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The Lone Pashtun Edition
Thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgBRqswtAPY
"Music fills the infinite between two souls." - Rabindranath Tagore
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans and Burmese (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood + (full blood) AmerINDIANS + Gypsies + west INDIANs + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + people from the INDIAN ocean + speakers of INDO-european languages +Tibetans
Welcome: anyone else but.....
Not Welcome: Hijras
>>58079054
>Thread song: Ghani khan gazal by Sardar Ali Takar
Thank you OP. I love Takkar. That means a lot to me.
>>58071012
We do web design.
Pakis in these breads thinks they are superior
>>58080309
>We do web design.
Wow. Could you provide a link for a site you've done?
>>58079054
Desi is becoming more Iranic recently
>>58080757
Most of the shit we do is not visible on the frontend. Backend stuff. And I am not
posting my clients' websites on 4chan.
>>58081259
O-okay, anon.
>>58079054
Hello losers. If I see you then I'm gonna box your ears
>>58081778
weaboo faggot, kys
Anyone got any movie recommendations?
>>58081872
even I'm somewhat of a weeb so you gotta go through me first.
>>58081923
KILL
YOUR
SELF
>>58081923
>so you gotta go through me first
Kek, chutiya
>>58082007
NO
I
SHALL
HAUNT
YOU
ALIVE
>>58082026
LoL Gandu
>>58082026
>chutiya
Chutiya
Mild expletive in Hindi. Not offensive among friends and very handy while driving on Indian roads.
*Dumb pedestrian crossing the road while the signal is red*
Truck Driver(laughing): Yeh Chutiya kahan jaa raha hai, isko jannat ki sair kara deta hoon (Where the fuck is this asshole trying to go, let me send him to heaven)
*Runs the pedestrian over*
by Makkhan Singh Truck Wala October 06, 2004
ebin
>>58082090
Oh boy, it took you a whole year to recover from the absolute BTFOing you took on /pol/.
Welcome back.
Why doesn't India have meme planes like A-10 warthog?
>>58083492
>Oh boy, it took you a whole year to recover from the absolute BTFOing you took on /pol/.
Storytime, tell me what happened to the tripfag
>>58083560
Oh you know, the usual tripfag stuff
>tripfag won't stop saying how superior Indian military is,spouting shit.
>probably an autist role playing
>gets BTFO with facts
>doesn't show up for a year
Inb4 he was on a top secret mission or something
>>58083645
enjoy your ban
>>58081872
>>58082007
*punches their ears*
Wtf did you just say you little cunt
>>58079054
What is...this ?
>>58083876
Savage Pakistani children eating raw hala meat
GET DINK'D
GET STINK'D
WOWZAH
HAHA
>>58083876
Pakis eating raw pork
>>58084009
Pakistanis are eating Indians?
Wowzah
>>58083876
That's a buffalo head. These poor kids bought or was probably given
for free by someone who had killed a buffalo for a wedding or
some other ceremony. They are selling the meat. Some poeple
like the meat around the head and they are also selling them brains which
is a great delicacy.
>pashtun
>related to other desi cultures in any way
might as well be afghanistan, you're in the wrong bread. get out.
>>58082093
abey bhosdaaaaa
khupoos khupoos ko maar khanga mere haath meh
Chal nikal yehaan se
>>58080309
pakhair ragalay lala
now for tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ZHKcJNHoE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9JaVqAXr9w
>>58084500
OUT, FILTHY BACHA BAZ POOTHAN
>>58084537
>afghanistan is not in south asia
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>58084500
>buffalo brain
I thought we only ate lamb/goat brains, never seen any other type of brain in an indo/pak restaurant.
>>58084500
>>58084009
>>58083968
t-thanks
>>58084595
Khair pakhair, rora. Sa halat de?
>>58084612
>afghanistan
>middle east
pick two
>>58084693
Central Asian
>>58084612
>>58084693
Afghanistan is Central Asia you retards
>>58084639
I don't really like it so I never had it in a restaurant but KP restaurants should have it.
>>58084595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKLkZsjhHS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzTMypnA9Qc
theek taak janab, aish kar raha hoon. meri pashto to kuch khas hi nahi hai yaar. kya khabar hai pak ka?
>>58084727
Afghanistan is rightful Indian clay
>Be Indian girl
>Get raped 113 times
WOWZAH
http://timesofindia.com/city/pune/16-yr-old-girl-complains-of-rape-by-113-including-policemen-over-2-years/articleshow/51872299.cms
>Be Indian
>Get run over by British tube train
AHAHAHAHA JUST
>>58084791
This
Never forget Akhand Bharat
Afghanistan, Pakistan, Burma all belong to Aryo-Dravidian dick
>>58084786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SUmXkKrz8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNBRogL6ZYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4JNhbLVGaw
>>58079054
Tfw you realise how huge Tigers really are.
>>58084786
>replying yo yourself
JUST how drunk are you?
>Be Indian Tiger
>Have to move to Cambodia
HAHAHAHA
>>58084983
i aint even started. just doing some paper work. just wait my adorable little gujju friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B57vNp68QCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs4iRmUUhiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch8b9qOqNKw
>>58085035
I admit, I laughed
>Be Indian man
>cross to Pakistani Border
>Get shot
Ahahahahahahaba
>Be Indian
>Sacrifice child to Dink
>Be Indian
>Rename your cities ahahaha
>Be Indian
el indiANO
>>58085103
islamic poo thinks the other poo is shittier, what a laff
brotip: you are both rapists, street-shitters, and all-around dysfunctional
>>58085168
हद हो गयी यार पागलपन की... एक मित्र को कॉल किया तो
कॉलर ट्यून यह बजी ----
.
.
.
जिस व्यक्ति से आप सम्पर्क
करना चाहते है वे इस समय रजनीगंधा खा रहे है..
कृपया थूकने तक प्रतिक्षा करें" !
>>58085252
>tip
JUST MEME MY SHIT UP
>>58085284
I don't speak squiggly lines
>>58085338
"उम्र लंबी करने के लिये" ....
खुराक आधी करें,
पानी दोगुना करे,
व्यायाम तिगुना करे,
हंसना चौगुना करे
और
घरवाली का कहना मानना सौगुना करे.!!...
>>58085375
Yeah, poo in street to you too.
>>58085408
>street-shitters having a street-shitter fight
>>58085450
Go back to /cum/, Cletus.
>>58085408
चुनाव का समय आ गया है ।
नेता जी
प्रचार करने निकल पडे ।
नेता - हाँ । अब सही समय आ गया है ।
जनता - क्या आप देश को लूट खाओगे ?
नेता - बिल्कुल नही ।
जनता - हमारे लिए काम करोगे ?
नेता - हाँ । बहुत ।
जनता - महगांई बढ़ाओगे ?
नेता - इसके बारे में तो सोचो भी मत ।
जनता - आप हमे जॉब दिलाने में मदद करोगे ?
नेता - हाँ । बिल्कुल करेँगे ।
जनता - क्या आप देश मे घोटाला करोगे ?
नेता - पागल हो गए हो क्या बिलकुल नहीं ।
जनता - क्या हम आप पर भरोसा कर सकते हैं ?
नेता - हाँ
जनता - नेता जी ...
चुनाव जीतकर नेताजी वापस आये ।
अब आप ,
नीचे से ऊपर पढ़ो ।
Got some mango lassi in the supermarkmet today lads, going to try it now, will report back.
>Be Indian
>Can't take the Koh-i-noor back anymore
>>58085480
Sorry guys i suck cocks
>>58085450
Pakis don't shit in the street, just metaphorically.
>>58079054
pashtuns aren't desi
afghans aren't desi
stop including them
>>58085619
What brand?
>>58085647
REEEEEE OUT OUT OUT
BACK THE FUCK OFF, PORKI
>>>/trash/
*unzips dosa*
>>58085646
>taken from lahore
>not fighting for it just as much as the indians
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
>>58085786
We do mate, Indians just can't get it back anymore.
HAHA WOWZAH
>>58085906
पति (मरते समय अपनी बीवी से): अलमारी से तेरे सोने के गहने मैंने ही चोरी किए थे.
बीवी रोते हुए: कोई बात नहीं जी.
पति: तेरे भाई ने तुझे जो एक लाख रुपए दिए थे वह भी मैंने ही गायब किए थे.
पत्नी: कोई बात नहीं मैंने आपको माफ किया.
पति: तेरे कीमती साड़ियां भी मैंने चोरी कर अपनी प्रेमिका को दे दिए थे.
पत्नी: कोई बात नहीं जी, आप इतना मत सोचिये...आपको जहर मैंने ही दिया है.. .... आप आराम से जाइए...सब चुकता हो गया....
>>58085715
Pakeeza?
It was nice desu
Calm your tits guys. No bullying.
>>58086056
Ramlala is the new rasheed/rorke for Indians
>>58086066
Rasheed
>>58086085
Rasheed
>Be Indian
>Worship Loos
>Get pooed.
>>58086095
Rasheed
What's your name btw? Mohammed?
>>58086148
Yesterday I waited all day to see a pakibro and there's finally a pakibro
but a huge cunt. Guess it was better as it was.
>>58086240
t. My second /designated/ thread
Rasheed
>>58086222
Rorke
>>58085664
Yes they very well do. Pakis shit in the street.
>>58085786
>implying Indians or Pakis have a right to it
It belonged to Maharaja Ranjit Singh, not India or Pakistan. The Brits took it fair and square through military victories, so it's all theirs.
>>58087023
>Indian Pride World Wide
>>58084961
>Tfw you realise how huge Tigers really are.
That's why they call Sikhs sher
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>>58087621
Sikhs are just lanky fucks.
>>58087635
>>58087769
OY VEY
ded thread
>With fingers crossed, the old rabbit's foot out of the box in the attic, I will be sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch . . .
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/14333
Why is Pakistan so awful ?
>>58090140
Rampant corruption, Islamists, everyone hates each other, they share a border with India, Iran and Afghanistan.
Probably a shit ton of othe reasons.
>>58090140
one main reason
islam
>>58090140
Corrupt government
>>58090356
>Iran
WE
>>58090708
Well yeah, Islam and the multifaceted degeneracy associated with that goes a long was in explaining why certain countries are the bane of humanity. However, Pakistan takes it to another level. The fact that many of them still stand by their values and beliefs even after exposure to other societies is the most absurd thing in all of this though.
>>58091018
That's because Pakistans entire raison d'etre is Islam. It doesn't have an identity outside of Islam. Remove Islam and Pakistanis are Indians, kek
Islam is to Pakistan what Kim Il Sung/Jong Il/Jong Un are to North Korea
>>58090140
p*kistan has no identity so they lash out at everyone
>>58090902
SUPERIOR PERSO-ARABIC GENES
>>58091069
>United India isn't an artificial concept
Haha, never before the British empire cuck.
>>58091147
>What was the Maratha Confederacy
>What was the Mauryan Empire
>What is the Hindu/Buddhist cultural sphere
Illiteracy is a crime
>>58091147
History "artifical"
We'll artificial the FUCK out of all the Muslims, just you watch
>>58091221
>Parts of India not conquered.
Lmao
>>58091298
>BC
WE
>>58091362
>>58091362
>>58091147
>Haha, never before the British empire cuck.
Sub 70 IQ interbred Musalman
>>58091418
NEVER BEFORE
UNITED INDIA KEK
>>58091298
>2000 fucking years ago
At least the last unified China was only 100 years ago.
Why have India and Indians always been inferior to East Asian civilizations?
>>58091418
>Diaspora talking about Akhand Bharat
That is as sad as diaspora pakis talking about how great pakistain is.
>>58091418
>interbred
Thanks, inbred.
yawazanay pashtun tsok dey?
>>58091569
>not even a Pakistani
Remove "Paki", thank.
>>58091483
>what is the Maratha Confederacy
>>58091483
>Why have India and Indians always been inferior to East Asian civilizations?
Why did we culturally conquer the entire of East Asia then you inbred hick? So much for "inferior",lmao, we gave them their religion and culture. Tell me, why do Japanese and Chinks worship a fucking Brahmin called Buddha?
Why did the entirety of South East Asia get culturally colonized by Hindus?
>>58091625
I'm diapora
>>58091625
>Remove "Paki", thank.
We're waiting until you set off some nukes so the casus belli is clear
>>58091569
Akhand Bharat is a historical inevitability my man, can't fight destiny.
>>58091685
>Tell me, why do Japanese and Chinks worship a fucking Brahmin called Buddha?
>Brahmin
sup retarded fellow
>>58091709
Nah, US born aka not Paki.
>>58091737
Agreed, I look forward to serving my Vedic Aryan master or mistress in 2030 brother.
Please let me drive your Lamborghini and clean your holy latrines.
>>58091784
*kshatriya, my bad
>>58091685
>buddha
>brahmin
He was kshatriya you dip.
POO IN LOO
>>58091800
I look forward to your servile manner and continued servitude. Given enough time we will eradicate the Abrahamic disease infecting you, never fear, a cure is being developed as we speak.
And fyi, Akhand Bharat will have no Lamborghinis, everyone will be flying around on nuclear powered vimanas my man
>>58091903
High comedy coming from Pakistan
>>58091685
>>58091298
kek poo in loo diaspora are hilarious
fun fact, indians are among the most beta and subservient of all races in the world, indians are literally the most conquered and enslaved nation in all of history
What the fuck did this thread turn into?
It was fine yesterday.
>>58092068
I came.
>>58092068
>entire thread filled with trannies
>better than hindu/muslim banter
pick one
>>58092020
>indians are literally the most conquered and enslaved nation in all of history
hindus
>>58092020
> indians are literally the most conquered nation in all of history
He says, incapable of irony, as is his country is sold to Chinese businessmen and being populated by Asians from Karachi to Manila
Your time is finished cuckboy, whilst your die as bulls have their way with your wife, we will be making designated shitting planets of the universe
What a time to be alive
AYYY, ROBERTO SINGH, MY INTERNET IS NOT WORKING.
>Hindus literally shave off their head for luck and massage their heads with cow dung
Ahahaha, WOWZAH
>>58092068
The russian left and actually discussion left with him.
>>58092206
*actual discussion left with him.
>BE INDIAN CHILD
>GET BRITISH PRINCE'D
PAKI'D
>>58092206
NO GAYS ALLOWED.
THANK
>>58092197
bhai tum sahi bhi pakistan se ho tho urdu meh ek baath karo
kyun ki sobh bhi tum angrezi samajrahe he
>>58092178
no, indians, there's a reason why half of the total populace of indians are fucking muslim now
indians/pakis whether muslim hindu or sikhs are all beta cucks
>>58092266
>NO GAYS ALLOWED.
Then why is the Pashtun allowed to post?
>>58092277
>beta cucks
>literally can't reproduce and needs VIRILE HEALTHY VEDIC DICK to keep his country running
TALK ABOUT KEKOLDRY
>>58092271
I prefer English over shitty sub-pootinential languages
>>58092206
I agree, mate. I was going to mention that in my original post. He's a good guy.
>>58092315
>Has a pashtun in his family line
OUT, YOU TOO
>>58092316
>actually uses shit to produce energy
WOWZAH AHAHAHA
>>58092317
Oh you would love the white mans tongue wouldn't you
>>58092317
Tum kahan say ho shitposter janab?
>>58092384
>mfw no colonial rule 2.0: American Bogaloo
>>58092406
I am not going to answer your question unless you ask that question in English.
>>58092486
bhai thab tum ek gora ho kyun ki tum ko simple urdu/hindi baath samaj nahi pad rahe
>>58092486
aapka nam kyaa hai?
>>58092553
Bilkul. Koi harami hay.
>>58091418
>interbred
>inter
>bred
Thanks for the kek.
>>58092553
I can understand everything you write.
(Bro, you are a westerner because you do not understand the question/statement in simple Urdu/Hindi)
![800px-SouthIndiaBetweenCarnaticWars[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NMSuhYZ.jpg "800px-SouthIndiaBetweenCarnaticWars[1]")
who /dakhni/ here?
>carnatic wars
>tfw we actually fought against the british/french unlike you cucks
PRIDE
>>58092668
>interbred
Look up the word, functions in the same way as inbred
t.
cunning linguist
>>58092619
Daddy
>be indian
>get conquered and fucked by iranians for centuries
>get conquered and fucked by turks and turkics for centuries
>get conquered and fucked by brits (who couldn't even teach you to poo in loo)
>be on average shitskin, ugly, permavirgin beta manlets
>be lower than niggers on the social ladder
>be stereotyped for smelling like shit and have no sense of awareness or personal hygeine
>be among the dirtiest of "humans" on the planet
>literally worship whites and use skin lightening creams
who here glad not to be indian?
>>58092796
The first act of the SS (Subramnian Swamy) Division Akhand Bharat will be to publicly execute every pedophile Musalman
>>58092839
Well, you'll be glad to know that I only fiddled your mother.
>>58092810
>Canadians are being CONQUERED by this
LOL
Meanwhile in Brampton
>>58092810
>mfw kids in these threads actually post pics of themselves to prove how aryan/light skinned they are
literally feeding stereotpyes
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
>>58092901
>JUSTreign
>>58079054
This OP screams >WE
You're trying too hard street pooper.
>>58092962
el indiANO
>>58092981
He's russian actually.
>>58092981
Je me rends.
>>58093063
Rasheed
>>58093117
t.Iqbal Qureshi
>>58093117>>58093063
Rasheed with da nasheeds
what is everyone's name here?
I'll start
>rifadh
>>58093169
Hey
>>58093334
Rasheed ;^)
>>58093334
Farooq
>>58093334
Bacha Baz
>>58093334
Rorke.
>>58093368
>Farpooq
HAHAAHAH
>BE INDIAN CHILD
>GET 113'D
>>58093334
Singh
>BE INDIAN TECH SUPPORT
>HAVE TO USE "SHITTY" KEYBOARDS.
>>58092981
I agree, it should just be ">invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Tibetans + Diaspora + People with desi blood "
>>58093334
Jignesh Patel
>>58093334
Subramanian "Muslim Mangler" Swamy
>Be Indian
>Get Gujarat'd
Lmao
>>58093334
>>58093362
>>58093368
>>58093412
>tfw most people here are muslim
we are going to make south asia great again my brothers
TAKBIR!
>>58093564
Rasheed
>>58093564
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>58093564
Wall along afghan border when?
You'll have to get through this madman first ALLAH fucking SHITS
>>58093334
J-Jovan
>>58093564
I ain't a Muslim, mate
>>58093627
TAKBIR
>>58093564
You ain't no Muslim, mate.
>>58093707
ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>58093666
>Serb
>666
OUT
>>58093699
Modi has made it easier for non Muslim minorities in P*kistan to migrate and get citizenship
COME HOME VEDIC MAN
>>58091685
>worship a fucking Brahmin called Buddha?
t. brahmin
Lord Buddha was masterrace Kshatriya
>>58093666
Why are albanias so shit? I've met Serbs and Bosnian and they were ok but albos were some of the worst people I've met from the balkans.
I assume you have some insight into this because you are balkan.
>>58093819
No thanks. I am good here.
>>58093819
>mfw being a slave to superior vedic Aryans and whiteys being mad
>>58093863
It's in their culture to cause trouble i guess, be loud and patriotic without a reason. And their patriotism for a shit country usually leads to the shit behavior you mention
>>58093863
You are going to get T4KEN.
>>58093929
Albania sounds like the Pakistan of the Balkanas
>>58093929
ARE YOU DESI? NO, THEN GET OUT.
I'm having some chicken tandoori and pork vindaloo for the first time tonight
>work at a hotel
>indian couple comes in
>dude has green eyes, pale skin
>female is light skinned and has brown eyes
>his name was subramaniam sethupathy
Ive never been more confused in my life. Black air, super lgiht skin, green as fuck eyes.
How do I get an Indian girlfriend?
>>58093994
>>58094013
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
BUILD WALL NOW
>>58093994
>pork vindaloo
>pork
haram, muslims run /desi/ now
Don't make me behead you infidel
TAKBIR!
>>58093982
>Welcome: anyone else but.....
>Not Welcome: Hijras
I do not know what a Hijra is but i'll assume i'm not one of them
REAL PAKISTANI HOURS.
Where is that banglacuck anyways?
>>58093863
why are pakis so shit? I've met every muslim ethnicity and it's pretty much only pakis that are ever a problem, whether being thugs/gang members or extremist muslims
/desi/ is now 100% self sustaining organism
we did it redd.. i mean /desi/
>>58094159
>WE
>>58093967
Don't be rude to Pakistani's
>>58094096
You are so literally leave.
>>58094125
Why are indians so shit? I've met every other ethnicity and it's pretty much only indians that are ever a problem, whether being thugs/gang members, wannabe rappers, street shitters and bad tech support guys
>>58094194
>>58094064
>>58094042
>>58094013
WEABOOS OUT
MAN THE BARRICADES LADS WE'RE BEING OVERWHELMED BY FIRANGS
ITS LIKE ASSAYE ALL OVER AGAIN
>>58094243
OUT, HIJROOPOO.
>>58094194
>quality indianposting.
>>58094254
yeah indians are pretty shitty too, but at least they only ruin neighborhoods and stay in their enclaves
pakis on the other hand seem to be gutter trash no matter where they go
>>58093334
Shri Shri Chakravartin Vikramaditya Senapati Chandragupta Maharana Arya Kanishka Ji Bahudar
>>58094243
nigga this paki wants to deport you from the thread
>>58094254
Now my fellow Serbian brother, sit down, share some rakija and lets discuss ways in which we can rid the world of Islam
>>58094359
Vimana/10
WE DID IT BROTHER.
THE BRITISH RAJ RISES.
>>58094347
Yeah, Pakistanis are pretty shitty too, but at least they only ruin neighbourhoods and stay in their enclaves
Indians on the other hand seem to be shit no matter where they go.
LGTSS
>hindoos
>mfw islam takes over india and nepal
JOIN MY MY PAKISTANI, BENGALI, AND INDIAN MUSLIM BROTHERS
WE WILL BUILD THE BEST TOILETS
TAKBIR
>>58094507
>dark skinned fat
>fat
Fucking hippopotamus, why do they feel entitled to men
Bitch can't stop gobbling food, she probably wont stop gobbling cock, no wonder no man wants her
>>58094360
That's true
What is a Hijra and why are they not welcome
>>58094626
they are trannies
>>58094626
Migration - Hijra
SINCE ALL LIFE BEGAN IN INDIA SO GET OUT.
YES, EVERYONE IS INDIAN AND PART OF INDIA.
why ;_;
>>58094673
Then I'm clean, Gaddafi can fck off t b h
>>58094855
>MY SIDES
Good OC
>>58094855
>poopie for a rupee
KEK
>>58094507
holy fuck
>im dark
>square shaped
>i want light skinned aryan boyfriend who is tall
top kek
>>58095019
Man feels good being born tall. Most retarded, arbitrary and useless genetic feature but girls go crazy for it. Logic = none
Who over 184cm here?
>>58094944
there is lots of OC since you've been gone
>>58087621
Because of your tiny spikey cat penis?
>>58094855
When will I get another OC dedicated to me again?
>>58095140
you've fallen in relevance 2bh.
>>58095115
who's the smug fucker in the back
>>58095157
>Fallen in relevance
>Almost in every thread
>Always get replied
NEW OC NOW
>>58095115
LOLOL
Mountbatten needs trollface
>>58095140
I have never been rude to someone in this thread but you are
filthy inbred scum.
>>58094507
This is kinda depressing but why doesnt she just go with other southern men?
>>58091298
Secession from I*dia when?
>>58095221
Its my OC, rasheed khan. Go rape your 15th brother.
>mfw no OC about my Lahore gimmick
WAKE ME UP
>25 shitposts for one reply from a newbie
you must be very bored to find shit like this entertaining.
I legit worry about your autism.
>>58094507
>literally admits that she's short, dark and ugly
>still considers being with an average dark-skinned man 'settling'
Please tell me she got blown the fuck out in the comments section f a m
>>58095291
>>25 shitposts for one reply from a newbie
>you must be very bored to find shit like this entertaining.
>I legit worry about your autism.
LEGIT POST
>>58095311
It's reddit, she probably got le reddit gold
>>58095311
>>58095342
https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/3n7gmc/fml_dark_skinned_dravidian_girls_like_me_are_the/
go ahead and read it
>>58095311
>Please tell me she got blown the fuck out in the comments section f a m
No I was on that thread in reddit when it happened. People were comforting her for being fat raandi
>BE INDIAN
>GET THROWN OFF AUTO
AHAHAHAAHHA
Why is pakis I'm this tread is soo salty?
They think they are superior?
Paki Bros can you walk on your road without the fear of losing your life ?
>>58095334
>>58095381
>Be ugly Indian
>rant and beta Indian males will comfort you
>>58095404
>UAE
ABABABABABABAJAJAJAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHABAHABABAHAGAG
LITERALLY KYS
>>58095079
>184 cm
fucking manlet
185 cm master race coming through
>>58095465
Fuck off paki srsly can you go to your market without the fear of losing your life?
Without fear of a bomb blast?
Can't you fucking read my name ?
WE WUZ VEDIC ARYANS AND INSHALLAH MUGHALS
POO 2 LOO
POOPIE 4 RUPEE
POO STINK IS AN INDIANS KINK
>Be Indian
>GET DINK'D
>YOUR CORPSE GETS STINKED
>>58095533
>IRAN
LITERALLY RAN AWAY AHAHAHABAH
I RAN WOWZAH AHHAGAVAGAGA JUST RUN MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Well, this thread is shit...
>>58095582
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Gangbanged by gay patans?
>>58095224
>This is kinda depressing but why doesnt she just go with other southern men?
Entitled bitch.
>>58095664
AHAHAAHAHA, I RAN ABABABABABAHAHHAHAHA.
LITERALLY I-RANIAN.
HAHAHAHA,
>BE IRANIAN
>I RAN
>>58095370
The Based Eternal Dravidians
What a great thread, bitch got slapped down
>>58095370
Ugly bitch got btfo
>>58095514
I'm below 180 in one of the tallest countries by average ;_;
>>58095664
I RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY. I JUST RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY BUT I COULDN'T GET AWAY
>>58095533
Salam, zangi-ye ghani irani.
>>58095762
>>58095703
>in breeders
>your cousin is ready
>>58095803
NO, DONT COME BACK.
ITS SHITPOSTING HOUR.
>>58095819
Ran haha
>>58095803
Salam brother sorry but I don't speak Arabic my father is from Iran and my mom is a brit
>>58095878
Paki confirmed in breeder
>Damaged brains
>>58095819
>that picture
Truly some hills have eyes level shit.
Is UAE racist against Iranis too like they are for Indians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOzp1gY6VNo
Do you know or are you Mo or his sister Lana?
>www.twitter.com/ANINewsUP/status/721729843801546752
OH WOWZAH.
>>58095948
Hahaha ran
>>58095948
>my father is from Iran and my mom is a brit
BIG
VEDIC
CAWK
Dari if that Iranian is still lurking
Pen = Qalam
Chair = Chauki
Permission = Ejaaza
Life = Zendagi
Love = Mohabat, Dost daashtan
Kingdom = Padshaahi
Agree = Qabul, mawafaqat kardan
Meaning = Maana
Famous = Naamdar
Guarding = Paasbani kardan
Special = Makh'sus
Given orders = Hokum daashtan?
World = Donya, Jahan
Time = Waqht, Baja (o'clock)
Human = Ensaan
Approx/almost = Daarbara, Taqribaan
But = Magar
Devil = Shaytan
Hidden = Pot
Thank you = Sepaas, Tashakor
Current event = Khabaar
Current events = Waaqe'a/Khabaraa
Strange = Ajib
Strange things = Ajaayeb (Loanword)
Mind / Intellect = Hushyaar
Great = Kalaan, Bozorg(big), khub(good)
Azmat = Borat
Chain = Zanjir
Problem = Mas'ala,
>>58095964
Indians live here but they are peacefull and do not violate any rules so do iran
But Arabs hate paki cause balouch is niggers and pantans are gays
>>58095819
>not wanting to produce a radical larry
>>58096111
>peacefull
>mothers from Britain
SHAGGED A SLAG AHAHAHAHA
>>58096124
I'm christian
>>58096176
no, you're an asshurt indian pretending to be something else so you can attempt to bantz the paki here
>>58096176
>rich christian from iran
>christian from iran
What
>>58095948
>Salam brother sorry but I don't speak Arabic my father is from Iran and my mom is a brit
I assume you don't speak Persian either, since all of these are Persian words. Salam (Arabic loanword) means 'hi', zangi means 'nigger', ghani (another one from Arabic) means 'rich'.
>>58096265
Nah gonna sleep /int/
>>58096176
>>58096265
POO'D
>>58096280
Get out, MUSLIM PRIDE WORLD WIDE.
>>58096293
Running away
>>58096280
Have my business
>>58096292
I feel shame some time being Irani and don't know Persian
>>58096292
>zangi means 'nigger'
astaghfirullah
BTW are u a guy or a George Foreman?
>>58096358
How much did your dad pay your mother?
Maintaining a slag ain't cheap.
>>58096265
Who is this leaf by the way? Moved to Canada cause of Trump?
>>58096370
>BTW are u a guy or a George Foreman?
I don't get this reference.
Does the Serbian speaking Indian visit Desi ? I haven't seen him since the death of /srb/
>>58096336
What if i wont
>>58096456
george foreman = george foreman cooking grill
grill = girl
kapische tovarisch?
>>58096456
Why are you a PooBoo?
>>58096397
Fk off paki go fuck some goats fuck off
>>58096456
>I don't get this reference.
Guy--> do u has a penis?
or
George Foreman --> George Foreman Grill--> Grill--> Girl
m8 step up your Cockney rhyming slang
>>58096492
So fifty pounds or was she so drunk that she took a fiver eh?
>>58096475
You are welcomed I like Serbians but only with USSR
>>58096561
I got 20 bucks, my fellow Brit boy.
;^)
>>58096557
Can't talk with brain dead son of a inbreeder
I have my standards
>>58096475
>What if i wont
Stay m8, pakis are scum u have 2 learn to ignore them.
Are you Indian diaspora?
How u feel about Yugoslavia?
>>58096292
>>58096292
Never heard of "zangi", it's seya-poost for black skin aka nigger
Nobody says ghani, they say paisadaar in Afghanistan and puldaar in Iran
>>58096484
>>58096538
No capisco.
I'm a guy btw tbqh.
>>58096487
WHERE IS YOUR CAPSLOCK POOPOSTER???
Hey guys let's have a meme based on your country I'll post mine
>>58096621
>standards
I am pretty sure your mother didn't either.
>>58096475
Just joking mate, do whatever you want.
>>58096658
*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>58096637
http://www.farsilookup.com/p2e/seek.jsp?lang=en&word=%D8%BA%D9%86%D9%89+
And zangi > Arabic zanj.
>>58096675
Hi guys, just fresh off the boat from reddit here.
Ebin rege cemix XDDDDDD
>>58096675
>>58096637
Are u a Pathan?
We call nigger Habshi (super super offensive never use it) but I'm 99% sure that is a muslim word
>>58096733
abd
>>58096561
Serbia doesnt have anything to do with the USSR
>>58096628
Nostalgic, Didn't really live in a united Yugoslavia but my grandfather keeps telling me how great it was. Also I'm not an Indian, never met a Serbian-Indian in my life not counting gypsies
>>58096733
My friend how is it living in Russia ? You speak Russian ?
Going to zleeb bay
>BE INDIAN
>DONT BUILD A TOILET
WOWZAH
This thread is literally /multiculti/ now.
Seriously only desis are allowed.
>>58096789
>never met a Serbian-Indian in my life not counting gypsies
I'm going to have to stop you there. Euro-gypsies aren't Indian.
Our gypsies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNUYGRn3W9Q
euro-gypsie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUh-WY98jeU
Ours are proper happy nomads. Yours are some sort of hellspawn things
>mfw all you cucks replying to that inbred paki's posts
please stop
>>58096895
If it makes you feel better you can pretend im a gypsy
>>58096789
>Nostalgic, Didn't really live in a united Yugoslavia but my grandfather keeps telling me how great it was.
My Uncle tells me how great Tito was and how amazing the USSR was
Indians are proper communistboos.
>>58096926
Pakhtoon sahab mere lun peh charo aur jah keh bees ruppeh ka rooh afzah piyo.
POO IN LOO
>>58097021
Tito did improve the living standards but he got our country into debt. It wasn't a bad idea at the time but as times changed, it caused problems
SIMPLY POO IN SHOE
>>58096733
I'm telling you I've never heard people use "Ghani". I've only heard it as a name like Ashraf Ghani.
It's paisadaar, moshdaar, puldaar...
Usually people don't even call someone rich. They say they're doing well, "wazesh khuba".
>>58096773
No, I'm Hazara
ALWAYS CARRY A RUPEE FOR A POOPIE.
>>58096773
>We call nigger Habshi (super super offensive never use it) but I'm 99% sure that is a muslim word
Habashi حبشي means Ethiopian in Arabic.
>abd
Stop talking nonsense. I don't get your memed collocations.
>>58096838
>asking questions
>going off
WTF wrong with you.
>>58097201
Post your slanty eyes.
>>58097241
Araz?
>>58097201
Ghani means "generous".
>>58097241
>Habashi حبشي means Ethiopian in Arabic.
Nope, >>58096773 is right. Habashi is the correct word for nigger.
PAK PAK PAKISTAN SAAF SAAF PAKISTAN HAR PAL HAR PAL SAATH HAMARA SAFEGUARD PAKISTAN
>>58097286
>Araz?
You must be mistaking me for someone.
>>58097341
>Nope
Nope what? I don't say it doesn't mean nigger in Persian, I just point out its etymology.
>>58097341
Yehudi cuck lmao
AYYYYY BBY , LIFEBUOY KARAEH GARASEEM KA 10 SECOND MEIN BURA HAAL
>>58097419
Lidl?
Kya app ka sabhun slow hai?
>>58097241
>Habashi حبشي means Ethiopian in Arabic.
Thx. Is it offensive in Arabic too?
>Stop talking nonsense. I don't get your memed collocations.
Doesn't abd mean nigger?
>>58097341
I feel like we took this muslim words and gave them new meanings.
>>58097470
Kya app ki toothpaste mein Namak hai?
>>58097286
>>58097286
I've been awake for 30 hours so I'm gonna pass on that nigga. Adderall is great.
KYA APP KEH SAR MEIN DANDRUFF HAI TOH HEAD AND SHOULDERS ISTAMAAL KAREINM
>>58097513
>Kya app ki toothpaste mein Namak hai?
What kind of toothpaste has loon* in it?
>>58097341
I've never heard someone use the word ghani before.
why'd you learn Farsi?
>>58097470
Have no idea. The word for 'nigger' is zanji though.
>Doesn't abd mean nigger?
'abd means 'slave' and as such is the component of many Muslim names.
>>58097630
KYA APP KI TOOTHPASTE MEIN NAMAK HAI?
KYA APP KEH DAANTHON KOH THANDAH MEHSOOH HOTA HAI
KYAAAAAAAAA HUAAAAAA
>>58097710
>>58097341
What, u guys don't use उदार (udaar) for generous?
>>58097795
NAMAK
HAI
KYA
>>58097639
It's rarely used but it's used. And I am talking about Pashto & Urdu not farsi.
I don't know any farsi. The common word for "generous" is "sakhi".
>>58097795
>udaar
That means to borrow, yo
>>58097874
>udaar
Its udhar, not udaar for borrow
>>58097639
He doesn't have too. As a matter of fact, Urdu has even more Arabic borrowings than Persian.
http://dsalsrv02.uchicago.edu/cgi-bin/philologic/search3advanced?dbname=platts&query=%D8%BA%D9%86%DB%8C&matchtype=exact&display=utf8
YEAH BABY
>>58097874
Well I was talking about Dari
>>58098227
Are u muslim or are u murtadd?
>>58098227
Dude, the difference isn't that big.
>>58098377
What language u gonna learn next, Sanskrit?
Hey, what's your name and address, guys?
>>58098353
>>58098353
Who cares
>>58098377
Dari isnt mutually intelligible with Pashto and Urdu. What are you on?
>>58098451
I don't speak neither but you're talking as if they aren't just different norms of the same language as AmE and BE.
>>58097874
>That means to borrow, yo
Nope, udaar اُدار is 'generous', uddhaar اُدّهار is 'to borrow'.
>>58098581
>Dari isnt mutually intelligible with Pashto and Urdu. What are you on?
Whaat? I was speaking about Dari and Farsi.
Can you stop talking about Arabic and farsi.
Seriously stop, its not even fucking desi related.
>>58096948
Gypsies are gross. I won't do that.
>>58098645
Pashtun guy thought I was talking about Pashto in regards to "Ghani"
And if you aren't a fluent speaker Farsi and Dari can be very different because of vocabulary
Examples
Carrot:
>Dari: zardak
>Farsi: hawaj
Bananas:
>Dari: keyla
>Farsi: mooz
Plus different accents and pronouncation
>>58098795
>Can you stop talking about Arabic and farsi.
>Seriously stop, its not even fucking desi related.
>not even fucking desi related.
So is Pakistan then, huh? Even your national anthem is almost all composed of Arabic and Persian words.
>>58098969
Well, just google the differences between American and British English or Brazilian and European Portuguese. It's all along the same lines.
>keyla
Interesting, it's similar to Hindi kelaa.
>>58099136
Not my problem if the founding fathers were perso-arabic pride world wide.
Pakistan anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38UUz15fEzo
vs
Indian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yMvU73Wr7Q
Which one is better?
>>58099203
The point is the Perso-Arabic component is essential to languages, culture and architecture of the Northern India and Pakistan.
>>58099266
both are pretty bad
>>58099266
>tfw I know both by heart
>>58099274
>feeding the shitposter
you are better than this, Elia
>>58099290
>this hater
Did u know UNESCO ranted both anthems as Top 3 anthem in the world?!
Compared to #124 on the list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs9y-P0FdOo
>>58099309
Our anthems are one of the only things we have going for us.
>>58099377
I'm not even afghan. Indian languages just sound god awful.
the afghan anthem sounds great though
>>58099450
Then leave, faggot. No one likes a self hater.
>>58099290
It's because a bitch is singing it
Take for example this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBhQgvtePwM
The moment women are involved it becomes shit (doesn't this apply for life in general)
Realtalk,you won't believe how hard it is to find sanskrit chants iwth only male vocalists.
>>58099500
I'm not a self hater. I'm proud to be north indian but can acknowledge most indian languages sound like shit (aside from punjabi mainly).
Why am I even replying to a shitskinned southie?
>>58099552
gas yourself you cuckold
>>58099552
>proud to be a north indian
>proud
>t. Poopinder Singh
>>58099581
kek, literal nigger southie detected
oo oo a a
>>58099609
found his twitter
https://twitter.com/poopinder
he's a fedora
>>58099618
Kill yourself, pure Vedic Big Brahmanic Cock coming through
>>58099609
>Literally dark as shit
>calling out his master
You burtskins have a huge inferiority complex
>>58099342
Why don't you fuck off pathan?
You are unironically a newfag.
>>58099609
>>58099639
I'm a humanist so I can understand the frustrations of being manlet niggers who smell like feces and spice mixed together (truly, the essence of being a south indian). Don't be so mad when your sister/mother/aunti give me those stares and wish their son was as handsome and light as me, you can forget about them and get with actual nigger girls when your women are out with us (not that there's a difference between nigger women and south indian women on average either way)
>>58099711
>>58099761
I am so sorry I've insulted you, my street shitting masters.
>>58099552
>(aside from punjabi mainly)
t. Gurpreet Singh from Brampton
>>58099761
>Bihari
>talking about feces
You inbred savages have NO remaining Vedic energy in you. Brahmins from the south are the pure inheritors of the Vimanic power. Bow before your master poopies and kallu mallus.
With my leadership and your defecation, we will be unstoppable
>>58099865
>roleplaying
ya nah, I'm not a faggot
>>58099809
lmao, bitch
>>58099809
>>58099825
t. madrassis
>>58099809
>>58099825
>>58099865
ugliest species on earth
What the fuck happened in this thread?
>>58099809
>>58099825
>>58099865
Consider hot by burntskins
>>58099755
Don't abuse ورورمې .
>>58099927
>>58099955
>>58099984
>defence.*k banter
>>58099922
>>58099927
>>58099955
>>58099984
>>58100042
>mfw successfully trigger the street shitters
>mfw other castes try to banter a Brahmin
KYS my men
>desi tl;dr: my religion/language/ethnicity/caste/favourite food/taste in music/hairstyle/political preference/mode of transport/job/subject/clothes/country/interests/hobbies/region/preferred memes > your religion/language/ethnicity/caste/favourite food/taste in music/hairstyle/political preference/country/mode of transport/job/subject/clothes/interests/hobbies/region/preferred memes
>>58100269
The relentless banter is literally the only reason to post in /desi/ threads t b h.
>>58100269
How many times do I have to tell you to stop posting this gay shit
>>58100343
how many times do i need to tell you
>>>/reddit/
>>58100332
I agree 2bh.
But its gotten more hurtful all of a sudden :/, it used to be just crackshots at pakis and softcore madarassi/punjabi ribbing
>>58099986
Oh fuck off you stupid idiotic Slav. Go take his 20 bucks and squat on his dick.
>>58100428
Fuck off to
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
Already
>>58100343
>How many times do I have to tell you to stop posting this gay shit
Why? It's cute.
>>58100428
Fuck off to /tumblr/ already.
>>58100496
>>>/lgbt/
>mfw literally all of the indians I've personally met are literal shitbags
Didn't expect the memes to be true to this extent lads.
