I want to become an escort girl.
What's the best country for this?
I need:
>prostitution to be legal
>a lot of rich prospective clients
>low taxes
>sympathetic authorities
>and a safe environment overall
I need:
>pics
>tits
>ass
>feet
100% Japan
monaco
>>58127675
Was about to say Germany, but
>low taxes
Nope.
Nordics have damn high taxes, the oil niggers stone you to death, 'murricans send you to Guantanamo... Maybe some Asian stuff. Hong Kong or something.
Probably Saudi Arabia. If you're hot you'll make $$$ fucking those billionaire oil tycoons. They'll even buy you jewelry and take you on their trips
Depending on the state it's legal here with some restrictions. Plenty of your clients would be corrupt policitians and unionists. Dunno much about taxes in this matter. Authorities have no reason to not be sympathetic if you've done nothing wrong. Major cities like Melbourne, Brisbane or Sydney are mostly safe.
>>58127675
>>low taxes
Since when do whores pay taxes?
Holy shit. even literal whores are so picky and demanding.
>>58127715
Post bollocks or GTFO.
>>58127764
Monaco is not suitable for French citizens, as there's a treaty to make us pay French income tax anyway.
>>58127675
>what's the best country for this?
my republic in my bedroom
>>58127815
>Hong Kong
Interesting.
>>58127825
>Arabs
No way. Not legal, not safe.
>>58127855
W-would the Australian immigration let me come if I say "I'm a prostitute"?
>>58127864
I pay taxes as I'm wanting to invest most of the money. Also, I'm a good citizen yada yada.
>>58127890
I just want money and safety desu.
>>58127954
>mfw I thought your flag was Singapore, but it's only Indonesia
I'm too expensive 4 u, Joko
>>58127675
Switzerland.
Nordic countries. I sell my boypussy and people pay lots of money for it.
Probably here.
>>58128285
>depressing mountain country
It was pretty much my conclusion to be desu, Switzerland has all the advantages.
>>58128352
Meh, taxes are too high. I don't want to give 50% of my income to the tax man since my "career" won't be incredibly long.
>>58128424
I'll investigate Hong Kong, but isn't your immigration selective? Shall I form a bogus company to be accepted?
>>58128539
>>Meh, taxes are too high. I don't want to give 50% of my income to the tax man since my "career" won't be incredibly long.
There's no official escort business here, so there are no taxes. Let them fuck you and you get paid in cash.
>>58128285
WE'RE FULL FUCK OFF
Tits first.
No timestamp no advice
>>58128580
The problem is that I'll have to be tax resident (formally) of my new country, and actually pay income tax there.
Otherwise, this is the scenario that awaits me:
>the French government considers that I'm still a French resident (since I'm not tax resident elsewhere)
>it sees my huge bank account thanks to AEOI
>I now have to pay 45% income tax on all my previous gains + 40% to 80% penalty + wealth tax + whatever
Getting fucked by my clients is enough, I don't want to be fucked by the French government furthermore.
>>58127926
>declaring prostitution income to IRS
kek
>>58129162
More like
>putting your illegal work ca$h in a bank.
Are people that dumb ?
>>58129162
See my post above.
I want my income to be legal since I want to invest 90% of it (I aim to make 400k to 500k per year). Which means: some government will see my bank account, and claim taxes.
So I have to declare it. Now the tax rate must as low as possible.
>>58127675
We need proof that you are good looking enough for this or else you're wasting our time
>>58129575
>I aim to make 400k to 500k per year
Kek. How much are you going to charge ?
>>58127675
The UK should do, I would imagine:
>prostitution to be legal
Check
>a lot of rich prospective clients
Check
>low taxes
Fairly
>sympathetic authorities
Check
>and a safe environment overall
Fairly
jesus fucking christ post god damn pictures you stupid cunt
>>58129575
>(I aim to make 400k to 500k per year).
Oh boy, are you in for a wake up call.
Also post ass to see if you're even worth anywhere near 400k to 500k per year.
>>58129656
I'll charge 400 € per hour. With 3 to 4 hours of daily work, 25 days per month... It already makes a handsome 420k.
>>58129666
Yep, I thought about London too. Not sure about the "low taxes" part though, but maybe the high rates can make up for it?
>>58129611
>>58129785
Go fondle your pee-pee on >>>/soc/ :)
>>58129666
West London you mean.
>>58130040
I doubt you're going to make that much. Have fun being pimped out and living on less than minimum wage.
>>58129142
Launder it.
>>58130040
>I'll charge 400 € per hour
What are you, a supermodel?
>>58130733
She must be of course.
OP GOT BTFO
T
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>>58129575
Can't you hoard your money in paypal or in a tax heaven?
>>58130040
>I'll charge 400 € per hour
No way you'll make a living on that.
>>58130610
Isn't it more tiresome and costly than to pay reasonable income tax (10 to 15%)?
>>58130285
400 € is literally the standard rate for girls like me. I'm willing to put in a lot of hours, and save up money seriously.
>>58130733
>implying
A girl like this (do you call that a supermodel?) takes 400 per hour, and I don't think I'm uglier:
http://www.facegirl.ch/filles/tendreelise/
Hey OP can I contact you on a trash mail, I have a similar profile as you but I'm not whoring ;)
>>58131368
That's in Switzerland (where everything is more expensive) and she doesn't seem to put up a lot of boundaries.
>>58127675
>I want to become a whore
>But ther's no way I'm gonna put my face on 4chan, it's full of creepy guys
>>58131187
>PayPal
Will likely be communicated to tax authorities.
>tax haven
Unless it's in Brunei or Vanuatu... nope. It's over if you don't have complex, costly structures. AEOI won.
Anyway I want to invest money, not just stash the cash.
>>58131302
From what I see, it's nothing extraordinary.
>>58131492
>similar but not whoring
C'est-à-dire ?
>>58131573
But I might do it in Switzerland, so the comparison is relevant.
>>58131806
Tu peux même pas poster un petit têton ma belle ?
Ca nous ferait très plaisir à tous.
>>58131806
400€ is a fuckton of money.
That's for classy, established escorts, who have like zero restrictions.
175€ is the going rate for average girls just starting out. Oh and if you plan on taking dick 24/7 you're going to tired of it and this will make people not want you.
Being an escort will not make you a millionaire or else everyone would be doing it you retard.
>>58131787
Many whores don't even put their face on their own website. For Moot's sake, I don't even have my face on Facebook.
If I valued narcissistic showing-off, I'd book a plane to Los Angeles and do porn.
>>58127675
>a prostitute wanna be
>doesn't post her body
i will take bait.
also
>I need:
>>prostitution to be legal
>>a lot of rich prospective clients
>>low taxes
>>sympathetic authorities
>>and a safe environment overall
you can't get every one of them in the same place same time
>€400
lmao
die in cancer dumb whore
along with your reddit monkeys who want to fuck you over the internet
>>58131806
I'm good looking and I like trashy girls, who knows
The Netherlands.
Pros:
- good contact with the government
- good contact with the police
- safe
- no bullshit
Cons:
- rent is high for professional locations
So it's best to start your own business here. And perhaps sell other girls as well.
Working at a club or from a hotel or home is always preferably to any red light district.
>>58132265
Nobody will pay 400 for a 4chan girl lmao
>>58132265
Also, in the Netherlands you have some good internet market places for hookers.
>>58132035
Zahia (a whore who accidentally became famous in France) made 20,000 € per month when she wasn't even 18 years old.
And I look better, "classier" than her.
>being an escort will not make you a millionaire
Hint: it will, if you're not a stupid goose who blows everything in drugs and designer bags.
>>58132304
In Amsterdam you have some that offer 'girlfriend experiences' for 300 an hour.
>>58132221
>1488
Please.
>>58132265
Looks decent, but aren't taxes high?
>>58132304
>4chan girl
benis in bagina :DDDDD
>>58132409
On what board do they post ?
>>58132265
I want to second second this, if you're being serious OP. The way to make money in that business is to be a pimp, very, VERY few escorts make it out of poverty.
You posted one with a price of 400€, but i guarantee you she isn't working 5 days a week. She probably has maybe one client a week and she has to do abhorrent things for that one hour.
>>58132551
forgot to quote the relevant bit
> And perhaps sell other girls as well.
It's also smart to not just be an escort, but invent all kinds of bullshit services. Like this for example:
https://www.societyservice.com/experiences/
>>58132500
>Looks decent, but aren't taxes high?
That's all relative. Instead of focussing on how high the taxes are you should be focussing on how to increase your income.
>>58132659
Just look at her rates. You want le French experience?
https://www.societyservice.com/escort/july/
>>58132368
I don't know this girl, but I looked her up.
If you think you'll be as successful as her you're fucking retarded for the following reasons:
1) She is hot as fuck, while you're probably some pimply faced fattie
2) She is very exotic looking beurette ( this by far the most popular fetish in France ), while you're probably some pasty average white girl
3) She was underaged ( this commands a super high premium since it's so illegal )
>>58132551
>one client a week
I've talked to a certain number of escorts. They say otherwise.
>abhorrent things
I'm more than okay with that.
>VERY few escorts make it out of poverty
That's not true. But most of them spend everything on dumb stuff, so it's the never-ending cycle.
>>58132659
>you should be focussing on how to increase your income
That's why I'm searching the good compromise between reasonable taxes, high income, etc.
I could move to a Caribbean island and pay 0% taxes, but then my income would be dismal. But no way I pay French-tier taxes, either.
safe / legal + high pay -> high taxes
low taxes + high pay -> illegal / unsafe
low taxes + safe / legal -> low pay
I'd go with safe + high pay, and then just get a good accountant.
>>58132936
Thanks for learning me the word "pimply".
>>58133093
But Switzerland looks quite satisfactory (safe + legal + high pay + low taxes).
>>58133420
>learning
>not teaching
Ah, this language is infuriating.
>>58133017
You could offer special services. I'd suggest the mile high. The client pays for a 1st class flight for both of you, preferably with a private cabin, and you can call the service whatever you want. You'd spend your time travelling, you can chose to create your company anywhere, and so on...
There's an hostess who's been caught who made circa €820k in one year.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/air-hostess-sacked-after-earning-6580397
>>58133420
Just post pics and be done with it
>>58133706
I like that!
I may try original niches, but only when I get more experienced.
>>58133805
Post your ugly Brit torso first :(
>>58134153
if you're this skittish about posting a simple pic you're going to make an awful whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz2aQvQc3BA
>>58134153
I'm actually French, so it's a magnificient french torso.
Fwg is that you?
>>58132500
>1488
it's not a serious name -_- you sounds retarded and bigotted anyway
>>58127675
Turkey.
No rich clients though and safe environment is so-so.
Can I pay for sex with you?
I have il gib you 500£
>>58133420
you may want to consider living expenses at well. and those are quite high in switzerland
>>58127675
you can always come Singapore
1. Prostitution is legal with license
2. A lot of rich clients
3. one of the lowest taxes for developed countries
4. very safe environment
We seriously dont care
Nor do we want to help
come on post pics already and let the thread die
>>58127675
>I need:
>>prostitution to be legal
No you don't, higher supply results in lower prices. You want to be a prostitute somewhere where it's INCREDIBLY Illegal so that way you get compensated the most.
>>a lot of rich prospective clients
That's everywhere
>>low taxes
Why would you declare prostitution on your taxes and pay taxes on it lmao?
>>sympathetic authorities
Just suck their cocks and let them pump your ass a couple times, they'll be sympathetic in no time.
>>and a safe environment overall
No
Sounds like you want a totally different country.
If you have light eyes, hair and are ok with a shit quality of life, Dubai. Fat old oil sheiks go crazy for this.
If not, Germany because of the favourable laws.
>>58129575
>(I aim to make 400k to 500k per year)
To make that much you have to be EXTRAORDINARILY HOT, like seriously mindblowing, guys following you down the street, etc.
You also have to be very classy and worldly, since the bulk of your clients will be as well.
Also tall, 175cm or taller. Nobody pays big money for a short stumpy hooker. They want a tall, elegant beauty.
Post your pussy and spread asshole, I'll tell you how much the market rate is and how much you should charge.
I have a Masters degree in Econometrics
>>58127675
You tell the authorities that you are an exotic dancer, not a prostitute. Dumbass. Declare half of your cash income and pay tax so you don't get chased by the authorities for tax evasion.
>>58127675
>french flag
Colour me surprised.
