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We Wuz Kangs edition
woowee
cara.
doing a jig
lads
>>58144093
That's the most Canadian looking guy I've seen today
>>58144114
>doesn't know Bailey Jay
mate, is this your first day on 4chan?
>>58144090
Not really waiting, just faded
having a go
might get a bowl cut
listen here lads
my mate fingered so many girls back at school that we called him Captain Birdseye
feelen a bit baked lads
>>58144150
Now that you put it like that, I actually do lel
The tranny, right?
>>58144175
outside the underage disco? in carlow?
Wowee
Weather warning: Going to be fucking balmy tomorrow
>>58144211
*takes you out of the oven*
*checks for soggy bottom*
nah looks good
>>58144173
some lass at me college looks like yung lean and got a bowl cut lmao
lass is mute and deadass makes chimp noises, its like something out of acid house
Trying to finish my poo but a bit is stuck :(
Wish I had a framed picture of Nigel Farage
>>58144093
been on /brit/ for the last 6 hours while at work.
When does it stop?
which one should i buy lads
restarted, going full dex weeb
Any lads wanna meet at the pub for a cheeky pint?
Im numb on the inside
a
>>58144271
>>58144269
>>58144260
>>58144252
>>58144275
>>58144291
>>58144295
Awful, just awful posts.
i found that if you take a typewriter, and roll it to the beginning of the page, and type "nigger nigger bum bum" the thingy will be centred
>>58144239
just an attention seeker now desu
>>58144149
not too far off
>>58144305
bender
>>58144275
but ur a neet
Why could most men 60-100+ years ago grow such thick beards and moustaches but a lot of men now can't?
>>58144260
Sorry I don't speak milennial
Can someone translate for me ?
>>58144305
what is this gay shit?
>>58144291
Left one
>>58144271
>Wish I had a framed picture of Nigel Farage
á Ž R
á Ž á Ž á Ž A
á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž S
á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž H
á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž E
á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž E
á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž á Ž D
>>58144275
When you cause a train crash
>>58144320
heh, you think you can do any better?
>>58144305
i hate it when western rpgs have katanas in them, it shouldn't be allowed
and yes i know dark souls is technically japanese but it's based off ye olde europe
time to get ready
(for beddy)
>>58144378
because we're socially engineered faggots
>>58144389
was leaning to that one myself, thanks m8
>>58144378
they were born in the wrong generation
>>58144379
This post is supported by holier than thou upper middle class redditors!
deadass means literally basically f.a.m
>>58144378
Because no one back then shaved
>>58144378
jews did something to the water i think
>>58144378
because you have to groom it for a long time to grow a nice looking beard, which many people don;t bother with
also more estrogen int he environment due to massive use of chemicals/hormones and plastics
Today is my second day of doing absolutely nothing and not leaving the house. I already feel like killing myself lads
>>58144422
>Katana forged in an Eastern land.
>Known for its brisk slashing motions.
>The Uchigatana cuts beautifully and causes
>bleeding, but its blade is easily nicked.
>>58144350
when I level up and i'm going to come and wreck you
>>58144422
well it does say ''they came from an eastern land''
>>58144465
h-heh
>>58144378
anyone decent looking died off in ww1/ww2
>>58144378
testosterone levels are down because men no longer have anything to be proud about. none of them are truly alive.
>>58144305
>be me
>summon sun bro in forest
>use dried finger
>get invaded by 3 people
>2 of them gang up on me whilst sun bro deals with the other
>lose sight of sun bro due to these 2 faggots trying to kill me
>kill them BOTH
'>find sun bro
>kill his opponent with ease as he wasn't expecting me to come back from 2v1
>hi 5 sunbro
>>58144415
Yes, watch this
"Doing a poo lads"
>>58144400
kek
>>58144485
that character is currently sl70 something in lothric castle unfortunately
would love to absolutely heem you with my maracas
>>58144455
What do you count as grooming lad?
>>58144465
that is normie tier m8
>>58144454
She looking to get fucked or what?
>>58144481
>>58144485
yeah but i just wanted to have a general bitch about it in games
it's especially egregious when the katanas are better than the european style swords, like just get absolutely fucked
>>58144527
sticking with the classics - a safe but respectable choice. touche, lad
>it's another katana wielding dex shitter
want to go to sleep, never wake up and end my living nightmare
At work, slow day. Go about, 2 hours left. Cubicle smells like the subway I had for lunch.
Boss hasn't checked on me today. Haven't really done shit this week yet.
Smoke break is in 30 and I got no fags left. Gonna have to bum one. The cheeky redhead never txt'd back.
Guess I'll hit her up when I get home.
>>58144082
>>58144082
>>58144082
we're in here lads, fuck JF OP.
бpaтвa
bunch of niggers out on my street shouting about something lads
The sun's gone dim,
and the moon's gone black.
For I loved her,
and she didn't love back.
craving a subby bf
Huh, amazing... You're all lumpenproletariat automatons
>12 replies
>all to himself
kek
>>58144378
Lamarckian evolution. We shave so don't use our facial hair so our kids aren't born with it.
>>58144611
same haha
>>58144582
Are there any countries that are a lot like Britain?
I'm just wondering just in case Plaid Cymru and SNP get their way and the sun finally sets.
And don't say Pakistan.
>>58144623
fuck off
got sauce on my chips despite specifying only salt
fuming
>>58144633
stay away from the windows
Any of you lads take the train to Manchester Airport?
How long does it take to get from the station to terminal 3?
>>58144378
something something hitler flouride jews feminization
>>58144709
2 hours
>>58144687
Who is that woman. She'd fucking get it.
>>58144398
does the blank post work again?
>>58144709
just get a megabus you twat
>>58144754
me on the left
what's it like to be in love
TURN ON CNN
need sucq
>>58144709
live round the corner from the airport
like a 5 minute walk
Haha, anyone with an Android phone do this
Go to Google Maps, then swipe the white menu from the left
Press 'Your Timeline' and press a date
It follows your rough daily footsteps and creates a timeline path of where you've been
Very fucking creepy
>>58144676
So if I'm an amputee does that mean my children will be born limbless too?
>>58144815
yeah nah fuck off
>>58144778
I dunno.
>>58144701
>Sauce
Jocksheed
This is an ENGLISH only thread
bucks
norfolk
if youre there were watching a film at the usual place
What's the best band to come out of Birmingham and why is it Johnny Foreigner?
>>58144606
1v1 en
Imagine being a baby boomer. You could park with a qtπ coed, and asset prices are guaranteed to rise over your lifetime. You could buy a dozen houses in London and be a billionaire.
>>58144778
like a bag of sand
>>58144754
*opens a bottle of champagne enthusiastically*
gather round lads, i'll pour you a glass
>>58144767
Then I'd need to leave at like 1 in the morning because I have a flight that leaves at 9
>>58144860
only a scot would know the difference, wannabe poof
>>58144860
The Scots can fuck right off back to their seventh daily screening of Braveheart.
>>58144904
>boy love
seems a bit soft this one
I keep clicking this thread by accident haha I must have done it about 20 times in the last hour haha
>>58144815
I feel sorry for your country. This election has got to be the most sorry, pathetic, laughable election in history.
>>58144778
Pennies and sour milk.
>>58144893
>You could buy a dozen houses in London and be a billionaire.
literally what my parents did
>>58144962
hows it going lad
>>58144962
haha what does finland smell like
>>58144947
boomers might be bad but we are even worse
>>58144972
Its, we've been feeling sorry for you for almost 300 years.
>>58144754
>british isles
literally fuck off
Alri, at spoons with the lads
who's your favorite philosopher?
>>58144840
>it thinks that despite stopping at train stations, I was in a car
Fucking dropped
Rate my loo
>>58145038
I get it my dear old chap.
You'd prefer English isles.
But we have to respect the Scottish and the Welsh too.
>>58145072
wheres your willy
/brit/ dark souls fight club WHEN
>>58144840
ffs I didn't know google was saving all my dick pics even though I deleted them from my phone
thanks for looking out la
>>58145034
So why do you always post here.
>>58145120
>dark souls
fuck off
>>58145052
marx
>>58145083
told my local bobby about this one
>>58145083
>lip piercing
>tattoos
>>58144893
yeah but you'd have to grow up before video games had good graphics
>>58145156
Within the last year, she did a little skit on This Week where she was wearing a tunic, do you have that?
You LITERALLY can't find a flaw with communism.
>>58145125
>tagging your photos with GPS data
don't do this unless you're a 6'4 turbonormie
>>58145083
how old is she, 12?
>tfw all my housemates have gfs
>they're always out doing things with their gfs
Going to join the gym just to get out of the house at nigh s m h.
please be mine
hope we all have something good planned for liz' birthday on thursday lads
reminder there are people in this VERY THREAD voting to get fucked in the ass by cuckshit europeans
>>58145209
Isabel? What show lad?
>>58145027
i'd say the shittiness of our generation is their fault as well
>>58145267
Greatest Queen to ever live?
Victoria and Liz I were a tough act to follow but she's done an awful lot.
>>58145328
achieved what? she works in bloody tesco
>>58145328
her mind is distorted to unparalleled levels
>smelly foreigners posting in MY /brit/
OUT OUT GET OUT REEEEEE
>>58145209
kind of how I feel in spain, this country was build by manlets for manlets
there are "people" ITT that want to get married
>>58145364
howling
>>58145350
true
>>58145258
do thety ever ask why you have no gf
Why do I always feel disassociated?
>>58145328
>tfw no lewds
tea's ready
>sat alone drinking purple tinnies for breakfast at 10pm on a tuesday
where did it all go so wrong?
>>58145190
I don't game. Makes me sick.
That said, I recently tried Google cardboard. It's the future. Like heroin. Why do real life when you can be a king married to Natalie Portman in VR?
>>58144119
6/10
>>58144141
0/10
>>58144146
10/10
>>58144184
9.5/10
>>58144371
9/10
>>58144398
4/10
>>58144465
1/10
>>58144618
2/10
>>58144904
7/10
>>58145209
8.5/10
>>58145364
Am I wrong for thinking someone with severe social anxiety shouldn't be working at a retail shop?
>>58145354
well victoria was monarch when we were the strongest country in the world, but at the same time that can be used as an argument against her (its easy when everything is going good) are liz has faced more hardships and change
>>58145418
nah not really, been so long now lel.
Just sent off over 100 phishing emails
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2016/apr/19/study-humans-have-caused-all-the-global-warming-since-1950
>>58145455
>no meatballs
>>58145492
>your post didn't get rated and you didn't get a (You)
fucking hell lads. it's getting harder to deal with these days.
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>58144141
this 2bh
>>58145496
We can just be glad that we've had a good run with Queens I suppose.
>>58145455
>dat cheese
Holy crap, even as non-Italian I am triggered.
>>58145267
t. paki
>>58145506
I just got some spam shit on skype from someone in Korea...
>>58145538
>tfw you miss the days when your dad would come home late for the first time in three months and read old beano annuals with you in bed after making a fort out of pillows
Fucking hell.
r8 aesthetic
and no I didn't shave this morning
>>58145589
I always get contact requests from fake profiles. How did this happen? What is their goal?
dont know if i like caralad any more
Pretty sure I just failed the RBS numerical test haha
>>58145632
nose looks a bit hairy lads
>>58145632
>he spends every day having to deal with mutilated genitals and is perfectly ok with this
Yanks. Not even once.
>>58145632
ZERO jaw
>>58145575
rasheed
>>58145632
are you a virgin?
20 and never worked a day in my life haha
HI TOM!
starting yet another drang hammer build haha
They telling me to stay quiet
Don’t blow the whistle, deny it
They’re threatening me so I hide it
But see right now I have decided…
I only fear my Lord Allah
I only fear my Lord Allah
I only fear my Lord Allah
I only fear my Lord Allah
Only Allah
There used be a time when I was crazy afraid
To stand for my justice – speak up and be brave,..
Just be quiet and behave, don’t go starting a wave,
The leaders they be cheaters and my people enslaved
Now I’m stronger, awake from a slumber
Injustice no longer, For freedom a hunger
You don’t need to wonder, Imma be the one to
Want to bring a thunder, Gonna bring a thunder
Fight the corruption, spark an eruption
Wont turn a blind eye to all your destruction
And I will never put you higher than my Lord,
With Him is my reward, and with this I’m reassured
I swear by the one who holds my soul.
I fear not these threats that I’ve been told
You may think right now your in control
But Allah knows the things you’ll never know.
As I open this message, mom says is nonsense
To think that this live will be changed by a kid.
Now it is our day, and you know we’re not afraid
With empty hands and open mind, will lead them all
to a better way
My enemy is chuckling because me knees are buckling
They took all of my weapons so Im just left with my knuckles then
They know that I’m afraid of all the power that they got
And the people on the street that try to speak gonna get shot
We ain’t got a lot, hope for freedom’s all we got
Revolutions can’t be stopped, coming like a juggernaut!
We tried every way, they don’t hear what we say
Allah hears when we pray, peace and justice today
We stand as your equal, power to the people
Commanding what is right and forbidding what is evil
Tempted to run, when they come with them guns
but I’m standing here cause I fear only one
>>58145723
Nah actually, why? Lost my shit at 15.
>>58145632
fuck off yank twat
>>58145736
You are a fucking cunt
You don't even fucking bother replying to anyone
Fuck off
got what i wanted lads
absolutely chortling like a madman here
>>58145793
Get the Yanks out of /Brit/
Fooking immigrants.
*reads my notes for my exam*
Yes, impressive work
Are brown brogues /fa/?
>>58145466
people who think "game" is a verb make me sick.
>>58145840
God save the king m8.
>>58145915
eternally
I'm going to be best man at my friend's wedding in two months lads.
Also I'm organising his stag party.
Any advice?
>>58145840
good lad
>>58145974
cocaine and hookers
>>58145974
Hookers and cocaine
going to try nofap to see if it cures my acne
about to spliff
>>58146055
Stop eating greasy shit and drinking soda/smoking.
>>58146055
become a vegetarian
cured mine
>>58145915
Yes.
I have these in light brown, would recommend:
http://www.loake.co.uk/byrange/loake-1880/buckingham.html
The Loake shop in Princes Arcade is great.
Got a like on OKcupid.
Feeling pretty good about myself, lads.
>>58146055
try washing your face ya goon
>>58146107
I do those all the time and never got acne m8
22
155lbs
5'11
6.5in willy
>>58146179
Then you're fucking lucky you prick.
>>58146107
I don't eat dairy, I don't eat fast food, I don't eat sweets, I don't drink anything other than water, I don't eat unhealthy shit in general, I shower everyday, I use acne cream, I get plenty of fresh air, I change my pillowcase every night
don't tell me what to do
>>58146127
I have exactly the same shoes in dark brown. Also, the half brogued Strands.
>squinty eyes
>thin lips
>brown shoes
signs of an Underman
>>58146179
congratulations, you have decent genes, now fuck off billionaire
latest piece of shite planned for manchester
>>58146185
YANKS OUT.
>>58146213
No it's thanks to superior Irish genes
>its g-genetic!
My gf
>>58146218
Wait, no I don't. I have them in normal mid brown (not dark or tan).
>>58146222
good looking people often have squinty/thin eyes though
No mowar ded cawps!
>>58146272
Superior for dying, perhaps.
time to fill massive voids in my life with depraved porn
called mummy
thanks to the lad who reminded me xx
>>58146127
>>58146218
billionaires GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58146253
it's cute when old cities try to be modern
like london with that building that looks like something you'd find in your mum's bedside drawer
>>58145732
24 and never worked a day in my life haha
Post QTs
only 52 people in my entire year at uni lads.
>>58146373
>QTs
those are inbred mutants
>>58146352
Good lad
t. Poleaboo
playing mass effect 3 lads
dont spoil anything for me please x
>>58146299
>not having big doe eyes means you have squinty little beady eyes
caught one
>>58146218
>>58146298
Same as me then, really good shoes.
I also have the Rothschilds and the Thirsk boots from Loake.
>>58146253
Odds that it'll set fire to stuff when the sun shines just right?
I'm thinking high.
>>58146389
Doesn't seem that odd
>>58146352
>>58145732
get a job and a haircut you damn hippies
>>58146426
anderson dies
>>58146426
Spock dies
>>58146426
Turns out it was all a dream.
>>58146469
who?
>When leftists tell you that different species can't have fertile offspring and therefore all races are the same species.
Obviously they've not heard of Swordtail aquarium fish which are a stable hybrid of several wild fish.
>>58146468
Ive been studying up until 23
>queen elizabeth is 90 in 2 days
what is it called then, a jubilee again or what
>Be me, some odd years ago
>Decide that I am too scatterbrained to survive alone and must find a wealthy person to provide services for and be the housewife of
>spend almost an entire year doing ads, email conversations, skypes, picture taking
>the pressure of my job making me live with a constant headache but also making me feel great about myself for being so good at something
>mention plans of moving out to parents, not the housewife part
>get told how hard it will be to make it in the big city
>constant doubts and questions and bullshit
>meet with guy, spend two weeks living with him and loving it
>go back home, tell parents tis time
>finalize everything with work, somehow dodging all the questions about what I do
>now live happily with two other guys and have amazing sex with my new owner
>living the dream now and even getting more offers on craigslist, cash for sex offers
>mfw it is the happiest and loneliest I have ever been
>though I probably just have too many issues for sex and money to solve
>double mfw this is literally my only ambition/goal/dream and I have done it and it was nothing and I am not sure what to do with myself
so, a partial victory for me, what are you guys and your dream lives like?
>>58146502
admiral dindu
>>58146328
wish you wouldnt post pictures of me on 4chan 2bh
>when tedious teenage pakis bang on about leftist bogeymen as if anyone outside of /pol/ actually cares
PLEASE REPLY TO THIS POST
>>58146516
did you never get a summer job? mummy made me and i wanted to travel in gap yah so kinda had to
>>58146352
good lad
t. The Queen
>>58146549
It's called the birthday celebration of the greatest monarch to ever live, bar none.
>>58146424
post the other one that shows her bum
>>58146562
you mean the black lad who is voiced by the black lad from they live? i thought he died back in mass effect 2
wanking exclusively to vintage porn now lads
>>58146466
good post
>>58146634
Just work experience, never got paid for it. I'm half Spanish, what do you expect?
>>58146669
cara is a man
http://meatspin.fr/
Great site, check it out.
>>58146685
lolling
you can come stay if you want haha
>>58146695
you will never be
why the fuck are women allowed to vote lads
>>58146647
she's done very little
>>58146719
Where? What's the job situation like where you are?
>>58146720
that isn't what you're mum said last night
>>58146745
Fuck off mate.
You're probably a SNP voter.
>>58146661
you say that now but you'll want a change after a bit
it's the same reason most men stop wanting to fuck their wives after a few years of marriage
>>58146745
>she's done very little
>>58146695
good post
>>58146789
pretty sure she said foy
>when tedious teenage pakis bang on about leftist bogeymen as if anyone outside of /pol/ actually cares
>>58146430
Fuck off.
>>58146549
I don't think we get anything for it.
Just googled though, and it's entirely possible that we'll get to experience her platinum Jubilee.
She'll be almost 96 years old.
That'll be a day off work.
I'm unironically a huge fan of the Queen.
>>58146785
i'm the madrid lad, and it's not great i don't think haha, i'm studying though so dont blame me
was reading and the Romans considered drinking wine neat degenerate so they watered it down and added spices and shit.
>>58146843
me in the bushes
>>58146802
God save our Queen.
>>58146799
I've never really got into extreme porn m8. No traps or horse fucking for me.
I wanna pumble your fannies
>>58146840
thanks
>>58146868
>reading
hat
>>58146826
more like fmy(fuck me yank)
>>58146745
OUT
>>58146426
manchild
odds i wank before sleep
evens i dont
>>58146843
t. paki
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36084216
Fucking hell imagine being royal family
You're always expected to be perfect and you can't fuck up at all
Do you guys realise there is most likely going to be a huge terror attack at the 2016 olympics?
>>58146611
Hey man.
Hey dude.
Hey pal.
going shop lads
want owt?
>>58146942
People say that she does basically nothing but that is a meme that needs to die. She holds like 900 diplomatic meetings a year.
listenin to rap
pretendin im black
some say it's crap
they'll catch some flak
>>58146983
bottle of wine and a bottle of water please
>>58146795
>greatest achievement is living the longest
i'll stick to REAL English monarchs
tallest one is just taller than the HSBC and Citigroup towers at Canary Wharf
>>58146935
t. twat who wears button-down shirts tucked in in his 20s (and probably brown shoes as well) because he's obsessed with being perceived as mature
>>58146860
Quiero trabajar
Lads, I just walked in from my smoke break and found this at my desk, what do?
>>58146978
hey iceland can you put Kerry Katona back on the adverts
ta xx
>>58146942
Absolute madmen
>>58146942
Yes, and never worry about money, or education, or employment. Basically live the Life of Riley swanning around the world and having zero worries other than your hairline.
>>58146976
Euros in France is the easy target
>>58146940
reroll
>>58147003
Will Conkers a fucking English monarch.
SNP voter also gifted with a sense of humour?
>>58147021
suicide
>>58147066
this is why we didn't qualify 2bh
>>58146984
She's basically our most senior and most influential diplomat
>the royal baby literally has brown eyes
HAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
RASHEED STATUS: ACTIVATED
Matched with an Aussie on Tinder.
>>58147095
cheeky
>>58147017
embarrassing riposte manchild
>>58147003
Guillaume lived for a long time
>>58146179
It's not a biconditional statement. If you have acne, then cutting these unhealthy habits will likely eliminate the acne. The reverse isn't true: If you have unhealthy habits, it doesn't mean you will get acne
>>58146999
>bottle of water
health freaks out
>>58147020
lo siento tio, no puedo proveer nada de largo plazo, pensaba que querias un vacacion jaja
Might wank you lads off desu x
>>58147102
Exactly this. Also imagine having the PM's face on our coins. It goes to say that her legacy is assured. There's a reason she's referred to as "The Queen" by nations that don't even have her as Queen.
>>58147123
>>58147123
>>58147190
you wont make me cum x
>>58146744
There are stupid people in both genders
Stupid people vote for stupid parties
>>58147012
quite cool 2bh
it got the go ahead? second city banter is gonna be hard unless brum gets some skyscrapers soon
>>58147129
i'm not hearing any denials
i bet you wore a fedora too before the backlash started
>>58146976
>2016 olympics
there's an olympics this year?
>>58147191
>Also imagine having the PM's face on our coins.
I can only assume you're a fucking retard.
>>58146942
Harry would be the only royal I could stand being.
One that doesn't have a hope in hell of becoming king, but still gets to be a prince and bang underwear models on the reg.
Pic related.
Please post the indian that says let's go boys
