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Got a gf edition
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cara
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>>58090472
You could do better
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bellend is literally encrusted with cheesy smeg
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SUBMARINES
ARE
LURKING IN MY FOGGY
CEILING
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>its another canadians pretend like they are unique and different from americans thread

I'm in
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Oh no, i'm back
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inspiring
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>Go to Japan
>Everything turns to Anime because I don't have a calcified third eye
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Wish I could Make America Great Again tbqh.
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>open relationships will become the norm in your lifetime
>women have no problem with sharing a man so they will all get with the richest and most attractive
>everyone else will be cucked in the dust as temporary sex partners, never breeding because why would women not want an attractive son/daughter born to a rich father
pure degeneracy i tell you
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>>58090472
Isn't that the guy whose fat 4/10 GF turned herself into a solid 7.5?

I'd be surprised if she hadn't left him yet.
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POST YOUR CARS ITT

or if you're paranoid like me, a strayan cunt with the same car.
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>>58090587
Shins on her lad
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>>58090591
me fighting for equality
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Is that the Crazy Frog lad?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-d3ont11GU

Daily reminder you're racist if you support Trump

Daily reminder you're cis scum if you think they're only two genders

Daily reminder you're racist if you think your country should have a secure border

Daily reminder you're racist if you have dread locks

Daily reminder you're racist if you wear a pighat

Daily reminder you're racist if you don't let Turkish nationalists march through your country

Daily reminder you're racist if you don't let millions of people from around the world enter your country without any checks

Daily reminder you're Islamaphobic if you draw a picture of Muhammed
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.
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>>58090594
what dose of LSD is required to decalcify 25% of your pineal gland?
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>>58090603
pathetic
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Has anyone else noticed how popular incest porn has gotten? Like every site I go to has at least 1 or 2 videos about fucking your sister or your mom on the front page
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>>58090472
isnt that the kid from the crazy frog dancing video
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>American women are staying single later into their life
>Researchers belief this is due in big part to the fact that women from 18-30 are now being hired more often than men.
>Women are waiting until they are more experienced in the workplace, as well as experienced in bed before they settle down

JUST
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>>58090638
Nail salon worker here
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The current gf
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>>58090603
maybe in America
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>>58090700
porn sites change the videos they suggest based on what you've browsed before
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>>58090689
not everyone can be rich and attractive
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>>58090720
o she black as hellll dawg
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about to poo liquid, sorry fellows
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>He's not realised yet that the only hope he has of finding a semi decent wife is to get a thai bride.
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We currently have a below replacement birth rate

If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia

Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans.

They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost

If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
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>>58090720
I hope you're kidding
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>>58090745
not all women are 8+/10s either
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>>58090716
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anyone playing dark souls 3, were you up to?
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>>58090797
you seem to be forgetting that men have much higher sex drives and stamina than women
Genghis Khan had over 1000 children
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>>58090741

I never make an account and change my ip address at least once a week. Unless the sites just know my soul
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my gf:

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1461005734670.jpg
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>>58090841
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>A PLANT is illegal in this country

Let that sink in.
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>Go to Reddit
>Thread about Islamic terrorist attack

>posts all mention Christianity
>"Allah is just another word for God"
>"I feel as threatened by Christians as I do Islamic terrorist"
>"Christianity hates gays too, just like Islamic terrorism"
>"Allah Akbar just means Glory to God"
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>>58090849
wrong
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>>58090532
*scrapes it off with a dorito and munches on it*
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>>58090838
Fucked that up, didn't I.
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>be me
>3 days ago
>flatmates ask me to go out with them on monday
>say yes
>didn't really want to
>told them i'm not going about 10 minutes ago

anyone else /mastertroll/
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>>58090790
I am but I wish I wasn't
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>>58090785
dont see why our population cant stagnate, i would rather live in a homogeneous society thats levelled out than a multicultural hell-hole
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>>58090773
please give us a courtesy flush after the first explosion lad
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>>58090868
Cant see webms
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>>58090785
Who pays for the immigrants?
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>>58090782
terrible body tbqh though
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>>58090673
>Ireland invading anyone
Don't like this image. Don't think the Irish would do such a thing even if given the chance.
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>>58090882
>He was a prolific lover, fathering hundreds of children across his territories.
okay, not thousands. that bit was wrong
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>>58090914
No explosion, just flow
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>>58090841
got to aldrtich then decided to start over
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>>58090880
Christianity doesn't even hate gays. It hates gay sex.
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>>58090903
>get invited to interview for a job
>say yes I will attend and thank the hiring manager for giving me a chance
>buy new shirt and new trousers to look smart
>prepare answers for the questions they might ask
>get the train into town
>walk to the place
>walk right past it due to crippling anxiety
>get the train back home again
>don't answer the call when they phone to ask what the fuck happened

d-devilish haha kill me
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autist guy at work went ballistic yesterday
filmed him as well, was pretty hilarious

he bought a cookie in the vending machine but it got stuck, so we egged him on a big and he started going crazy smashing his head against the machine and REEEEEEEEing

tempted to upload the video somewhere
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>>58090868
>men-tai
do it for the ments lad
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What position did you lose your virginity lads?

Her on top for me. Couldn't stay hard either.
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>>58090785
name one negative listed in that article
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need to cheer myself up fast for a call

what do i do
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>>58090933
the fuck's bamzooki
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>>58090981
>leaky tap poo
Go on a rager last night or what?
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>>58090933
Great show. Did you ever make your own bamzooki?
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>>58090841
I'm playing, mate. I just got to farrons swamp ore whatever it's called.

I'm kinda depressed because I don't enjoy vidya nowhere near as much as I used to. I used to play from morning till night and love every minute, but now I'm getting older I can barely play for more than a couple hours without getting bored and turning it off to do something else. Dark souls is pretty much my favourite game series too.

I envy people who can still get lost in a game.
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>>58091024
>Couldn't stay hard either.

Seems to be a common occurrence here
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>>58091024
striker
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>>58091024
her legs up and pushed against her chest while I sort of half-stood over
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>>58091024
dunno what it's called, but like spooning except I was fucking her
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>>58091034
https://youtu.be/fbUYyWZ_xK8?t=326

>>58091051
yeah la
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>>58091002
very sneaky

they probably never saw it coming
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>>58091024
missionary
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>>58091024
Missionary, we lost our virginities to each other <3
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>>58091024
my face down in a pillow is all i remember lol. pretty drunk haha
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Any business lads or just lads with jobs here? I need some advice urgently
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>>58091107
>14 when this started

explains why i never heard of it. too old for this place 3bh
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First time I had sex I didn't realise you're supposed to support your own weight on your arms so I just flopped on top of her and wiggled my arse in and out until I came.

I'm 220lbs and she was a tiny oriental.
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>>58091053
I'm the same m8, fromsoft games capture me though
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>>58091161
what's the problem la
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making a prediction
your left ventricle will burst today and kill you instantly without a word
>>58091207
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>>58091161
I have a job
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>>58091161
>lad with a job
That would be me
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anakin, my allegiance is to the republic, TO DEMOCRACY!
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let it be me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PAP3kN8J8w

quite a good song imo
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>>58091161
whats up mate
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>>58091207
haha
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>>58091179
Will.
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>>58091161
I put objects on shelves. I am an expert on business.
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>tfw no tatar gf
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>>58091207
God have mercy on your soul
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how does russia have all that land
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>>58091202

So... this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause
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Do you guys ever order takeaways and wonder if your food has been defaced in any way?
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>>58091202
>The republic
>Democratically allows the trade federation to blockade Naboo and kidnap their senator
>Democratically appoints a supreme chancellor and then abandons democracy

Ah yes
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>>58091259
>>tfw no tatar gf
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>>58091024
he bummed me and came on my bum :P
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This Oj Simpson TV program is cheesy af.
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>>58091261
they conquered it. Russia had been fucked by Tatars coming out of the steppes/Siberia for yonks so once they got their shit together they started pushing east.
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Lads, over the course of history, would you say there has been more good or bad brought about by our existence?
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The prisoner ost is so good, can't believe hugh jackman was as good as he was. Killed it
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>>58091261
self defence
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The Jedi lived in a literal ivory tower and looked down on everyone they were cunts 2bh
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>>58091391
Wew
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>>58091391
chebbing hell
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very glad i wasn't born in the 2000's

this makes me want to die haha
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>>58090526
this
>>
round here we stay up very very
very very late
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>>58091380
>our
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>>58091356
agreed
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Are DE safety razors just a meme or are they actually good?
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>>58091473
chebs on tour
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>>58091391
need to acquire a gf like this lads
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>>58091462
>Spain

Why aren't you in your own thead, Spaniard?

I wanna fuck you women.
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>>58091438
>Feel ree
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>>58091494
The best
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https://youtu.be/4KHxGB3Fni8?t=4m7s

this girl is fucking retarded
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>>58091304
what was you're thought process when posting this?
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>tfw no /fit/ gf
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Marcella tbqh
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>>58091552
The best meme or the best shave?
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>>58091596
what was your're thought process when posting this?
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shalalalalalala
oo
uh huh
down at the new amsterdam
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>>58091596
"I really hope I get some (You)s to validate my existence. At the very least, janny will acknowledge me with his punishment."
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>Grow some plants in my back garden
>Police inform me I have grown the wrong kind of plants
>Now I'm in prison
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Don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head

I miss you
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>>58091698
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>>58091727
me on the left
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>>58091189
>>58091191
>>58091199
>>58091216
>>58091238
Okay so I recently got a Sunday job at a little shop as an assistant. The staff is supposed to be comprised of a manager, an assistant manager, two assistants, and the rest are volunteers or work experience.

I've only been there 3 weeks but my manager collapsed last week and is now off for a while. There is no assistant manager currently and the other assistant refuses to work any more days, so basically I've been doing a load of overtime and I'm the "de facto manager" for the time being. Now I've been getting by reasonably okay considering I haven't been fully trained yet.

The problem is that the regional manager is coming to visit tomorrow. This shop is part of a national chain worth millions, it's not just some family business. I'm terrified.
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>>58091698
Should have checked if your plants were legal beforehand.

Ignorance of the law is not an excuse
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>>58091727
me in the center
>>
>breathe in some oxygen and nitrogen molecules through my nose
>no problems here sir carry on
>breathe in some powdery plant molecules
>no sir you cannot breathe these molecules we are going to have to put you in the concrete box for 3 years
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>>58091787
I don't think you understand him
>>
Have you ever seen a vagina?
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>>58091727
Me on the right of the left hand image.
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>>58091727
Actually look like guy on left
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SHAT AP BLUD
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>>58091759

nice blog. what help do you need exactly?
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bf just sent me this, ladm80s
wat do?
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left ventricle feels funny
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AHA
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>>58091835
I'm so sorry
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>>58091698

>walk in a field
>pick up the wrong kind of mushroom from the ground
>now i'm in prison
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>>58091759
Nutt up, tell them what happened and how you've been trying your best with what training you've had

They'll be impressed if you haven't actually fucked up anything so don't worry about that, at some point make sure you're getting compensation for your OT if you're on a wage
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>>58091811
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>>58091815
thousands mate
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What are you neighbours like, fellas?

The ones to our left are spot on, though the bloke can be a bit ignorant now and again. The ones to our right are trashy as fuck but not that bad, BUT the sons are dodgy as FUCK.

I always hate when I'm not in for a delivery and they potentially deliver to them because they wouldn't think twice of pinching it and saying nothing had arrived.

Thankfully, 90% of the time they deliver to the neighbours to our left.
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>>58091860
Same; hurts when I breathe in deeply. Unironically think it's all the RCs I've been schnozing. Oh well.
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i am covered in skin
no one gets to come in
pull me out from inside
i am folded
and unfolded
and unfolding, i am
colour blind
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>>58091759
You seem like the most responsible one there. Doubt you will get any shit.
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>Move mouth to make sounds
>Police say I made the wrong sounds
>Sent to a cage for 6 months
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>>58091727
Why is someone even taking pictures of this?
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>Weed store randomly closed today

REEEEEEEE
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>>58090472
That square faced bitch is ulgy, and if that nerd loses his glasses and hit the gym, he would get at least 7/10 pussy
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>>58091875
He's not as good looking obv
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>>58047214

same, i do it with 3's too.
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>>58091911
A nice old scottish lady on the left, a row of holiday cottages on the right and then a nice old woman with loads of dogs
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>>58090472
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!
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>operate a machine amidst a collection of social organisms within a learning institution
>police haul me off to a small iron box
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why are yanks going crazy about the 20th of April?
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>>58091958
>why would some take pictures of a girl wearing cute socks with her pantsu on display

gee I wonder
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>>58090673
Why get to that size and not form Britannia,Francia or HRE
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>>58091982
That's fortunate
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>>58091616
Literally the best shave you can get. I started using a trimmer though cos I can't be arsed tbqh
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>>58091984

>replying to a 21 hour old post

kill yourself
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get banged up for saying the wrong things? just don't talk
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>release urine into perfectly clean water
>fine
>release urine onto concrete
>put in concrete room
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>>58092001
They used flash though. I mean, if you're gonna be a creep, be more subtle.
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>>58091984
lmao
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>>58091473
>>58091554

Who dis?
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>>58092062
Chat shit, get banned lad
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>>58091911
>tfw live next to a council scatter flat
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>>58092077
Might have been taken by one of their friends because they were being funny
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>Perform biological function with a girl
>Get told I am going to the hole because she had consumed fermented sugars.
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>>58092087

Martine Thornland
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>>58092030
>muh heritage
even though Direland is babies first kingdom
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>>58091851
me in his right hand
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PLANS FOR TOMORROW:

>wake up befoer 11
>for for 2-3 hour bike ride
>get back
>wash bike
>eat
>play Dark souls 3 for a few hours
>get pissed
>shit post
>sleep

Tomorrow will be a good day.

What are your plans?
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>>58092156
is that death grip
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>When everything you see and hear reminds you of Sershlad
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>>58092087
a chimpanzee
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gonna roll a cheeky second hand joint lads
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>>58092166
Wake up
Go to work
come home
Go to sleep

Repeat for 45 years
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>>58092166
where do you work/ go to uni?
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>2-3 hour bike ride
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>>58090720
wew
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really want a globe desu
but one with just physical geography. no political borders
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Sign on tomorrow 'gulp'
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Made a fucking dating profile lads.

Absolute madman. Lets see how long I can keep it up before I get self conscious and delete it.
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>>58092199
8/10
>>
*oozes*
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>>58092130
>willingly make yourself retarded for a time for the sake of fun (aka degeneracy)
why is this allowed
>>
I saw thousands of Muslims in New Jersey celebrating 9/11
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>sir did you pay for these 1s and 0s on your computer
>you need to pay for these 1s and 0s because we own this arrangement of 1s and 0s
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>>58092234
her nipples looks leathery
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>Do a thing that is legal in the United States of America
>"Sir we have to put you in the concrete box".
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>>58092254
it increases confidence
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want to unzip her
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reading a giant atlas from 2001
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>>58090472
ARE YOU THAT DANCING KID FROM 15 YEARS AGO?!?!?!?
>>
>brain is full of ghosts
>try and release them
>put in a concrete box
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>>58092218
I'm a machine operator. I work 3 days a week and get 5-6 days off at a time.

Couldn't do a 9-5 job. I'd have to be high all the time.
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>but one with...no political borders
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>>58092298
people can get that without getting drunk
literally not an argument, you fucking weakling.
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>>58092234
looks like a man with tits
>>
reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra in the garden (not currently because I'm posting here)
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>>58092326
Atlas of what?
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>>58090617
I dunno
I'd like to believe there's girls out there that aren't that shallow
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>>58092326
sudan's gonne be a bit wrong lad

just draw a line where the sand ends and put south sudan under it
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>>58092303
Why do zips feature so prominently in all these photos of her?
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>>58092361
it makes you feel happy and sometimes tastes quite good
>>
>oversimplification
>reductio ad absurdum
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Jimin
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>"Have sexual intercourse with a 16 year old girl 3,656 miles west of my usual geographical location"
>"Sorry sir it's to the metal box with you"
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Interesting to see what gay teens on reddit have to say when it comes to politics, lads
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>>58092427
Strawman ad hominio
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>>58092356
excellent post
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any actual madmen in here?
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>>58092400
>>58092391
it's like 300 A3 pages, it's giant

like an adults geography book or something
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*rubs penis halfheartedly*
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>>58092447
doxed
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>>58091852
Advice on how to make things go smoothly tomorrow and not have a fucking panic attack.

>>58091885
If he points out any mistakes I have made, would it be acceptable to use "I have not been trained fully" as an excuse?

I am getting paid for all the overtime thankfully. Also, I'm going to try pushing for the assistant manager job. It's the decision of the area manager but I talked to her for an hour last night and we were getting along; she told me she wants to send me away for a few days to see how a "good shop is run".
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>cognitive dissonance was an answer on University Challenge
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>>58092326

The national geographic one? I have one of those too
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>one human being shows off the fat collections on their chest and gets paid thousands
>another does this and gets paid nothing
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>>58092430
jimin and choa
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>>58092522
i created this meme
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>>58092454
no it's not you cretin
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>>58092492
why did you move with your parents? aren't you a little old to still be living with them
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>Have sex with a girl who is 5840 cycles of the planet in age
>Perfectly fine
>Have sex with a girl who is 5839 cycles of the planet in age
>"Fucking dirty paedo"
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give me a pickup line with the name Niamh lads
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What do you reckon the story is behind those 14 year olds murdering that dinner lady and her 13 year old daughter in their home? Bit odd 2bh.
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>>58092593
alri niamh grab your coat lets liamh
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>>58092539
yeah but they're good fat collections
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>>58092488
So you're just flipping through it or are you looking up something?

>>58092516
>the area manager
Why isn't she taking over your store instead of making you do everything?

> would it be acceptable to use "I have not been trained fully" as an excuse?
Yea, that's not your fault
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>>58092593
i love you niamh i wish we could heem
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>>58092586
i'd love to know what you think my age and living situation is
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>>58092602
jamie oliver's legacy
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>>58091911
I live in dorms with a Ukrainian, Russian and a Polak.

The Ukrainian and Russian guys never stop drinking, ever. They're really respectful and nice towards me though because it's "my country".
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>>58092593
niamh show me your wizard's sleeve
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>>58092602
political correctness gone mad
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All these niggers celebrating OJ get let off for murder.
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>>58092539
>>58092608
c u m m y ︃ ︃ ︃ t u m m y
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>>58092593
niamh oh niamh you make me cream
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>>58092589
>doesn't even account for leap years

amateur
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>>58092516
>If he points out any mistakes I have made, would it be acceptable to use "I have not been trained fully" as an excuse?

>Making excuses

No one likes the guy that does that, even if it's true. If they spot something you did incorrectly you should apologise and say you'll remember how to do it correctly next time.

I once used "I wasn't trained fully" as an excuse of why I fucked up and I was sacked with the reasoning "We need someone who doesn't need to be shown what to do".
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morning lads
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>>58092639
you're 26 and you moved to denmark because your dad got a new job there where you picked up benes before landing your self your own job probably for daddy's company
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>>58092535
nah lid

got loads of national geographic magazines though
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>>58092602

splenderman told them to do it
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>>58092602
must've knicked their match attax cards
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>>58091911
both are billionaire pensioners
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I kinda want a GF so I can have sex when I want but I'm someone who likes his own space and doesn't like people nagging him or telling him what to do all the time, which women are very good at.

I need a bitch who knows how to give me personal space.
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>>58092707
no
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>>58092649
how did that happen? sheer coincidence?
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Hugged a girl today lads.
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>>58092629
>gets fat collections removed
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>>58092736
fuck buddy

you want tinder
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>>58092736
hire prostitutes
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>>58092698
Morning
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSTGqCO52Q

Lads
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>>58092589
>this is how nonces try to convince themselves that they're not degenerates
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>>58092750
yes. i remember this being said as well and you eat oats for breakfast
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>>58092736
>doesn't like people nagging him or telling him what to do all the time, which women are very good at

Stop browsing r9k. Women are normal people just like you and I
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man kicked the ball
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>>58092750
youre in your 50s. you moved to denmark planning your retirement
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>>58092795
>Women are normal people just like you and I
ummm... NO
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Lads if you have sex with a girl that is 1 day away from being 16 but when you wake up in bed together she's 16?

Also as you came it turned 12:01
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>>58092813
yids will win the league just i've been saying since christmas
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>>58092813
>that goalkeeping
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>>58092791
>you eat oats for breakfast

this part is correct
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>>58092813
>They're gonna beat Lester to the top
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fucking kikes going to win the league
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>>58092750
you're in your late 70's

you moved to denmark with your wife's son after your wife died, you now live there and run a business selling sweets door to door
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>>58092736
that's a meme
women are often very submissive and let the male partner make most decisions
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>>58092859
>being attracted to old hags
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>>58092859
it's sex from the moment willy enters barginar not ejaculating
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>>58092871
Do we have bears in the UK? Like in zoos?

Would love to do that
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>>58092859
Unless you're a premature ejaculator, you still raped a child.

Moreover, you have a slew of lesser charges relating to nudity around minors, coercing a minor into a sex act, etc.
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>>58092630
The area manager isn't in charge of running individual stores. Thankfully she said I can call her if there are any problems. I'm supposed to be finally meeting her in person this week too.
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>>58092776
I deleted my FB account long ago. Too much hassle.
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Reading a book from the 70s about WWII. Interesting stuff lads. Did you know Hitler really wanted to ally with Britain?
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>>58092759
The Ukrainian and Russian were friends already. The Polak was just a coincidence.

Haven't gotten around to asking their thoughts on Crimea yet
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sad image

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1461009574076.jpg
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>>58092750
You're a perma-neat and moved to Denmark for the bennies
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>>58092916

the bear would probably penetrate my box
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>>58092909
But now she's 16 does the crime even still exist?
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>>58090484
this 2bh
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>>58091107
this is the cringey kind of TV programme that makes me want to gas everyone involved
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Have an interview tomorrow at 9

Someone tell me it's okay to get drunk

t. reluctant alcoholic
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>>58092954
it was like 50 year old women who got savile convicted posthumously
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>>58092952
Imagine one of the sides tearing away
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Using plants to commune with the gods is one of the oldest forms of religion and it has been hypothesized by many academics that this is where our higher conscientiousness came from. Hasn't this ancient form of worship been persecuted for too long, it is time for a new psychedelic religion where plants are our religious sacraments.
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>>58092826
>>58092896
>tfw you'll probably still be posting here in your 70s
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>>58092871
How the fuck do they get her and/or the box out of there?
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>>58092941
>Did you know Hitler really wanted to ally with Britain?
Yep. Churchill was sucking too much circumcised kike dick though.
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>>58092991
haha as long as you're trying to stay on top of it lad

t. enabler
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>>58092780
I don't understand this. Is it just saying that all men are driven completely and utterly by sex or is it saying that "nice guys" are just mental but hide it well?
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>Reading a book
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Can anyone else get onto imagefap.com?
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>>58092566
What I would give to be in bed with both of them. Not even to copulate, just to cuddle with them would be so comfy. And then we'd fuck.
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>>58093028

they kill the bear
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Non-whites can never be European. Fact.
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>>58093040
FONT
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>>58093058
>stein
hmmm
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>>58093035
Right you are Spain
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>>58093095
:'(
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>>58093055
literally just told terasa may what you're up to lad
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>>58093058

sounds reasonable to me
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>>58092991
Turning up to it slightly drunk does sound like a good idea. I might try that.
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>>58093135
She just gave the police another £95,000 to keep the Maddie McCann investigation open another 6 months
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>>58092780
this is what happens when you take morality out of society and teach people to be "nice" rather than Good

"niceness" isn't a virtue, its a form of self-protection to avoid any kind of offense or stepping on anyone's toes and thereby leading to retaliation.
its inherently selfish and focused on appearances.

a good man can't help but offend when it comes to it because he knows what he knows is right is more important than avoiding a little spat. it also means he's more genuine rather than a twisting mask of hypocrisy and falsehood.
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>>58093058
the sooner lefties realise that muslims aren't people the sooner we can go about dealing with this problem
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>>58093126
haha down it fresher
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>>58093058
There are almost 3 million muslims living in the UK. 1.5 million of them think homosexuality should be illegal. That's 50%. For every 2 muslims you meet, 1 will want homosexuality to end up with someone in prison. Let's invite millions more in. That sounds totally reasonable. Right.
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>>58093058
buttloads enable them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAsC8rCMpXg
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>>58093058
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>>58093000
what was the point
he was fucking dead

nice get
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>>58093193
t. faggot
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>>58093224

like her dimples and the shape of her cheeks
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seems REMAIN are in full defence mode now and they have their strategy planned from now until the vote.
We had corbyn and then osborne who do you think will be next
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>>58093144
Before I dropped out of uni because I hated it so much I started going in drunk.

Not fall down drunk, but definitely buzzed. 4-5 cans before 9 o'clock class. It was a BA in media, so no lectures or anything, all project work and lots of talking.

The funny thing is it made the work way more fun and nobody even noticed, they probably just thought I got on antidepressants.
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>>58093193
Fags should be beheaded and burned in the town square
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>Look up dumb normie that was a cunt to me in secondary school
>He's making 80k

Why do normies always turn out successful? Nepotism? This guy was an idiot and went to a terrible uni
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>>58093262
Staunchly and openly homophobic tbqh. Just using lefty arguments against them is a lot of fun.
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>>58093040
yea its a bit bullshit
as if they only reasoning for anything boils down to sex and thus deviant sex is the only bad thought

change the "nice man" to the Oversocialized man and you get the modern male unable to embrace or acknowledge any "dark thoughts" that may enter his mind so thus he pushed them away and buries them under heaps of lies.
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any day now
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>>58093165
fucking ell

although
>Soon the child’s parents, Kate and Gerry McCann, face the emotionally daunting prospect of paying for a new private investigation with a war chest of some £750,000, raised largely through sales of Kate’s widely praised book on the enduring mystery.


hmm
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>>58093313
chad always wins
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If you google "eu referendum", what is Google's first result for you?

For me it says leave, but I'm wondering whether Google gives different results based on your search history.
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just got banned from /r/conspiro by the karma police lads
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>>58093083
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>>58093313
Because managers don't need to be intelligent
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>>58093326
Lovely cage that. I was considering one like it when I was redoing the runt enclosure.
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>>58093313
Being handsome, charismatic and sociable doesn't end at being important at school
>tfw I know the exact same sort of person
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>>58093391
uBlock you numpty
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>>58093391
>ad

m8
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>>58093391

same for me, it's an ad after all
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>>58093391
That's an ad retard
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>>58093391
fair
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>>58093391
>ads
>2016
jesus christ

got the bbc first, then the guardian, then the week haha
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>>58093391
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my acne scars are so bad it looks like iv been shaving with a cheese grater
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>>58093475
That's what pops up for me
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>>58093514

dont shave with a cheese grater then
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>>58093503
>One bar
lol
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>Leave hasn't even started campaigning yet
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someone do a new there
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>>58093514
learn to live with it lad, you can always find happiness in the skin you're in
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weird noises coming from the bathroom
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>>58093538
stop using our media.
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>>58093612
me & your mum
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>>58093514
Iktf
Just grow a beard
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>>58093612
your mum and my britmate
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>>58093503
what phone
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>>58093643
>>58093643
>>58093643
gnu
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>>58093583
probably a good thing.
campaigning only has an effect later as everything intensifies . people forget about the earlier stuff
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>>58093634
Naw
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>>58093612
your mum and some yanks mate
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>>58093514
acne scars take months/years to repair but you can speed it up with bio-oil
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>>58093593
Never said i didn't like it m8
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>>58090484
>>58092968
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1461004405703.webm
NEDERDRAAD

gekleurde ogen uitgave

niet welkom: poepogen
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>>58091035
A rich dieт of fats and spices.
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After my entire life of being an autist I've finally become one of the lads
I found myself in someone else's uni accomodation being pushed onto some broken glass by a northerner on coke. I don't want this anymore, friends
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