impending doom edition
cara
Bellend stinks of skips
Kyary
sex with big willys inside girls fannys and sucking on big boobies and that lol
Have dreams and aspirations now lads
I have found myself
>>58052038
Get a grip
>>58052038
what are they?
>>58051965
A reminder that The Hunger Games is a Running Man ripoff.
>>58052038
hugs are life changing
>>58051995
>>58052076
not really
if anything it's a rip-off of battle royale
>>58051965
Is Britain going to leave the EU? Or will they obey their capitalist rulers and step back in line?
>>58052072
Want to, at the very least, retire to Japan
Hopefully become a freelance developer and then travel the world innit
>>58051995
nice facebook meme pal!
can someone tell me why the fuck dark souls 3 is so shit
died about 10 times now on the first fucking level
i like m83
why are you all ignoring me
me and the gf
gonna do a sleep
participating in a stress rn lads
>>58052125
Howling
ISIS livestreamng their own version of the running man when?
>>58052112
always thought this
>>58052129
it's because you're a gay homosexual
>>58052129
git gud
>>58052149
HAHA, wow! You guys are edgy! You're anti-establishment, which means you're cool!
Oi, I bet dose kids are goinna pay some big dosh for doise records!
>>58052143
cause your a cunt. I'm your dad and i fucking hate you.
>>58052076
The only tolerable YA thing I've watched is Maze Runner desu.
>Valve have their own in-house orchestra, the Valve Studio Orchestra
hmm
Who else here gets frisson? I'm talking that near-orgasmic response, not just 'yeh tune mate'.
That feeling expanding through my body is a marvellous experience.
>told doctor I probably have mental health problems
>he only cared whether or not I had suicidal thoughts
>told him not really and he coerced me into saying no
>send me out the door with crippling depression anger problems and possible schizophrenia all because I'm not a looney schizo
>>58052206
I thought they just commissioned the Seattle orchestra whenever they wanted stuff
why the fuck were there books mentioning marxism from before Marx was born
>>58052197
>I found The Maze Runner tolerable
>>58052192
>>58052112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwb2glCshzY
>>58052168
M8 this is the perfect place to retire
>>58052268
Yes.
>>58052233
it's hard for doctors i guess they probably see people with problems like yours all the time but there's not a lot they can do
fresh grime choon lads
https://soundcloud.com/novelist/novelist-tax-the-mps
tax those bloody MPs
>tfw wanking with your roommates and trying not to be the first to cum
>>58052114
>Boss nigger officially endorsed the remain side this week
Well that's professional of him.
>>58052314
grime. The perfect name for that shit.
>>58052231
fuck off edm festival cunt
>>58052349
rorke
>>58052339
>tfw you're the last one and they're staring at you
good thing i dont have stage fright desu
just did a post
>>58052241
They probably do 2bh
Music is still great though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciL7OKWSu10
gunna do some sniping on battlefield
need something not intense
>>58052339
>>58052373
You gay?
Sky channel 906 lads, quick
https://soundcloud.com/cravemoore/corbyn
choon
>>58051284
>America
going to wank lads I'll be back in a bit
>>58052381
And as usual with rebel scum, it was terrible.
>British """""people"""""
>>58052255
illurminati planned it desu
global elite, bankers, jews
>>58052442
As far as I can tell, only 3 of those ayys contain British DNA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hbDwEAGlQQ
painful to watch
>>58052343
“Mercifully, this American president, who is the most anti-British American president there has ever been, won’t be in office for much longer, and I hope will be replaced by somebody rather more sensible when it comes to trading relationships with this country." - Nigel Farage
>there are people on this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't read "Patriotism" by Yukio Mishima
enlighten yourselves you scum
http://www.mutantfrog.com/patriotism-by-yukio-mishima/
>>58052485
Fucking hell
Fucking brazilian shithead
>>58052513
Although I can't vouch with 100% certinity, I think a few presidents from 1776-1812 may have disliked the British more
>>58052510
>>58052567
what is it lads owt good?
>>58052485
shit actually cp do not click
Cannot fathom why anyone would waste so much of their time posting on this shite.
Fucking do something more useful with your time. Utterly pathetic
>>58052603
child porn la
>clicking on links
kek, amateurs
>>58052513
>want to have a wank
>can't find anything that caters to my fetish that I haven't already wanked to a bunch
>>58052631
>implying I can't shitpost and do something useful
brainlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
is everyone getting arrested because of that brazilian now
maybe le_smug_man was right after all
>>58052704
eurgh probably 2bh
>>58052442
fetal alcohol edition
>>58052704
Is this a meme or is it actual CP? Don't wanna click and find out if it's true
>>58052704
fuck sake i hope not
>>58052584
Nah, that was just Americans attempting a bit of banter but due to having the handicap of being yanks, they were pretty autistic and didn't fully understand what banter meant.
>>58052655
>tfw the public will realise they need farage but it'll be too late
At least we can say we supported him
>>58052691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ43eKaWmWw
>>58052759
actually cp lad
if i lived in an american colony under british rule i really wouldn't have minded 2bh
>>58052759
it's actual CP, I clicked it before somebody posted what it was, see you on the other side of the fence
>>58052631
And that is why you fail.
>>58052691
>Immigrants, fuck yeah!
>>58052670
try a new fetish
>>58052816
>>58052793
Shit lads I hope the judge doesn't go too harsh on you
>>58052691
Always so obsessed with us.
just watched half an hour of farage
want to post a funny gimmick but can't think of anything
>>58052908
Your life
>There are NEETs in this very thread
>There are people from Grimsby lurking as well
>>58052873
Nah la I'm pretty much locked in
Wtf? Josie hates Brazil now
>>58052927
haha
>>58052927
ouch
*deletes history*
*changes IP address*
Fuck sake, lads
>>58052901
Can't Barage the Farage
Also, he's racist as shit
>>58052793
>>58052816
You'll be alright. I remember years ago someone tricked me into putting a really long string of letter and numbers into google, they said it was the most hilarious thing ever.
I did it and it brought up a google search about the best way to kill the yank president and where to download cp from.
I bricked it for a straight month and capped the entire thread to show to the party van should it knock down my door.
It probably put me on a watchlist but I think they maybe account for random first time blips being mistakes or pranks.
>>58052129
because you're shit and probs blocking attacks like a scrub
>>58052963
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
You can't fool me, pedoscum
>>58052369
>he doesn't get frisson from Debussy or Dvorak
You quite literally have no idea what you're missing out on
>being (you)
shit meme
Pakis tho
>tfw most cuck porn is interracial
I just wanna see cuck porn with all white people in baka
>>58052991
kidding desu, not the first time ive seen it on 4chan, they always get me and i never learn
might have to roll a spliff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA9XFzxTTOQ
post video game music
>>58053073
should just stop watching porn while you can tbqh
>>58053054
she's quite fit ngl
quite fancy having a 'sheed gf (not a quisling or anything haha)
>>58053054
does this cumslut have a tumblr anywhere anymore?
her old one, im12irl, was closed
Wonder how poleaboo will fair in prison
what is a minimum security prison like? any pics?
You can't get done for accidentally opening an innocuous link to child porn
Simply can't happen
Unless gchq starts a investigation into that imgur album
You're all being a bit suspicious with this
You've not got anything to hide have you?
>>58052813
I know you guys get taught America was a concentration camp ruled by the imperials until George Washington switched off his targeting computer and fired a proton torpedo into Big Bens exhaust port, but the colonies actually had it the best in the empire.
Taxes were 7 times lower than in the UK and you were essentially left to your own devices until a certain officer in the army named G. Washington started a little war involving the French and indians, but that wasn't any sort of master plan to engineer a war between the different powers so he could manipulate the situation to become supreme chancellor, that would just be silly.
>>58053123
>fit
fit means shes in shape and healthy. how do you know shes fit from her face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na360I-dfXg
will be on my commuting train in 5 (five) hours
>>58053154
This
It's more about saving and sharing it, not seeing it
>>58053154
they all saved it and i tipped off the federales about the link
>>58053154
got nothing illegal to hide
>>58053123
Yeah I don't know why but that hawkish nose and tan skin really gets to me.
>>58053134
Haven't seen a new one from what I can tell, naw
>tfw didn't click on it
Feeling absolutely smug right now. Enjoy prison lads.
>>58053177
>>58052922
Why the fuck would you even hang around to get a portrait taken of you surrendering? I know yanks like to throw this out as an example of us being shitter shattered but can you provide an example of this ever actually happening elsewhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ3lGKLDHk4
gchq's here lads
>he doesn't browse /brit/ using a virtual machine within a virtual machine behind a polymorphic proxy that changes it's IP address every minute while using chrome in incognito
You lads are just asking for it
>>58053162
>>58052813
http://pastebin.com/Zz1iwaFJ
think you might like this
farts are rank
>>58052932
How the fuck does a yank even know where Grimsby is? I didn't even know until I heard about it in that Youngs fish advert from a few years ago.
>>58053177
shut the fuck up
>>58053198
> hawkish nose
not a fan
>>58053178
noice
>>58053257
this except that my computer is also in Antarctica and i use a special dialing wand to type
>>58053264
It's a new Sacha Baron Cohen movie, The Brothers Grimsby
>>58053178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSbHLU18Q7c
>>58053261
Virus do not click
Redirects you to CP
>>58053281
Thought, I would rather get with a Persian qt rather than some Indian/Paki
special agencies have better things to do than arrest normies that clicked on some cp that was on an anime imgage boards
>>58053109
enjoy
>>58053281
explain to me the logic behind fit from seeing a girls face?
>>58053348
the fucking machine poster is right
>>58053348
>that flag
>that post
pull the other one
>>58053376
thanks lad
>>58053263
I just can't imagine what a yanks sounds like when he uses these bits of slang.
>>58053396
anime
>>58053348
reported to mi6
>>58053419
cringeworthy
>mfw I hear a yank saying "wanker"
>>58053396
words can have more than one meaning, I believe that is what's happening here with you and this lad but I cannot be sure
sorry i am autistic
>>58053419
>fards are reng
>>58053264
Eurotruck Simulator
>>58053440
WEW
>>58053467
Or twat. Why do they think there's an O in there
>>58053509
kek
>>58053419
rank is normal slang in the US
>>58053548
Fuck off twonk.
>>58053526
>twot
>>58053440
>ywn have a cute paki girls with a body like that
someone fucking hold me ;_;
so let me get this straight
people go to uni for 3 years just to learn 1 single foreign language?
>>58053526
it's right there
>>58053467
youve literally never heard an american say wanker
>>58053595
hmm...let me seee...yes yes that is the case
>>58053595
But the government gives you dole for it though, its a win win
>>58053548
ur a wangkur and a twod!
>>58053613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTXLb1rswrY
alri I'm back from my wank
>>58053613
waahd a whaaangkurrrr
>>58053582
Who /comfy Sunday night baseball/ here?
>>58053440
>>58053675
I need a paki gf.
>>58053648
but hes openly mocking the way we'd say it. no one says it unironically
>>58053659
was it a good one?
>>58053682
fuck off yank
Josie is recharging her batteries
>>58053648
why would you bother interviewing people who are adapting shows for audiences of other english speaking countries?
absolute bottom tier cretins
imagine living on a tiny grey shitty island
>>58053595
>tagging it on the side of my very prestigious degree
good feel
>>58053712
ye lad
"WA+K+R"
Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him.
Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98.
Could anything, anything be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in.
>>58053718
>fuck off yank
>>58053613
I once heard Superman say wanker when he met Manchester Black, it was fucking weird to hear that from America incarnate.
>>58053764
>Tattoos
In the dustbin it goes.
>>58053780
no really
>Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him.
>Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98.
>Could anything, anything be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in.
>>58053764
imagine
>>58051965
What film is that? Not Children of Men, is it?
>It says here you spent 3 years and £40,000 learning German
>Why should I hire you over this German man who taught himself English (for free)
>>58053812
fuck off limey
58053812
>no really
>>58053829
the running man
>>58053829
shit bait
>>58053793
>american icon
>created by a canadian jew, played by a brit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIgge9-i24
wew
>Why yes, I am an American citizen.
>>58053829
the walking woman
what do you think of these places:
>brockway
>ogdenville
>north haverbrook
>>58053890
>God save the Queen
>>58053216
Lots of these exist
It's almost as if people want to document these events
>>58053162
No one thinks that
Is Ulsterlad back yet?
We're gonna start a /brit/-Christian rock band
>>58053921
i really enjoyed riding their monorails
>>58053878
Pretty fitting. America is just a glib facsimile of Britain.
>>58053921
They're from the simpsons
>>58053879
he's gone bananas
genuinely worried about the shit the brazilian posted
imagine living on a tiny great shitty island with terrible landscapes, shit food, shit weather, and generally depressed people
>I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
>>58053956
He's still banned, didn't reset his IP when his lease ended last night either
Smh
Is there anything better than seeing an argument between an american and a french lad
the two most arrogant nationalities with inflated self worth
>>58053793
>large hurricane has hit eastern united states
>national guard called in to clean up and bury the dead
>rain pours from the sky and rolls down their faces as they dig a grave for a young boy who drowned in the floods
>"so..why'd you join man?"
>"to help out and serve my country"
>"how about you?"
>"i saw an ad for man of steel with the national guard"
![Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1982-089-18_Waffenstillstand_von_Compiègne_Unterhändler[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G0OE9mT.jpg "Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1982-089-18_Waffenstillstand_von_Compiègne_Unterhändler[1].jpg")
>>58053216
>>58053982
you forgot "under god"
>>58053957
me too, the monorails really put them on the map
>>58053952
That doesn't count because they were there at gunpoint in an occupied nation.
So I ask again for you to show me someone choosing to be in a portrait showing their tactical retreat.
Show me the one of the American commander performing his tactical retreat sat next to the head of the Vietcong.
Is Ulster retarded or does he just have static IP
>>58053982
I bet i could call the police on you for sedition and your police would arrest you because your country is filled with cucks
>mfw i realized that you're literally looking back in time when you stare out into space
>you forgot "under god"
>>58054052
Both
Havent you heard his nonsensical vocaroo rants?
>>58053978
I'm sure you can move to the mainland. I didn't think Hawaii was that bad 2bh.
>you forgot "under god"
>>58054069
technically everything you see is in the past, even if it's only nanoseconds or whatever but still
>>58054052
He has static IP
You can reset it but only if you switch off connection during the lease end
>>58053985
fucks sake, the silly sod
>mfw i realized that you're literally looking back in time when you stare out into space
>>58054103
hampshite xD
>I bet i could call the police on you for sedition and your police would arrest you because your country is filled with cucks
>I post fedoras
>wake up
>the conservative and unionist party have not legalised marijuana
>>58051965
>>58054126
I'm not hampshire
Hampshire stopped posting in /brit/
Choosing my words wisely from this point
>mfw I'm posting this to anons future self
business idea: start an international meme database museum with the modus operandi to ensure the survival of memes throughout the ages
>>the conservative and unionist party have not legalised marijuana
travelled almost 3 hours in time today lads
How the fuck could anyone live in a planned city like Milton Keynes?
does it have a high suicide rate?
>>58054020
>Hitler tracked down the exact train carriage that the Treaty of Versailles was signed in and had it transported there for the French president to sign Frances surrender in
Don't mind seeing a woman in a hijab but am not a fan of burqas lads
>>58054204
ask the new worlders, most of their cities are the same
>business idea: start an international meme database museum with the modus operandi to ensure the survival of memes throughout the ages
>>58054045
Lol? The German ambassadors were in the Hall of Mirrors at gunpoint?
The USA just wanted a painting of the event
>"WHAT! I can't believe someone would actually want a painting of these event! God!"
Here's one. took like five seconds of googling "peace treaty painting"
>>58054226
>>58053982
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8LnlzQyVJg
>>58054226
this
why does britain have such shit landscapes?
>>58054243
No
Britain looks like depressing fucking dogs hit
New world places pulled off the whole modern thing well
>>58054220
He then had it destroyed so it could never be done again
>>58054226
I want to fuck a girl while she is wearing a burqa. I find covered women very attractive.
>>58054254
how many were painted after the fact
>>58054286
Ice age
What does a dogs bit look like
