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nvited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Tibetans + Diaspora + People with desi blood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delhi_Metro
Not invited: madrassis+ other black people (including negroids, andamanese, filipinos )+ dalits
>BOMBARDIER
Thank you based Canada for building metro trains.
WE WUZ MUMBAIKAR N SHIT
r8 my vada pav
>>58154889
tasty/10
>>58154889
I don't eat madrassi food
>>58154779
>pakistanis
>desis
pakistanis are central asian/iranic/turkish people who belong in the deserts of arabia. not in the mudhuts of the gangetic plains. please remove us from the invited list
>>58155299
pakis would hit this >>58138592
>>58155869
Yeah I'd hit it
Hit it with a bat until it died
>>58156063
Wow, posting this on r/4chan: greatest /desi/ banter
>>58155380
Baloch and Pathans maybe. Anyone else is desi as they come. /desi/ should be renamed to /saarc/ tbhwymgm
>>58156132
My great grandfather was British and his wife was Russian. ;^)
>>58156132
Nope my Dad's half Pathan and his 23 and me test came back 97% South Asian
>still no quote
>still no tunes
>still no /desi/ written in various subcontinental languages
Asura confirmed for worst /desi/ OP
>>58156270
also /Desi/ is written with capital D so I had to add a new filter just because of this faggot.
>>58156227
use gedmatch
23andme isn't good for shitskins, it's only good for euros
>>58156297
This, who the fuck does that
>>58156227
Pathans are still Iranic closer to Iranic people culturally and linguistically speaking
>>58156195
BLEACHED
>>58156227
The other 3 percent
>>58156360
Northern European (Finnish specifically)
>>58156445
KHAN'D
>>58156445
KHAN'D
>>58156445
KHAN'D
>>58156445
KHAN'D
>>58156455
>>58156461
>>58156475
>>58156507
>>58156552
>be born a paki
>have only desi and mongol genes
>look like gaddafi
>next president of US will kick him out
When did everything go so wrong? Is he the most unfortunate man in ZA WARUDO?
>>58156638
It could've been worse. I could've been born madrassi or black.
>>58156686
At least you're not gujjew or Bangladeshi
>>58156706
>Trump wins the election
>Pakistan gets nuked
>mfw
>>58156780
>Trump wins election
>Annexs Pakistan
>Go to USA with the lads and beat you up
>>58156810
WE AMREEKAN NOW
>>58156302
>>58156227
this, 23andme isn't good for non euros
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1l87nGSIYTP-h7m-VKjB-BZcuEoWdz765nU4f_krOdd4/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
>>58156847
What to use? I want to know how white I am
>>58156897
I can tell you that for free.
You are 100% madrassi
>>58156897
gedmatch, 23andme raw data into that or ancestry
>>58156847
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1l87nGSIYTP-h7m-VKjB-BZcuEoWdz765nU4f_krOdd4/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
rajasthani: 48% madrassi, 35% balouch, 9% various euro
#FreeBalouch
"Im basically a mix between Balouch and White, I have a bit of South Indian in me too"
#MixedRaceDoItBest
>>58156847
>kerala-nair
>37% Baloch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58156847
Almost joined that with my email
Shit that was close.
>>58157051
doesn't mean you're 37% baloch, just means 37% of genes are same
>>58157047
I'm Punjabi Rajput.
>>58157051
BIG BALOCHI LUND
>>58157092
My great grandfather was one
>>58157012
>yfw kallu mallus are less madrasi than gujjews
>>58157134
We're basically related now. What pind was he from? What district? What religion?
>>58156847
>Bengali
>30% Baloch
I CALL BULLSHIT
>>58157173
Bhutta Wahan in what is now Pakistani Punjab
He was Sunni Muslim
>>58157325
>Bhutta Wahan
Is that Lahore? Im originally from Lahore before Jinnah made our family move
>He was Sunni Muslim
Damn, the worst kind of muslim.
>tfw Ismaelis are Islamic mastersect
>>58157385
No it's about 800km from Lahore.
My family was never really that strict with islam t.bh. There has been a lot of intermarriage with shias in my family.
>>58157385
PRAISE JINNAH
NO DIRTY MadrasSISSYS IN LAHORE
>>58157385
>be """""""""martial race""""""""""""" sikh
>flee from lahore during partition
>flee from india during 1984
>avenge sikh ancestors by mercilessly shitposting on an Azerbaijani carpet-weaving board
>unintentionally fast for 24 hrs
>didn't even notice until recently
What's the big deal with Ramadan? It doesn't seem so bad.
>>58156847
>Panjabi Jatt
28% South Indian
39% Baloch
10% Caucasian
12% NE European
WE
>>58158274
Did you drink water?
>>58158352
Nah my man.
>>58158376
Did you have to pray to and arab moon god 5 times?
>>58158453
*an
>>58158453
Do you faggots also wash your dick before you go take a piss? Somalis here do it and its gay as fuck.
Somalis are some of the most hypocritical and backwards fucks ever
>>58158453
>implying Allah is an Arab moon God.
Looks like you fell for the fedora memes.
>>58158501
>washing your penis before you pee instead of after
For what purpose?
>>58158554
So its haraami or something like that.
Musallas never evolved past 1500s
>>58158501
Do they wash their dick in the sink or something?
Also you're supposed to wash it after you take a piss.
>>58158554
You're right
brb going to bomb a Gurdwara in the name of Allah swt pbuh
>>58158625
yes, they wash it in the fucking sink, before pissing.
Also why wash dick after? hmmm?
Happy 4/20!
I'm omna smoke some dank weed now
Blaze it
>>58158668
>Also why wash dick after? hmmm?
My mom told me if I didn't wash my penis with water after I did peepee Allah would burn off my private parts on judgment day.
>>58158728
Happy Hitler's bday day!
>>58158731
My parents only told me to wash under the foreskin to prevent smegma build-up
Indian parents>>>>paki parents
>>58158625
>brb going to bomb a Gurdwara in the name of Allah swt pbuh
>tfw the mother of a distant relative's friend was stabbed 8 times last month by the son's Muslim friend
>tfw the reason the Muslim friend stabbed the guy's mother is because the son didn't want to convert from Sikhi to Islam
Meme's aren't funny anymore.
>>58158728
>tfw haven't smoked weed since October
>>58158768
>not going on an autismal rampage against muslims because of this
lmao @ ur life. Where in US are you?
>>58158770
saale haramkhor in aulad
>>58158854
Bhaiya can I smoke some weed in your country?
>>58158931
fuck off, you aren't coming here with that gay accent of yours.
>>58158854
>literally has WEED man for a president
>>58158854
Trust me, I really wanted to at the time, especially when I saw pics of the wounds. I don't even know these people, but I was furious.
>Where
California.
>>58158963
Living the dream.
>>58158963
>California.
So that's explains the time difference.
>>58158768
>the Muslim friend stabbed the guy's mother is because the son didn't want to convert from Sikhi to Islam
a true muslim wouldn't do that
not even memeing, exmuslim
>>58158962
JUSTin Trudope
>>58159015
He would use a bomb, not a knife.
>>58158963
did she died? Is he in jail?
ITT:DIASPORA
KYS MY WOMEN
Paki Gaddafi is a cuck and was probably molested too.
He is literally pro-cuckold
>>58159096
If he was British, he would be offering his sister and mother to the rape gangs instead of white grills.
>>58158959
I'm still coming bhaiya hahahhaaaha xD
>>58159015
Canada
>>58159032
Canada
>>58159055
Pakistan
>>58159072
United States
>>58159096
Pakistan
>>58159129
Canada
>>58159152
Malaysia
>>58159096
I'm only pro cuckoldry if the bull is Balochi
>>58159193
You missed about 70 posts. Start from the top.
smdh @todays trols, dey cnt evn do it rite..
>>58158987
Where are you?
>>58159015
>a true muslim wouldn't do that
Whatever you say brother. He literally went to a Mosque before doing it too.
>>58159032
The pics I saw of her were when she was in the hospital, so I assume she survived. The guy was arrested. I don't know what happened to him after that.
>>58159223
I don't know, that story sounds fishy to me. Maybe he or the mother insulted islam/the prophet, maybe the kid was fucked up in the head from the start. It's illogical for him to stab someone because they don't want to convert to islam, literally isis tier.
>mfw Lahori women literally line up to be bred by Balochi bulls
>>58159271
>I don't know, that story sounds fishy to me
There probably is more to it. You don't have to believe, but everything I said did happen.
>literally isis tier.
Are the isis guys not Muslims? Who decides who is a Muslim or not?
>>58159392
>Are the isis guys not Muslims
not according to most muslims, read up on khwarij and what the ottomans thought of wahhabis
>>58159392
it must be on the news hmmm?
>>58159306
>mfw Baloch women line up for Chinese and Punjabi cock
Wowzah
>>58159468
>all women line up for bihari laundas
>>58159480
>mfw MadrasSISSYS and Poolochis think they can get women
>>58159498
>Be Lahori
>get bombed in a park
JUST
>>58159531
>Be Balochi
>Actually be Indian
JUST.PNG
>>58159435
I checked to see if it was reported online when it happened, but I didn't see anything on Google. I still can't find anything when I search "Muslim stabbing California" and set the time range to the last couple of months.
Remember the Gurdwara bombing in Germany that I posted about? That wasn't reported anywhere either except on Sikh news sites, one or two Indian news sites, and Facebook by people who saw it. Maybe we're not relevant enough?
>>58159556
You need to up your bro-tier ness famborghini
>>58159556
>Searched "California Stabbing"
>"Lawn pooping incident leads to stabbing in California" is on the first page.
>>58159556
Go fuck yourself diaper head. Fucking kaffir scum deserved it
>>58159722
reported to local Gurdwara
Sikh death squad enroute to your location
good night you faggots.
I leave you with some apes singing about welfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw
>>58159770
Hey, baby. Wanna fuck
>>58159427
>not according to most muslims
Most Muslims and most people of any religion do not seem very devout either. I never resort to the knowledge of the laymen Sikh for example. The laymen's opinion of a religion doesn't mean much.
>read up on khwarij
I read the first couple paragraphs of the wiki article. They were an ostracized group notorious for declaring Muslims as non-Muslims and killing them right? Would they have been ostracized if they only bothered Kuffar?
theoretically speaking, which race/ethnicity would your ideal girlfriend/wife be?
>>58159788
Ask the russian, he's probably down with it.
But you'd have to get in line after Asura.
>>58159787
Please stay up
>>58159787
>Bone Thugs
Sleep well pleb.
>>58159810
French
>>58159810
Puerto Rican
>>58159810
>wife
Same race/ethnicity as me.
>>58159885
good taste
>>58159915
interesting, why?
>>58159915
>Poor/POOrto Rican
KEK
>>58159960
I've seen alot of Puerto Rican girls with the perfect mix of Euro, latin and african features.
>>58160054
this you :^) ?
fair enough tho
>>58160054
>African
WE
>>58160616
o-oh, I see. Take it easy with the lewd there bud, that pic is a bit alarming
>>58160616
>>58160679
>true best girl
>not Katsuragi
I'm disappointed
>>58160716
2bh Katsuragi isn't a terrble choice, however those daddy issues take her down a few points
>>58160750
DUDE
Do you want me to spam images from /d/?
;^]
>>58161009
would up your shitposting
I'm on nofap tho so pls don't
>>58161045
that doesn't do anything for my dick even in my nofap state
>>58161067
I wasn't trying to get you a boner
>>58160970
10-20 is the best range
>>58161045
me on left
>>58161045
delet this
I got work tomorrow.
Night /desi/
>>58161145
Here's one 4 u too
;°)
>>58161145
Good night leaf man
>>58161176
>>58161190
good night heathens
>>58154779
Canadian leaf stop making desi bread you are not invited no one likes you
>>58161259
Oh, not you again
The homo Russian left so leave
>>58161259
you are literally a half iranian sandnigger arab with a whore for a mother who can't speak neither arabic or farsi
wew
>>58161302
Says the
Leaf
E
A
F
>>58161512
>His dad had to pay to shag a slag.
>>58161527
Oh shit this retard again
>>58161541
>oh shit this retard
>nobody wants you in this thread
L M A O
M
A
O
>>58161190
Welcome to NSA watch list enjoy your stay
>>58161557
Where is my slav bro
>>58159858
>Ask the russian, he's probably down with it.
>But you'd have to get in line after Asura.
Asura. That Russian pussy is mine
>>58161592
Hell and you should go there as well
>>58161592
filming your mother sucking cock
>>58161669
>names asura
>"get in line after asura"
Learn English for god aake
>>58161259
>Canadian leaf stop making desi bread you are not invited no one likes you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7zbkTuW5ow
Let me do things to your Iranian body plz
>>58161690
>>58161675
I just want to be friendly you guys keep on harassing me
>>58161733
Kill yourself and if your moms free, tell her I have 20 bucks.
Right or left?
>>58161731
That first comment on that song suits you
>>58161710
>Learn English for god aake
Similar to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyfoi5rEP20
Angrazi aundi nahi
>>58161733
>>>reddit.com
I'll offer 30
>>58161762
Right or left?
>>58161763
Are u single? Kudi or kusari?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNS01KV6PmM
>>58161762
Right of course my friend
>>58161798
Get a life for god sake
>>58161763
Please put on a trip, it makes sure your identity is safe.
We don't want copycats of your gimmick.
>>58161812
>god sake
Go learn English for gods sake.
>>58161824
Don't get it
>>58161798
is... is that buggy?
>>58161839
Put a #xyz after your name.
>>58161857
Done
>>58161762
Right man. She can use me to warm up heh. Heh. He he. Heh
>>58161869
congrats ur 4chan account is now safe from hackers
>>58161857
>being new fag
>>58161837
God sake is perfectly fine grammatically and spelling wise, you dont need the apostrophe when not using plural, what are you implying Pakistan? Needed to be Allah's sake?
>>58161894
>>58161869
Hey answer this >>58161802
>>58161802
I don't get it and yes I am single
>>58161945
>I don't get it and yes I am single
Kudi= girl
kusuri= tranny
Are u a girl or a tranny?
What does /desi/ think about this?
>>58161979
Wait where is the 3rd option ?
>mfw this thread has now devolved into /b/
>>58162016
>Wait where is the 3rd option ?
No. Are u a tranny or a girl?
>>58161984
All pakistani lies. Well known fact that Indians invented the iphone so can get it cheaper than Swiss.
>>58162032
*evolved
>>58161984
I don't feel any more ashamed to be half desi and half Iranian from seeing that.
>>58162055
No answers
>>58162072
What do you mean my brother
>>58162032
Are u jealous I have two bitches on this board, the Russian and the Farsi from UAE?
>>58162136
I am going to give you my Canon 6D
>>58162100
I mean that pic just solidifies the fact that I hate my desi side, man
>>58162136
>pic
>>58162168
Aw okay it's just average though
>>58162136
>farsi
>person
>>58162177
>le censorship anime and lewd jokes Xddddddd
>>58162168
Post a pic of your arm or something?
>>58162158
U know I like u too. Babe, come to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7m_od7YGzg
>>58162177
Waeboo
>>58162216
Not a homo
>>58162237
>Implying you are not a patan
>>58162195
Dude, desi people suck. They're rude, smelly, have bad fashion taste, always stare, always want a discount, and hate women and dogs for some reason
Iranians are too full of themselves too
>>58162237
I'm not either. We are too straight men physically expressing our enjoyment of each other's company.
>>58162259
Iranians are selfish
Brits are white pride and racist
Can't say others since I'm not them
>>58162257
>patan
Kys
>>58162259
>mfw remember watching BBC debate
>Iranian women gets btfo by Jews
I wish that would happen in real life too
>>58162292
>>58162216
I'm very skinny.
>>58162320
>tfw Iran will lose to Israel in your lifetime
>>58162259
>rude
Not at all. We are the most polite people that's why we have 3 levels of formality, tu, tum, and aap.
>smelly
True.
>have bad fashion taste
Saris are the best
>always stare
True
>always want a discount,
That's how we got rich
>and hate women
Not falling for "muh equality' =/= women hating
>dogs for some reason
Koran says dogs are gross
Who is the Indian parent, your papa or mata?
>>58162288
>mfw my dads side of the family hates me for no reason (desi)
>and my moms side hates me because I'm getting in the way of my grandfathers will (Iranian)
Shit is crazy, man
>>58162326
/fit/ time
Get a 2 kg dumbbells
Eat some protein food also food with fibre to avoid stomach upset
Start with 2 kg do 50 reps in 4 set
2nd week make it 100 reps
3 Rd week make it 200
4th week get 4 kg again from 50
And go on like this
>>58162375
Not too interested in lifting mane, I love being skinny
>>58162326
>all that hair
Def have farsi in your blood ;) ;) XD :P
>>58162361
>>mfw my dads side of the family hates me for no reason (desi)
They hate you because Indians believe children are the ethnicity of their mother. To them you are an Farsi therefore illegitimate heir.
>>58162393
>Not too interested in lifting mane, I love being skinny
Same
>>58162352
>that's how we got rich
It's called being conservative isn't it?
>>58162393
YOU NEED TO ATTRACT MERIKA GIRLS CMON DO IT
Great reddit thread bros
Upvoted.
>>58162418
I believe they hate me because my dad's the youngest brother, and I'm half Iranian. They never liked my mom and desi culture is ageist as fuck
>>58162136
I ain't your bitch, bitch. Stop objectifying me.
%;3%
>>58162352
Wow I thought Asaura is àn paki or bangàli turns out to be an Indian but you are the best Indian on /int/
>>58162438
>TFW broke up with my equally skinny qt half Spanish half Arab gf
Kill me please you don't know these feels
>>58162465
>ageist
wtf is that?
>>58162496
>à
what with this? you french?
>>58162499
Awww Spanish Arab must be looking good
>at least you had her
>I never had one
Oh wow, great.
The worst posters of /desi/ are here.
Call me when its real desi hours instead of this shit.
>>58162440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRqdXqk4Q_c
How do u want your gift?
>>58162465
>and I'm half Iranian
This is the main point. Trust me.
>>58162479
>I ain't your bitch, bitch. Stop objectifying me.
Shut up bitch. You're gonna see what a real desi munda really is.
>>58162496
>bangàli
Too fair to be a bengali
>paki
Too smart to be a paki
>Indian but you are the best Indian on /int/
Tyty
>>58162499
bost bic
>>58162529
Not French but I do learn French and I had dual keyboard
>>58162559
This and consider this >>58161984
>>58162535
She looked super fucking cute. Liked Japanese fashion and shit too. She was insane though, her personality didn't make up for it
>>58162529
Believe that age is superior to everything, like if you had two people, one was a doctor and the other was some old homeless bum with STDs a devout desi guy would trust the bum more because hes older
>>58162559
If I bost bic you guys will reverse image search and find her tumblr where she's talking shit about me. I deleted all her pics from my phone because I couldn't handle it ;_;
>>58162604
I know Arab girls have a lot of attitude towards boys but ultimately they get married to their cousin. So no use
>>58162629
No gf liar.
>>58162604
>Believe that age is superior to everything
युक्तियुक्तं वचो ग्राह्यं बालादपि शुकादपि ।
अयुक्तमपि न ग्राह्यं साक्षादपि बृहस्पतेः ॥
Words conjoined with reason should be perceived from a child as well as a parrot. Those devoid of reason should not be grasped, even coming from Śrī Bṛhaspati himself. (Guru of the Gods)
>>58162599
>Not French but I do learn French and I had dual keyboard
Bonne chance, mec. Si tu veux, nous pourrions le parler.
>>58162556
>Shut up bitch. You're gonna see what a real desi munda really is.
Show me then, Abo.
>>58162670
Wait Indian in Swiss ????? What ??! For real ??? Never heard of it
>>58162599
>consider this >>58161984
what? that's just a way of representing per capita income.
>>58162686
Brother I use Android app to learn french I go to classes only for Russian
Hell bois, do you love me?
>>58162604
>Believe that age is superior to everything, like if you had two people, one was a doctor and the other was some old homeless bum with STDs a devout desi guy would trust the bum more because hes older
This guy isn't desi. In order of importance to Indians:
Education>Wealth>Caste>Age>Sex
This is well established.
>>58162686
abd I'll teach u a lesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sim5-rD_bY
>>58162731
>Education>Wealth>Caste>Age>Sex
>
>This is well established.
i love it how asura has an order for fucking everything.
>>58162703
You are richer than middle east
>>58162730
Ayy palm oil
>>58162733
Do you use Internet explorer to post or your ISP is dead slow why the hell do you post late?
>>58162691
well, there are a few indians here, but I'm here temporarily on ''''secret mission''''.
>>58162686
You have our empress
>>58162779
RAW ALERT RAW ALERT RAW ALERT
>>58162669
here is bic then
>>58162720
>Brother I use Android app to learn french
You're serious? No actual book with grammar, exercises, audio?
>I go to classes only for Russian
Is it pain in the ass to learn or tolerable for you? And why?
>>58162752
>i love it how asura has an order for fucking everything.
Without order, chaos prevails- Asura
>>58162730
>Hell bois, do you love me?
Babe, I got a lot of love.
>>58162758
Im browsing other pages too
Dont come here often because /int/ is too uninteresting and shit
This general is also shit but I still browse it anyway too see if anyone has taste
Didnt find anyone yet
Okay, you want to talk about French and Russian go to /fr/ or /rus/.
>>58162730
Fuck off Ankush
>>58162758
>Ayy palm oil
It's destroying the economy of the country now.
>>58162833
Bhaiya will we ever meet?
>>58162798
>RAW ALERT RAW ALERT RAW ALERT
oh fuck! you shouldn't have said that..
>tango to charlie, tango to charlie
>please neutralize this nigger in UAE
>>58162814
I am interested in Russian culture and there are many slava /b/Ros in my area they are friendly
But learning Russian is pain in ass and tongue twister
>>58162731
I consider myself more Iranian than Desi anyways pham
>Roleplaying
>/b/ tier devolvement
>Not even topics relating to /desi/
>>58162809
She looks Jap more like Asian QT
>>58162850
>Bhaiya will we ever meet?
This is for paramatma to decide.
>>58162857
Just learn Urdu and enjoy Indian's 2nd and 3rd most patriotic song (national anthem obv not included)
>>58162879
>I consider myself more Iranian than Desi anyways pham
You kinda have to you've been ostracized from the Indian community lol
>>58162887
Every general is like that.
>>58162897
She tries to look Asian, yeah. Damn she was cute, but at least I got my use out of her
Never get attached to crazies man, never
>>58162809
>taking pictures like a chinki
Why lower yourself?
>>58162912
I kinda speak Hindi I had friends I can speak to Indian shop like
Bhai o juice kitna hai?
Kasai hai
>>58162931
>use out of her
You gave your d damn it
>>58162912
>ostracized from the desi community
Every desi I meet doesn't even think I'm half. Even with my name. Every mosque I go to people think I'm full desi and every time a desi dude sees my nametag at work they assume I'm full desi
Same goes with Iranians. Guess I look so good they just want me to be a part of their culture :^)
>>58162918
No, it isn't pathan.
This is basically /soc/ + /b/ right now
>>58162958
Yeah so what? What more is there to give. With crazies your d is more than enough
>>58162912
>This is for paramatma to decide.
I will find out who you are and then we can go to the nude beach together ;)
>>58163007
SHE IS MINE SHOO SHOO GO AWAY
>>58162931
How was she crazy?
Wait let's pause here
/desi/ did you notice?
Most of the Irani here are of mixed race
What is happening to Iran
What did Rouhani mean by this?
http://www.tasnimnews.com/en/news/2016/04/18/1051798/iran-can-satisfy-india-s-energy-demands-president
>>58163014
>I will find out who you are and then we can go to the nude beach together ;)
Wreck beach (nudie beach) is next to UBC. I'll c u there ;)
>>58162964
idk who u are but I want u on my team too.
>>58163076
>Most of the Irani here are of mixed race
>What is happening to Iran
My cuz married an Irani girl too. Iranis moving up in the world, that's what's happening
>>58163024
Depressed, constant mood swings, threatened to break up with me just so she could hear me ask for another chance (didn't actually want to break up), refused to talk to me about her feelings about anything, instead bottled up all her emotions and constantly gives me the cold shoulder instead of talking about it, accepts the fact that she's a bitch (her own words) and doesn't want to do anything about it+doesn't feel bad about it, I could go on.
>>58163022
She literally begged to swallow my cum at one point.
>>58163125
Oh my god what kind of whore is this
>>58163125
>>58163108
Meet me there in 20 minutes ;)
>>58163125
>She literally begged to swallow my cum at one point.
astaghfirullah
Are u a muzzie or are u a real desi?
>>58163149
Well she did have more sexual partners than her age when I met her (17) , and some REALLY ugly dudes. Like so ugly its disgusting. She prolly stayed with me because I look like a god compared to her exes
>>58163202
>I look like a god compared to her exes
lulwa
>>58163183
It's just a part of intercourse nothing wrong
>>58163202
>being Arab girl
>>58163183
She's 'Muslim' too. All my brothers lost their virginity before marriage also. Whatever.
>>58163202
>because I look like a god
post pic
>>58163228
>me
>being 1/2 Irani
>being Christian
>>58163183
>tfw no gf ever
How can I get girls over there ƒam?
>>58163222
I mean, that's not saying much though. I don't consider myself a god, but I am to them. They were all ugly Asian dudes/ Asian jerks. She has a big Asian fetish still, and denies it. Dumped me for an Asian dude after we dated for over a year, then dumped him after a couple days.
>>58163202
>Well she did have more sexual partners than her age when I met her (17)
Goddamn. Why would you get with a girl like that?
>>58163265
Use palm oil for lube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fRNtqD2UBU
Fun fact: Just like in human, male peafowls (called peacocks) are the better looking sex.
>>58163265
>How can I get girls over there ƒam?
u need solid girth.
>>58163283
God! where can i find such a cum dumpster?
>>58163247
I literally laughed, thanks
>>58163284
I thought she was cute. I felt pity for her. She said she wasn't like that anymore. I was lonely and depressed. She felt like my ideal gf other than that. (At the time)
>>58163283
Chinese (asians}) has a small todger hehheh
>>58163307
RAW pls be like James Bond at least
>>58163307
Pure luck got me her, dunno how to replicate that BAKA DESU SENPAI
>>58163303
Next desi bread title is peacock what do you say?
>>58163303
>u need solid girth.
:(
>>58163295
I'll strap some to my body
>>58163323
>RAW
raw agents doesn't look like pic related.
>>58163345
good effing luck!
>>58163382
they look like this,
>>58163382
It wasn't good luck man, sure sex was nice and all but fuck. The emotional trauma after the breakup SUCKS. unless you can date a girl for so long and feel nothing the entire time, sure bit Jesus fuck.
>>58163303
Thanks for the song it sounds kewl
>>58163395
>pic reaction
>>58163323
>RAW pls
Confirmed Indian roleplaying as an Irani. I had suspicions before but this confirms it.
>understand hindi
>Refers to Iranians as Iranis instead of "persian"
>knows about RAW
How does it feel to be outed by Asura?
>>58163349
>Next desi bread title is peacock what do you say?
Sure
>>58163307
>God! where can i find such a cum dumpster?
Secretariat Building, New Delhi
>>58163404
>>58163428
RAW memes on pol?
>>58163428
>I had suspicions before but this confirms it.
yea same, he also says pathan which no one but desis say
he also types like a retard and admits he cannot speak a lick of arabic or farsi
>>58163404
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog
>>58163428
Persians àre pure race not mixed and they speak persian
>>58163469
Give à visit to UAE it's filled with paki and Indians I was educated in an Indian school
>>58163490
Post your arm/hand
>>58163479
Damn. I should've thought about that before.
>>58163428
>Secretariat Building, New Delhi
not her
I'm going to sleep, here's a pic I took while at a Japanese garden that's in my state.
>TFW too poor to travel
>TFW I've never left the country
>TFW there's nothing I want to do more than travel the world
Hold me
>>58163510
स्व्भावं न जहात्येव साधुरापद्गतोऽपि सन् ।
कर्पूरः पाव्कस्पृष्टः सौरभं लभतेतराम् ॥
A good person never gives up his nature even when he is caught in calamity. Camphor caught with fire emits more frgrance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_HaezV0DqI
Another fun fact: I'm Kangana's boyfriend. I've turned her from feminist to sanskari.
>>58163564
Plz stay awake
>>58163587
indian confirmed
>>58163587
>Senpai no reverse search
I posted mine >>58162418
U can't even reverse search these things.
>>58163564
>too poor
>living in hamburger
>>58163584
arr you Madhavan?
>>58163587
DELETE THIS PHOTOS OF ME NOW!
>>58163584
It's 3 am here man
>>58163578
She wasn't a good person.
According to the 2012 WIN-Gallup Global Index of Religion and Atheism report, 81% of Indians were religious, 13% were not religious, 3% were convinced atheists, and 3% were unsure or did not respond.
In 2005, about 1% of Pakistan was reported to be atheist, and by 2012, the figure rose to about 2% according to Gallup.
The Sri Lankan national census does not provide an option for no religion.
This is supported by a 2008 Gallup poll which found 99% of Sri Lankans considered religion an important aspect of their daily lives. Only Niger, Bangladesh and Indonesia scored higher than this.
In a 2009 Gallup survey, more than 99% of respondents from Bangladesh replied that religion is an important part of their daily life.
India confirmed for best Desi nation
>>58163622
Poor people live here too baka
>>58163587
kek, confirmed for paki roleplaying as an iranian
why are you fucks so deluded and so pathetic that you pretend to be iranian or arab
>>58163604
No?
>>58163626
What I don't use palm oil
>>58163654
India is the great land of spirituality, even material atheism has a place in """"""""""""""Hinduism"""""""""""
>>58163635
>It's 3 am here man
idc. Be a man.
only low tests sleep b4 5am
>>58163624
>arr you Madhavan?
I might be a bollywood star.
>>58163654
>India confirmed for best Desi nation
No doubt. Best desh desu
>>58163665
I met some paki dude who literally said to my face he was Iranian. I asked him why Iranians call themselves Persian and he had no response
>I-I'm iranian and not paki guys!
>>58163701
Bhaiya I will post a photo of my hand so I can be like you xD
goodnight
>>58163692
Wtf is that guy on your man
>>58163635
>She wasn't a good person.
was using it for you.
>>58163722
>>58163733
>>58163743
>>58163665
We got him boys.
>>58163743
Oh. Thanks ;_; I needed that
>>58163622
Why did u post your facebook picture? Are u stupid? I told you to post your hand
>>58163722
>>58163665
>doing this
...
>>58163722
I'm not the youngest poster on /desi/ anymore
>feel good.jpg xD :p
>>58163654
> Religion
> bad
>>58163578
How long are you in swiss, m8?
>>58163490
che xabar; ahle kojayi?
>>58163654
>The Sri Lankan national census does not provide an option for no religion.
Based Lanka.
>>58163780
he's literally asking for it
>posting your facebook pictures on 4han
>pretending to be iranian when he's literally a paki
>>58163786
Hey we caught a paki pretending to Irani. He's too shy to post now
>>58163828
Add me
>>58163789
>>58163786
not him but I suppose the point is that India is the only cunt that doesn't coax people into denying they're irreligious, which is a good thing 2bh.
>>58163828
>pretending to Irani
how do you know he's paki?
>>58163845
why are you pretending to be iranian?
are all pakis this inferiority complexed that they pretend to be iranian or arab
>>58163778
>>58163755
one more face for the '''face of /int/'''
>>58163828
Damn. Y'all ravaged him
Why would you pretend to be half Iranian? I guess I'm just so used to being an actual Iranian that I never really glorified it
>>58163828
Okay 4chan in UAE is illegal inget 50k fine please delete for god sake
>>58163863
oh! bc.. long time no cee
>>58163874
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
What happened?
>>58163870
>I'm just so used to being an actual Iranian that I never really glorified it
you sneaky bastard
>>58163874
>Okay 4chan in UAE is illegal inget 50k fine please delete for god sake
/desi/ doesn't like seeing people fall like /pol/ rest of /int/ or /b/. Relax we won't do anything.
>>58163870
Aren't you glad you stayed up?
>>58163863
>how do you know he's paki?
He posted his facebook picture when I told him to post his arm/hand. Who the fuck does that?
>>58163906
WE CAUGHT HIM
>>58163888
>>58163914
>>58163907
>>58163864
Don't ruin my life CMON anon
>>58163874
you can also ask to get it removed from the archive
pro tip: don't be dumb when using this site
>>58163907
It's true. And when Iranians call themselves Persian, everyone just wants to be exotic.
>>58163874
Srsly why did u post your FB pic?
>>58163922
Okay promise me don't spam / add on fb
>>58163941
Pls delete it fast
>>58163886
Hey! How are things?
>>58163870
>Why would you pretend to be half Iranian?
Pakis have identity issues.
>>58163922
I am. I'm laughin lmao
What the fuck my PC just woke up from sleep. Fucking Windows 10
>>58163863
types like an idiot, admitted he can't speak farsi or arabic, calls pashtuns pathans, something only desi folk do, understands hindi unusually interested in these threads and not for reason like ilya, literally ribbit tier (he's literally underage so this makes it even worse
and last but not least, literally looks as paki as it
this isnt fucking spam
>>58163941
Will you delete it ?
>>58163932
>Don't ruin my life CMON anon
you have my word.
>>58163922
What are you talking about?
Give me a tl;dr.
>>58163995
He deleted it you idiot. You literally reek of newfag
>>58163995
no
why are you pretending to be iranian, answer me that and maybe
>>58163967
>Hey! How are things?
the usual. does your waifu doesn't allow you to shitpost on /int/?
>>58164026
He didn't
>>58164032
Man CMON I live in middle east
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
>>58164047
New thread
>>58164003
Ill tell u in the new thread
>>58164032
That's not me! Stop pretending m8
>>58164057
Wow holy shit. Just.... Wow.....
>mfw gonna search this thread on archive
>report to uae police
>mfw
>>58163862
Obviously, I just found it amusing they don't give the option at all.
>India is the only cunt that doesn't coax people into denying they're irreligious
That's not true, though. Pakistan surprisingly allows that option too.
>>58163979
Wow what an idiot...
>>58164033
She sleeps early as fuck so I have free time :)
>>58164093
Delete pic on this bread maybe?
>>58164164
I blocked out your name and u cant reverse image search a screenshot. Trust me you're in good hands I won't let anything happen 2 u.
>>58164311
Okày you deleted the screen in this bread right ?
>>58164333
Màn delete that tread one paki found it
>>58164311
I beg you don't
PAKIS OUT
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