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I love all you lads desu :3 <3
Gay thread
/brit/ must be impenetrable to newcomers with ops like this
>>58162539
Cool.png
>>58162539
ha very cool
what you wearing today lads
>only April and slags are already wearing skirts to work
hmm yes, very masturbative
>>58162612
but it's autumn mate
What did he mean by this?
>>58162612
Seen some in shorts + belly shirts already
Mental illness desu
off to bed lads. night
so close to loan day
my butt can almost taste the coke
>>58162622
sissy brit boiz
post his pic
kissy
brit
boys
Wahey lads my body clock is upside down.
Probably gonna go to bed in a bit and wake up at 6PM.
having a cheeky box of Coles Sultanas lads
>>58162628
>not loving it
righto bender
>>58162724
Don't want someone to reverse image search him and doxx him. He's unbearably cute though ffs
>>58162778
> be in Brisbane
> the only twinks here are asians
> not attracted to asians
>>58162770
giz sultana
literally me in the front
>>58162804
just go to fluffys or the beat hahaha
>>58162778
fair enough, you gunna cuddle with him?
>>58162804
you that rugby guy?
> out for a cheeky romp with the lads
> Dazza trips and spills his pint
> our faces when we all yell "TAXIIIII" and laugh our arses off
> Dazza calls us a bunch of cunts
>>58162842
>>58162840
aus/brit/ meetup at The Beat when lmao
>>58162842
I really want to, going to find out what he's like first though.
aussies all up in ma grill
>>58162868
that a gay club? Not a fan of gayclubs but I'd unironically go for a meetup though. I'm in melbourne though.
>>58162878
good lad
>>58162868
why the fuck would i go to the beat haha
>>58162804
>not going to caboolture or logan and picking up a bit of cheeky bogan boipussi
>>58162896
>>58162895
>why the fuck would i go to the beat haha
do the absolute NUTTER thing and meet up there lads haahaha
nothing to worry about, none of you are pooftahs right?
i said good night
>>58162921
night yank x
>>58162921
*crawls into bed with you*
*sticks his hands down the back of your pjs and grabs your arse (ass)*
goodnight Amerikun~ :3
>almost half way into 2016
im not going anywhere with this brain am i
>>58162901
this
go hunt bp in inala hahahaha
>>58162948
> starting uni at QUT at the start of next year
2016 needs to hurry up desu haaha
trying to imagine what camp aussies sound lyk 2bh
wanna vocaroo somin lads
>>58162948
its okay lad xx we are all losers here
>>58162948
halfway is July 2nd
>>58162941
ffs just bum me already and get it over with. never had a willy in me and have been keen to give it a go
>>58163008
gonna rek your feminine boipuccy harder than the british burned the white house
naughty naughty rebellious american
now take master's anglo cock
>>58162993
what are you majoring in brainy cunt
probably computer science right
Easter?
>>58163036
Information Systems so i can bully all those Computer Science nerds into working under me
both in my job and in bed haha
>>58162494
Hey guys, I really like your OP. Just came here to say that, thanks.
>>58162908
>none of you are pooftahs right?
I enjoy the occasional cock but I'm not a poof, certainly not
>>58163061
Bit gay lad
bane?
>>58162993
>tfw might be starting at uq next year
:D
dumb frogposters
>>58162996
give me a bit and I will. Not very camp though t'bh
>>58163097
do the navy seals pasta xx
>>58163079
Yea me too of course la
nothing wrong with rubbing your lad's cock, it's just lad culture
>>58163091
desu i would like to go to UQ but aiming for QUT
gonna apply for both (not griffith because i'm not a fucking dumbass) and hope to get into UQ
fuck off brisgays
FUCK OFF BRISGAYS
>>58163140
> look nothing like a gay
> you have probably sat next to me on the bus or train once
> mfw you had no idea i was thinking of touching your willy
Why are all aussies gay?
>>58163093
Frog posting is a national /brit/ treasure lad, don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>58163031
>>58163041
>>58163061
>>58163082
quite a lot of dumb frog posters today t b h
> look nothing like a rasheed
> you have probably sat next to me on the bus or train once
> mfw you had no idea i was thinking of exploding
>>58163198
I've started unironically saving them. 4chan used to be fun. I'm fucked, arent I
![b82818a8caeed5275380bf8ec876342a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u1jStov.jpg "b82818a8caeed5275380bf8ec876342a[1]")
> look like a bus
> you have probably sat on me once
> mfw you had no idea the wheels on me were going round round round
really really want a british daddy to fuck me lads
>>58163255
enjoyed this x
>>58163315
that's kind of gay and I fucked a tranny yesterday.
>brisgays at my Uni
fuck OFF
>>58163351
> look nothing like a gay
> we've probably made eye contact once
> mfw you had no idea i was thinking of touching your willy
>>58163359
i want to get off the ride please :(
>>58163396
Time to go tubby-bye-bye
hot off the presses
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00GHVY2RI1X
Bit gay
ate curry yesterday lads, literally CANNOT stop farting xx
>>58163135
griffith is okay depending on degree tbqh
mumsie mad the cat shat all over the sitting room but she went to bed just leaving it over the woodwork over the microwave baka -_-
>griffith is okay depending on degree tbqh
>>58163422
Alri
>>58163446
not my real voice tbph
>>58163558
Wasn't talking about your voice
>>58163636
then to what were you referring?
>>58163422
Why does this Brit sound so weird?
>>58163739
must be the sun
Why am I the only cunt awake at this time.
Transgender atheletes to be allowed to compete as the other sex in the Olympics WITHOUT having gender reassignment surgery
The Olympics are reportedly adopting a new policy…The proposed new rules would allow transgender athletes to compete after one year of hormone replacement therapy and no surgery is required.
http://archive.is/p8GIM
>Men with beards and dicks wearing athletic bras over their hairy chests take gold, silver, and bronze metals in every women's event.
>Actual real-female feminists, lesbians, and assorted SJWs BTFO, but forced to remain in sullen silence because "MUH allies," "MUH transphobia" and "MUH cis privilige."
The world needs to be burned and cleansed
Oi
>>58164149
It's calling them out on their own game
>allow men to be women
>women get even more irrelevant
>>58164149
Looks like boxing won't be a dead sport anymore
*pulls my dick back out of josie hearn*
Ahh yes, that's much better
trying to weigh up the best way to kidnap my oneitis and use her as a sex slave
>>58164149
>I still watch the olympics.
>t. nobody
>>58163547
ill spark you the fuck out
>>58164195
>get to watch men beating the shit out of women who want to be men
YES
>>58164177
Gymnasts are going to get the most BTFO, only reason women are relevant is leotards.
>>58164149
kek pls to be a real
>>58164274
You're a leotard
>>58164322
you're a retard
>>58164377
>>58164351
ahh yes, very impressive
Not sure how I feel about 4/20
All the degens are extra degenerate today
why do yanks have notes for dollars
why not coins
*sneezes all over your food*
Sainsburys chicken fajita pizza for tea last night. Got the shits this morning. Love nectar points tho.
>>58164473
hmmmm
is this the yank catposter posting dogs?
>>58164447
There are dollar coins, but they are rarely used
t. Lived in Yankland for a bit
hmm
>>58164497
why did you live there lad?
>>58164447
We do. They're called Sackajaw...some Mexican bitch is on it.
>>58164520
Dad got a job there
I was only 5 or 6 when I moved
>>58164527
Yeah, yeah, we've all seen Night At The Museum and/or that one episode of The Simpsons
>>58164500
ah yes
>>58164559
>>58164500
superb posts, really enjoyed reading these
>>58164447
Wish we had pound notes 2bh
Going on tinder date NOW
She asked 'me' out so something is up
>>58164596
Good luck, remember to smell her neck
Janny? not a fan
is kev still going
>>58164667
Going where?
>>58164596
mental
where u headed
>>58164667
yeah, fun fact i started the kev shoop meme
"She'll be right". But will she be right?...... Hnmmm
>>58164667
interesting
No respect for neets or students
>>58164497
I used dollar coins all the time
>>58164735
Take your words back right now.
>>58164766
okay sorry mate
I bet boomer scum think Homes Under the Hammer is a comedy
#MindTheRota lads
>>58164853
I really like this gimmick
morning lads
You guys ever get worried that when India becomes a powerful country they might try to get revenge on us? Like Israel did when with Germany and the poison water.
>>58164918
alright mate, how are you
Ah, yes, I'm going to take down the evil establishment by smoking weed and making my body a passive lazy lump. Fuck capitalism!
*renews subscription to High Life magazine*
>>58164935
Revenge for what? British rule was largely respected and welcomed in India. It was only a few troublemakers and terrorists that wanted """independence""".
why is 20/4 even then day people smoke weed? what's significant?
>>58164935
>india
>powerful
pick one and only one, rasheed
>>58164935
>India becomes a powerful country
nah
>>58164935
>India
>Super power in this lifetime
80% of the country still shits in the street.
>mfw stoners
This is a Christian board, it should be #420PRAISEIT
>>58164991
Hitler's birthday
>>58164991
dank memes
just going to peruse the headlines, here we go
>'Benitez gives Newcastle hope'
>Burnley 1-1 Middlesborough
>Concern over Brexit impact on science
>UK unemployment rises to 1.7m
>I take duty seriously - Prince William
>Trump and Clinton win New York vote
hmm
>Public despise every word that comes out of Gideon's mouth
>Will happily listen to him regarding the EU
Nice to know the people will give up their sovereignty for an extra 20p or whatever
hmm
very good lad
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3547514/Judge-offers-pay-teenager-s-court-fine-refuses-jail-stabbing-paedophile-abused-child.html
me on the top
>>58164935
don't they have a weeks worth of ammunition?
Where's that Lad that's always doing cheeky spliffs, I enjoy hid posts
>>58165046
RIP in peice.
>>58165112
children are absolutely revolting
>>58165128
I'm at work, cannot do cheeky spliffs atm
>>58165128
fuck off
>>58165112
how adorable x
HAHAHAH LADS IM SO COOL SMOKING WEED I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK IM JAMES DEAN IM BOB MARLEY IM SNOOP DAWGGGGGG SO COOL LOOK AT ME SO DEEP AND ELUSIVE WHAT MYSTERIES DO I HOLD?
>>58165186
Literally this.
>make an effort to get my sleep schedule back on track
>sleep at midnight, wake up at 8
>there's no point because I have nothing to do in the day anyway
>>58165186
good post
reckon if i got into a fight with a leopard or jaguar i'd actually batter it
they can't be that strong so if you grab in by the neck, throw it on the floor then kick it in the head then it should run off
>>58164704
No that was me
You can check the archives 6 months back
unironically seen more people complaining about people who claim to smoke weed than people claiming to smoke weed
Did a few cones, how sick am I right
>>58165212
good post, reckon you could take one too la xx
the poster below me has to come to my house now and perform lewd acts on me
>>58165235
Because weed smokers are obnoxious cunts that think they are revolutionaries that will tear down an unjust world by sitting in their pants half asleep watching Netflix all day smoking weed
>I have carpet on my stairs
>>58165212
lel
Watching some lad break down over getting permanently banned from twitch (pretty much the only livestreaming website that people use).
https://www.fb.com/video.php?v=10206285354712827
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/4fkh1c/twitchtvgrossie_gore_eulogy_mega_thread/
He was making over £200,000 for playing video games.
£200,000...
Who else /comfy/ here?
On my way to that lad's house.
>>58165351
>this is what non-weed smokers think
you poor soul, smoking this next cone for you xo
>>58165365
>>58165279
what's funny lads?
they're not big, they're certainly not strong and if i have the desire to survive then that outweighs anything
it's 4/20 lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM
>>58165368
hahahaha what a wanker
what did he get banned for
>>58165390
heh yeah and you'd know all about outweighing anything, right tubs? haha
*jiggles your belly*
hahaha
not a fan of this weather
>>58165351
unironically met people like this
covered in tattoos and those stupid ear hole things, have a shit job and think their life is shit because they are being downtrodden by the system, rather than just being lazy cunts
>>58165424
MY GENETICS DON'T ALLOW ME TO BE SLIM
>>58165368
If he was smart, he'd know that he'd never be able to sustain a long term career like that, so he would still live in his parents home for free, save away 90% of that £200k a year, not throw away his money on swagfag hats and meme jewellery or whatever, then sit on his nest egg and never have to work again.
bet that cunt was too stupid to think of that, though
>>58165458
woah haha alright big'un
thought you lot were meant to be jolly haha
>>58165419
First warning was for sharing someones e-mail account. (Someone he disliked)
Second was for the drama a few months ago where he called out other girl streamers.
This time he said some other streamer banged a 15 year old.
Just posted my pic lads
>>58165144
>>58165458
you could just lose weight
>>58165368
also, did this cunt think that making money streaming video games is a solid career base or something hahahaha
that's like earning your living at the fucking track. i bet this idiot drives like $100,000 cars and shit
>>58165489
get out
>>58165520
BETTER BE A BLOODY STRONG ROPE
Going to go to a maid cafe tonight lads
stay subscribed
what to do, what to do...hmmm...
ah yes, play fifa for 3 hours
>>58165536
Sounds like you've got it maid
Pics
>>58165536
oh fucking hell, get a picture and blur out your face for us
>>58165578
Don't tease us like that
>>58165559
You aren't allowed to take pics, I think I'll have to pay for one with the maid, ill post it (with my thumb over my face obviously)
>>58165489
Please rate me lads.
How can people smoke knowing every cig they put in their mouth is brining them closer to death?
I smoked for about 2 years and felt guilty every time I lit one up. Maybe I'm too narcissistic.
>>58165473
He might have, he hasn't bought any flashy cars, his house is pretty small as well.
PUT YOUR HANDS UP SO I CAN SEE THEM AND LIE DOWN YES
now hand me over the (You)s or fatty here >>58165390 *cocks silenced glock* gets it
>>58165617
they're not exactly bright
How can people eat meat knowing every pork chop they put in their mouth is brining them closer to death?
I contributed to mass murder for about 2 years and felt guilty every time I fried one up. Maybe I'm too narcissistic.
>>58165617
we are all gonna die in the end might as well enjoy it
>>58165617
How can people wake up every day knowing they're 1 day closer to death?
>>58165631
there's not a silencer on that gun though?
>>58165631
Corbyn here, you my Palestinian friend should come to Britain.
>>58165212
They're like 105% muscle by mass
>>58165665
Seems a bit inappropriate to say that while holding tubby hostage
>>58165617
>How can people smoke knowing every cig they put in their mouth is brining them closer to death?
>I smoked for about 2 years
nigga what
>>58165665
Stupid saying. You may as well prolong life rather than doing something that is really gonna fuck you up and kill you quicker.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>58165665
Don't really think that applies to smoking, addiction isn't fun.
>>58165665
that saying applies to jumping out of planes and shit like that.
not paying extortionate amounts of money to give yourself lung cancer and rapid ageing hahaa
>>58165368
always thought he was a cunt since runescape
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/722492455732584448
got btfo so hard he retired
>>58165740
getting so fucking tired of hearing about the UFC and their meme fighters. there's literally more drama than WWE
Rate me and the lads
>>58165738
same, is he a chav?
>>58165724
What a bloody idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk8BfJQtzRg
Riley, Rylie, Raleigh, Roileigh, Roylee
>>58165773
Which one are you
>>58165780
not really sure desu, think he's ''emo''
>>58165822
The one in the middle bro
>i cant stream video games anymore! my life is over
>>58165830
you look young mate
>>58165851
>>58165144
Please read my review of me, thanks
Still waiting on my fucking parcel.
Started in America, went to London, went BACK to America, still fucking around somewhere in London.
Why the fuck would it be sent to London then back to America then back to London?
Why is every mail service a piece of fucking shit?
>>58165879
>Why is every mail service a piece of fucking shit?
pakis
>>58165846
Well the good life is definitely over for him, imagine making $400,000AUD a year just for playing video games and starting drama, then getting fired from that job. He pissed away a once in a lifetime opportunity.
fair play i'm the dong daddy of scrambled eggs
>>58165939
Go to Malmo
>>58165948
woops don* haha
>>58165941
>and starting drama
don't fucking dance on unsolid ground lad
Instagram followers keep hovering around 90 followers. I gain two in one day, then lose 3 the next. Gain a few more, lose a few more. Always stays around 88-92 followers
>>58166000
nobody in this thread cares
>>58165846
whats this about
>>58165941
who?
hands smell quite strongly of satsumas and cheese & onion McCoys, no matter how many times I was them
>>58164689
Record crate in Glebe
>>58166065
that's called b.o. lad
>>58166051
see
>>58165368
go to like the las tminute of the fb video hahaha he's like screaming saying his life is over and that he doesnt want to live
>>58166019
Why? Jealous that I'm the king of the 'gram?
>>58166073
ahh, the glebe woman
Fingers smell like pussy, idk why...
>>58166105
king of the kilogram maybe, you fat fuck
Donald Trump
>>58166080
howling that fucking face he pulls is too good
>>58166132
OH SH*T
Absolute monarchy when?
The Monarchs must secretly be fucking distraught that their country, their birth rite, has turned into a disgusting decaying squalor full of pakis
>>58166132
terrible bantre
>>58166183
t. fat cunt
>>58166172
I know people on here are contrarian for no reason but this post is honestly baffling
Ban Sweden from /brit/
>akari
>waifu
lads i can and will write an essay on why you're wrong to do this
JANNY
hello?
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEEEEEEEEASE
REPLY TO THIS POST!
genuinely can't remember the past 12 hours
my car isn't where I left it so that can't be good
>>58165368
>Kent police have literally put him on pooicide watch
lel
jenjen
@58166305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiqOsKngc-c
would you a NEET jap gf?
stole some bellends car last night lads haha
Asuka.
>>58166350
bet her fanny smells awful
Jumpman jumpman jumpman them boys up to something
>>58166350
nah, her video games are more important
Do you hate jews in your country?
>>58166350
Japs have largely been a disappointment.
>>58166350
she'd fucking stink
>other people use 4chan, /brit/, imageboards and the internet in general for a bit of light recreation and amusement to fill time when gaps in their otherwise busy, normal, fulfilling lives crop up
>tfw your whole life is imageboards and the internet
>literally spend 12 hours every day browsing mindlessly, non-stop with nothing else going on in your life
>>58166350
would hug her
just realised i should have been at work 30 MINUTES AGO
FUCK FUCK FUCK
*informs mission control of my intentions*
*hops into my 1.6 clio and fastens seatbelt*
*triggers the breakaway cable*
*flies off into the distance*
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>58166373
innit
>>58166446
Guy in the neon polo looks like he's about to cry / having an internal existential crisis.
>>58166421
east asians don't stink that much tbqh
>>58166446
is that nige on the left?
>>58166452
I was supposed to be at 9 haha.
Getting out of bed atm.
>>58166445
You won't do this forever, you'll come to your senses eventually and realise how much of your life has been wasted, could be today could be in 5 years but you'll decide when the time is right and slowly you'll progress into a normie with a job, car and eventually family.
>>58166350
would rather this jap gf desu
Enjoy reading WW1 and WW2 Hansard lads.
>mfw the Brits are less whiter than me
Haha niggers
>>58166509
Or he'll off himself before that happens
Just added an "open company folder" button to my company form lads
>>58166509
Sort of at that stage now; where I'm on the cusp of getting a job and becoming a member of society. But I'll never start a family. NEVER.
PMQs in a bit lads
>Enjoy reading WW1 and WW2 Hansard lads
>mcgregor out of 200
>>58166566
Doubt it
>>58166581
I bet there was a time where you thought you'd never have/get a job and socialise but that happened too.
It's surprising how quickly you situation can change from getting a job, when it happens make sure you don't shun social events with people from there, it's important to make an effort and go to them.
>tfw you will never wake up to this qt and cuddle all morning long
>mfw niggers in this thread
>>58166585
I hate you
>>58166627
> >other people use 4chan, /brit/, imageboards and the internet in general for a bit of light recreation and amusement to fill time when gaps in their otherwise busy, normal, fulfilling lives crop up
>tfw your whole life is imageboards and the internet
>literally spend 12 hours every day browsing mindlessly, non-stop with nothing else going on in your life
Neither of those things have yet happened. But it's not inconceivable that I'll be in a (shit) job this time next year.
When I say I'll never start a family, it's not because I don't think I can. I don't want to. Don't want kids and don't want a wife.
>>58166634
looks like she'd strangle me if i ever looked at another girl
taking a risk
>>58166670
>I don't want to. Don't want kids and don't want a wife.
That will change as you get older m8, no matter what you tell yourself now
>I hate you
>>58166627
>>58166670
Sorry, autofill from the clipboard fucked my shit up. Greentext was meant to be:
>I bet there was a time where you thought you'd never have/get a job and socialise but that happened too
>6 day meth binge
>lights burn
>sounds pierce
>zero appetite
>shaking shaking shaking
>heart is gonna explode
>won't sleep for days
somebody kill me
>>58166709
meth doesn't seem worth it if thats what it does to you
>>58166702
I really do
fucking hell northampton have absolutely demolished league two
>>58166702
sincerely
>>58166709
You seem to be managing yourself fine lad.
>>58166701
For me they won't. I won't bother to convince you but I'll just say that surely you must acknowledge there are a small percentage of people who choose early that they do not want a family life and go on to live by that conviction without changing their mind.
>>58166740
the thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
Clear blue skies for two days in a row now lads, something is definitely wrong.
>>58166704
I realised
>>58166765
>there are a small percentage of people who choose early that they do not want a family life and go on to live by that conviction without changing their mind.
There are, but as stubborn as you feel now it's likely that will change. But obviously you are free to do as you wish, as long as it makes you happy.
>>58166731
it's called a come-down
it's like a hangover but it can vary from slight mood change to constant suicidal tendencies
>I really do
>Sincerely
4/20 today dudes. blaze it.
>>58166779
HAHA THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG LADS I'VE JUST DIALED 999 BECAUSE THERE'S A STRANGE BIG YELLOW BALL IN THE SKY THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
GET IT BECAUSE IT'S SUNNY AND IT'S NORMALLY GREY AND DREARY.
(original post here do not steal and do not repost to /r/britishproblems because it is my post, I thought of it)
is it socially acceptable to break a tenner at a small corner shop if I'm only spending about £1.50?
>>58166789
Man this kid looks really similar to me.
Except I don't wear that sort of clothes and have a goatee.
>>58166787
I respect your tolerant attitude and opinions.
>>58166812
Impressively autistic, well done :)
>ifunny
>>58166822
Yeah it's hardly going to drain their change is it?
>>58166867
have you sorted out that signed infected mushroom merch yet mate?
is 11:30 too early for lunch?
I giggle like a madman while posting fedoras. only thing that gives me laughs every time for some reason i have really dreadful humor
>>58166789
i hope you end up in oven
>>58166884
if you are really serious about it i can check what i can do about it but you'll have to send me like ten pounds via paypal. and no im not gonna scam you im a good person imo
>>58166908
VERY good post
Plan: go shop, get lunch, watch PMQs
Anyone need anything from the shop?
>>58166979
mint cornetto
>>58166979
a new thread
making an attempt
>>58166890
haha nah mate! not at all my son!
it's 1 pm somewhere hahaha! go for it you ledge eat away hahaha eat some fucking food you fucking stupid bitch hahahaha go on my son!!
>>58166843
I respect you
Slept away the entire morning lads, what do I do with the short time left, have a wank?
*awkwardly bites into a sandwich while avoiding an overly enthusiastic Australian gentleman's flying saliva*
>I respect you
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