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Historian can fuck off edition
>>58057964
Porque
What's her name /cum/?
Build wall
I should start giving you guys homework
Is there anything more perfect that a white girl with big tits and moderately hairy snatch?
We should return to feudalism but without the Catholic Church
In fact I would prefer a blend between feudal Europe and ancient Greece and Rome during the time of the Republic
>>58058059
what subject?
cum lol
>>58058045
Jazmine
She's white though don't worry
>>58058045
Alexandra
>>58058009
At least you assimilated.
>>58058059
I almost never did homework, maybe once per 100 assignments, teachers hated me.
>>58058079
THERE
>>58058045
Jackie, same name as my mom.
Hmm...
>>58058113
>Well a deal's a deal anon
I’m as corny as Kansas in August,
I’m as normal as blueberry pie.
>>58058163
i made the thread in your honor, friendo
:^)
>>58058045
Thats a guy you idiot
>canadian education
>>58058078
I teach History, anthropology, linguistics, and sociology *I don't get most of sociology tho. The school makes me teach it because the last sociology teacher quit
>>58058109
Tbh it's less work for me
>>58058131
Oh my
>>58058129
Because women are dumb and stupid
Are the chinks in Canada Canadian or have they become so numerous that they form enclaves and complain about oppression?
>>58058182
oh that's pretty cool
was kinda interested in anthropology and linguistics from the 2 liberal arts requirements courses I had to take, but I can't even speak English properly
>>58058200
You just don't give up, do you?
>>58058229
They don't complain about oppression to my knowledge, but they don't assimilate worth a shit in the cities. Dunno how they do in the burbs, but they form fucking colonies in the city. Why do you think Vancouver is such a disaster?
>>58058232
This semesters students for both of those classes are shit. Noone cares. There is no student in those classes with a grade above B+
>>58058229
Never hear about oppression probably because they arent oppressed and are fairly wealthy in general, more like they act like they own the place
>>58058333
fuck off
>>58058371
Say "What's up"
>>58058371
>hi
>what are your hobbies?
>>58058371
>Hi, what's up.
>You look cute, wanna go out?
There
>>58058371
"ayo bby gurl u wan sum fucc?"
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCof5zt7QYQ
>>58058396
>>58058398
>>58058399
NORMIE SCUM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>58058371
pick 1
>>58058421
https://youtu.be/FZQOrBR9fEA
>>58058371
>texting people
>without a purpose
WHY
>>58058182
>sociology
I remember studying it on first semester, literaly a meme asignature.
>>58058421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYbO-7tZn2M&nohtml5=False
Thanks america for burgers and buffalo wings
>>58058470
I hate every second of it
Thanks America for buffalo wings and freedom.
>>58058500
rood
>>58058520
yw amigo
yep
just like old times
The irony of birthdays is that you are less happy than normal days because you expect more.
>>58058637
I'm less happy because I hate being the center of attention.
>>58058637
I spent my last birthday alone. I didn't mind
>>58058516
It was fucking boring and the exams were pretty hard (tough my score was 100). Just remember very little about fucking Marx and Emile Durkheim.
>I drive anything made by General Motors
>>58058709
It's meme studies. I doubt people really use it
>>58058813
Are you actually an Inuit?
>>58058813
luv u
>>58058045
Rhiannon.
>>58058846
Why would you namefag "Inuit"
John Oliver is surprisingly not 2016 in his standup.
who /beach house/ here
>>58058813
Where have you been?
> tfw persian
I'm pale with wavy hair. Straight nose and broad chin
Feels good
>>58058892
u chattin shit m8
>>58058893
here
Why don't you like sports anon?
>>58058953
Boring. Never watched them even when I played them.
>>58058953
I enjoy casually playing them but not a huge fan of watching them on TV desu
>had a great weekend
>have to go back to school tomorrow and don't get a break again until July
FUCK I JUST WANNA BE A NEET AGAIN
How do I join a gang? I think that would be cool. Is mid 20's too old for being in a gang?
I'm gonna cum
>Death Grips's set at coachella ends at fucking 12:15
>I have to wake up at 5:00 am
fuck my fucking life
>>58059099
dont do that shit you dumbass
do you want to die
>Canada
>>58059102
DO IT ANON CUM ALL OVER MY FACE
>>58059099
if you're autistic enough to be posting in /cum/ you wouldn't make it in a gang lol. suburban weed dealer maybe, actual gang? you'd get bitchmade
>>58059144
Yeah. 4chan isn't important enough to risk rangebanning.
>>58058953
>haven't cared about baseball since the curse was broken in 2004
>check them now
>ortiz is still the best hitter on the team and hes 40 years old
>look up his 500th home rune
>ortiz looks like some mafia drug lord now
what a legend
https://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cycle=2016&cid=N00033085&type=I
Before you vote for lyin ted.
>>58058953
I still do.
>>58059201
>voting for rato
>>58059199
Why was my posy deleted?
>tfw no jewish boyfriend
>>58059126
>>58059176
But we could do doo wop around a hobo trash can fire and pull out our switch blade combs. Wanna join?
>Want to go to the kitchen and eat something
>Boner won't go away
I'm not that hungry anyway I guess
>>58059265
Because it belongs in /pol/ tinhat-kun
>>58059201
Already voted for him in Wisconsin :^)
I did it
I killed the hydra
>>58059277
flex your leg muscles, they are your biggest muscles and will force the blood from your penis to your legs
>>58059280
This whole fucking thread is /a/!
>>58059276
so you want to be a greaser?
night buds
>>58059176
Also, you're wrong. I'd be the hardest motherfucker alive. I'm a straight killa.
>>58059265
because you are a dumb frog poster
> tfw you will never join the Imperial American militaries officer school
>>58059293
GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
shudnt u b sleepin ?~
>>58059325
More like those weirdos from the warriors. Only we'd wear capes. People avoid people who wear capes.
>>58059327
night senpai
>>58059355
can you fuckin stop
>>58059339
>red coat
gross
>>58059327
Good night
>>58059356
sounds kinda gay
>>58059353
>tfw controller gets unplugged and Phil won't stop yelling that shit
>>58059399
but that's what makes it good
>>58059399
You wouldn't say that to my face when I have my gang, homie
>>58059373
Red coats are nice
>>58059428
you disgust me
>>58059412
what sort of illegal activities would this "gang" partake in, my fellow anonymous 4chan user?
>>58059099
Join the Hells Angels. Then get shot.
>>58059446
Nothing, we'd help old ladies carry their groceries and wear capes while singing doo wop
Tbh if red tails didn't have race mixing or white guilt it could have been a good movie
>>58059474
pffft some "gang" you got there, pussy!
>>58059487
Not really. It looked goofy dumb from the trailer.
>>58059487
the ending was pretty shit
>>58059474
Frank Reynolds gtfo
>>58059487
I remember in that documentary about autism one of the kids said it was his favorite movie
>>58059503
>>58059505
True
The idea tho was pretty nice. It was an interesting division
>>58059428
Filthy monarchist get the fuck out, monarchy is for Brazil not the us
>>58059546
I want a Washington or Kennedy based monarchy desu
>>58059546
>>58059428
God save the Queen
Just did 70 push ups and am drinking raw eggs like Rocky
>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
>>58059568
Kennedys are bratty hyper liberals.
>>58059579
You said the same thing last night
>>58059588
top tier /tv/ meme
>>58059415
>>58059415
Yanks welcome edition*
*does not apply to Mexico
this general is fucking terrible
Britbongs.
>>58059579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJSFlMCTXE8
M O T I V A T I O N
>>58059608
Yeah but Jfk seemed like he'd be a good dictator
the redcoats are coming
I did it
Im a barrel
>>58059657
Delete this
>>58059686
*in epic pewdiepie voice
BARRALLS!!!!!! XDXD
>>58059635
PUMPED
>>58059619
>posts in this thread are getting deleted for the stupidest shit
>meanwhile in /brit/
stay golden, friends
Anyone else ever watch Arthur here? Great international show desu
>>58059775
Watched it as a kid but couldn't tell you anything about it.
Hey anon!
Stop for a minute and remember this song, think of the memories it brings you.
https://youtu.be/5xxQs34UMx4
>>58059775
Arthur was Hispanic.
>>58059865
Late 90s and early 20s nostalgic as fuck.
Morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
more late 90s
>>58059775
Fucking GOAT
Always on CBBC at 7am followed by Tracey beaker
Hey! DW! wooooooooah ugh!
>>58059927
Good morning
>>58059927
Morning friend
I left my pasta boiling too long again
that was gonna be my dinner...
>>58059937
Haha that's another good one, thanks anon.
Learnt an insanely large amount about myself with week.
Although it was painful I'm glad it happened I think it's good for me.
>>58060007
What happened?
>>58060017
Just some depression and a lot of self reflection
>>58059927
Selamat Pagi
>>58059968
I fucked up some macaroni recently letting it overcook. Horrible feeling watching food cook and not being able to eat it
Good night lads.
>>58060046
Ah i'm still at stage one then
>>58060084
Sleep tight Teacher.
Just saw a commercial with a white husband and black wife. Is the interracial pendulum swinging the other way?
>>58058572
Stop taking credit for our shit, leaf
>>58060151
To be honest black women and white men are probably the most shit on group in the country right now so it would make sense.
>>58060185
Never bud
Canada invented freedom m8 and I intend to use that freedom to steal ur shits
Night lads
First day of a new yob tomorrow woohoo
>>58060151
My stepmom is black. She's more of a mom than my real mom was.
Also I read somewhere that white male/black female marriages have the least amount of cheating, abuse, and divorce rates
>>58060232
Good night
>>58060225
>canada invented freedom
you take that back
>>58060232
Gl famlam
Is there anything this doesn't make better?
>>58060257
We invented burgers and obesity too!
>tfw people always ask me if I have plans for the weekend
>say yeah
>never leave my house
heh tricked them
>>58060305
TAKE IT BACK
>http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/trudeau-respecting-saudi-deal-a-matter-of-principle-1.2859182
Where were you when Trudeau proves that despite his IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR politics, he's a two-faced politician like everyone else?
>>58060007
what did you learn
>>58060349
And guns!
>>58060377
Not going to blog about it right now, I'm in a good mood and it would be a waste of time
>Canada invented freedom, burgers, and obesity
You can consider me officially triggered.
this wifes son meme is a little funny
ill rate it a 6.8/10
Lonely but I'll free I'll be found
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweed...
>>58060402
then why even mention it faggot
>>58060472
Because I felt like it, you going to do something about it big guy?
how the fuck do I install DSfix
I put it in the game folder but it looks like all the settings are already in place in the .ini, but when I start it up its still vanilla
got free dinner tonight buds
>>58060507
How?
>>58060506
>DSfix is still a thing
what a dumpsterfire of game
>>58060506
>DSfix
you don't since it's nonfree
literally cannot do anything right lads
>>58060536
ya I never got the hype.
it was always a clunky, shit ass game.
>>58060519
I'll tell you if you buy me breakfast
>>58060572
Failure is a blessing if you can learn from it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkJf9efNYPg
>white people
>>58058218
Why? You mad you can't get any?
>>58060584
You got me good.
>>58060506
is the dsfix folder inisde DATA?
are the .ini files inside DATA too (but outside the dsfix folder)?
>somebody uploads something I want to watch on youtube
>sound only in one ear
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>58060682
>Later on you find out that one of your earphones doesn't work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBJIbQHTHY
>/brit/ porn thread has been up for over an hour
>>58060819
>Janitors
>>58060819
how can /brit/ keep getting away with this?
>>58060631
yes
>>58060836
>>58060843
>mfw it reaches the bump limit
>>58061017
don't know what to tell you then, sorry. I just installed it on friday and it's working fine
I think I'm unironically in love with football lads
Should I become a coach
Oyasumi minna-san.
Bought a turntable today.
I'm split on whether I should kill myself or embrace it.
A cute
>>58061347
American Football or soccer/ football?
>>58061401
American football
>>58060506
How do you always fuck up installing something?
im sleepy! tell me a bedtime story !!
>>58061455
I DONT KNOW
I dragged and dropped right into the folder
>visit my boomer grandparents' home
Messy as fuck, kitchen's always a mess, stains on the floor, and an entire garage and bedroom filled with junk.
>visit my silent grandparents' home
Organized af. Everything's spotless, kitchen's always clean, junk/useless appliances are nonexistent.
>>58061483
>boomer grandparents
how fucking old are you
>>58061367
why not both?
>>58061476
Just sell your computer.
>>58061472
Once there was a Canadian anon who trust an American.
He's dead now; the American ate him as is their gluttonous nature.
Let this be a warning.
>>58061554
b-but I need it for coursework
nth for Mississippi and Wyoming pls post soon
>>58061496
18.
>mfw thinking of asking for Light's exact haircut when I go up to the barber tomorrow
He was my hero when I was in high school and I've always wanted to do this. I'm skinny so it's not like I'm some fat neckbeard who would be walking around with this haircut and my hair is similar enough as it is. It's probably a really bad idea, though.
>>58061496
not him but my grandparents are baby boomers
I'm 25 (a millenial) and my mom is 43 (gen x)
my family has kids really young though (as you can see)
There was only a 63 year age difference between myself and my great grandfather. We used to email back and forth before his passing.
>>58061472
Once was a young lad from a far off land who wish to sail across the sea
High and low the ocean swelled but still determined was he
By ship he set upon his quest to reach a foreign shore
But when he had arrived there he found it quite a bore
The sand was soft and moon was dim so he went to rest his weary head
To dream of things that make us happy we decided to go to bed!
>>58061589
gross you're still a pup
>>58061609
Amusingly my Dad is almost the same age as my grandma.
>>58061603
>>58061603
>He was my hero when I was in high school and I've always wanted to do this
>open windows up to get some air
>weird bugs get in
>have to use extra bedroom because it's the one place they're not
>>58061661
my step dad is unironically almost as old as my grandmother
>>58061603
if you're no longer a teen pls dont
also
>death note
>>58061742
You should have got some anti bug nets. It'll soon be time that I get them out of the basement.
>>58061803
>if you're no longer a teen pls dont
I'm old but just the other day someone said I look sixteen.
Alright, giving into the sirens of sleep
>>58058182
I want to major in linguistics when I graduate (18 year old senior) what am I in for lad?
>>58061804
I'd get screens for my windows, but I'm on the ground floor of a building and don't want to get robbed.
In May I'll be somewhere else and it will be fine.
I hope with the spreading of diseases by mosquitoes in developed countries now, that we'll finish them off once and for all.
>>58061865
I would consider than an insult desu.
Man up.
who /benzo/ here
>>58061941
No. Bishounen mode is best mode.
>>58061976
If you're into guys or pre-teens then sure, I won't judge.
>>58061941
>go to the liquor store to buy cheap vodka
>lady probably about my age asks for ID
>says I look really young
>t-thanks
>she says "don't worry it's a compliment"
>h-haha
>>58061903
They come early this year because we didn't had a real winter at least here.
I already found the first gnat/ cranefly. I hate these disgusting fucks.
If there's anything you need
All you have to do is say
You know you satisfy everything in me
We shouldn't waste a single day
So don't stop me falling
It's destiny calling
A power I just can't deny
It's never changing
Can't you hear me, I'm saying
I want you for the rest of my life
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you
I followed a YT tutorial exactly and it still wont work
>>58062082
about what
>>58062137
DS Fix
COURT IS IN SESSION, A VERDICT IS IN
NO APPEAL ON THE DOCKET TODAY, JUST MY OWN SIN
>>58062157
>needed a youtube video to use dsfix
holy hell
>>58062176
I DRAGGED AND DROPPED EXACTLY LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO
Dude...
Sissy Californians
>>58062236
Where's the spirit bomb?
If that German who helped with my depression yesterday is here I want to say thanks. You helped me out during a time of vulnerability when I really didn't have anybody else to be there for me. Just want you to know I appreciate it and I'd buy you a beer if I could.
>>58058045
Καλλιοπη/Calliope
>>58061499
One of the vinyls that caused me to buy it was FA∞ so I could just lie dead with that locked groove playing forever...
>>58062268
wew
>>58062226
you may have overwritten something important and have to do a clean install again. I did that when first learning how to do stuff with skyrim
>Friend messages me while I'm having a good time playing video games to tell me he tried to kill himself again
>He thinks he's some kinda special snowflake cause he's depressed
Fucking normies man I swear
>>58062278
*f#a#∞
guess 4chan doesn't like the sharp symbol.
>>58062296
am I going to have to delete all my save data?
>wikipedia uses "gender confirmation surgery" and "assigned sex" as actual prhases
>>58062258
>Καλλιοπη
that's a really pretty name, greek names that start with Calli are GOAT
>>58062300
>tried to kill himself
>again
how do you fail once, you either get a strudy beam and a rope or a gun. Failing twice just shows that you are meant to suffer
>>58062247
I'm here as always. Glad to hear that thinks are becoming better.
>>58062315
That should be it's own file, so just find it and back it up.
Worst comes to worst just do a system reset.
>>58062302
It can fucking hit hard man.
>>58062300
i hate it when i'm about to go to bed and somebody messages me having a crisis and I feel compelled to help them
>>58062315
pretty sure you can just save that and overwrite it when you reinstall. It is important to know that merging files and changing yes to nos in text files is the height of my computing abilities
>>58062343
I'm pretty sure people who attempt suicide multiple times and fail are just seeking attention. No doubt they're mentally ill, but obviously they don't want to die. Not that hard to off yourself if you really wanted. I mean you could go jump off a bridge or neck yourself and 99.9% of the time you are not going to survive that shit. That's why those bitch ass people that "fail" suicide always take pills or put a little nick in their wrists or some shit, cause they don't actually want to die.
>have long eye lashes
>wear glasses
>can never tell if my glasses are dirty or if my eye lashes are in front of my eyes
Is it normal to cut your eye lashes?
Should I try to curl them or would that make me a homo?
>>58062380
its not even changing the ini thats the problem. The DS fix skin wont even show up on the title screen
>>58062404
might as well start HRT now
>>58062404
Don't cut them.
>>58062404
>glasses
you're already a homo you fucking nerd, now gimme your lunch money
>>58062300
>highschool
>get friendly with a fat chick because I'm bored in a class
>after a while she keeps telling me how depressed and emo and goth she is and how she cuts herself and wants to die
>nod and say "mhmm" every single time
>eventually she texts me to go out and says if I say no she won't know what to do and probably kill herself
>just flat out cut off all contact since we weren't in the same class anymore
>surprise surprise she's still alive
Never indulge attention whores with this shit
>>58062423
Dammit...
>>58062425
Why?
>>58062465
>canadian trying to bully anybody
>>58062300
>>58062480
You're dumb just tel them to seek medical help so they can start enjoying life again.
>>58062300
Is he just looking for attention?
Had a few friends kill themselves never saw it coming
>>58062416
just keep searching google for an answer, im sure you will get it eventually
>>58062505
You just got bullied faggot, the fuck you gonna do about it? You ain't gonna do shit.
*flicks ciggie butt at your chest*
>having this much problem with a drag and drop mod
>>58062404
you should try to get contact lenses then
I'M PRAYING FOR BRICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-SapGQUuxs
>>58062566
shuddup, other people on nexus are saying they cant get it to work either
>>58062554
never reply to me or my wifes sons posts again
>>58062569
I tried when I was younger. I have an issue with putting shit in my eyes and even when I would try to force myself I think my eyelashes just made it more difficult to actually get them in my eye.
cumming on american titties.
>>58062614
just accept your girly lashes
if you're really disturbed by it use eyelid tape or glue to increase the depth of your eye crease to prop up your eyelashes but it might splay them out a little bit but at least get them out of the way
>>58062653
What the fuck is any of what you just said
Good night /cum/.
>>58062680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjGVrq_imjg
>>58062704
I hope you die in your sleep
>>58062704
goodnight elephant
Fucking normies going to bed early. Well I'm gonna party in here by myself, and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it.
>>58062876
You got me senpai
>ran out of milk
>weather was horrible the past few days so didn't want to go outside at all
>remember I have some almond milk in I bought to try
>almost throw up
I miss milk
Am I a bad person?
>>58063011
Nah hes just an attention whore.
>>58063011
damn he's getting desperate, now he's pouting
just send a link to a suicide hotline and stop responding
>>58062945
Good to know, my man.
>>58063011
Attention seeking faggot, just like I thought. Tell him/her they need help and that you're there for them, but don't entertain their bullshit for long cause those people are emotional fucking vampires man.
Recently stopped giving fucks.
Life is pretty fucking great now.
mightve fixed it
>>58063079
I fucking told you bro
Just don't even try
>>58063106
Damn though, I should have paid attention.
You were right fàm.
>>58063079
How do you stop giving a fuck? Teach me, senpai.
>>58063079
Welcome to the correct way of life
>>58063139
You have to teach yourself
>>58063139
Just stop... like really it's not that hard.
>>58063183
I don't know how though. I'm a nervous motherfucker and sweating over dumb bullshit is hardwired into my personality. I can only attain not-give-a-fuck level if I'm on hard drugs or booze and I can't keep that up 24/7.
>>58063258
Then you will never be able to not give a fuck.
You probably need to go through a shitty experience get dragged through the mud before you can acquire this ability.
fucked up the grass somehow
>>58063350
You playing on a toaster?
who /#gf2016/ here? I made it boys. After working on chemistry/some chem e we basically spent the day cuddling, making out and watching /comfy/ anime while doing the above two.
However my body cockblocked me when I got a bloody nose in the middle of making out.
>>58063350
i did that too when i had it installed
i think its cause AA is set too high
keep it anyways, the grass is hardly in the rest of the game anywaya
How do I stop my jaw from getting tired while smoking pole.
Do I just have to practice more?
>>58063406
>making out and watching /comfy/ anime
I was really happy for you until I read that, because I believed you.
>>58063429
Don't go for black Cock right away, start on Asian then Anglo and then see how you feel
>>58063460
>was going to make the anglo joke
>remembered this isn't /pol/
>remember how long it's been since lurkin
;__;
>>58063460
He's not black.
Also, I don't go around doing it with everyone, I'm in a relationship.
It sucks, I have to stop at least 5 times for about 30 seconds before making him cum.
>>58063440
I don't know how to make you believe me laddie, we watched Princess Arete (/comfy/ as it gets) and started to get into Kill la Kill (she hadn't seen it and liked Inferno Cop/LWA) but got distracted ;)
Can I get comfycore recommendations? A friend said watching Bakemonogatari with chicks with a high enough power level got him laid so that's something I wanted to try.
>>58063507
>I don't know how to make you believe me laddie,
post pic of her with a timestamp in front of anime you chucklefuck, if she's in to watching anime with you, she'll definitely pose for 4chinz
>>58063540
>posting identifying information about a cute girl on /cum/
Just believe me you fucking baka.
Also she ain't here. It's not like I'm spending the night with her, that's tomorrow ;)
>>58063585
>Prove to you that my gf exists? What? That's ridiculous! Of course she exists! I can't prove it to you because that would be stupid so just trust that my blog-length posts riddled with emoticons are the result of actual events that have occurred in my life
t. (You)
[garbled yelling]
SOME FOLKS INHERIT
STAR-SPANGLED EYES
