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Catalan independence edition
cara
nara
>>58049209
autism
Kero Kero Bonito
>tfw round face
>>58049198
it's time, lads
*kneels down, prostrated, facing towards Mecca*
>>58049230
meet me in epping forest at 2am tonight lad
Why is this thread full of workingclass northerners
>>58049298
can i pinch your cheeks
anyone ITT have supernatural abilities of some sort?
for example im supernaturally good at hiding weed. i bet we all have some skills that we excel at above and beyond what other humans can do
>>58049301
Will you make it painless?
lads
>>58049298
would you trade with me? I have reasonably defined face but my head is about 5kg heavier than a normal persons
want to kill myself but don't want to die
don't know if i wasted more time spamming this than people did answering it desu
Should have been depression edition. Do normies get depressed? Do they ever feel self conscious or awkward?
>>58049272
post this again and I shall rend your head from your shoulders
>>58049298
>tfw sucked-in cheeks but slight double chin
Fuck sake
Not even fat
>>58049310
good lad
>>58049327
I've got the gift of the gab. I'm quite persuasive, people like to listen to me talk and I can hold their attention for a while just yapping on and on.
>>58049352
I'll try, I mean how hard can it be right haha
never done it before though so I'll bring a sledgehammer to make sure I get the job done in one hit
Kyary
>>58049309
none of us have jobs
grimefu
>>58049310
what a based cunt
only reason I've not killed myslelf is there is always a chance it goes wrong and leaves you even worse
>>58049420
They say they do to look like damaged goods and get attention but every one of them sleeps soundly at night.
>>58049327
I'm decent at maths
I self taught calculus when I was 15
>tfw posted face on /brit/ last night and got good responses
ahh yse, very impressive
>>58049395
cant wait for VR experiences to allow us to play around doing that type of stuff.....
it's been my 20th birthday since I woke up 47 minutes ago
going to be spending it alone and preparing for uni exams
don't have any mates at uni, to that end could I have some (you)s instead of friends? thanks, appreciate it x
>>58049480
>4music
>grime
lol
>>58049518
you didn't actually think we were being serious did you?
oh deary me
>>58049441
Can you vocaroo something? I'm genuinely interested
>>58049518
Post it again qt
>>58049509
thats pretty impressive actually
bet you're a chinese kid haha
>>58049548
happy birthday m8
did you get anything?
i can't stand girls who don't wear frocks. they shouldn't wear anything else
>>58049518
link
>>58049548
In a similar situation lad
Have a good one
>>58049548
>revising
>>58049567
Not now, house is too quiet but if you post in /brit/ after 10pm tomorrow to remind me I will then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhinC9eVKR4
>>58049327
i have an almost superhuman ability to suppress feelings of remorse or guilt
>>58049519
really nice variety of phenotypes on display here, I raised some guppys last year but I underestimated how far they had come. My entire crop survived the nursury stage and I tried to put them into the community tank and they all got slaughtered by the tetras or by behing sucked into the filtration
was a bit of a massacre as I watched on helplessly.
>>58049577
nah, just a massive autismo
my parents had to take me out of school so I've been "homeschooled" (they mostly just left me alone to study what I liked) since I was 11
>>58049548
*hug*
/brit/ is here for you lad
>>58049581
Ty mate, didn't get anything yet and I'm not sure I'll get anything since my family don't really celebrate birthdays.
>>58049327
can resurrect the dead desu
>>58049548
happy birthday lad
>>58049691
Do you/did you go to uni?
>>58049552
so?
she's a host on 4music but also a DJ on rinse FM
>>58049209
how are you caralad
>>58049691
>had to
how come?
the westmids poster who turns off flags when he posts is an absolute fucking cunt
>>58049548
happy birthday senpai
>tfw 20 soon and in similar situation
>>58049441
Same after a couple of lines haha
Opinion: John Williams is the Beethoven of our time
>>58049727
holy shit we've got a warlock in our ranks
>>58049548
>>58049747
made you this btw
>>58049765
bored af about to call it a day bby hbu
Can we just fucking get on and legalise weed then
>>58049772
one of the most ironically stupid post in history
>>58049327
supernatural? no. I wield green magics though, turned from black magic long ago but still wield it when necessary to protect others from rogue arcane magisters.
I'm beginning to hate all of you
>>58049617
sorry what course do you do again?
My girlfriend and I call each other cute sweet. <3
>>58049817
same. it's been a long day.
Post something you think only you do. When I look at myself in the mirror I have to elongate my face because I hate how my resting face looks. Sometimes if im in the toilet and I take a dump, piss and have a wank all after the other, I imagine myself as a wizard concocting a potion.
On a bullet train
Bang bang!
>>58049757
yeah I am, but only technically as I don't go in for any of the lectures or tutorials
>>58049831
You too babe x
>>58049890
*dies*
>>58049804
>Tfw scientifically engineered immortality is just decades away
>Tfw we could very well have elite wizards rule the world
>>58049875
doxable info
going to roll an incredibly cheeky joint
>>58049889
do a poo in the shower every morning
>>58049910
Oops :/
https://youtu.be/ENXvZ9YRjbo
;_;
>>58049910
*fucks your dead body*
anyone else really like BBC Proms?
>>58049766
autism mainly
I'd fight with other kids, interrupt my teachers, wouldn't wear the uniform etc...
What does /brit/ think of these places?:
>Prague
>Cesky Krumlov
>Krakow
>Warsaw
cat look like janny lol
>>58049939
good lad
>>58049966
it's okay, I can't truly die anyway
would haunt you if i could
feel like dying
>>58049990
all shit
>>58049981
Yes, it is great.
>>58049990
cheap pissup
what
concentration camp
concentration camp
>>58049990
good choice
>>58049875
he does law at liverpool (2nd year)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAko-4BO7zI
>I'm beginning to hate all of you
>>58049990
>Prague
never been
>Cesky Krumlov
never heard of or been
>Krakow
never been
>Warsaw
never been
hope that helps
>family go on holiday
>I break in and live there
>they come back two weeks later
>can't kick out because squatter's rights
>>58049990
prague is like a naughtier version of amsterdam the rest is not worth it
>>58049990
full of subhuman rapebabies
am away for a shite lads
>>58050021
meet me in epping forest tonight at 2:15am m8 x
>>58049826
kek fuck off westmids
You are genuinely the worst poster on /brit/
Kinda sad what happened to the American natives isn't it, lads
If only we could go back in time and preserve their existence
stop talking about death
appreciate the wonder and glory of life
>>58049889
>When I look at myself in the mirror I have to elongate my face because I hate how my resting face looks.
im the same way, i keep my eyebrows up when i look in mirrors and i do it unconsciously a lot in day to day life, especially when talking to or listening to people. it makes me look like i always have a question to ask even when i dont.
>Sometimes if im in the toilet and I take a dump, piss and have a wank all after the other, I imagine myself as a wizard concocting a potion.
i do this but i don't do the wizard potion thing, though thats a very cool idea. i might entertain this idea the next time i "make a potion"
my mind always wanders to like... someone who lives in the sewers using all of that DNA from my... bodily excretions.. and using it to create weird monstrosities or clones of me.
so we do similar things but think about different stuff while doing it. i guess a lot of guys dont like their resting faces and imagine weird shit going on with their cum, blood, piss, puke, etc.
>>58049993
delte
>>58050061
>13KB
got poleaboo banned for ban evasion earlier and he hasnt shown his face since
feels VERY good enforcing justice
captcha: FOAL memorial
>>58050097
don't care
what exactly is the point in "squatters rights"?
What does /brit/ think of these places?:
>London
>Birmingham
>Liverpool
>Manchester
You know when you take a dump are you supposed to piss at the same time?
should I wank?
>>58050150
no
you should go to a doctor lad
>>58050142
>shit
>good
>shit
>shit
>>58050150
piss first and flush it lad so it doesn't splash back into your bumhole x
>>58050142
great
shit
shit
????
>>58050142
alright for touristy stuff but not much else
better than I expected
greatest city on earth
fucking shite scorch and salt the earth
>>58049890
how long is your journey?
bit gassy lads
>>58050142
Each full of various types of subhumans.
>>58050142
>london
not really like other bits of britain, just a big city desu
>birmingham
lots of pakis but has got good nightlife and green space and good food
>>58050186
96 wasn't nearly enough
>Scouse dialect
Why does this sound so bad?
>>58050236
the irish
Imagine having a perfect facial structure, lads
>>58050236
FOY
>>58050213
>implying I give a fuck about that
>>58050136
we squatters feel like we should be able to squat heavy anywhere we want. in restaurants, in gyms, on the street corner, etc.
>>58049614
>>58049794
Thanks mates, really hope your birthdays turn out OK. Post in /brit/ on the day I'll give you strong (you)s.
>>58049747
>>58049816
Ty spainposter you are a strong mate and I can see you're a good lad too.
>>58049581
>>58049692
Thanks for the (happy birthday)s these replies do really make me feel good and definitely cheered me up. I'm happy to spend my birthday on /brit/.
>>58050236
it's northerners in general lad
there's a reason we had them in the mines
>>58049885
goodnight m8
>>58050142
>liverpool
scummy but quite nice in the centre, full of scousers though
>manchester
good city overall, decent transport but sorta tries really hard to be trendy
how fast can u run a mile
What does /brit/ think of these places?:
>New York City
>Los Angelas
>Chicago
>Dallas
>>58050154
pls respond
>>58050236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIvNjWobzA
>>58050236
tfw scouse but accent isn't too strong and literally get compliments on my voice constantly whenever I'm outside the city
feels goat believe it or not
got to do 100 pages of analogue microelectronics tonight lads
>>58050305
>New York City
I liked it
>Los Angelas
Never been
>Chicago
Never been
>Dallas
Never been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biVEtQQ_9mo
>>58050305
>FOY
>FOY
>FOY
>FOY
>there are people in this thread who haven't been to every city in England
life was much better when I was a teenager and didn't care about anything
>>58050305
shit
good
good
shit
>>58050305
it tastes right, it feels right
is burning
all things go, all things go
oh how I wish Dallas was in Tennessee
>>58050358
good tune
>>58050305
>nyc
manhattan seems epin, dgaf about brooklyn or the other bits though
>LA
literal disgusting pile of shit ugly city, also movies
>chicago
isn't ny or la but is still big
>dallas
suburb sprawl nightmare
>>58050305
this is good bantre
anti-scouse types probably think this makes us mad
WE CLOSED A LORRA LORRA MINES
>>58050358
my mum used to sing this to me
Some German girl who's a postgraduate student at my uni sent me this huge article to read when I said I was thinking about voting out
https://www.opendemocracy.net/brexitdivisions/kalypso-nicola-dis/letter-to-my-british-friends-for-europe-s-sake-please-stay
>Scores of Europeans on the continent these days would like to hug a Brit – at least virtually! – to make sure you get the message: this is your family, it may be broken, it may be dysfunctional, it may even be on the verge of a collective nervous breakdown, but it is the only one you’ve got. Sure, you have far flung cousins on the other side of the pond and the other side of the world. But these are just that, distant relatives who happen to speak your language.
Get to fuck I have far more in common with a Canadian or an Aussie than a fucking German
>>58050364
Even Chichester?
>>58050444
>80s TV presenter
reckon shes a paedo?
>>58050474
I've been there
>>58050448
cute :)
>>58050465
reckon she wants to shag you
>>58050506
where you supposed to quote something?
[hunger intensifies]
>>58050474
been there
shithole
What does /brit/ think of these places?:
>Madrid
>Seville
>Bilbao
>Barcelona
lads, anyone seen those white RAW skins? whats the difference between them and the normal brown ones?
*yodels in your general direction*
You know when youre outside, watching people go by, do you ever wonder what theyre thinking? When im outside im just really self conscious and anxious to get to my destination. What do they think about? In a way are people in the public not real? I mean they have their complex lives but we will never be apart of if. Whats it called...sonder?
>>58050486
im sure she had loads of weird fetishes
shes probably done it all, every strange sex act under the sun
don't know why i look forward to the weekends, they're always shit. weekends are only enjoyable for gf having normalfags tbqh.
would absolutely kill to be an orchestra
>>58050579
*uses the sound to locate you*
*takes the shot*
gf said I'm no longer allowed on /brit/ lads
she says you're a bad influence
this is the last time
>>58050559
capital
nothing
nothing
supposed to be nice
spanish are all fookin thieves though
>>58050579
*yodels back*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
give me 17 reasons why i should even vote in the referendum
protip: you can't
>>58050465
>wanting to leave the EU means you hate europeans
Freakin' epic
>>58050559
would like to visit all of them 2bh
viva
>>58050599
kill her, we can help you dispose of the body and give you an alibi
>>58050582
>normalfags
as opposed to menthols or roll ups?
>>58050587
Join a community orchestra
>>58050648
what a terrible, cringeworthy post
>>58050599
Thank fuck, I'm tired of your shite
accidentally jizzed on my face. hope i didn't leave any residue on there, i have an interview tomorrow.
oh well.
>>58050559
>nice big city with no real history but lots of stuff to do
>hot maybe?
>literally the guggenheim and a boring city
>touristy and filled with thieves and skating lol
>>58050668
good for your skin
should have rubbed it in
>>58050668
standard procedure to scan all interviewees with a blacklight now
>>58050641
I don't know lad, I love her a lot
>>58050664
bit rude
>>58050615
yeah
at the end of the day who cares who your government overlords are (disclaimer: as long as they're not stepping into your life too much like in north korea tier dictatorships)
at the end of the day you're still on just some fucking land, doesn't matter what country its in politically. people should smoke some ku$h and chill out, let the jews fight their battles between themselves and count their money afterwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3BXVTF7mw
>>58050188
2 hours on bullet train, 3:40 total
wew
going to get a haircut tomorrow
>>58050699
I licked a bit from my lips
>>58050732
p much this
stay high people :)
>>58050599
*pours a bit of my tinny on the ground for lost lads*
I like rock music mainly but sometimes I listen to girly songs about them crying about being treated like shit by an alpha male and pretend it was me that did it
is it just me
>TOMORROW is a new start
Anyone else keep telling themselves this? xD
>>58050736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re7xoPXXisk
grime proms 2bh
>>58050717
you'll forget her eventually
>>58050615
if you don't care enough to need convincing then don't bother
>>58050799
Ripe for impregnation tbqh
odds I wank
>>58050848
1/10000000000000000
>>58050794
yes. it is just you. there aren't many preople with that level of crippling autism
>>58050820
wow, good shit
>>58050848
reroll for you
>>58050826
was just shitposting, i'm voting by post from here which has been a ballache to set up 2bh
small butts lads
Really enjoy renting a flat all by myself instead of flatsharing lads.
all of the images on my phone have mysteriously gone down in quality
>>58050891
You foiled my plan to reduce the IN vote one by one
have this weird fetish for sticking my willy in girls' fannies lads
>>58050932
millionaires out
>>58050891
people outside of the UK shouldn't get a vote you're having your minds poisoned with EU communist nonsense
>>58050898
very unattractive
>>58050898
>butts
End yourself, rebel scum.
slightly bigger butts lads
>End yourself, rebel scum.
>>58050983
girls love their fucking watches these days ennit
have been fucking around doing nothing for weeks taking advantage of being a student but i think the bubble burst and i finally realised that im finishing uni in less than a month and will have to force myself to apply for jobs and go to interviews and finally learn to drive and properly be an adult its too much pressure bc i cant even leave the flat without having panic attacks and wanting to die (haha)
>>58050964
Why don't you go fuck a hyena?
When it's dark I can't even see ya.
>>58050935
i reckon the in turnout could be pretty low 2bh, kinda worried that ppl are just saying they'll vote to remain if they don't care that much and then just won't vote. cos the leave vote will be out in force obviously
>>58050963
>thinking i listen to spaniards opinions
pls
>yfw you recently wanked off a man and made him cum
>yourself
>>58051027
what the fuck is that on the left
>>58051088
yer mum
>>58051064
do a masters
>>58051087
I've wanked off other men and made them cum before
feels great
>>58051028
Looks like we have a Washington in our midst. Die, traitor.
>>58051087
can you do this to me
with your mouth
>>58050998
>>58050998
>>58050998
we're all in here lads
>>58050932
Where? How much /month?
How big is it?
Feel like a small flat on my own would be comfy, but reckon it might get a bit annoying living in it
>>58051120
fuck up bender
redpill me on stoicism lads
>>58051120
no you havent
JANNNYYYYY!!!
>redpill me on stoicism lads
*expresses self*
>>58051064
see>>58051119
put that shit off for another year, and then wallow in despair
its great
>>58051164
I've sucked two willies in total.
>>58051119
HATED doing my dissertation so i dont think i want to really
plus more debt
manlets BTFO
beth
>>58051226
manlets will never learn
>>58051155
Or does the bubble reputation distract you? Keep before your eyes the swift onset of oblivion, and the abysses of eternity before us and behind; mark how hollow are the echoes of applause, how fickle and undiscerning the judgments of professed admirers, and how puny the arena of human fame. For the entire earth is but a point, and the place of our own habitation but a minute corner in it; and how many are therein who will praise you, and what sort of men are they?
I'm a born stoic desu
already had all the traits before I even heard the word
>>58051151
Bedfordshire, decent sized 1bed flat for £525pm, freshly renovated all over. It even had a proper gas hob (most cheap properties have electric) which I considered a must-have due to my enjoyment of cooking.
It was unfurnished though so it was a lot of work, but now after a month and a couple of visits to Ikea I have finally settled in.
FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS
>>58051265
well poo you
desu i thought that too but it grew on me just in time to finish and not do anything about becoming an adult
>>58051321
>FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS
FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS
>>58051297
*nods along as if I understand*
>It even had a proper gas hob (most cheap properties have electric) which I considered a must-have due to my enjoyment of cooking.
>>58050932
Doing this soon
Can't wait desu fucking hate having to share the kitchen
my mum don't know your mum
stop telling man you're my cousin
>>58051304
Sounds nice
1 bed flats cost 800 pm where I am, fucking London commuters
>>58051321
potentially will just off myself
FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS
FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS FEDORAS
>>58051388
get a lot of people commuting to london from fucking kobe do you
F E E T
E
E
T
>>58051397
i thought that too
>>58051397
have you never had a job before?
Northern England > Southern England
>>58051427
Yeah mate, planes always packed, can never get a seat
>>58051064
>he hasn't got a job already
:/
this sandwich wasn't too bad desu considering i had to mix the butter back together. looked like curds and water.
suspect is hatless, i repeat, hatless
>>>58051397
>have you never had a job before?
*raises Nazi flag*
hahahah funny!
>>58051441
This is funny especially coming from a yank
>>58051436
just a part time one while at college then a temp between first and second year of uni
Got a uni exam tomorrow that I'll almost certainly fail. Do you reckon they'll let me retake?
>>58051486
New England > England
>>58051473
send out an apb for a suspect driving a......... car of some sort. heading in the direction of.... you know that chilli place
>>58051119
I did a master and got a job as a Research Assistant at the uni before I finished.
It helped that I had by a large margin the best marks in the course tbqh.
Not very impressed by this so called bullet train
East Midlands is just as fast
>>58051515
>students
>why yes I simply must have a gas hob in my property. I am quite the cordon bleu.
Last one
>>58051441
The UK and America are like weird opposites. Here the north is the best and there the south is the best.
Strange how that works.
Huh, incredible... you're all programmed automatons
>>58051541
fuck off poindexter
>It helped that I had by a large margin the best marks in the course tbqh.
>>58051559
>and there the south is the best.
Nah the South is shit tbf
>>58051559
In most countries it's the north that's the best
bump
dont let the thread die
*shoots a hot load on your face*
>>58051559
>and there the south is the best
I am worthless scum
>>58051527
>Number of New English empires: 0
>Number of English empires: top score
>>58051593
*tells my hitman to take the shot*
would do ella eyra
>>58051588
The further north you go the less true this is though. Bit ironic innit.
about to have a cheeky late night meal
>>58051559
think you mean the opposite la, easy mistake to make though
*takes a bullet to the torso*
*falls hundreds of feet off the train into a river*
ffs
>>58051548
It's amazing how much Newkie Brown spits on our faces to pander to yanks.
>>58051559
Agreed
>>58051586
>>58051608
Yankees BTFO lol!
>>58051620
>bragging about enslaving and abusing people the world over for several centuries
This is what separates the moral and kind New Englanders from our barbaric and less civilized ancestors
Lads is there a word to describe all this modern shit
aka pansexuals, communists, transgenders
>>58051680
fuck off hick
last time I use craigslist to hire a sniper desu, wrong fucking target again
>go say hi to /deutsch/
>they call me fat
>>58051608
I smell someone bagging carpet.
made dinner lads
>>58051692
Degeneracy
>>58051692
queer
Don't know why we stopped using the word, it's not bad
>>58051692
>>58051692
go on
>>58051710
deutsch and sverigetrad are utter fucking cunts
even hilo latino are friendlier
>>58051692
progress
>>58051692
>modern shit
>communists
thoughts?
>>58051671
I just like it because its easy to find and just the right amount of sweet/bitter.
>>58051700
I'm the king of dogtown
>>58051727
I mean a normal word that normal people won't cringe on
>>58051747
you know what I mean
>>58051772
stop replying to me
>>58051648
Agreed
>>58051689
>Number of lingua francas invented by New England: 0
>Number of lingua francas invented by England: the only one that matters
where can i find other humans like me
>>58051753
my dream
>>58051800
on the internet in far away places
>>58051775
Normie's don't know shit about Hitler's policies and will think you sound smart.
I've used it in front of a group of college sjws and they actually pondered it. Just compare our societies to the fall of the Roman empire.
>>58051775
Post post modernism?
>>58051797
>implying the lingua franca is English
It's American
>>58051787
Nah
>>58051797
They invented one language. You ever heard of bix nood?
>>58051836
list me some lad
so apparently some europeans living here have started this "hug a brit" campaign to convince us to stay in the EU. look at this swede hugging a brit, doesn't it just melt your heart?
>>58051710
Hey fatty bum bum
Hey fatty bum bum
>>58051836
>Normie's don't know shit about Hitler's policies and will think you sound smart.
>I've used it in front of a group of college sjws and they actually pondered it. Just compare our societies to the fall of the Roman empire.
Nobody thought you sounded smart. You sounded like an autistic reactionary who was bitter because he couldn't function sexually
>>58049548
Pretty different situation, 6 days ago was mine, but happy birthday. It gets better, hopefully.
>>58051800
my ashtray
>>58051886
me on the right
>>58051915
generic autistic reply
>>58051759
>>58051800
somewhere that isnt here so please fuck off
>>58051886
that fine young british fellow would be better off with his home country as an independant soverign nation
>>58051886
cant really think why any european countries would go to war with eachother now or in the forseeable future
none of the real ones at least
>>58051886
Where the fuck does this EU preventing wars meme come from? That is due to NATO.
>>58050806
Tomorrow never comes.
>>58049327
really good reflexes
can catch almost anything and ive never lost a fight
>>58050352
do this please
>>58049371
NICKY
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