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Mystery slag edition
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Hello
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>>58108845
sorry I clicked it before I read your post.
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Remove thailad the fucking nonce

>>58108786
Back to your pseudo russkie safespace fuckboy
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Night lads
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>Makes fun of people for being old
>Silently sitting here pretending im not 32 with a failed marriage and living with me mum
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>>58108884
Tell us a story lad
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Me on the right
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>>58108884
daily reminder
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>>58108960
lol no fucking way. why all the 25-34 year old brits?
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>>58108960
doxxed

every single one of you
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>>58108960
why are old people watching that
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>Weed shop closed

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>white males exist
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>>58109050
I HAVE AWOKEN
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A fit bird I know tweeted "I fucking love curry" and I very nearly in indistinctively replied saying rasheed
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Backpacking through Europe is the best vacation.
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>>58109119
literally me in the group chat
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>>58109125
I kissed an American girl in a hostel in Munich
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>>58109151
Called someone a manlet irl earlier haha
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>>58109158
Nice, I'm going around Europe this summer with my gf.
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>>58109171
I did this once and found out somebody I knew also browsed the chon, wasn't a /brit/poster though
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>>58109171
I call my homies lads now...
I hate you all
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>>58109179
C-Can I kiss her please? I live in Manchester, I'll let you watch if you want.
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>>58109218
>homies
FOY
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>>58109125
nah. done both. preferred doing it through southeast asia by a long shot. much cheaper which allows you to do things you couldn't do in europe
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I don't know why man's callin' me family all of a sudden
Like hmm, my mum don't know your mum
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this link not working for anyone else?

http://teambeyond.net/forum/topic/12986-hcs-pro-league-teams-seeds-and-discussion%E2%80%8F/page-543

(not a virus)
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>>58109228
I'll kiss you :') x
>>58109256
Stop telling man you're my cousin
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>>58109245
>FOY
It's Yank hours bitchnigga
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>>58109269
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/teambeyond.net
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>>58109249
That sounds cool too
>>58109228
We're only going as far West as Prague desu
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Feels good
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Sat in bed eating an Easter egg wondering why I haven't topped myself yet
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>>58109292
ty

what happens if that site goes down

how will i find out
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>>58109274
I got day ones and I got new ones
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What do you lads think of Hitler?
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*gets home from work hungry*
*makes delicious pot of noodles with soy sausages and portabella mushrooms*

ah yes, i am a great cook
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>>58109329
http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/downforeveryoneorjustme.com.html
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>>58109349
kek

wp
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Thailad don't think I've had a (You) off you since I used to do morning shifts at my last job. Think I'm overdue one desu
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>>58109343
such an innocent soul
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Do any non-N. Americans follow our sports?
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>>58109374
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Reminder that thailad is mixed race
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>We are all alive
>This guy died in 1944 at just 22 years old
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Meehan_III
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>>58109343
was goebbels the father of hitler's wife's son?
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>>58109386
Not really follow, but watched last year's superbowl.
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>>58109394
no
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>>58109386
No not in the slightest

>holding a world series involving one country
Gosh I fucking hate yanks
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>>58109391
Ta
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>>58109406
When Hitler found out he shot himself
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>>58109423
Don't think I don't know about your black dad going the shop to get milk in 1994
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>>58109419
Did you watch it by yourself or with your friends? Or party like we do?

>>58109427
>World Series
Well it's not like we're gonna win the WC, so we have to win something

Jk, we won the WC last summer ;)
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Cornwall is the best part of the UK
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>>58109493
What's the WC, you ain't won fuck all
Yanks are shit at every sport that's not a meme made upbonr
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need to see if my post got upboated on TB

reeeeeee
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>>58109456
Then my black mum had cereal, I had toast. Good times were had by all.

t. adopted white lad
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Thinking of doing a ski season lads.
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>>58109520
World Cup my homie
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>>58109539
can you ski?

and where and how m8
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>>58109520
Mate we've literally done better than you in the past 2 world cups and have the most olympic golds of any nation ever.

Olympics is LITERALLY a global event filled with global sports
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>>58109493
with my brother, we got pretty excited when there was a touchdown. Pretty much no one watches it except Americans expats.

funny enough I got into it because of an anime.
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>>58109557
I mean working one for the winter season as a chef or hotel porter in France of Austria.Few of my friends did it and looks like they're having a great time

Can't ski at all but I imagine they'd teach that over there. Would be cool to travel a bit.
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didn't go to sleep last night and stayed up all day
not long woke up, hopefully this is a precedent for future sleeping patterns
bit all over the shop desu
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>>58109594
Rasheed
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>>58109567
>checked this
>UK is all time third (3rd)
that's pretty amazing considering populations size etc.
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>>58109594
yeah but like where m8

what website/s etc

want to look into this desu
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>>58109623
MUHHHHHHHH PERRRRRR CAPITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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What does /brit/ think of David Icke?

He's right about seemingly everything.
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>>58109639
was a good goalie
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>>58109639
he makes a bit of sense, then he goes off on insane tangents.
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>>58109623
I didn't know this. Preddy gud.
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>>58109625
Haven't started looking like that yet m8 but I imagine it's a few quick google searches away. I know they're quite popular but a lot of people drop out as it's hard work so they're always looking for people.

One mate of mine recently went to UAE.
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>>58109639
He is either just a mentalist or a clever business man who has found a niche market of loons to make money from.
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>>58109639
He's no David Seaman
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I just pushed my dick inside itself and into my stomach.
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>>58109713
worry about doing this to one of my testicles and losing it forever
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>>58109713
Not even possible my dear American poster.
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http://www.radiolab.org/story/mau-mau/

WHITE SHAME
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWFi2twvZoY

still don't get why drake sampled/remixed this
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>>58109757
Why did he sample Jamie XX's cover of Gil Scott Heron?
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>>58109751
but it's empty..
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>>58109734
>implying

shoulda seen what the doc did to me while performing my mutilation
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every day i wake and bake
if my girlfriend cheats on me then i'll put heroin in her birthday cake
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being me lads
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morning lads

back to work soon
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>>58109896
you're 26 and got a job from your dad
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>>58109871
how unfortunate
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>>58109935
no
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Alri
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>>58110343
Hi
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>>58110403
Don't reply to me ever again
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Alri
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Alri
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Alri
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Oswald Mosley
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Alri.
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well hell-oo
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aight
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>tfw holding in a poo with the knowledge that it will grow to become a super-poo over time
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>>58110555
>not satisfied with regular sized poo
>wanting gigantic logs of anal butter thrusting out one's arse
high chance you might be gay, la
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>>58110461
>>58110513
>>58110514
>>58110531
>>58110538
>>58110540
lads
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>>58110555
white males are disgusting
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>>58110616
Thanks la
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>>58110618
as opposed to _____ who are great!

fill my blank bb x
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>>58110644
Packerstaineys
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Still giggling
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Fuck I drank a whole cup of tea like it was coffee and now I feel like a spazz. This shit is potent.
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>>58110666
No
Stop lying for (You)s
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>>58110681
Do not tempt the wrath of satan. I've never made tea before and don't know what I was doing, think I didn't keep it in long enough because it tasted watery. Dumped a retarded amount of sugar in to, hands are shaking right now honestly. How do you drink this stuff properly?
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>>58110732
>boil water
>put tea bag in (usually Earl Grey)
>pour water in
>do stuff
>Oh shit, tea
>take bad out
>add 0.5 teaspoon sugar
>add half/half to taste
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what type of questions would someone ask at a "short interview" for a catering job?
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Well /r9k/?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177486/Child-bullies-sexier-popular-dates-victims-grow-new-research-suggests.html
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where are all the posts
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>>58111043
Too many sports on to give a shit about /brit/
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>Guy on my Facebook listing all the things the EU gives us money to do on Facebook as a reason to stay.

Why not just give the money to those projects directly? Why pay tax to the EU just to get a small fraction of it back to spend on projects?
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Sent this to my oneitus
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Sitting in a park
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>>58111175
this is what /pol/ does to people
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>I don't mind white immigration so I'm staying in the EU

Ah yes, enjoy in a few years time when 4 million "Germans" move to Britain.

Enjoy when millions of turks flood the country after turkey joins.
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Nice

2 min after swiping I have a match, looks a bit slaggy too
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alri
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>>58111175
>sending more than one sentence per text
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What the thinker thinks, the prover proves
What the drinker drinks, the eater eats.
What the eater eats, the pooper poops.
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>>58111255
Maybe you'll get a more enthusiastic hug this time
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>VISITORS to one of the region's busiest canal towpaths are being encouraged to doff their caps and wave hello to each other as part of a new 'polite zone'.

>Walkers, cyclists and boaters using the waterways at Etruria will be targeted for the campaign, which is aimed at bringing back old-fashioned manners.

>One message encourages visitors to 'smile and say hi as you pass by', while another says 'you are in a hat tipping zone'.

KEK
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So trump just said "seven eleven" when he was trying to talk about 9/11 at a rally.
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>>58111307
ah-ha yes
lets make formerly organiclly developed pleasantries into mandatory annoying trivialities
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>>58111336
>starting a sentence with "so"

FOY
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gf just sent me this
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bf just sent me this
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>>58111336
hahah fucking hell
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I've voluntarily been getting 6 hours of sleep a night (sometimes 7 on weekends) while working a 40-hour week

Why am I doing this to myself lads?
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>>58109509
But a cunt to get to
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A club sandwich without the turkey is a fucking disgrace
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>>58111464
the fuck is a club sandwich?
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>>58111482
sandwich exclusive to members of his club i think
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just taking 20 minutes to relax before the manic work days begins lads
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>>58111175

>After /pol/
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what makes me so attracted to girls bums
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>>58111451
For the money
>>58111505
Bit bloggy desu, good luck
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>>58111482
>>58111500
A sandwich of toasted bread (sourdough is best) with thin cut slices of turkey and ham, along with bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheese, mayo and mustard.
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>>58111307
In America we say those things normally. Are Brits really that introverted?
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>>58111619
No wonder you yanks are such fat cunts
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>>58111652
You don't like flavor in Britland?
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Mmm open-faced club sand wedge
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nighty night, runts
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>flavor
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>cook sausages in my studio flat with the windows open
>everything smells of sausages now

how do i stop this? I co sidered buying an ozone generator to remove smells and use it whilst I'm not in the flat but I don't know if it will work
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>>58111890
Is this a euphanisn
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>>58111890
Pull back the casing and clean the build up off
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>>58111934
>>58111915
no

all my bedding and clothes smell slightly of cumberland sausages now. does oust actually work? kinda need a more permanent solution though desu
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>>58111974
Did you leave the window open for a long time?
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Need opener
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>>58108912

Jeremy Irons is the fucking best
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>>58112025
ay gurl u want sum fuk
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>>58112019
yeah, whilst I was cooking and for about ten minutes after
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does anyone here play forza 6 on xbone?

i just received a code for DLC for it but I don't like racing games if anyone would like it
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>>58112085
I'll take it please
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why didn't she want to share her life with me

:c
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who /brit meet/ here?
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>>58112177
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>was fucking this girl last January
>suddenly think of her for some reason
>decide to check her ig to see what she's doing
>married and now has a kid

What the actual fuck
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>>58112077
>10 minutes
There's your problem
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>>58112210
just shut the fuck up and fuck off

cunt. get the fuck off 4chan
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>>58112240
what's my problem?
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REALLY could do with some (You)s to start the day with lads

see what you can do
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>>58112253
have you considered doing laundry you lazy fuc
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>>58112025
>EF Santa Barbara
UCSB?
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>>58112210
another man chose to provide for her, like you did back in january
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>wake up
>need succ
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scotland ie becoming and more and more americanised. I heard a woman talk about taking a stroller out her car yesterday. wtf


wee country = weak culture = easy domination
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>>58112326
britain is too. people say quid now instead of pound

quid is older american slang
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Getting ready for work
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>>58112210
she was married with a wean when you fucked her.
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>when Chad mcnormie gets the job even though he's less intelligent because he knows a guy there.
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>>58112350

-steals wage-
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>>58112344
>|kwJd| noun (pl.same) Brit. informal


stop lying
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>>58111336

Ah so Trump is finally finished
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*puts tie on*
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>>58112390

That's how life works, very incestuous
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>>58112390
>chad mcnormie gets pussy but is a dumb cunt so I know i'll be better off
>see he goes to a shit uni with a shit degree
>check on him 2 years later
>making 70k working for his uncles company

They never lose
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>>58112436

-tightens it up-

There's a good boy x
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>>58112474
rekt
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Sunny out

Quite unnerving
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>tfw trying to come up with a novel setting for my book
its pretty hard
/tg/ shat all over my first attempt here
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Doing a poo and pissing
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>>58112133
2TYDT-3QP33-9F9J9-P73GR-HQ6WZ
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>35
>still posting on 4chan

just fuck my shit up. its too late to fix my life. just waiting for my mum to die out so I can inherit the paid off house and will
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>>58112593
ty :3
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>>58112601

What else would you be doing? If you had a wife and children you would hate life even more
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>>58112543
Lmao all the criticisms are features that exist IRL

What a retard

Anyway, why do you need a map? You're not bloody JRR Tolkien ffs
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>>58112601
just be yourself
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>>58112628
That's not how it works desu, you have a girlfriend, you love her, you wife her. you then have kids because you love one another. doesn't sound like a life worth hating to me desu
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>>58112681
Genuinely don't want to get married, considering most marriages these days fall apart and the man is left behind having to pay the woman alimony and 50% of all belongings
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Think I fucked it
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>>58112716
she looks pretty fucking lost tbqh m8
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>>58111790
Made my morning, a bit
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doing a spiritual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Kv2ZHgRJY
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>>58112681

50% of marriages end in divorce and 50% of the remaining 50% have at least one partner cheating
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> when you're not sure if it's a fart or a poo

fucking walking on the edge of a knife here lads
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>>58112749
>>58112704
Do you not find it weird that only here on 4chan people have a problem with the normal way of life and are all sad, but the rest of the entire planet just function normally and are happy

yet you boys know better for some reason
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>>58112749
> cheating
I think you mean "putting you in your place" white boy
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>>58112777
something something the jews something something cuck
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Just woke up lads
Going back to sleep desu
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>>58112818
*traces his finger up your chest and draws a circle around your nipple*

hey handsome~ ;3
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>>58112818
Wake up
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>>58112777
most people have negative views of marriage, they just delude themselves into thinking they're immune to statistics.

marriage is 100% a dumb bet. the guys i know right now who are engaged or thinking of proposing literally list these reasons as to why
>pressure
>expectation
>length of relationship
>that's what you do
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> IT WAS A POO
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>>58112635
look closer
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>>58112543
WHERE THE FUCK IS THRACE RRRRRREEEEEE
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>>58112777

Yeah the normie in court fighting for custody of his children is the happy one. Marriage being shit is one of the biggest normie memes you mong
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>>58112716
What is wrong with you?
Post rest of convo
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>>58112857
Liberalizing divorce laws made everything worse

this plus the invention of the Pill broke society
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>Tell gf to do something
>She says "Yes daddy"
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>>58112929
Disgusting
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>>58112871
>GRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEECE
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>>58112862
At what? I cba
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>>58108779
Who is that in OPs pic? Sauce?
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>>58112901
it's moreso the fact that divorce was liberalised but the payout from divorce wasn't.

the divorce alimony system was designed when women did not work at all, and so required financial support in order to keep her household in conditions similar prior to divorce. the idea that a woman who now earns the same as a man in most fields deserves 50% of the mans income on top of that is just so pathetic that anyone who considers marriage is just an absolute nutcase thinking with his dick.
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>>58112895
Just couldn't think of an opener

That is the convo

She replied with a thumbs up so I did a banter hand
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>>58113012
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>>58113026
the issue now being a woman can get that even without marriage since the state forced the legal trappings of marriage upon you regardless

the [G]overnment inserting itself into the family and marriage at all was the first crime
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>>58113018
The gf
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>>58113068
Post moar if you love the Queen!
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>>58112543
>genre fiction
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>government responded to petition to ban sharia law

>page long response that boils down to "no"

""""""""Conservatives"""""""" everyone
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>>58113030
So your opener was "wubu2"
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>>58113084
actually its a biography by one of the ghosts inhabiting my brain from his own dimensional plane
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>>58113105
Yeah, took inspiration from msn
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>>58113080
She's ok I suppose
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> when your going on a rout with the lads and Harry trips over and spills his pint

hahaha TAXI!!!! hahaha
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>>58113128
What makes you think a jap used msn or knows what wubu2 stands for?
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>>58113164
She claims to have lived in a bunch of places
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>the New Woman
daily reminder that
Things done wrong x Hitler = 0
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>>58113188
What the fuck she was 3 miles away earlier

Really spooked
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th' gee ef
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>>58113207
oh fuck she heard me she's running
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> got tomorrow off
> tomorrow is payday
> bought some brandy and wine tonight
> going to get shitfaced and watch anime
> probably going to feel like shite at the gym tomorrow night but whatever
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>>58113211
> got 40 matches on tinder
> haven't messaged any
> just doing it to stroke my ego while i enjoy my time with my waifu
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>>58112777
The average overall mental development age is lower than normal here, look at the posts dispassionately and you will see a lot of people who post like a 14 year old. They are unable to take any kind of criticism, unwilling to listen to reason, logic is countered with insult/ belief and wikifacts, an unwillingness to even accept their problems are of their own making, hate of society, misogyny, self belief based entirely on ego based hero fantasies, and so on. The hate for normies is jealousy, the subnormies understand they should be acting like normies but they dont know why they cant; the very reason being their brain needs to develop further to be able to but there is no making it go faster really so they cant understand and get frustrated. But they will grow out of it, or end up in prison. There are also very few Male, males here, most people seem to not have many manly traits yet or even be developing them and I do wonder if the death of pubs has caused a generation proto males unable to advance properly.
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Thought: I always get more matches instantly in the morning, in the first few swipes

Are the first few stored ones that have matched you?
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>>58111619
fuck off murderer
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Thought: Arse is itching
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>>58112543
>Weird jagged coastline.
>Who designed this, an alien?
That a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference?
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>Thought: Arse is itching
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Scare away every match I get on Tinder.
Scare away everyone who's interested in me at all.
Going to die alone haha wahey
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I'M STRAIGHT BUT I KEEP WANTING TO GET FUCKED BY GUYS HELP
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>The average overall mental development age is lower than normal here, look at the posts dispassionately and you will see a lot of people who post like a 14 year old. They are unable to take any kind of criticism, unwilling to listen to reason, logic is countered with insult/ belief and wikifacts, an unwillingness to even accept their problems are of their own making, hate of society, misogyny, self belief based entirely on ego based hero fantasies, and so on. The hate for normies is jealousy, the subnormies understand they should be acting like normies but they dont know why they cant; the very reason being their brain needs to develop further to be able to but there is no making it go faster really so they cant understand and get frustrated. But they will grow out of it, or end up in prison. There are also very few Male, males here, most people seem to not have many manly traits yet or even be developing them and I do wonder if the death of pubs has caused a generation proto males unable to advance properly.
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>The average overall mental development age is lower than normal here, look at the posts dispassionately and you will see a lot of people who post like a 14 year old. They are unable to take any kind of criticism, unwilling to listen to reason, logic is countered with insult/ belief and wikifacts, an unwillingness to even accept their problems are of their own making, hate of society, misogyny, self belief based entirely on ego based hero fantasies, and so on. The hate for normies is jealousy, the subnormies understand they should be acting like normies but they dont know why they cant; the very reason being their brain needs to develop further to be able to but there is no making it go faster really so they cant understand and get frustrated. But they will grow out of it, or end up in prison. There are also very few Male, males here, most people seem to not have many manly traits yet or even be developing them and I do wonder if the death of pubs has caused a generation proto males unable to advance properly.
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> fedora posting has started again
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>>58108960
>implying my gmail account has any factual information about me

top kek
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>The average overall mental development age is lower than normal here, look at the posts dispassionately and you will see a lot of people who post like a 14 year old. They are unable to take any kind of criticism, unwilling to listen to reason, logic is countered with insult/ belief and wikifacts, an unwillingness to even accept their problems are of their own making, hate of society, misogyny, self belief based entirely on ego based hero fantasies, and so on. The hate for normies is jealousy, the subnormies understand they should be acting like normies but they dont know why they cant; the very reason being their brain needs to develop further to be able to but there is no making it go faster really so they cant understand and get frustrated. But they will grow out of it, or end up in prison. There are also very few Male, males here, most people seem to not have many manly traits yet or even be developing them and I do wonder if the death of pubs has caused a generation proto males unable to advance properly.
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>The average overall mental development age is lower than normal here, look at the posts dispassionately and you will see a lot of people who post like a 14 year old. They are unable to take any kind of criticism, unwilling to listen to reason, logic is countered with insult/ belief and wikifacts, an unwillingness to even accept their problems are of their own making, hate of society, misogyny, self belief based entirely on ego based hero fantasies, and so on. The hate for normies is jealousy, the subnormies understand they should be acting like normies but they dont know why they cant; the very reason being their brain needs to develop further to be able to but there is no making it go faster really so they cant understand and get frustrated. But they will grow out of it, or end up in prison. There are also very few Male, males here, most people seem to not have many manly traits yet or even be developing them and I do wonder if the death of pubs has caused a generation proto males unable to advance properly.
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Regretting it now
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Reading some thought provoking Australian literary pieces
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>>58113558
>butt

fuck off yank
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>many people are having sex
>i'm not one of these many people

dont know how to feel about this
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>>58113558
that won the golden logie for literature
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>>58112749

>50% of marriages end in divorce

That's not true you know
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>>58113637
also its inflated by the number of frivolous marriages
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>>58113068

HIGH TEST

too bad searching the other girl brings up nothing

I like her more
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>>58113558
andy griffiths is australia's terry pratchett
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>>58113691
I loved his JUST series as a kid
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>>58113713
he's writing a 5th one about a certain celebrity
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>>58113558
> tfw read the entire trilogy
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>>58113713
>tfw no older sister to annoy the shit out of

ah the good old days
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> new message on tindr
> it's a spam virus message
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*shit on the carpet*
*evil laughter*
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>>58113832
hahaha didn't even match with bots when i had it
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Who the fuck is even up this time of day on brit?
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>start reading lecture
>all these random gimp greek letters nerd shit everywhere
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>>58113974
me
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>>58113974
you're mum
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>>58113974
australians
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>>58113974
I have to go to work in a few hours.
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>>58113974
WHO TF UP
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>cant do gimpy homework questions for gimpy lecture slides
>look up homework on the internet
>some based international student has already done it and uploaded the solution
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http://damn.dog


having a laugh lads, come play
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>>58113975
Who else
>gave up on teaching degree
because they realised they would have to try to teach shit-for-brains like this slimy runt
>>
hunt the runt
Make it squeal
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>>58114112
apparently I am a master at this
>>
cos if you aint yourself you'll end up by ya frickin self
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>>58114112
not clicking that virus
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argentine pizza is superior
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Had a dream I was part of a Jaden Smith film.
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>>58114150
How can you end up by yourself if you aren't yourself. You'd be ending up with someone else. Checkm8
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>>58114112
This isn't a very interesting game

Got up to 12 and stopped
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>he doesn't wipe his arse with baby wipes

Enjoy your swamp arse now the warmer weather is coming.
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Business idea: nationalise the banks
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>>58114208
i find it easier to wipe when it's hot because of the bum sweat
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>>58114290
yes this is true
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I was just trying to be nice
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>>58114357
hahah

suck shit
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>>58114357
>Ok
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>>58114357
Ok
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>been waiting for this parcel since last week
>didn't come yesterday
>planning on going for a bike ride today because it's warm af
>get this
>UP TO 9PM

Why can't you just give me a time slot like every other courier, you twats?!

Now I have to stop in for this cunt.
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>>58114357
>Ok
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>>58114404
Ok
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>>58114357
>Ok
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>>58114404
> takes dacks off
how about you deliver
this package!!!!
haahah
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>>58114404
You got neighbours dont you?
>>
It seems I have spawned an epic new gimmick, hehe........
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>>58114436
>not knowing the difference between one-thread jokes and gimmicks
Ok
>>
>>58114435
They will be working and I don't trust the others.
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>>58114436
Ok
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> there are racists posting ITT right now
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>>58114449
good post
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>Arigato, Mlle Roboto
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>excuse me sir but that plant you have there is illegal we're going to have to put you in a concrete box.
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Phenomenally hungover lads.
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>>58114530
>excuse me sir but that weapon you have there is illegal we're going to have to put you in a concrete box.
>excuse me sir but that dead body you have there is illegal we're going to have to put you in a concrete box.
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>>58114566
Ok
>>
war on drugs more like war on poverty
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>>58114583
well yeah
those things mean you should have a time out in the naughty box
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ok so now a days every where i go every one is all like "vape nation" and //\ and shit right. None of these fakers vaped when it was cool. They caught on to the treand from this h3h3 guy or something and now everyone is vaping. These guys are killing the spirit and integrety of vaiping and ruin it for everyone else with their new mainstream shit
and dont call me a fake fuck ive posted a shit ton about vaping in the past so dont be hating
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>why yes I do believe in the safety of an illicit drug based simply on the fact that it is plant derived
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>>58114603
factually true
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>>58114629
Ok
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http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/zac-goldsmiths-relationship-with-taliban-apologist-imran-khan-raises-big-problems-for-the-would-be-a6978781.html

who do i vote for lads? sadiq khan and zac goldsmith are the only ones with a chance.

one is labour, the other is linked with imran khan.

for fuck sake
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"wedings-day"
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>>58114625
actually, you know what? No. I'm not posting the fedora picture. you can work harder for it. punk ass bitch.
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>>58114687
>>58114679
>>58114678
>>58114660
>>58114630
>>58114629
Ok
>>
somebody reply to me
>>
Anyone else got a fetish for painfully average 6/10 girls? Idk why but it gets me horny and rock hard as fuck
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>>58114678
>Goldsmith, after all, will say anything to say whatever his voters want to hear to get himself elected.
wow what a unexpected development
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>>58114722
>>58114722
>>58114722
>>58114722
new thread lads, Ok.
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why do we pronounce it wenzday when it's clearly wed-nes-day? at some point someone's going to have to explain that to me.
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>>58114726
>>58114726

New

>>58114726
>>58114726
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>>58114710
Ok
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>>58114731
fuck off JF
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