Kemme edition
What do normies do on Monday - Thursdays from the hours of 19:00 - 23:00? Sub edition
cara
enter the gungeon is p fun
lads
>>58140755
Sit on facebook, watch match of the day for the armchair manager discussions at work, watch shitty tv they can discuss with their prole m8's.
I fucking hate normies
>>58140788
what should i do in amsterdam
any good dnb clubs
Thinking about getting the old, long on top, short on the sides look
yeah i'll have a fanta lemon please
>>58140755
>What do normies do on Monday - Thursdays from the hours of 19:00 - 23:00?
depends on the age dunnit
I need a more aesthetically appeasing way to collate all the information I have gathered via my phishing
Does anyone know of a program that can create some kind of mind-map?
think the oneitis might have a new bf
wtf she literally just broke up with the old one last week
*picks you up by the scruff of your neck*
>>58140859
only jungle clubs sorry m8
ayo fokin propa m8 i be ballin 4 rizla
fokin propa
OY
m8 you havin a giggle me8
fokin eh
>>58140873
good lad but you should also be a white supremacist not just get the haircut
still not got any wank inspiration
*walks towards you*
>>58140850
going to do washing up
pronounced with emphasis on the second syllable: wa-SHING up
Honestly think there is more of a class divide than a race divide still
Ger on better with middle class indians and black lads than working class white lads to be desu
Do any of you lads wonder how Scots still exist.
I mean if Darwin was right, how did these subhumans manage to survive the plague, hunger, premature death, childbirth, etc?
They shouldn't have made it past the norman invasion.
>>58140945
how do i achieve this look?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m50BRlb3ZnQ
some music for you
D A I S Y
>>58140965
what about that Croatian femboy??
>>58140900
>normies
wonder what the SS would think about all the generic #lad numales copying their haircuts these days
probably turning in their graves
>>58140998
By not fighting, by being smart enough to make some agricultural advancements, by not being greedy vain cunts like the english.
>>58140928
i'll make sure battering you is on my list if you don't smarten up
>>58141062
What is that charred black thing?
>>58141095
Tomato
>>58141095
Black pudding
>>58141095
black pudding
>>58141095
Blood pudding
>>58140812
2
What? The garden door leads to the garden, the garden is behind the house, you have to get in through the house door
What door isn't made of wood?
Yes
Just one door on each occasion.
>>58141095
thats how we cook our burgers lad
>>58141083
apologise at once
>>58141070
The ss didn't invent that haircut you sad case
>>58141062
>>58141137
no shit retard
I can't deal with the monotony of weekdays. They're just so depressing.
>>58141095
FOY
>>58141095
actual human shit
>>58141036
not in the mood to wank to cd/trans
who /alt right/ here
OI OI
>>58141157
tooting
>>58141095
reminds me of what your mum said to me before I put my todger in her
yank house thief
>>58141130
>>58141036
>>58141185
don't wank to me my body is a result of a disease
wank to an actual woman unless you're some sort of homo
>>58141136
i'm not sorry for schooling you plebs on the difference between jungle and dnb
>tfw your face goes bright red easily
Not a fan desu
Lads the foxy ginger is back at work. She's freshly 18 and is like 90lbs wet.
God I wanna propose to her.
Fucks sake NEED a new series of the thick of it with a jeremy corbyn style character
>>58141009
Berghaus jacket, Fred perry jumper, Rockport shoes and Adidas or Nike trackies. Although this look is a few years old and not too many chavs dress like this anymore.
Don't forget the fake, or stolen gold chain.
>>58141009
I bet you're not so far off seeing how americans looks like fucking goofs
>nuthuggers
What did he mean by this?
>>58141239
what disease?
>>58141240
writing a strong worded letter to trudeau on this as we speak
>>58141303
skinny jeans?
>>58141315
homosexuality
I've phished quite a lot of uni accounts
Not much reward (if any) out of it
Kinda nice learned a little more about my former peers though that knowledge is completely useless to me now
>>58141243
I know that feel, it's because I'm whiter than a fucking ghost though
>>58141339
teach me jhow to phish
>>58141196
Shake the bottle first, you dirty bastard.
>>58141282
I forgot the Burberry hat! Though 95% of them were fake as Burberry hats were expensive as fuck.
stopped wearing skinny jeans lads they are degenerate
>>58141381
got a method
yeah mon
every tings bless
literally think about death 24/7
>>58141196
v grim
>>58141405
2 different sauces, mate
>>58141112
Come online
Shoelace is untied
>>58141464
same except vaginas
>>58141210
Agreed lad, but up to Cardiff may as well be England anyway to be honest.
>mfw someone is messing with me and trying to break into my house
>can't even throw a fucking rock at them without getting arrested
>will get arrested for racism since the thief is probably black
BRITAIN LMAO
might treat myself to some xanax
>>58141381
Just google how to set up a phishing site (really simple, very few steps)
After this, make some tweaks to make the site more convincing if you like and then the most important part is how you socially engineer your target into clicking the link
I'm built like a big aggro lump of shit and I will heem each and every one of you
>>58141475
what's the orange. also you missed a corner with your cheese
literally think about Anna 24/7
Can we take a moment to praise our unlikely union? God save the Queen. May the union last another 300 years.
>be woman
>fuck the same guy every other woman has fucked at least once
what did she mean by this?
>>58141558
first letter or surname?
>Best pomade, lads?
>>58141560
empire was good for us. Union not so much
>>58141551
Sriracha in red and tabasco in orange.
you just realised the queens gran is the queen mother mother
What did you lads get the Queen for her birthday?
>>58141515
I agree that the Welsh may as well be English and have been for some time. They are getting back in touch with Welsh culture though and it's only a matter of time before they demand representation.
just talked to a female
>>58141617
>tabasco
disgusting
this looks exactly like my hair 2bh lads
>>58141606
Not good for whom?
>>58141560
Britain will be a state in a federal European caliphate in 50 years
Me on the left.
>>58141686
good lad
now what are we going to do about the jq?
hope your crackers break before they're even in your mouth m8
>>58141282
>>58141412
Thanks, lad. Gonna dress like this for Halloween
>>58141673
You wanna fucking go, mate?
>>58141637
an ISA
>>58141315
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgen_deficiency
LADS
>>58141703
scots irish and welsh
>>58141520
Just get some pepper spra.. oh wait
mace.. oh wait
tazer.. oh wait
gun..oh wait
>>58141718
you look like a gay dork
>>58141640
They basically are already. Plaid Cymru (or however the fuck you spell it) are gaining ground mate.
me in the middle
>I do anything to my hair other than washing it
William Rockefeller Sr. 1810-1906 (age 95)
John D. Rockefeller 1839-1937 (age 97)
John D. Rockefeller, Jr. 1874-1960 (age 86)
David Rockefeller 1915- (age 100)
>tfw no lizard genetics
>>58141520
grab a cricket bat m8
>>58141530
If you're so good at social engineering how come you couldn't just socially engineer some mates
>>58141800
ROY
(calling for my mate Roy who will completely and utterly heem you)
I want ginger babies
>>58141808
You spelled it right I believe. Representation is fine. Encouraging division and hatred of each other [Centrally the English, although hatred towards Scots is growing within England.] is verboten. In a way I sort of hope for a French war to unify the nation.
>>58140755
Wank
>>58141936
whats all that shite in fron of the tv
>>58141936
was this?
*prys open my 4th eye*
Really want to know what a girl's bumhole smells like lads
I feel like I really missed out by not having a gf in secondary school
>you will never experience teenage love
hmmm
>>58141996
shit
faecal matter
Why do they call Stella wife beater?
>>58141871
It's easier to wear a mask when you're not face to face with people as they can't see the seams
>>58141961
normie shrine to a false normie idol
>>58141990
>4th eye
Pineal gland status: Crustier than a wank sock
>>58141901
If France warred us, I'd hope we'd fucking nuke the smelly cunts. Saved them from tyrannical autists twice, ungrateful pricks.
But I agree, anti-British sentiment within Britain is fucking destructive. Mongs will spout EDL shit then complain about the Welsh/Scots.
back from the doctor
need to get my 4th eye circumcised
just read the UK self defense laws
very stupid
>>58141996
why?
>>58141996
Just the same as any other asshole.
Shit.
4/20 tomorrow lads
>tfw no security steve bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iB5RZimkAo
Why can't they all be Natalia?
>why yes, i do believe the only reason europe hasn't been at war with itself for 70 years is solely down to the eu
>>58142003
What do you get by obsessing over it?
You're not a magician so you can't turn back time.
>>58141851
who's that footballer from the UK who genuinely believes in lizard people? Ike? Something like that innit?
John mconnell actually seems fairly pragmatic and like he wouldn't make a terrible chancellor
>>58099787
yeah you're right but i look like shit. might give it a go still.
>>58142098
Gonna get some in for banter desu
take heart fellow wagies, Poleaboo is fucked when UC is rolled out nationwide
>>58142149
>replying to a 21 hour old post
kill yourself
>>58142003
just become a nonce la
did a shit
>>58140755
Where can I find a girl like this in London?
Britta filter just arrived lads. Let the decalcification begin.
>>58142098
it's bicycle day today
>>58142197
Third eye opening day
>>58142179
Why?
>>58142054
Yes, because France wouldn't nuke the shit out of us, would they?
>>58142179
Whats the difference, I've never been on JSA but UC was hell.
>>58142098
>4/20
fuck off yank
Spurs bandwagonner since 2009/2010 masterrace here
Literal perfect bandwagon choice because at the time Spurs weren't good so you couldn't be labeled a bandwagonner but they had the clear potential to one day be good
going to have a showerlet
>>58142133
david icke
>>58142231
harsher sanctions
Poleaboo really should have captained Aguero on his fantasy team
Hope Rashford scores at least 2 in his next game
Might start microdosing LSD
How do I get tabs with small enough dosage?
>>58142225
Shut up nonce, I'm talking about the fact that if they did so they'd be the slimiest cunts ever.
>tfw no qt paraplegic German gf
>>58142197
Really couldn't handle acid right now 2bh. Almost on the verge of passing out
>was on JSA for about 3 weeks
>ended up getting an enjoyable christmas job out of it
>gave me a free bus pass (saved me about £50) for a month too
is being intelligent a skill?
>>58142245
Yeah, but no one believes that you started in '09. Admit it, you've been a lifelong Spurs fan for the past 9 months.
>Know the person who owns the company I work for is a multi billionaire but don't know much about him
>Google him
>He's done more dodgy stock dealings than I've had hot dinners but nothing has ever stuck
Wonder if this is good or bad.
>>58142054
This is absolutely what will happen. You'll find EDL wankers picking fights with Scots/Welsh and then you'll see a bigger rise in Plaid Cymru and SNP shit. It's fucking tragic that people can't have their own culture and see at the same time that we share so much with culture with each other. Britain's culture is so beautiful and majestic. It's a good sign that if Scotland left the UK they'd want to keep the Queen, but pro-Scotland/England/Wales/Ulster???? sentiment needs to die down and pro British sentiment needs to rise. We don't need to become like Eastern Europe. Also I agree with the France sentiment. Although this"Greatest enemy" shit needs to fucking go. The Frogs are fucking awful.
>>58142288
cut the tabs up
waste of LSD though imo
shopping for pictures of our george to hang up on my wall lads
>>58142318
Yes
Redid the image, now facing the correct way. It was triggering my autism.
ITS BEEN 40 MINS AND SHE HASNT TXTD BACK!
FUCK
FUCK
>>58142289
t. slimy paki
>>58142196
good post
imagine willingly contributing to the degradation of the human gene pool by race mixing lads
Is 15 mins after the last message too long to try and continue the conversation?
>>58142309
>Poleaboo has been on JSA for over 6 months
>Got free money
>>58142318
Yes, but you need to be intelligent to have skills.
I will never be good enough
Bit of a crush on the girl from The Goldbergs desu.
*Eagerly anticipates a (You)*
Maggoe Thatcher had rotten teeth
>>58142367
>correct way
>"nick" is mirrored
>buy pepperoni pizza from Sainsbury's
>covered in fucking white onion
>>58142416
yes
>>58142438
and a fishy fanny, according to Reagan
>>58142368
UR DONE LA
Ever since I did LSD for the first time in 2013 I've felt this strange feeling in the centre of my brain. It's not painful but it's a pressure like there's something there.
I've been to the doctors multiple times but they think I'm imagining it.
Is it me literally feeling my third eye being calcified lads?
I can feel it right now, it's never gone away.
>>58142451
onions are gross
>>58142416
What are you conversing through? Texts?
>>58142419
get a job
>>58142339
>implying it's English people stirring up the inter brit hate
come off it, it's scottish and welsh nationalists for the most part
>>58142458
croatian qt?
>>58142493
Yep texts
>>58142434
alri
>>58142478
the only third eye you have is your urethra
and that has an eyelid too unless you've been circumkeked
don't worry lads, poleaboo's national insurance contributions will be shit
>>58142493
Face-to-face
>>58142478
LSD won't calcify your pineal gland
>>58142441
Facing the text of the post is more important to me.
>>58142423
no you dont
>>58142505
>Welsh nationalists
>nationalists
>nation
HA, like they have one
>>58142429
yea u will, jim. i aint hip 2 ur ways, but always keep ur chin up, brothah - you dig?
Actually the UK self defense laws are quite reasonable
>>58142339
We share an incredible amount of culture with Ireland too but I'm perfectly happy being different countries with free movement
>>58142523
How fucking fast have you been sending them up to now that 15 minutes seems like a long time to wait?
>>58142505
I'm talking about the future. It's common knowledge that the SNP has been trying to start a more romantic view of pre-union Scotland to literally divide us and ruin Britain.
think ill get this one for the wall lads
>>58142587
This.
>>58142595
Post butt
How do I get a gf who doesn't shave?
>>58142595
post legs
just walk into the store and hand the manager your cv. managers love that
just look him straight in the eye and say "when can I start?"
just be yourself
>>58142547
i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
come at me you soft cunt
>>58142634
why do you like him so much
>>58142591
Yes but we undemocratically took them over and massacred them a few times. It was hardly the best of things to do to get them "on side".
>>58142500
Nobody hiring around here
And those that do would rather hire whites
Went to a Tray Washing thing, too many people turned up so they told me, the other paki and a guy with borderline learning difficulties to fuck off
They even kept on the guy that was 20 minutes late and the African who couldn't speak English
>>58142673
just be yourself, as long as that means being a happy and confident person
Bit mean desu
>>58142587
>be old or vulnerable person living alone
>can't even get pepper spray to make yourself feel safer
>>58142615
every 2-5 minutes, I'm not sure how to text people. Usually message once a week for an hour or two a message every ~4 minutes.
>>58142595
fuck off
>>58142658
bit jank
Anyone tried uniqlo AIRism clothes? specifically undershirt and underwear
>40% of girls 20 and under have calcified pineal glands
it all makes sense now
>>58142687
im a yellow belt in taekwondo
Son, why don't you have your own home and children yet?
When I was your age I had my life sorted already
>>58142702
you finally admitting you're a paki?
>>58142587
>tyrone cuckinshire decides i'm in his terrority
>savagely beating me within an inch of my life
>this seems reasonable that I can't use a weapon to defend myself
literally brainwashed
Rate my specks lads.
>>58142698
why dont you like him so much?
ah yes, very impressive
>>58142701
England also conquered wales
this is all stuff that happened long before we were born i'm on about the reality now
>>58142634
>his government doesn't give out free portraits
>>58142587
If you're 6ft4 and built like a brickshithouse like myself and have no trouble disarming any opponent.
If you're an 80 year old pensioner you're fucked.
>>58142807
>finally
lol
>>58142807
I'm brown but I'm not a paki, I am enlightened
>>58142755
Is it a girl? 15 minutes isn't too long at all, lol.
In London, where can I get a gf like this?
>>58142841
Didn't they stop this?
>>58142815
You're allowed to attack and kill the intruder, you're just not allowed to go insane and commit acts of retribution/revenge.
ie the thief is lying on the floor and bleeding out after you've stabbed him, unable to move, and you get a fucking baseball bat to smash his brains out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EA6zxj2e-U
This made me patriotic.
Fun starts at 1:21.
>mfw there's pakis in /brit/
>tfw found out Canada has stand your ground laws
woah
>>58142841
>frenchies have to look at pictures of our queen
québéccucks
>>58142841
>that french that has to be in there to appease subhuman quebecois
kek
is there a single french """""""""canadian"""""""" that likes liz?
>>58142894
no lol I got this like a couple months ago
>>58142863
so what you? greek?
