/eternal shame/ edition
Ok.
kOk
Maisie is Ok
BIT FUCKING COLD OUT
>desperately trying to stretch out a reference over more than one thread to feel relevant
Ok
Lads... /brit/ is shit
America
stuck on the first boss in dark souls 3
>>58114722
I feel your pain.
idk but for some reason everytime i see an anime i really want to kill myself. im not depressed or anything, in fact i have a really good life, its just that whenever i see an anime i just want to fucking die. like, you know what i mean???
*wanks you*
Wanked to Tara Tainton again
>>58114970
Wanks mate
Haven't done a spliff in a while
>excuse me sir you need to pay for those 1s and 0s
>we own that particular arrangement of 1s and 0s
>those 1s and 0s belong to us
anyone here play mgs v phantom pain?
you can play as females, but what's the lewdest armour/costume you can give them? they're all quite prude
You can't seriously hurt a mate by punching them in the jaw can you?
>Anonymous 04/19/16(Tue)18:47:20 No.58114815 ▶
> Lads... /brit/ is shit
will be walking across that crossing place today
watch this space
will probably doing it again later this week, just eating near there today
>>58114722
your general is an eternal shame to this board
DESPERATE to fuck a black girl but my town is 99% white
>>58115341
you are allowed to leave your town m8
>>58114959
*posts anime at you*
>tfw I am the one who started the cena boyle meme by posting the picture on /brit/ and claiming it was Lisicki
>>58115389
Don't let poor people into the secret.
Ladstone brookes
>>58115660
do you want a fucking medal?
are you looking for some sort of gratification?
>buy $12 earphones
>all music sounds like I'm listening to it from.speakers in the bathroom
At my wits end lads
>>58115660
>Tfw I'm the lad who propelled the John Cena meme by shitposting on reddit for months at a time
>>58115785
>$12
Isn't that worth like a quid?
Feel like I've been awake for hours but it has only been an hour and a half.
>apply for job at a particular car dealership
>£22k for digital marketing, social media campaigns, creating content, engaging with customers and potential customers through social media etc etc
>Stuff I've done before and is easy as shit tßh
>don't get the job
>check the companies social media months later
>just some bimbo that shares other people's articles or photos on Facebook all day
I didn't get the job because she had tits, didn't I
>>58115806
Do you have shit where your brain should be mate? If you want to start me just go then mate no need to act like a little bitch
>>58115852
>not looking the manager straight in the eye and showi him your boipucci
![1442219127612[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3xY0rkI.jpg "1442219127612[1].jpg")
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/51c75de0-057f-11e6-a70d-4e39ac32c284.html#axzz469wuSb87
>Bond guru Jeffrey Gundlach: Brexit not going to happen
>BREXIT NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
AHAHAHAHAAAA
>>58115927
are you actually subscribed?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cEdWwBE.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0788zzn/londons-mayor-the-big-debate
>watching this
>3rd question
>some girl complaining about "being stared at when wearing muslim clothing"
PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME
>>58116017
yep
>>58115927
One week before the referendum, the EU will come out with """reforms""". They'll be nothing but fluff, but the media will make it out to be fantastic changes that the uk wants, and brexit won't happen
>Feel like I've been awake for hours but it has only been an hour and a half.
>>58116060
oh fucking hell
i really need a poo
>>58114903
Just parry him la
tfw considering playing WoW again
Why is it that liberals have made race relations worse than they've been since slavery?
I mean, even 10 years ago things seemed to be fine with one another
>>58114756
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>>58116122
(You)s for the (You) god
>>58114903
if you didn't, use the firebombs that you found on his second phase
>>58116150
>Why is it that liberals have made race relations worse than they've been since slavery?
>I mean, even 10 years ago things seemed to be fine with one another
>>58116147
Thought everyone hated it now after something something vanilla.
>>58116147
>tfw currently rep grinding
I find it fun, somewhat. I've not properly paid new content since coming back late last month, and my main is poorly decked out, but damn I'm having fun grinding some old-world reps.
>46/50 exalted
110 autism point Soon™
Just matched a qt on tinder
What do I message her
>>58116147
stop it STOP IT
KISSU KISSU!
>>58116211
benis
>>58116147
Play kronos for a good vanilla server.
Retail is too easy, an 8 year old could level to max rank now
>>58116160
All me
Secret NATO manual accidentally leaked to Scottish boat operators
>A NATO manual marked “restricted” and full of codewords, ciphers, coordinates, and radio frequencies for its war drills this month somehow made its way into the email inboxes of fishermen and ferry operators, according to the Sunday Herald.
>The plans for “Joint Warrior 161”, to be carried out from the UK’s nuclear facility in Faslane, were accidentally released by the Ministry of Defence (MoD) late last month and revealed Sunday in an exclusive report, detailing information on the battle exercises which involve 40 aircraft, 22 ships, four submarines, and thousands of troops from dozens of countries.
>The MoD admitted the embarrassing error and said there had been a “communications issue,” despite releasing lists of phone numbers, email addresses, and military facilities.
are you white?
http://strawpoll.me/7414866
>>58115852
You could try being more bitter about it. That might help.
might do a cheeky convert to islam
>>58116243
pale as fuck desu but /int/ keeps telling me Irish aren't white :/
http://youtu.be/j6BbzFUeVSE
>>58116282
le potato nigger meme
theyre just salty they dont have the irish master race genes.
>>58116243
>captcha
not answering
fucking hate women lads
I'm on my deen lads
chocking on cock lads
>>58116326
inb4 someone bots 'no' a hundred times :^)
>>58116342
are you the "not in the mood to talk about it" lad?
>>58116308
>be leftist
>be the status quo
>entire media, academia, and political establishment is on your side
>hide your face
having a cheeky squizz lads
Got stuck behind some gypsies on their horse and cart in town the other day, their horses were running all over the road and they didn't give a shit.
I'd really like to know what goes through a gypsy's mind when he does something like that.
>>58116366
fuck off paki
>>58116437
t. literal paki
>he's still banging on about gypsies
wrap up rasheed
>>58116430
fuck off fascist
>>58116430
"lol horse"
Something spooky just happened
I was in my shower, and the water pressure suddenly got weaker, as if someone had ran a tap somewhere in the house
The thing is, I am alone at home
then the pressure got back up again
help
>>58116308
>tell me one thing trump has said that's racist
>*spits in face*
Typical lefty
If that exchange were online it would be
>tell me one thing trump has said that's racist
>*posts fedora*
>tfw you think you're over her but then you start stalking her instagram and twitter
Why can't she love me?
I'm feeling quite peckish
>>58116219
stop stealing my gimmick
IM the only anime poster here on /brit/
you're not even british, pathetic. feel free to apologise to me.
Just fucked with some French guys taps lads haha
damn it feels good to be a lefty
>>58116473
haha sorry lad that was me :) x
>tell me one thing trump has said that's racist
>Scotland is further north than Germany
Lads when did this happen
>>58116580
What kind of warped picture of Europe do you have in your head?
>>58116491
oh yea?
what are you going to do about it faggot-senpai?
Fuck sake someone got my mobile is internet range banned
>>58116147
Don't do it. There's literally no content right now and hasn't been since a few months after WoD came out.
Just wait for Blizzard to eventually cave and put up some vanilla servers
just popped over to Ireland and got myself banned hahaha
>>58116473
Ok this is getting real spooky in here
the washing machine is running
what the hell, someone is pranking me
>>58116596
Not an argument
https://twitter.com/sianberry/status/722186366184988672
ah yes, you've secured my vote
>>58116580
UK is basically nordic, why would it ever not be north of Germany
just beat the big tree thing in dark souls 3 lads
>>58116603
>faggot-senpai
ooooooooo im getting angry now
>>58116697
CAN'T CATCH WHAT DOESN'T EXIST
>>58116658
The Greens are an eternal joke
>>58116211
Au ba you, I have ok teeth
>>58116491
>>58116697
food van lady called me sweetheart
bloke behind me just got "darling"
>>58116658
>men are more successful in london
oh my heavens! how awful!
Everyone is a sick cunt here
a spectre is haunting Europe
Imagine living in an area you always have to see pakis.
Just started uproariously howling.
>>58116697
Why don't you teach that cheeky blighter why they call you faggot-senpai.
Morning
Andrew Neil is a horrid leftist gremlin
daenarys is fat now
>>58116804
Good morning Britain!
>>58116707
>>58116749
>>58116798
Anime is MY gimmick, please stop stealing from me or i'll see you all in court
>>58116775
Shephard's dead.
>>58116775
Dana dun Dana dun da-na -na-na
>>58116839
Please don't, I can't afford the legal fees.
Finish this
This is the end..
Why isn't Mexico's wall with Guatemala considered racist?
Need a good terrorist attack a week before the referendum so we leave
>>58116934
No whites involved
>>58116934
Why are you sad runts more obsessed with America's politics than your own?
>>58116809
>horrid
Yes
>gremlin
Yes
>leftist
Nah
>>58116947
Alright, *sigh* I'll go get the lads
>>58116804
>>58116970
Because Britain is forever cucked. Trump gives us hope, or at least, a longing for what we want to see but will never happen. It's escapism
>asked a girl out
>she said it's better we just remain friends
>>58117014
>she said it's better we just remain friends
>just remain friends
>remain
REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF BREXIT WHEN
>>58117014
>friends pressuring me to ask this girl out
>tfw i think she'll say yes
>don't really want to
remain
Is it worth signing up to OKCupid or POF?
>>58116839
Feel free to stop me m8
>>58117062
you can search on POF without signing up, give that a go
>ask a girl out
>says she would rather be friends
>tfw we're not even at the friends stage yet
I don't think I can go another 50+ years.
>>58116983
Like you know what you're doing.
>>58117014
JUST remain friends then
>>58117059
I'm 80% sure I can ride this girl I know but I'm not sure I should because I'm afraid if I ask her on a date It'll be so awkward
>driving test rapidly approaching
>realising I'm definitely not ready and will certainly fail
wahey
There's a better chance of Trump becoming president than us leaving the EU.
This will be the final nail in Farage's coffin.
Why do we do this? Our culture is destroyed.
>no m-mister
>stop
>this isn't r-right
>>58117130
yeah same hahaha
if i can get her out on a saturday im in but i'll probs have to take her on an actual date first and cba tbqh
>Just your average girl with a big personality.
>big personality
>>58117150
You can join in a union under us if u want
7% growth t b h f a m
>>58117181
she's fat isn't she
>>58117138
most people fail their first test. no big deal
>>58117130
Just say hey, I'm heading here.. Are ye coming with me? Mon, might be a bit of craic.
Sure ye only live once.
>>58117223
Haha yeah it's not like this is my second attempt or that I've failed once before or anything ... baka!
erm wow nice opinion faggot but look at this graph
just downloaded more ram
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=115124086
Would you rescue her brit?
>>58117212
Yes she is haha
>>58117248
haha uk btfo
my internet cut off so I googled how to fix it
>>58117283
>Bradford
wew, she really does need rescuing
>skipped breakfast
>bit hungry
>couldn't be arsed cooking anything or ordering something in
>have an apple
>immediately twice as hungry after eating it
dafuq kind of sense does that make?
really interesting article desu
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36076411
>>58117334
That's how appetisers work, mate
>>58117283
why does she put question marks after each sentence?
that is some repulsive shit
>>58117237
>bit of craic
Shes English so I'll have to change it to bit of banter
>>58117355
I'm going to have to take your word on it I'm afraid.
>>58117223
>most people fail their first test.
>implying
stop stealing our women white british shits
>>58117356
apples aren't appetisers though. I know people who eat them for breakfast or lunch
>>58117392
rude
anyone see zizek on channel 4 news last night?
>Jess9103 isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
>Ethnicity: Asian, Aries
>dont have many friends in England, hope POF can bring me some
Rev up that yellow fever boys
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=74425139
>>58117397
Pass rate is something like 40% on the first test.
60% > 40% => most people fail. Checkmate. Think twice before debating me again.
Browsing the chon on the bus
Have to put my brightness down as to conceal my power level
Having a cereal
>>58117375
But it works best on English women.
>>58116985
more azn gril webms
>>58117455
>Low class scum
>People
Pick one.
>>58117399
Me on the right
>>58117399
>white british
More like whitish Brits, lmao
>>58117522
How embarrassing.
>>58117515
me on the left
>>58117522
>French humour
feeling quite tired
(of being alive)
Have a cough haha
Just had the leftovers of a calzone for breakfast.
I'm sure today will be filled with other top decisions.
>>58117594
>French tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA
Don't you dare wank you pathetic son of a bitch
>>58117705
What was in the calzone?
>interests
>(seperate interests with commas)
how do i kill myself in such a way that it looks like i was murderered?
Wtf
Very important discussion lads
>>>/tv/68456479
>>58117802
Shoot yourself in the back
>>58117835
I like the ones where they try too hard to be cute
>>58117720
Chicken tikka
>>58117864
A daring synthesis
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zJorZZx.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>58117831
>>58117835
Oh fuck off. Neither is winning.
>>58117835
>>58117862
I have an entire sunny folder for you
im hungry
snapchat has a third eye filter/face morph thing kek
>>58117941
Do you ever shut up about food?
Me too.
>>58117906
sunny is still my favourite member desu
>>58117906
is >>58116985 sunny?
Can't believe people were defending marriage on here before. Why are middle aged men the most Suicidal demographic? Because they're most likely to lose everything in a divorce. But they only have themselves to blame for falling for the con that is marriage
Lol family
>>58118062
that's taeyeon i think
doing a sit
Lads I'm just ....I-i just I,..lads I'm Uhm ugh
Hmm
>>58118065
it's the laws behind marriage and divorce which are the problem
>>58118085
Keeper.
>>58118085
Looks like some fine norks.
>>58118114
Excellent post!
>>58118085
FONT
>>58118085
nobody wants to talk about their job
>>58118085
Why didn't you ask if she could get you free drinks yet?
>>58117138
fuck off pelinal go back to /pol/
>>58118065
Ignore them, they are just a bunch of beta nu-male cucks living in some romantic fantasy of the perfect life with someone who wouldn't ever jew them. They will wake up, probably after being JUST'd.
>>58117496
I would but 4chan's webm rules are fucked and wont let me post 4mb audio webms like on /wsg/
Poleaboo is awake
Masturbated twice before getting out of bed
Might apply to those jobs from yesterday again but with the right phone number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV65tWCZALI
Okay lads, I admit it
I have a gf
>>58118206
Don't you talk about /pol/, you fucking coon.
>>58118317
share the wealth
>>58118029
good lad
>>58118231
*replies*
Me right now.
>>58118329
>,
>.
are you autistic?
probably
posting has slowed right down
think the normies have fucked off
>>58118396
Rasheed.
>>58118422
I'm still here
>>58118372
At least you have a source of light.
I live in a cave
https://twitter.com/frankieboyle/status/710191622831665153
>>58118396
Reminder that literal millionaires lurk these threads.
>>58118372
great movie, never found the translation to the scene where his friend first offers him beer.
>>58118464
Ah Frankie Boyle, let us see what the man who stole most of his act from sickipedia while being an anti-freedom of speech lefty has to say, ah yes, utter nonsense.
http://www.who2voteni.com
Everyone loves a political survey
>>58118485
Round your way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeFC-rfQkVk
>no coffee in the house
just done 2 paracetamols straight up the bum before my head explodes
>>58118231
>Masturbated twice before getting out of bed
What did you think about?
>brits put milk in their tea
hi
Fml
>>58118536
meant for Jordanlad.
>>58118548
Being the houseslave to a lesbian couple
>>58118227
crosslink them then
>>58118564
>Americans put butter in their coffee
>>58118629
Why do you prefer white women to your own kind?
>>58118227
Don't bother then
>>58118564
>Yanks cut up their babies dicks
>>58118629
How is that fantasy fappable?
>wake up
>still alive
shit meme
Men like guns cause they're phallic
>>58118726
savage
>>58118672
I like attractive women regardless of race
>>58118734
Clearly you're not a femdom fetishist
