/cum/ GET MODERN edition
yuri
>>58090193
El puerto ricANO
>>58090261
Is that the fat guy from Mad Max?
>>58090193
was just listening to Stuck in the Middle With You
what kind of people use public transport
is it really the poorest of the poor?
Hello friends.
>>58090400
Yeah.
>>58090466
does everyone have a car as soon as they hit 17 or something?
would you use public transport if your car broke down?
>>58090400
outside of a major city, yes
>>58090400
people who dont have cars
>>58090520
I bought my first car at 16 but I also live in an area that is 100k people.
Most people buy their first car at either 16 or 18.
No I would just ask a friend for a ride or borrow my room mates car.
Public transport would be last resort even behind my bicycle desu.
>>58090261
everytime i see a fat disgustin american i laugh but then i remember that there HAS to be a mexican equivalent down here
>>58089984
>implying not every city in America has those (Except for the Cubans, but other cities have negroes which are just as bad)
Trump is going to win New York
>>58090400
Not really the case here, but it is usually more convenient to drive.
I drive to a nearby transit center (I've had a car since 18), then take our light-rail to school, which is downtown.
I did however take the bus through junior high and high school, it was never a hassle and I never really witnessed anything serious.
>>58090520
I honestly wish everyone use public transportation instead of buting their own car.
Like in denmark and netherlands.
>>58090817
Is Trudeau actually good? or sort of good? or are the memes real?
whattup itcho boy careless whisper
>>58090817
i have bow legs tb.h
>>58090864
Seriously amazed me when he started selling gold.
>>58090400
Also worth mentioning, daily ridership for public transport in Edmonton is 397,000, which is around 40-45% of the population.
But, like me, chances are most commutes include driving in one's own vehicle at least part of the way.
:(
>>58091140
What's wrong?
>>58091435
faggots are allowed to live
/cum/ how can i make america great again ?
>>58091488
become a US citizen and vote trump
>>58091476
don't be suicidal buddy
>>58091488
import more american stuff
>>58091488
by telling your countrymen to stop shilling for sanders
Sister: I'm lesbian
Little Brother: I thought you were American.......
>>58091488
kill the regressive left
fix welfare programs
deport illegals
>>58091527
>>58091531
>>58091548
>>58091647
ok ill try
They ask what came first, the chicken or the egg. What if they're twins?
pls respond >>58090864
>>58092287
My life is pretty much no different.
He's smarter than the memes will make him out to be, but his entire policy is based on pandering to the left (aka South Ontario).
>>58092287
as far as i can tell he spends most of his time doing PR stunts
as far as what the leadership is doing, they are hurting our economy by not allowed natural resource development
>>58092287
Hes whatever, average. I didnt vote for him, hes like Obama where theres a lot of style over substance. Hopefully he cools off and starts doing something
> be me
> Canadian male
> uni
> want Canada back
> Trudeau is coming to my uni to speak and answer questions
> my time has come
> chug a bottle of maple syrup
> ride moose to university conference room
> park moose outside
> head inside
> sit down politely while eating poutine I've hidden in my pocket
> We say the national anthem and start asking questions
> Trudeau points to me
>"You there, young man. What's your question? "
> my legs shake a little but I gain my composure
> stand up
> ask my question
>"Mr Trudeau what are you going to do about the rising suicide rate among Canadian university students?"
> he looks shocked
> he starts to say "Well it is my duty to..."
> right as he is saying this you pull out a handgun and yel "A FUCKING LEAF"
> BOOOMM
> You shoot yourself right in the head
> blood everywhere
> Trudeau is traumatized and being escorted away
> you become a martyr for all Canadians
> riots start
> the coup is successful
> the Canadian empire has been established
> Michigan, Alaska, Maine and Cascadia have been annexed
> geese fly all around the world
> you died a hero
hi /cum/
>>58092824
Hoi
>>58092824
hi /cum/-chan
Why aren't you Chad?
>>58092999
some of us are destined for more
>>58092999
>one day you will make wise decisions
>get a good job and accumulate wealth
>you walk on your way to your yacht and find the Chad who laughed at you in college
>taking a smoke break at a shit wage slave McDick's job
>you near your yacht and four roasties approach you
>"hey anon is that yours?"
>push through them and don't give them the attention they crave
>begin your world travel, looking at the horizon slowly shrink
>smile to yourself knowing you've made it
>he isn't listening to Maritime Folk Music
WHAT are you doing anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieFONL-5w5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edAxujKev1I&t=6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHSumH3eooQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woouOaziFBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrETx9HF5OU
Have any good vietnam games come out in the last few years? I have a sudden urge to it aint me my shit up.
>>58092999
>I am growing stronger
>>58093356
could play huey module in DCS
>>58093356
i wish desu
I wouldn't mind seeing a decent cold war game that had:
>Korean War
>Vietnam War
>Soviet War in Afghanistan
>Cuban Revolution/Bay of Pigs
>>58093461
>DCS
Hmm yeah I've looked at that game, sims are usually hell trying to use just a KB/M and that's all I have atm though.
I was hoping for more a "run through the jungle with a M16 dodging gook mines" type of thing
>>58093595
yea haven't tried any of the heli ones out but have heard they are a pain in the ass without peripherals
>>58093289
I wish bars still erupted in songs like this.
>tfw watching a set of pictures a newborn baby on f.book just because you want to see the mother's tits
wtf am i doing?, i can go straight to watch porn
>>58093705
It's perfectly fine to explore the depth of your sexuality anon. That being said you probably have issues
>>58093705
Yeah thats pretty weird anon,
This is way more fun that it should be
>>58093667
you could find it in St. John's Newfoundland, closest thing to the old world culture in the new world, and George Street has the most bars/pubs per sq. ft in North America.
>>58093767
>>58093773
is not a stranger tho, she is a girl i had a crush on when i was younger
>>58093919
Oh. I would do the same tbqh senpai
>>58093894
I have my doubts desu but I'll take your word.
>>58090363
>>58090667
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/lymphedema/basics/definition/con-20025603
The dude has cancer treatment damage. This is why Canada and Mexico are second to the USA.
>>58094126
>>58094126
>>58094200
reported
>>58094200
>>58094257
>>58090919
Oh I like to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs, oh swim between their legs.
>>58093177
We both know this won't happen
Headache anon back with a brand new rap, it goes: ow please stop brain it's hard to do things feeling like this
>>58094273
>>58093992
well maritime folk in pubs in Newfoundland is about as normal as a bear shitting in the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gksAahYTAQI
>>58093705
https://youtube.com/watch?v=37adXYp5Cr8
Thank me later
>>58094126
>>58094200
Anime is gay
>>58094401
>Two old people dancing.
That's just a concert though. Probably the closest you can get to what I was thinking of though.
>>58094503
this
>>58094417
i've got that webm but i had no idea it was on youtube
La bandera chicana.
>>58094647
CHI
>>58094807
-NGA TU MADRE
>>58094870
No bueno cabrone
>>58094257
I wourd rike-a sum moh cawfee
Doing a post
tooth hurts
>>58095693
Good.
Taking a shit while completely naked is a liberating experience.
sick of it already
sup guys
Doing another post
>>58095941
sup pooman420
>>58095989
same ol' same ol'
poopin' n' blazin'
>>58096259
Im sorry man, you need to find someone new, someone better.
>>58096259
fucking idiot
>>58096259
Man up
Panda Express or Subway?
Legion comes out at the end of august
>>58096566
Panda Express
>>58096648
>>58096666
I was feeling the same way lads, it's settled then
Also nice quads mang
>>58091647
I believe there almost to no illegals in Canada, all advantages of living in Canada requires legal status, and if you are illigal in Canada you need like two legs to became illigal in US.
>>58096666
She probably does think about you. Don't be fooled by the pictures on social media, those are moments, the best moments, you don't see the pictures of them being completely bored with each other, you dont see the pictures of them cheating on each other, you dont see the pictures of them fighting. If you love her, maybe you still have a chance, but figure out if thats worth it. If i's not you gotta move on, just dont be fooled
American sissies
>>58096725
gib qt ukrainian waifu bls
Eglish skills not necessary
I'll take your sister, your daughter, anything
Lol someone hit our overpass
Who /no emotions/ here
>>58096881
Are you fat and ugly basement dwelling neet? If you are not, and you realy want it, you should put your shit together, save comething like 2000$ and came here to work as English tutor.
>>58096930
not me, im more like super delusional, which keeps me from killing myself
>>58097072
post accent
http://vocaroo.com/
>>58096930
>literally a shut in suicidal mountain hermit wageslave
>not even unattractive, manlet or fat but my social skills have died beyond all possible conceptions
>forgot what sex feels like
CAN'T
>>58097122
>which keeps me from killing myself
only reason I haven't offed myself is that I don't really think there's an afterlife so I don't have much to lose if I keep going because things might get better
>ywn walk down a rainy middle class NYC road listening to music on your iphone 6+ and wearing your /fa/ clothes
>>58096821
fuck off faggot
>>58097171
feels kinda good eh?
>>58096930
I've been working for months towards my dream job, but it just now struck me how worthless all that hard work was, because I will never in a million years get that job.
I don't really know what I'm feeling right now.
>>58096259
What an awful idea, hope you learned your lesson
>>58097174
>ywn beat a sissy brit boi to a pulp then penetrate his cornhole whilst unconscious in some decrepit rustbelt alleyway
>ywn leave him emotionally scared
>>58097271
keep trying
just keep trying
>>58097289
I feel better now honestly, expected it to last longer. Kind of feel relieved t bh.
Guess I didn't care about her anymore as much as I thought I did.
>>58096796
>Divorced 12 years
>Talked just once with her since then
>Me married again, children, having whole new life
>She is as well
>Suddenly massage me on viber with some random shit
>Piss her of
>TFW you know she has troubles in marriage
>>58097140
You mean spick some random shit? I need a script.
just made a sex tape with some kid's mom.
about to upload this shit to pornhub.
>>58097466
"holy fucking shit look at all of these amerifags"
>>58097466
>A nu cheeki breeki iv damke
>Won't you be my cutie pie?
>God bless the Hohol State of Poopoosylvania
>USA you are my hero
>>58097497
link
>>58097536
Do you live in PA, m8?
where at?
>>58097372
I have been trying.
It just doesn't work.
>>58097554
I used to live in State College but I just wanted to hear a Ukrainian say "poopoo"
>>58097290
im really skinny and vulnerable yet ive never been robbed
not sure why
>>58097805
maybe you don't live in a shithole?
>>58097805
I'm 6'4 and 200lbs and I got robbed at gunpoint by a feral nigger
>>58097945
example of why meme height doesn't matter desu.
>>58098008
It matters for getting a girl.
Height, just like muscles, are completely worthless for actual 'function'. If someone wants you dead or maimed they're just gonna shoot you.
>After the defeat, he fled into the nearby hills with only about four legions. Knowing his army had been defeated and that he would be captured, Brutus committed suicide by running into his own sword being held by two of his own men.
Quite impressive
>>58097872
i live in london and frequently go around sketchy areas
>>58098103
Dress as a girl.
>>58098008
>t.manlet
>>58098210
>t. butthurt nogunz canuck
>>58098078
I wonder how it felt betraying a friend like that. Caesar gave him everything he wanted.
Any transgender folk itt?
>>58098291
fuck off
>>58090667
that;s what has been terrifying me when i get high, we think we are different in our countries, but we forget everyone around the world lives a version of our lives
>>58098341
t. butthurt lesbian
>>58098291
>folk
how problematic
>>58098255
I imagine he would have felt extremely conflicted but his hand was also forced. It was in the blood of his ancestors to dispose of tyrants so he had to kill Caesar, there was no other honorable way.
I think he made the right choice
>>58098437
didn't mean it like that
my mind is telling me to jizz in a girl
but my heart is telling me a sock
>>58098525
there is a sock on my cock as i type this
>>58098525
wut?
you're heart and brain are mixed up mate.
>>58098291
only in their heads lad
only in their heads
>>58098594
>you're heart and brain are mixed up mate.
Aren't all of ours?
>>58098291
transgenderism is a mental disorder, not a physical one. The cure for transgenderism is not a sexchange operation(what a surprise that surgeons who make tons of money off of this push it so hard), but therapy and psychiatric drugs.
fun fact:
there's already a cure for transgenderism, and it has existed for a while.
pimozide has had a near 100% efficacy rate in all trials for curing gender dysphoria. Trials testing it go back over 25 years now.
The only reason it's not used to treat gender dysphoria is because it might hurt people's feelings that transgenderism really is a mental disorder.
btw
pimozide is an antipsychotic.
The pimozide wikipedia page is locked. Go check the history, every time someone tried to dad the information that it treats/cures gender dysphoria it was removed without any valid reason. Scientific peer reviewed study, removed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimozide
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8839957
Good luck getting a paper about it published now though, you'd be blacklisted for hurting people's feelings.
>>58098725
trannies just rode the gay and lesbian rights coat tails into our modern crap era because they were lumped into that group decades ago
>>58098725
>>58098859
i only asked if there were transexual ppl here
>>58098859
a lot of non-'gay pride' gays/lesbians don't even like the fact that transsexuals are lumped into the same group as them.
It's not even remotely the same. Wanting to cut your genitals off and be another gender is not the same as wanting to have sex with the same gender.
>>58098873
and anons expressed their distaste for them
did you not expect that?
really?
>>58098725
holy shit, noice.
>>58098725
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret.
Give it time
>>58098928
i expected "yes" or "no" not "trannies are mentally ill and need to be cured of their skewed identity"
>>58098998
this is 4chan
you absolutely should have expected that
>>58098998
id like to fuck a trap
>>58099049
well its ok i guess since im actually just a straight dude
anyone ever play that steam controller?
Thinking about getting one. I really abhor playing non rts games on a keyboard.
>>58099073
this
I want to fuck a petite trap while he's locked in chastity infront of his father and force him to cum solely from anal
>>58098998
You must be new as fuck, or you overestimated the faggotry levls in here. Should've asked during gay weeb NEET hours, one of those losers probably wears his sisters skirts or something, if that counts.
>>58090387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b1wt3-zpzQ
>>58099159
>>58099073
Is there even a difference between dickgirls, traps and trannies, or are these all the same shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCDAfa-NI-M
bit drunk
>>58099235
bit sober myself
>>58099213
yes
'dickgirl' isn't really a term applied to 3D, just 2D futa.
'ladyboy' is almost used exclusively for asian shemales/traps
'trap' means it completely passes as a female, but almost never has breast implants.
'tranny' is basically a trap with breast implants and doesn't really try to be feminine
IT IS FUCKING HOT TODAY HOLY SHIT. IT IS ONLY SPRING. STUPID FUCKING WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
>>58099213
one is a girl with a dick
one is a boy who looks like a chick
one is a boy without a dick
>>58099235
Remember that game NARC? Where you could play a crooked cop that sold Ecstasy and shit? Game was fun.
>>58099275
>one is a boy without a dick
meh, postops are just dumb
basically got rid of the only interesting thing of them for a giant gash that tries to heal itself over without constant drugs.
disgusting
>>58099275
>girl with a dick
>girl
>with a dick
>>58098008
t. mayor of munchkinland
>>58099264
>tfw 66 degrees with slight breeze and clear skies
Are traps the best wifes?
![1257636696433[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BQOOrLk.png "1257636696433[1].png")
>>58099318
i meant like futa
which is fiction, since girls don't have dicks
>gender is binary
>there's whole wings of academia dedicated to denying this
>>58099364
god no
traps past the age of like 30 are basically just disgusting crossdressers
why do you think they have such a ridiculously high suicide rate?
It was 80 today and I felt like I was sweating my balls off.
Wanna live in a local with sweater weather forever
>>58099388
This is also true.
Only youth can really pull off pretending to be the other gender
Once wrinkles start coming in, you're going to look like the sex you were born as no matter what
90f here
You guys complain too much
In light of this conversation here I think we should continue this survey, still no clue how many of you here are memeing
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
>>58099448
I live in PA and I visited southern california, didn't really feel hot at all if you stay out of the sun.
There was basically no humidity there, it regularly hits 100% humidity here which is way worse.
>>58099370
I heard that if say bad things about Canada I will get hit :(
>>58099448
>90f
>>58099448
just not used to it after winter.
I grew up in Cali where we would have 105 plus days for a week straight.
>>58094126
Why does Texas get its own flag anyways???
>>58099480
traps aren't gay
if it looks like a woman, it's not gay
inb4
>b-b-but p-p-penis
and is sex with a person that looks exactly like a male but with a vagina heterosexual sex?
>>58099503
canadians are sissy, probably cant even throw a punch
>>58099530
if it has a penis and you fuck it then you're a god damn faggot.
>>58099503
Snowbacks couldn't hit the broad-side of a barn if it was 10 feet in front of them, they'd trip and bump into the barn and just end up apologizing profusely for getting in the way.
>>58099530
It's not a vagina if it's a dick that's been mutilated and put together into a mockery of manhood.
>>58099530
That makes you gay or bisexual according to this survey, unless it's an act of course
Who wants to do lunch this week loves? xx
>>58099530
keep telling yourself that, fag. Being attracted to a super passable trap is one thing, but if you're knowingly gonna stick your dick into another man's ass when you KNOW that DUDE is packing a dick you're at the very least a bi-guy.
>>58090272
puertorriqueño hermano
>>58099641
literally wanna start a brunch crew on Sundays.
Crepes and mimosas.
>>58099641
Me. What're we having?
>>58099657
okay, then I'm gay.
so were 99% of the greeks and romans by these standards.
>>58099641
I can buy Jimmy Johns if you're up for that
>>58099641
NY style pizza
>>58099641
i'll come and entertain the table if someone pays for my food
ill cover the tip and my drink
>>58099732
Yes.
The Greeks and Romans are well known sodomites.
>>58090400
Genuinely only the scum of the earth use public transport in the US
You buy a car. You even buy a cheap car that barely runs. You ride a scooter, or a bike. You even walk if you have to. ANYTHING but a fucking city bus. If you take a city bus alone you're begging to get stabbed with a dirty syringe by an HIV+ heroin addict while his crackhead buddy kicks you in the teeth. That's the US public transport crowd in a nutshell.
The only thing truly wrong with homosexuality is the transformation of it into a virtue and its use as a replacement for the traditional marriage.
So really the problem lies with modern culture, not the act itself.
>>58090400
Everyone from businessmen to homeless people here. Driving in the city is a nightmare
America was founded by the English
>>58099924
This 2bh
It only became wrong when it became the cool thing to fake
Perfect country:
Canadian government, economy, systems, etc.
Set in Italy
Everyone is Finno-Jewish but act like British people and speak English in a French accent.
100% Muslim.
Thoughts?
>>58099697
We could meet up in Madison and do it, I'd be down.
>>58099757
>pizza
>>58099765
Okay where should we go
>>58099751
Yeah please do I love the bread
>>58099713
I kinda was spaghetti
>>58099178
such a good soundtrack
>>58100114
>canadian economy
>>58100183
More for me
>starting to sprinkle outside
>>58100183
As long as you don't put a classic Marinara on it, I think that sounds good. I can make some Garlic Bread and Salad.
>>58099697
Mimosas/bloody Mary's on a Sunday is GOAT
>>58100283
>Foggy rain this morning
>SNOW NOW
Business idea: pay crackheads to fight, sell the footage
Business idea: overcharge the pleb giving me the footage to edit his crackhead fight videos
>>58100311
>/bloody Mary's
my absolute favorite drink if made well.
Some tenders are fucking artists when it comes to that drink.
Doooooinnng aaaaaaaaaa POOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!
Business idea: Buy low, sell high
Business idea: rip off a /brit/ meme
>>58100183
What sammich? I can make reubens, maybe whip up something else?
>>58100334
>tfw getting high with my buddies in high school and watching bumfights thinking we were seeing the most hardcore shit ever
Simpler times. Take me back.
>>58100283
>>58100311
can we all do lunch sometime this week
>>58100387
It's pretty rare to find a good one, kind of like martinis desu
Bloody Mary and a burger is God tier after a rowdy Saturday add in https://youtu.be/ED5s1-Fe9FA
and you have one of the best Sundays known to man.
>>58100484
I can probably make it where are you thinking?
>>58100436
We've tried that one before
Business idea: convince crackheads they owe you money, get them to distribute your high grade narcotics to pay you back
Business Idea: Robot waifus
>only thing I have to look forward to anymore is baseball and survival horror games
>>58100628
>get them to distribute your high grade
Absolutely retarded f@m you are putting any sort of trust into them.
Only thing you will get from crack heads is an original xbox or some nasty dollar bills
>>58100686
>he watches baseball
>>58100537
Not sure, but it would but fun to have you, me, and st. paul eat somewhere
Boss wants me to cover 3 night shifts this week
Told him I suffered from moderate to severe night blindness and will be unable to do so. Mother is a nurse in the ICU, going to get a note from her.
>>58100742
Maybe crackhead prostitutes would be a better idea
Already used to bringing the cash back or they get fucked up
OR
ALTERNATE IDEA
Use white people instead
>>58100743
>not watching BAEball
>I don't closely follow competitive chess
Minnesota
>>58100754
Zombie burger in Des Moines I always hear people say is good a bit out of the way for you guys though.
>>58100794
This has more potential or just buy crack sell at normal market value until you get regulars then start rocketing that shit with baking soda or Meth but charge the same price slow but steady profit.
Business Idea : Create an MDMA like drug that is as addictive and short-lived as crack cocaine. The rave kiddies would eat it up. I'd become Scarface overnight.
>>58100628
>crackheads
>high grade narcotics
M8 why do you think they're crackheads...
>>58100870
sup mate
>>58100895
Yeah, I was thinking somewhere on the river, you feel?
Business Idea: start an anime suicide cult that promises eternal waifudom for large sums of money
>>58100914
BUT WOULD THEY INJECT FENTANYL?
Idunno, but we'd find out real quick.
New gimmick : do 70 push ups and drink raw eggs like rocky.
>>58100951
Yeah I dig it. I bet there is a bunch of artisan towns along the way with good restaurants
>>58100956
They absolutely would.
Business idea: beat down crackheads for injecting my fentanyl when they owe me money
>>58100956
If it gets you high, a crackhead will put it in their body without even asking what it is. A lot of people into heavy drugs are like that, and a crackhead would be far worse.
>>58101025
>New gimmick
>posts this everyday
