Indian edition
BERNIE THE KEK
Yanks make terrible threads. Fuck off.
is josie a man
third for mates
t. kev
just proved the quantum theory lads
>>58055143
>this level of bootyblasted
lol
>>58055163
braver men than you have called her that
anime
HE
haha Pooop XDD
>>58055202
fair play
do u ever post butt
are maggy
Yanks are just the cutest little things.
>>58055236
no and nor has Josie
whos josie will she be my friend do you reckon mates
p.s. im not not a robot
Tracer
Is Canada the worst thing to result from the British Empire?
*makes a film*
*gives it a single word title*
ah yes
>>58054951
>>58055008
>be 9
>school has group for advanced kids
>theyre building some model
>want to get in so i can fuck it up
>ask teacher if i can join them
>screen me using some kind of iq test where i build a cube with oddly shaped blocks while being timed
>get 130
>first time im in there i smash the model
fucked a british slag while in thailand
>can't even kill the first boss in Dark Souls 3
think im just gonna end it
*makes a film*
*"in which... [50 word title]"*
ah yes
>>58055310
>gives it a title
pleb detected
>>58055337
>falling for le pointlessly dificult game meme
bad effort
>>58055301
No, America is.
>>58055345
I'm talking about my films, of course they're for plebs
my kino is different
>>58055337
literally how
just fucking dodge him and get him down to half health then when he transitions, get in really close to him as if you keep distance, you will get fucked up.
is there a /brit/ irc?
>>58055381
america is the most powerful country on earth though
>>58055332
I hope you bagged up and got checked when you got home.
>>58055381
>still mad about the War of 1812
>>58055385
post letterboxd
remember that girl you fancied when you were in year 10 lads
>>58055398
Only a reddit flags skype group
>>58055436
STYLE
>>58055439
I don't have a director page, i'm that underground
>>58055411
And a powerful smelling turd is still a turd.
>>58055424
She gave me a blowie without out a condom obviously though
might be fucked desu
>>58055444
Madison, yeah...
I stabbed her in the wrist with a pencil
>>58055444
im actually gay hehe~ x
>>58055444
my ideal gf for sure
no other girl will ever make me as happy as she would've
>>58055466
so are you saying countries are turds? not an argument
>>58055425
Your country is the US, France, Spain, the Netherlands and the Sultanate of Mysore? Because that's who Britain was fighting in Europe, America and India simultaneously during the "American" Revolutionary War.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Revolutionary_War#Britain_vs._France.2C_Spain.2C_Mysore.2C_and_Holland_1778.E2.80.931783
They even attempted to invade Britain. I bet you yanks don't learn about that in school
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armada_of_1779
>>58055444
no lol
i remember the two that liked me though
*everyone starts clapping*
>>58055444
Yes, her name was Frances. I never tried anything because I always talked myself into thinking I was too inferior when compared to her. I probably was and still am in fairness.
>>58055463
post one you watch kino on then
>>58055543
I don't watch kino, I make it, I live it
>Your country is the US, France, Spain, the Netherlands and the Sultanate of Mysore? Because that's who Britain was fighting in Europe, America and India simultaneously during the "American" Revolutionary War.
Those of you that work, how are the women in your office?
I cant even fucking believe how dumb all the women are in all the offices I've worked in. I'm not even a misogynist but seeing women hired way more often than men out of college seriously cannot be a good sign of things.
Single women now buy homes in america at higher rates than single men do
>They even attempted to invade Britain. I bet you yanks don't learn about that in school
>>58055622
fuck off misogynist old man
>>58055622
I rarely have to talk to any of them, so its nice. Most are total retards and can't go 5 seconds without saying "like".
>>58055630
Hope he has his power tool and screw licences
>>58055508
war of 1812 isn't the american revolution lad
what are women?
>>58055699
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
>>58055666
Checked
>>58055622
>I'm not even a misogynist but seeing women hired way more often than men out of college seriously cannot be a good sign of things.
if they're all that stupid, then why would it be bad? progessiveness only gets you so far and people value money more than feelings. you would be guaranteed to go far because all you're competing with are idiots. they won't have an idiot run a company for very long regardless of their gender.
>>58055666
Thanks for the reminder, Beelz x
>>58055726
its bad because a lot of more deserving men aren't getting hired right away.
can't wait until I get out of uni and I can work in a female dominated field surrounded by qts
>Napoleon tries to invade Britain
>Fails and invades Russia out of frustration and gets raped
>Hitler tries to invade Britain
>Fails and invades Russia out of frustration and gets raped
me mum said she's gonna vote to leave to EU to stop all the "bloody immigrants". i'm gonna vote to stay because i want us to be flooded with white polish people to counteract the fucking stone age pakis and retarded blacks
>>58055790
alri
>>58055790
>Islam tries to invade Britain
>??????
>>58055777
Checked
>>58055841
Rasheed
>>58055790
>Frog invades Britain
>is crowned King
>his descendants rule Britain for almost 100 years
>>58055757
then they can find a job slower, and soar to the top quicker because they're surrounded by idiots
>>58055916
>Frog invades Britain
ermmm my country has never been invaded by a frog
t. scot
business idea: buy loads of oil while it's cheap
sell it when it's not as cheap
It's 2016. If you're still smoking and not vaping you're literally retarded
>>58055470
RIP in piece anons willy
>>58055837
alri
>>58056014
literally doing this
am i the only one who finds princess eugenie strangely hot
>>58056059
ye probs
>>58055622
I'm fine with them because I'm not an autismal and can joke about with them
plus I make more than most of them
>>58056016
vaping is shit it doesn't give me that kick back i need when i take a drag. can't get into it at all desu prefer just normal fags
>>58056059
is she an anime?
Why are English people so bug eyed?
>>58056086
get yourself a sub ohm tank and tell me it doesn't have a kick back
>>58056059
We have one yank obsessed with her and always posts pictures of her in a yank flag bikini, saying he will claim her and become nobility.
>bethesda want hardcore survival to be a thing in fallout 4
>game crashes and bugs out all the time
ahh yes
would appreciate it if everyone could just stop doing a crime forever if i'm honest
>>58056079
Im not autismal about them they are all just old, fat, and mostly behind on projects so its a bit annoying.
They make more since I was just hired
>>58056151
>>bethesda want hardcore survival to be a thing in fallout 4
did they add this?
I haven't touched fallout 4 since it was released
did they update "survival" mode so it was an ACTUAL survival mode like New Vegas?
>paying for pensions is why angela merkel decided to bring in all the migrants
mad tbf
>>58056224
its mostly young girls my age where I work so its better
old ladies are annoying though but the female managers are pretty good and can have some banter
>>58056237
it's a lot more than NV which is strange because iirc they were the ones who handicapped NV's hardcore mode because it was "too hard" kek.
it's in beta rn so you have to opt in (steam only) but it disables the console and mods so if you get stuck or something you have to reload.
>>58056257
I'm pretty sure she wrote in her novel somewhere that she hopes by 2050, the concept of immigration won't exist, because she hopes everyone will be mixed race
hmm so which programming language am i meant to learn/learn first
>>58056331
C++
unironically have a phone interview with a think tank in dc tomorrow
worried that it might actually be a sting operation
>>58056280
I have it on steam
might get back into playing it then, sounds pretty sweet
do I need a new character?
>>58056280
>and mods
complete bullshit
do they not realize that their vanilla games are rubbish?
>>58055444
My old best mate is going out with her now :(
>>58056359
what the fuck
think tank regarding what?
>>58056361
nah but you can only activate it once on a save so if you deactivate it, then it cant be done again on that save file
i just made a new one because i had to remove all mods and it kept crashing
>>58056386
yeah but it's a beta with intentions of being shipped to shitty consoles so it makes sense they'd disable it all
>>58056361
just found out i have an iq of 115 is that good lads
>>58056505
Thats good, mines close. But im smart but lazy so dont care
time to take a shower xx
slippery wet dog poop
*spunks in josies hair*
>>58055444
No because I went to an all-boys grammar school
i just want a gf that looks just like charli
want a nice smelling paki bf
>>58056573
fuck off paki
Really scared about the rise of the far-right, lads
There was a party that opposed immigration a long time ago and you know what they did? Invaded Europe and killed millions of innocent people
I don't want that to happen again. Think twice before voting UKIP
I have a debate against an actual Green party leftie with big chebs tomorrow on the topic of surveillance
Sorry Orwell
>>58056573
fop
>>58056642
make your mom jokes. that's what they do in parliament
>>58056642
post her chebs
>>58056636
On the off chance that this is bait Nazis did not "oppose immigration" as it wasn't even an issue then. Literally EVERY western country back then opposed immigration stop trying to make it related to Nazis.
>>58056573
She looks like the type to talk really dirty while fucking
>boaty mcboatface
haha thats that british banter I've heard so much about! fucking cringeworthy shite
>>58056731
>shite
speaking of cringeworthy
>>58056731
fop
>>58056762
kys
Why do my housemates steal my milk and butter so, /brit/? I demand an answer
Ahh
Missed my train because couldn't find station
Fs
>>58056780
you havent given me a reason why
>>58056465
I hope they bring mod support for PC back because there is zero reason to ever use it if it disables mods
>>58056714
Because they were human and had dignity back then.
cut off a self-driving car today. fucking thing was driving too conservatively
literally see a few of them a day now. gonna start ramming them off the road, cunts.
>>58056636
>Really scared about the rise of the far-right, lads
its alright lad
there's more than enough room in the showers for you
Nice view at least
>>58056820
they'll bring it back once it hits release.
if not, the components needed to make the survival mod will be there so you could just revert back to the standard game and then install the mod which does everything survival does plus more
>>58056714
>Literally EVERY western country back then opposed immigration
France was fairly open for the time period
loads of yanks and blacks in Paris
>>58056808
Too busy trying to blog on 4chan instead of finding where you're going you sad twat
As men's prayers are a disease of the will, so are their creeds a disease of the intellect
>>58056830
exactly my point my friend. its the natural state of man.
>>58056848
they are programmed to kill the driver in a situation where it may crash and kill someone else
seems like its ripe for abuse
>THREE
>THOUSAND
>DOLLAR
>HUG
>>58056714
Is bait desu
Just parodying the surprisingly common thought that wanting less immigration = wanting to kill all non-whites and being really authoritarian
>>58056916
Not buying one of them then
>>58056848
You don't have to ram them, you just have to prop an elderly Asian lady driver in front of its sensors and the fuckin thing will break hard enough to roll 20 times through a schoolyard
>>58056941
Worth every penny
>>58056916
So it should be the car of choice then for Richard Hammond and Bruce Jenner
>>58056941
Been to the playground in Thailand again, have we
>>58056882
Atleast no muslims, also no wonder paris is such a shithole today. Literally saw 1 elderly white lady in the whole city.
>>58056941
>dollars
He wishes
>three thousand Great British pound sterling
>1 (o n e) hug
dad got a tesla
Thailand mentioned
self driving cars sound like bullshit desu i used to work in a warranty department at an insurance company and so many almost brand new cars had serious issues. i wouldn't trust those clowns to design a program to drive me home
>>58057063
Bizzaro or nonce thailad?
Japan is a dead country
>>58057050
That's great. What did your other dad think?
>>58057050
t. JME
>>58057043
its funny because Paris had a lot of foreigners then and it was a cultural hub for the entire world with one art movement after another coming from the one city
yet today it had nothing
maybe its the wrong sort of diversity lol
or just Muslims are naturally uncreative and culturally stagnant
>>58057090
both my dads are straight
>>58057083
kek
>>58057083
Bizzaro, what would you like to learn about Japan today?
>>58057066
which car company/model is the safest, la?
>>58057066
my mate and his friend rode in one from one side of LA to the other and just got drunk in it and watched a movie
sounds comfy to me
*spunks directly up your arse with such force my cum comes flying out your mouth*
>>58057066
Maybe that's how they plan to send off Elizabeth once she finally kicks. Just glue her salt pillar corpse to the driver's side and put her off on an endless voyage through the London circuit, like a mobile version of Weekend at fuckin Bernie's
Business idea: Take the best parts of a culture and leave the bad parts (ie: the people)
>>58057151
>my mate
>>58057126
The previous one was bent a little to the left, was he?
>>58057144
Wondering if going to Fuji (the town) was a good idea. Looks hard to get to aokigahara which was what I wanted to do. Also Google sent me a weird way I think, I'm at Yoshiwara, looks a bit dead iah
>>58057066
they will never take off for two very simple reasons
one who is liable in the case of an accident? the owner? the dealer? the manufacturer?
and two, in the case of an inevitable crash where either a group of people are mowed down or the car swerves and smashes into a wall killing the driver, how does the car make a decision?
naturally we can't program cars to run through crowds so the end option would be that robot cars always sacrifice their drivers.
desu I despise how cars are just rolling ipods now, no one knows how to take car of their own car anymore because you need a programmer and a digital systems operator just to diagnose it.
>>58057175
Wahey get fucked you sad abnormie twat
*points and laughs in front of all the lads*
our blood as whites is sacred my lads treasure it and do not dilute it
>>58057170
Absolutely devilicious idea
>>58057151
did they fug :DD
>>58057189
>Wondering if going to Fuji (the town) was a good idea.
yeh it's amazing, just always and no matter what carry an umbrella. Seriously.
>>58057170
We already did this when we took sausages from Germany.
>>58057204
it was because a yank was saying it m8 open your fucking eyes or ill fucking spark you
>>58057209
fiance is korean-black
>>58057253
Every crossing between two breeds which are not quite equal results in a product which holds an intermediate place between the levels of the two parents. This means that the offspring will indeed be superior to the parent which stands in the biologically lower order of being, but not so high as the higher parent. For this reason it must eventually succumb in any struggle against the higher species. The stronger must dominate and not mate with the weaker.
>>58057229
Okay, will do
Is there any meme foods to try here?
>>58057253
So she steals your dog before eating it?
>>58057248
its a /brit/ thread mate, ill talk in brit slang all i want
>>58057282
>Is there any meme foods to try here?
giant killer bees
>>58057298
Oishii des
*taps my glass and waits for the chitter chatter to die down*
*clears throat loudly*
Much better. Well I'm going to keep it short and sweet lads as I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about but I would like to make it known that yes, I am in fact a racist men.
That shall be all, you may continue.
>>58057318
hai
>>58057209
t. yuropeon
get with the times and pork some savage like the good old days
bendahs
>>58057320
Nigel Farage, everyone
*thinks of something to post*
Moi8?
>>58057320
How many?
going to do some sleep
wall-street journal is the best newspaper in the US and anyone who says otherwise is delusional
whats the best in britain?
>>58057340
The difference in the times of course being you could always put her back in the shed once you got bored with her
>>58055102
I only eat bananas because they give me the type 1 shits.
Then I go to gass stations and use their public toilets. There I take the number 1 shit and make them loud. I like people to hear them. Once an angry man screamed that cluster bombs are banned!
Anyone else like taking number 1 shits in public places?
>>58057364
alroi moi8
>>58057373
ft is jolly good
>>58057373
Daily Mail
>>58057373
>me reviewing your post
*scoffs*
>>58057407
unhappy that I had to read this post
>>58057426
The only magazine you can pay for with sperm
>>58057044
how can you even post on /brit/ after that lmao
>>58057474
does your mum sell the subscriptions?
>>58057340
race mixing is a net loss for IQ
net IQ loss is damaging to society
fact
fit fukin bird asked to see me knob at the pub last night. was proper wankered so knew I couldn't get me bellend hard so I said no.
Ended up being a mint fukin night with the lads though. Jezza and Dave both pulled 2 girls with airy fanny's ahah.
Jezza was absolutely mortal and couldn't remember a thing this morning. he's an absolute fucking ledge though.
>>58057373
the guardian
and anyone who says otherwise is a political memer
girl wants in on my LSA making scheme
unsure whether to include a hallucinogen newbie though
>>58057508
>>58057495
No, she takes a wank too. It's New York, some women have penises m8 get with the times. I can't even
>>58057516
where have you been lad
>>58057522
Atleast you tried
>>58057506
I've heard the opposite explained at length, could well have been jew funded meme science though.
>>58057506
from my point of view its a net gain
>>58057536
Sick of you chattin shit mate. You tryna get glassed?
bugger off then
>>58057550
I've been posting but not this early since I've just finished a 5 day public holiday.
>>58057553
wow
one example ! !! ! ! !! ! !!!!!!!!!!!
>>58057559
unless it's whites race mixing with north east asians then it is a net loss
>>58057576
your pov is wrong then
>>58057508
Usually pissed me off but I won't deny that I giggle a lot reading this
>talking to girl through online dating
>want to find out more to get a better scope/advantage
>unique username
>none of the images appear on a reverse search
Crafty bitch
Ask someone who was called a boy genius by their father anything.
>>58057591
the guardian is a rag
the best is the Economist easily
>>58057522
For when you want to learn how your baby might be crawling racistly, accept no substitutes to the hard-hitting investigative journalism of the Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/22/thomas-the-tank-engine-children-parents
>>58057591
>surely you couldn't find TWO completely idiotic examples.
m8
>>58057600
*writes down in notebook*
>>58057591
>>58057643
>>58057528
>lsa
you a chemistry wizz la?
>>58057643
Ever since Trump started running I forgot Obama was president
>>58057668
>>58057625
When the priest told you you have a good head, he meant it in a back-and-forth motion sort of way m8
>>58057670
no
mostly involves a shit ton of Morning Glory seeds and a tincture
>>58057700
>>58057690
To be fair, Obama also forgot Obama was president somewhere around 2008
>>58057720
just buy lsd
>>58057734
the guardian was at the forefront of the NSA leaks and also investigative journalism in general
yeah it has a couple of extreme left wing numpty journos but for the most part it's the least predictable and most interesting
>>58057711
thought that b8 would get a quite a few (You)'s desu
>>58057751
where?
I harvest shrooms yearly but idk where to get LSD
friend bough it online once and I tried it then but I can't have a sheet ordered to my house
my dad would kick me out.
doing a boredom
>>58057769
>>58057643
>>58057668
>>58057734
>>58057769
They must write these to intentionally wind people up.. Right?
Or is this just how the UK is now? It's honestly becoming hard to tell how much of this kind of shit is actually a normal mentality.
>>58057780
are you 16?
>>58057793
>>58057734
>Goldenberg
>>58057802
21
I don't even order weed online, usually just buy local
>>58057793
>mfw she's old and unwanted now
>>58057734
>Asian Jewess
How exactly does that work? Do they have badly manufactured circumcisions performed by dogs they later eat
>>58057829
get a P.O box
>>58057820
>>58057840
this
>>58057780
>friend bough it online
where la?
>>58057840
good idea honestly
never considered that
still gonna try the LSA and see how it is, I know its less potent then LSD and also can cause nausea for the first little bit but still.
>>58057847
why didnt we listen
>>58057847
>the guy complaining about christmas making us fatter is a fatarse
lol
