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invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Tibetans + Diaspora + People with desi blood
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NO RUSSIANS
NO SHITTY DISCUSSIONS ABOUT FARSI AND ARABIC
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>Be desi
>hate other desis
>still post 100s of posts in a desi thread to let other desis know how much you hate them

its like poetry it rhmes
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>>58100488
NO ARGUMENTS BETWEEN SUPERIOR MADRASSIS AND STREET SHITTING NORTH INDIAN UNTERMENSCH
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>>58100439
Doesn' that look like a nice healthy BIG VEDIC COCK
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Hey guys, I'm Russian)))
What's the difference between Farsi and Arabic?
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>>58100561
Arabs are from a Semitic (abrahamic) lunar cult

Farsi is from a Indo-Aryan (Vedic) solar cult

Basically, it's the difference between pistachios and rotten walnuts
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>>58100561
farsi is an indoeuropean language under the iranian tree of languages

arabic is a semitic language

farsi is heavily influenced by arabic (as 40% or more of farsis lexicon is arabic)
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>>58100561

Don't worry Hans, all of your scat fetishes can be made true here.
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>>58100561
arabic is a semitic language
farsi is an indoeuropean language
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>>58100590
>>58100601
>>58100622
> people actually reply
lol
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>>58100561
>What's the difference between Farsi and Arabic?

One flies planes into buildings
The other is too poor to design and impliment flying planes into buildings
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>PA-GAY-STAN
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>>58100656

Go back to /tr/, you cuck
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>>58100668
>▶
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>>PA-GAY-STAN

Can't make this shit up
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>>58100659
This tbqhwy famiglia.
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>>58100668

>Be Indian
>Wife wants a toilet for her dowry.

WOWZAH
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>>58100656
/desi/ is a serious thread
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>>58100656

We don't understand R1b humour
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>>58100723

Oh wow, you are literally more cancerous than Bangladeshi.
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>>58100709
>Be Paki
>be inbred

HOWZAT?
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>>58100774

>Be South Indian
>Be inbred

>Be North Indian
>Poo in shoe

Kys
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>>58100757
>literally the first one to call out fish-boy for being reddit tier
>Now having a cheeky cousin fucker call me cancer

delet
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>tfw aesthetically, academically and athletically superior to south indians by default
>south indians literally pretend to be black

>>58100774
and they still look more human
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>last thread
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>>58100812
>be pakistani
>only national achievement is raping children
UNABLE TO CONCOCT
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>>58100831

You are fucking /tumblr/.

At least change your fucking gimmick.

Hurr durr inbred gay sex

I have literally changed my gimmick 7 times.
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>>58100833
Me on the left
>>58100837
Why is it a map of south america?
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>>58100916

He's a pathan and used a bloody template.

>>58100871

>Be Indian
>Walk over to Pakistani border
>Get shot
>Corpse is raped

Haha xD
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Taking one for the team.

If you cucks have 4chanx then filter the paki flag.

Good night.
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>>58100899
>he's actually this assmad

suck it Waqas, tried and test formula works everytime, unlike your shitty ruses
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>>58100971

Haha, I am actually mad at the fucking Russian POOBOO and Allahakbarboo.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/4fbaag/best_friend_asking_me_to_convert_to_islam_its/

>I have been friends with this guy (Let's call him T). T has been my only friend since I was 3. I never got along people and I suffered social anxiety. I was weak at sports and was an introvert. I couldn't talk to people without making a fool out of myself and hence my friend circle was limited.

>T is a Muslim and I am a Hindu.

>Recently, T's family became super religious. T started telling me about how people of his religion are tortured by the present government and how he feels unsafe. I did not feel Muslims were 'tortured' but I didn't argue as I didn't want to offend him. All that was fine.

>rom about 2 months, T has been asking me to convert and convince my family to convert too. Every morning on our drive to college, he tells me about something from the Quran and how amazing and progressive Islam is. He is basically trying to sell the religion to me and I am not buying it.

>This freaked me out. I came home and cried like a bitch. I don't know what to do. T won't listen to anything. I tried talking to him. But he says 'my' people were torturing 'his' people around the country and it is shameful for him to talk to me.

>I tried talking to his dad but his dad says he can't do anything about this and he feels there is nothing wrong in trying to gain supporters for a cause. But, he also said he wont interfere or force me to convert. His mom is voiceless here. This is the only gutsy thing I did.


Muslims taqqiyya game on point
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>>58100543
Fuck off back to to your shitty blog >>58100552
tumblr Gujjew. Your kind isn't welcome here.
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>>58100937
>Cow sex
When will these P*kis stop fetishizing our gau mata?
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>>58100837
>Fucking
>Pakistan
FUCKING PAKISTAN
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>>58101085
>reddit
>defence.*k

JUST
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>>58101128

Why do u get so upset seeing this >>58100269 ?

I think it's qt af desu.
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>>58101128
>me
>gujjew
Pick one
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>>58101179

Are you a faggot?

Yes, >>>/lgbt/, /hm/ and /cm/
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>>58100439
i was in Brit territory Diego Garcia, indian ocean..very tiny island. no indians though
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Okay, fuck this shit.

Literally defence.pk: The Thread

Kys
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>>58101242
t. gayporn pro
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>>58101240
My fault didn't mean to quote you.
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>>58101242
>Are you a faggot?

No.

Since when is a str8 man appreciating love between 2 other guys considered gay?
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>>58101245
Indian Ocean? Indian!
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>>58101085
>not calling the Hindutva-funded cops on this bakrichod musulman so T can get his shit kicked in senseless
What a little bitch
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>>58101345
IndiANO
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>>58101245
Hello US MARINE
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entire world's history, geography, people all originally indian 2bh.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ABCDesis/comments/4f96em/rant_being_a_dark_desi_i_faced_more_racism_from/

>south indian struggles

>While most of my tall fair skinned Italian looking Indian males back home got laid, women at nightclubs and school in India avoided me and probably considered someone dark approaching them as an insult
>north indians unironically believe they look like italians
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>>58101347

Notice the dif

Islam turns boys into men
Hinduism turns boys into pussies

>>58101245
Dw we plan on living there too

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-india-us-logistics-deal-a-us-coup-but-india-needs-to-tread-carefully-2203179

>India can use US bases now
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>>58101497

Akhand Bharat 2020
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http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/features/world-asia-india-36040567/36040567

mfw couldn't tell that these weren't south indians
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>>58101547
>Akhand Bharat 2020

Gazwa-e-Hind 2020 m8
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>>58101497
USA becomes Indian colony by 2030.
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>>58101547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde32Yo3nzI

PAKISTAN LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THIS, IF YOU CONTINUE TO WAGE WAR/TERRORISM AGAINST US, YOU WILL BE ERASED FROM THE WORLD MAP, WE WILL SPARE KASHMIR BUT NOT PAKISTAN
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>>58101497
AKHAND BHARAT MACHOD
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>>58101611
fuck madrassis are such racist savages even tho they both look like nigs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQEEEISiE20

>Those funky Nagaland accents from the chinky looking guys
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>>58101704
Literally in Delhi you mong.
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>>58101627

>YT COMMENTS
>I AM INDIAN AND I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS
>ISS PEH KISNEH BHAINS NEH PISHAB KIYA HO GAH
>PAKISTAN WILL NUKE YOU FIRST

LITERALLY INDIAN KEKOLDS
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>>58101706
never mind those chinks are from Sikkim
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Hey Indian friends, how popular is chess among the average everyday Indian? Does the average Indian know about Vishy Anand? There seems to be a fuckton of Indians online who play chess but I'm wondering if that's only because of India's huge population, or if chess really is popular there.

I asked this once but then paki was spamming and I got no response, so I'm asking again.
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>>58101627

She so cute.

If I had a daughter I would groom her to be like that.
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>>58101862
>paki was spamming
Do memes imitate life? or does life imitate memes?
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>>58101862
Average Indian is a barely literate subsistence farmer. He won't know how to play chess.
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>>58101849

https://www.misshimalaya.com/history/year-2012/

wewlad
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>>58101937
>all these baabhabiats
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>>58101862

YES, VERY.POPULAR. VISHY KAPOOR GREAT CHESS ACTOR. EVERYONE KNLW VISHY KAPOOR AND HE HAS A VERY BIG CHECKMATE DICK.

YES, INDIA ONLINE PRIDE. WE PLAY CHESS AND MOVE KING FIRST AS MY KING IS KING OF KINGS TRIPLE.H
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>>58101937
>having yellow fever in current year
wew lad
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>>58101921
well, let's say among Indians who are at least middle class
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>>58101862
Only upper and middle class schoolchildren nerds who are forced by their parents play it, from my experience.
It's not really a common thing
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>>58101972
>>58101995

It's not yellow fever if it's a NE grill you faglord
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>>58102103
>It's not yellow fever if it's a NE grill you faglord
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>>58102103

Nah, they literally look Chinese.

ALL FUCKING CHINKS MUST FUCKING HANG
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>>58102151
>>58102198

Fuck off, I want my Sikkimese/Seven Sister qties

Keep your """""""""""women that age like ghee"""""""""""
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>>58100668
>PakInStan
Stan's such a fag
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>>58102238
Enjoy your STD's and poverty lmao
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>>58102004
chess is actually indian

all board games are originally

Checkers was originally called chakras and was played in Vedic ages

Monopoly's Uncle Moneybags is actually Uncle Marwari-Bags.
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>>58102292
>Monopoly's Uncle Moneybags is actually Uncle Marwari-Bags.
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>>58102265
See >>58100937

Muzzies are into some interesting stuff
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>>58102238

I am sure there are lot of chinks in Australia.

t. Chang

>>58102275

desu, it was better back in the day when average life expectancy was 45-50. You died just as your looks tarted to fade. Now? its fucking stay with some dosi until she looks like a shriveled nutsack till the ripe age of 80.

Imagine this, you will be living with something that looks like this if you get married.

JUST

>>58102292

WAT U AR SYAING U BASTERD SON OF BITCH
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>>58102275
>STD's and poverty
>Bengali

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>>58100833
He don't even look black.
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>>58102377
kolkata is no. 1 city we hav much art and culture and warmth from heart ok
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>>58102370
>Imagine this, you will be living with something that looks like this if you get married.
I'm not engaged to a 70 year old indian woman
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>>58102486

you will be married to one in the future
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>tfw will not end up with an indian girl
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>>58100439
Wish I was born 100 years ago so I could get a comfy job being a colonial overlord with all the qt brown girls I could ever want
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>>58102535

JUST
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>>58102518
I'm getting engaged to my former Bull, Jamal. And as you know BLACK DONT CRACK NIGGUAH
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>>58102579
>>58102518
>>58102370


women are the worst

Fuck I hate being born with a dick

Imagine how accomplished id be if i was asexual
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>>58102587
>this black don't crack meme
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>>58102647
Sorry, I guess blacks do crack
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>>58102623

iktf

Wish I had an obscure sexuality like pansexual or something.
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>>58102370
>>58102518
>>58102579
>>58102647

They don't JUST end up looking like that one day. No, no. It starts much earlier, in their 30s. Some crow's feet here, some fat deposits in all the wrong places there. Then its cellulite and wrinkles time. After a while, their vaginas will be a cesspool of rubbery filth and their boobs like two tires swinging from a tree branch. You ideally have 5-7 "golden" years.

It it worth it?
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>>58102763
RESOUNDINGLY NO
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>>58102684
did anyone get my joke
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>>58102763
>he's so beta he won't be fucking senior year highschool chicks when he's 50
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>>58102684
Kek
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>>58102817

No, I found it problematic and dehumanizing.

>>58102827

You won't be either, you ghanpat
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>>58102763
>You ideally have 5-7 "golden" years.

Not even.

K so say u get married at 27-29, which is reasonable. Unless u want an retarded kid, u need to get her pregnant before 32. Once she gets preggars her body is gone.

So u actually have 3-5 years MAXIMUM
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>>58101706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzzMx43lkiM
Tfw no bf moment at 4:15
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>>58102864

I was being an optimist

>>58102880

>that "trying to talk like a cool American" accent

Closed it from cringing.
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>>58102880
Why aren't there more/any NE Indian actors in Bollywood?
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>>58102952
>Why aren't there more/any NE Indian actors in Bollywood?

India hasn't fallen for that chinki degeneracy shit yet.
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>>58102952

Not enough watchmen roles

also DEY ARR ROOK SAME
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>>58102923
Just watch the part which I mentioned lodu.
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>>58103027

yeah they are decent looking. Far from potatoes.

Kinda feel bad for them 2bh.
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>>58102952
Danny was alright
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How u pronounce Lochan (eyes)?
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>>58100937
>>58100937
>Goat sex
>Pakistan and no one else.
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lochan

say lo as in "lo and behold" no "law"
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>>58100937

By sex, people mean the process of mating of different animals.

Just like an Indian.
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>>58103268
And chan as in "chand paiso pe palne wala kutta"
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>>58103341

Stop talking about yourself.
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>>58103515
Haha.... Meri le li....
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>>58103586

teri gaand le li? Tera hole kitna bada ho gaya?

no homo
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>>58103645
>Tera hole kitna bada ho gaya
Ekdum tight hai boss. Pakis have little tutti, thankfully it wasn't a BBL.
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>>58103841

Bangladeshi.jpg
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>>58103865
>Google search image
>Paki Khusra
Nice try, he's not chinky enough
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>>58104463
>>58104638

>redditor's first day on 4chan
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>>58101862
Its quite a bit more popular than in the states. I used to play with friends in cafes sometimes during university. I think it was much more popular last generation however.

>>58102037
>Only upper and middle class schoolchildren nerds
Which are the people who can be reasonably expected to know how to play...

>>58102864
27 is a little late for a woman to get married. 25 is more reasonable.
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>>58104688
>>58104688
I've been on 4chan longer than you, Gujjew
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>>58105108
how long would that be?
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>>58105275

t. /Mena/ poster
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>>58105275
Too long
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>>58105433

He's talking about 4chan not r/4chan.
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>>58105433
Give me an actual length of time.
I've been on 4chan for about 6 years.
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>>58105433

>is an actual handsome fair skinnned tall normie
>posts feel images

holy shit fuck off poseur.
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>>58105518
He said he was 5'3" in the other thread.
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>>58105483

>2010 POSTER

KEK

K E K

K E K
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>>58105582

all fucking lies. He was mocking us actual manlets. Hes actually a successful careerman who is set for life. Why mock us?
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>>58100837
>iran

Do you guys talk really that much about iran?
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>>58105627
Yes, we are Persiaboos. If you don't /fully support iranina nuclear weapons and death to israel/ then please go.
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>>58105627

No, some faggot from UAE started shitposting about his slag mother who got shagged by his I-ranian dad for a twenty buck fuck.
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>>58105627

Nah, just last thread we had a discussion if Indians are white.

The verdict was: a resounding yes
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OKAY GUYS

LETS FOOTBALL.
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>>58105697
What has iran to do with it? Whats with all the namefaggotry here btw?
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>>58105766

Fuck off to /tr/.
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>>58105766
Helps us determine who is Dravidian master race and who is street shitting untermensch.
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>>58105598
Well I technically was here for April Furs Day but I didn't come back for a few years after that.
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>>58105766
Iranian diaspora were in that thread, there was some talk about loanwords to Hindi. And yeah, the most talked about places outside India/Pak are probably Afg and Iran.

> Namefaggotry
idk, its always been like this. I see no issue with it within the general.
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POST INDIAN GIRLS

How do I get Indian gfs?
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Iranians were original white people.

Namegaggotry because we are an egotistical bunch. Unlike you robot minded untermensch.
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>>58105941

Ahem Aryans.
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>>58105941

For >>58105766
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>>58105902
1) Cross the border
2) Resist urge to blow up people
3) Find nice Indian girl
4) Sex with her
5) Resist urge to yell Allahu Akbar while you cum
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>>58105989

Multiple gfs?
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http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/kohinoor-was-gifted-to-britain/article8489902.ece

#bringkohinoorback brigade btfo
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>>58106046
Why were people this mad about a fucking rock? They can have it.
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>>58106046

I posted this already.

You should have posted the bride leaving the husband for not building a loo in their house.
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>>58105902
>How do I get Indian gfs?

Exchange 4 goats
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>
>
>
But we all know pakis won't give up their goats for nothin


>>58106046
modi is a motherfucker. BJP is antinationalist
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>>58105766
go back to your country alireza
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>>58106028
Repeat steps 2-5.
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>tfw exmuslim but have converted 3 people to islam
JUST
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>>58106111

Wait, so I can trade Indian women for goats.

Well, that's pretty cheap.
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>>58106145

Nice Taqqiya.
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>>58106046

Don't be sore losers. Instead, take solace in the fact that the great Shitstain is getting Muslim'd right now amongst dealing with brexit shit.

History always returns favours
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>>58106168
I wish

it's just that canadians are literally retarded
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>>58106083
The physical object is off less concern than what it represents.
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>>58106119
Sup ashura
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>>58106145
You're fucking up f@m.
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>>58106145
>>58106202

I wish I knew enough about Islam to convert people to it

>tfw Sikh converting people to Islam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdrS2p5AFJ8

>Sikhi tells u 2 be the best muslim u can be
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>All these easy (You)s here

Best general desu
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>>58106206
It represents a moronic teenager that gave away a rock to his new masters.
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Hello desi lads

I've been awake for 34 hours

Not tired at all

Post cheshemy khud
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>>58106330
Thank you my germanic friend.
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>>58106268
I'm literally a pillar of the community, I lead friday prayers even at uni and a small masjid sometimes

>>58106322
its so easy to do when you realize how retarded christfags are and how dumb christianity is

hindus are too retarded to reason with tho
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>tfw india becomes more cucked by muslims as each day passes
>tfw civil war is now imminent
>tfw pakistan and bangladesh will annex massive swathes of land from india
>tfw northie scum will finally be exterminated in this civil war
>tfw india will shine as only south india is left intact
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>>58106330

Have one more, my white master

>>58106466

Fucking whites are stupid as fuck
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>>58106468

>mfw Modi declares war on Pakistan
>Akhand Bharat happens
>I get 4 Indian gfs
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>>58106145
>tfw go back to india every summer and convert around 10 poor indians to christianity
im not even christian. i just get a kick out of making the hindutva footsoldiers mad
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>>58106147
Also you have to bring DNA certificate which proves you are not rape baby.
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>>58106385
are you the hazara from last thread

theres an afghani restaurant near me but it's 2 expensive, fucking kike tier prices
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>>58101421
lmao close but no aussie
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>>58106466
>its so easy to do when you realize how retarded christfags are and how dumb christianity is

Teach me. An Italian taught me how to become a grill on chatsite and get free gifts from horny guys. I NEED to know how to convert people into islam.
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>>58106517
>indian gfs
Literal tatti 2bh
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>>58106530

STOP FUCKING TEASING ME AND TELL ME HOW TO DO THIS SHIT

I would convert people to Sikhism but we hate converts.
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>>58106517
>punjab finally gains independence
>khalistan finally happens
>i rush to khalistan
>set up sikh militant training camp
>launch attacks on south and massacre hundreds of inferior lungis and dhotis
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>>58106556
Ye

Where do you live pham, you can usually get dinner from any afghan restaurant for under 12.99
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>>58106623

Idris Mansouri?
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>>58106468
What indian god is this?
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>>58106385
t.ghengis
How you feeling bruh.
How much adderall did you take.
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>>58106530
Christians can counter Muslims but Hindus/Hinduism can't. It's good for country.
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>>58106571

>Italian
>Acting as a female

MARIO NO
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>>58106620
for indians, the two ways to convert are honeytrap or give money.
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>>58106510
they're literally retarded

I converted a white bitch, a dude doing his masters in engineering and some old guy

>>58106571
tell them about their trinity being dumb in general and how there's only one god, they love that shit, they have absolutely no rebuttal usually

in my experience only whitey is convertable, nigs (especially religious ones) get too violent, hindu dindus are too retarded to reason with, chinks don't have souls and therefore can't be religious

>>58106530
based, I could probably convert poor hindus in india to either islam or christianity easily
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>>58106636
Nitiraj Jadeja?

>>58106648
I feel normal but slow if that makes sense

just gotta tough it out until Friday
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>>58106647
Pepe Kali
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Its pretty much easy.

Just say this lads.

La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah.
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>>58106623
>tfw get to eat authentic afghani food, served and made by afghanis for less than 500rs
https://www.zomato.com/ncr/kabul-delhi-lajpat-nagar-2-new-delhi
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>>58106763
>La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah.
This is probably some Islamic voodoo magic to convert unsuspecting youngsters into ISIS recruits.
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>>58106737

I knew an Afghan kid named Idris when I lived in etobicoke
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>>58106797

Nah, it's Muhammad is a prophet of Allah.

So go ahead and say it.

Its just words and vocaroo it too
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>>58100439
What do you guys think of Asuras Wrath?
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>>58106763
>La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah.

Now you're muslim. If you stray from Mohammed you're considered murudd and sentenced to death

Scare whitey with death

>>58106797
Dont read it. It's conversion 2 islam m8

>>58106707
>tell them about their trinity being dumb in general and how there's only one god, they love that shit, they have absolutely no rebuttal usually
>in my experience only whitey is convertable, nigs (especially religious ones) get too violent, hindu dindus are too retarded to reason with, chinks don't have souls and therefore can't be religious


Thx. Imma try it out in a few days.
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>>58106779
The only shitty thing about living away from home is having to cook for myself.

Really craving a nice Kabuli Palao right now
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>>58106763
>La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah
English or Hindi
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>>58106763

OO LA LA LA LA OLELO.

Sounds like the old kingfisher comercials
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>>58106854

Good movie
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>>58106866

English

>>58106867

>MFW ALL OF YOU ARE NOW MUSLIMS

MUSLIM'D
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>>58106828
I used to live in Etobicoke too lol

Westmall represent pham
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>>58106863

How did u become atheist? Convert back 2 Buddhism m8. Bamyan Buddha is waiting for all the Afghanis to come back 2 the true religion.
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>>58106926

I went to Dixon Grove for a bit

JUST
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>>58106854

Nice music video.

ASURA, OH HEAH
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>>58106763
w-will I become a Muslim if I say this out loud?
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>>58106958

Say it and find out
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>>58106980
How will I know whether I've converted or not?
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>>58106958
You'll become Muslim only when forcefully converted or get raped.
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>>58107016
>How will I know whether I've converted or not?

foreskin will drop off
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>>58107016

Allah will guide you brother.

>>58107031

>He has foreskin

Haha goyim cuck
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>>58106943
I wouldn't call myself athiest necessarily. I just have 0 commitment to Islam lol.

>>58106944
funny thing is the Somalis from westmall had beef with Dixon Somalis. Nigs are pretty funny
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>>58107031
>wanting to part with your makhmali tuti ki khaal
Conversion dropped
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>>58107056

>Somalis

Uggh don't remind me. I used to hang out with a Hungarian named Henry, a Ukrainian named Vitaly, an Egyptian named Gino and a Bosnian named Tony
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>>58107055
>Haha goyim cuck

>comes from the dirtiest subcontinent
>cuts off forskin making dick vulnerable to disease

I see the Jews got to you

>>58107056
>>58107055

When will u guys realized Islam was created by Jews to keep Middle Eastern people down?


>>58107157
>Somalis

Literally have best rap scene in Canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0quM0-rpRx4
>>
what happened to rajiv or the self hating paki who wanted to kill himself
>newfags won't know who they are
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>>58107328

Dont make me repeat what I said in other thread
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>>58107336
>rajiv
That guy is a doctor now

>self hating paki
RIP

>>58107366
>Dont make me repeat what I said in other thread
Just repeat it u a badjew
>>
what happened to gujrati khoja

tfw old desi was better
tfw old int was better
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>>58107385

>filmed in Brampton

My sides, the most beta part of Canada.

>>58107413

Maybe you should go the way of old desi amd GTFO
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>>58107443
>literally a newfag
lmao
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>>58107474

Thanks, how do i shot web xD
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>>58107495

You just bee yourself.
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>>58107443
>My sides, the most beta part of Canada.

Some of these peoeple are dead now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eok7HpTzrL0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LsBWpZUQsQ
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>>58107615

Ok and? So fucking beta that they had to die

LMAO
M
A
O

True alphas make it to the old age against all odds.

>Bramladesh
>>
HEY, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
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>>58107673
>Ok and? So fucking beta that they had to die

Mister, what do u know about the hustle game? Somalis invented it.

This guy has killed b4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

>>58107698
>HEY, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
J*nn*h
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>>58107709

Gand di
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>>58107738

M*hamm*d *qb*l
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>>58107738
/r/bakchodi tier joke
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>>58107792

I know, I am bored.
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>>58107827
Nice name
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>>58107885

>replies with Dolan comics
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Do Indians actually buy these meme cars?
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>>58107978

No, lmao.

It's usually Toyota's and Hondas
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>>58107978

>Suzuki Swift
>meme car

fuck off ghant
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>>58105460
I know

>>58105483
About the same as you actually.

>>58105518
>>58105623
???
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>>58107996
>>58108045
I meant the yellow DC Av*nti
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>>58108124

>le pretending to be abnormal to fit in with us losers meme

epic
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>>58108045
That not the Swift. It's the Swift Dzire.

>>58107996
Why have turned off the shitposting mode? You seem weird without the gimmick.
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>>58108134

Its a pretty legit car. Sort of Indian's version of Alfa Romeo 4C.

Weight is a bit too much at 3400 lbs. Should be way less. Or power should be turned up.
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>>58108134
>DC
>Dilip Chhabria
Punjabis in charge of design
>>
Bole So nihal!!!!!!
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>>58108257
Jhant ka baal!!!
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>>58108257

>mfw I thought it was "BHOLE SONIA" when I was younger
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>>58108296
>>58108284

Are u goofs gonna complete it? U know it's a paap not to respond.
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>>58108141
The fuck are you talking about? Abnormal? /desi/ is filled with well adjusted individuals into society. Everyone here is a semi-Normie.
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>>58108330

Rashtriya Akal!

>>58108339

haha! Trying to make us feel better? Thanks, I appreciate the effort, we all do
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>>58108199
It has a 2L I4. How in gods name did they manage to get it to 3400lbs while using carbon fiber for the exterior and interior? It weighs more than a fucking Corvette.
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>>58108359

Probably "luxury" features. Possibly the way safety regulations work in US.

Alfa Romeo 4C gained 200 lbs when it came to NA from Europe for safety features, making it a useless car.

Look at that fucking center console, straight from 1990s
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>>58108352
>Rashtriya Akal!

Close enough

>>58108339
Desi is the most normal thread on reddit. All of us are educated af.

>>58108359
>How in gods name did they manage to get it to 3400lbs while using carbon fiber for the exterior and interior?

B/c desi carbon fibre is heavier than videshi carbon fibre
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>>58108339
>/desi/ is filled with well adjusted individuals into society.
>>
/desi/ was a mistake boys
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