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Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Tibetans + Diaspora + People with desi blood
Not invited: madrassis+ other black people (including negroids, andamanese, filipinos )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiSGq4C36mM
/balt/
>>58138088
>posting muslim rap
>feat. drake
>Drake is nowhere to be seen in this video
>BMW 328i
>filmed in Bramladesh
please stop
>>58138165
Did you know Lithuanian is related to Sanskrit?
You have to start shitting in the forests now.
>>58138088
Holy fuck. That's maximum cringey.
>>58138088
Post best desi memes
Any Indian bros get a Paki gf?
>>58138324
>Holy fuck. That's maximum cringey.
Which one, my OC or the rap video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzDCOwjsH60
>>58138381
The rap video. Your OC is goat
>>58138380
Are you that South Indian hijabi chaser?
pic related is me on the left and my culturally muslim gf on right
>>58138380
delet this
>>58138334
>Post best desi memes
Pic
>>58138281
1. Yes
2. No
>>58138461
north indian master race
Is that actually you m8
>>58138381
>Halal remix
Is this true?
>>58138561
Yes. Please be jealous of my 10/10 Aryan features and my sanskari gf.
>>58138381
>>58138088
PLEASE STOP posting this shit
>>58138531
You don't get a say in this my fellow desi.
No more taking the p to the l for you.
Pay attention to how angry the white boat driver looks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xDUUZ6CvCA
>>58138519
Good meme very accurate never seen another Pakistani claim we're not desi tho
>>58138671
>mfw I thought you were a Hindu masterrace but you turn out to be a Muslim filth
D R O P P E D
>>58138635
Lmao why it's pretty good desu
>>58138600
150 million people living in that tiny piece of land, not larger than Romania, of course it's gonna be filled with poverty
What's up with this "Asura" faggot? Always posting cringeworthy stuff.
>>58138088
>Not invited: madrassis+ other black people (including negroids, andamanese, filipinos )
WOW
>>58138892
He forgot to mention,
Not invited: Dalits.
Someone defend my izzat from >>58138877
>>58138831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGbvyoFtfwo
>>58138892
>darker than a madrassi's butthole
Not welcome
What's life like in Birmingham? I wish I was a Brit Desi.
>>58137960
You make me flush. Why do you have a crush on me?
>>58137991
>see, the thing is कमरा in iAST would be written as kamarA, see what I did?
Man, I do know that bith Hindi and Sanskrit use Devanagari, but I don't care, it's totally irrelevant. It's like someone would have a question on Spanish, and everyone would say him to look up how it's pronounced in Latin.
>>58138877
Asura seems to be keeping /desi/ alive, what's your problem with him
>>58138671
For the love of god, stop. I have never seen anything this cringey.
>mfw all the likes
>mfw people enjoy this
>>58139123
>Why do you have a crush on me?
A little
>>58139181
tyty. pakis are hater
do Australian desis post here?
also where should I do my memesters degree? Looking to go abroad desu
>>58139287
>A little
I-it doesn't answer why, pyara.
>>58139123
Either your problem is with the transliteration, or you're pulling a really elaborate troll.
>>58139435
Sometimes
I remember one posting the last time i was here
>>58139554
this. your hindi-russkie guidebook is wrong in transliteration
Seems quite peaceful today
>>58139727
The paki shitposter is not here today
>>58139727
What's your record distance in 20-20 with CRPF?
>>58139727
Whats up man?
Heard that internet service has been slow in J&K.
>>58139712
>>58139554
Screw off, banderlogs.
>>58139511
>I-it doesn't answer why, pyara.
Pic is you
>>58139727
That's cause march madness is done
>>58139727
Didn't you used to post in /MENA/?
>>58139870
lol.
>>58139973
me on the centre
>>58139973
I'm not a grill, stop it or accept that I have a boipucci.
>>58139727
Do you have some carpets at home? I've seen today a lot of Kashmiri ones.
>>58140158
>I'm not a grill, stop it or accept that I have a boipucci.
You're my girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7zbkTuW5ow
>>58138380
>sticking to desi girls after moving to the US/Canada
>>58140242
L-lewd.
>>58139894
Yeah with curfews and all
>>58139973
>>58139975
Yup
>>58140158
Yeah, Kashmiri carpets and shawls are quite famous. Also I had them at my home
>>58140368
Post 'em. It's interesting to look at Kashmiri interior design.
>>58140368
>Yeah with curfews and all
Are u muslim or are you a real Kashmiri?
>>58140311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6BtpIzIiM
If you know what I mean ;) :P
>>58140467
Wanna webcam?
>>58140368
We replaced them with wood floorings months ago :^]
>>58140467
>Are u muslim or are you a real Kashmiri?
>>58140467
>Are u muslim or are you a real Kashmiri?
you cant be both?
>>58140467
>Are u muslim or are you a real Kashmiri?
>>58140668
He's trolling. The majority of Kashmiris are Muslim.
>>58140601
>Wanna webcam?
Yea so badly baby but I don't have a camera. If there was only someone who could get me one?
>>58140634
>>58140668
muslims are immgrants from Sindh
>>58140778
Nice le troll, almost got me
>>58140467
>Are u muslim or are you a real Kashmiri?
You wanna throw hands bruh?
>>58140778
>>58140776
get a room, you 2
>>58140280
>Race-mixing
Good goy. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for brown children
>>58140467
>Are u muslim or are you a real Kashmiri?
>>58139727
ikr and its on the first page
>>58140828
>You wanna throw hands bruh?
Bring it on identity thief
>>58140827
Why question was as serious as cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs
>>58141092
>We must secure the existence of our people
lel
>women's hairy arms
Eeew.
>>58139797
YOU CALLLED, POOTHAN. LAHORE IS BETTER THAN YOUR WHOLE PROVINCE
PREPARE TO GET MEMED
WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND INSHALLAL MUGHALS
POO IN LOO
NOT IN THE SHOE
COW DUNG CAKE
I LOVE TO BAKE
@58141220
You just want (You)'s. I ain't giving you
>>58141238
>punjabiandpakigirls.jpeg
>>58141295
oh benchod aa gaya!
>>58141295
Aaaaaaand it's ogre
GN EVERYONE
>BE SOUTH INDIAN
>BE AN INBRED KALLU MALLU
>BE NORTH INDIAN
>BE COVERED IN HIS OWN SHIT
>>58141236
>uttar pradesh and bihar
Holy fuck, can we just give them to nepal
>>58141236
Bihari master race reporting in
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_states_ranking_by_fertility_rate
>>58141367
>BE PAKISTANI
>BE INBRED AND COVERED IN HIS OWN SHIT
>>58141238
>not liking peach fuzz
Gay
>>58141295
>lahore
>better than KP
you wot m8? We are having a blast every day!
>>58141409
Kyaa teraa lund baRaa hai?
>>58141542
A top-notch conclusion.
I like it on boys, though.
>>58141334
She's from Armritsar.
WOWZAH
>Be Infant
>Sacrificed to Dinkan
DINK'D
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO
>Be Indian Child
>Get filled by Brit boy Prince
PAKI'D
>Be Indian Girl
>Get raped 113 times
INDIAN POLICE'D
>>58141409
>Be Indian
>Be infertile
>>58141452
>Be worse than Bangladeshi
JUST.PNG
>Be Indian
>Shave head for luck
>Fertilize head with cow dung
>Be Indian MP
>Have rape charges
>Be Indian
>Require government authorized pass for whatsapp
>BE INDIAN
>>58141543
Please die in one too or let me continue exploding myself in your family.
>>58139108
its alright not my cup of tea though personally, food is good tho
t. someone from birmingham
>>58141627
>Kyaa teraa lund baRaa hai?
Bahut zyada. Imagine a fire hydrant. Now imagine that in you.
>Be Indian Atheist
>Get Mickey Mouse'd
>Be Indian Muslim
>Get porked'd
>Be Indian Hindu
>Get bombed'd
>Be Indian Sikh
>Get sicced'd
;^)
>>58141675
>Be Pakistan
>Cut off the sensitive part of your dick
>Because a fucking arab paedophile told you to
>Be Pakistan schoolchild
>Get shot in a terrorist attack
>Be Pakistan
>mum and dad are brother and sister
>BE PAKISTANI
>>58138088
What's everyone upto?
>Be Indian
>Get border controlled
>>58141759
>Be Pakistani Atheist
>JUST
>Be Pakistani Muslim
>JUST
>Be Pakistan Hindu
>JUST
>Be Pakistani Sikh
>JUST
>>58141784
Calm down baba ramdev
Bharat humko jaan se pyaara.
Sub se yara gulistan
Jai ho
Jai Hind
Jai Bharat mata
Humara bharat bhummi duniya se shaan hai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXBlgP4zW7o
>>58141748
I'd like to get a realistical graphical representation.
>>58141798
Browsing the internet, nothing special.
>>58141931
7x6.5 here
u?
Looks like ceasefire here ended lads :^[
>>58141784
>Be Indian School child
>Have to sit with Indians
>BE INDIAN
JUST.PNG
>Be Indian
>Mother got raped on the rape bus
>You have a new father now
>BE INDIAN
CURSED.PNG
>>58141839
>BE INDIAN
>JUST
JUSTKILLMENOW.PNG
>>58141931
>I'd like to get a realistical graphical representation.
;) XDXD
>>58141856
I'm calm, just come back from a long day of school ready to do some shitposting
>>58142027
>Be British Indian
>Get fiddled by Pakistani teacher
JUST
>>58142004
>Be Pakistani
>Literally jsut Indian anyway
>>58142027
>school
underage b&
>>58142027
>school
>>58142027
>>58142004
>Be Pakistani
>Listen to Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Life is good m8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Ui2deAKr8
>>58142113
>image.jpg
>>58142090
>Be Indian
>Artificial state by the British
BRITISH'D
>>58142093
>>58142113
Yes you cucks, the London SCHOOL of Economics
its my university
>implying school ends at 9pm
>Pakistani girl will never spit in your face
How do you live with this feel
>>58142153
Salaam-Alaikum bhai
>>58142159
nice damage control. Did you have a nice nap during recess? How many stars did you get?
>>58142153
>Be Pakistani
>Artificial state by the British
...
>>58142215
>Be Indian
>BE MADE IN BRITAIN
>>58142214
ebic burns bro
>>58142275
KALLU MALLUS CANT GET BURNED
>>58142264
>he has to live in some 3rd world shithole
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
brb gonna cook dinner for a bit
>>58142159
Why the fuck would you say school instead of university?
>9pm
Go sleep, you have school tomorrow
Hmmmm...
Well /desi/
>>58142323
nice
>>58142330
dunno, uni, school, same thing if you know you're talking to a university student.
t. native english speaker
>>58142324
>He's an Indian
>>58142389
That's a good thing. Just shows desi sperm is top quality.
>you will never be road man
>you will never go to kings college london
Why live
>>58142389
JUST
>>58142389
>mfw Canadians will have 4 inch dicks in the future
>>58142330
>>58142393
also no uni tomorrow, plan for tomorrow is clean my room, eat and then meet my friends at the pub.
>>58142389
wanna know why?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9794577/The-abortion-of-unwanted-girls-taking-place-in-the-UK.html
almost 100% sure this is p*njabis
>honour killings, forced arranged marriages, disowning family members, aborting girls
p*njabis every time
>>58139727
Holy shit, I take this back
>>58142413
>tfw only half desi living in a developed country
>tfw you're full desi living in the subcontinent
>>58142459
>Kings College
more like Strand Poly-tech amirite :^)
>>58142516
Punjabis join the ranks of Bengalis as savages that must be exterminated.
Why are Gujjus the best? Literally the based desis
>>58142652
>POOJEWS
HAHHAHAHAHA POO'D THE JEW
>>58142579
>his Mother or father got cucked
WOWZAH
>>58142652
>be a disputed war zone
>still be better than most Indian states
Hey there untouchables, I've got a little story for you. Today at work two IT-technicians sat in the lounge and discussed what kind of food they should get for lunch. They heard that in the canteen an indian stew was being served. Upon hearing this, they the better part of ten minutes constantly badmouthing your country, how your entire existence is repugnant and your race of subhumans are filthy to the very core of your souls. I agreed with them completely.
>>58141967
I don't measure its girth, it's stupid.
>>58142706
>his Mother and father are related
JINKIES
>>58142579
>more like Strand Poly-tech amirite :^)
What did he mean by this
Why are madrassis so ugly?
>>58142797
Kinda hurt my feelings m8. Why would you say those bad things about us?
>>58142797
Thanks for the blog. Please keep us posted.
Also, we hate ourselves and each other more than anyone else could.
>>58142797
Did you guys talk about your respective wifes bulls too?
>>58142829
>His father got cucked by an Alpha English/Paki Male.
>>58142847
translator's note:
KCL is on a road called 'The Strand'
Poly-technics are an old type of university where people learnt trades instead of academics.
So to make fun of KCL people call it strand polytechnic
>>58142797
Thanks for reporting their racism to your masters, Sven. Now back to your cuckshed
>>58142918
>British """"""humour""""""
>>58142884
wut
>His mum got fucked by her brother
>>58142918
Haha XD
SO RANDUMBBBBBBBBB TEH PENGUn Of D0oM
>>58142969
>mfw a child of a cuckold replies to me
>>58142956
ah yes canadian humour, le making funny face man jim carey or le indians and le white people are le different t. russel peters, very impressive
>>58142979
ah yes pakistani humour, going into a fit of rage over a picture of muhammad, very impressive
>>58143066
absolutely butthurt
>>58143025
>mfw inbred is able to read and write
how?
>>58142159
>LSE
jealous 2bh
>>58143106
>absolutely butthurt
oh don't be beta, i'm sure there are some funny canadians
>>58143118
>mfw I could be one the who cucked your parents
Enjoy my genes, Patel
>>58143066
MUAAAWH, INDO-BRIT HUMOUR
>>58143128
>tfw got my undergrad from the top uni of holland
>tfw getting my masters from one of the top unis of uk
>tfw considering a phd
Does anyone have the video of that cute Indian RSS girl saying Hindus will destroy muslims?
>>58142516
>and then meet my friends at the pub.
haram Tbh
>>58143161
>oh don't be son
What did he mean by this?
>>58143170
>be pakistani
>grow a big beard, walk around in a night gown and rape children just like your prophet
>>58143221
NVM I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3RZKWzPJDo
If I don't abort my daughter I will raise her like this
>>58143221
>CUTE
LITERALLY HAS A VAGINA ON HER FOREHEAD LMAO
>>58143272
DO YOU HAVE RAPE FANTASIES ANON?
>>58143248
you said 'absolutely butthurt', so i said don't be butthurt child.
>>58143238
j-just gonna have an orange juice
>>58143221
gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde32Yo3nzI
btw why so many brit flegs in here
>>58143323
>british humour
>>58143310
Are you on a sex offenders register anon?
>>58143391
I can be if your mother wants me.
>>58143323
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde32Yo3nzI [Embed]
TYTY <3<3<3<3<3
Sanskari kudi. Parents raised her well.
>She said "kass-mir" instead of Cash-mir
LOLOL.
>>58143385
all me (not even meming ;_;)
>>58143390
>see Indian people have names like Rajeet and white people have names like steve Whats the deal with that
t. most famous canadian comic ever
>>58143458
It's cash-miuh
>>58138165
Lithuania
>>58138272
Canada
>>58138281
India
>>58138324
Pakistan
>>58138334
United Kingdom
>>58138380
Canada
>>58138381
Canada
>>58138440
Pakistan
>>58138461
Canada
>>58138519
Canada
>>58138531
Lithuania
>>58138561
Canada
>>58138578
USA
>>58138600
Canada
>>58138618
Canada
>>58138635
Pakistan
>>58138656
India
>>58138671
Canada
>>58138751
United Kingdom
>>58138831
Canada
>>58138839
United Kingdom
>>58138853
Serbia
>>58138877
India
>>58138892
Finland
>>58139061
India
>>58139082
Canada
>>58139108
Canada
>>58139123
Russia
>>58139181
Serbia
>>58139213
Pakistan
>>58139287
Canada
>>58139435
Canada
>>58139511
Russia
>>58139554
India
>>58139678
Serbia
>>58139712
Switzerland
>>58139727
India
>>58139797
Pakistan
>>58139870
India
>>58139894
USA
>>58139902
Russia
>>58139973
Canada
>>58139975
Serbia
>>58139979
Switzerland
>>58140040
Switzerland
>>58140158
Russia
>>58140242
Canada
>>58140280
USA
>>58140311
Russia
>>58143552
(you)
>>58143465
>british humour amounts to pointing out obvious things
>>58143214
The ideal son my mother always wanted. Instead she got me.
>>58140368
India
>>58140433
Russia
>>58140467
Canada
>>58140601
Russia
>>58140634
India
>>58140668
USA
>>58140744
Pakistan
>>58140776
Russia
>>58140778
Canada
>>58140827
India
>>58140828
USA
>>58141074
Switzerland
>>58141092
Canada
>>58141101
India
>>58141184
United Kingdom
>>58141220
Canada
>>58141236
USA
>>58141238
Russia
>>58141295
Pakistan
>>58141318
India
>>58141334
USA
>>58141362
Switzerland
>>58141365
India
>>58141367
Pakistan
>>58141384
USA
>>58141409
Canada
>>58141452
UK
>>58141516
India
>>58141542
India
>>58141543
Pakistan
>>58141597
India
>>58141627
Russia
>>58143622
>Canadian humour is using a leaf for a flag
>>58143622
>Pinnacle of Canadian humour: add "eh?" at the end of anything
>>58143654
the irony of it is that I fucked up high school
got into the dutch university on a misunderstanding on their behalf (that they corrected in subsequent years)
didn't really do much in my first year except smoke ganja
and then in the second year suddenly became an Ace student.
>>58141675
Pakistan
>>58141699
UK
>>58141748
Canada
>>58141759
Pakistan
>>58141784
UK
>>58141798
India
>>58141811
Pakistan
>>58141839
UK
>>58141856
India
>>58141870
Canada
>>58141931
Russia
>>58141967
Canada
>>58141992
India
>>58142004
Pakistan
>>58142018
Canada
>>58142027
UK
>>58142076
Pakistan
>>58142090
UK
>>58142093
Canada
>>58142113
India
>>58142116
Canada
>>58142152
Canada
>>58142153
Pakistan
>>58142159
UK
>>58142160
Canada
>>58142211
USA
>>58142214
Canada
>>58142215
UK
>>58142264
Pakistan
>>58143844
Please read >>58138088
Blacks are forbidden from entering /desi/
>>58143805
same desu never been a great student
im at a meh tier uni and have done alright this first year, hope to maybe be in a similar position to you eventually. it is a long shot but it has happened (people from the uni going to do post grad at LSE) if i work my arse off
>>58142275
UK
>>58142323
Pakistan
>>58142324
UK
>>58142330
India
>>58142389
Canada
>>58142393
UK
>>58142413
Pakistan
>>58142446
Canada
>>58142459
Canada
>>58142461
Canada
>>58142486
Pakistan
>>58142516
UK
>>58142539
India
>>58142579
UK
>>58142652
Canada
>>58142706
Pakistan
>>58142768
India
>>58142797
Sweden
>>58142825
Russia
>>58142829
UK
>>58142847
Canada
>>58142870
Canada
>>58142873
Canada
>>58142884
Pakistan
>>58142918
UK
>>58142955
India
>>58142956
Canada
>>58142969
UK
>>58142979
Pakistan
>>58143025
Pakistan
>>58143066
UK
>>58143106
Canada
>>58143118
UK
>>58143128
India
>>58143161
UK
>>58143170
Pakistan
>>58143214
UK
>>58143221
Canada
>>58143238
UK
>>58139870
Also
26 metres in 11 seconds
>>58143969
yeah just get a first, then you're options are open. Also if its a mediocre uni, maybe just make up the slack on your own? Like teach yourself whatever relevant skills and theories, if they're not teaching them well.
>>58143248
Canada
>>58143272
UK
>>58143275
Canada
>>58143310
Pakistan
>>58143323
UK
>>58143385
UK
>>58143390
Canada
>>58143391
UK
>>58143425
Pakistan
>>58143458
Canada
>>58143465
UK
>>58143508
Pakistan
>>58144264
>>58144108
>>58143859
>>58143677
>>58143552
Srsly stop it
>>58144264
Abstract form of shitposting, I see
>>58144264
>>58144108
>>58143859
>>58143677
>>58143552
Muahhh, the new "NOT DESI"
>>58144403
It's just a lame copy-cat, people did this before to get attention on int because it's not administrated at all
>>58144178
>26 metres in 11 seconds
Are you physically challenged?
>>58144590
if enough people report surely something will happen?
that's what happeend to our dear other friend itt
>>58144693
No, the army is mentally challenged and I want to give them a chance
>>58144693
Can u crawl any faster after being riddled with bullets by BSF?
#EndAFSPA
>>58144729
No, lmao.
Pakime can keep resetting his router so nope.
>tfw no qt 3.14 chinky NE gf to bang nonstop
And you can't even be accused of yellow fever :')
>>58144835
Yellow fever :)
>>58144926
She's '"""Indian""" mate
:')
>>58145010
She is still yellow :^)
>>58144835
>http://m.ibtimes.co.in/chinas-first-lady-mistakes-north-east-students-chinese-another-identity-woe-north-easterners-609480
All my keks
>>58145086
This yellow fever shit is killing me man. Doesn't help that the desi girls here are bitchy entitled whores, but after banging 2 taiwanese grills and a jap exchange student I literally can only see yellow. Someone cure me ffs
>>58145255
Look up the japanese women's soccer team.
>>58145255
post pics of aussie desi grills faim
>be india
>get torn apart by mr skeltal
>>58144729
Yeah but it took hours last time
>>58145196
>We are not Indian.but unfortunately were in India.we want to stay freely with our own people
Kek.
>>58146126
Are chinkis the niggers of India in terms of whiny-ness and sense of entitlement?
>>58146126
>Hometown Wenjiang, Hunan, PRC
>India
The rejects of the 50 cent party
>>58146309
>Are chinkis the niggers of India in terms of whiny-ness and sense of entitlement?
Chinkis are niggers everywhere. They always complain about racism. Perpetual victimhood for the slit eyes
>>58146309
>niggers of India
p much except us are the n*ggers of india
Godse dindu nuffin
>>58145440
It's not helping man, all the asian grills that aren't completely westernized are qties and act feminine n shit.
Meanwhile the desi grills act bitchy as fuck, (one fucking roastie signed my number up to a fucking telemarketing promotional site (wtf?), flipped the shit at her) and there's quite a bunch of self-hating ones running around that act contemptuously towards desi dudes (after they see you with a white grill their attitude does a 180*, it's fucking pathetic how disgusting they are)
>>58146403
>p much except us are the n*ggers of india
What was your thought process behind writing that particular statement?
>>58146887
The one in the middle is alri.
>>58146987
Butterface/10
She'll age like ghee
>>58146378
Not really everywhere, just wish they'd learn the native language already
>>58146901
pretty much EVERYONE except us (g*jjews) are the n-words of india
>>58145760
r8 my oc
>>58147246
Fucking hurts so badly seeing this picture.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/
>>58147246
Kek
>>58147156
le happy gujjew
>>58147333
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/
This is for >>58147145
>>58147246
like it
>tfw
Who's up for creating a DesiMasculinity subreddit
:^))))^)))))
>>58147529
we don't suffer the same problem as east asians
if i put a wig on you guys and shaved your faces, you'd still look nothing like girls
>>58147529
>Who's up for creating a DesiMasculinity subreddit
We don't need a subreddit thread to prove our masculinity we have gang-raping
What's the Hindu equivalent of haram? To illustrate:
Muslim: Eating pork is haram.
Hindu: Eating beef is ...
>>58147620
>shaved your faces
get the fuck outta here
>>58147624
>We don't need a subreddit thread to prove our masculinity
It's a good business opportunity we can sell PUA shit to desperate betas
"ONE WEIRD TRICK TO FIRANGI PUSSY"
>>58147887
>Eating beef is ...
पाप
paap
>>58148002
Thanks.
What are you doing?
>>58147903
misunderstnading the post
>>58147887
mahapaap
or maybe tamasic
>>58148150
>What are you doing?
Studying for my arts elective exam
u? Are u in uni? What u studying?
>>58147887
gaumata ki gosht paap hai
>>58147526
Fake. They never met each other.
>>58148339
substantiations for that claim?
>>58148281
>Studying for my arts elective exam
Arts? You're a painter, sculptor?.. Excuse me if it's a silly question, maybe 'arts' means something different in Canadian education, I wouldn't know.
Nope. Just jerk off, occasionally go out for a walk or an interview. To somehow combat the senseless nature of my life at this point, began studying Hindi a few days ago.
>>58148296
Oh thanks. By the way, what's the difference between ka and ki? I know their general idea of the relation between an item and an attribute/object (gau ki gosht - 'cow meat', klas ka kam - 'class work') tho.
>>58148697
>Arts? You're a painter, sculptor?.. Excuse me if it's a silly question, maybe 'arts' means something different in Canadian education, I wouldn't know.
Arts is like english, anthropology, language, business classes at university. Basically any course that is not quantifiable, and thus, pure bullshit.
>To somehow combat the senseless nature of my life at this point,
Why so sad?
>>58148697
>By the way, what's the difference between ka and ki?
Mata is female (even though ends in masculine -a) so it's ki instead of ka. Altho, in some dialects people will say ka b/c they only look at gender as opposed to the meaning of the word.
>>58148697
Ka and Ki usage is totally made up. Depends on the gender of the object.
People learning Hindi mess them up without fail. My Telugu friend used to hate it with a passion when I was teaching Hindi to her.
>>58147016
They all do. 95% women do. Only men age like fine wine
>>58148697
>>58148988
Also, it's "Gai KA maans/gosht", not ki.
>>58149045
>Only men age like fine wine
This
Men get better with age. Voice deepens, more mature look, get stronger jawline.
>>58149050
No it isn't see >>58148881
depends on what dialect u speaking
>>58149207
>tfw only redpilled people in this thread are Canadians
What makes us so much more intelligent, breh? Why do these normies act like ignorant scum-sucking bitches?
>>58148881
>Mata is female (even though ends in masculine -a)
Well, at least it's obvious - 'mom' can't be anything but female after all. It fucked my brain, tho, when I found that kitaab is feminine in Hindi even though in Arabic where it comes from, this word is masculine.
>Why so sad?
I'm often told why I'm so depressive or look so sad. I don't know why I shouldn't. I don't have any reasons to be.
>>58149050
Where are you from?
गाय is feminine, so it'd be nice to learn in which dialect there's revere gender agreement.
>>58149290
Nigga there are hundred of dialects in India.
First learn and master the basics. Then you can focus on the small details. Maybe try to learn Delhi or Mumbai dialect.
>>58149274
>What makes us so much more intelligent, breh?
Superior genes, superior education.
>Why do these normies act like ignorant scum-sucking bitches?
Cause "muh equality". Normies are most autist of them all
>when I found that kitaab is feminine in Hindi
Most educational related things are feminine cause Saraswati is goddess of knowledge.
>>58149475
>>Why do these normies act like ignorant scum-sucking bitches?
>Cause "muh equality". Normies are most autist of them all
>>when I found that kitaab is feminine in Hindi
>Most educational related things are feminine cause Saraswati is goddess of knowledge.
this is for >>58149290
>>58149475
>Most educational related things are feminine cause Saraswati is goddess of knowledge.
Even a table, lol.
Thanks, bhai, you really helped to sort things out.
>>58149475
>poonjabi
>superior genes
*does a Surya namaskaar* Salam Aleikum, my name is Ilya-ji
I'm a 27 year old Indofile (desiboo for you mleccha) I speak Hindi in the Delih and Mumbai dialects and train with my tava daily
>>58149593
W-what is this.
>>58149714
Literally you. Are you on autism-bux?
>>58149756
Do you speak of the future me? I'm just 21. And what's the deal about practicing with a frying pan?
>>58149290
I speak standard Hindi.
Do not go for any dialects, just learn proper Hindi if you want to.
And like I said, the ka and ki are used based on the gender of the object, which are totally arbitrary.
I'll give you an example,
You'll never hear anyone say
"Gai ki doodh" (Cow's milk); it's always "Gai ka doodh"
Another, "Kamre ki Chabhi" (Room's key); but "Kamre ka darwaza" (Room's door).
Native speakers find it easy because we've been speaking this way since birth, but new learners find it incredibly maddening.
![tumblr_nad4aefb8x1r2swomo3_r1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BDgAApq.gif "tumblr nad4aefb8x1r2swomo3 r1 500[1]")
>>58149815
pic related
>>58149526
>Thanks, bhai, you really helped to sort things out.
NP lol. It's a very confusing language.
Consider the case of ethnicity:
It's feminine but if you say Punjabi people think of males or mix males and females. To refer explicitly about women you change -i to -an
as in Punjaban.
Indo-aryan languages (besides Sanskrit) aren't every orderly.
>>58149593
>performs a hindu namaskar
>proceeds to utter an islamic greeting
>>58148296
>gaumata ki gosht paap hai
Gaumata ka gosht khana paap hai
Ftfy
>>58149891
>It's feminine but if you say Punjabi people think of males or mix males and females. To refer explicitly about women you change -i to -an
>as in Punjaban.
I love pecularities kek.
>>58149879
I don't watch Korean cartoons, sorry.
>>58149825
Well, it may be purely accidental but 'milk', 'key' are feminine, and 'door' is masculine. Should I watch for the 2nd word maybe?
>paki poo poster ded
neat
>>58150157
Its Chinese cartoon you ignorant prick.
Also learn a word's gender when you learn the word. No neutral genders in Hindi.
masculine = ka
feminine = ki
>>58150239
I think you are the shitposter falseflagging. Watch as he "magically" shows up now.
>>58150157
That's what I've telling you.
The ka and ki are used based on the gender of the second word.
For masculine, ka; and for feminine, ki.
But there is no criteria to orderly assign genders to objects, that's the whole problem.
>>58150239
Are you the KPK anon?
>>58150316
>Its Chinese cartoon you ignorant prick.
>>58150316
>Also learn a word's gender when you learn the word. No neutral genders in Hindi.
Dude, in my language there are 3 genders, so I'm pretty aware of its importance.
>>58150377
Oh sh~~. I thought for some reason you were referring to the first word. Gosh, I need a rest, the head is aching from lack of sleep.
>>58150316
>>58150377
And it's really nice of you to spend time on a silly Ruskie faggot like me.
>>58150512
>Are you the KPK anon?
yes
>>58150316
It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
>>58150377
how are you supposed to use "baarish" and "barsaath" properly?
Been struggling with that shit since birth
>>58150561
do you have a qt pashtun gf?
>>58150634
>implying he goes outside
>>58150595
>baarish
is the Hindi word of Sanskrit Varsha so masculine
>>58150634
[spoiler]No, there is no such thing as a Pashtun gf here. You have
a Pashtun wife.[/spoiler]
>>58150692
Do you know someone who resorts to bacha bazi?
>>58150692
>tfw no qt pashtun wife
i have a recurring dream of returning to pakistan as an engineer and finding an impoverished, but qt pashtun wife from a village i helped reconstruct
>>58150557
Fuck off. Go take out a couple of ribs so you can suck yourself.
[spoiler]:3[/spoiler]
>>58150595
I thought they were both interchangeable? Although barsaath might not have Sanskrit origin.
>>58150739
No, it's not very common in Pakistan.
>>58150789
Me too, anon. Pashtun women are faithful and will love you unconditionally
until you die.
>>58150815
>>58150595
Also Baraash means deluge
while barsaat is regular rain
>>58150561
>It's 4 o'clock in the morning
Another night wasted on films and shitposting.
>>58150890
>until you die.
Sounds creepy. What if she poisons you.
>>58150923
What's that?
>>58150923
JUST
>>58150890
>Pashtun women
JUST
>>58150902
You are wrong. Both are interchangeable.
>>58150950
I knew I worded that wrong after I posted it but you get the meaning.
>>58150950
>What's that?
Samsara
>>58150950
>poison you
>poison the only person that she can depend on
>poison her honor
>>58150965
>Tfw going to die of a heart attack in my 50s anyway so its all good
based family history
>>58150595
Aaj Baarish hogi. Feminine
Gaaliyon ki Barsaat. Feminine
Don't look at me, I don't make the rules.
>>58150970
>You are wrong. Both are interchangeable.
idk that's the way I've heard it used
https://youtu.be/Ejoj_eKIBiM?t=11s
>>58151020
>He JUST watched Samsara.
pleb.
>>58151063
Fuck off Asura
>>58151063
Isn't music haram
>>58151020
>Samsara is a 2011 non-narrative documentary film, directed by Ron Fricke and produced by Mark Magidson, who also collaborated on Baraka (1992)
Wow, I read about Baraka.
>>58151027
But she'll get your property, won't she?
>>58150950
pick up or download a copy of urdu an essential grammar.
i'm not sure, but did i share my mediafire account with you? that has a metric fuck ton of resources for desi languages.
>>58150965
if she doesn't balloon like most indian women do to become fat aunties, i'm ok with a pashtun wife
>>58151081
>He JUST watched Samsara.
Watched it ages ago. But it's my go to film when I want to sleep.
>>58151153
No, they become rail thin of malnutrition
>>58151163
I suggest Watchmen: Director's Cut. very comfy movie to fall asleep to.
Kipunada?
>>58151105
>But she'll get your property, won't she?
And do what with it? You are forgetting that a Pashtun women
depends completely on the husband. They do not work so you
are to provide for the family. If the husband is gone the there will
be no one to provider for her. Of course, the in-laws will take care of
her and her kids (if any) but still it's pretty bad to be a widow.
>>58151081
>>58151098
Deen squad reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAWsFgEg9uQ
>>58151212
t. hamplanet
>>58151118
>i'm not sure, but did i share my mediafire account with you? that has a metric fuck ton of resources for desi languages.
Does it require signing up? Since I don't have an account, then probably you didn't. Would be nice, desu.
>>58151212
>I suggest Watchmen: Director's Cut. very comfy movie to fall asleep to.
I watched it, the animated fragments are neat.
>>58151217
Oh, I see. Was silly of me.
>>58151353
naw, i'll just give you access to my account. write your email, i'll send you a link and some instructions. you can upload shit there as well
>>58151315
T H I C C
>>58151212
>I suggest Watchmen: Director's Cut
Thanks la.
>Kipunada?
Aur kaun
>>58151217
Why are u into women that don't get educated and come from cultures they can't stand on their own feet?
>>58151399
>do you have more?
>>58151440
>i like a strong, independent woman who need no man
>>58151440
Don't think hes into Punjabi kudiyaans
>>58151474
nah, faim. This is literally it. Heres another though. Theres a nice one with two desi amateur NRI making out and sucking on tits and pussy/ I'll have to search for it.
>>58151440
>women that don't get educated
I don't think so. Educated women are preferred.
>cultures they can't stand on their own feet?
wat
>>58151534
>wanting to take care of a woman and deal with her bullshit for the rest of your life
feel bad for you senpai
>>58151658
Do you have any/many siblings? I got an older brother (4 years difference).
>>58151634
Hey don't put your email on this site. Delet this
>>58151634
https://archive.org/details/azu_acku_pamphlet_pk6725_o576_1996
>>58151753
I have four brothers and five sisters.
>>58150789
except, pashtuns are super racist to indians/desis
>>58151743
>wanting to get divorced 3 years into the marriage
>wanting to shell out child support and alimony every year to an ex-wife who instantly gets married to a rich businessman a few months after the divorce
JUST candidate right here
>>58151634
looks like i already sent it to you. your address was in my log.
sending again in case you can find it useful
>>58151810
Doesn't really matter if it's a throwaway account. I remember that Gay Commie Sikh got drunk one day and put up his phone number.
If u nigs are gonna use email use a temporary one
Ex/
https://temp-mail.org/en/
>>58151877
>What is prenup?
Lmao, stay mad Brendan
>>58151837
what if im kashmiri?
>>58151910
>not having a throwaway account for porn/facebook/free shit
*swirls trenchcoat*
>>58151902
lel. I remember that day.
>implying brendan didn't have a signed prenup
>>58151961
>what if im kashmiri?
muslims can't be Kashmiri
>>58151902
What happened?
>>58152038
where were you when chamcham was outed as Brendan?
me? I was browsing cunny threads.
>>58152002
Did anyone even call him?
>>58152046
>What happened?
Anti-India got drunk and took his attention whoring to the next level and posted his number. Don't remember whether anyone called him or not.
what did they mean by this?
>>58152186
He also "pretended" to beg for money and asked people to be his friends.
>>58152115
baneposting on /tv/ when i came across brendan's imdb
i think he has several alt accounts alongside chamcham on his imdb forum shilling for him
>>58152210
desis are the most sexually repressed people in the world
they get off to images of women with the slightest hint of cleavage
>>58152354
dat naval though
mmm, would love to suck on it like a lollipop
>>58152395
i've never understood the obsession behind licking navels
is it just a southie thing?
>>58147156
>t. Poojew Patel
>tfw the russkie is gone
>feel irrelevant once more
>>58152507
2bh its very symbolic while being "conservative". Its a patrician fetish.
>>58152507
>is it just a southie thing?
He said replying to a gujjew
>>58152584
I-I'm here.
>>58152507
You never got a guy's tongue stuck in your navel apparently.
>>58152630
welcome back
>>58152630
OUT HOMO.
I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE FSB AND I AM NOT JOKING.
>>58152666
You're the 2nd Canadian infatuated with me. W-why?
>>58152612
i usually see it in mallu films though
Time for a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
>>58152725
Fuck off retard. Stop having such a high opinion of yourself.
>>58152775
that song reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0EF_Jo2A1I
/desi/ was a mistake
>>58152775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND8zFVanbcA
GOAT fillum
>>58152735
>mfw jacked off to tentacle rape orgy with Gore.
>>58152735
Nobody else made """" erotic"""" films.
>>58152780
Why did you have to jump on a A-hole waggon?
>>58152864
>All Bollywood films are softcore pornographies
>>58152885
I am the driver of the A-hole wagon.
>>58152885
Are u in love with me?
>>58153205
>>58153331
>>58152885
homosexuals KILL YOURSELVES
>>58153425
>homophobe
I'm not gay. The Russian literally looks like this >>58139973
>>58153548
He's a cross dresser.
Literally, I would kill myself.
>>58153653
>I would kill myself.
Well, what are you waiting for?
>>58153697
>>58153777
I gotta hand it to you. You are one fucking dense bastard for a paki.
>>58153777
>mfw the dumb shitposting paki starts WW3
>>58153777
>777
Sub-Continent Nuclear Holocaust confirmed
>>58153835
>POOTHAN REPLIES TO ME
Literally everyone hates you guys lmao.
>>58154003
Is this your guys's version of North India vs South India?
>>58154059
Jesus do they have to copy everything
>>58154003
I don't hate them.
>>58154127
t. Gaddafi "Little Bachas are my lachas" Tarmeem
>>58154059
>mfw all provinces are shit compared to Punjab
>>58154285
more like POOnjab
>>58154324
new thread where, niggers?
>>58154481
Go ahead and make one then.
>>58154603
If I make it, I can't bump it. Someone whos going to sleep should make it.
>>58154633
Ill make
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