much interest in anime anymore but still think I will be good to walk around
Hopefully lots of qt cosplayers
>>58155433
ground beaf with like this kinda spiced tomato sauce and you throw it on a bun and it drips all over and gets all over your face.
>>58155510
>>58155542
>racist
Stopped reading
>>58155539
probably won't actually desu
find it hard to sleep for ages after
are george
>>58155542
The irish are anglophobic and afraid of civilization.
>tfw your head isn't between the bf's thighs
>>58155492
yes if you're quick
>>58155564
Yes, words are difficult for the Irish to understand
>>58155542
Rasheed
>>58155548
ahh okay, i'm pretty uninformed about anime 2bh. it seems like im doing such a good job at autism without it that i dunno if it's worth the time.
try get pix of cosplayers though
*mission impossible theme plays*
>>58155543
It's become so more social due to me
trump needs to win lads
>>58155600
>Stopped reading
Just another day in Ireland.
not really sure why everyone here seems to hate the irish
we did fuck themover a wee bit in the past haha, we might be a little to blame for their defects
need a shit but want to make sure housemate is asleep first
Placebo - Pure Morning.mp3
>>58155600
It's a meme buzzword with absolutely no meaning in this day and age.
going to continue watching The Mitchell and Webb Situation on my mobile device in bed because im a bit tired and uncomfortable
>>58155566
nice digits and nice looking wonk. I prefer it cooked tho desu.
>>58155630
We fucked them over because we hated them because they were backward because we fucked them over because we hated them because they were backwards.
Tis a vicious cycle, lad.
>>58155619
He lost before the race even begun
wew
http://thefappening.so/holly-peers-sexy-topless-137-photos/
>>58155665
Need to follow in the steps of our ancestors desu
>>58155630
Having a giggle and a laugh
I for one love our Irish mates xxxxxxxxxxxx
Thanks for niamh and kev
Get upset when they make /eire/ like no paddy... don't go please, let's stay here and kiss and cuddle til our hearts content
having a play
>>58155728
Liking the paddies should be a capital punishment on /brit/
>>58155630
m8 we are the only reason they arent some alien tier culture
people dont understand how angloified ireland is
ireland in say the 1500s was some weird savage nomad tribe tier culture that no irishman today would have anything vaguely in common with
you cant blame people for going full genocide when encountering backwards as fuck cultures, its all well and good looking back at it and saying its wrong but if you were there at the time itd make complete sense. like actually imagine being an english settler in australia or north america and having a load of native shitskins running around engaging in abject savagery. youd just want to kill the lot. im not saying the irish were as bad as that but they were not like other european nations.
>>58155739
Oh my god I'm like SO turned on right now
Fuck me Bruce! Fuck me in my ass
>>58155728
you hun bastards are alright too
>>58155761
im playing a video game lad
going to poo
>>58155705
Fappening 2.0 - British /slag/s edition
Holy shit I'm in heaven chum
>>58155755
Exactly.
And desu I see them as kind of savage to this very day.
one of my ancestors was called bruce
good strong name
hate how the fucking aussies have ruined it
I got a shotgun rifle and a four wheel drive and a country boy can survive
>>58155794
>>58155794
>>58155794
New
>>58155566
jelly
>>58155792
they're basically the same as us lad
have you ever been there?
>>58154850
Piss off you normie twat
>>58155638
Not bad tbqhwy
>>58155791
They're untouched too. None of that shitty fucking photoshop nonsense
>200 posts in
amazing
*posts janny comment*
hes about
its nearly 4am janny give it a fucking rest
What the actual fuck is janny playing at lads
*Complains about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc), knowing full well it may result in post deletion and a ban*
lads I need partisan news sites from the left and right for a report
was thinking Salon and Alex Jones, any others?
>>58157188
Apologies
Bit baffled though
might as well wait it out until the coffee shop on the corner is open now
>>58157211
was this meant for me? just reworded global rule 8 2bh
OOH JANNY SAID THE THREAD WOULD GROW
AS WE KEPT ON POSTING SLOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUBurm_BpiM
it's a bit late to start being anal about thread pages isn't it? there's probably about four people posting.
>>58157273
http://strawpoll.me/7422128
http://strawpoll.me/7422128
http://strawpoll.me/7422128
doing a test
>>58157273
I forget, what was the arbitrary rule randomly imposed exclusively on /brit/, no new threads until what?
>>58157209
Lads am I pathetic that I find things like this really funny?
Been fully audibly laughing my head for ages thinking bout janny
