Pick a slav Edition
>>58103790
>>58103790
Vladimir could teach me the ways of being a STALKER, Im sure of it
>>58103895
Cuck
School is almost over lads
generally disgusted with modern society
vlad best
Generally considered disgusting in modern society
fucking winn dixie switched their orange juice setup, usually the family size no pulp is in the bottom left but today the "lots of pulp" OJ was and i didnt notice it until the lady checked it out. they even have the same red cap. Someone better get fired over this
yuri
>>58103936
>lads
limeys out
Anton or Alekei seem like a fun time.
>still no blood and wine release date
>you will never eat enough to become a big guy
>>58104129
I lost $1000 in Winn Dixie stock once
its a shit company
>>58104183
Probably late May early June.
gonna be good nigga
>>58104129
Winn Dixie still exists?
Tell everyone I named my childhood pup Dixie because of the south... I actually named her after that store 2bh.
>>58104228
>investing in Winn fucking Dixie
Nigga you might as well have thrown that cash at fucking Kmart
Come on now
How cum u dont got a gf ?~
>>58104228
well they shut down alot of their stores a couple of years ago, including the one in my hometown
>>58104258
are you a girl?
>>58104279
can't talk to girls
social autism
>>58104279
>comp sci
>girls
pick one
>>58104279
why would a grill even want me
it would just be a waste of her time so i don't bother them
>>58103790
> Vladimir
> Sergey
> Alexei
Why do russians have the best common names?
>>58104293
... no....?
I was like 5 chill
Alexei
>>58104258
It was inheritance from a great aunt that came partially in the form of Winn Dixie stock
>>58104293
That was when it happened
>>58104332
i was thinking of the winn dixie book, the girl in it named her dog after the store too. Hoping it was a female thing
>>58104279
I do have a gf tho
there we go
>>58104279
i got you bb
>>58104138
Delet this
is masturbating every other day bad or unhealthy
i have 12 shares of disney stock my grandma bought when I was born, under her name and mine
it's a pain in the ass trying to cash them out though
>>58104474
no
reduces prostate cancer
>>58103936
June 16th
>>58104420
oh
Dixie was a good dog though
Miss that one
>>58104279
Because I'm a girl
I want to go home
>>58104474
No, in fact it's actually healthy for you
A fap a day keeps the Jews at bay
Also, once every other day is nothing compared to how often some of the people here jerk off
>last time I had sex was 6 years ago
>no prospect of it happening again without going to backpages
>>58104296
u jus got 2 try
>>58104313
u shud make a robotgf
>>58104321
u shud find 1 who thinks the same
>>58104440
rly?
>>58104460
u do
>>58104509
u shud talk 2 these cute bois>>58104296 >>58104313 >>58104321
Fug I fell asleep
>>58104509
P H O E N I X
H
O
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I
X
>>58104539
How did you get it the last time?
>>58104551
how would I make a robogf if we cant program love?
>>58104577
world of warcraft girls, back in the day it was easy
>"Minorities aren't real people, Dorris!"
>>58104551
yes really
>>58104665
but they're not
>>58104279
zero confidence
>>58104462
post more?
>>58104771
Oh I know
>>58104774
>s2 never ever
GOD DAMN NIPS
>>58104614
hey ur the 1 in comp sci not me figure it out professor
>>58104755
thats cute
>>58104774
then all you need is .01 confidence, thats not much !
I keep getting images in my head of me killing my parents in some way or another.
I really, really hate them but I'm not stupid enough to kill them. Where do these thoughts come from?
>>58104774
sauce?
>>58104922
Probably the fact that you really hate them?
Are you fuckin retarded bru
holy shit why does nobody listen to me ever
>>58104922
Internalized anger.
>>58104979
cuz u r a fagit bro
>>58105032
That's probably why honestly
>>58103790
Pls delet this
>>58104929
Sakura Trick you faggot.
>>58104929
El chicano buleado seniores jajaja nadie te habla che.
>>58105111
everyone likes you russia, chill
>>58105126
decÃas? >>58105119
:^)
Ayyy if I go to Michoacan to see family what are the odds of getting beheaded?
>engaged to a Ukranian girl so I have to deal with her weird slavshit family that is coming over on Friday
FUCKING HELP ME /CUM/
>>58105156
>>58105126
Soy el mismo chicANO, don't mind me.
dear anglo friends, you're welcome to practice spanish and ask questions about latinoamerica here.
>>58097377
It's a new general free of /lat/ scum.
>>58104509
You know the drill
>>58103790
Between Pyotr, Sergey, and Alexei 2bh
Feel like I could get along with those guys
>>58104915
>.01 confidence
How much is that in autisms?
https://youtu.be/n_efRUrmjSc
Would you fuck her?
>>58105206
Fuck u
I work full time with 2 easily angered Bosnians
I don't wanna hear it
Hello my /cum/ friends. I am visiting USA for the first time. Having a good time. You are all very nice. :)
>>58105245
Fucking marriage material right there.
>>58104810
>throws millions into shitty harem series
>can't throw millions into a slightly less shitty yuri series
Nips are weird man.
>>58105220
>anglos practicing Spanish
>>58105261
what do you work as. how the fuck do you make them not angry.
HELP
>>58105267
Where in USA are you visiting?
>>58105267
Speak engrish madafaka
JK, have a good time buddy
>>58103790
Igor definitely
>>58105267
Thank you lad. Where are you from?
>>58105304
I work for a contracting business that does mostly office interiors
They're brothers, they'll spend half the day yelling at each other no matter what you do.
>>58105323
http://www.moddb.com/mods/akhenatens-mod-archives/downloads/ohanamimod-2014ver
HALP plox
>>58105355
are they muslim? I'm dealing with upper class ukranian adventists.
Slavs are so rude holy shit
>>58104915
>then all you need is .01 confidence, thats not much !
I'll be honest that's actually really fucking good.
thanks senpai
>>58104279
got a bf instead
>>58105245
I would marry her immediately. That's beautiful, glorious, and majestic.
Didn't get anything done today.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>58105298
feel free to ask any question about latinoamerica there.
>>58105310
I am in Minnesota now. I will be on a plane to California next week.
>>58105312
My English is okay I think. Thank you.
>>58105326
I am from Dubai. Your country is very beautiful. We have just sands.
>>58105415
Nah they're nonreligious white people
I thought they were Russian until I met them 2bh
>>58104279
I kinda do
But idk
>>58105411
Just look up how to install a normal bf1942 mod that doesn't have chinese instructions and follow the steps, should work senpai
>>58105411
Dont open it, right click the winrar file and press "Extract **** to this folder"
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE7xyn28wjg
>>58105461
You speak perfect English. Thank you for visiting and enjoying America.
>>58105461
Yea your english ain't bad
Have a good time dude, check out the beaches before it gets too hot out (may not bother you actually)
>>58103790
having my first sex in a few hours
any advice?
>>58105461
SAINT PAUL
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>>58105548
Jack off beforehand so that you'll last longer.
Compliment her vagina.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA AND YOUR FUCKING SUNSHINE AND HEAT
>>58105548
Bring a 2nd rubber
>>58105481
I've normally been able to install them without trouble
>>58105489
Like this?
>>58104279
I have but I realized I just wanted the sex.
>>58105548
Wash your dick before and after sex
hey guys can i get a free (you)
thanks
>>58105548
pull her hair, bitches like that shit and it'll make you seem like a dominant alpha male
>>58105652
Ye lad
Good flag btw
>>58105652
i think i mite b able 2 spare 1
>>58105652
Send me some dicc piccs in exchange bby ;))
>plan on watching a movie or playing a game
>always end up sidetracked on 4chan until its too late and I lose interest
>'maybe tomorrow i guess'
every fucking day
niggers?!?!?!?!?
>>58105411
California
>>58105735
me in this post
>>58105411
How are you so bad at everything dude?
>>58105586
This.
Bring a whole pack.
Don't buy Trojans, every single one I've ever had used during a sex session has broken. Every single one.
>>58105595
Yeah
Alternatively just extract to desktop and move it
>>58105744
Michigan
>>58105778
I just am
>>58105795
Thanks senpai
>>58105737
>>58105735
you just described me
wat do?
>>58105780
You were putting them on like a retard
Trojans r fine I've never had a problem with them
Is San Diego really a conservative city or is it just "more conservative" compared to LA and SF?
question of the day can niggers post in /cum/?
MINORITIES PLEASE USE OTHER ENTRANCE
>>58105837
More conservative than sf or la but not quite Like a podunk town in the middle of the south conservative desu,
Y?
>>58105838
>>58105862
racists out
>>58105838
No
But black people can
>>58105735
what makes this place so hypnotizing?
is it because there's always something new to talk about?
>>58105814
>>58105838
There's a few black guys that post here but right now they're all running train on your mom
>>58105813
But only the first two sentences describe me.
>>58105814
>>58105887
Despite our relatively pseudo-anonymous freedom, we rarely take the bold initiative to truly express ourselves in our own self-fashioned idiolect.
The following is a brief foray into the unprecedented.
***
Xelo & well-met, mine friends-to-be-or-not-to-bee (or to W.A.S.P., for that im/matter!).
(En)during this stream/river/lake/ocean of con-scious-ness (with-knowing-ment), Eye
wood\metal\fire\fire\water overcome (over-arrive (sur-arrive (survive)) the(seus') shackels,
(s)hovels, and decadent ten-toothed lures of Hivemind(less) con-form-ity (with-shape-ness).
Eye in/outvite You to ex/peer-science the manyfold joys of this orig(inal)ami of textus hold'em closely and tell them every day that you love them because like all mortals they will one day die.
>>58105735
>2 week break from school
>ooh i'm gonna watch everything on my list on Netflix, gonna read these books I bought 8 months ago, gonna finish all this vidya in my backlog
>shitpost on 4chan until I fall asleep
>now no time to do any of that and no break until July
just fucking end my life fampai
Really think we should just settle this once and for all with an all out race war 2bh
To the bitter end
>>58105923
MAKE IT STOP
I DONT EVEN FUCKING LIKE THIS PLACE
REEEE
The lesser races have polluted our lands for too long
>>58105887
Idk, its like a group chat with all my good frends
>>58105735
>oh boy I can't wait to do all these creative and fulfilling tasks
>jerk off
>desire instantly goes away
>>58105817
I wasn't putting them on. He put them on like you would put on any other condom, and they all still broke.
By all means though, you're welcome to keep using them, but be aware.
Why are we such a meme
I had a full weekend to re-apply to colleges and apply for new jobs and I slept and shitposted the whole time.
Gender studies belong in the toilet 2bh
>>58106107
considering how many colleges we have, that's not that much
>this American near me saying trump won't win the republican nod but truly believes Bernie is going to be the next president
Jesus Christ
Feminism has left generations of men and women with empty and meaningless existences
>>58106107
>RVF may refer to: Racial Volunteer Force, a violent British neo-Nazi splinter group
Yeah, nah
>tfw Gender studies is a GE requirement
Is college a meme?
>>58106180
>take picture of erect manhood
>email it to professor
>title: Problem Solved
>>58106169
>Hey, Anon! It's me, your cute and loving housewife who doesn't exist because you were born in a time after feminism destroyed healthy gender roles!
>>58106180
a little jealous desu
I have to fucking analyze old paintings or some shit like that
>>58106213
>inbox(1)
>From: University Police Department
>>58106253
>"Officer... he said he was 18"
>>58106163
>Ted Cruz is the same as Donald Trump
>Bernie is only going to raise taxes 7% for the richest people so we can give poor people more
t. Polisci student
>>58106253
laughed harder than I should have.
>>58106208
life is a meme
>>58106276
>>58105838
>>58105883
Can I post here?
>>58106297
yee :3
>>58106335
Pls no
>>58105887
I like to bully you guys
>>58106043
Faggot
I know a black guy who said he would fight for whites if a race war happened. He's a pretty cool dude. He wants to be an architect
He's also against race mixing
>only a foot away from qt professor's face today
>wanted to kiss her
I hate school lads
>>58106397
>tfw I had a teacher that I wanted to fuck
She was a milf by the way.
Teeheehee awooo :3
>eating 500g of vanilla greek yogurt
GETTIN BIG OVER HERE
>>58106397
Imagine if you did and she didnt pull away
think ive got some precum
>>58106387
You talk about race wars in real life?
>>58106457
that 50 grams of protein man
add some milk, some fruits and make a proton smoothie
>>58106457
I bulked on yogurt and cheese last month. Now I'm cutting
>>58106470
He goes on 4chan sometimes and we were talking about /pol/
>>58106493
I already had a protein shake with some powder and milk with my supper. This is just a snack.
Friend's mom once literally licked my anus
Gave some bomb dome tho
>>58106521
>Licked my anus
O-ok..
>>58106514
>1g of protein per lb bodyweight
STOP THIS FUCKING MEME, YOU ONLY NEED 0.7 GRAMS/LB AT THE MINIMUM
>>58106457
> tfw bulking
Oatmeal for days
>>58106514
I wish I could afford even half the stuff on this chart
>>58106443
I don't think mine was a milf, but I guess she is to me
>>58106461
no I don't want to. I feel bad as is.
She was in such a good mood too. I was so nervous...
>>58106569
>>58106569
>>58106590
How do you know she'd pull away? Maybe she wants it too..maybe it would put her in a better mood
>N-NO MOM, HONEST! I'M NOT A RACIST, I-I'M A RACIAL REALIST!
Fully intend to stand around work holding my nuts tomorrow
Weak cunts usually kick us out of that site because "Can't read my paperwork with you doing actual work waaaaaaaah"
This is worse than when I left
>>58106597
>less than $35 a week
thats just the cost of milk and chicken breast
>>58106625
...no
>>58106668
What did he mean by this?
>>58106666
Thank god my mom is racist too, satan quads.
THICC
>>58106696
Just live on a diet of nicotine and gunpowder
Tookie Williams by the end of the week
>>58106721
non-American pancakes are a joke
>>58106694
I missed you
tell me something cute
>new chapters of I Am A Hero are out
>>58106721
Too much.
>>58106664
because it would never work out.
She was so happy because I helped her with something and I was so close to her face...
>>58106782
ur sweet like candy
>>58106397
Fuck her bud
>>58106782
I wanna make you food
>new chapters of hinamatsuri aren't out
>>58106694
Hello
>>58106819
>>58106824
Thank u
>>58106870
BABY
>>58106721
fill them with cream
>>58106826
>You'll like an obscure serie that won't see updates until the end of the world.
>>58106870
>>58106918
u guys r prty cute
>>58106869
>>58106752
hello
>>58106941
No u
>>58106969
Yes
>>58106993
thx
>>58106969
No. Too brown and Mexican looking.
>>58106947
This pepe made me kek
>>58106969
Make a thread marica.
>>58107038
>>58106969
yes because you're brown and Mexican looking
Apparently there are now proms for adults who never went to theirs. Would you ever go to one?
>>58106947
**slowly walks past you**
>>58106823
I want to m8.
but how?
>>58106969
You look Indian or Paki or something. So that's a yes.
>>58107086
had a gf for both junior and senior year proms
Didn't go to either, just picked them up afterwords and partied
I don't dance for shit
>>58107086
no, lol
wtf?
that doesn't count.
>>58107101
With your penis
>>58106969
Literally anybody could look like a local in my country.
>>58104326
literally meme names lol
>>58107075
TRIGGERED
>>58107086
prom for adults is a wedding
So no because I'll likely never marry
>>58107125
how did you get a hold of my training video
I like Americans desu, have a nice day
>>58107139
that doesn't help much.
how do I actually do it.
like step by step?
I keep trying to hit small animals with my car but they always jump
Am I the only guy that hates getting smacked on the ass? Don't even like it when the girl is super hot.
> /cum/ merry go round
>>58107194
I like you too
>>58107177
You know that's not true, dont stay shit like that
>>58107231
You're training wildlife to dodge traffic. You're doing god's work.
>>58107225
Entice her with monetary benefits or find a way to manipulate her feelings
I suggest the former
>>58107225
1. Buy roofalin
2. ???????
3. take her to a hotel in another zip code
javascript:quote('8411219');
>comfy /cum/ thread
We should do this more often desu
>>58103790
>Anton
>is either drunk or hungover
So like every other slav?
>semester is almost over
>taking summer classes so nothing will really change except the weather
truly the ride never ends
I'm Mclovin
>>58107341
was shitposting all over /int/ part of your plan?
>>58107322
Remember this senpai it can't be that bad.
>>58107260
>>58107268
t-thanks
>>58107393
dream time now
MOM'S
>>58105838
Fuck off stormfag
>>58105838
Can idiots post in /cum/?
>>58107394
m8 that plan is foolproof
