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Voted for Sinn Fein again lads edition
>>58114726
why does it have the map of australia turned right 90º in the logo instead of irelands one?
I did vote for sinn féin.
>>58114726
I support UVF
>>58118853
Delet this
Niccolo Machiavelli was in the IRA.
You can stick your decommission up your arse.
doing a poo
crayon pop
>>58118485
>Reminder that literal millionaires lurk these threads.
bit rude
I'm an active poster.
t. £2M net worth
>>58114726
mate of mine saw him in a nightclub toilet in carlow
im on the loo
doing a poo
>>58114726
Lost their way there.
gf likes me too much
>>58114773
that's africa moran
>>58118853
>UVF
rubbish
Best drugs are UDA
>tfw sell yachts for a living
Need isis to do a terrorism on the run up to the referendum
business idea: sit on a busy street and ask people for their money
>>58119464
ABORT
ABORT
>>58119464
yeah idktf
I want a Hibiki Ohtsuki gf
>>58119502
You've been watching a bbc documentary.
>>58119464
Try dumping her. If she baws you're fucked.
>>58119527
The gyppos ALWAYS target Greggs.
I feel the anger changing me.
>>58114726
Someone needs to shop smug Pepe fingers on that
>>58119564
actually there's always some outside of my local greggs. why?
Cor lads forgot how slaggy Girls Aloud looked 2bh
Would still worship the one on the bottom rights arsehole tho if you know what i mean ;)
>>58119559
I don't watch TV
Jimin
Whenever they uncover a terrorist or an isis recruiter you always get people that knew him going "he was such a nice normal guy went to work just normal"
Makes me think any muslim could be one 2bh
>>58119593
not your personal army newfrog
I am a terrible human being
>>58119605
Bottom left is the spit of Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
>>58119605
was always a kim fan desu, dat bum
>>58119625
but that's not how you use that
>>58119625
Well I'll do it myself then
Whenever they uncover a baby rapist or any white sexual predator you always get people that knew him going "he was such a nice normal guy went to work just normal"
Makes me think any white person could be one 2bh
Are you baptised anon?
Swedish trolls only smell the blood of white Christian CIS men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNR4zQKNORU
>>58119638
Poleaboo agrees, you are
Been spending most our lives living a gangster's paradise desu
>>58119597
Because there's a lot of traffic in and out of Greggs + people will normally have change in their hands walking out + might feel guilty because they have tasty Greggs while the beggar has nothing to eat.
>Hi, I'm Pepe Granouille, I'll be interviewing you today.
How do you reply
Whenever they uncover a murderer or any black violent criminal you always get people that knew him going "he a good boy, he went to church, he dindu nuffin"
Makes me think any black person could be one 2bh
>>58119732
alright mate haha *fist bump*
>>58119732
Poop! Haha sorry I'm random, zoodles!
What did she mean by this?
the uk
More like u gay
>>58119732
*shake his hand firmly*
>>58119732
Mr Pepe I am Anonymous
>>58119732
>tumblr
>>58119732
sorry im late lol
>>58119732
*gives firm two firm pumps of the hand*
>>58119813
Blocked in a Ulster accent.
Meaning drunk.
>>58119732
*extends paw*
meow
>>58119411
Fuck off Craven.
>ordered a $5 dvi to vga adapter off amazon last tuesday
>won't get it until tomorrow
ah yes very impressive
*farts*
oh, dear me, pretend you didn't hear that
got a theory
>i rank marmite
>>58119624
That's a good point. New gimmick, kick out all muslims from the west.
>>58119894
whereas the drugs i ordered got here the next day.
now thats impressive.
>>58119939
>ordered drugs a week ago
>still not here
reeeeeeeee
>>58119985
that sucks. dont go to that vendor again
(unless you know its the post office being lazy cunts)
>>58119985
you've been scammed m8
>>58119813
East or west Belfast. Both horrendously extreme Irish accents
You'll be shot in the east if caught or her brothers and their 20 mates will beat you to a pulp and leave you for the gypsies up the west.
>>58119732
Dr Granouille, I'm CIA.
how come you're life is so sad and pathetic you have to resort to taking drugs?
>>58120032
n-no
>marmite
>>58119918
>Marmite? Nah pal, don't rate it
>>58120063
Kill yourself, you aboo fucking spider twat.
lovely day out
>>58120048
how come your life is so sad and pathetic you have to post on 4chan at 1pm on a tuesday
>>58120093
all me
>>58120048
drugs enhance life 2bh.
Would an Irish person (or someone doing their best Irish accent) Vocaroo this text? Thanks faam!
aye, top o' the mornin' to ya, laddies.
it's a beautiul day here in dear old mother ireland.
and i would like to give my most sincere fack off to all you protestant saxon pricks.
600 fackin' years of english oppression, but soon the free irish republican army will blot out the stain of british occupation, and we will once again be a united ireland for a free irish people. and you saxon cunts can fack back off to germany, or denmark, or france, or where ever the fuckelse you rapebabies came from.
askhakjsdh skdjfh urhg skjhgdkgj hdk hÉireann gargle
in my native tongue of garlic, that means
"O' beautiul Ireland, how magnificent are thee.
A land flowing with milk and potatoes, and pleasant for the eyes to see."
God bless Ireland!
>I have anything but butter on my toast
>>58120152
me on the right
>>58120093
I wish I was an abo spider, I'd fuckin deck you like this kid
Right that's it; I want all the normies out now. NOW NOW NOW GET OUT REEEEEEEE
>I only get the finest scottish rolled oats for breakfast, M'lady
>>58120156
Doing voice work for free devalues the market and doesn't even lead to more exposure
No thanks!
>>58120152
This picture is interesting because the man labelled with Britain looks British and the woman is how I picture an Australian woman, so switch the baby and womans flags around and it's right.
>>58120202
Well then how many dank memes will it cost me?
>>58120161
White people have Marmite on their toast.
Just got a call telling my army selection date
shit myself
>be vegan
>go to Japan
>dish has egg served with it
>complain
What a stupid cunt
>>58120256
gyal with a big bat
>>58120184
The only thing you deck is your mothers halls with my semen.
>>58120247
it will cost you real money you fucking stupid meme spouting yank twat
fuck off never show your fat face here again
>>58120256
what's happened
>>58120247
You have to eat a jar of Marmite for us on camera, that's a common yank meme.
>the north
Marriage is a con
>>58120277
>>58120309
what?
>>58120292
one ebin spurdo, final offer.
>>58120263
what
>>58120256
It ain't me starts playing.
thank you based god
>>58120366
no worries my son
>>58120315
Yes the yank north is full of queers with shite accents.
>>58120312
I don't think any stores nearby sell Marmite, but I could just pour a whole container of salt onto a turd—that'd be close enough.
the dream
>>58120315
NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
>when you realize Kanye West is redpilled
>>58120256
Make sure you play Serbia strong from your helicopter speakers before removing kebab.
>>58120338
Did you have vikings?
I knew Danes and Norwegians were.
>>58120405
>stores
Fuck off yank.
>Stop posting that's my thread
>>58120344
The egg was on the side, not in the actual dish, and she complained anyway
>>58120408
Might have a cheeky look at page 3.
>>58120504
who is "she"? the gf?
>>58120442
The SA80 is such a shit gun
Yanks underwater lmao
>>58120524
how would you know?
Why are Brits so damn ugly?
>>58120518
No some stupid French woman
>>58120536
I used to be in the cadets and learnt to use the cadet version of the gun (i.e. single fire only)
>>58120563
>I used to be in the cadets
>>58120563
>cadets
LOL what a FUCKING LOSER
>>58120563
fair enough. gives you a more informed opinion than most i suppose.
>Why are Brits so damn ugly?
>>58120536
Royal Irish Regiment.
2 years in NI 4 in Cyprus.
Tis a shit rifle.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36079583/bullied-children-are-more-likely-to-bully-other-kids
Are all the bullies here been bullied?
me and the gf lads, rate
>>58120637
then why do the army use it?
>>58120524
And H&K fxed the majority of the problems with the A2 upgrade.
>>58120666
Idk satan.
>royal irish regiment
>>58120637
Ahh yes, what fantastic combat experience.
>>58120551
The one on the right because he's standing up.
>>58120704
> THE IRISH.
>>58120705
I know. Cyprus is fucking great.
>>58120662
she's spinning her head the wrong way m80
>>58120637
Did you remove potato?
>>58120637
what do you think of the RMP
>>58120746
good post
u lads ever think u r better off alone?
>>58120666
Because of penny pinching jews.
>>58120775
I did for about 10 years
Then I got some friends and a gf, and lost them, and now I realise how much I need them
haha
>>58120637
>6 years sitting in a canteen playing army men
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>58120775
Yes, I realised that last night when I crawled into bed at 03:30 after spending 12 hours shitposting here. I thought that I would just disturb my gf if she was already in bed and my lifestyle would have to change to be in sync with hers.
You guys are too important to me for that.
>>58120704
>>58120729
Too manlet to join the Irish army. Got chronic shits foreign legion training. Brits were the only ones who would take me.
>>58120775
Give me Jimin or give me death
>>58120838
HAHAHA FUCKING MANLETS
FUCKING IRISH
WHO /GENETIC LOTTERY HERE/ HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH4474
>>58120775
t. Alice Deejay
>>58120838
Think this is probably a false story
>>58120851
I'm a Scot but yeah okay.
willy's all swollen and hard again
me on the right
>>58120637
>Royal Irish Regiment
Fuck off paddy
>>58120881
One time I wanked so hard all day long my willy was all sore and swollen for days, but I did the big cums while it was swollen.
Got excited when I saw I had (1) new message in my email but it was just the bank haha
just ordered some dominos lmao
>>58120868
I know a lad who just joined the TA and he said 2/3 couldn't do a pushup, didnt know how to make a bed or iron their clothes. Must be an army of mongs.
>>58120875
Oh.
Oh I'm so sorry
>>58120838
British Army height requirement is the same as the Irish army
>>58119561
she'd be ruined
been together for literally just over a month
I've fucked it completely lads
Do u ever look at an old album cover and go lol look at these queers.
>>58120922
>TA
Not the army
To even be considered they test at selection for 50 push ups/ sit ups and a 1.5 mile under 10 minutes
>>58120851
>>58120944
What a time to be alive.
>height requirements
>>58120978
wouldn't want to fight concrete ron if i'm honest
>>58120922
Logistics? They're a bunch of soft cunts.
>>58121000
>tfw too tall to be any sort of pilot
>>58120958
how do you know she actually loves you too much? maybe she's just pretending :o
Can't find my calling in life lads
>>58120978
Netherlands?
More like Never Relevant Lands
been looking for an effay bomber jacket for about 6 hours lads haha
>>58121000
>wanting manlets to fight for your country
It's like you want to lose every conflict
>>58121025
>be dutch pilot during the last 100 years
>do absolutely nothing
mm yes
>>58121000
butthurt manlet detected
>>58121069
Please just don't
>>58121086
>the """"""""great"""""""""" australian airforce can't even beat 4 (four) f16's
desperately desperately desperately want cara""lad"" to just fuck off
>>58121086
Apart from get shot down in Ukraine rip
>>58120637
>infantry
lol
>>58121127
it's not like we were even trying lmao... fucken tryhards
>>58121030
idk why she would do that
lads don't put your willy in virgins
>>58121114
why the fuck not huh
>>58121069
why? it's almost summer
>>58121071
Sweden, we're in a constant flux of feeling pity for you and thinking you deserve everything you've done to yourself.
So, pls. reinforce either opinion. Your country is a mess.
Life goal is to migrate to the US 2bh
>>58121127
why does Netherlands have a big plane army?
Goal is to move to Bradford
smeg me biscuits! not havin a satisfactory poo desu
Poleaboo is pretty sure Chinese Chad just Jewed him out of his deposit just like his former hapa roommate/landlord
Out of 400 he got 250 back, that's a 150 deduction for the electricity (can't remember if it's a 2 or 3 month period but either way, 1 month is around 40 quid)
fucking ridiculous
>>58121257
lol
>>58121191
they're fairly light and it wont even get warm until late june probably
>>58121248
You're a non entity.
You're probs not even an ethnic Swede.
>>58121257
Your Bobby and your lawry is all in the wobble? Smeg on the minger.
>>58121257
smeg me arse thats orrible!
>>58121301
nigga it's warm now
>>58121282
Lol, get fucked creep.
Why do terrorists always point one finger at the sky when talking.
/brit/? More like /shit/ roflmao!
>>58121335
Checking their dubs
>3 rejection emails within the space of an hour
noice
>>58121335
trying to finger allahs bum
>>58121335
Forgot pic
>>58121326
>11C
>warm
>>58121230
>plane army
>>58121367
Fuckin' A+ work there lad
my gf
>>58121367
Estonia? More like fuck sake my biro bust in my shirt pocket the flag.
>>58121371
At least you got a response
Do you think the ex-gf misses me lads?
>>58121423
Would like to say I'm surprised but I'm really not.
>>58121397
>not intentionally posting in an awkward but quirky manner
senpai
At work lads
Just came on here to laugh at the NEETS and arrogant media studies students
Do you lads ever lay in bed whispering "nigger" and laughing?
>>58121454
He could be a Swede, he'd still have no national pride.
>Australian Capital Territory
Would you say that you're happy with your life, lads?
>>58121485
Can you get anymore childish, I whisper adult things like mortgage
>>58121485
shouldn't you been in school?
Really wish I was somewhat attractive. Literally the only way I'll be able to get a gf is by becoming friends with ugly girls who will have to settle for an ugly guy.
>>58121367
AHAHAHAHAHA /brit/ on fucking sucide watch nice one bro.
>>58121498
The immense autism that drives him to post depraved porn could only come from third world post-colonial butthurt.
>What would you like to name the western portion of the country?
>Western Australia
>>58121485
No but when I go into the bathroom at work I whisper various things, usually meaningless, as loudly and aggressively as I know won't be heard
Wish I was joking desu
>>58121539
>ugly girls
>settling for ugly guys
Starting a new job with the county council next week
Literally gonna be a town janny
God damn this film is crushing
just going to have to face the facts and break up with her lads
>>58121662
noice
>>58121367
/brit/ btfo
>>58121685
actually planning on watching this tonight
>>58121565
>hmm, how can we name this piece of land in honour of the queen?
>queens land?
>perfect!
>>58121662
congratulations!
>>58121367
>>58121717
someone's upset
>>58119633
>>58121717
Lithuania, could comment on the African flag but, you're a nice guy.
>get out of bed
>hair is greasy, facial hair is unclean, skin is creased
>look pretty good
>have a shower and a shave
>look like a literal child
fucks sake
There's some fucking right tramps in this country.
>no microgram scale
do I just wing it?
>>58121813
When did you come to this epiphany?
Got bare qts on this Asian tinder thing lads
>>58121837
probably not, what drug are you planning on taking?
How are you going to vote on the 26th of April lads?
Personally the reasons for Brexit are really weak when they can't even tell me how treaties are actually passed in Brussels, or even what the stars on the flag are for.
>>58121875
dat cold ice experience
why do yanks have such annoying voices?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-5VjDnevTY
>>58121916
not sure what that is
>>58114726
Fuck you all retards
>>58121947
no u all retards :DDDD
Poleaboo would like to share his bank statement
>>58121922
Pretty sure that's an autism accent
>>58121810
i wish i was still young enough to think looking young was a problem
>>58121978
No. You are fucking retards
>>58122026
No. u.
:D
so black people turned black because they were in the sun longest
does that mean australians will turn black in a couple hundred years too?
Lads
Check Snapchat, there's a new filter thing and it's to do with third eyes
>>58121912
OUT
>>58122026
ur mum fucking retards to create super retards (You) lmao!
>>58121983
Give it in you desperate cunt.
>>58121946
Everyone does meth down there. My first week working in straya my boss offered me ice.
I thought the weekend was gunna be like neighbours, no. Work like an asian and get proper fucked up at the weekend.
>>58122092
yes
>>58122092
Maybe, but not for that reason.
We have sunscreen and parasols now.
>>58120845
That would be funny if you weren't exploiting the struggles of my ancestors for your amusement.
>>58121912
>26th of April
u wot
dishing out future (You)'s, good luck!
>>58122356
>>58122361
>>58122379
>>58122388 (nice dubs)
>>58122419
>>58122092
no because we invented buildings that you can go inside of
*pledges alliegance to a flag*
>>58122299
i like this gimmick
>>58122323
>>58121512
Underrated post, kek'd heartily on the bus.
Just found some DMT in my drawer.
Time for third eye awakening, feggits!
>>58122299
Ta bruv
>>58122299
I'll take one of those if you don't mind
>>58122381
here (you) are
>>58122352
safe journey traveller
Getting your balls licked and gobbled by a fit bird is the greatest feeling possible
>>58122299
all me
>>58122414
true
>>58122414
Would rather have a fat bird sit on mine desu
thank you based god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1UqOVObUg4
>canadians smack talking
very funny desu
>>58122414
y-yeah i know right.
>>58122256
Fuck off chink, go and smoke some opium.
>>58122414
I have never had my dick sucked
>>58122513
Why
First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum
i thought the numbers on a toaster were the degree of toastyness, turns out its the number of minutes you want it toasted for
>>58122548
well in essence, it is
>>58122548
not true unless you have a posh toaster
>>58122548
Woah
>>58118853
Who has the best quality heroin in Northern Ireland? The catholics or the protestants?
>>58122414
if she wants to stick her finger in your pipe, let her. That means shes thinking about having her own pipe filled.
How's gf2016 going lads?
>>58122633
not very good
>>58120775
Yeah, vote leave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_PK5pXmIY
>>58122619
your dick pipe?
>>58122530
never asked for it
>>58122414
Is this one of them rare Australian human-sized birds? Y'all niggas got some crazy shit roaming around
>>58122677
FOY
>>58122548
you always watch if they burn or push them down again
toasters can never be trusted
One line flows yeah I got some of those
anyone here have experience with dating sites?
just had a look through POF and 9/10 of them are munters
but I imagine even the fit ones must have something wrong to even be on dating sites in the first place
any truth in this?
>>58122633
I still dont have Jimin, so pretty bad.
>>58122633
we split up
![74e08868092de10eba0292bd44c1c031[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GotNKvX.jpg "74e08868092de10eba0292bd44c1c031[1]")
>>58120152
>that nephilim skull
true descendant of Albion original population (Gog and Magog)
>>58122771
can't understand what you see in her desu, I can't stand ''rappers'' in kpop
>>58122659
Some grills try to anally rape you when performing fellatio.
>>58122633
a hug closer than ever before
>>58122815
bit gay
>>58118987
A absolute monarchy and a oligarchy dictatorship are not free.
>>58122633
Pulled a few slags in nightclubs but still no gf
