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Early morning /cum/ edition
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Sorry to the autist in the last thread.
I have a gf ;)
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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place

I said yep, what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little chaaaaange.
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>>58063804
>early morning

It's ~04h, you maniac.
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How does /cum/ start their Monday?
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>>58063883

Cleaned the floor, and leave for the Uni in an hour. Won't be back until the evening.
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Good morning guys, i haven't slept yet. Probably later, around 8AM
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>>58063838
So do I ;^)
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>>58063883
Black coffee and 1 pack of cigarettes.
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>>58063883

Finishing up homework into the wee hours of the morning. Just got back from picking up some Ranier and learning from the cashier that you can hack credit cards with a rf jammer.


>>58063999

Which Uni krautbro?
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>>58064026
>Good morning
Morning? Do you mean technically morning or is the sun actually rising where you live?
It's 1:15 AM here and I'm just about to go to sleep
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>>58063883
These replies haven't been autistic enough. Here's my full routine.

>wake up after the third alarm
>lie in bed for half an hour dicking around on my phone
>get out of bed, then make the bed
>fill the kettle and turn it on, put out a mug with a tea bag and some sugar
>go to the washroom where I shave, pee, brush my teeth, floss, mouthwash, pluck my unibrow, clip my nails (if need be), and take a shower
>dry off, put on my robe
>make my tea, sit on the couch to watch the weather and drink my tea
>turn off the TV and put my mug in the sink
>get my clothes for the day, hang my robe back in the washroom
>apply deodorant, aftershave, cologne, and so on
>get dressed
>feed my cat and put the radio on for him
>turn out the lights, put on my shoes, grab my things, and leave

>smoke three cigarettes while I wait for the (late again) bus to go to work

Rinse and repeat. I work two jobs and haven't had a day off since August.
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>>58064061

>1:15

Where on the best coast are you lad?
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Hello how are you?
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>>58064083
AZ, Phoenix specifically
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>>58064080

mid-late 20s hipster detected
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>>58064096
I'm fine, thank you.
And you?
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>>58064106

>Phoenix

Loved Arizona, hated Phoenix 2bh, though Flag wasn't great either.
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>>58064080
While I'm inclined to agree with >>58064109 this sounds comfy.
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>>58064052

The university of Cologne, but I think of quitting and doing something entirely different.
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>>58064110

What city is that? It looks too suburbany for NYC and the river looks too big for Pittsburgh
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>>58064109
>hipster

Literally how?
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>>58064141
What's wrong with Phoenix?
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>>58064179

Is Cologne as boring as it looks?

>inb4 no Berghain
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>>58064180
NYC
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>>58064221

The suburbs are hella totes gnar sicknasty excessive, it takes forever to get anywher, also >tfw red hair in the desert
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>>58064119
Im good. Just ate food and now drinking coffee. Lunchbreak at work. Little bit cold and cloudy but summer is clearly coming. Almost all of the snow is gone here in Rovaniemi. Much hugs and kisses from here. You guys behave so mom can be proud.
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Droll thing life is -- that mysterious arrangement of merciless logic for a futile purpose. The most you can hope from it is some knowledge of yourself -- that /cum/s too late -- a crop of inextinguishable regrets.
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If you want to join my crew, you gotta get through the barrier to entry first.

*Hands you Rubix cube*

Solve this in under two and half minutes and you're one of us.

If not, get the fuck out and never talk to me or my mates ever again.
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>>58064153
How the fuck does not having a day off since august sound comfy
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>>58064250

How loaded are you anon?
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>>58064221
How to call people who lives in Phoenix?
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How can I show some fucking respect to the American flag?
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>>58064291

Uppity Seattlites with a tan
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>>58064282
I'm unemployed (eSports)
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>>58064222

It depends on what you are looking for.
We have some night life and sport events. Nothing like these air shows you have, but soccer and ice Hockey are big here. And you can go to music events like Rock im Revier. It's not in cologne itself but not so far away.
There are street races from time to time, killing a bunch of pedestrians and sometimes there are this hogesa stuff, hooligans against salafism which always leads to clashes between various groups.
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>>58064310

Wrap it around Natalia :3
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>>58064310
Zachem?
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>>58064344

Sounds based. I was only there for like six hours. Luneburg was comfy as fuck though.
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>>58064345
Hi, I'm Natalia, but I'm against Crimean occupation, can I get refugee status in Us?
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>>58064281
I meant the morning routine :c
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>>58064374

No, we don't take white people anymore ;__;
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>>58064261
>You guys behave so mom can be proud.
Tell me that five years ago and we're in good shape.
Anyway, it's good to hear that you're doing well.
Take care anon.
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>>58064374
No way, Ivan.
Hotya menia tak ojcec uwioz iz Belarus.
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>>58064373
I haven't been to Lüneburg. There's a soap called "Rote Rosen", on the ARD, which takes place there. Seems to be a nice city.
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>>58064333

Wew
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>>58064445

It's clean, suburbs are American as fuck though which is a bit jarring.

>tfw Tokio Hotel used to film their music videos there
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>>58064464
Australia has Latvian flag?
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>>58064511
>Tokio Hotel

I already forgot about them. I know that they moved to the US, but are they relevant?
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>>58064554

They haven't been relevant since 2008, but it was still hilarious to learn that it was a few blocks away from where I was staying.
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>>58064464
>tfw shit at paradox games
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Do you, Americans, show respect to your flag every single morning?
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>>58064404
sad, I hope Trump will change that nonesence.
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>>58064645
Like in American dad?
No, I don't wanna be "vatnik".
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>>58064676

Me too, we had some damn good times.
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>>58064614
>git gud at ck2 somehow and dump massive amounts of hours into singleplayer and multiplayer
>"hey this skill should translate well into other grand strategy games"
>mfw trying to wrap my head around victoria 2 or eu4
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>>58064645
Only after listening to this
https://youtu.be/RKM1AAzeRCg?t=61
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>>58064862
omg, made me cry
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is keanu reeves the most attractive man alive?
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>>58064862
>he didn't show respect to the USSR flag
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>>58064907
Please tell me there's a Russian version.
>>58064953
Sorry.
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>>58064950
Why do you even need to ask?
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>>58065047
I can't find version with riesling. But maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAvtSANtlao
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>>58064110
>>58064250
nice
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>>58065318
That was some good stuff. It's videos like those that make me forget about the problems in my own country.
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>>58065459
Doesn't work for me thouhg. If I want to feel proud for my homeland - I listen to Grot. It's rap.

Here's another jingoistic song with Russian anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyOsXdqMvqc
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It should be noted that I've upvoted every single person who's disagreed with me here, as far as I know. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me.
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>>58065957
To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today.
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in NY, in order to graduate from school you have to beat your teacher in a rap battle.
NY coroners cover the corpse in a giant durag
NY niggas call their daughter "timberly"
Chicago niggas in their 30s are considered old
NY niggas use a taxi for drive-bys
Chicago niggas get a death certificate upon birth
NY niggas think the green goblin orchestrated 9/11
Chicago niggas yearbook is the obituary
NY niggas in church say "you heard" instead of "amen"
NY niggas die of cardiac arrest if they go 5 minutes without saying "deadass"
Chicago niggas sleep in coffins
Chicago niggas think GTA san andreas is a documentary of life
Chicago niggas have a mid-life crisis once they're 8
Buying rat poison in NY gets you 25 to life.
Southern niggas pick their afros with a pitchfork
Southern gangs are strapped with musket rifles from the civil
NY niggas think a jehovas witness is someone who attended a jay-z concert
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>>58066072
>NY niggas in church say "you heard" instead of "amen"
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I'm back from my vacation.
In the airport I caught an entertaining moment by listening to the conversation of two strangers.
They, too, were strangers to each other but engaged in some short-dated airport smalltalk as many travelers do.
It was a middle aged woman and a man slightly younger then her, both German.
During their conversation she seems to have received a picture on her smartphone, it was the picture of a black child as I could see from where I was seated.
The man asked her "oh, you have friends from Africa?" to which the woman joyfully replied "oh, no, that is my granddaughter!"

B
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A
C
K
E
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How did you like my story?
Regards
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Holy geez

I'm in love with this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cz9T-ZR4ApE
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no more mr nice guy no more mr meeemeeee
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god damn this song makes me feel good to be a burger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYUaJGGneiI
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>>58067129
wowow i reallly want to fuck now
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>>58067129
this is shit though
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https://youtu.be/VvTvtIeXJ1I

check out this new meme I just found guys haha
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>>58067537
lmfao totally forgot this existed

it actually is fooken hilarious
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>>58067537
What d'you know about the All Star pars?
Don't wanna see man driving his car
I'm behind tints with the leng in the car
I jumped out the car put the leng to his car
I said "get out the CAR!"
I said "this ain't a PAR!"
Smash the window, drag man out the car
(DRAPES!) Get out the car!
If you don't get out the car
Don't wanna see man shooting at star
You better not dare me now
I don't care if you got friends in your car
Light up your whip and all of your spars
Watch some of them roll out of the car
Run down the road I'm chasing them far
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trying to quit cigarettes but im smoking one right now hzhaha
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>>58067629
fags are for literal degenerates
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>>58067649
t. /pol/
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>>58067665

Nah, just a really autistic German.
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>>58067665
>>58067879
fuck off retards
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>>58067914

The fuck you gonna do it about it?
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https://youtu.be/ds0IsJX9Ixo

God bless~
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>>58067933
Not buy Canadian and watch your economy collapse some more
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>>58067629
surely raised on biggie and nirvana, why are you not high on legal marijuana?
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>>58067981

What the fuck would you personally even buy that's Canadian
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America suck cocks.
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>>58068042
Good point your shithole is useless anyway
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>>58068073
Sounds like you're just jealous that Russians don't
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>>58068087

Why are you so upset this morning, my good chum?
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>>58067950
Why is this so funny?

Also, as I already said I arrived back home from my vacation today.
On the 11 hour flight from China to Germany were also some US-Americans.
Can you guess what I heard after the plane had landed?
Exactly, it was the clapping of an American.
But he found no resonance from other travelers so it quickly faded.
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>>58068122
I'm sick of Canadians being such assholes, somebody has to stand up to the bullies
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>>58068140
I've never been on a plane but I refuse to believe that people clap at the end of a flight
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>>58068140
>>58068193
I can confirm americans absolutely do clap when the plane lands.

Not on all flights but the longer the flight the more likely the clapping.
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>>58068215
why tho
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>>58068259
Not sure I always assumed it was because they were happy we didn't crash and die
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>>58068269
>7AM
>eating a rack of ribs

are you jello?
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btw lol in china i used a squatty potty at the airport and i placed my asshole so perfectly over the hole of the toilet my turds just went straight down in there.
and it's not like there's just a pipe attached to the hole as with a normal toilet, it's like this huge, deep hole kind of basin thing (dog bless to all the phones that might have already landed in there) so you heard this satisfying plop once it landed in the steamy broth of piss and shit
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>>58068449

>Excited about exotic shitting escapades
>German

Guess I shouldn't be surprised.
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>>58068449

Literal shitposting
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>>58068449
How was the smell?
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>>58068593
There was no smell desu, I was surprised.
Maybe they put some stuff in there. The squatty potty in the Kaohsiung metro smelled fucking awful though.
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People have been screaming, drinking and acting like complete idiots here since 5am because of the boston marathon. Some guy shouted at them to shut the fuck up and most finally left thank God
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>>58069502

Ordnung muss sein.
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Jesus fucking christ some guy tried kicking down a door and now him and some other guy are having a fight outside and everyone's screaming, it's hardly 8am.

Pretty sure one's a canadian, found him passed out in his own throw up once in the showers
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Here's a transcript of a conversation I had online.
I totally screwed this up, right?

[begin conversation]
Hello!

Hi

How are you?

Im okayy
How about you??

I'm doing well!
Your profile says that you're from Seoul?

Ahahah..thats a joke. thats how i love korea even in my profile i indicated itlol

haha lol
Though - if that's you in your profile picture, you honestly do look Korean.

Yea' thats ME ..THANK YOU [NAME OMITTED]...hahha..no joke?lol

No joke!
haha You use a lot of smiley faces when you chat

Yea' hahahaha .you noticed . Is there something wrong in using so many smiley? We used to do that here in ph with my friends.

Oh, no! I like the smileys.
I've just not seen someone use so many before!

Haha..okayy. its great that im the first one youve seen using many smileys
So hows you doing?

I'm doing well!
How are you?

Is it morning there or evening?

It's morning. My physics class is actually about to start!
What about you? It's 8 at night there, right?

Im okayy. pretty good
Hahahahaha

That's great!

Yeah.. exactly

So - what about your Monday? You're working Information Tech, right?

So are we going to end our convo now? Since youre in class. Is it okayy that we're chatting? You know..

It's entirely up to you! My class doesn't start for a few minutes, so I've got a bit of time.

No im not IT Student..Education student

Oh, yeah! That's right! You just graduated, though, right?

Yep.. ouch' bet you forget me

I'm sorry; I just have a bad memory when I meet new people! I promise it's not intentional!

Hahahaha..kiddin' lol..yea ok

Ooh! That's a relief.
Anyways, I need to get to class, so I'll talk to you later! It was nice talking to you!

Ok..takecare bye for now

[about five minutes in between]
Nevermind! Class got cancelled

Have a great day! goodluck

Thanks! You too! Have a nice night! Don't forget to say your prayers!
[message hasn't yet been read]
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just pigged out and now my tummy hurts
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anime is sleeping lol
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>>58072495
That's pretty gay, lad.
If you enjoy stretching out your colon that much just go to an AIDS club or put a shower hose in your butt
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>>58072604
>eating is gay
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morning dudes and dudettes

first day of new job starts in ~2hrs i'm hella excited yeeewwwww
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>>58063804

hello can i cum in here
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>>58072756
no
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>>58072756
PISS OFF LIMEY
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>>58072798
>>58072918

Why the hostilities my transatlantic comrades?
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>>58072756
Yes
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>>58072717

Good luck. Have fun.
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>>58073021
this is a muslim free zone
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>>58073027
Hello friend how are you

>>58073112
oh
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>>58073073
thanks krautchan

>>58073165
don't listen to them you're welcome as long as you're not one of them america hatin pinkos
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>>58071411
COME ON YOU NERDS HELP ME OUT HERE I'VE NEVER TALKED TO A GIRL BEFORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>58073584
stop trying to be cute/funny and have a conversation of substance
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morning /cum/

how is everyone doing today
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>>58074380
This is utah isnt it?
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cutting my life into pieces
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>>58074452
Arkansas senpai
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>>58074638
i could have swore
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>>58074296
Which question should I ask?
She did respond with "haha.. yeah thanks :) :D"
>So - as a Christian, how strong is your faith?
>Since you want to be a school teacher, what is your favorite subject?
I could follow that up with
>What do you want to teach? What's your preferred age group?
Lastly, I could ask
>Is [name] really your full name? Where did you parents get it from? It's very pretty.
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Your waifu is my slutfu
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>>58074935
Do not ask about religion

School teacher is the better conversation topic, it's grounded and not too personal

The last question could come off as cringe so I'd avoid it
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>>58074829
nah bro

arkansans got beef with utah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Meadows_massacre#Killings_and_aftermath_of_the_massacre
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>>58074935
Avoid religion autist
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>>58075019
Rude
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>>58075199
>shesacartoonnotyourwaifu.mkv
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If someone says "It's the Feds", are they talking about any federal law enforcement agency, or the FBI?
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>>58075323
depends on context
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>>58075071
Thanks!
>>58075122
Out of curiosity, why avoid religion? We're both Christian, so I don't see the problem
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>>58075323
Could be US Marshals or the DEA too.

The railway system also has a nationwide federal police of their own.
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>>58075523
>why avoid religion?

As a rule of thumb, avoiding religious and political conversation is always a good idea til you know someone better, well enough to openly disagree about things and not get upset.
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>>58075673
Fair enough, though all one has to do is look at my profile to see that I'm a hyper-conservative libertarian type.
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happy birthday to me
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>>58076032
Happy birthday anon.
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>>58076032
happy exist day
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>>58076032
hebbi basudei
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>Live in Houston
>Get FLOODED
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>>58075673
>>58075122
So - which question should I start off with?
>Since you want to be a school teacher, what was your favorite subject when you were in school yourself?
>Since you want to be a school teacher, what subject do you want to teach?
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just did a poo that felt more like a fight

now im literally butthurt
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>>58076068
>>58076150
>>58076602
thanks lads.
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>>58076032
Happy Birthday
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>tfw a celebrity shits on a place you grew up around

https://youtu.be/1hXpobkojPI

Everything he said is true and at the same reason it's why I love Hampton
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What the fuck?
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my bowels feel like one of those volcanic swamps with the huge black bubbles popping and sizzling in their steam

looks like that too lmoa
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I've been shitting non-stop
Fucking help me guys
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>>58077547
What the papaya?
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>tfw you sleep for 8 hours but still wake up tired
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this combo of frozen pizza, beer, and instant coffee is making my colon feel like it's in a gang bang

whew
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>>58077244
I have fond memories of literally every single place he recorded
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literally have 250 words due in an hour

will i make it?
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>>58077879
Yes
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>>58077879
That's like a paragraph
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>>58077879
Try 300 word essay due in two weeks, loosing sleep over it
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LADS >>>/his/1001151
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omg makin another trip to the toilet rn

it's BEGGING to come out

>>58077951
more like 2, 2bh bud
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k, gonna kick these words out before my morning beers truly kick in
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>>58078036
my god
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>>58078036
Interdastingd
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>>58078036
the moon landing was real but it was done by aliens
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absolutely just annihilated 305 words
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>>58078698
good boy!
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> be me
>Waiting behind student to use the vending machine
> this kid puts in 5 Canadian quarters in the machine
> he broke it
> machine won't work now
NIGGA
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>>58078820
I could never be a teacher cause I'd rage over that
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>>58078820
the machine knew it was losing money
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>>58078876
I cry sometimes

>>58078919
I've seen to much Canadian money desu
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>>58078919
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>>58075320
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>>58079067
are you really a teacher
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>>58079067
Don't shoot up the school
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>cook made strange food again
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>>58079131
Yeah
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>>58079131
Are you really an inuit?
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>>58063883
>get to office
>coffee
>check email
>find some music
>shitpost until shift starts
>shitpost on the clock
>get some work done
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>>58079131
Inuit <3
Hope everything is well with you sweetie
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wah! im up
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>>58079353
fuck off
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>>58079157
There's 2 kids in one of my classes who I feel would shoot up the school
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>>58079165
what do you teach

>>58079199
na

>>58079238
Hey there senpai <3,333
everything is gr8 m8, what about on your end?
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>>58079468
Go patriot act on them. Shoot them before they shoot anyone else sempai
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G U Y S >>58069642
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>>58079468
Is there any way you can report that shit? Like hitting up the principal with "ayy yo dis kid is unstable af". I'd be scared to teach for that reason alone

Oftentimes parents don't even notice their child is batshit and should be euthanized for the greater good

>>58079490
I'm glad to hear bb
I'm about to embark on an adventure soon but right now it's all good vibes
I haven't seen your name pop up in a minute 2bh, are you usually floating around? Do I have to become a flag fag to stalk you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY

having a feel good morning lads
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>growing out beard for the first time since I'm graduating soon, so fuck it
>people keep think I'm memeing for the Stanley Cup
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>>58079738
An adventure? What kind?
Nah, I was banned for three days. I only use this name to shitpost in /cum/.
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>>58079753
great mix
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>>58079938
thanks for the rec, my man
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>half an hour of fun time left
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>>58079855
gonna drive across the country with my buddies

I post on the phone. I got banned for saying "THIS" two days ago. Janny needs some DUDE to chill out
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>>58080100
Hope you have fun! You should take some pictures and post them when you get the chance.
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>>58080389
I'm going to spam the shit out of /cum/ with my pictures
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>>58080465
Sounds good to me :^)
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>>58080109
ok sven
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Back on the toilet :(
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>>58080596
ur ass is broken

>>58080514
I'll make sure to post them when you are floating around

How is your harem of cats doing?
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bought to open my 4th eye lads see you on the other side~
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2 hot out

winter cum back
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I pissed off one of my students.
Oh well

>>58079490
History, anthropology, linguistics, sociology

>>58079536
Kek

>>58079738
I can tell consulars and parents but that's it
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https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M

Haven't thought of this for years...
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>>58081254
did you say that Jesus wasn't black?
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GOAT breakfast buds
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>>58081312

GO GO GO GO
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>>58081421
is that cottage cheese?
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>>58081421
oatmeal with olives and blue food coloring

>Canadian
>food
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>>58081480
>>58081490
oatmeal cooked with vanilla protein powder, with blueberries
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>>58081421
but it's lunch time :^)
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>>58081396
Kek. I said that in one of my classes and 2 kids got butthurt

No. I said you can't self diagnose depression and this girl said that you can. I explained that you need a professional diagnosis and she just walked out of the class room
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>>58081421
oatmeal is the patrician breakfast desu
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>>58081421

>moose brains and cockroaches
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>implying the GOAT breakfast isnt cold pizza
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>>58081530
breakfast is the meal you first eat when you wake up
it must consist of breakfast food if it is past 11am though, if it doesn't, then it is lunch
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>>58081552
yeah it is fantastic
it is cheap af, tasty af, and sits like a brick in your stomach and keeps you super full
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>>58081254
How long have you been teaching?
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goat breakfast is mutton
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https://youtu.be/29-q7YnyUmY

>this was half a decade ago
>*nervous moaning*
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>>58081542
no one ever got mad in the classes I took ;_;
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>>58081701
I thought that was sheep
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best breakfast is freshly steamed bao and noodles :3
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>>58081687
2 years

>>58081866
Sjws are fun to trigger desu
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>>58081993
Are a lot of your students sjw
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>>58081979
not very healthy but unbelievably delicious
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>>58082034
Like 30% in most classes but my sociology class is like 60%
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huevos rancheros is also a great breakfast/brunch meal, especially if you're hungover
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>>58081993
then again most my class were 3-4 year science majors just getting their liberal art requirements
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>>58082078
wew
What's the demo of your students?
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sup guys
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>>58082126
A lot of my kids in anthropology take the class just for easy credits.

I rarely assignment homework so kids often choose my classes for credits

>>58082176
My last class was
30% black
50% white
10% Hispanic
10% mixed
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>humid as FUCK out
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>LITERALLY PERFECT weather, there COULD NOT be a more PERFECT day than today
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>it's cloudy and rainy
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>sunny and hot again
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>it's pretty okay out
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>>58063883
>wake up

>shower

>a little bit of makeup
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>>58083593
did you get the god awful dry wind too?
my allergies have been killing me for the past couple days
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>>58084485

I dont think we've even had any wind here
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>>58082235
have you seen him box though?
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oh god the cicadas are coming out
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>>58085324
yeah
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>>58085325
So comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQwlv9cKgWU
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>>58085414

WHO WOULD WILLINGLY LISTEN TO THIS
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>>58076032
Happy birthday, Anon.
How old are you?
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>>58085414
>George Georgitzikis
Excellent name, holy shit
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