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>>58131067
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Thick girl at my work wore at skirt today lads, had to hide my hard-on pretty well t b h
>>58131020
anime
>>58131136
thick in what sense
>in Tesco getting some Pepsi Max
>walking down the isle
>see some lad picking up a 4-pack of Red Bull™
Pleb didn't even know he could have got a 6-pack of Tesco-brand KX for a pound less. Tastes the exact same.
Just pulled my clothes out of the washing machine and they smelt like weed
I haven't touched the stuff in years
>>58131067
>Spuds and fucking Foxes fighting for the title
>Arsenal can still only muster up a meek battle for 4th place
Howling
reminder that these days are well and truly gone
Is the Central Wank Planning Office still open? Forgot to get my application form in yesterday for today, wondered if I could perhaps fax it?
>>58131067
>farsenal
>>58130921
Devo chiederti una cosa. Da dove prendi i soldi per vivere mentre stai li'?
Hai preso lavoro oppure una borsa di studio o qualcosa?
>>58131148
>doesn't know what a thick, juicy, ripe, high test female looks like
m8...
>>58131169
>>58131169
All I want is to own a home and raise a family and I'll be content
The powers that be won't even let us own a home anymore. What's the point in slaving away.
skrotum left its dwelling
>>58131174
>my application form in yesterday for today
where do you live, it's a two week waiting backlog here so I have to plan well ahead
>>58131155
Might just be mold
>>58131169
That kid grew up to be a boomer with 5 properties.
>>58131182
Non vivo in Scozia
I live in Mau Mau land
>>58131204
Thick has more than one meaning, I wasn't sure if you were attracted to airheads or something. And yes, I know what fat people look like.
>>58131204
thick
solid
tight
>>58131225
Outer Hebrides.
>>58131067
Feels bad mang
Feels real bad
>>58131169
>born in le wrong generation and le wrong country
>Mfw people make economic arguments for staying in the EU
>We literally pay more in than we get out
>Being in the EU is a net LOSS for the UK.
>>58131230
Actually he choked on that hotdog a minute later.
>>58131067
what an absolute joke of a club
Whats the requisites to receive free prescriptions via MedEx in England?
>>58131148
Obviously not as thick as>>58131204 but she has great hips and a smashing arse.
I think she likes me but she flirts with pretty much every guy so I'm skeptical that she actually wants to fuck me.
Why did the rich feel the need to use housing as their play thing and fuck it all up forever for future generations?
>>58131274
really m8? my ancestral homelands is the hebrides 2bh
>>58131115
are you squishy?
>>58131329
Give it a go, why not.
HOI /BWIT/
>>58131310
b-but we need the EU to negotiate our trade deals for us
>Tfw people regard every word that comes out of George Osborne as poisonous and evil
>Tfw people will happily listen to him when he talks about the economic benefits of the EU
>>58131310
prove it
>>58131310
The problem some people have is that they thing that the regions that receive a lot of funding from Brussels like Wales won't ever get the funding from Westminster
Waheyy job interview after a year of being a neet
>"But we need to stay in the EU because the EU funds projects like scientific research"
>"Why don't we just fund those directly?"
>"Err....."
>>58131374
SAY CHEESE
>>58131378
even though iceland with a population of 300k has a trade deal with china :^)
b-but we, the 5th largest economy in the world, need the EU to do the talking with us, r-right?
Just bought a League of Empire Loyalists badge lads
>>58131393
just a heads up. when england vote remain it will probably feel like someone close to you died
>>58131336
there is literally nothing wrong with buying to let
>>58131339
Same. My family have been masturbating on these islands for time immemorial.
>>58131310
It's literally a pittance compared to what we get from having the trade deals in place, even a small interruption to trade will lose us many times more than our budget contribution
cara lads
>>58131424
bit racist
>>58131441
fuck off landlord
>>58131370
worried I might look like a twit if she says no though. I think I'll just stick to being a virgin loser t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
was it autism?
>>58131310
But if the UK leaves the eu, no one will ever trade with them again, the eu invented trading
>>58131419
http://www.birminghampost.co.uk/business/business-news/west-midlands-export-surplus-china-8784889
>>58131478
would you prefer 10 year long waitlists and sucking dick under the table just to be able to rent a flat?
>>58131444
south uist here. im actually english but my grandparents are from there
>>58131424
Which part of your fedora will you be sticking it to?
>"Mate I owe you £10 so instead of giving you £10 I'm going to give my Belgian friend £20 so he can give you £10"
>STAY LOGIC
>>58131441
>buy up affordable housing that people need
>the house is now taken off the market
>less affordable housing for people to buy
>people forced to rent
>you then sell on the house for a profit
>house goes back on the market at a price no one can afford anymore
>>58131514
ahh yes, it really is that simple haha
>>58131501
private lets and mortgage are beyond what most people can afford. For them there is a 10 year waiting list already because they don't qualify for social rent
>>58131511
Lewis here but I do have family on South Uist.
>>58131490
Literally fake, daily mail, ukip bloody racist news desu
>tfw the next mayor of London will almost certainly be a Muslim
Not liking the look of these opinion polls, lads.
>>58131511
>>58131558
based lads
spend a lot of time on barraigh. are tourists ruining the western isles?
>>58131548
t. panicking leech
>HI
>ETSUBATSU
>PASECHE
>HI WOOWIE
what did he mean by this?
Just farted in my cubicle, ngl it's rank as shit.
Hope no one walks by desu
>>58131548
But that's exactly how EU funding works.
When Stayers chat on about the "benefits of EU funding", they don't seem to realise that if you added up all the EU funding we get, it still doesn't equal what we pay in.
So if they really wanted their precious research sector or libraries funding they should vote to leave so they can be given even more funding from the left over money.
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
Why is /int/ the only board where you can post pepe without someone calling you 'dumb frogposter'?
Is this some meme that I missed?
>use dried finger
>getting invaded non stop
>one after the other
>just sitting on this bridge using force
why is this place so popular at SL40?
>>58131602
Never having kids incase on of them turns out like this haha
Utterly detest the Welsh and Wales.
I can't really pin a reason for my hate, I just really hate the Welsh.
None of my family are Welsh, and none of my family hate the Welsh. Don't think I've been touched by a Welshman either.
How long until first time buyers need to be earning at least 50k before they can get a first time house at £200k?
>>58131577
fuck off
>>58131602
what?
>>58131546
>you then sell on the house for a profit
or you make a loss like most people did in the 80s
or your tenants fuck your house up
risk and reward. there is literally nothing wrogn with investing in property
>>58131549
>private lets and mortgage are beyond what most people can afford
no they're not
the ONLY thing that will bring down housing costs is building more homes
>>58131630
how is that a meme?
>>58131602
>>58131633
people coming back to kill greatwood? apparently many find it to be a difficult boss
House prices increase every year
Wages remain stagnant
Love it lads. Love it. Please continue.
>>58131630
normie meme is fine on a normie board lad
>>58131657
>Don't think I've been touched by a Welshman either.
idk about that
LADS
>>58131368
Check out this literal whore advertising herself on /int/.
>>58131630
Trump pepes are in now.
>>58131558
this is my great great grandfather and his brothers on south uist. macdonald men who fought in the cameron highlanders in ww1.
>"Britain is the centre of European scientific research because of the EU".
>"Ah yes it was horrible before the glorious EU came along and funded research, absolutely no scientific advancement was ever made in Britain!"
>Your prime minister has such little faith that your country could govern itself independently and make deal independently that he LITERALLY believes having the Belgians do everything for him is a better option
I'm pretty sure if you could somehow harness Queen Victoria's spinning in her grave you could power the entire UK for a thousand years.
>>58131633
>>58131715
on that note, why haven't YOU killed greatwood
Build more homes so we can invite more immigrants and keep the status quo going
>>58131715
Must be, I completely forgot about it. But look how many summons they're are?
>>58131716
savings should go up tho
>>58131744
Didn't know The Question was Scottish
>>58131616
i'm talking about the hard to quantify benefits to british companies that come as a part of being part of the trading bloc, just comparing how much money the uk gov gives to EU and how much EU gives to the UK gov doesn't take into account the harder to quantify benefits
but i suppose it would be nice if it was black and white haha x
>>58131730
I feel bad for girls that do this. I wonder if they are just as dead on the inside as me....
the world ends with you
>>58131769
make sure you have the absolute madman covenant before you kill him
voting remain just because this spam is slightly annoying me
>leave the EU
>need new parts for the Eurofighters
>Germany says "lol sorry we won't sell you any it's too expensive XP"
>>58131744
Based
Alri lads just got back from t'shop
>>58131805
>repeating myself
haha sorry i am very triggered xx
>>58131805
But all stayers ever talk about is how much funding the EU gives Britain
>>58131763
>Belgians
I don't think you have a clue about how the EU works
>>58131836
>evian
>40.00
clearly a cheap currency
What sort of moron puts onion in a samosa?
>>58131812
Does that mean it began with me too?
>>58131829
Ah yes private companies will stop trading with the UK out of sheer spite
>>58131744
I'd bang all of them
>>58131836
>10 units of currency for a coke
what country is this in?
>>58131911
yeah sure
>>58131867
I don't think many people mention that, Britain contributes more to the budget than it receives, the main point is the budget is basically nothing, the benefits are in other areas
>>58131906
maybe it was a baji
>>58131836
wait WHAT
>langouste 3kg 810.00
>langouste 1kg 1050.00
WHAT
>loup 1kg 1050.00
they eat WOLF meat???
>Every single pro EU argument is based around how horrible it would be if we left
>Not a single argument based around how good it will be if we stay
>>58131967
it's seabass
>>58131895
>Brit's famous wit can't understand hyperbole
Guess it was a meme after all.
>>58131867
ahh okay, then they're wrong haha
maybe they're chattin bout the regional development fund, which does benefit alot of underdeveloped regions of the UK, which our gov would be less inclined to give out maybe
wild speculation 2bh
>>58131821
woops
>>58131945
only france but in a billionaire club
>>58131945
France 2 months after UK leaves the EU
>>58131952
Literally got a stayer on my facebook wall harping on about how much the EU contributes to British research sector.
>>58132007
you can still get it when you finish sirris' questline, which you can only do if you didn't join the fingers
so...you might be fucked out of it
Like, what's a crumpet anyway?
>>58131976
>Not a single argument based around how good it will be if we stay
Thinking really really really hard why that could be. Hmmmm. Good question.
>>58132001
what's the hyperbole? sounds fun
>>58132024
ah so when the UK leaves the EU the average Frenchman is going to be able to buy a load of Caviar?
hmmmm
>>58131976
Duty free, no pop off to shagaluf whenever you want, stops Farage from losing his job, can remove asylum seekers under the Dublin Regulations, stops them re-introducing the death penalty, keeps British farmers in business.
>>58132078
for me to know and you to find out :)
>>58132109
No, the other way
>YOU WILL NEVER FIND A CAFE IN THE US THAT PROVIDES SCONES WITH CLOTTED CREAM AND JAM AND TEA
>NO ONE EVEN FUCKING DOES HIGH TEA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58132114
>can remove asylum seekers
Not if the ECHR has anything to say about it.
>not being post ideology
>not understanding that economic stability is more important than vague hopes and dreams
you leavers are as bad as twitter communists
>>58132166
go to a non-shitty city
>>58132166
Surprised there isn't a market for hipsters and teaboos desu
>He doesn't like in the happiest city in the UK
>He thinks a few extra years of misery are worth it for not living here
Even the pakis have Scottish accents.
>>58132192
>I am willing to watch my country burn for a few shekels
Good goy.
>>58132050
Haven't joined the fingers yet and I don't see the point in invading as the madmen or sunlight, both their rank rewards are shit
Cant bench 50kg
Worse than I feared
>>58131810
She knows she can end up marrying someone who posts ITT when she's all used up and had fun.
>>58132192
>not understanding that economic stability is more important than vague hopes and dreams
>selling your nation and people down the river for the sake of shekels for a decade or two
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>>58132192
Neoliberal shill detected
>>58132184
Two separate things, you'd know that if you got your information from somewhere other than 4chan
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>58132033
Well tbf what guarantee do we have the the British government would continue that?
>>58132234
madman can be pretty hectic as it's a neutral covenant
if someone summons you through a purple sign, you can kill and be killed by anything and anyone, and you won't trigger a blueberry
>>58132242
Are you a skeleton?
>>58132229
i'll take your shekels then thx
>>58132270
>being obsessed with and stalking a literal 3/10
>>58132270
what's the issue?
>>58132270
Need a miserable beret-wearing gf desu
>>58131310
Enjoy having to spend the next few years renegotiating inferior trade deals and losing hundreds of billions in the process.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bit sick :/
>>58132283
Ah yes we should vote stay and open our doors to millions of muslim refugees on the offchance they don't
>>58132228
>Glasgow
There's only one city in the UK I wouldn't mind living in and that's York
>>58132229
would probably listen to the leavers more if they didn't blend so indistuingishably with dribbling /pol/ retards like this 2bh
sick of being racially profiled by sharia police lads
just because i'm white doesn't mean i'm up to anything haram ffs
>>58132259
BASED TONIBLER
>>58132249
says the country that thought detroit and nearly every inner city worthy sacrifice
>>58131716
Poorfags on /brit/ increase their moaning every thread.
Their actions remain stagnant.
Love it lads. Love it. Please continue.
>>58132249
>selling your nation and people down the river
The concept of nation and nationality is a spook. Silly Clapper.
>>58132270
2,1,5,4,3
>>58132229
>>58132249
you know the UK is fine right? one of the strongest economies in europe, loads of opportunities if you reach out for them, great cities to live in, crime rates dropping, cultural powerhouse, best education, fantastic nature, etc etc etc.
i don't get why you spend all day obsessing about some rasheeds in grim city
Can't wait for Edward Carson to thigh-crush Gerry's head in the afterlife, just as he did to Bobby "tin ribs" Sands
>>58132337
>>58132337
You do realise the UK has many opt outs? Including on refugees? Which is why we don't have half a million of them entering the country right now?
bit of a sad reality we live in when niggers are actually better off in segregation isnt it lads
just look at segregation in america or apartheid in south africa. both were objectively better in every way to what they are now.
How are you going to enjoy your "economic stability" when Muhammed Islam the German citizen decides to come straight to the UK and bring his 4 million friends?
And then when Turkey joins a quarter of them come directly here.
Enjoy your "economically stable" caliphate lads.
Chat shit...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3548201/Public-schoolboy-died-holiday-Crete-punched-ground-10-second-fight.html
just applied for the intelligence service
/brit/ counts as my one close friend or relative i can discuss it with
>>58132381
>i don't get why you spend all day obsessing about some rasheeds in grim city
because they're shit and dont belong here.
Who /obsessed with having several accounts/ here?
Can't believe I used to just have one account BAKA
>>58132306
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58131744
Wew, imagine how ashamed of you they'd be.
>ad hominem
did a cheeky bad argument lads
>>58132381
because any research will lead
>>58132417
ah yes this must be the positive leave argument I've heard about
>>58132294
good point, i'll join them in a bit then
>>58132402
Those "refugees" will be "Germans" soon
Is poleaboo a god-tier (You)monger troll or is he genuinely that sad and contemptible?
>>58132270
Why are British women so unfuckable? Only the one on the far right is alright, but even then she's not that attractive.
I mean when I visited the UK I legitimately felt bad for British men, that is until I saw British men and then it all made sense.
You people are like God decided to play Mr. Potato Head but with humans and stuck a bunch of random features on a face and said 'meh, good enough'.
And Scotland, christ, when I was in Scotland I completely understood why they had a reputation for being drunkards - it's the only way they can get past their physical repulsion to fuck each other.
and what's with the tendency for British women to cut their hair short and put on 100lbs the second they turn 40? Just turns them into bull dykes.
>>58132396
pls help *whips out fanny*
>>58132442
Why would you need more than a current, and saving account?
>>58132330
I don't get this?
Why are they using a picture of Robert De Niro?
>>58132417
>>58132441
>>58132337
>vote stay and open our doors to millions of muslim refugees
It's literally the opposite you Spacker.
>>58132381
because white genocide is real and is happening wake up you stupid fucking cuck
>>58132381
>one of the strongest economies in europe
>only one of
>is fine
>great cities to live in
>cities (plural)
>>58132381
20% of children in Britain are Muslim
50% of British Muslims support punishing homosexuals
30% of British Muslims sympathise with ISIS
SUGAR APE, WHO'S THAT??
>>58132511
no it isn't
>>58132515
london, manchester, bristol, liverpool, edinbourgh, etc
>>58132452
imagine how ashamed theyd be of britain as a whole
>>58132482
>Only the one on the far right is alright
That's Poleaboos bird
half the other 4 aren't British
>>58132494
One is my current account, one is a help to buy (2% interest tax free) so I can only put 200 a month and the I put the extra in my savings
>>58132184
The ECHR isn't part of the EU.
>>58132509
>Literally the opposite
>Stay: Every rasheed with an EU passport can live and work here freely
>Leave: No rasheed may enter freely
HAPPENING
http://reallifecam.com/en/view/04_1
>>58132511
>>58132535
>>58132482
they're all attractive apart from the one in the middle on the right you autistic twat. I'm betting far more attractive than anything in your league
>>58132381
>i don't get why you spend all day obsessing about some rasheeds in grim city
Because these cretins live in shitholes?
>>58132610
cp do NOT click
Do train conductors in wales need to speak welsh as well as English?
>>58132602
The entire plan though is to replace the eastern euorpeans with south asians
>>58132562
>no it isn't
Ah yes Britain becoming less and less white as time goes on is not a problem!
>>58132602
>Leave: replace European immigration with Pakistani immigration
>>58132619
Fedora poster confirmed for literal paki.
Knew it all along 2bh
>>58132610
>>58132381
>White brits are on track to be a minority in their own country within a generation or two
>The UK's doing okay :^)
A country isn't just a welfare dispensary m8. I like the UK's history, (early modern) culture, education etc. and I would like it to stay that way.
I also like having white British people exist.
>>58132645
>>58132645
>>58132689
>>58132636
Barely anyone in Wales speaks Welsh
>Fedora poster confirmed for literal paki.
>Knew it all along 2bh
>>58132602
>Leave: No rasheed may enter freely
Leave: Every Polack that before came in to work is now replaced with just another Rasheed to satisfy the British economies demand for low wage labour.*
>>58132610
Oh shit... Wish I didn't click now... Wtf
>it's an 'idiot Rorkes throw a fit' edition
>>58132673
its ribena mate
I;m thinking of thos beans
>>58132639
Because pakis make over £35k right?
You need a 35k a year job to move to the UK now. Unless you have an EU passport and can then enter freely.
This has resulted in Pakistan being only the 11th highest country new immigrants are from. We get far more yanks and aussies now.
The ONLY thing we need to do is protect our borders from EU rasheeds.
fucking hell I want a thick gf so bad
Have no idea if I'm going to vote in or out, I really can't decide which is the lesser evil.
>>58132602
>Forgetting all the Rasheeds already come from outside the EU
>Forgetting they are all part of the Commonwealth
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the current year
>STILL being white
lmao get with the times grandad
>>58132740
>You need a 35k a year job to move to the UK now
You need to make 0 to come on a student or tourist visa and then never leave.
Don't see how Rourke can ever be used as an insult 2bh
>>58132720
>>58132668
Your average paki would never pass the criteria to be granted the right to work in the UK as it stands now.
why tf is pride a sin
>>58132689
>I also like having white British people exist.
and they will you melt
i don't get why rorke is so desperate to bring his country down so much. doesn't he love it?
>>58132783
rorke delusiono
>>58132610
Why the fuck do people do this?
>>58132776
So just deport them harder
>>58132755
You can't come to the UK if you;re non EU unless you have a 35k job offer.
>>58132620
>they're all attractive apart from the one in the middle on the right
There is no way that this is not a troll
>>58132740
>leaving the EU
>reducing muslim immigration
forget how thick bigots are
>>58132783
>being proud of being the unironically racist right-winger instead of the informed and classical liberal right winger
>>58132783
but you will one day, until then go with the flow and just agree with everyone. Its easier for us and you.
>>58132620
>the one in the middle on the right
well done, you spotted the brit
>BoatyMcboatFace
Haha, yeah you guys are so much more sublte and mature about things compared to americans. Thats the quality banter I must always hear about
>>58132562
>no it isn't
>hurr durr birth rates, ageing population and never ending immigration arent real
sure, the UK is still around 90% white, but what matters is the youth. a massive chunk of our youth are shitskin minorities. from generation to generation we get more and more non-white, more and more muslim. fact. the average IQ of the country will go down each generation since intelligence is inherently linked to genetics and race despite what leftie egalitarian utopias retards want to believe in. studies have shown democracies cannot sustain itself in countries with an average IQ of 90 or less. western civilisation as we know it will simply be over in a few generations if the process isnt reversed.
>>58132619
your great grandchildren are going to be real happy you were here posting men wearing hats at people trying to talk about real issues when theyre living in a third world 90 IQ islamic shithole where they are treated like literal shit in their ancestral homelands.
Pakistani and Indian immigration is falling you stupid fucks. The conservatives have seen to that by tightening entry requirements. We have record levels of immigration because of the EU and dozens of Muslims come to the UK on EU passports freely.
Yes some rasheeds may still get into the UK illegally. But fact of the matter is if you look at immigration statistics, Pakistan and India aren't anywhere near the top.
The most immigrants to the UK are now Chinese.
>>58131152
>KX
my nigger
>>58132921
Ah yes, the raid conducted by Reddit, the American website truly was another British masterclass. Very impressive.
>>58132740
>almost 800,000 Pakistanis living in the UK now
>they shit out kids like it's going out of style
Nah you guys are fucked regardless desu
*reluctantly wanks you off*
>>58132794
>What is citizenship by marriage
>What are employer sponsorships
>reddit: the boat is going to be renamed
this makes me unreasonably happy
