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NO RUSSIANS
NO SHITTY DISCUSSIONS ABOUT FARSI AND ARABIC
>Be desi
>hate other desis
>still post 100s of posts in a desi thread to let other desis know how much you hate them
its like poetry it rhmes
>>58100488
NO ARGUMENTS BETWEEN SUPERIOR MADRASSIS AND STREET SHITTING NORTH INDIAN UNTERMENSCH
>>58100439
Doesn' that look like a nice healthy BIG VEDIC COCK
Hey guys, I'm Russian)))
What's the difference between Farsi and Arabic?
>>58100561
Arabs are from a Semitic (abrahamic) lunar cult
Farsi is from a Indo-Aryan (Vedic) solar cult
Basically, it's the difference between pistachios and rotten walnuts
>>58100561
farsi is an indoeuropean language under the iranian tree of languages
arabic is a semitic language
farsi is heavily influenced by arabic (as 40% or more of farsis lexicon is arabic)
>>58100561
Don't worry Hans, all of your scat fetishes can be made true here.
>>58100561
arabic is a semitic language
farsi is an indoeuropean language
>>58100590
>>58100601
>>58100622
> people actually reply
lol
>>58100561
>What's the difference between Farsi and Arabic?
One flies planes into buildings
The other is too poor to design and impliment flying planes into buildings
>PA-GAY-STAN
>>58100656
Go back to /tr/, you cuck
>>58100668
>▶
>File: Pakigay.png (356 KB, 540x960)
>>PA-GAY-STAN
Can't make this shit up
>>58100659
This tbqhwy famiglia.
>>58100668
>Be Indian
>Wife wants a toilet for her dowry.
WOWZAH
>>58100656
/desi/ is a serious thread
>>58100656
We don't understand R1b humour
>>58100723
Oh wow, you are literally more cancerous than Bangladeshi.
>>58100709
>Be Paki
>be inbred
HOWZAT?
>>58100774
>Be South Indian
>Be inbred
>Be North Indian
>Poo in shoe
Kys
>>58100757
>literally the first one to call out fish-boy for being reddit tier
>Now having a cheeky cousin fucker call me cancer
delet
>tfw aesthetically, academically and athletically superior to south indians by default
>south indians literally pretend to be black
>>58100774
and they still look more human
>last thread
>>58100812
>be pakistani
>only national achievement is raping children
UNABLE TO CONCOCT
>>58100831
You are fucking /tumblr/.
At least change your fucking gimmick.
Hurr durr inbred gay sex
I have literally changed my gimmick 7 times.
>>58100833
Me on the left
>>58100837
Why is it a map of south america?
>>58100916
He's a pathan and used a bloody template.
>>58100871
>Be Indian
>Walk over to Pakistani border
>Get shot
>Corpse is raped
Haha xD
Taking one for the team.
If you cucks have 4chanx then filter the paki flag.
Good night.
>>58100899
>he's actually this assmad
suck it Waqas, tried and test formula works everytime, unlike your shitty ruses
>>58100971
Haha, I am actually mad at the fucking Russian POOBOO and Allahakbarboo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/4fbaag/best_friend_asking_me_to_convert_to_islam_its/
>I have been friends with this guy (Let's call him T). T has been my only friend since I was 3. I never got along people and I suffered social anxiety. I was weak at sports and was an introvert. I couldn't talk to people without making a fool out of myself and hence my friend circle was limited.
>T is a Muslim and I am a Hindu.
>Recently, T's family became super religious. T started telling me about how people of his religion are tortured by the present government and how he feels unsafe. I did not feel Muslims were 'tortured' but I didn't argue as I didn't want to offend him. All that was fine.
>rom about 2 months, T has been asking me to convert and convince my family to convert too. Every morning on our drive to college, he tells me about something from the Quran and how amazing and progressive Islam is. He is basically trying to sell the religion to me and I am not buying it.
>This freaked me out. I came home and cried like a bitch. I don't know what to do. T won't listen to anything. I tried talking to him. But he says 'my' people were torturing 'his' people around the country and it is shameful for him to talk to me.
>I tried talking to his dad but his dad says he can't do anything about this and he feels there is nothing wrong in trying to gain supporters for a cause. But, he also said he wont interfere or force me to convert. His mom is voiceless here. This is the only gutsy thing I did.
Muslims taqqiyya game on point
>>58100543
Fuck off back to to your shitty blog >>58100552
tumblr Gujjew. Your kind isn't welcome here.
>>58100937
>Cow sex
When will these P*kis stop fetishizing our gau mata?
>>58100837
>Fucking
>Pakistan
FUCKING PAKISTAN
>>58101085
>defence.*k
JUST
>>58101128
Why do u get so upset seeing this >>58100269 ?
I think it's qt af desu.
>>58101128
>me
>gujjew
Pick one
>>58101179
Are you a faggot?
Yes, >>>/lgbt/, /hm/ and /cm/
>>58100439
i was in Brit territory Diego Garcia, indian ocean..very tiny island. no indians though
Okay, fuck this shit.
Literally defence.pk: The Thread
Kys
>>58101242
t. gayporn pro
>>58101240
My fault didn't mean to quote you.
>>58101242
>Are you a faggot?
No.
Since when is a str8 man appreciating love between 2 other guys considered gay?
>>58101245
Indian Ocean? Indian!
>>58101085
>not calling the Hindutva-funded cops on this bakrichod musulman so T can get his shit kicked in senseless
What a little bitch
>>58101345
IndiANO
>>58101245
Hello US MARINE
entire world's history, geography, people all originally indian 2bh.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ABCDesis/comments/4f96em/rant_being_a_dark_desi_i_faced_more_racism_from/
>south indian struggles
>While most of my tall fair skinned Italian looking Indian males back home got laid, women at nightclubs and school in India avoided me and probably considered someone dark approaching them as an insult
>north indians unironically believe they look like italians
>>58101347
Notice the dif
Islam turns boys into men
Hinduism turns boys into pussies
>>58101245
Dw we plan on living there too
http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-india-us-logistics-deal-a-us-coup-but-india-needs-to-tread-carefully-2203179
>India can use US bases now
>>58101497
Akhand Bharat 2020
http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/features/world-asia-india-36040567/36040567
mfw couldn't tell that these weren't south indians
>>58101547
>Akhand Bharat 2020
Gazwa-e-Hind 2020 m8
>>58101497
USA becomes Indian colony by 2030.
>>58101547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cde32Yo3nzI
PAKISTAN LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THIS, IF YOU CONTINUE TO WAGE WAR/TERRORISM AGAINST US, YOU WILL BE ERASED FROM THE WORLD MAP, WE WILL SPARE KASHMIR BUT NOT PAKISTAN
>>58101497
AKHAND BHARAT MACHOD
>>58101611
fuck madrassis are such racist savages even tho they both look like nigs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQEEEISiE20
>Those funky Nagaland accents from the chinky looking guys
>>58101704
Literally in Delhi you mong.
>>58101627
>YT COMMENTS
>I AM INDIAN AND I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS
>ISS PEH KISNEH BHAINS NEH PISHAB KIYA HO GAH
>PAKISTAN WILL NUKE YOU FIRST
LITERALLY INDIAN KEKOLDS
>>58101706
never mind those chinks are from Sikkim
Hey Indian friends, how popular is chess among the average everyday Indian? Does the average Indian know about Vishy Anand? There seems to be a fuckton of Indians online who play chess but I'm wondering if that's only because of India's huge population, or if chess really is popular there.
I asked this once but then paki was spamming and I got no response, so I'm asking again.
>>58101627
She so cute.
If I had a daughter I would groom her to be like that.
>>58101862
>paki was spamming
Do memes imitate life? or does life imitate memes?
>>58101862
Average Indian is a barely literate subsistence farmer. He won't know how to play chess.
>>58101849
https://www.misshimalaya.com/history/year-2012/
wewlad
>>58101937
>all these baabhabiats
>>58101862
YES, VERY.POPULAR. VISHY KAPOOR GREAT CHESS ACTOR. EVERYONE KNLW VISHY KAPOOR AND HE HAS A VERY BIG CHECKMATE DICK.
YES, INDIA ONLINE PRIDE. WE PLAY CHESS AND MOVE KING FIRST AS MY KING IS KING OF KINGS TRIPLE.H
>>58101937
>having yellow fever in current year
wew lad
>>58101921
well, let's say among Indians who are at least middle class
>>58101862
Only upper and middle class schoolchildren nerds who are forced by their parents play it, from my experience.
It's not really a common thing
>>58101972
>>58101995
It's not yellow fever if it's a NE grill you faglord
>>58102103
>It's not yellow fever if it's a NE grill you faglord
>>58102103
Nah, they literally look Chinese.
ALL FUCKING CHINKS MUST FUCKING HANG
>>58102151
>>58102198
Fuck off, I want my Sikkimese/Seven Sister qties
Keep your """""""""""women that age like ghee"""""""""""
>>58100668
>PakInStan
Stan's such a fag
>>58102238
Enjoy your STD's and poverty lmao
>>58102004
chess is actually indian
all board games are originally
Checkers was originally called chakras and was played in Vedic ages
Monopoly's Uncle Moneybags is actually Uncle Marwari-Bags.
>>58102292
>Monopoly's Uncle Moneybags is actually Uncle Marwari-Bags.
>>58102265
See >>58100937
Muzzies are into some interesting stuff
>>58102238
I am sure there are lot of chinks in Australia.
t. Chang
>>58102275
desu, it was better back in the day when average life expectancy was 45-50. You died just as your looks tarted to fade. Now? its fucking stay with some dosi until she looks like a shriveled nutsack till the ripe age of 80.
Imagine this, you will be living with something that looks like this if you get married.
JUST
>>58102292
WAT U AR SYAING U BASTERD SON OF BITCH
>>58102275
>STD's and poverty
>Bengali
LaughingBanglas,jpg
>>58100833
He don't even look black.
>>58102377
kolkata is no. 1 city we hav much art and culture and warmth from heart ok
>>58102370
>Imagine this, you will be living with something that looks like this if you get married.
I'm not engaged to a 70 year old indian woman
>>58102486
you will be married to one in the future
>tfw will not end up with an indian girl
>>58100439
Wish I was born 100 years ago so I could get a comfy job being a colonial overlord with all the qt brown girls I could ever want
>>58102518
I'm getting engaged to my former Bull, Jamal. And as you know BLACK DONT CRACK NIGGUAH
>>58102579
>>58102518
>>58102370
women are the worst
Fuck I hate being born with a dick
Imagine how accomplished id be if i was asexual
>>58102587
>this black don't crack meme
>>58102647
Sorry, I guess blacks do crack
>>58102623
iktf
Wish I had an obscure sexuality like pansexual or something.
>>58102370
>>58102518
>>58102579
>>58102647
They don't JUST end up looking like that one day. No, no. It starts much earlier, in their 30s. Some crow's feet here, some fat deposits in all the wrong places there. Then its cellulite and wrinkles time. After a while, their vaginas will be a cesspool of rubbery filth and their boobs like two tires swinging from a tree branch. You ideally have 5-7 "golden" years.
It it worth it?
>>58102763
RESOUNDINGLY NO
>>58102684
did anyone get my joke
>>58102763
>he's so beta he won't be fucking senior year highschool chicks when he's 50
>>58102684
Kek
>>58102817
No, I found it problematic and dehumanizing.
>>58102827
You won't be either, you ghanpat
>>58102763
>You ideally have 5-7 "golden" years.
Not even.
K so say u get married at 27-29, which is reasonable. Unless u want an retarded kid, u need to get her pregnant before 32. Once she gets preggars her body is gone.
So u actually have 3-5 years MAXIMUM
>>58101706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzzMx43lkiM
Tfw no bf moment at 4:15
>>58102864
I was being an optimist
>>58102880
>that "trying to talk like a cool American" accent
Closed it from cringing.
>>58102880
Why aren't there more/any NE Indian actors in Bollywood?
>>58102952
>Why aren't there more/any NE Indian actors in Bollywood?
India hasn't fallen for that chinki degeneracy shit yet.
>>58102952
Not enough watchmen roles
also DEY ARR ROOK SAME
>>58102923
Just watch the part which I mentioned lodu.
>>58103027
yeah they are decent looking. Far from potatoes.
Kinda feel bad for them 2bh.
>>58102952
Danny was alright
How u pronounce Lochan (eyes)?
>>58100937
>>58100937
>Goat sex
>Pakistan and no one else.
lochan
say lo as in "lo and behold" no "law"
>>58100937
By sex, people mean the process of mating of different animals.
Just like an Indian.
>>58103268
And chan as in "chand paiso pe palne wala kutta"
>>58103341
Stop talking about yourself.
>>58103515
Haha.... Meri le li....
>>58103586
teri gaand le li? Tera hole kitna bada ho gaya?
no homo
>>58103645
>Tera hole kitna bada ho gaya
Ekdum tight hai boss. Pakis have little tutti, thankfully it wasn't a BBL.
>>58103841
Bangladeshi.jpg
>>58103865
>Google search image
>Paki Khusra
Nice try, he's not chinky enough
>>58104463
>>58104638
>redditor's first day on 4chan
>>58101862
Its quite a bit more popular than in the states. I used to play with friends in cafes sometimes during university. I think it was much more popular last generation however.
>>58102037
>Only upper and middle class schoolchildren nerds
Which are the people who can be reasonably expected to know how to play...
>>58102864
27 is a little late for a woman to get married. 25 is more reasonable.
>>58104688
>>58104688
I've been on 4chan longer than you, Gujjew
>>58105108
how long would that be?
>>58105275
t. /Mena/ poster
>>58105275
Too long
>>58105433
He's talking about 4chan not r/4chan.
>>58105433
Give me an actual length of time.
I've been on 4chan for about 6 years.
>>58105433
>is an actual handsome fair skinnned tall normie
>posts feel images
holy shit fuck off poseur.
>>58105518
He said he was 5'3" in the other thread.
>>58105483
>2010 POSTER
KEK
K E K
K E K
>>58105582
all fucking lies. He was mocking us actual manlets. Hes actually a successful careerman who is set for life. Why mock us?
>>58100837
>iran
Do you guys talk really that much about iran?
>>58105627
Yes, we are Persiaboos. If you don't /fully support iranina nuclear weapons and death to israel/ then please go.
>>58105627
No, some faggot from UAE started shitposting about his slag mother who got shagged by his I-ranian dad for a twenty buck fuck.
>>58105627
Nah, just last thread we had a discussion if Indians are white.
The verdict was: a resounding yes
OKAY GUYS
LETS FOOTBALL.
>>58105697
What has iran to do with it? Whats with all the namefaggotry here btw?
>>58105766
Fuck off to /tr/.
>>58105766
Helps us determine who is Dravidian master race and who is street shitting untermensch.
>>58105598
Well I technically was here for April Furs Day but I didn't come back for a few years after that.
>>58105766
Iranian diaspora were in that thread, there was some talk about loanwords to Hindi. And yeah, the most talked about places outside India/Pak are probably Afg and Iran.
> Namefaggotry
idk, its always been like this. I see no issue with it within the general.
POST INDIAN GIRLS
How do I get Indian gfs?
Iranians were original white people.
Namegaggotry because we are an egotistical bunch. Unlike you robot minded untermensch.
>>58105941
Ahem Aryans.
>>58105902
1) Cross the border
2) Resist urge to blow up people
3) Find nice Indian girl
4) Sex with her
5) Resist urge to yell Allahu Akbar while you cum
>>58105989
Multiple gfs?
http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/kohinoor-was-gifted-to-britain/article8489902.ece
#bringkohinoorback brigade btfo
>>58106046
Why were people this mad about a fucking rock? They can have it.
>>58106046
I posted this already.
You should have posted the bride leaving the husband for not building a loo in their house.
>>58105902
>How do I get Indian gfs?
Exchange 4 goats
>
>
>
>
But we all know pakis won't give up their goats for nothin
>>58106046
modi is a motherfucker. BJP is antinationalist
>>58105766
go back to your country alireza
>>58106028
Repeat steps 2-5.
>tfw exmuslim but have converted 3 people to islam
JUST
>>58106111
Wait, so I can trade Indian women for goats.
Well, that's pretty cheap.
>>58106145
Nice Taqqiya.
>>58106046
Don't be sore losers. Instead, take solace in the fact that the great Shitstain is getting Muslim'd right now amongst dealing with brexit shit.
History always returns favours
>>58106168
I wish
it's just that canadians are literally retarded
>>58106083
The physical object is off less concern than what it represents.
>>58106119
Sup ashura
>>58106145
You're fucking up f@m.
>>58106145
>>58106202
I wish I knew enough about Islam to convert people to it
>tfw Sikh converting people to Islam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdrS2p5AFJ8
>Sikhi tells u 2 be the best muslim u can be
>All these easy (You)s here
Best general desu
>>58106206
It represents a moronic teenager that gave away a rock to his new masters.
Hello desi lads
I've been awake for 34 hours
Not tired at all
Post cheshemy khud
>>58106330
Thank you my germanic friend.
>>58106268
I'm literally a pillar of the community, I lead friday prayers even at uni and a small masjid sometimes
>>58106322
its so easy to do when you realize how retarded christfags are and how dumb christianity is
hindus are too retarded to reason with tho
>tfw india becomes more cucked by muslims as each day passes
>tfw civil war is now imminent
>tfw pakistan and bangladesh will annex massive swathes of land from india
>tfw northie scum will finally be exterminated in this civil war
>tfw india will shine as only south india is left intact
>>58106330
Have one more, my white master
>>58106466
Fucking whites are stupid as fuck
>>58106468
>mfw Modi declares war on Pakistan
>Akhand Bharat happens
>I get 4 Indian gfs
>>58106145
>tfw go back to india every summer and convert around 10 poor indians to christianity
im not even christian. i just get a kick out of making the hindutva footsoldiers mad
>>58106147
Also you have to bring DNA certificate which proves you are not rape baby.
>>58106385
are you the hazara from last thread
theres an afghani restaurant near me but it's 2 expensive, fucking kike tier prices
>>58101421
lmao close but no aussie
>>58106466
>its so easy to do when you realize how retarded christfags are and how dumb christianity is
Teach me. An Italian taught me how to become a grill on chatsite and get free gifts from horny guys. I NEED to know how to convert people into islam.
>>58106517
>indian gfs
Literal tatti 2bh
>>58106530
STOP FUCKING TEASING ME AND TELL ME HOW TO DO THIS SHIT
I would convert people to Sikhism but we hate converts.
>>58106517
>punjab finally gains independence
>khalistan finally happens
>i rush to khalistan
>set up sikh militant training camp
>launch attacks on south and massacre hundreds of inferior lungis and dhotis
>>58106556
Ye
Where do you live pham, you can usually get dinner from any afghan restaurant for under 12.99
>>58106623
Idris Mansouri?
>>58106468
What indian god is this?
>>58106385
t.ghengis
How you feeling bruh.
How much adderall did you take.
>>58106530
Christians can counter Muslims but Hindus/Hinduism can't. It's good for country.
>>58106571
>Italian
>Acting as a female
MARIO NO
>>58106620
for indians, the two ways to convert are honeytrap or give money.
>>58106510
they're literally retarded
I converted a white bitch, a dude doing his masters in engineering and some old guy
>>58106571
tell them about their trinity being dumb in general and how there's only one god, they love that shit, they have absolutely no rebuttal usually
in my experience only whitey is convertable, nigs (especially religious ones) get too violent, hindu dindus are too retarded to reason with, chinks don't have souls and therefore can't be religious
>>58106530
based, I could probably convert poor hindus in india to either islam or christianity easily
>>58106636
Nitiraj Jadeja?
>>58106648
I feel normal but slow if that makes sense
just gotta tough it out until Friday
>>58106647
Pepe Kali
Its pretty much easy.
Just say this lads.
La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah.
>>58106623
>tfw get to eat authentic afghani food, served and made by afghanis for less than 500rs
https://www.zomato.com/ncr/kabul-delhi-lajpat-nagar-2-new-delhi
>>58106763
>La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah.
This is probably some Islamic voodoo magic to convert unsuspecting youngsters into ISIS recruits.
>>58106737
I knew an Afghan kid named Idris when I lived in etobicoke
>>58106797
Nah, it's Muhammad is a prophet of Allah.
So go ahead and say it.
Its just words and vocaroo it too
>>58100439
What do you guys think of Asuras Wrath?
>>58106763
>La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah.
Now you're muslim. If you stray from Mohammed you're considered murudd and sentenced to death
Scare whitey with death
>>58106797
Dont read it. It's conversion 2 islam m8
>>58106707
>tell them about their trinity being dumb in general and how there's only one god, they love that shit, they have absolutely no rebuttal usually
>in my experience only whitey is convertable, nigs (especially religious ones) get too violent, hindu dindus are too retarded to reason with, chinks don't have souls and therefore can't be religious
Thx. Imma try it out in a few days.
>>58106779
The only shitty thing about living away from home is having to cook for myself.
Really craving a nice Kabuli Palao right now
>>58106763
>La ilah illulahu Muhammad ar rasool Allah
English or Hindi
>>58106763
OO LA LA LA LA OLELO.
Sounds like the old kingfisher comercials
>>58106854
Good movie
>>58106866
English
>>58106867
>MFW ALL OF YOU ARE NOW MUSLIMS
MUSLIM'D
>>58106828
I used to live in Etobicoke too lol
Westmall represent pham
>>58106863
How did u become atheist? Convert back 2 Buddhism m8. Bamyan Buddha is waiting for all the Afghanis to come back 2 the true religion.
>>58106926
I went to Dixon Grove for a bit
JUST
>>58106854
Nice music video.
ASURA, OH HEAH
>>58106763
w-will I become a Muslim if I say this out loud?
>>58106958
Say it and find out
>>58106980
How will I know whether I've converted or not?
>>58106958
You'll become Muslim only when forcefully converted or get raped.
>>58107016
>How will I know whether I've converted or not?
foreskin will drop off
>>58107016
Allah will guide you brother.
>>58107031
>He has foreskin
Haha goyim cuck
>>58106943
I wouldn't call myself athiest necessarily. I just have 0 commitment to Islam lol.
>>58106944
funny thing is the Somalis from westmall had beef with Dixon Somalis. Nigs are pretty funny
>>58107031
>wanting to part with your makhmali tuti ki khaal
Conversion dropped
>>58107056
>Somalis
Uggh don't remind me. I used to hang out with a Hungarian named Henry, a Ukrainian named Vitaly, an Egyptian named Gino and a Bosnian named Tony
>>58107055
>Haha goyim cuck
>comes from the dirtiest subcontinent
>cuts off forskin making dick vulnerable to disease
I see the Jews got to you
>>58107056
>>58107055
When will u guys realized Islam was created by Jews to keep Middle Eastern people down?
>>58107157
>Somalis
Literally have best rap scene in Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0quM0-rpRx4
what happened to rajiv or the self hating paki who wanted to kill himself
>newfags won't know who they are
>>58107328
Dont make me repeat what I said in other thread
>>58107336
>rajiv
That guy is a doctor now
>self hating paki
RIP
>>58107366
>Dont make me repeat what I said in other thread
Just repeat it u a badjew
what happened to gujrati khoja
tfw old desi was better
tfw old int was better
>>58107385
>filmed in Brampton
My sides, the most beta part of Canada.
>>58107413
Maybe you should go the way of old desi amd GTFO
>>58107443
>literally a newfag
lmao
>>58107474
Thanks, how do i shot web xD
>>58107495
You just bee yourself.
>>58107443
>My sides, the most beta part of Canada.
Some of these peoeple are dead now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eok7HpTzrL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LsBWpZUQsQ
>>58107615
Ok and? So fucking beta that they had to die
LMAO
M
A
O
True alphas make it to the old age against all odds.
>Bramladesh
HEY, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
>>58107673
>Ok and? So fucking beta that they had to die
Mister, what do u know about the hustle game? Somalis invented it.
This guy has killed b4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
>>58107698
>HEY, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?
J*nn*h
>>58107709
Gand di
>>58107738
M*hamm*d *qb*l
>>58107738
/r/bakchodi tier joke
>>58107792
I know, I am bored.
>>58107827
Nice name
>>58107885
>replies with Dolan comics
Do Indians actually buy these meme cars?
>>58107978
No, lmao.
It's usually Toyota's and Hondas
>>58107978
>Suzuki Swift
>meme car
fuck off ghant
>>58105460
I know
>>58105483
About the same as you actually.
>>58105518
>>58105623
???
>>58107996
>>58108045
I meant the yellow DC Av*nti
>>58108124
>le pretending to be abnormal to fit in with us losers meme
epic
>>58108045
That not the Swift. It's the Swift Dzire.
>>58107996
Why have turned off the shitposting mode? You seem weird without the gimmick.
>>58108134
Its a pretty legit car. Sort of Indian's version of Alfa Romeo 4C.
Weight is a bit too much at 3400 lbs. Should be way less. Or power should be turned up.
>>58108134
>DC
>Dilip Chhabria
Punjabis in charge of design
Bole So nihal!!!!!!
>>58108257
Jhant ka baal!!!
![mio-naruse-statue-figure-the-testament-of-sister-new-devil[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jnYhb4r.jpg "mio-naruse-statue-figure-the-testament-of-sister-new-devil[1]")
>>58108257
>mfw I thought it was "BHOLE SONIA" when I was younger
>>58108296
>>58108284
Are u goofs gonna complete it? U know it's a paap not to respond.
>>58108141
The fuck are you talking about? Abnormal? /desi/ is filled with well adjusted individuals into society. Everyone here is a semi-Normie.
>>58108330
Rashtriya Akal!
>>58108339
haha! Trying to make us feel better? Thanks, I appreciate the effort, we all do
>>58108199
It has a 2L I4. How in gods name did they manage to get it to 3400lbs while using carbon fiber for the exterior and interior? It weighs more than a fucking Corvette.
>>58108359
Probably "luxury" features. Possibly the way safety regulations work in US.
Alfa Romeo 4C gained 200 lbs when it came to NA from Europe for safety features, making it a useless car.
Look at that fucking center console, straight from 1990s
>>58108352
>Rashtriya Akal!
Close enough
>>58108339
Desi is the most normal thread on reddit. All of us are educated af.
>>58108359
>How in gods name did they manage to get it to 3400lbs while using carbon fiber for the exterior and interior?
B/c desi carbon fibre is heavier than videshi carbon fibre
>>58108339
>/desi/ is filled with well adjusted individuals into society.
/desi/ was a mistake boys
>>58108352
Well if it helps I'm a failure by normie /desi/ standards
>tfw all your Bangladeshi neighbors and family friends have children going to become doctors, engineers, and lawyers
>tfw gave that up
>>58108433
Honestly it's not too bad. If they could make it [DC Avanti] lighter and squeeze out some more power, I could see it competing with the mustang ecoboost.
>>58108458
>white """"""""""""people"""""""""""""
>>58108159
>Shitpost for 5 hours in a row
Yeah
>>58108510
What u doing? What is your educational level? What university u went to?
Hello can I join this community?
>>58108540
>This
> competing with Mustang ecoboost
No, Please stop.
>>58108580
Fuck off, Cuckush
>>58108580
Kush fuck off
>>58108580
>Hello can I join this community?
Are u desi?
>>58108580
Yes. But don't be a faggot.
>>58108597
It's about the same weight. Just needs more power t b h.
I created a strawpoll to see if we should accept Malaysia into /desi/
http://strawpoll.me/7413783
>>58108597
>>58108599
>Hiiiii friendz xD
>>58108601
I'm the same guy who always posts here, just wanted to say hi.
>>58108607
Thanks
>>58108580
Sure, but just remember your women and soon your country belong to superior Bangladeshi cock
http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2016/02/19/bangladeshis-admit-to-receiving-msian-ics-marrying-locals/
>>58108627
Do they even sell Mustang in India?
Does a Porsche Boxter compete with a Mustang in NA? it doesn't work that way.
>Most cancerous posters in /desi/
1. Bongla
2. Ankush
3.Gujjus
4.Pakis, Punjabis, Kallus
POWERGAP
999999. actual Indians
99999999. Biharis
>>58108762
>PooJew
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58108776
LOLOL
PooJew my son
>>58108762
>tfw getting recognition in this shitty general
>>58108762
Yeah they've started selling Mustangs in India. But it's expensive as shit.
>>58108762
>Most cancerous posters in /desi/
>2. Ankush
no bully please bhaiya hahah xD
>>58108736
That's pretty sad tbẖ
>>58108855
SAHAB, YOU ARE VERY POTTY XD
>>58108852
>Only Mustang GT being sold
>neutered engine (only 395 HP)
lmao D R O P P E D
>>58108879
hahahhah xD
Jiss haat se dhulti tatti
Uss haat se naa maro muthi
>>58108837
Answer this >>58108578
>>58109040
Still an undergrad, most likely going into public health with a focus in Epidemiology. Currently attending Queens College.
>>58109088
>Still an undergrad, most likely going into public health with a focus in Epidemiology. Currently attending Queens College.
WTF your parents must have been chocked. If you're school isn't in the Top 50 in the world it's basically a community college
>>58108924
What uni u go 2?
>>58109291
UofA
>>58109088
As long as you got dem dolla$ coming, fuck them. A real man can make something out of himself even in unexpected situations.
>>58108762
>Indians that low
Apni gand mei sariya daal le bhai.
>>58109291
Meh, it's more of a Graduate school they should worry about. Undergraduate program isn't that special.Hopefully I'll get into Columbia's Public Health program.
>>58109367
>He doesn't know how to read 4chan powerrankings scale
lmao newfag lurk moar
>>58109360
>UofA
Damn shame. What u studying there?
>>58109367
What uni u went to? What u studying?
>>58109378
Are Americans not Uni brand whores like Canadians? Every UBC student finds a way to tie that they go/went to UBC into their conversation
>>58109291
Which faculty are you in?
I'll try and avoid it as much as I can.
>>58109413
I already finished 4 years ago. I am a wagecuck now.
mech. eng.
>>58109421
>>58109413
Both of you please kill each other when you guys meet.
>>58109452
Both of you please kill each other when you guys meet.
hahahah you first gujju bhaiya xD
>>58109413
Every UBC student finds a way to tie that they go/went to UBC into their conversation
Fuck, I've already started doing that.
>>58109421
>Which faculty are you in?
>I'll try and avoid it as much as I can.
Aint even telling u m8.
UBC is the Gucci of Canadian unis
Super tacky, flashy af. U know it's not classy but every1 wants to rock it.
>>58109452
>mech. eng.
Nice nice. How much u make?
>>58109452
>Both of you please kill each other when you guys meet.
We gonna have heterosexual sex with eachother
>>58109483
>Fuck, I've already started doing that.
told u m8. U can't escape it.
>>58101704
Delhi
Madras
Punjabi """"""intelligence"""""""
>>58109360
Yeah probably, there's a lot of money in Hospital management.
>>58109413
>Are Americans not Uni brand whores like Canadians? Every UBC student finds a way to tie that they go/went to UBC into their conversation
They can be, desis in particular.
>>58109507
I am doing alright for myself.
>>58109523
They key is to set yourself and your future generations up. Don't be like those honkys where every generation is stuck in perpetual mediocrity.
>>58109507
>Aint even telling u m8.
Ok I'll just ask Gupta ji then
>UBC is the Gucci of Canadian unis
>Super tacky, flashy af. U know it's not classy but every1 wants to rock it.
Yeah it seems that way already.
>told u m8. U can't escape it.
I didn't even realise I do that until my friends pointed it out.
>>58109483
Also you are going to hate SFU. It's a local uni full of UBC rejects.
>>58109566
>I am doing alright for myself.
How much tho?
>>58109583
>Ok I'll just ask Gupta ji then
He was fired lol. U didn't hear in the news? Anyways, the board is all white and they fired him for being desi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImtW_ovHMqw
Why haven't you accepted Yeshu in your life guys?
>>58109413
>What uni u went to?
JNU
>What u studying?
Politics
>>58109591
Fuck off. I work in the oilfield. Put 2 and 2 together.
>>58100439
>This is your typical south Indian
>Northies call them kallu because they are envious of their fair skin.
t. M.V.S.R.R Murthy Muttu Swamy Sirilingapally
>>58109630
>Alberta
>Oilfield
What a surprise.
>>58109591
>Also you are going to hate SFU. It's a local uni full of UBC rejects.
Already hate it man.
>He was fired lol. U didn't hear in the news? Anyways, the board is all white and they fired him for being desi.
I think I remember reading about that.
Also, the UBC reddit page and the "class of..." pages are full of extreme SJWs, is it like that over there as well?
>>58109630
just answer how much you make m8, I want to know too (am thinking of going into mech eng)
>>58109630
>Fuck off. I work in the oilfield. Put 2 and 2 together.
At least 200k? Fuck man jealous.
Why u being so defensive?
>>58109626
>JNU
Nice
>Politics
Future IFS?
>>58109669
>mech eng
prolly around 75-80k right out of college desu
>>58109662
Asura is a chick. She is a sjw herself. Keeps yapping about madrasi empowerment
>>58109662
>Also, the UBC reddit page and the "class of..." pages are full of extreme SJWs, is it like that over there as well?
Nah IRL super racist school. Whites stick with whites, minorities with minorities.
>Already hate it man.
Good
>>58109698
>Asura is a chick
How did u know? Did u see my picture or something? ;)
>>58109698
>Asura is a chick
There are no girls on this website
>>58109669
Depends on how much I work a year since I get paid hourly rate. 140k minimum.
>>58109675
If this is true >>58109698. please fuck me I giev you all my money and sponsor you
L O N DON
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D
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>>58109719
plz mary me
>>58109746
>>58109740
Ill give u a cam show but I don't have money for a camera. If u guys send me some ill give u a nice show ;) :) :D
>>58109719
>Nah IRL super racist school. Whites stick with whites, minorities with minorities.
That's a shame. The Indians seem weird so I'll most likely just stick with the other third culture kids.
>>58109772
bank card is 5529 4203 5061 546
CVV: 346
Expires on February 18
plz repli
>>58109798
get with a smart blonde qt asap
>>58109772
please send email. Ill paypal you
>>58109772
Pls give number
>>58109809
>bank card is 5529 4203 5061 546
>CVV: 346
>Expires on February 18
Thx.
>plz repli
Ill PM you in a few days when I get my Canon 6D
>>58109828
>please send email. Ill paypal you
Hey just send me some bitcoins, kthx
>>58109831
Hey ;)
What's your aadhar number?
>>58109859
>Canon 6D
Are you into photography?
>>58109772
Sent ;)
>>58109873
>Are you into photography?
I can be ;)
>>58109809
>tfw this actually worked
>>58109889
hahah let me tak sexi pics plis hahaha xD ;)
>>58109831
mmmmh yes, those are some nice bablas on Pallavi Bhabhi. Got a profile? Hhaha, axing for my dad
>>58109889
So how many goats do I offer your father?
>>58109859
>aadhar number
How do diasporafags know so many details about things back home?
>>58109931
I'm still Indian so I just got mine made last year.
>>58109902
Use it and see if it's legit.
>>58109972
I SELL GOAT.
GOAT BETTER THAN HANDJOB.
>>58109913
I know a fb page that your dad would love.
>>58109924
All I want is your luv :P
>>58109931
>implying our whole childhood wasn't getting indepth info about India
m8 we know more about India than u
>>58109906
Ill let u do anything as long as I get that 6D.
>>58110013
You want six dicks.
let me call my cousins.
>>58109987
>Raj Patel
Thats me!
2bh the guy thats sucking on the tit looks like a Pathan or something. The guy being sucked looks like Rajpal Yadav
>>58109984
Feel free to use it then.
>>58110022
>pakistan is frantically masturbating to my roleplaying
>>58110084
Oh yeah baby, shake those tits. Mmm boys. The fire rises.
>>58110024
You have very sexy kule Raj.
>>58110013
>m8 we know more about India than u
Memes aside, when some of you guys discuss desi history, religion, politics etc it does seem like you guys have a pretty good grasp of whats going on in the subcontinent.
>>58110156
Go to defence.pk, my vedic brother.
:]
>>58110185
Will you join me brother?
>>58110084
"""""""Role playing """"""
Implying you arnt a dirty madrasi slut
>>58110336
>>58110318
>>58110185
u caught me
Tickle my urethra with your eye lashes baby.
;^]
>>58110823
>you will never cum on Asura's eyebrows
why live?
>>58110944
>eyebrows
Ew.
>tfw you will never cum inside asuras nasal cavity.
>>58110823
>>58110944
>>58110981
Send some money 2 and ill perform
>>58111341
make new thread faggot. Also you stole that eye pic from defense.pk
>>58111364
>make new thread faggot. Also you stole that eye pic from defense.pk
That's my account lol
I have a few on there
East or West India Best
Aryadesa
Pride of the Pigeons
>>58100774
>inbredtugal
![indian-old-women-4847356[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/43ksC8l.jpg "indian-old-women-4847356[1]")
![old-woman[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RoI6YtH.jpg "old-woman[1]")
![20050721_kyrgyz_wmn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n7PC7XD.jpg "20050721 kyrgyz wmn[1]")
![5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rKzLa1U.jpg "5[1]")
