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Victorian era edition
cara
crayon pop
1st for deutsch uezs
@Austria
@Denmark
Big choon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9VIpP1ffQ
sara
need to make diner
lads
IMPORTANT LADS
http://strawpoll.me/7418196
http://strawpoll.me/7418196
Who pays when the immigrants get old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
>tfw 18 and look about 25 years old
Did a panic earlier and gave the peelers my phone number. Fuck sake lads. Cannot be doing with this shite anymore.
>>58136053
Literal guilty pleasure choon
BTFO
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3548201/Public-schoolboy-died-holiday-Crete-punched-ground-10-second-fight.html
alri
know its fedora as fuck but i would unironically have preferred being born in the victorian era
>>58136073
Shania hasn't made a bad song Tbh
thinking of moving to belfast lads
any areas I should avoid?
Which ring in DS get's rid of your invasion colour? Is it the fingers rank 1 reward?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3548201/Public-schoolboy-died-holiday-Crete-punched-ground-10-second-fight.html
lol
>>58136057
Other way for me
Im 28 and get told I look about 18
>>58136053
Absolute choon.
up to 400k on my YouTube channel lads
Poleaboo is glad he didn't cave and get a takeaway
mummy made chicken
>at work
>go for a shit
>realise that the toilet brush is missing
>panic because I can't wipe my arse
>have to resort to using the hand towel roll
>worried that I'll get shit on my fingers
Finally! thank you
>>58136105
The Belfast area
>>58136105
all of them
What is the best region of the UK and why is it Scotland?
>>58136140
kek
>>58136057
>tfw 22 with a baby face
>>58136101
good lad
>>58136047
automation will have taken over by then and it will be a non-issue
>>58136125
Lucky bastard
>>58136057
>tfw 23 and look 18, shaving makes me look like a baby
me on the left
>>58136130
link us up f a m
I'll watch
>>58136105
Northern Ireland
>>58136140
my office has a toilet attendant with a pressure washer
>>58136181
How will living in a caliphate be a non issue?
>>58136195
me on the right
>>58136164
Because I live here
>>58136195
Looks like Purple Aki ngl
inb4 Rorke
So I found this old USB that I had back when I was 14. I found this huge document and didn't know what it was.
It was from back when I was a kid and was thinking of doing a stand up career because one girl said I was funny literally once.
I don't even know what I was on when I wrote all this shit thinking it was funny.
>>58136164
Don't think so lad.
>tfw I only just realized George Soros was in the film Lawrence of Arabia
>>58136170
same. literally every fucking time i go on a night out i have about 10 conversations per night with randomers about how i barely look 18. then you get the "ahhh dont worry youll love it when youre 40" line
FUCKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
belfast > edinburgh
>>58136181
Yes, a load of bored unemployed people will surely drift away from their religion..
No.. Wait, that's not right.
>>58136211
does it have multiple settings?
would quite like a pulsing action
>>58136213
we won't be living in a caliphate
>>58136232
exactly what I thought
>>58136105
Pretty much all of Belfast, if I'm honest. You can get a shitkicking for walking from one street to another just because of the direction you walked. Love it here though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odd8Zdhuj9o
tom cruises best role?
We currently have a below replacement birth rate
If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost
If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
>>58136086
A well deserved death
>>58136164
If you hate the English and blame them for all you're problems you'll be in decent company.
>>58136195
me in the middle
>>58136251
My friend doesn't get ID'd because he looks older but when he's with me he always does lel. Does feel good looking young though I have to admit.
>>58136111
You buy them from Yuria of Londor.
I've been pronouncing Stiffkey wrong for years.
>tfw 35 and still living with my mum
>waiting for her to die so I inherit the paid out house
>dont want her to die though
>no victorian maid gf
>>58136286
Ah yea all those Muslims will just vanish
>>58136235
>You will never travel and experience North Africa and the middle east without getting bombed or beheaded
Truly a shame
>>58136233
>I support Arsenal
>>58136233
oh dear oh dear
>>58136291
As if an irishman could physically harm an englishman lol
Could heem anyone in belfast
Are there a more contentious "people" than the Scottish?
Thinking of moving to east asia after uni. Don't really want to teach English but what other job can I do?
whats the best brit meme
>>58136121
this could've well happened to me
>just realised I haven't showered since January
Fuckin wew lads
>>58136355
living with parents is comfy
>>58136430
my life
>>58136302
Collateral.
>>58136403
>Calling everyone from Norn "an Irishman"
Enjoy your kneecapping lad.
still need convincing lads do i become catholic or proddie
arguments for catholic -
>entire mums side of family is from a irish/scottish catholic background
>bit more traditional and non-cucked
arguments for proddie
>went to a proddie school most of my life
>live 10 mins away from canterbury cathedral (head of the church of england)
>liz is proddie
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
>>58136430
Our tripfags are a cut above the rest
>>58136405
Can you find a more red pilled chap?
Independence for England is the only way.
>google brenden fraser
>this
c r y i n g
>>58136338
it's turns white doesn't it?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3547827/Syrian-migrant-17-joined-friends-brutal-three-hour-gang-rape.html
Christ lads, sort it out
>>58136405
the english are exactly the same when it comes to europe lol
>>58136233
comedy gold
>>58136457
You aren't Irish lad.
Free yourself from popery.
Proddie all the way m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgVfkTyjNKI
>>58136457
Why the fuck does it matter they're both made up shit anyway
>>58136384
I'm literally from Islington so I'm allowed to desu.
>over the past 10 years the white British population increase less than 2%, from ~54,000,000 to ~55,000,000
>during the same period, the number of blacks, asians, and other non-white British increased by anywhere from 60% to over 300%
>inb4
>America
>60% white
>>58136302
Collateral doe.
>>58136488
Nothing to sort out, not all Syrians
>Immigrants from Poland and the other nine countries that joined the EU in 2004 have contributed almost £5 billion more to the UK’s economy than they used in benefits and public services.
>Analysis by the University College London Centre for Research and Analysis of Migration found that while the fiscal contribution by European workers was overwhelmingly positive – amounting to £20 billion in a decade – the same was not true for non-EEA arrivals.
>Between 1995 and 2011, immigrants from outside the EU made a negative contribution of £118 billion over 17 years, the report found, using more publicly-funded services, including the NHS, education and benefits, than they paid in tax.
and the best bit:
>Migrants who arrived since 2000 were 43 per cent less likely than UK-born workers to receive state benefits or tax credits and 7 per cent less likely to live in social housing.
>>58136364
Ugh
I can just hear him talking about "cultural appropriation" and how Farage and Trump are racist just looking at him
>>58136457
Catholics don't belong in Britain.
>>58136482
the worst thing is those aren't even edited
>>58136430
Ah yes, very impressive.
>>58136057
>tfw 32 and look about 52 years old
>>58136571
FUCKING THIS.
>>58136542
Good, fucking cucks
>>58136562
delete this
>>58136486
Yes, or as the host depending on which ring.
>>58136457
>Lives in protestant country
>Wants to be catholic
george
>tfw 22 and still look 17
>>58136457
why don't you actually read up on the theology rather than choosing for meme reasons
>>58136057
>30 and look about 25
>>58136562
Very good surely these fantastic EU immigrants will be still able to come here even without free movement.
>>58136649
*flies towards the pavement*
>>58136457
>Catholics
>No gay marriage or abortion
>Protestants
>Taking down the crosses in their churches to accomadate gay muslims being married by lesbian bishops
Tough call lad.
why cant anything ever go right for me
>>58136631
i'm on about the ring that makes your colour completely vanish
https://youtu.be/R9scZDbKxtY?t=3m53s
Fucking hell. I bet Merkel wishes Hitler won so she could have that rail line to import millions more "migrants" from "Syria"
considering sending phishing emails to uni staff
>>58136562
>ignoring the thousands forced into unemployment and onto JSA
they're not contributing, they're replacing
>>58136542
>from 2014 data 49.7% of americans aged 0-4 are white
>>58136673
Meme reasons like living in a Protestant country where only protestants belong?
23 and look about 22 years old
help me lads can't live with this babyface
>>58136698
That would be the Untrue Dark Ring sold by Yuria, it makes you look normal.
post your favourite lisickis
>>58136686
Pope has literally said both these are fine
>>58136704
The niggers will die off before they reach 30. Or wind up in jail.
>>58136720
Anglicans are Catholics in denial
Lutherans are retarded
>>58136741
this one is sublime
>>58136742
I didn't vote for him
>>58136704
I know...
>>58136701
the won't work
probably just blow yourself up
(not literally)
we don't we buy craven manor?
what does a young lad even want with that? he'll just be in constant fear of his dad's ghost wandering the hallways
>>58136742
Pope should have no impact on British life, he should fuck off as far as I am concerned.
OUR GEORGE
>>58136742
No he hasn't, the memes are rotting your brain lad
>>58136769
which one
>>58136701
>losing your job to somebody who only just entered the country and can hardly speak english
>>58136786
his bling is in the wrong places and it triggers me
>tfw 25 and look 23 and 364 days
>>58136762
Tell that to the millions of Catholics we fucking murdered m8. Popery is fucking awful.
>>58136673
honestly find "meme reasons" like family, your history, what area you live in etc are all more important than theological reasons. isnt the church of england basically catholicism anyway, just without a pope.
>>58136813
you never elaborate
>>58136742
no he didn't you dumb memelord
>>58136742
Pope has literally went on record calling gay unions a sham that would never, ever be recognised by the Catholic Church.
>The Pope responded by emphatically stating that abortion is "a crime" and "absolute evil" that cannot be justified. He also spoke on the topic of avoiding pregnancy.
>We live in a country where growing a certain plant and picking a certain fungi is illegal
>There are people dedicated to finding and throwing individuals who do this into a cell
>They do it under a guise of 'protecting' 'civilians'
Disgraceful.
>>58136847
The only absolute evil is the Pope, in that he's a fucking faggot.
How old are we all ?
Feel like the average age of brit is going up as less new people come.
21, nearly 22, here.
>Catholics: non cucked
Ah yea
>>58136783
Where's your compassion anon? You should give everything to them, including your wife if they so desire.
Seriously though why does the POPE, the head of the CATHOLIC RELIGION not give a shit about there being fewer and fewer Christians in the West? I mean, according to Catholic theology if you're not a Catholic then you go to hell. If he were a true believer and actually wished to help people in his worldview, he would be seeking to convert people to Christianity and not import more Muslims who only seem to create more Muslims.
Unless, of course, he's a heretic :^)
>>58136807
what is that supposed to be, next to the kettle?
>>58136778
doubt we have even 10% of the money it would take to buy it collectively
Religion is the opiate of the masses
>>58136837
it is but it depends on which church you go to
High Church is basically Catholicism without Rome
low church is American tier wank
>state religion is church of england
>grow up going to a church of england school
>grow up going to a church of england church
>family going back generations had the same or similar experience
meme reason IMO lads haha
>>58136880
/brit/ demographic crisis
just gonna pop over to /mena/ to see if we can get any more people lads
>>58136881
"fuck me abdul yer trotters absolutely hum lad"
>>58136877
You seem angry lad. Is it because he won't recognise your fag union?
>>58136881
>Pope is a footfriend
Patrician taste
>>58136813
ever respond to one of my george posts again with this shite and i will have you hung in the name of his majesty
>>58136888
inkwell and pen
>>58136839
https://support.britishlegion.org.uk/ci/fattach/get/81197/0/filename/Guidance+-+Wearing+of+Orders,+Decorations,+Miniatures+and+Medals+-+Central+Chancery+of+the+Order.pdf
>>58136881
I know that following Jesus' example is a big no-no for proddies
>>58136909
i didn't know there was protestant schools
i only know about catholic and nondenominational
ahh yes, very impressive microsoft
>>58136921
She may be hot but she's no Jenny
>>58136880
>was about to say 20
>realised my 21st was a few days ago
>didn't even realise
>>58136887
Catholicism: Have Pope tell you what to do, he doesn't care what happens to Christianity
Anglicanism: Have Queen let you live your life, she is literal Defender of the Faith.
>There are beings who call themselves humans who actively seek to deny human beings of their spiritual potential 'in charge' of the country
>>58136562
>our GDP is a £1.8 trillion but cultural annihilation is worth it for £5 billion
suicidal leftist logic. fucking insanity.
>Muslims are preparing for war
>Westerners are too busy arguing over gender-neutral toilets
It's going to be a massacre
Henry VIII is the original nigel farage
Breaking away from the EUROPEAN mega-religion run by the UNELECTED pope
not being decided in ARE LANGUAGE or ARE COUNTRY
>>58136880
23 desu
>>58136956
cant see anything wrong desu
>>58136881
>Jesus literally absolved a woman of all of her sins and granted her eternal life and peace in Heaven for kissing his feet
>surprised that the Pope does it
Wouldn't want to be following Jesus there, would we Billy?
>>58136909
Automatic cultural man detected
>tfw 68 and look 54 and a half
Have been thinking of window tinting the car. My main reason is If do have expensive ice hockey gear in the car and I do leave the hockey sticks in the car. What I worry about is some one well think my sticks are the 400 euro stick[s] you can buy and well break into the car
>>58136966
what is the joke here
>>58136999
Henry VIII was a certified madman
>>58136969
I think they're all hot, comes with the fever.
People actually think the pope is holy. they break down and cry when they meet him. shows you how easily programmed the human mind is.
>>58136921
Post more seolhyun
>>58136961
Every good school in my area is a church of england school
>>58137041
https://www.captionbot.ai/
Wank me off lads
>>58136999
Why is Henry VIII regarded as a tyrant? He freed us from the Pope's tyranny and redpilled us.
So what if he killed a few bitches, back then it was all about getting sons.
>>58136880
22
Not a virgin
the pope is a complete cuck and islam shill catholics can fuck off
>People willfully dismiss the use of plants that have existed longer than humans have been on the realm known as earth to expand the mind as 'illegal' and 'wrong'
I went to asda earlier and saw 2 dark skinned chaps, not together, seperately.
Lass I used to work with who was always game as fuck, once wanked a lad off under a table at the xmas party, she's shagged a string of moroccan men and now marrying some muslim who's only been here for 2 years, I looked him up on fb and there were a lot of seemingly pro-isis videos and stuff, found that a bit concerning.
I'm wary to let these 2 things colour my opinion but on the other hand, 5 years ago either of those 2 events were completely unlikely but now I'm not really surprised by either. Have I just seen too much right wing racist propaganda or am I a blind as fuck leftie who'd let the country turn into a bigger shit hole than it already is?
Is it common to be really irritable when stopping smoking weed?
Want to hit something 2bh.
>>58137054
>tfw East Asian gf
Best decision of my life desu
>>58137016
Rasheed who wants to throw aside tradion, institution, history and heritage just for sake of it
>cultural annihalation
good meme
>>58137088
it wins favour tho which is all that matters
have both catholic and anglican cathedral here in sunny liverpoop
mums a catho but dad isnt, proper multicultural me like
>>58136887
>Seriously though why does the POPE, the head of the CATHOLIC RELIGION not give a shit about there being fewer and fewer Christians in the West?
You taking the piss lad? Why the fuck do you think he acts the way he does while not changing Church doctrine? He's trying to use the emotional, compassionate, loving Catholic language to sway people towards the Catholic Church without actually affecting the integrity of the Church itself. He's playing people for suckers and everyone fucking falls for it.
Unfortunately, I don't think he accounted for media spin and the laziness of American Catholics, so he doesn't realise when an American Cafeteria Catholic reads Jezebel saying "Pope Francis says fag marriage adulterer rapist atheists go to heaven" they just outright believe it and end up going against their own Church because Americans are fucking retarded.
>>58137120
throw your ashtray at them
>>58136880
27 (virgin)
>>58137131
Noice, how'd you acquire her? uni?
>>58137123
Yes. Shit will piss you off to no end.
Go for a jog or something. Get those endorphins going.
>the manlet paki beta orbiter of that Polish girl is trying to get a job teaching English in South Korea
>probably still unemployed
>>58137075
>So what if he killed a few bitches, back then it was all about getting sons.
Exactly.
I am REALLY SICK of feminist retards who act like ARE HENRY was just some sort of madman that hated women. Back then a male succession to the throne was important for the stability of the entire country. Fucking retard revisionist feminists trying to impose their 21st century morals on the 14th century.
BASED HENRY WE WILL NEVER FORGET
>>58136999
what?
he was Defender of the faith and had a papal hard-on until the pope said no to his divorce
also reminder that the greatest author in English was a Catholic
Look lads, I'm not fucking happy that I don't have enough booze and I'm looking for a scrap.
I'm in Sheffield. Who wants a fight?
>>58136100
Feel. Being English in the Victorian era is as good or better than being born into royalty in most any other time. The world basically belongs to you, even if you're not terribly well off. I guess being super poor would be shitty, but it always is.
>>58137123
yes, will last 1-2 weeks
>>58137059
Best schools in the part of the UK with the best education are all Catholic though.
>>58137150
Become a protestant, for Queen and Country.
>no MILF gf
>>58137203
Come down notts and I'll heem you
>>58137120
Report to the authorities.
>>58137123
yes lad, anything you can form a dependence on will make you irritable when you stop. its why fatties get angry when they havent eaten for a few hours
these days, if you say you're english, you'll get arrested and thrown in jail
>>58137038
just get a van
>>58136880
20, still waiting on life to get interesting
>>58137075
>Pope's tyranny
good goy
>>58137229
guy on the left looks like alex salmond if he wasnt a miserable cunt that has had a terrible life
>>58136999
>>58137075
Henry was full blown papist until the Pope told him to way n fuk when it came to divorce. Protestantism is literally a meme that got popular from an angsty monarch taking a huff.
>>58137203
come to liverpool and I'll smash your head in for you lad
>>58137221
already christened a prodestant at birth desu, which is shocking to me because I can't imagine my dad actually gave a shit about it so dunno why my mum didnt make me catholic, probably too much work going to communions and shit
>>58137229
>tfw you don't understand a word she's saying but you know you want to diddly her doodly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiEHaEvxrLw
>>58137186
I met her on a train in China, she was the daughter of a family friend's steel inspector, she was coming to help me translate some shit when I was dealing with one of the mills
She's a total qt and 100% wife material, I just got done helping her translate some stuff for her employer. Chinese suck at English but I speak Chinese really well and my girlfriend hates bad translations of things, so I always help her out.
Was there ever something you wanted as a kid, but your dad said no because it was too expensive?
Did you still get it though as a present later?
You do realize your mum whored herself to your dad to get him to pay for it.
Bet you didn't even use it much.
>>58137242
I talked to a mate about it, he said it had already been raised where she works and the management have reported her to that confidential terrorism hotline thing.
>he thinks christianity is still a "european religion"
>>58137262
true enough mate, this country's gone to the dogs
*sovereign ring clinks against my pint glass as I take a healthy swig*
>>58137201
Exactly, in his killing of those women he basically predicted the Scottish tyranny the English would face.
>>58137056
People break down and cry when they see lots of people though.
>>58137230
Mate you wouldn't stand a fucking chance!
I'd bang you the fuck out then shag your mam. You got a sister? I'll fettle that as well.
>>58137301
>Liverpool
What a fucking divvy.
>>58136880
im 22
the average age of 4chan has definitely gone up. i honestly feel like the user base of this website has always been around my age and ive been coming here since i was 15. when i was around 18 most people seemed to say they were 18, now im in my 20s most people say that. its the same cunts coming here and weve all grown up with the site. pretty cute 2bh.
>>58137321
other way around for me tbqh
dad got me into an expensive sport and got me things behind my mum's back haha
How common are ginger females in Ireland?
>>58137229
mate you can have her, i'd rather wank myself off than have to look at that hideous smile.
reminder to give your mum a ring lads, she probably misses you
she won't be around forever
>>58137123
Yes. That's what tends to happen when you stop abusing an addictive substance. My cousin decked a girl in the face because of it.
>People ITT seriously arguing about a 'religion' that was put in place to create a divide between humans and use aggressive 'us vs them' dogma to initiate and justify war
>>58137359
dumb womanlet
>>58137372
rare, the sexy ones are even rarer
>>58137315
That sounds quite sweet, I wish you all the best!
think i may be a kissless virgin
>>58137322
Well that's good, at least you Brits have an anonymous tip system.
Good job lad.
>>58137326
Why did we drop paganism?
Paganism seems cool.
Plus if we hadn't had spread the idea of an Abrahamic God so far and wide - Islam most likely would never have been born.
>society isn't engineered down to the finest detail by megalomaniacal elites
So much useless scum in the world who are blatantly apparent desu. Why does nobody just have them lined up and shot?
>Victorian era
Oh what the fuck tommy why aren't you at a factory, or do you think 10 years kids very small to work there, you little mother fucker?
>>58137393
i live with her
george
>why yes, I am a member of an organised religion
*consistently treats you with disdain and scorn*
*still leaps to your defence when you're threatened by someone else*
*puts my life on the line for you*
>>58137348
tru to all of this
>>58135979
Good era
I like Summer but I've got to admit I'm a bit pissed off that's it's 8pm and still light.
>>58137449
I could get behind a British god like Woden IMO.
It's about time we took our country back.
>>58137372
It's the second most ginger-abundant place in the world.
>>58136909
I'm from meme city and I've never really been able to tell the difference. You can have censers and people playing hymns about how jesus was awesome on an acoustic guitar in the same service
Freedom just decriminalizes corruption desu
>Decide to give the new statesman podcast a listen
>Almost decide against it as the man on the picture is an asian but then catch myself and think "bit rude that lad, lets not do an unironic racism"
>Talking about the London election
>The lad says "It would be good for London to elect a muslim, even if he did a terrible just - just so we can show that the west and islam are not opposing forces"
good pocast except for that quote and he seemed like a good lad in general
bit more left wing than what I normally listen to but it's good to not get yourself into an echo chamber I guess
>>58137418
>He doesn't realise that God is the true third eye
Ever wonder why blessing yourself starts by touching your forehead?
anything other than catholic or east orthodox is a meme religion
>>58137418
typical slug talk
>not realizing that a lot of the differences in faith stem from differences in language/cultural understanding of ideas
>not realizing that the various prophets are merely translators of the divine word for different societies
>not realizing that Christianity, being the must diverse and multi-cultural/multi-linguistic is also the closest to divine word
Got an email from hr about being an untidy bastard lads.
JUST
>religion isn't a form of mind control software
>>58137524
What's the first? I thought the Emerald Isle was the source.
Does anyone else feel any sort of disappointment with globalization? When you look at photos from the 1800s/early 1900s, people from different countries all wore their national dress and reports from time indicate that they took things like traditional festivals, familial piety etc. pretty seriously. Nowadays it's all just jeans and t-shirts and people are gradually beginning to stop giving a shit about their heritage.
>>58137427
>>58137597
would race mix with
alri
>>58137619
maybe you should take care of yourself you rank twat
who /extremely unorganized and filthy room/ here?
>still sunny at 19:45
anyone know where josefine and rosy live
>>58137665
No.
>>58137592
Tell me, what is the 'divine word'?
>>58137665
Not me you dirty cunt
>>58137447
It's all quite scary really, I've always pretty much thought that the whole image of aggressive immigrants pushing an agenda was a myth, that the odd bit of terrorism was just the inevitable consequence of having religion and weapons available to people but now I'm not so sure
>>58137570
> but then catch myself and think "bit rude that lad, lets not do an unironic racism"
Rasheed.
>>58137632
Scotland. 3% more than Ireland. More Irish carry the ginger gene though.
>>58137639
yes my white friend i completely agree
>>58137675
>Hate white people
>Make themselves as white as possible
It's poverty
>>58137684
He's a Canadian, the Frenchie weedman has given him too much weed, he's not thinking like a true Anglo.
>>58137570
good post
can't remember if i've ever kissed a girl or not
probably not
>>58137704
>3%
>more
>mfw
>>58137675
something begging with s in the west
>>58137765
i nearly kissed a 10 year old girl
>>58137665
yeh
Aright lads, well I was gonna order a pizza but I'm a bit skint, so here's the plan.
I've got 3 cans left so I've got to make them last until around 11.
Food wise I'm going to have a ristorante pizza with tabasco and maybe some cheese on toast, though cheese and crackers with Sriracha is sounding more likely.
I was going to get a Chinkie but the only one on Justeat is offline and I can't be arsed trying to convey my order to someone who barely speaks English and rings me up an hour later because they can't find my house.
did you decide to stop being an irish american and become a scottish american now?
that's nice
>>58137739
weedman is anglo
M A S S
I M M I G R A T I O N
N O W
>>58137814
last week
>just sent a phishing email to the uni principal
>Why yes I am a member of an organised religion.
>>58137803
Somerset?
My urge to masturbate is disappearing, few months ago I used to do it twice a day and now I do it like 2 or 3 times a week.
What's happening to me?
>>58137814
nonce
business idea: all us /brit/ lads make fascist twitter accounts and start a little twitter clique and go to war with sara and the rest of the commie slags
>>58136009
Based you. Just got home and see this. I've got one for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OZokZbaUs
>>58137848
I can't even spell True dough's name he's so French. Tell me this isn't true?
>>58137843
I'm a Celtic-American thank you very much, I share my heritage with all of the non pig-disgusting English peoples of the British (or should I say BRITTANI) isles
>>58137875
low test
>>58137693
COOOM-RAAADE-COOOOR-BYYYN-HAAAA!!!!
>>58137916
sure thing mr Farage
>>58137899
>commie
>slags
wew
Point my dick in the right direction.
>>58137877
>>58137852
no. when i was that age. chickened out. biggest mistake of my life
>>58137933
How do I regain it?
>>58137899
Then we all get arrested by the police
>>58137765
Kissed a man on his cheek.
>>58137927
>English peoples
So you accept that most of you Yanks are eternal anglos and not fucking animal fuckers then?
>>58137899
I'd make a cheeky fake one
already have my own real twitter account though so I'd need to get a new e-mail
>>58137927
most english people are probably more celtic than germanic genetically desu
just the germanic (saxon) culture dominated england
>>58137693
make this into a DBZ style anime pic if you have the nads
bet you won't
>>58137875
You've realised that you only wanked to occupy your mind and pass some time and hide from your own crushing loneliness. However, having ignored that loneliness, you've let it fester and grow unabated until it overwhelmed you and left you unable to ignore its constant drone in your mind. You're alone.
More of a freya man myself
the word tolerance itself implies that it's a negative thing you're accepting
>>58137899
as dumb as shit most of those commies are, you probably know fuck all about facism
>>58138005
We accepted their superior culture and when they died out they passed the torch to us.
>>58137639
yes. i went to china and mongolia and everyone dresses like westerners. jeans and jackets and nike shoes.
>>58138069
try me twat
making paster
http://www.cloudy.ec/v/6c40ea4cdbc52
probably the best stewart lee show 2bh
>>58137905
wew, nice la
>>58138065
that's why lefties are trying to do away with the word tolerance and make acceptance mandatory
*aaachoo*
Oh sorry there Miss.
>>58137948
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/721800412056170496
>>58137963
Start lifting lad
>when you save an image to use on /brit/ and the file name has tumblr in it and you know the /brit/ lads will make fun of you for this so you have to sit there and come up with a generic filename for your new image
>>58137438
not him, but most common hair colors in general?
>>58138076
>>58137639
Anyone got this comic strip?
on the left hand the first panel is a man in KKK uniform, then he travels to different countries and experiences different cultures and the last panel is him not a racist anymore
on the right hand instead of going to different countries and experiencing different cultures he goes to different cultures and just experiences the same thing in every country and the last panel is him still in KKK uniform
>>58138213
the left one is the original, it's a zen pencils piece of shit
>>58138184
anywhere in britain + ireland it will be various shades of brown
GEORGE
>>58138034
I am pretty alone but I made some friends a little while ago
>>58138171
Just did start lifting desu
>>58138153
told janny about this one
>>58138155
>red
wew
>>58138184
various shades of brown, Died blond hair is very popular with girls here
>>58138065
not an inherently negative thing. just something your dislike because you're not used to it. bt with exposure that can change
>>58138265
posting him a bit much aren't you
>>58137639
blame the Liberals and enlightenment
rationalism is the greatest lie in human history
all the worst crimes of the last few centuries have been done for purely 'rational' reasons.
humanity is at its best when social order is organic and life is surreal
people realized this after WWI but the rationalist warmongers won out.
>>58138361
Being shamed for being Anglo is the greatest shame of the 21st century. I cannot see a culture that is half as good. It's cultural genocide.
>>58138153
nice
>>58136880
21 and wanting off this ride
