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desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/: 30 is the holy number of hindus, buddhist and jains

Lalon edition

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9v1gFhxXEc

"What does nation look like?
I've never laid eyes upon it.
Some use Malas,
others Tasbis, and so people say
they belong to a different nation.
But do you bear the sign of your nation
when you come to this world or when you leave this world?" -Lalon

invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans and Burmese (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood + (full blood) AmerINDIANS + Gypsies + west INDIANs + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + people from the INDIAN ocean + speakers of INDO-european languages +Tibetans
Welcome: anyone else but.....
Not Welcome: Hijras
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>>58057254
How tall are you?
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>>58057300
5'3
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>>58057403

haha manlet squire
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>>58057432
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>>58057403
I asked for height, not penis measurements.
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>>58057537
162 cm
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>tfw no Charli XCX gf
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*bobbles dick*
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post pic on Indian guy with flag shades say "let's do this boys"
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>>58057579
Are you shorter than most people in Bangladesh or do you feel normal when you visit?
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>>58057662
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>>58057664
Slightly shorter than the average male height in Bangladesh so it's not a big deal there. Women are on average 4'11.
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>>58057254
>Not Welcome: Hijras
Fuck you
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>>58057917

Is the one in the beige pregnant?
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>>58057917
m8, fuck off. No wants these kinds of """"people"""" here. /desi/ has become extra gay recently and there's no need to add muh third gender shit in these threads.
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>>58057974
That's the ideal body type, not what you see on Victoria Secret models.

>>58057979
You are a mean person.
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>>58057710

wrong one.
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>>58057640

Proper desi kudi
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>>58058339
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1460917618409.jpg

>>58058219
Are you some kind of faggot?
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>>58058362
>looks like a Latina
>dressed like a stripper/prostitute
>proper desi kudi

?
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>>58058626

Not all desi kudis are the paragon of virtue, right?
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>>58058619
TY

>>58058626
yaar, she is fair tho
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>>>/pol/71286952

Pigskins are the original "WE WUZ KAING" claimin every1 else's history
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>>58058827
Sure, but Charli XCX is anything but "proper" or "desi".
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>>58058827

Manmukh is a shiite super into taqqiyya

He's grooming desi girls. Virgins sell for top dollar on the bagdad slave market.
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>>58058888
at some point, white 'aryans' did invade and settle india, it's why you have some 'white' indians, not to mention ancient texts describing appearances or depictions of hindu gods

white =/= europeans, though europeans are also descendants of another group of these invaders
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>>58057640
>gf
She's the type of girl you hook up with for casual sex every now and then. She's not gf material. Don't even think she's a Friends with Benefits type either
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>>58059044

>He isn't alpha enough to mold a girl to his liking.
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>>58059104
>he roleplays on an internet imageboard
m8 everyone here knows you're a permavirgin pudoo patel
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>>58059104
She doesn't seem worth it. Don't get me wrong, I would definitely fuck the shit out of her if I could. But, she seems like the type to get drunk and "accidently" fuck Nigel behind your back.
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>>58059011
I'm pretty sure he's mona sikh
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>>58059145

dileep this

>>58059161

that body is literally build for sex. You can keep her in the basement
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>>58059031
>not to mention ancient texts describing appearances or depictions of hindu gods

as mentioned in my post on /pol/. In art, Indians idealize themselves as light. In reality most are dark.

>at some point, white 'aryans' did invade and settle india,
No they didn't. It was a migration of central Asians who are lighter than most Indians but aren't anywhere near white.

>>>/pol/71291873
>>>/pol/71291897
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>>58059161
>fuck Nigel behind your back.
Is he the firangi Tyrone?
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>>58059173
>I'm pretty sure he's mona sikh

He confided in me he is a Muslim trying to convert desis. His taqqiyya game is on point.
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>>58059195
>migration
yeah, "migration", keep believing that
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>>58059213
>firangi Tyrone
Yes I guess, it's one of those sterotypical /int/ names for a country.

England-Nigel
India-Pajeet/Rajesh
France-Pierre
Germany-Hans
Portugal-Alberto Barbossa
Canada-Chang
And so on.
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>>58059231
>yeah, "migration", keep believing that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Aryan_migration_theory
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>>58059173
I've been keeping my hair and beard for 8-9 months now. I'm not really a Mona. I'll probably become Amritdhari in the summer.

>>58059195
Whitish people or people with heavy "white" genetic influence did enter south Asia either through an invasion or migration. There's no denying this.
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>>58059555

Nice trips

If you are in the orange area, you are white.

Did you guys make it? Aryans ww@? I made it, wew
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>>58059647
me on the left
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>>58059647
>tfw more white than gook
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>>58059752
t. Muhammad "Fish Eater" Khan
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>>58059647
But I'm brown.
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>>58059800
Brown is the new white.
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>>58059779
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>>58059800

Only because of the effect of the sun. You are white, my white friend.

Your new name will be Manfred.

You can call me George.
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>>58059838
Funny enough, South Asians were listed as white on the US census in the 1970s
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>>58059929
Thats funny.
I always put myself down as asian.
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>>58059961
>>58059929
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>>58060109
http://www.statcan.gc.ca/eng/concepts/definitions/minority01a
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>>58060109

>Iranians White
>Pakistanis not

Why is this allowed?
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>>58060233
pakis are brown as fuck and are pretty much indian muslims
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>>58060233
PAKISTAN IS WHITE!!!
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>>58060285

No they are not. Ancient Irano-European blood flows through their skin. You are probably a southie with a crab-in-a-bucket mentality.
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>>58060376
No they are pure dravidian and not smelly indo european pig skin at all.
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>open thread
>still no Bhutan
>mfw
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>assembly presentation about environmental conservation
>Q&A with a representative afterwards
>"How much trash is thrown into the oceans every year"
>some kid screams out "6 million"
>he's right
>start laughing really loud
>everyone looks towards me

Holy shit, I'm still red from the embarrassment. Should I just never go back again?
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>>58061777
Just sit somewhere in the back where they can't see you
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>>58061777
>get trips
>somehow still doubts himself

I'VE GOTTEN SINGLES LITERALLY 43 POSTS IN A ROW. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD GIVE FOR TRIPS??? DO YOU???
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>>58061828
Seniors always have to sit in the front. The presentation only lasted another 5 minutes after that happened.

>>58061834
aap theek ho kya bhaiya?
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>>58061834
Also, I don't really care that much about numbers but I got this once.
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>>58062015
Dress and look differently enough they won't remember
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>>58062095
It was around 400 high school people and literally 40-50% know me.
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Why are you all so obsessed with being white or light skinned?

Is your inferiority complex that bad?
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>>58062188

well I hope you learned your lesson, just stop being a cunt from now on.
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>>58062189
t. Kallu Mallu
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>>58062188
well you fucked up, just pretend it never happened and move on
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>>58062188

fuck I remember when I was in high school and worried about trivial shit like this.

all I can tell you is that none of that matters in the grand scheme of things, just move on and focus on becoming better rather than dwelling on dumb shit you did
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>>58062189

Are u desi?
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>>58062189
tb.h I wish I was dark skinned.
That way I wouldn't get sun burn and I'd have that BIG DRAVIDIAN LONDA
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>>58062333

yes senpai, Muslim too, I speak urdu.

It's just kind of pathetic to put yourself down and praise people for being more light skinned.

If you hate yourself and praise other cultures simply because they have lighter skinned people, you aren't going to get far in life, whether it comes to girls or at work.

you define who you are.
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>>58062430
>It's just kind of pathetic to put yourself down and praise people for being more light skinned.

nah m8 it's just our beauty standard. We don't like white skin, we like fair brown skin like pic of my wrist
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>>58062227
I'm not a cunt, it was unexpected and I found it extremely funny for some reason.

>>58062291
Yeah people don't really care that much.

>>58062327
I know, it's just that the situation was extremely weird because we had a guest speaker from a reputed organisation come to the school and there were like 400 people in the hall.
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>tfw indian muslim
>tfw all the girls that have asked me out have been filipino or hispanic
>literally all hispanic people think im hispanic
>indian people think im hispanic and speak hindi in front of me like i dont understand

how do I look more brown?
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>>58062555
>all hispanic people think im hispanic
iktf
>all the girls that have asked me out have been filipino or hispanic
Nice, I get noticed by those girls too

Which part of India are you from?
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>>58062488
>we like fair brown skin like pic of my wrist

Nah, maybe it's just pic, but your hand looks like it belongs on a corpse. That color looks weird.
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>>58062620

im from the south but south indians are usually surprised when I tell them that.

Im muslim from a muslim neighborhood in madras IDK if that makes a difference.
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Only classics tonite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V4XWq_sRDw


>>58062740
>Nah, maybe it's just pic, but your hand looks like it belongs on a corpse. That color looks weird.

ouch. Post your hand.
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>>58062784
Oh right, you're that Tamil guy right? Kek, I'd be surprised too if one of your people got mistaken for Hispanic. Just stay in the sun a bit longer and you should get darker
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>>58062784

Aren't Tamils Akon black? How u feel about Elam?

I wanna c how you look post yourself
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>>58062828

lel I like filipino girls so I don't mind.

It just cuts deep when desi people don't think im Indian.
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>>58062868
Who cares? You got the language to back you up. And if you have the girls you like attracted to you a lot of the time, when most Indian guys are thirsty virgins it shouldn't matter.
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>>58062853

not muslims/brahmins.

I've only posted my face on /fit/ idk how I'd feel about posting it in front of you motherfuckers.

Plus what if one of you lives in the bay and recognizes me.

pic related, its the girl ive been fucking for a few months.

>at least she thought I was desi
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>>58062999
>Plus what if one of you lives in the bay and recognizes me.

No on is from the bay area here. We are all university students.

Post it m8. And then delete after 15 mins
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ByeSq0oZU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvc7SjY1f0E
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>>58062796
>Post your hand.

No thanks my man.
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>>58063162

I notice u have negative feelings about me ever since u learned I'm a 1/2 way Sikh. Can't help it if my parents used to do hindoo shit.
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>>58063045
Do it first and then he'll do it.

Also, do you study in UBC?
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>>58062999
>Went to Europe last year, tell everyone in France/Germany I'm Italian.Embarrassed to say Indian cus autism

>Oh! Meet Valentina, she's from Italy too

>FUCK

>Reply awkwardly in Telugu.

>Haha..what language are you speaking anon?


>Tfw embarrassed myself in front of 10/10 Italian qt

>Tfw friends still call me Valentino Indi
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>>58063045

here you go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM8wsWBkW0c

>>58063267
>Do it first and then he'll do it.

Baccha don't get involved in situations not pertaining to you.

>Also, do you study in UBC?
Yea.


>>58063271
u know people can tell you're Indian from your accent. They honestly don't care

>>58063273
srsly do it
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>>58063232
I only had negative feelings when you ridiculed the victims of 84 about a year ago.

I couldn't care less about your family's strange religious ways. I have an aunt that's strange that way too, and I don't hate her or tell her to change.
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>>58063271
>tell everyone in France/Germany I'm Italian

literally no one believed you.
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>>58063326
>Baccha don't get involved in situations not pertaining to you.
Ok sorry bhaiya

>Yea.
I'm starting there in August
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>>58063326
Nah they told me thought I was Italian till then. Spent a week hiking with them
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>>58063342
>I only had negative feelings when you ridiculed the victims of 84 about a year ago.

I can't even remember doing that. 1984 triggers me 2bh

>>58063375
>I'm starting there in August
Sauders, right? Should have gone to UWO.

>>58063377
How awkward was it? Why would u pretend to be mlecch?
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>>58063437
>Should have gone to UWO.
I'm not smart enough and it's too small

Also I might transfer out of Sauder.
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>>58063377

how? Didn't you speak to them in English? In your hilarious gulti accent?

Lel I dont believe you at all. First of all, how does someone so socially retarded even go to Europe AND hike with white people.

Sounds like you have no balls.
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>>58063471
>Also I might transfer out of Sauder.

Do so. Sauders is 1 building at UBC and it's full of chinkis

>>58063488
This. No 1 has ever confused a madrassi for an Italian
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Arunachal Pradesh belongs to China
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>>58063543

you forgot to use the paki proxy
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this big titty jailbait got cucked

https://twitter.com/Sharmin_Shah/status/721823998796029957
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>>58063568
>>58063543
>Arunachal Pradesh belongs to China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v67otk5uSvk
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>>58063508
>full of chinks
I know but there will be less this year. They made the admission criteria harder for people with poor english writing and speaking skills.
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>>58063590
>https://twitter.com/Sharmin_Shah/status/721823998796029957

Jesus what a fucking whore
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>>58063590
>https://twitter.com/Sharmin_Shah/status/721823998796029957

holy fuck she is qt. How did that ugly fuck get a girl lirk her?
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/desi/ is the most boring as fuck general on /int/. Mostly diaspora sucking each other off and posing how desi they are and have desi cultural roots and ties while having none of it in reality. Literally the DESIGNATED general on this while fucking site.

Just kidding, where are my funny memes?
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>>58063651
her "boyfriends" response

https://twitter.com/david_reznikov/status/721833082010103809
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>>58063590

cucked by a white girl.

in 2016

what a shame
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>>58063672
Hello paki
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>>58063672

bhai how do you stand living without youtube?
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>>58063672
me on the right.
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>>58063670
desi women are superficial whores who see white men as superior

watch in like the next while she'll start dating some other white dude

maybe even a nigger

and twitter will be like "yaaaaa that dude fucked up! she bad"

she already gained like 8000 followers

fucking normies
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>>58063828

She's Iranian tho
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>>58063691
>https://twitter.com/david_reznikov/status/721833082010103809

Lol, what a whoreish piece of shit

Westernized Desi women are cancer. Obnoxious and entitled, I fuckzone them and ruin them. I hope more and more beta chodes wake up to this reality and do research into that "innocent grill" they want to marry
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>>58063844
she's clearly not wtf
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>>58063846
>>58063932

Is she actually desi? FUCKING RAANDI BITCH. Hope she dies lol. Send video and guy's comments to her family, 2 her nanke
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>>58063745
YouTube is unblocked.
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>>58063846
>>58063974
she's gonna get blacked

look at all her retweets, majority niggers lmao
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>>58063974
>>58063998
desi women are MADE for Dravidian dick

T. Subramanian
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>>58063846
>>58063932
>>58063974

you're all clearly virgins lmao
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Man I wish I was dravidian instead of Northie street shitting untermensch.
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>>58063998
>>58064023
get a load of this loser>>58064040

Prob thinks we should allow our women to become raandis like whites b/c "muh equality"

anyone who doesn't think desi women should be raandis is a virgin

lolol
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>a bunch of grown men talking about the drama of teenagers at 1am

Time for me to go to sleep.
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>>58064040
Desi roastie detected

Why is it that everytime a woman gets called out on being a whore the standard retort is all about vagina?

"Lol virgin"
"bet u can't get laid"
etc etc
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>>58064040
not a virgin cunt

and i don't give a shit that she's a whore at the age of 17

i just find it hilarious she got cucked by a white girl

and the dude absolutely destroyed her and exposed her as just a fuck toy lmao
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>>58064157

lel didnt mean to reply to you

>>58064147
>>58064101

Good luck finding a girl that is also a virgin in this day and age and get married with your small north indian cocks.

sincerely,

T. Subramaniam
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>>58064347
>Good luck finding a girl that is also a virgin in this day and age and get married with your small north indian cocks.

Dis nigga gonna get married to a cock carousel riding slut

LITERALLY LMAOING right now

Imagine this.

10 years from now, when you are sitting down with your "wife", have a look at her tender face and imagine how many other men have been in and around your childrens mothers mouth. Now she kisses your children, and you, with that same mouth

No hymen
No diamond
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>>58064492
>No hymen
>No diamond

#REALTALK

>>58064347
>small north indian cocks.

m8 you're literally a madrassi. Dick blacker than a starless night. Smaller than a pencil too
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>>58064492
>getting married
>not just having kids with your gf
>the current year
shiggy diggy
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>>58064620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pvBnaZTlsQ

stop worrying about children/raandis/wives. Aaja nachle
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do you guys wish desi skin colour was seen the same way as europeans and mid-easters?

that tan/olive skin is beautiful?

instead desis crave pale skin and try to look like cancer patients
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>>58063271
kekked
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>>58064708
a lot of whites do legitimately like darker skin though. good desi skin sometimes looks like silky bronze or even gold. tanned white skin is more like caraml
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>>58064708
Never had a problem with my skin color.
I also hung out with basketball americans and listened rap which might have had something to do with it.
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God damn why does Punjab have the best culture in India?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_HaezV0DqI
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>>58064708
Desis are just naturally insecure
They shit on anyone who's darker than a northeast indian with albinism
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>>58064800
>p*njab
>culture
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>>58064846

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fRNtqD2UBU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5gN-JdPHSM
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>>58064886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xduAFF7AjO0
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>>58064765
only slutty white girls like black skin

patrician women love olive-tan skin
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>>58064933

Keep it comin!
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>>58064886

>punjab
>culture

>mfw punjabis are known as the dumbest kind of desis
>good for nothing but owning 7/11s
>cant into math or science
>fight for the white man in the war
>still lose most of their land to pakistan

Literally the biggest cucks of the human race
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>>58064986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liG5pPb3rJI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9zbzfzZpCI

I'm Rajasthani but even I can admit that Panjabi music is the best
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>>58065069

lol @ his shitskin madrassi. Bleach that darkness ugly fuck
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>>58064944
>women
>patrician
chole na
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>>58065069
>cant into math or science
Vinod khosla co founded sun

Vinod dham invented the pentium chips
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>>58065151

>fight for the british
>britain gives their land to pakistan
>hindus try to destroy them in 1984

>white people think they caused 9/11 despite muslims doing it

C U C K

U

C

K
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>>58065212

>punjabi

also

>touting about what your people did to help a foreign corportation in a foreign country
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6NxWb5eSB4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE7Fa5c7cgA
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>>58065296

it all sounds the same try hard copycat music
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>>58064347
>Good luck finding a girl that is also a virgin in this day and age and get married with your small north indian cocks.
> all women are westernized whores
Someone's either idiotic or bitter.

>>58065069
Abdus Salam was punjabi.
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>>58065278
>Says an Indian in the us
Also they are punjabi
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>>58065069
i thought pashtuns were seen as the dumbest
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>>58065335
>Abdus Salam was punjabi.

That guy was so debonair

>>58065324
w/e dirtyskin
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>>58065368
Take that back or I'll blow your house up and rape your children.
t.1/8th pashtun
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don't like the way punjabi language sounds or how punjabi music sounds
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Doesn't /desi/ hate Jusreign?
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>>58065414
especially dislike the modernised punjabi music where they try to act like african americans
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RAPISTS
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>>58065423
>/desi/ is one person.
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>>58065423
I don't find him particularly funny

le brown ppl are different white ppl jokes get old fast

and north americans are generally inept at actually being funny.
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without bias what do you guys think is the best sounding language in the region
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>>58065458
ooga booga where the southie women at.
>>58065477
Urdu hands down.
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>>58065477

Punjabi followed by Hindustani (not Shuddh Hindi or Shuddh Urdu those sound ugly)
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>>58065477
They're all pretty dreadful.

Punjabi, Telugu and Hindi are particularly bad though
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>>58065477

marathi
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>>58065496
>>58065516
>>58065528
>>58065531
lel, the contrast of answers
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>>58065528

t. madrassi

Why do u shitskins even come to /desi/. We aren't even the same race, our culture is different. We are worlds apart. Go to /Africa/ thread
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>>58065554
The more sanskrity ones are a bit nicer.
@58065570
(you)
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>>58065570
>shitskin calling someone else a shitskin
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>>58065477

all of them would sound nice if spoken properly, even the ugliest ones

related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIa7VYxC9og
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>>58065477
North: Urdu. Hindi is meh, Punjabi is ridiculous
South: Malayalam, but they all sound alright

>>58065516
> Shuddh Urdu
> ugly
What a faggot
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>>58065611

>when she starts spitting out syllables on rapid fire
wew
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Can we partition India again making India and dravidstan.
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desu desi languages are shit-tier versions of farsi
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>>58065790
DELET THIS

farsi sounds so effeminate my man
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>>58065788

>not having to have your taxes go to the most backwards culture in the world that cant even shit in toilets

where do i sign up?
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>implying any of you here has ever spoken or even heard proper Hindi

Shuddh tatsam Hindi is patrician af
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>>58065901
>Shuddh tatsam Hindi is patrician af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g7_K_f9NkU

yea right. Sounds retarded. Can't even understand wtf he is saying
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>>58065833
some accents in iran yeah, listen to an afghan speak farsi. majority of desi loanwords are from farsi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=godf_s-n1mU
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>>58065972
>majority of desi loanwords are from farsi.

No they aren't. Majority are Arabic words.

ishq
kursi
darwaza
etc

all Arabic words the farsis also use.
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>>58065972
>listen to an afghan
Yeah afghans speaking farsi is nice I'll give you that.

our resident Zoroastrian, could understand some level of Sanskrit via knowing Avestan (the ancient Iranic language), since the two are not very distant.
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>>58065963
>Sounds retarded. Can't even understand wtf he is saying
>ooga booga I'm an illiterate baboon

And the dubbing artist has shit pronunciation anyway.
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>>58066016
>Dari has contributed to the majority of Persian borrowings in other Asian languages, such as Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi, Bengali, etc., as it was the administrative, official, cultural language of the Persocentric Mughal Empire and served as the lingua franca throughout the South Asian subcontinent for centuries. Often based in Afghanistan, Turkic Central Asian conquerers brought the language into South Asia.[36] The basis in general for the introduction of Persian language into the subcontinent was set, from its earliest days, by various Persianized Central Asian Turkic and Afghan dynasties.[37] The sizable Persian component of the Anglo-Indian loan words in English and in Urdu therefore reflects the Dari pronunciation. For instance, the words dopiaza and pyjama come from the Dari pronunciation; in the Iranian Persian they are pronounced do-piyāzeh and pey-jāmeh. Persian lexemes and certain morphological elements (e.g., the ezāfe) have often been employed to coin words for political and cultural concepts, items, or ideas that were historically unknown outside the South Asian region, as is the case with the aforementioned "borrowings". The Dari language has a rich and colorful tradition of proverbs that deeply reflect Afghan culture and relationships, as demonstrated by U.S. Navy Captain Edward Zellem in his bilingual books on Afghan Dari proverbs collected in Afghanistan.[38][39]
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>>58066153
>WE WUZ MUGHALS AND SHEEEEEEEEIT
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>>58065972
I don't want be a NEEERD but Afghan Persian is called Dari.
>>58066016
There's plenty of Persian loanwords too like seb, zamin or divar.
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>>58066016
Thats because bollywood hires starving urdu poets to write item numbers
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waqt = وقت = time
admi = آدمي = human being
insaan = انسان = human being
takriban = تقريبا = approximately, almost
leken = لكن = but
shaitan = شيطان = devil, satan
mabhoom = مبهوم = hidden, unknown future event
shukriya = شكر = thank you, not an exact copy, "ya" is added
khabar = خبر = news item
akhbar = اخبار = plural of above
ajab = عجب = wonder, strange occurrence
ajib = عجيب = strange, derived from above root
ajaib = عجايب = plural of ajab, same root. Punjabi/Sikh name
aql = عقل = mind, intellect
dimag = دماغ = intellect in Hindi, though the Arabic word could mean "head", "skull", and "brain" as well
azam = عظم = great
azmat = عظمة = greatness, derived from above root
silsila = سلسلة = chain, Hindi = series of events
mushkil = مشكل = problem, unclear
hal = حال = condition, state
mahabat = محبة = love
kharab = خراب = destruction
bilkol = بالكل = "all of it", derives from كل
ya3ni = يعني = which means, meaning, also a "conversation filler"
intezar = انتظار = waiting for
mohtaram = محترم = respected
mukarram = مكرم = from كرم karam, generosity
sahib = صاحب = companion, friend, used as Mister in Hindi
adab = آداب = good manners
adat = عادات = customs
aynak = عين = from eye (ain), means spectacles in Hindi
akhir = آخر = the end
alam = عالم = universe
alim = عالم = scholar, scientist, learned person
asal = أصل = origin
asali = أصلي = original
ashiq = عاشق = lover
aziz = عزيز = dear
filhal = فى الحال = currently, at the moment
marhoom = مرحوم = is often used when referring to people who have passed on not unlike allah yarhamuh. Same usage as in rural Egypt
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>>58066251

kalam = كلام = speech, especially the words of a poet
qalam = قلم = pen
kursi = كرسي = chair
ijazat = اجازة = permission
hayat = حياة = life
Ishq = عشق = deep love, extreme passion
saltanat = سلطنة = kingdom
qubul = قبول = agree
matlab = مطلب = concern, meaning
mashhoor = مشهور = famous, known
hirasat = حراسة = guarding
khass = خاص = special, distinct
takleef = تكليف = orders given, mission
dunya = دنيا = world


Most loanwords are arabic transmitted through farsi
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>>58066275
http://archive.worldhistoria.com/persian-words-in-hindi_topic2898.html
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>>58066190
>>58066153
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>>58066251
>>58066275
I recognize maybe half of these words

t. farsi speaker
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>>58066376
Shave your sister's back

and post pics of her butt
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>>58066342
>http://archive.worldhistoria.com/persian-words-in-hindi_topic2898.html

As you can see most of those words are the ones I posted. Not denying there are some pure farsi words in Hindi but the majority are arabic transmitted through farsi

>>58066376

more like

t. Avari

>I recognize maybe half of these words

That's because 1/2 of farsi is arabic.
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>>58066417
You claim all of these words are Arabic loan words to Farsi but at least 50% are not used in the language. I don't usually browse desi so this mix of delusion and hostility permeating from you is interesting. I'll do some translations from here if you like >>58066275
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>>58066342

Lots of these are wrong too

orange-naranji

Narang comes from Sanskrit not farsi

color- rang from Sanskrit.

once - ek bar. We invented numbers this is from Sanskrit

or - ya From Sanskrit

I - main From Sanskrit/pali
My - mera (m) , meri (f) , mere (pl) See above

You - tum , ap (r) see above
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>>58066478
>I don't usually browse desi so this mix of delusion and hostility permeating from you is interesting.

Where do u c hostility?
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>>58066565
Pronouns are definitely from Sanskrit but read the post below with bold words.
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>>58065570
why do telugus hate madrasis?
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>>58064800
Ahhhhahahahahahaha


Balley balley and Lassi is culture now.
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>>58066698
Telugu's are the lowest form of life in India.

Show me one civilized telugu and I'll show you 10,000 sub humans
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>>58066800
Are you a Tamilian ? Why do you hate telugus?
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Do Kashmiris think of P*njabis as Madarassis?
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>>58066739
bhang lassi :DDDDDD


requesting persian ass
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>>58066832
Ass 4 u

>>58066830
Punjabis are drug addicts with 0 culture. They just pretend to me sophisticated
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>>58066826

Not tamilian.

Their culture is sickening, their habits caveman like, hygiene is out of the question, they are backward as fuck in all regards and are obsessed with going to america, living like rats with 15 people in a studio, so they get better dowry at home.

Tell me what's to like about telugus.
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>>58066867
>Punjabis are drug addicts with 0 culture. They just pretend to me sophisticated

They pretend to be niggers. Thug culture, gangta rap, display of material wealth, disrespect and marginalization of women.

Yep. Punjabis were only good as farmers. They have no place in modern civilization.
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>>58066936
>>58066981
I have a theory that T*lugus are just Dravidian P*njabis
The similarities in """culture""" are amazing.
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Rate my pronunciation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12qJxvPF2VF
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>>58067067

Telugus, Punjabis, Biharis and Marathis are holding India back.

Some bengalis and kannadas are ass backwards too, but no where near as bad as the above 3.
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>>58067089
Central Asian/10
Can understand, but needs more practice.
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Gujjus and marwadis are the worst desu.
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>>58067235
>Central Asian/10
Weird. Why?
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>>58067252
stay mad
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>>58067252
This desu.

Gujjus, Madus and cow belt should be gassed
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>>58067268
Probably because I associate Russian with a more manlier voice.

>>58067223
Bengalis are the worst. Commie bastards turned WB into a shithole.
Kannadiga are not a problem. Their main city is overrun with pleb northies and they're too cucked to do anything.
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>>58067252

While they lack in class and taste. They do contribute to the economy. I can live with that.

How many telugus, punjabis, biharis and marathis does your workplace employ? That should speak volumes about their contribution to society.

These cunts are unemployable because they lack education and join the local gangs supported by extremist political parties who support them like pet dogs.
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>>58067428
They hoard wealth and are absolute misers. It's only. Slows the economy.
On the other hand punjabis and bhaiyas are relatively more liberal with money and contribute to the economy.
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>>58067428
>contribute to the economy

O I am laffin. They're the biggest tax evaders. And they're crooked beyond hope. At least the working class is honest and pays their taxes.
Fuck the entire business class.
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>>58067491
>hoard wealth
Gujaratis and Marwadis drive the economy, employers of resources.

P*njabis and Bh*iyas are merely consumers.
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>>58067517
>provide employment
>literally make India industrialise (and do a better job than the government which you send those taxes to ever did)
>upgrade the economy

>commies complain about le taxes
smdh
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>>58067428
I can't tell one south Indian from another so idek mallu or tamil or telugu but in general south indians are intellectually superior to the rest of the country.
Bhaiyas and biharis work hard and are excellent rote learners.
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>>58057254
Best to Worst cities

Blore

Hyderabad

Mumbai

Chennai

Ahmedabad

Chandigarh

Shit

Delhi

Shit flowing put of Delhi

Kolkata


>>58067428
Lumping Telugus and Marathis with Bhaiyyas and Jews.

I can smell the sheltered middle class
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>>58067491

UP bhaiyyas can be very hard working. Biharis on the other hand are worthless.

You fell for the "kanjoos marwadi" meme. Gujjus and Marwadis spend a fuckton on leisures. Whether its food or overpriced weekend movie tix, these guys will travel in joint family packs and quarrel among each other to pay for everyone.
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>>58067581
>Bangalore on top
>Mumbai figuring in the list
>C*nnai
>Chandigarh not Numba 1
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>>58067608
>kanjoos marwadi meme
this
being kanjoos is about buying the cheapest groceries or haggling when you buy stuff, not about simply not spending money. The more money you save on individual purchases, the more purchases you can make
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>>58067651
I've grew up in Navi Mumbai so that's more of an emotional judgement. replace Mumbai place with Chandigarh
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>>58067608
>implying there's any difference between bhaiyas from anywhere.
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>>58063271
I always claim to be a Nepali because people think of Nepal as a peaceful country with no autism and Nepalese is basically mispronounced Hindi
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Is it weird that my english accent changes when I'm speaking 'hinglish' versus normal english?
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>>58067581
> Bang a' loo
> Best

Bangalore used to be called a land of thousand lakes. Where are those lakes you ask? They have been dried up by private water suppliers, either selling water tankers or bottled water.

Why have they been emptied you ask? Because Bangalore is a shit tier city with no city planning. Their drinking water and sewage water pipes mix at various locations, leaving contaminated water supply for the whole city.

Not to mention, the city hasn't scaled well with the population growth. Power cuts every day, unreleastic real estate prices, there is no street corner without traffic problems. Not to mention their kannadiga supremacists who are a menace to every non local. If kannadigas are so great, why were they stuck in the past till the IT companies came in?

Bangalore is an total shitfest, a lesson in how not to run a city.
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>>58067812

Yes, you're pretentious as fuck
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>>58067608
Maadu and Baniyas are not kanjoos, they just don't have any white money.
Deserve the oven desu

Indian Hitler when?
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>>58067859
>Indian Hitler when?

Did you miss the 2014 election results?
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>>58067850
No I'm not, I've lived the majority of my life outside India so it's different when I'm speaking to my parents in 'hinglish' versus anyone else in english

What does being pretentious have to do with that?
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>>58067954
Indians are just bitter that you don't have to live in india 2bh.
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>>58066275
>>58066251
Going through them one by one I realized I underestimated badly. Just fuck my shit up fameelay.

Poet's speech: I'm unsure about which single word would describe this best (and it depends on the kind of poem being recited) but it's not "Kalam". We do use the word "Kalaam" though, it's the name of a type of cabbage that grows in Iran. (Coincidence?)
Pen = Khotkar
Chair = Sandali
Permission = Ejazeh (Loanword)
Life = Zendeghi
Love = Asgh (Loanword)
Kingdom = Haadshahi
Agree = Movafegh. However Ghabul / Qabul is used in Farsi, it means acceptable (Loanword)
Meaning = Matlab (Loanword)
Famous = Mashoor (Loanword)
Guarding = Hefazat
Special = Vijeh. Khass is used too though (Loanword)
Given orders = Takleef (Loanword)
World = Jahan but Donya is just as acceptable (Loanword)
Time = Zamaan. We pronounce the letter "w" as V and vaght does have a meaning in Farsi. It's used a bit like "when" is in English though "when"'s literal translation is keh (kay)
Human = Ensaan (Loanword)
Approx/almost = Tagribaan (Loanword)
But = Vaali
Devil = Shaytan / Shaytoon (Loanword)
Hidden = Penhaan
Thank you = Merci / Tashakur / Seppas
Current event = Khabaar (Loanword)
Current events = Akhbar (Loanword)
Strange = Ajab / Ajeeb (Loanword)
Strange things = Ajaayeb (Loanword)
Mind / Intellect = Zehneh / Aghl (Loanword)
dimag = ? We have a similar word pronounced Damagh that means nose. (please don't be a loanword)
Great = Aulli. Azam is a name though (Loanword)
Azmat = don't think we have it
Chain = Haalgheh
Problem = moshghel (Loanword)

I don't want to finish please kill me

>>58066565
These are in farsi
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>>58067924
>le Modi is Hitler

JNU pls leave
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>>58068006

Whoops, looks like Englandistan is pissed.

What's the matter, did your supermarket run out of halal meat?
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>>58068006
Yeah seems like that, I'm still just an expat though, not a diaspora.
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>>58068091
finish this sentence for me
Lets take the
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>>58068035

First you say 'Bharat mata ki jai' while I count the cash delivered by adani, tata and ambanis.
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>>58068124

Get on my level with your bantz m8 or alla hu akbar your self.
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>>58068124
Party to the Sharia Zone
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>>58057254
>Tfw gujju neighbour talks to everyday when I get back from gym.

>Wears almost see through nighties. Says I'm getting a body like Ranveer(?)

>Bet you have 6 pack abs anon

>Ehheheh.. Not really. They arnt that visible

>Well show them to me when you get em anon

>Excuse myself mid conversation because I get a boner.


Brehs....
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>>58068241
>tfw I actually live in a partial Sharia zone
When will the misery end?
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>>58068267
Time to cut back on the Savita Bhabhi, son
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>>58068267
what a hot bhabhiat
>>58068226
>>58068241
take a dip in the ganga losers
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>>58068298
Malays are getting cucked by muslims. Hope you guys get your shit together anon. Don't let Malaysia turn in to Indonesia.
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>>58068319
>Tfw didn't know who/what Savita bhabi was till last year.

>Always thought she was some fat Mallu pornstar.

>Only found out about it because an anon posted a mediafire link on /desi/.

How old is Savita bhabi anyway? I mean the comics and stuff not the actual bhabi

Plus my neighbor is only a year older than me. Not really a bhabi, she was married as soon as she finished her under grad.

I sometimes feel bad for desi chicks. Most of the time they have no say on their marriage
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>>58068267

justdoit.png

Who do you think the seethro
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>>58068401
>Literally mfw I talk to her
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