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Northern Powerhouse Edition
1st for anime.
crayon pop
yasuho
>>58128529
>It's all about confidence and when Elliot had that gun in his hand, the size of dick, his height or race didn't matter anymore"
Fuck me, you said that?
Anime
you put the line in your open butt
soak it all up
i'm 6'11 and it's the worst feeling in the world
i can't even nip down to the shops without being stared at like i'm some sort of circus creature or even worse the fucking chav kids start chasing me calling me a lanky cunt
might end it tbqh
Flat I just looked at is identical to mine, except a bit smaller. Same price and the boiler doesn't leak. No space in te bedroom for a wardrobe
Put in an offer?
>>58128753
I'll get a mate to do it for me
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
new ringtone lads
>>58128701
>first world country
>doesn't even have proper trains
Can't make this stuff up.
>>58128701
>Northern Powerhouse
Southern Fairy house will always be better.
>>58128743
I don't remember it but apparently I did
I was probably not being 100% serious
>>58128758
>i'm 6'11
proofs
>>58128758
5'6 here, please be my bf
>>58128758
Post a pic mate
>>58128804
nice try socialist but privatisation of our railways was the best thing that ever happened
just LOOK at those trains, gorgeous, how can europe compete?
Belfast bro here, sitting in botanic Park watching the students not study. I wish I was still in uni
>>58128880
>this meme is 7 years old now
>>58128871
>nice try socialist but privatisation of our railways was the best thing that ever happened
Please explain this meme.
Might take some modafinil desu
I feel really anxious.
galalala
galalala
hey hey hey
bingo
I'm still kissless.
>>58128936
Sniff some morphine then mate
>>58128901
which belfast bro?
shalalalalalala
ooo
uh-huh
>>58128906
are you reflecting on how you've aged or are you calling my post outdated?
How do we fix the decadence in our society, lads
>>58128701
Delete
>>58128957
i'll kiss you
maybe after we can swordfight with our willies
>>58128996
eat the rich
>>58128934
Think I've successfully quit now, haven't had the urge to do it at all
>>58128979
There's more than one shitposter from norn iron here?!
>>58128988
The former, I miss /a/ being good.
rate thread
>>58128553
>>58128996
Gas Labour.
>>58128819
You deserve to be mutilated.
>>58129042
Didn't know they legalised internet there.
>>58128996
revert to hunter-gatherer societies if i'm honest. 70% more leisure time than modern societies, happiness index stratospherically higher than global average.
can't wait sempai
>>58128957
>>58129007
can i join in
>>58129045
oh yeah no doubt, lad
>>58129067
Why?
The posts are just embarrassing more than anything
More detailed posts about my femdom fetish and some weird shit about race like
>tfw everyone in the world is a pretty white teenager
>>58129042
>how new
B U I L D W A L L
>>58128701
northern powerhouse is as real and as likely to exist as my gf
*cuts some shapes*
High test the tv show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBxo8s__v-s
>He goes to see movies by himself
Is tesco home delivery worth it lids, cheap?
Think 3 girls on this proximity based tinder thing are in my hotel
Will laugh if I see them at breakfast
>>58129153
I still go for the airing threads of non-shitposted shows. Rakugo and Haikyuu threads were top tier last season.
>>58129193
>Canada doesn't have a no singles policy yet
Ew
>>58129180
what if less people are trying to cross
>>58129180
based
>>58129193
I knew a cute girl that did this, probably a hipster thing.
lads...
>>58129197
The late night delivery is usually the cheapest option. I'd say worth it.
>>58129224
Ask if they want some early morning calamari
>>58128758
>not working out a fuckton and becoming optimus prime in human form
you're wasting what god gave you tbqh
me at the bottom
>>58129180
M A K E
T U R K E Y
P A Y
F O R
I T
>>58129248
>gif
fuck off
>It's a japlad sits on tinder in a hotel episode
Hate reruns.
>>58129240
/whohereisbeingdevilish/
Poleaboo is considering posting pics of his self-harm scars
Not sure if I'm filled with regret or want to create more scars
>>58128758
post yourself or fuck off mate.
nobody expects the spanish inquisition
>>58129331
About to go to bed desu
Just been monitoring it to see if it updates, so far no which matches my predictions
I'm sort of known as the funny one in this general so I'm up to my usual antics
What do you make an hour lads? £140 here.
making a cuppa before the chase starts
>>58129384
Hahaha XD
>>58129266
me in the top right
I've been missing out by not saving gondolas
>>58129401
19 quid something, poorfag gonna poor
why do we allow niggers?
Forgot the word "unanimous" for a bit there
Remembered it now though, obvs
>>58129342
why are you doing that as a darkmoon
>Got another white pig lined up for Friday
Good day lads.
Diversity means chasing down the last white person.
>>58128996
You don't, this is were the west falls... this is where we turn into a third world shithole we've been fighting against for millennia.
>>58129384
>Being funny
>Using the word antics
You have to choose, anon.
>>58129225
Don't follow Haikyuu, but I've heard good things, how is that?
>>58129342
>>58129452
or did you actually get the covenant to work? is that a sinner's world?
I've watched The Force Awakens several times and I still don't understand a logical reason why Kylo Ren feels the need to finish off what Darth Vader started.
Also, the film in general just rushed plot points
>oh hi I'm a storm trooper no wait nvm I don't want to kill I'm abandoning everything k lol bye
>hi I'm some bad guy, oh by the way I'm Han's son and turned bad
At least build up the characters for fucks sake instead of a few lines of exposition shoved in to explain it all
>>58129451
If you could remember it then did you ever really forget it?
Like when I "forget" to add milk to my tea but then I remember
>>58129401
About 6 pounds
>>58129441
>sitting upstairs when you've got summat boiling
what a twat
>You don't, this is were the west falls... this is where we turn into a third world shithole we've been fighting against for millennia
>>58129500
Nah I was like "what's that word when everyone votes the same way" for a good while
>>58129492
>Star Wars
grow up
>>58129492
I assume it will carry on with his storyline when Snoke and his mummy will get more screentime
>>58129452
doesn't matter, you still get the tongues
Lads I bet being a prostitute is a pretty well paying job.
Imagine if you only fuck one guy a day and only charge £100 that's already £26k no tax
I guess money doesn't buy class
>>58129422
>>58129266
Looks like fucking Karl Pilkopant Pilkington
Ah, yes, Muslims have been trying to invade the west for over a thousand years, but history suddenly stopped after World War Two so everything stopped and no bad people exist anymore
>>58129401
What do you do? Contract work for bank?
>>58129563
90% goes to your sugar daddy
>>58129563
>having to get fucked by some sweaty, lonely bloke every single day just for that
Nah mate
business idea: race is a red herring for negative character traits caused by class and culture
>>58129563
>british mathematics
it's £36,500
>>58129553
drang hammers goat
>>58129573
Nouveau riche are cancer.
>>58129607
He's assuming a normal five-day working week
>>58129492
I did find the storm trooper one odd to be honest. Seen as there's been no clear attempt ever to humanise them and suddenly in the first few minutes you see a trooper acting like a human, not a robot, and show any sign of dissent
>>58129573
>176 likes over a day
fucking kek, there are girls i know that get like 200 likes within an hour
>>58129607
>not factoring weekends
What is your favourite type of apple, lads?
Can't beat a crunchy Granny Smith.
>>58129582
>tfw people think Islamic terrorism is a recent thing because of western intervention but it's actually been around since the beginning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khawarij
>>58129695
pink lady here
>>58129695
a green one
>>58129695
Gala, all the way. Fuck Golden delicious.
>>58129628
trying to find a decent dex weapon other than katanas, I also sold my hammers straight away desu
>>58129594
Rent boy
>>58129695
Pink Lady
>>58129638
>>58129691
they're only working for an hour a day, i'm sure they can manage a 7 day week
>>58129716
Yeah, not into Golden Delicious either. Too sweet
>>58129582
>Ah, yes, Muslims have been trying to invade the west for over a thousand years
do you not think that's a bit stupid to be complaining about though
i mean there isn't a muslim region that hasn't been under european control bar turkey
>>58129722
farron greatsword scales nicely with dex and has a crazy weapon art
hammers are great for dealing with shitters because of their range and angle of sweep, if they try to roll around you you just take the lock off and dead angle them
*calls you a racist word*
>>58129492
>Star Wars
Ah yes, very impressive. Keep watching poorly made movies for children then cry about the decline of our country. Very, very impressive.
>>58129695
I could murder a Granny Smith, said Harold Shipman LOL
>>58129739
You'd want some time off just to give it some rest down there desu I'd imagine
>>58129713
>>58129730
>pink lady
Fag apples tbqh.
>>58129753
Not into you either frankly.
too sweet xoxox
Perfect albums don't exi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5n3dXnRgtM
>>58129753
It came from US. Literally everything is overly sweet there.
>white people give niggers aid so their children don't die
>niggers breed themselves into billions and move to white countries turning them into the same African shit hole they came from
Can't make it up
>>58129790
*calls you a racist*
having a delicious turkey and parmesan pasta dinner lads
>Big tits girl behind the bar brings home $400 dollars in tips
Born the wrong gender lads
>>58129807
yeah, but at least no one can call us racist
*caresses willy*
*thinks about having a wank*
.
>>58129817
GTFO Trotsky
>>58129800
would just shag 4 men a day monday-friday and make 104k
>>58129776
I invaded someone with the farron, moveset was really easy to dodge with rolls
lost 200$ at the casino lads
smdh
>>58129894
Try again, you have more of a chance of winning the more money you spend.
>>58129894
what were you playing?
But what is communism?
Well, communism is when you're walking down the street and you see a beggar and you give him a fiver. Capitalism is when you walk right past the beggar without even looking.
>>58129869
yeah, i think it's been used so much everybody's used to it by now
dunno if there are any really fun big weapons that scale with dex
>I'm depressed
LOL just change your thoughts lmao. You can change your feelings.
>>58129894
>smdh
suck my dick head?
>>58129807
rip western civilisation
>>58129921
nitwit
>mummy didn't cook anything for poleaboo
>>58129855
not sure if i understand this, don't really fux with commie shite 2bh
>>58129843
Life as an ugly girl is worse than that of an ugly man.
>>58129930
this, just like, get out more lmao
>>58129767
Do people seriously get annoyed by this? These kids are literally squandering away the only wealth they'll have. These kids inherited their money, they didn't create the businesses that got them the money. These kids will waste away their money and the money will die with them, even if they do bother to have kids. These are rich idiots. That's why they'll never be Rothschild tier.
Either way, they spend their money on the most gaudy and ugly of things, I'm really not jealous of their possessions.
I am jealous of their freedom however and complete lack of stress with anything in life
went cinema with a girl before and didn't make a move and she called me shy
>>58129930
You joke but it's true.
>>58129911
haha thats exactly what i thought when i put down my first 50 hahah ahahaha ahaha
>>58129917
roulette
>>58129933
damn
>mate posts picture of him racing at a track
>he's driving one of these
ell em ayy oh
What objectively is the best city to live in, in the UK?
Business idea: Abolish corporate tax
>>58129948
Even ugly girls have a herd of backup betas willing to support them for that wet hole
>>58129843
My mum used to be a Page3 girl in the 80s. Did it for a few years, made more than my dad did in the Navy.
>>58129944
Order a burger or something.
>>58129979
Bristol
>>58129979
Grimsby
>>58129956
Jealous, no. But the arrogance is grating desu, especially irl. Nouveau riche are funny and irritating at the same time.
>>58129979
Glasgow has objectively the friendliest and nicest community, they love English people there specifically.
>>58129975
>roulette
bit risky 2bh lad
>>58129930
Sadly doesn't work like that.
>>58129979
Birmingham
It's quality but we go along with the meme that it's a shithole to keep houses prices (relatively) down
>>58129945
Trotsky popularized the usage of the word to stifle dissent to the USSR model.
>>58129975
$200roos more and you double your chances of winning. It's common sense mate.
>>58130046
*Happily does work like that
See, it's easy
>>58130043
nah, i won 1000$ last year. just depends lad
>>58129843
>tips
>cronyism
>nepotism
all shite that should be banned and scum executed over
>>58129975
suck my damn head?
makes even less sense
>>58129924
might just go with a rapier or a hollowslayer greatsword
Hello friends
>>58130023
I've met people like this. The online persona is grating, I give you that. But irl they're vapidness(?) really shines through and you ~~almost~~ pity them. They buy all this gaudy shit to fill the void and it really shows when you talk to them
>>58130067
Literally never been in a worse city than Birmingham.
Only place where I've had people come up to me to starta fight
>>58130075
Not really.
>>58130067
>forgets to mention that you have be a paki to live there
>>58130006
Had a portion of chips and a donner on chips over the last 3 days
Not that a beach body is realistic but still I want to put in some effort
Also I kinda smell and burger places aren't as sparcely populated as chippys
>>58130104
you could always respec into str or quality with rosaria :^)
>>58130109
You'd be surprised
>>58130086
mathematically impossible to be profitable on a fixed odds game like roulette
keep spunking your money muggins
>>58130031
Glasgow is a happiness vacuum and you will literally die earlier (after a 50-year life of misery) simply for having lived here.
t. weegie
gf just strapped this to a rock and through it through my window
>>58130071
>commie made everyone call everyone racist for communism
this sounds like some /pol/ shit haha
>>58130118
>Literally never been in a worse city than Birmingham
Have you been to Swansea?
watching american pie again lads
such a good movie, brings back memories desu
>>58130130
Speak English you dense fuck
>>58130141
You have that classic Glasgow sense of awareness pal.
>>58130139
I know, I've been lucky. I count my losses and win. All up I'm about 2,500 up. I only gone once every 3-5 months
>>58130071
haha
yeah i'll ignore this 2bh
>>58130113
I know exactly what you mean. Pitiable, for sure.
>>58130118
yeah and if i ever lay eyes on you i'll fucking do you too
>>58130128
nah they took down the "no white people after 7pm" signs in alum rock a couple years ago mate
hairdresser looked a bit like the secretary off suits
listening to limewax
>>58130130
Do you get a discount at paki takeaways because you're a 'brother'?
>>58130182
Glaswegians unironically are very friendly though even if the lad was being le ironic xD. If you dumped a foreigner in London they'd get a colder reception from people than if you dropped them in Glasgow.
>>58129956
>>58129956
This desu
>>58130131
>respec into str
>>58130155
Think about it, Communism and Russia went far and wide. People who objected could be attacked on the basis of "racism" and silenced. Much like today. The main ideas were that if everyone I'm the world was united under communism then it would lead to some bullshit multicultural, non religious utopia.
You now remember downloading One Night In Paris on Limewire
>>58130165
Memories of that time you shagged a pie ahahha
she blinded me with science!
>>58130256
Sure that's what you say to all Englishmen, right before you pounce and go for the neck.
>>58129979
Norwich, we have TWO, count 'em, TWO cathedrals
>>58130276
str weapons are the most fun and satisfying to use
only ultra greatswords are nerfed to shit at this point and since greatswords got a buff yesterday it's not hard to see UGS getting one as well
Ah, yes, communism. Where even if you were the most devout, perfect and loyal communist, you could be sent to the gulag
>>58130249
wouldn't know, all takeaways are paki takeaways
>>58130173
I've had too many takeaways recently and I'm in no fit state to leave the house anyway
>>58130173
Well that's not very nice.
>>58130264
*puts daddy's bottles back in the cellar and returns the watches to his dressing table*
>>58130304
Just don't mention the mosque ;)
>>58130339
not real communism
hate interacting with people at work
it's all woman and all they talk about is how they watched lorraine and this morning on their day off
goat programme
>>58130356
Two Cathedrals, one Mosque. I think we know who wins, and it's Queen Elizabeth II, defender of the faith.
>>58130198
Not an argument, did you even read it?
He did not "invent" the word. He popularized it for stomping out dissent.
>>58129807
my favourite:
>white people adopt lax immigration policies and encourage 3rd world doctors here because >"WE'RE HELPING THEM RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY DO U HAV NO HEART DIVERSITY TOLERANCE I BET THEY DO BETTER JOBS THAN POOR WHITE PPL LMAO"
>all skilled professional doctors in the democratic republic of povertia flee their shitholes to come to the west, leaving their homelands with a shortage of doctors
>white people then give these countries fucktons because "WE'RE HELPING THEM RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY DO U HAV NO HEART"
>a high percentage of this money goes to corrupt charity and government officials, the little money that does get their gets spent on makeshift tent hospitals either employing barely trained locals or shithouse white trainees on their gap year
CANNOT FABRICATE THESE CLAIMS
>>58130302
I don't know anyone under the age of 50 who talks up the """"rivalry"""" with England. The only people you're likely to hear that sort of shit from, even then it's playful, is from low-IQ, chest-beating Yes voters.
How did the west get so guilt tripped into thinking it's the only people on earth to have ever done bad things and need to be punished?
>>58130141
>weegie
In there for that free uni eh?
>>58130356
There's a mosque in Norwich?
who /desperatelyneedsagf/ here?
I think I'd rather have this be one big screen instead of four desu
Holding my phone over my face in bed
Wouldn't it be funny if I dropped it on my face
What is the most common part of the UK that /int/ posters are from?
>>58130385
more like coat program they're all wearing long coats lmao
>>58130402
Just bantering with you mate. I don't doubt that most Scots couldn't care less about a 700 year old conflict.
>>58130339
Purges happen in every political system m8. it's just that their revolution set a precedent for killing enemies rather than firing them.
I have in my fridge/cupboard:
1/2lb of lamb mince
Some tomatoes
Some bell peppers
Some green beans
Some eggs
Some basmati rice
Tinned crab meat
Tinned tuna
Tinned mackerel
What meal can I make with this shit?
>>58130282
>think about it
just because it confirms your sense of victimisation doesn't make it true lad
>>58130444
Fuck off
>>58130416
Because blacks don't have accomplishments like the white race, so they must discourage all that makes us... us.
>>58130459
Make shakshuka with the lamb, tomatoes, peppers and eggs
Eat it with rice
>>58130430
I've seen povvos with setups like this desu. Priorities.
>my local Conservative candidate's name is Jason Ablewhite
Why, those are the two things I expect a good politician to be!
>>58130471
Great post
>>58130459
put it in a bowl, mash it all up then make little burgers out of it.
>>58130421
Free prescriptions as well, all on the English taxpayer's money.
>>58130319
I've always gone dex, don't think I'll ever go str desu
>>58130514
Doxxed
Do you think there are still any Brits on /int/ who never lurk or post in /brit/?
That was me in the first few months of /brit/'s existence btw. I was one of the last /anglo/ holdouts
>>58130459
a shit kedgeree
>>58130264
I've been on both sides of the Nouveau riche cancer. I knew two kids in Uni who had parents that owned companies in China and they would piss around 15k a week on bottle service just to have people go out with them, and they're the most obnoxious fuckers who are only good for free drinks.
However, they're the best if you're working at a club. Have had kids like that tip 500 sometimes.
>>58130471
why did you have to do that?
>>58130514
Good post
>>58130459
Lamb burgers? Use the egg to bind the mince, and finely chopped tomatoes and peppers together. Serve with the rice and beans?
>>58130526
English people get free prescription too don't they?
left or right lads?
>Let us have your women and bennies
What do?
>>58130589
Is there an option for running away?
>>58130586
Not as standard but you just fill out a form and get a card that gives you them for free
goat programme
>>58130526
Piglia bene.
>English
Attualmente sono i Scozzesi che pagano per noi. Giusto per essere chiaro.
>>58130586
I think that's only if you're on benefits.
>>58130586
No
We have to pay for everything, we have to pay for drugs too while the Welshies get them for free.
>>58130586
If you're a kid or a pensioner then yeah. In most instances, no.
>>58130643
Ma che cazzo dici
>The absolute state of these chase players
>>58130514
my local tory mp is literally gideon osborne himself
who /golden triangle/ here?
>>58130618
somali lads out
somali women in
eating some curry goat la
>Islamic preachers outright preach in the open about coming to the west, draining our resources, engaging in economic warfare, outbreeding us and raping us
>we continue to let them in
>>58130642
totally fucking Mexico
>>58130664
>Owning Scotland and Wales for years and having them do everything.
Now we're the lackeys.
What happened to England?
>>58130464
Try again.
The English term was first used in 1935.
>>58130703
What possessed him to stand like that?
>>58130288
no, memories of being back in school and going to parties back in the 90s you little SHIT
>>58130749
Tapping a ley line
>>58130618
gunboats haha
p.s. give me money and dance to the tune of your own prejudice you little runts
t. katie hopkins
>>58130676
Dico che attualmente sono i Scozzesi che pagano per i corsi degli studenti Europei.
>>58130712
good lad
>>58130642
KEEP IT FOOLISH
>>58130589
right
the "i'm dead inside" look in her eyes is both attractive and and relatable to me
>>58129977
hope for his sake theres not too many turns
>See Tom Delonge mentioned
>Think of sershlad
>>58130618
They look like they're enjoying themselves
>not being upper middle class
You can live almost as luxuriously as the richkidsofinstagram yet not be a vapid obnoxious cunt. It's the perfect balance
>>58130589
>It's a Piper Perri gets absolutely destroyed by a 6'5 black man episode
What birthday present should i get my gf lads. looking to spend 50 pounds
>ywn live in 1950s america
gas me lads
>>58130666
Even for chronic conditions since birth?
Just went to the shop, lads
http://strawpoll.me/7417009
be good lads, vote /Sverigetråden/
Going to stop wanking for a bit, see what happens
>>58130749
he really likes ronaldo's freekick stance
>>58130618
isn't that the lad from captain philips?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQmwQDp-yLQ
absolute banger
>>58130840
tfw will never have a perfect family with a qt husband
>>58130856
cum doesn't come out if you stop wanking
>>58130845
>red bull
>£420
what
>>58130777
UN PAIO DI PALLE
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>>58130845
I took this picture
>>58130356
Norwich has a muzzy meetup?
>>58130740
>Try again.
le smug /pol/ browser haha
did some research in russian, slightly more interesting desu
>>58130895
The red bull is a fiver m8
>>58130895
idiot
>>58130895
The red bull was £5
>>58130845
>service
lmao
>>58130937
There's an islamic centre in a disused chapel apparently
fucking ruined
>>58130845
>''''''''''''''''''''complimentary'''''''''''''''''''' soda water
>$5
wot
I'm thinking maybe a minced lamb curry
Puree the tomatoes
Brown the mince
Add chopped peppers
Season with salt, pepper, cayenne, mixed herbs and a little crushed chilli flakes
Boiled basmati rice
>>58130847
there's a swede who spams scat and some comment about the cp he watches here so it's a no from me
>Big Man Tyrone has been privileged to work with nearly 6,000 customers worldwide and has produced some of the greatest videos on YouTube and the internet
>be black man with funny voice and 10/10 public speaking abilities
>make £20000 just from 30 second youtube videos
if he could do it so can you
>>58130997
where is the curry powder you silly billy
>>58130993
all 4 of them cost $0.00
>>58130845
>paying 120k pounds for amand de brignac
wish i owned that place jesus the marges on that
Thick lass at my work decided to wear a skirt today lads, had to ry pretty hard to disguise my hard-on
>>58130815
This. You get this smug sense of satisfaction that you're low-key better than everyone else and you don't even feel the need to show it
Except if you run into a literal aristocrat and then your insecure middle-class genes kick in
>>58130950
I'm going to have to look into this, good job Franco
>>58130952
>>58130955
>>58130973
oh yeah, haha
>>58131049
>tfw you feel like a novelty pet that they keep around
>>58130293
touhou yes
>>58131034
>page 3
fuck off
>>58131032
Make my own. Or something close with pepper, coriander, ginger, mustard seed
>>58130845
Ah, this guy was an American who broke the record for most expensive bottle of champagne ever bought. Cool....
