German-Anglo friendship edition
cara
anime
inshallah
reminder
Heard Kyary adverts being played at Shibuya
>>58125863
>Turkroach-BEADY friendship edition
>>58125878
you been to the sushi bars that have conveyor belts?
brb lads just watching "my big fat paki wedding" for research
Asuka.
>>58125956
been to one at selfridges desu
>>58125995
clearly wasn't asking you now was I you rude fucking cunt
you want to rape merkel to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6tuohhCGz4
choooon lads and ladettes
>>58125982
Rasheed.
>>58125956
I was going to one today, not conveyor belts but you order with a touchpad, then food comes down a chute direct to your place. It was closed for repairs or something though, quite annoyed, sounded a good gimmick
Did see another conveyor one at Shibuya I might go to if I'm near there again
>>58126049
I disagree.
>>58126041
I do.
>>58125942
Sorry m8. 100% ethnic German.
>>58126082
Not an argument.
PIRATAS: DEVUVELVAN LAS MALVINAS
>Heard Kyary adverts being played at Shibuya
>>58125935
the new single came out yesterday but i wasnt so much a fan of it
I didn't get the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJTzjBd35wg
perfect choon for this nice sunny afternoon lads
What now lads
Was checking it wasn't a bot
>Hans and the Eternal Anglo friendship
Scariest thing I've ever heard
Merkel is the best German leader since Hitler,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sv-0XjrBVT0
not a fan of this edition
>>58126186
pink like ur pussy? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXLMJmcyhuM
/House/ desu lads
>>58126186
suppose that should be
>was checking she wasn't a bot
>>58126186
"You're such a girl"
>>58126186
ask if she likes a gentlemen who knows a hug is the only reward expected after a date.
>>58125863
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!!!!
>>58126212
Rasheed
>>58126226
ooga booga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxgDzY-b23I
Is the x-files too dated to start watching lads?
>>58126241
>house
FONT
>>58126308
Gillian Anderson will never be too dated
>>58126308
I don't think so
>>58126290
sei nicht so unhöflich, gerhard!
>>58126359
Alles OK, Nige?
>>58126321
Sorry I don't listen to NSBM or esoteric Hitlerist martial industrial
>>58126186
aaliyah please
>>58126212
I will fucking destroy you. You are like a worm to me, a worthless wretched slug. Crawl back into your slug hole now while there is still life in your worthless piece of shit husk of a body. Close this tab. I own this thread.
>>58126186
ask her why she has to perpetuate negative gender stereotypes with that answer
>>58126404
nich wirklich uezs. es gibt dreckige krauts in meinem faden
>>58126186
say:
"Why shouldn't I ask what you like?"
>2016
>not taking part in the 90s pumping techno revival
baka desu senpai
>>58126469
What kind of answer are you hoping to get with that?
>>58126425
I like this one because I have no idea what its purpose is
>>58126468
T-Tut mir Leid
t. OP
deutschland deutschland
unter alles
unter alles in der welt
>>58126308
watch Miami Vice instead
>through the eyes of travellers until the middle of the 20th century
can I use "until" for an undefined span of time up to a certain point in the past? doesnt sound right.
>>58126508
tindr asked him that question before he wrote to her. what kind of answer were they hoping to get?
>>58126535
ich bin ganz schwul
>>58126558
wew
the money was just resting in my account
I've heard you want to get annexed after leaving the EU, is that true?
>Es ist Zeit für Reich
http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/04/lets-leave-the-eu-and-join-germany/
>>58126613
But she wouldn't see that and it wouldn't make any sense
Hardly does when you can see it tbH
>>58126636
haha jj germanobro
we will forge a mighty empire together, your nation and mine
Thinking about Yorkshire, you?
>>58126666
nah not true, wouldn't believe every clickbait article you read family
>>58126654
ted
>>58126687
doing a poo
>>58126687
Same lad.
Also M E N T I O N E D
>>58126687
>Yorkshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8
>>58126489
nobody listens to techno, so let's go
gagging for a hard bumming lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xcORzHcMVf
Poleaboo made himself a chocolate spread sandwich but he is still hungry
Considering going downstairs and asking mummy to cook me something
>>58126523
it's from a Katy b song :3
>>58126670
the same question would be posed to her, no? are you saying only the man sees that prompt before chatting up a bird? are you saying tindr is:
"perpetuating negative gender stereotypes"
Work cited:
>>58126457
my mum don't know your mum
stop telling man you're my cousin
>>58126687
Living in Yorkshire, you?
NEED an english gf
what do
If the USSR and the gulags were so bad why was there no international trial similar to Nuremberg?
>>58126801
go England, probs
>Living in Yorkshire, you?
>>58126801
fuck off and settle for a German bint
>>58126801
NEED a german gf
what do
How do i chirpse with yanks? (Have my tinder set in LA)
normie hours are approaching lads
see you on the other side
Bye lads, I'm off to bed. Too much work tomoz
>>58126811
russia's sovereignty WILL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>58126871
Tell her you'd turn a page in her book
>That's right m'lady, I do indeed hail from the verdant idyllic St Annes on the Sea
>>58126871
Why LA?
>>58126871
be anything but direct
>>58126745
alri marshall
>>58126923
Was curious how rich hollywood birds looked like
St literally who on the sea
Which city has the hottest British women?
t. not a Mehmet but a white German
What should I eat in the UK that would be uniquely UKish and that would WOW me in a positive way.
tl;dr: Some enjoyable food unique to the UK?
>inb4 halal, gyro meat, etc.
>>58126991
bradford
>>58125863
^_^
>>58126977
They can be pretty bangin, not gonna lie
>>58126991
ballycastle
>>58126977
are you seeing loads of wannabe actors
>>58126564
Yeah makes sense mate.
>>58126991
obligatory LONDON but also somewhere well-to-do but not so big, like Oxford or Cambridge
>a fucking off colour latvia flag
>>58126977
how the shit do you change ur city, laa???
>>58127015
was thinking about this
I haven't seen a single 'uk' theme restaurant here
what gives?
Nice day outside 2bh; sunny with a gentle breeze.
>>58127015
A beef Wellington
ramadan starts in a few weeks lads, are you ready for fasting?
>>58127015
fish and chips, full english, sunday dinner.
>>58127015
Probably something like a Sunday roast at a carvery.
Or just fish and chips with heaps of salt and vinegar from a chippy honestly.
>>58127015
Sunday roast
>>58127015
munchy box
>>58127063
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedLion/comments/4f2c8e/just_went_to_a_british_pub_in_tokyo_decided_to/
>>58127040
Yeah that Melissa girl is apparently
>Student | Actress
>>58127062
Allow mock locations on developer options on Android, and then downloaded Fake GPS app and set it somewhere else in the world. Was "in" Oslo last week lad
>>58126290
I used to say that as well until I learned an actual Jew came up with that phrase. There is a reason why the NSDAP never uttered that phrase.
>>58127015
shepherds pie
>>58127094
good idea, completely forgot about this. sounds tasty, never tried.
>>58127015
balti
>>58127132
not expecting u to know, but is there an equivalent for iphones?
>>58127131
meant restaurants specifically
I've seen a few british pubs here
>>58127015
Yorkshire puddings
>>58127193
>apple letting you do anything on their iphone
no there isn't haha
>>58127214
What, just on their own? Lol
>>58127113
>>58127127
>>58127129
cheers, lads. sounds good
>>58127132
What part of LA do you say you're from?
>>58127260
dont go to any old shit though
find decent pubs/bistros/restaurants
check google for reviews and such
>>58125863
Friendly reminder that zionist Churchill wanted to turn Germany in pasture lands. Also Engels spent a lot of time in England and it was there that heavily influenced his Communist theories. So stop giving Germany shit for inventing Communism when England is just as responsible (and France). And yes, USA is a shithole and should never ever be considered an ally of white Europeans.
>>58127110
I guess you could say it's fast approaching :3
>>58127242
Accompanied by a sunday roast obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9UlKHBh8JE
NSFU2 2bh
whos ready for 4/20
DUDE
>>58127274
I say I'm an english tourist, and my location is set between korea town and dodger stadium
>>58127015
Haggis is GOAT.
>>58127015
Just ya standard roast? Toad in the holes pretty nice. There's shepherds pie as well, but it's nothing special
>>58127343
Hahaha, weed man!!! Blaze it up!
>>58127308
what are you on about?
I could go to any shit cafe or pub and still enjoy a brekie or a sundie
On a ket and dmt c0omedpwn lacds
>>58127386
good lad
>>58127341
not even sure if this is on NSFU2 :(
it's on marshall mathers LP is what i meant haha
>>58127378
Yes, because you are a pleb.
>On a ket and dmt c0omedpwn lacds
>tfw no yank mate to take out for a Sunday roast, get him bladdered on two beers, then release him in a club full of slags
would be jokes
Lads have you ever noticed that attractive person full of themselves = confident but ugly person full of themselves = arrogant?
What's the deal with that?
>>58127365
off-putting, but i'll try it if you say so
>>58127419
do you wear you fedora when you go to your bistro?
*smashes your shins with a telescopic baton*
oi
fuckin fascist fuck off ahaha
>>58127365
No, it's sheep
>>58127422
>I want to be that Yank
>>58127361
haha very nice
have you tried pulling hipster Silver Lake/east side girls or are you looking solely for the posh Hollywood/west side type?
i shitd is comgub back aound keypbpard looks chunkcky
>>58127468
Well done mate
>>58127468
nice
>>58127425
arrogant comment
>>58127386
agwahhah lfol Im''d so hihh I cneat typ preolery
Oh wait I'm just being an attention seeking faggot
>>58127462
Always.
>>58127425
Ugly people have nothing to be confident about so it's assumed that they're compensating for their bad genes with over-the-top behavior
Is Sturridge better than Kane?
>>58127422
Take me plz
I promise not to be too loud bit three drinks will be pushing my limits
grimsby arcade
>>58127534
yes
>>58127528
Never heard of Sturridge but Kane went corporate so I assume he must be better than Kane.
>>58127451
That's just a meme joke from sitcom-tier shows. Who cares what it looks like.
>>58127468
kek
alri
>yanks won't eat offal
fucking sheltered prissy cunts
Can't sleep, gonna listen to ASMR
I swear if that nigger wins any gold again I'm puking.
reminder that if you don't have black pudding with your english breakfast then you're a soft cunt
>>58127451
I guarantee you'll like it
>>58127610
>gonna listen to ASMR
I'll never understand this
>>58127528
no
>le injured pacy black man
>>58127473
Bring a fit Canadian sister and it's on
>>58127529
Let me know if you're ever in Cambridge (England, not massachusetts) and I'll get you fucked up mate
There's a McDonald's and everything, you'll love it
>>58127504
>I am a square
Daily reminder that if you support gay marriage, you are ACTIVELY Islamophobic
>>58127421
Made this for you.
*scans /brit/ for high power levels*
heh.. guess I wont be needing this
*unequips enchanted katana*
I refuse to believe that 7.5in isn't around the average length of an ercet white cock
creasing desu
did some dmt
did about 400mg of ket listenedd to pink floyd at half 3
>>58127641
felt emasculated by this post
>>58127703
that's a lot of ket
>>58127667
Here you'd be a god because of the accent but where you are she'd have the option to pick though
>>58127683
6.5 here
Even I hit a wall with most chics. My first gf I could barley fit in after fingering her for like 3 months. She was a virgin.
vision blurry on the comedown
me enjoying a spot of winter recreation
>>58127746
im surprised you can keep both eyes pointing the same way after 400mg of ket lad
>>58127748
*pushes you*
>nice day
>could be out with friends
>could be out with her
>stuck here
dealer just text me lads
>>58127744
>3 months between fingering and putting it in for the first time
Dude what
>>58127744
how old was she lad? that's what i thought, you need to relax with that
>>58127746
never had a comedown before, only tiredness.
>>58127737
yeah but i like the k hole
>>58127667
The first time I got drunk was in London when I was 18 and I had MaccyD's at the Liverpool St. train station
First feeling of euphoria I've ever felt desu
listening to aoa
>>58127660
You have to try stop understanding and let it envelop you
>>58127641
reminder that if you have an english breakfast you are a fucking infidel because sausages are haram
>>58127704
*cast camouflage*
*waits for blue sentinels to show up
heh, nice try kiddo
one of my """""friends"""""" for some reason now has a problem with me and won't stop trying to start shit
fucking twat absolutely can't stand the cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOftAbw7l8s
absolute banger to be honest chaps
>>58127777
there's no way thats safe
>>58127788
>waiting until 18
??
>>58127771
it's bloody hard
were you in the last thread?
>>58127813
iktff
>>58127660
if you don't experience the tingles then it's pretty pointless 2bh
>>58127777
is this a nigerian prince scam? nice quads.
Who /comfy/ here?
>>58127806
>implying i don't know every area like the back of my hand
>implying i can't immediately tell if a piece of scenery is wrong
>implying i can't wreck a blueberry anyways
>>58127819
dreadful, sort your music taste out.
>>58127835
Mommy and Daddy kept the booze locked up
>>58127786
good lad
>>58127788
>first time I got drunk
>18
yank drinking culture is pathetic
>>58127780
15, so was I. 22 now.
>>58127779
Well to be fair she was a prude virgin, she got mad because I was experienced and she wasn't so I need to convince her a little.
After 3 months of sexual contact but no pene, she was begging for it. Just couldn't get more than 3 inches in there without her wincing in pain
Haven't had a wank in about 5 days. Just not in the mood 2bh and my usual go-to source for porn has been a bit dry of late.
willy is big
>>58127870
*kills you and anime*
>>58127836
yeah i was the one with the spanish flag
>>58125863
>Germany and Britain
>Friendship
>>58127884
Do yanks not understand the concept of purchasing alcohol yourself
>>58127741
Nobody really mentioned it when I was in Niagara Falls tbf but then I was with the misses
>>58127788
I got mashed in London once and ate McDonald's sat on the floor in King's Cross
Some matey was sweeping around me
>>58127909
banter between friends is natural
Reminder that Poles are just Pakis with white skin
>>58127868
I don't get tingles, at all, but I still listen to the odd video. Having a cute girl talk softly and kindly into your ears is relaxing in and of itself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQdADBvQqA
Who else here gets frisson?
No not your ASMR shit, I mean that shudder and opiate-like feeling of satisfaction from certain pieces of music.
>>58127938
me on the left
>>58127928
>21
>>58127893
>mfw not getting alcohol poisoning at least once a week
OI FOY LIGHT WEIGHT INNIT. IN THE UK WE GRADUALLY KILL OURSELVES DUE TO OVERINTOXICATION YEAH?
>>58127906
Why hate cute boys?
>>58127703
snorting cocaine? quite pathetic
swallowed four grams of psychadelics. smoke 0.7 of dmt and fly to venice
>>58127908
mofo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOK5jDgM_WI
*dances like a madman*
>>58127946
yeah fairy nuff, is intentionally relaxing i guess. i only watch dudes cos it's just about the tingles 4 me and i sperg out having qts whispering in my ear haha
>>58127893
That's why we end up going insane in college
It's terrible I know, we can die for our country but can't have a pint bullshit...
>>58127928
21
>>58127946
>closest a cute girl come to talking to you is through a video
you cannot fabricate this sentiment
>>58127962
Yeah I get that (though the /r/frisson subreddit is absolute shite these days and none of the posts there do it for me).
Normally what causes it for me is """""epic""""" things happening in movies / movie trailers, properly accompanied by loud, fast exciting music (BRRRRMMMMMs etc).
>>58127990
i don't do coke
>>58127972
>not wanting to gradually kill yourself when we live in an uncaring, meaningless world
>>58127966
>>58128024
>getting ID'd
just go to a dodgy shop like everyone else when they're under age
>>58128032
Yeah I'm a loser. More news to come at 18:00.
>>58127946
This just makes me angry. Not sure why.
>>58126186
What app is this?
>>58128024
so you never got fake ID's so you could buy drinks?
>>58127972
>not drinking to forget and kill yourself slowly
i forgot how yanks all act like yapping puppies who find everything "awesome!!1!" and "amazing"
my name is james bond...james bond
>>58128046
The world is your oyster, you can do anything you want tbqh :-) You define your meaning, kid
>>58127990
>swallowed four grams of psychadelics. smoke 0.7 of dmt and fly to venice
vento aureo in a nutshell
>>58128079
almost nowhere sells liquor here except the LC (provincial government franchise)
>>58128043
mate its a lyric from traumz
Sometimes I feel like there's a paki inside all of us...
about to buy a load of fascist literature lads
>snorting cocaine
>not shooting it
Wew
>>58128128
enjoy being put on a list
>>58128120
You don't have to be 21 too buy booze here? Also you're from Ontario? I thought it was 19?
>>58128121
alright. still a bit wobbly
bf just sent me this
>>58128144
>IVing anything
absolutely degenerate mate
don't do that
>>58127976
>>58127870
What anime?
>>58127876
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little hollow? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Darkwraiths, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Kiln of the First Flame, and I have over 300 confirmed PVP kills. I am trained in DEX warfare and I’m the top sinner in the entire Book of the Guilty. You are nothing to me but just another Humanity. I will lagstab you with precision the likes of which Lordran has never seen before, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with Dark Bead spamming? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Darkwraiths across Lordran and your Soul Sign is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Firestorm, Beanpole. The Pyromancy that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead. I can be anywhere, anytime with my Red Eye Orb, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Uchigatana. Not only am I extensively trained in buff combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blacksmith Andre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soul off the face of the continent, you little catbro. If only you could have known what occult retribution your little “clever” magic spam was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have black crystaled out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you "MLG Pro". I will Great Combustion all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hollow.
