radical centrist edition
cara
crayon pop
Daily reminder that I could beat up anyone in this thread and fuck their woman better than they ever could
Prove me wrong. protip: you can't
Where can I find a gf like this in England?
*anime*
>>58093643
me in the centre btw
>>58093721
>and fuck their woman
jokes on you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36045747
Anime
Buying an Android was the worst mistake of my life I hate this piece of shit I miss my iPhone REEEEEEEEE
*hops in car*
*charges at a mass of normables*
>>58093734
gay village
>58093643
I refuse to post in this thread made by a moor
>>58093706
>nederpoop
>>58093734
> gf
> g
REALLY need to have sex with someone soon
[DVDES815] He Wants To Screw His Sexy Big-Titted Boss. Well Now, If Your Company Happens To Be In The Porn Trade, It's Not Hard To Guess That They'll Encourage This Kind Of Sex Filled Desire, And Even Set It Up For A Little Round Of Company Voyeurism!
>>58093794
What's tickling your fanny about it famalan?
>>58093794
too complicated for you? what else can you expect from a mick
hmm
>>58093785
>the russian girl
her music is really good and qt
>>58093836
just wave your euros at them you billionaire cunt
>>58093734
Eton College
Kyary
Single's gone from clanger to banger.
https://youtu.be/BRWK5I49jOs
If /brit/ were to learn a language, what would it be?
>Ingest C21H30O2
>Taken away by walking C
>Encased inside long strips of FE
>>58093916
scots
>>58093901
this is awful
do you listen to this crap
>>58093901
i thought kyary and crayon pop were just meme words for kpop
>>58093868
old people shouldnt be allowed to own technology
>>58093916
The Kpopfags and animefags would probably get autistic about it and force /brit/ to learn K or J
ehehe
>>68422892
this is actually how I imagine Americans speak
and sadly, how the few I've met have spoken
kino-tier meme spewing ear grating invalids
Jimin
>>58093901
Each to their own but i dont know how a fully functioning adult mind can like that
>>58093901
jesus fucking christ there is seriously something really wrong with you if you listen to this
what an embarrassment to the UK people like you are.
fucking hell. im seething with anger just picturing you now.
>>58094010
>tfw seolhyunfag
>>58094003
>>>/tv/68422892
fuck how do I into cross-board post links
>>58093981
clearly not
>>58093916
I'm learning Korean at the moment
>>58094023
Mum started having kids in her 30s
It's her fucking fault again
Is it too late to order a takeaway lads?
Nybögar, 2D-bögar, bögar inte välkomna.
>The weather's going to start getting nice soon and you won't be able to wear your hoodie or jacket without looking weird
*gapes my arsehole*
excuse me! haha!
>>58093916
Latin or don't bother at all.
>>58094102
nah its prime time you muppet
>Ah yes which member of AOA should I post?
>I know! The ugly one!
>>58094103
Din buse :3
>>58094095
>pretending your mum isn't a slut who had 3 abortions
>>58094156
I don't see chanmi anywhere
>>58094103
good post
>>58094075
>>58094010
top madam
>>58094113
What country do you live in m8
>>58093916
>>58094075
This, I actually got into kpop after I started learning it though, down the rabbit hole I go.
>>58094114
wind your neck in lad
>>58094113
I haven't worn a t-shirt in public in over 10 years because my arms are so skinny
We need National Socialism and we need it now.
>>58094156
did brad JUST himself
>>58094113
gonna have to tape up the ol' nipples to stop the gyno poking through my t-shirt again
gonna do some gambling on the stock market lads
>>58093970
now you know
Anyone whos mum gave birth before 18 is degenerate
>>58094219
Ever thought about making your arms less skinny?
even though i'm only in the presence of little blue boxes with words and buttons in them, I still really really like your guys.
>Anime and K-pop posters
>Yanks
>Paki posters
>Canadian posters
You push a button and one group leaves /brit/ forever. Who do you choose?
rare 15 year old marijuana smoking depressed edgy cara
>>58093916
im actually starting a BA in chinese in september
>inb4 muh stem
i already have a BSc and an MSc you faggots
>>58094274
if you don't say paki posters, you're a paki
>>58094274
Yanks desu
>>58094103
Skrockade ivl
>>58094268
I don't have any guys.
>>58094266
what about mums from ancient conservative times ?
>>58094267
don't know what to eat and when
>>58094274
>Clearly a poll
>Not using strawpoll
>>58094274
/brit/ is a house of many rooms
>>58094281
>1435356951066.jpg
>rare
ok m8
>>58094325
what do you mean?
>>58094329
STICKY
T
I
C
K
Y
>>58094015
privyet
>>58094103
lmao bra jobbat anon din jävla idiot
gf sent me this by carrier pigeon
>200,000 years of your ancestors managed to find a mate and have children.
>>58094326
Don't be daft lad
the whole leicester team is on PEDs
>>58094266
good post
1878 here
>>58094229
I've got a special gyno vest for this
>>58094376
You said you like my guys, but I don't have any.
>tfw sisters qt friend finished her bowl of ice cream and sat it next to the sink
>grabbed the spoon, licked it and got an erection
Jesus Christ I'm pathetic
>>58094391
and you better too, or you're a degenerate
>>58094391
And?
>>58094274
yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl-j6rff_b8
>>58094391
and it all ends with you. hope you're proud.
why is swede traden so popular when sweden doesn't even have a big population
>>58094430
>sisters qt friend
post her
Brexit now
might make myself a sandwich lads
>>58094385
>d-du låtsades bara vara efterbliven!!:(
>>58093653
>>58090484
>>58092968
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1461004405703.webm
NEDERDRAAD
gekleurde ogen uitgave
niet welkom: poepogen
bremain soon
>>58094426
don't bully pls
You lot are a bunch of muppets and I hate you all. No woman would ever choose you over me. I'm a bloody god in their eyes.
Sincerely, Jeremy kyle (aka - Jezza)
>tfw the left has subverted western culture and we shun morality more and more every day
>tfw the left just assumes anyone who isnt a nihilist twat is romper stomper coming to hurt their feelings
gonna cop this
>200,000 years of your ancestors were white
>Breed with a nigger
>>58094391
>200,000 years
Lucky for me I'm a yank so have only had about 300 years of ancestors
>UK vs france + germany + italy + spain
>leavers think they can actually win this
>>58093643
Farron's favorite band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T05SRSx1r-Y
Does anyone here have any good who up clik like pics? I gotta be ready for real nigga hours
Rasheeds will never know how good these are
>>58094554
Never thought of it that way.
Poleaboo will have justice
>>58094605
Poleaboo just wants to leave in order to rid these isles of Eastern European scum
>>58094605
France is the only one of those with a military
>>58094543
>cop
fuck off yank
>>58094495
aaaaayyy lmaaaaoooo
>>58094645
Poleaboo has tried pork, it's fucking disgusting
>>58094655
>>58094554
>breed with a black
>ancestors for the next 200 years breed with whites
>now white again
>anon if you continue being such a naughty boy in class i'll have to cane your sissy brit arse
what do?
>>58094316
The k-pop posters
>>58094719
Yes please
>>58094452
large Internet population
>>58094719
Poleaboo is glad that tights are in fashion these days
Lads, this English lady who has a house on the beach in Suffolk is offering me to come there and love her, she will marry me for free, papers and shit. Should I do it or not?
>>58094719
>No arse
>>58094645
jokes on you i'm in Taqiyya
Poleaboo is not going to heaven for he is haram as fuck
>>58094627
>>58094717
Poleaboo is going to hell then
>>58094719
*starts breathing really spastic like and banging my hands on the desk*
>>58094683
>he thinks it will be fought militarily
>>58094780
don't even know how to reply
Has Poleaboo updated his wank vs job search spreadsheet?
>>58094850
We're friends on fb for 5 years, but she confessed recently she's in love with me, I'm 26 and she is 43.
>trace family history
>great, great, great great (etc) grandfather was a king
>be NEET shitposter
Poleaboo regrets selling Harry Kane from his fantasy team
Should have shifted Lukaku instead even though he had 2 games
>>58094819
Think you need to study religion a little more
Eating pork is a minor sin and can easily be outweighed
escorts expect you to go down on tjem
>>58094780
Just fucking walk into the country then don't leave like the niggers and pakis
>>58094495
ye?
>>58094866
Poleaboo applied to 15 jobs today
Unfortunately attached the wrong phone number to them though
Hopefully they'll try emailing
>>58094908
How about smoking weed
>doing fantasy football
>in 2016
lmfao
>>58094908
I literally kicked Blankaku out of my time for Kane. 13 points, jebi bre!
>>58094887
Would you have sex with her?
shoe shopping is hard
t. girl
imagine being held hostage by isis
I'd tell them to suck a fat one tbqh
>>58094966
Weed isn't haram
>>58094015
>you will never into eя́ Iвaнo-Фpaнкiвщинa.
дoбpa нoчь.
>>58094952
You're some twat
>>58094952
*gives you a sock*
>>58094994
I am in dilemma, I watched porn amateur videos where youngsters did older uglier women and it seems okay, but after I jerk off I get sick when I think of that.
don't reply to me
>Poleaboo has tried pork, it's fucking disgusting
>>58095026
Who's this semen demon?
poleboo just touched a child up
He is in trouble
>>58094952
How the hell do you even do that?
What's the wank count for today?
>>58095026
would like a taste of her kimchi if you catch my drift
Doing a think about my life.
>>58095124
please return with results
>>58095026
wondrous thighs
>>58095124
*we connect*
>>58095059
If I was a Spaniard I would be out in the beautiful weather getting some deliciousSpanish pussy and here you are shitposting on a message board! WHY?!
Booking with a regularish client, I say regularish as he travels a lot and I usually see him every 8 weeks or so, sometimes every fortnight dependant on his work. Lovely guy, 53, tall, nice body, easy to get along with, loves a chat and a glass of Prosecco.
Lots of sex as usual and this was the first time he went down on me which was a surprise! An enjoyable one!
Has quite a big thick one which always makes me wince for a little while, doggy can be an issue sometimes if he goes too deep.
Few rounds of sex, he then cums in my mouth as he usually does but misses my mouth a bit and it goes all over my cheek, little in my hair and a little in my mouth, he apologies I find it funny, try to clean up on the bathroom and it's ruining my makeup so had to re do my foundation lol! Then lots of chat telling me about his work and then starts asking what my ideal guy is and if I date older men haha! He's a really nice guy so I don't take it as weird or anything.
Ran over a little as usual, he actually fell asleep for a while! Got up got dressed and he said he's left a little extra in my rate for my driving lessons (I've told him about them before its sweet that he remembered) I told him no, and that I won't take extra money off him, but he insists, I kiss him thank him and leave and when I'm walking down the hotel corridor I count the cash and he's added another £100 to it!
uh oh
90F real feel 95F
>32.2222C real feel 35C
>>58095104
I keep getting 2 digits of my phone number the wrong way around
I assumed it was wrong on my CV so I "corrected" it
I only masturbate at most twice a day, before I get out of bed and before I go to bed
>>58095176
the only big night tonight is "fuckin mondays" and is a shit erasmus party 2bh
t. erasmo
>tfw no mukbang gf
gonna huff some poppers and stick things up my bum
Do Europeans literally watch these American political shows? They're not funny (imo) and fairly irrelevant as they're made for a US audience. It's weird to imagine someone in Sweden or Slovakia watching this weeks episode of wise comedy man explain why Utah's taxes on alcohol are sooooo ridiculous I mean it is the current year.
post last two digits of your mobile
32
>>58095176
also, beautiful weather haha
i feel so lonely and sad
pls give me some (You)s
>>58095193
>muslims not chasing the goats
swing and a miss
>>58095180
God bless women who can take old man cum in the mouth and on the face and be fucking cheerful about it.
Wew.
>>58095303
Spasibo batushka
>>58095260
i'm literately watching her panda express video right now, are you me?
>>58095293
Do you support Atleti or Mardrid?
>>58095290
docks
>>58094391
important because...?
All humanity is insignificant, just try to think how big the universe is, we're all in it for merely a minuscule amount of time, and besides, are you any better than Darwinism?
Selfish cunt, pro'ly make a shitty father anyway.
>>58095331
definitely remember sims saying spasibo to each other
>>58095293
17.c in the UK is pretty fucking hot.
>>58095283
i think the current year man is on here once a week at past midnight on our equivalent of bbc3 i think
>>58093653
this 2bh
>>58094495
wat
>>58095272
Might do the same, sans poppers.
>Harry Kane is the best striker on the planet aged 22
>tfw I'm a 24 year old uni student who has accomplished nothing
>>58095283
Poleaboo likes the John Oliver one, it's just him taking the piss out of the country
Raven Perez is the hottest english girl.
how fast would you cum?
http://www.homemoviestube.com/videos/343331/girl-with-great-tits-interrupted-giving-head.html
>less than 24 hours after tweeting a picture of her bare arse
ah yes very impressive
>>58095346
no im just a shitposter, ive been subber to her since october though
There is woefully little 2d in this thread
gookposters should be shot
>>58095389
>best striker on the planet
me irl
>>58095389
>tfw 26 and empty inside
>>58095349
don't really follow ballkick 2bh, i'll watch either if they're on though. would probably say atletico if it was the derby
>>58095389
Poleaboo thinks you should fuck off
Aguero is the greatest striker on the planet
He single-handedly beat Bayern
He scores when the pressure is as high as it gets
Kane does fuck all, never scored a meaningful goal in his career
Just a poacher, just another Vardy type
>>58093901
not my favourite tee bee haije
any day now
>>58095425
Post bangers
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IyOL-f_UO5k
>>58095463
>gloryhunting paki who supports literal rasheed billionaires: the club
>>58095407
Post her white bum please
>>58095463
fuck off, Kane is a great striker, did you see his first goal tonight?
Aguero is next best and after him is Carroll.
kek Hamilton is such a manlet
2 . 6 g
.
6
g
spent a few hours today betting on virtual horses
made about four euro
lost it all then
>>58095425
Listening to meme sad songs and crying. Feel like a bit of a pleb which makes me want to cry more.
>>58095407
she posted her bum weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMkZc_8-rfk
wobbler
>>58095459
What other sports are popular in Espana?
Basketball and muh Pau Gasol?
Why do football players and some rugby players wear these masks?
>>58095525
You lost it ALL
How the fuck
>>58095425
>anti gookposters should be shot
fixed that for you mate
>>58095580
put a tenner down got twenty because of the deposit bonus
I dunno, I got greedy and started placing loads of 20 cent bets that got nowhere
fucking horses
>>58095549
Listen to the prisoner ost
>>58095549
>meme sad songs
>meme
What do you mean by this?
>>58095596
FONT
>>58095579
Broken nose
>>58095511
visit her twitter, you lazy bastard.
she bleeped out her snatch
nearly lvl 30 mining lads
>>58095522
Manlets are better for stuff involving machines cos they take up less room amd suffer less of the health effects associated with fluids being pushed into or away from the peripheries.
That's why you''ll see a lot more grills as fighter pilots and racing drivers in the future.
Why is observational comedy so fucking shit?
How do I get into football so I can speak like this
>>58095463
>>58095704
you do know what those odds mean in percentages right?
>>58095697
Sorry lad
I thought we were a community?
Why didn't you listen?
>>58095704
Put it all on Wideload desu
I got a good feeling about her
>>58095682
august 2015?
>>58095730
Stop being a faggot
>>58095765
dunno what you mean
20/1 bet with 1 euro would have netted me 20 euro
>>58095699
More like lvl 30 ming haaaa
>>58095518
>rating Carol and Kane off the back of a hot streak
Literally the worst kind of pundit, buying into hype
>>58095748
Poleaboo suggests watching MOTD, Football Focus and maybe listening to 606
>>58095737
alri stewart
>>58095293
>Not choosing Imperial units
Yeah,
>Spain.
[imagẽm]
>>58095303
(Tы)
>>58095833
wow this is really unflattering
>>58095833
qt pi
>>58095829
but it's kind of boring lad
how do ordinary people get into football?
>>58095518
Andy Carroll is fucking shit. He has an abysmal scoring record for a striker.
>>58095793
betting on meme names got me nowhere, there was another called "big guy"
What porn should I do a wank over tonight lads? Feeling a bit depressed, and that usually leads to a weird one.
>>58095771
not worth a ban. i just came out of one for posting something off topic lol
>>58095875
by having friends and family
>>58095833
>>58095862
yeah sara alsready starting to age like shit
>smokers
>>58095875
I got into it when my mom banned tv for lent when I was in high school but I watched the footy anyway
