Jupiter Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu77Vtja30c
he's not gonna like this
>>58157323
then he's gonna love me
>testing the mighty wrath of the uncompensated one
no ty
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>tfw your best friend is slowly becoming a massive normie
>>58157322
just did as well lad don't worry maybe its because its late
>>58157349
lads
>>58157409
wyd tn you wanna chill?
>>58157361
I think I have come full circle with my humour. Years of being on 4chan laughing at the darkest, edgiest stuff around and suddenly I find really minor stuff funny. A picture of a character from a childrens cartoon with "for free" on it shouldn't be in any way funny, yet it set me off.
Strange.
>>58157428
Nah I'm ok but thanks for the offer
this is so satisfying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o
>>58157460
was expecting anime or kpop but not surprised it is weeb history
>>58157460
Nigga you ain't shit
>>58157478
found the pause button
dw lads
>>58157483
I don't watch anime or kpop tho
>>58157442
literally me
>>58157448
jaw fucking hurts coz of your dick lol
>>58157409
>>58157460
Hmm the history of noncery: the country made by nonce: the /brit/ poster
All makes sense
>>58157409
hawt
>>58157548
>All makes sense
really? Can you explain it to me because i don't even
TFW favourite son Canada is picking up the /Brit/ mantle.
exactly 0 (zero) people replied to my thread
>>58157547
>>58157579
WoW is for gays and losers
>>58157567
Fuck up kiddy fiddler
>>58157592
What's wow?
>>58157604
LoL
>>58157604
Willies on Wheels
PROVE you're not racist then
I just don't believe you
>>58157620
What's league of legends
>>58157604
wanking on webcam
>>58157631
i said "salaam"
>>58157409
>tfw no daddy bf to make my jaw hurt
>>58157460
Fuck me lad what the fuck did you do to me?
>>58157644
**cont (reached character limit haha)
i said "salaam" to a muslim at uni once
think he thought i was taking the piss but am defo not racist
>>58157658
good init? :3
>>58157409
nice
quick tug before bed or nah?
might make a webm of me having a wank with /brit/ written on my todger
would be a lot of work though
>>58157683
yeah
>>58157644
Everyone's skanking even fucking Salam
/lat/ memes are fucking surreal
>>58157684
nah, it's only a four letter word, you could probably write it in less than a minute
ah yes so i need a new wheel bearing costing me 300 quid less than 3 months after buying the car for 4 grand. VERY impressive
>>58157684
Would appreciate the work desu
Make sure it has /brit/ wrote on it though
teasing /lit/ again
>>/lit/7942885
ip just reset lads
lost all my (You)s from this thread, gonna have to read all the pointless shit you guys post now :(
>>58157751
Cringeworthy "banter"
>>58157764
This
Why do leafs have to take cringiness that extra step
>>58157751
2bh i'm kinda pissed i probably won't ever be able to read kafka in german
see if it makes any fucking sense in his native tongue
>>58157699
>>58157522
seriously confused lads
Narnia is still my favorite children' book
I've got a fantastic collection of all the novels
drank all these last night lads
ahaha
R GEORGE
>>58157806
kafkaesque
>>58157806
I've been reading The Possessed but I'm having a hard time with the flow
I want to try reading a different translation to see if its better
I've read other Russian works like Nobokov fine
>>58157980
more like KRAPkaesque
not entirely sure i can do my dissertation lads its in on friday feel like killing myself
>>58158039
kafka wrote in german? think that's why it translates funny, cos you can fuck around with sentence order in german so you've gotta translate things to show they're in a weird order
>>58158039
ahhh i see
yeah my mam always said russian translations were shit because they didn't have much english lang literature during the commie era. dunno if i should trust her but she is far better-read than me haha so even if the reasons are wrong she's probably right
>missed my exam this morning because I thought it was 9PM instead of 9AM
>cried to my prof
>he gave me a defferal
wew
time for a drink and a wank to some nigress I think
http://www.xvideos.com/video2347263/alia_starr_love_to_fuck_white_dick
>>58157945
whats it like. dont think we have it here
>>58158141
the copy I have is one of the original translations (or the original) which apparently just removes entire sections
honestly its really kind of dull and I feel lost at some points.
>>58158067
finish the dissertation then kill yourself
2 birds with one stone
>50 000 word PHD thesis due in 10 minutes
>only have 49 999 words
coming down from a 3 day stim binge
fuck I'm hungry
>>58158169
just some standard lager 2bh lad, 5.2 and considered posh all over europe except for uk where it is called "wife beater"
>>58158175
ahh, most helpful of them to remove large sections to cut down your workload
>>58158264
what you been up to lad
>>58158294
folks are on holiday and I'm recently unemployed so I went a bit mad.
I've got a lot of housework done though. I was meaning to tidy my drawers for years.
>>58158294
Constance Garnet is the translator
I shoudl have looked into different translators but I saw a good looking copy for cheap so I nabbed it
reading some of the Great Classics in Australian literature
imagine not being white
>>58158339
>doing stims and having a good old clean while the rents are away
good shout
>>58158340
yeah woulda done the same, why not just get it off amazon tho
resorted to browsing /b/ lads
gonna go sleep and not do that
I'm itchy as fuck. Gonna go have a long shower
bustin for a piss
>>58158521
haha mentalist
>>58158679
my gran died trying to save my dog
who also died
it was a lawnmower accident
>>58158700
haha classic
>>58158700
faggot
who /loving our diverse multicultural country/ here?
>>58158730
haha yeah le monkeys
fuck off lad youre not funny
>>58158730
ah yes
I love how vibrant and diverse we are
>>58158730
the only people I interact with outside of this house are self-service checkouts
>>58158758
could be worse
> hmm ah yes, YuruYuri
> what a fine taste in Japanese Anime you have, my friend
why dead?
hate the le post fucking machines poster
i proclaim this general as my property
>>58159005
>zionist claiming british territory as jewland
bad lad
>yanks
>>58159107
what are you doing in japan la
>>58159120
Hugging girls
>>58159134
banter hand 2bh
>>58159134
how many have you hugged so far
>>58159157
what are you doing in spain
This is so degenerate
https://imgur.com/a/dVwEI
>>58159160
1
>>58159157
>>58159172
not hugging anyone :(
>>58159178
ahahaha
>>58159174
christ thats hot
>>58159172
what are you doing in Jewapolis?
/brit/ international hours
>>58159204
Actually saw a ugly white bint offering free hugs at Shibuya yesterday
She looked so miserable, was quite amusing desu
>>58159214
i was born here sadly
why are you the poster here that actually initiates conversations? most of the posters here only post twitter esque replies, its really depressing to hang around here expecting interesting talk
Got an itch to play minecraft lately, my autism needs to build
>>58159237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zirDo8SSOs
free hugs? ._.
>>58159256
People considering it blogging and get annoyed if you try and start discussions that aren't shit memes or politics
>>58159256
What do you wanna talk about m8?
>>58159256
>>58159237
>>58159279
>>58159214
fuck off blogging cunts
>>58159237
must be britty hard to break into jap circles if you're there for a year or something, maybe she was tryna do that
jesus im tired and its late lads
night all
>>58159256
this is quite true. i usually rely on a flood of shitposting to hide my poor responses. brits aren't very chatty, and thailad only posts late at night/early in the morning so it's probably quiet when you get here haha
>>58159293
Night la
>>58159329
made some friends yet?? visit the hostels
>>58159256
this
>>58159279
I can't always be bothered to have actual conversations here though to be fair
>>58159293
nn
>>58159329
Are you taking these pictures now or are they from eariler? cba to decipher the filename.
>>58159375
Very recent, walking about a zoo now.
About to leave though, bit small desu
Wanted to go to Ghibli but you have to buy tickets in advance
>>58159395
go to the hostels and meet peopl
>>58159343
Ahh, I was going to go on a bar crawl, but you have to show organisers ID to get a ticket, and I am underage to drink here
>>58159418
>>58159418
fucking hell. didnt know that. sucks
Hmm
Should I get a swan boat lads
I just finished a 4 hour edging session lads
>>58159566
ofcourse
>>58159566
Why not?
>>58159566
get a tinder date
>>58159618
>>58159609
4000 yen
>>58159657
Going to busy places to maximise qt matching in the evenings
>>58159600
what did you watch
>>58159680
boxxy
>tfw no kgf
how do we stop Japlad lads?
>>58159842
Jgf
>>58159857
hnnmpph .. I don't know how to make this happn
gf just sent me this
>>58159905
She seems to like sending you that
Amazing how much more time I have when I don't have to spend hours fucking around finding a restaurant
>>58159979
Have you planned it all out or are you doing a bit of exploring too?
ireland > scotland > wales > england
drinking cereal milk
>>58160015
I normally end up walking around a lot after I finish with what I planned. Ended up in a zoo today for lunch.
dont know why anyone bothers to argue on this site desu
devolves into ad hominem shit flinging and you get called autistic if you call out this type of bullshit
>>58160053
Not an argument
>>58160053
>its a yank cant handle the banter episode
Sure brit isnt normally this dead early on
Feels like morning brit is dying
cant sleep lads
Found the one lads
Doing a cheeky spliff
>>58160053
No offense but you sound autistic as fuck.
>>58160192
>727 instagram photos
narcissistic edgy 7/10 slags out
>>58160192
She's probably been pumped and dumped so she put that in so it wouldn't happen again. Or maybe I'm just too pessimistic
>>58160224
It's because of you
can i bum a fag here lads
i really want to bum a fag
>>58160245
I presumed that anyway
>>58160286
Smoking is for losers
![[HIT] 오렌지캬라멜 - 자기야 불후의 명곡2.20140524.webm](https://i.imgur.com/gy642V4.jpg "[HIT] 오렌지캬라멜 - 자기야 불후의 명곡2.20140524.webm")
>when the music hits you
I JUST WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR YA
GOOD FOR YA
>>58160252
dont understand this
i am very tired
>>58160405
It's a meme you dip
>>58160349
listen i need to put my penis in a gay mans butt
pls this is important
>>58160224
>>58160245
literally matched her once. she lives near chicago area
she removed me before I messaged her though
Real nigga shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10kAvJGtsZc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War
>>58160497
Ahh yes, very impressive
happy columbine
>>58160517
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
>>58160545
Why did you pick that song?
>brake
>break
are these pronounced differently?
>>58160555
do you not know the lyrics?
it's about a school shooting
>>58160561
No
Like where / were / wear
It's too early to be awake but if I go back to sleep I know I'm going to not get stuff done that needs doing... got a house inspection on Friday so need to clean the whole house and get rid of the smell of smoke
>>58160086
>>58160094
>>58160218
>>58160555
YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, OUTRUN MY GUN
>>58160577
>>58160578
thanks lads
>>58160571
>>58160611
Honestly didn't know the lyrics, hue
>>58160580
>house inspection
>brits literally live in a police state
>>58160580
got you covered fa͏m
>>58160618
It's like Ring a Ring a Rosie. Got spooked when I found out it was about death
no touching
i find it disgusting
>>58160545
good lads
sure they meant well
>>58160656
>atishoo atishoo
>niggas all dead
>>58160621
It's a privately rented house, until a few years ago nowhere did inspections but where I live, people kept renting places and damaging the place/turning them into drug farms/dens so the estate agents all started adding inspections into the tenancy. I sort of like it 2bh, means I have to tidy once every 3 months otherwise I probably never would
>>58160580
>>58160580
holy fucking blog
>>58160672
>Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush!
>We've all tumbled down
What did they mean by this?
>>58160580
>get rid of the smell of smoke
maybe try EMPTYING YOUR FUCKING ASHTRAY THEN YOU DISGUSTING SPASTIC
>>58160798
>Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush!
>We've all tumbled down
>>58160814
waht
>>58160808
I do empty it, quite often really.
>>58160873
isn't it
"a tissue! a tissue! we've all fallen down!"
>>58160903
'atishoo', like 'ahchoo' - sneeze noises
Why do hardcore leftists praise capitalism as soon as the topic switches to the EU?
This guy votes Green and thinks Corbyn is fantastic.
>>58160903
I thought there was another one after when everyones on the ground, it's whispered
>>58160952
what are you smoking cunt
>>58160903
it's 'we all fall down', you've got your tense wrong bruce
>>58160920
Apchhooy
>>58160954
no actually
>house inspection
what the fuck am i reading?
ashes ashes we all..
SMOKE LOUD!!!!!
AYYYEE HIT THAT MUTHUFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON
What did he mean by this?
>>58160999
Usually for students but if you're a layabout grown up as well
If you rent a property and the landlord thinks you're a messy cunt they'll come round and make sure it's clean, it's their property so they can decide what they like
Cute!
>>58161062
These ugly cunts are all going on stamps
>>58161028
You lads have been funposting a bit too much
>>58160999
The ministry of gaffs does a routine inspection once a month
Do you not have that in the land of the free?
>>58161050
Do they at least have to give notice? I have never heard of someone having a housing check after living in student uni dorms. People just wouldnt live there with that lack of privacy.
Do people really have a shower every day?
I usually do, but sometimes when I miss my morning shower and I tell people at work they imply that it's a bad thing.
Yet I've seen news articles that state most people shower 2-3 times a week.
>>58161092
No we have penis inspections and no singles policy at the cinema though
>>58161098
Every estate agent in my town does these now, the alternative is to get on the council waiting list and live in a war zone.
>>58161131
I shower 1-2 times a week, sometimes 3 if I'm really dirty
Don't know why anyone would do it everyday
>>58160942
>British taxpayers are not paying anything to put Europeans through undergraduate programs
What about all that money we give them?
>bald gene in royals
wtf lmfao
>>58161131
Women get away with washing their hair every other day or third day because otherwise the water frizzes the shit out of it. But clean your body every day you smelly fuckwit. You sweat in your sleep, you know.
>>58161098
Landlords have to give you 24 hours' notice before coming in.
>muh privacy
It seldom happens outside of uni accommodation unless you're a special case like this disgusting cunt who posts his grim room on /brit/ is. Also 9 times out of 10 the tenancy contract says you should keep it in good shape so it's your prerogative to keep it clean. Most landlords won't come and have a look they'll just keep your deposit at the end of the tenancy
>>58161187
Full head of hair on Charles and Diana's dad. Wills & Harry aren't his kids.
>>58161131
>>58161177
how would you rate your personal appearance and social life
>>58161202
>Muh privacy
>literally making fun of someone for an expectation of privacy in an apartment they are renting
fucking hell
you are back in your school posting on brit with your linux smartphone. suddenly these two lads burst into the hallway wearing trenchcoats and wielding two automatic rifles and start shooting the group of normies chatting next to you. what do you do
>>58161252
>what do you do
Pot fucking machines
>>58161187
>manlet gene in australia
kek
>>58161252
Alri lads?
>>58161279
highly doubt that
>>58161252
they killed abnormies though
chad mcnormies dont even lose during school shootings or rampages
>>58161252
They wouldnt have shot me, theyd have known I was a fellow autist
Someone post the group photo
Why are klebold and harris so much more well known than other shooters? Just because they were the first? Or because they are the most relatable to those that grew up around the time they did?
>>58161228
Social life 3/10, no friends and only ever talk to family
Appearance-4/10
>>58161304
Didn't Elliot Rodger only target normies?
>>58161304
they were borderline normies themselves if i would be quite honest with you to be honest family. had friends and hobbies outside of computers and shite. quite pathetic
>>58161230
Just keep the house in an acceptable state, as per the contract you signed, and the owner of the house won't come round and see what the state of their house is
Conducted some scientific research lads
>>58161177
>>58161323
>>58161320
>Just because they were the first?
Americans were doing school shootings before they even became a country. Your first one was in 1764
>>58161336
fucking casuals 2bh
>>58161320
there were one of the first and also they were covered hugely in media so they became cult figures
So tesco huh
>>58161252
Write damaged on my head
>>58161332
That was his plan. But he couldnt get into the sorority house (massive house filled with 20+ usually attractive girls) so he just shot random people
stabbed his 3 virgin autist chink roommates to death, then randomly sprayed around and killed 2 chubby girls and a lonely guy
>>58161336
Yeah that era was really defined by cliques like you saw in american movies. They would've been in a dorkier gaming click, but that means they had people like them to hangout with.
>>58161380
'Sheed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_school_massacre
this is why guns aren't legal in the uk
>>58161387
Rorke
>1903: Edward Foster, a 17-year-old student at Inman High School, was fatally wounded by his teacher Reuben Pitts after jerking a rod from Pitts' hands to avoid punishment. According to the teacher, Foster struck the pistol Pitts had drawn, and caused it to fire. Pitts was acquitted of murder on grounds of self-defense.
>Student tries to avoid being beaten by teacher
>Teacher draws a gun on student
>Student tries to avoid being shot
>Ends up getting shot
>Self defense
A M E R I C A
>>58161388
What if they had guns to protect themselves??
>>58161366
>they were one of the first
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States
>>58161354
I'm not your guinea pig normo
>>58161410
>1437
>STILL not giving 5 year olds the right to protect themselves and their liberty
fucking orweilian desu
>>58161412
yeah one of the first that was actually a big deal
They were literally normies, look at them compared to some of the other weirdos in this pic.
>>58161430
based on my conclusive research it is shown that
a) not showering often is directly linked with a lesser social life
start showering lad
>>58161412
first one that got a lot of media attention yeah.
most of those you posted had like 1 or 2 deaths. they were just murders, not mass rampages
>>58161460
can't tell if the 90s was a good or bad time to be alive desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
>>58161460
they were edgy jaded normies
just wish we lived in a safe society where everyone had self-defence guns ready to use at any time
>>58161460
they weren't proper normies like the "chads" or "stacies" but yeah they had their own group of friends that would get drunk together and smoke weed.
>>58161491
90's seem really comfy for some reason
