Butty edition
cara
crayon pop
>>58138242
Thinking about how the West has fallen
>>58138242
Why is his hair moving independently to his head?
Pizzas in the oven, lads.
Kyary
Me on the left
>>58138242
She Snapchat me lads
need a kgf
got out of bed at 6pm today lads, an hour earlier than yesterday wew
daily reminder: the lefties are in cahoots with the jews and the muslims to destroy white culture
>>58138242
>it's over 20 degrees outside
Going to be a long summer
did this last night got some help and some hate
This is my tinder profile pic
Ive been right swiping for a year I've had no matches
Why?
Thinking trying to talk about sports with a girl was a bad idea.
me and the lads
going to see how long i can tolerate being a billionaire who has a gf and a wife.
spent another day reading headstones and doing suicide thinks
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
after eights out lads
>>58138399
>>58138399
That's not you, leave the poor man alone.
>>58138444
good cemeteries to visit in the UK? love visiting cemeteries if im honest
tea
>>58138452
Come to Sheffield, mate. I'll have it out with you and shag your mam.
Got a sister? I'll fuck that as well.
>>58138452
Not really an incentive to say stuff to your face, is it?
>not another victorian edition
I remember when I was younger my parents used to always read me books before bed
never seen them do that with my younger sister
maybe that's why she doesn't read
about to hop on this MARTA line downtown in 5
>>58138480
HAHA WTF
they might not like it but the bankers will just have to tolerate their 6 figure salaries
>>58138399
>>58138480
classic
>dissertation in tomorrow
>still not done
why do I subject myself to this
>ban guns
>violent crime spikes
>prohibit sales of knives to minors
>knife crime still rampant
Why is the UK so violent? Your violent crime rate is 4 or 5 times higher than ours and you lads don't even have >60% white
this thread?
no thank you
she's cooking me a stir fry for tea, pretty glad I asked her to stay a day longer now.
Is there anywhere online that presents anything near an unbiased list of reasons to leave/stay in the EU?
>>58138518
>>58138520
Why aren't you in your dedicated threads, boys?
>>58138452
>Implying I wouldn't destabalize your negative energy
>Implying your chakra's are well aligned enough to even hit me
>>58138494
meet me outside the devonshire cat in 15 minutes you silly cunt
need someone to beat me to death
>>58138452
oh yea lad?
*throws pocket sand in your eyes*
*trips you*
*kicks you in the balls while your down then runs*
Could I be the only lad in this thread who isn't single?
>>58138476
Grimsby cemetary
>>58138585
meets
>>58138452
>>58138520
>uncle in Atlanta has vision problems
>might fly down to drive him out here
>>58138242
Got a new USB mouse today lads, do you want to see it?
>>58138572
why aren't you on your dedicated website?
>>58138583
I only live down the road. I'll be there.
Is your mam or sister with you?
>>58138495
>left to right comics
disgusting
>>58138518
have you ever seen your sister's fanny?
>average alt-righter
>>58138585
I can beat you half to death now
and the other half on saturday
>>58138546
good one
>>58138572
shut up and make me a sandwich bitch
tell me your asmr-fu lads.
>>58138565
/pol/ :^)
>>58138546
We live in a depressing grey country with nothing to do. All our towns are decaying 70s shitholes, all our buildings are ugly Jewish brutalist architecture. We are just stuck on a generally shit island
>>58138605
Why does everyone recommend I go to Grimsby regardless of what I ask?
*doffs cap*
http://www.cloudy.ec/v/6c40ea4cdbc52
probably the best stewart lee show
(x-post from previous thread)
>>58138703
erection
>>58138673
better than London! London's crap!
>>58138667
I guess Ireland and britain aren't so different then
anyone here ever been beaten up? like badly?
whats it like?
>>58138565
>an unbiased list of reasons to leave/stay in the EU?
Asking a lot there lad, its a very big subject that if you really want the info will actually take no small effort to learn. Most people seem to go with what their party or favoured politician wants without resort to thought about it, because its so difficult to come to a logical decision about not laziness necessarily.
>>58138648
No, but seriously.
Don't you like your fellow Americans?
>>58138644
>murder is the only form of violent crime
Nice meme. Your crime rates are absolutely insane.
>>58138782
this to be honest
Will the housing bubble EVER burst?
>>58138762
it's mostly a blur at the time but you feel it the next day and for a while after that.
Wouldn't recommend it really.
>>58138733
www.vice.com/read/in-defence-of-grimsby-the-worst-place-in-the-uk-to-be-a-man-193
r8 my reading list
>>58138762
ye, was smoking weed (was there because i was the dealer) with a few skinhead lads and one went mental and beat me almost to death
>>58138850
>books
NERD
how do i speed up my torrents lads
>>58138565
We currently have a below replacement birth rate
If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost
If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
alri lads confirmed going to amsterdam soon
>>58138883
deluge
>>58138883
shout at the screen 'come on you can do it'
>>58138850
the collection of the supreme gentleman
>>58138834
*gets out a pin*
*jabs lightly*
there we go
>>58138883
Buy a seedbox and join a private tracker.
>>58138901
that will be fun you will enjoy that
>>58138891
>We currently have a below replacement birth rate
Not this fucking meme again
>i read books
>>58138762
Yeah, got punched in the back of the head on a night out, fell over, face hit the pavement and they nicked my wallet and phone and kicked my head a couple of times before running off. Ended up in hospital overnight with concussion, broken nose and my face was ugly and swollen and bruised for a while.
>>58138857
what was the sitch?
or are you just being milky
>>58138762
got mugged once walking down tottenham high road at night
two black lads, one sucker punched me from behind and i fell to the ground and my vision went blurry, felt a stabbing pain in my stomach and realised i was being kicked, then felt hands in my trouser and jacket pockets, they stole my wallet and phone
our george
>>58138452
Just mag dump into you desu m8
>>58138939
>I
>>58138883
volunteer as a member of the Internet Party death squad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzFucqDElyE
greatest country in the world
made paste
>>58138363
lets say maybe lets say around lets say 9:30
1-5 Sriracha
6-0 tabasco
>>58138762
Got my head slammed into a wall a few times but I don't think I'd call that being beaten up badly. Shook it off pretty quick.
>>58138546
meme stats, the definition of violent crime is different in each country so they can't be compared
something that can be compared however is the homicide rate, it's 5 times higher in the US
>>58138965
stellar are giant slags
>there are still people in this world that think the Iraq war was a good idea
Can you believe this lads?
It's been 13 years.
>>58138762
I have to punch up guys
Guys try it with me, I don't know why
Bax! Pax man straight in his eyes
They floored me, I was looking at the sky
Par! Now I have to go blind
That boy there I swear he gonna die
You're not bad you're a mug don't think you're a guy
When I slap man you won't be alright
Catch man on the field flying his kite
Roll man down on the grass with a knife
Watch as his friends disperse out of sight from afar
I can hear screams from his wife
Run after man let me draw for his life
Blood's pouring I got stains off the knife
Leave guys dead in the field over night
I'm sick, when I dream I won't think of them twice
>Accidentally liked my ex gf's picture on Instagram while stalking her
>It's been 3 years since we broke up
>we're the last generation to be born in the 90s
Mad innit lads
>>58139069
only the biggest muslim lover would be happy with how the middle east looks now
>>58139114
It's ok lad, I'm currently stalking the fuck out of that qt blonde Finn.
Deskwanker loves his fucking desk
>>58139130
>We're the last generation to know anything other than left wing views
>>58138762
>forgot to wash the windows
>dad came home
>found out I didn't wash the windows
It's not pleasant.
>>58139029
>cheering for planes that will kill people/have killed people
hmmmmmmmm nah not a fan
>>58139023
Do this for the free internet and 50% decreased lag rate.
>>58139114
Love this image
>The Polish girls beta orbiter got a THIRD
>The Polish girl got a FIRST
It's like pottery
>>58139114
>>58139167
>We're the last generation to know what an exclusively white childhood is like
>>58139174
Literal ISIS supporter
Fuck off
>>58138583
Where are you?? Im here
>>58139192
me on the right
>>58139167
This
>>58139192
What did you get again?
oh, you never finished your degree?
>People born in 1998 can browse 4chan
I am sad
I feel that the future is hopeless and that things cannot improve
I am bored and dissatisfied with everything
I am a complete failure as a person
I am guilty, I am being punished
I would like to kill myself
I used to be able to cry but now I am beyond tears
I have lost interest in other people
I can't make decisions
I can't eat
I can't sleep
I can't think
I cannot overcome my loneliness, my fear, my disgust
I am fat
I cannot write
I cannot love
My brother is dying, my lover is dying, I am killing them both
I am charging towards my death
I am terrified of medication
I cannot make love
I cannot fuck
I cannot be alone
I cannot be with others
My hips are too big
I dislike my genitals
At 4.48
when depression visits
I shall hang myself
to the sound of my lover's breathing
I do not want to die
I have become so depressed by the fact of my mortality that I have decided to commit suicide
>>58139192
poleaboo, if the lad is a beta orbiter, you're an asteroid that should be nuked from orbit
>>58139237
From what I've seen young people seem to be more polarized than ever. They are either super lefty or super conservative. the majority are lefty of course but still
if you get a 2:2 can you just lie and say you got a 2:1 to employers?
not like theyre gonna check is it?
>>58139221
i'm in taco bell atm
>>58139253
>girls born in 1998 can do porn
>>58139250
kek
>>58139237
>20% Green
>3% UKIP
Someone please justify universal suffrage to me, please. I'm waiting to hear the reason why voting shouldn't be restricted to only people over 30 and/or people who own property.
>>58139302
WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?
reminder that all revolutions have been carried out by determined minorities with clear goals in mind and the will to see them through
>>58139069
The fucking man himself Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, and destroyer of the short Frogboy.
>>58139237
Fuck me lad, first time voters and young people/students are always more left wing
Half of the new labour elite were marxists at uni
>>58139302
They have Taco Hell across the pond now?
>>58139250
Doesn't change anything, I'd be NEET either way
>>58139280
Still interesting how the cliches are proven true regarding how their relationship is at the females grace
He made her laugh
She didn't help him study
too sad now
>>58139350
take a picture of yourself outside of brewdog/just a picture of brewdog so I know you're being serious
>>58139329
I told you man
I told you about Democracy
all that's left now is the slow ride into tyranny
>>58139398
same
>>58139300
if its a grad scheme they will check.
>tfw she snapchats during and after her shower whilst wearing nothing and cutting off below her shoulders
she's being deliberately lewd, r-right?
>>58139033
Will attend but may just be watching fire...
*wiggles my bum*
eating taco bell spicy sauce with bread
>>58139444
meanwhile she send chad the whole thing
>>58139329
Because people that don't own property still pay taxes and should have a say in how the government they're paying for is run.
>>58139423
Why doesn't Queen Liz have absolute authority yet? She could sort the European mess out by surprise nuking France.
>>58139354
>We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France
>>58139476
"no"
>>58139489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HDzfuYHz6U
>>58139489
Ew, look how close his balls are to her poopoo
>>58139495
>We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France.
Heck lad, I loved him before but now...
Wow this man was truly Nelson's equal... And they lived at the same time.
>>58139458
i thought you were doing a film :(
me
https://www.fb.com/25251142447/videos/10154324042402448/
>>58139590
Considering streaming The Lego Movie at 10pm.
Considering this for my second dating anniversary lads:
https://www.londoneye.com/private-capsules/dining-at-135/
CUTE!
>>58139458
>watching fire...
what
>>58139538
think im too abnormie to enjoy this
i mean, he's a spacker but he's still having sex
>>58139596
what a cuntish thing to do
>>58139628
FOB
>>58139406
Either HURRY UP or stop fucking me about!!
WHERE ARE YOU??
me and the gf
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/713466635634483202
>>58139483
Liz has come too far to risk everything. When Based Charles the Lion of Britain becomes king he will lead a coup against the government with the full backing of the military and give himself absolute authority and hang the traitors in the street and deport all non-whites or send them to the camps he has been secretly building all around the UK in preparation for this.
>>58139664
>needs lines in order to write straight
inbred retards haha
>>58139538
great show, great scene.
>>58139664
Greatest Queen we shall ever have. Did Elizabeth I justice, and will continue to do so.
>>58139626
:))))00000
oky doky leaves more time for doing shower
might order a munchy box
>>58139664
I wonder if she did that old style posh alveolar tap thing when she pronounced "very" as a little kid.
Would have been cute.
>>58139628
>price
>8500
lol no
take her to Novikov, it's really nice, food's excellent, ambiance is good.
>>58139723
>with the full backing of the military
Yeah, no.
>>58139664
d'awww
>>58139731
reminder that scots are such mongs that they need to use a seperate wikipedia for their inbred mong speak
>A junior doctor has killed herself, leaving a message to Jeremy Hunt in her suicide note
bit beggy
how do i reply?
>>58139723
I'd love to see the tartan tories pay for what they tried to do. God shall judge them harshly in hell.
wtf is wrong with you you autistic cunts?
lads i think i could just about afford to live on my own without roommates in a nice place but what percentage of your income is too much to spend on housing?
>>58139787
tell her she didn't get the part because she didn't stay in character
>>58139721
https://twitter.com/ArleneHunt18/status/720714438190505985
porn stars are grooming underage girls on twitter
>>58139713
take a picture of brew dog so i know you're not joking
>>58139723
>deport all non-whites or send them to the camps
he'll turn them into compost which he'll sell for £500 a sack
>>58139787
"HOLY FUCK I JUST UNZIPPED MY DICK NOT MY TROUSERS PLEASE SEND HELP"
>>58139770
no ass desu
>>58139787
you got a financial times phone lad?
>>58139772
let me believe
>>58139721
How do I find a slut like this? I'm a good looking lad but have never been with such a slapper.
>>58139723
I would support this
>>58139772
They swear an oath to the king/queen.
They would be abandoning their duties betraying the monarch. It's the only way the republicans won't win anyway.
>>58139786
She was a qt too. ;_;
>>58139749
Remember to pull back your foreskin all the way.
Classic mistake when showering to forget.
I put on my sister's bra and shirt lads haha
This is so weird how do girls wear this all day?
>>58139779
why are you so easily baited
>>58139838
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY QUEEN YOU FUCKING NONCE
>>58139723
>implying
he has some pretty wonky ideas desu
like embracing the title "defender of the faith" to encompass ALL faith and making Britain a pluralist society rather than a secular one.
he also has strange ideas about Islam and I remember an interview where he talked about Islamic traditions of kingship and vassalage.
maybe he wants to unite the disparate people through shared vassalage to the crown
>>58139841
You're just trying to mate me look a cunt. Fuck off you fanny. At least I turned up
>>58139855
does he carry his bollocks in there haha
>>58139838
with that chin? fuck off
>>58139821
it depends on your upbringing m8. if you were born into money and comfort you'd settle for nothing less than living your own in a clean place in a comfy area. otherwise save your money you're tougher than that
>>58139787
what's up with the colour of your screen
>>58139920
In what way are the scots not mongs?
*sighs*
Alright lads...
>>58139786
any excuse not to work 2bh
>not posting the large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cea-HcPWwAI5GZD.jpg:large
>>58139920
i was just pretending haha!
>>58139959
Blocks out blue light so it doesnt hurt my eyes at night
>>58139931
In the lunatic multicultural world we currently inhabit he has to pander to other cultures. I refuse to believe elderly members of the royal family are not secretly fucking disgusted by what's happening to Britain.
>>58139787
I'm sorry: call me autistic, but that's just not a sound analogy on her part.
The "book" is her life, yes? The book is damaged? the physical book? Not the story? Wouldn't it be more sensible for her to say the story within the book is tumultuous but she hopes it ends well? Why would the quality of the tangible book have any bearing on the quality of the story?
>>58139787
you turn off that god awful fucking filter that doesn't help you with anything
>>58139970
jump off a mountain lad
Sister is refusing to hire a foreign babysitter lads.
She's looking extra hard for a white British one.
>>58139877
The swear an oath because it's tradition.
My dad and two uncles were in the Navy, not one gave a shit about the Queen or the Monarchy. They just wanted a job, make money, travel the world, drink beer and fuck girls.
>>58139787
Sorry, needed to change the catheter.
>>58139723
Are chuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iriNIKeBLY
A R E
C H A R L E S
M O N A R C H Y
N O W
>he didn't wear a kilt to his uni graduation
sad desu
the gf
>>58140034
t..thanks
2035 UK election prediction:
1st: Labour
2nd: Green
3rd: SNP
4th: Lib Dem
5th: Tory
6th: UKIP
Thoughts?
not a big fan of this cheap chicken shop meme desu
>>58140012
You mean Charles who has a history of sucking Islam's dick?
>>58140063
FONT
>>58140035
Then they are traitors for lying.
>>58140033
My parents keep telling me they want a white daughter-in-law or none at all tbqh.
>>58140057
lol niggers
>>58140097
Don't even fucking joke about this
>>58140057
would normally give you shit but you're actually not looking bad Cody, good work
>>58140063
Nose and lips are way to big for that tiny face.
>>58140097
>2035
>elections
see >>58139723
>>58140078
Who is this?
Post more please
>When you trip over a plate of leftovers on your floor
Reee
>>58140063
james here
>>58140097
>Scotland not being independent by then
>Tories and ukip not combining into the thatcherite coalition
>>58140063
any time bird
>>58140078
Nice hair x
>>58139896
dont get water in ears and then put in headphones straight after
can get ear infections very easily doing that
>>58140177
Scotland should be a hole in the ground by then.
>come home
>door is open
>coat hanger on the floor
>nothing has been stolen
what happened lads
>>58139958
>it depends
a nice place would be 2/3 of my income, not sure if im a mug doing that but i couldnt bare living around commoners
>>58140149
it's me
>>58140157
>when you literally spill spaghetti all over the carpet because you accidentally flung the fork out of the bowl trying to post
>>58140052
based
>>58140097
*European Province of England and Wales local election
>>58140052
he's completely correct
public architecture should take unified urban aesthetics into consideration
>>58140078
You can marry me and get British citizenship if you want
spoiler: charles dies before the queen
>>58140117
Considering my dad and one of my uncles were in the Falklands, another at the First Gulf War, you're talking shit.
The entire history of the armed forces is littered with men serving who never gave a shit about the monarch.
>>58140227
show willy
>>58140227
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