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Ahh yes the old new thread, very impressive edition
cara
i could beat up any english"man" and fuck "his" wife better than "he" ever could
prove me wrong, protip: you can't
https://www.fb.com/kidekomusic/videos/1057056681020755/
very funny video in case you missed it
just took my fetish TOO FAR lads
dear me
>that irish lad who doesn't understand fuck all about football
fuck off u nonce.
quasimodo
PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE
was marx the most evil person to ever live?
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rage at close of day
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
lads
maisie
>>58047188
*beats you up and fucks your wife*
>>58047207
Did you finally ask your sister to dom you poleaboo?
Would you rather have a truly 10/10 face or £10 million
>his daily newspaper is stained salmon pink
>>58047188
"xam" "xis" and "xe" if you would.
Proof that the majority of brit is underage. The threads are dead on Sunday nights and school nights.
>>58047141
looks like team rocket but with whores instead of pokemon characters....................
>>58047254
10/10 face.
>>58047222
this is soldiers should get footballers wages tier
The 10mil.
Then you could invest, get passive money and then be rolling in the 10/10s.
>>58047254
£10 million
>>58047256
fuck off you new statesman cuck
>>58047188
haha bloody ell lad you're brave, 'av you seen the state of my misses haha cor I wouldn't want to be you lad haha *necks pint*
>>58047252
hey mate,
everyone would appreciate it if you don't reply to or engage poleaboo
thanks mate
>>58047263
People have work
>>58047263
everyones out with the lads having a sunday roast
wee
>>58047298
Meant for
>>58047254
>one shot at life
>no south sudanese gf
WHAT THE FUCK
have not eaten anything all day
xx pro or valencia lads?
ummmmmmmmmmmmm?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? leftists?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>58047254
10/10 face
>>58047212
Wouldn't it be
>understands fuck all
You tripfagging belled
>>58047147
I have several forms of it but the worst 'form' is one where if I don't do something, something bad will happen to a family member(s), eg I have to repeat something or do some stupid fucking schedule which takes up my whole time, and if I do it wrong then I have to do it all over again till I get it perfectly, or else
Have you watched that OCD camp thing where they sent them to America? A girl had the exact same thing and it seems pretty common
Sometimes I daydream about sucking cock.
>>58047254
retarded question. take the 10 million and spend 500 on plastic surgery to make you a 10/10
>>58047263
its sometimes weirdly active at 4am during week days, even more active than in the weekends
>>58047254
10 million for sure
I'm good looking enough as is
any girls ITT?
>>58047254
>have 10/10 face
>get paid millions to model
dopey cunt
>>58047403
Yes
As an ugly person, I'd take the 10/10 over £10m any day
you don't know this suffering
plus £10m is basically nothing
>>58047393
they're all kpop neets tbqh
doing a depression lads
>finish uni next month and haven't made a single friend
>no friends from school/college either
>anxiety has arguably got worse
>haven't properly spoken to a girl since my ex nearly 2 years ago
>have pretty bad self esteem issues
>probably wont get a job when i leave uni
>no money
>manlet
>small willy
>unironically considering seeing an escort
might have to end it all desu
>>58047236
>criticizes marx for apparently indirectly causing deaths
>later goes onto be anti semitic in the next paragraph
>anti semitism causing even more deaths through history
fucking hypocrite jpg.
>>58047263
so why would you post this now while all the underages are not here?
thinking about this time this dumb fat paki at uni got buttblasted when evolution was mentioned
fancied doing a genocide right there and then
>>58047403
*raises paw*
ERMMMM... LEFTIES???!?!?
LIKE? HELLOOOO???????
>>58047386
if plastic surgery could easily get you a 10/10 face every millionaire would have a 10/10 face lol
>>58047449
Want to be friends?
>>58047212
Watching lads kicking a ball around the field wowww soo deep and fun and intense
>>58047463
>thinking about this time this dumb fat paki at uni got buttblasted when evolution was mentioned
>
>fancied doing a genocide right there and then
>>58047369
does it matter?
s m h
ocd lad
>>58047377
>>58047450
How do you quantify deaths relating to antisemitism?
>>58047449
>ex
font
>>58047135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPag5jfK0mY
>>58047534
You weigh the ashes
>>58047449
What do you think triggered your downfall
Go see an escort you'll feel better
>>58047544
want to fuck a 7 year old
>>58047534
romans killed 100million jews in their anti-jew wars
YET GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE STOOD FIRM
>>58047254
£10 million every single time
looks don't matter when you're rich
if you went for the 10/10 face then you're just a vain twat
>>58047358
Every crossing between two breeds which are not quite equal results in a product which holds an intermediate place between the levels of the two parents. This means that the offspring will indeed be superior to the parent which stands in the biologically lower order of being, but not so high as the higher parent. For this reason it must eventually succumb in any struggle against the higher species. The stronger must dominate and not mate with the weaker.
kek
Is Karina here? Billy is looking for you.
actually america was made great by entrepreneurs like pic related. the rest of it is just business
>>58047377
Wew I'm glad I haven't got it that bad, and I hope you're better now for the most part. I think the most fucked up thing about it is the fact that the repeating/counting thing is done consciously desu, it's a weird condition.
>>58047544
called the cops
>>58047569
called the cops twice
>>58047622
>cops
nice proxy yank
why are all these stupid cunts picking the £10m
you realise you could make that being a model with your 10/10 face right? David Gandy is worth 10m
Me and the lads
>>58047610
I don't even know how I got it
More like Cara Jellybean haha!
Seriously though.
>>58047502
yes
>>58047537
ree
>>58047568
dont know desu
are you memeing? i doubt itll make me feel better unless i turn out to be truly amazing at sex which wont happen
>>58047558
top fucking kek
>>58047622
>cops
FOY
>>58047569
watch out lads, rasheed is back and he's going nuts
>>58047664
david gandy isn't a 10/10 tbf.
should I go to bed? or watch a film?
>>58047664
so you reckon if you were suddenly granted a 10/10 face right now and went to a professional modelling shoot you would be able to pull it off?
you'd still act like complete mong
JON INTERVIEW ON TUESDAY LADS
BIT NERVOUS
>>58047687
>unless i turn out to be truly amazing at sex which wont happen
did you not fuck your gf much?
>>58047506
When you think about it, nothing really matters and we are all going to die anyway
may as well do what you enjoy
>>58047663
are you implying people in england don't say cops all the time?
are you implying copper is a yank word?
go suck it dude because frankly I could care less
douchebag
>>58047713
Little girls are cute.
>>58047588
I imagine if Kurds get independence then they'll create yet another shitty Islamist state
reminder.
>>58047725
watch a film in bed
>>58047721
he's one of the best looking men on the planet, obviously no human is 100% perfect aesthetically
>>58047578
>Literally give away your country to paki pedos without a fight
>Lol you can't fuck black girls that's wrong
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>58047773
KEK
LITERALLY WHAT
Kurds hate Islam
Wewlad just watched some videos of some yank commies debating communism with an older bloke who lived in the soviet union for most of his life
proper rude lads tbf, not a fan
>>58047742
literally once, quite drunk
she was frigid as hell and it was sort of long distance bc i was at uni
Josh interview on Thursday lads
>>58047741
who's jon?
>>58047808
Hahahaha
No
They're all Muslim the kurds
need a business idea
really cannot handle the 9 to 5
hate this americanization of the english language
>>58047808
That's why 99.9% of them are Muslim
>>58047668
I honestly couldn't tell you, I can't remember how long I've had it so maybe I had it all along. I can't think of anything growing up that would make me develop it, baffles me m8
>>58047815
yeah i watched that earlier, those people were cretins
how can I lose weight without being on a calorie deficit?
depressed and want to drop out of uni lads
I hate my stupid fucking face and my dead eyes. I hate my monotone voice and my shitty angsty personality. I hate this fucking depression. I hate spending so much time doing the same mundane things. I hate being alone.
>>58047790
nah, he just had a good agency when he was younger.
people actually believe he didn't put himself forward the 'this morning' model competition.
>>58047896
increase amount of cardio
might make a cup of tea
anyone want one?
>>58047904
don't do it
>>58047908
aye edgy
>>58047908
You are LITERALLY me
>>58047463
>believing the memes about evolution
Boy, the Jews really did a number on you
>>58047837
>>58047867
ahh yes
>most democratic people in the middle east
>smoke and drink
>tolerate other religions and are friendly to them
>were originally zoroastrian
>don't really care about religion
>>58047908
quite literally me
>I hate my stupid fucking face and my dead eyes. I hate my monotone voice and my shitty angsty personality. I hate this fucking depression. I hate spending so much time doing the same mundane things. I hate being alone.
hate this britishisation of the australian language
>>58047908
Same. Please kill me.
The Jew uses every possible means to undermine the racial foundations of a subjugated people. In his systematic efforts to ruin girls and women he strives to break down the last barriers of discrimination between him and other peoples. The Jews were responsible for bringing negroes into the Rhineland, with the ultimate idea of bastardizing the white race which they hate and thus lowering its cultural and political level so that the Jew might dominate. For as long as a people remain racially pure and are conscious of the treasure of their blood, they can never be overcome by the Jew. Never in this world can the Jew become master of any people except a bastardized people. That is why the Jew systematically endeavours to lower the racial quality of a people by permanently adulterating the blood of the individuals who make up that people.
>>58047908
Are you me
>>58047908
CRAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN
Wow you all really are a nation of pedophile islanders with chronic depression and small penises
No need to make this shit up because it's actually true family
>>58047913
who do you think is a 10/10 then? only person who i think is better looking is lachowski.
>>58047985
>>58047862
listen here bro, you can't keep talking like some medieval man in an aluminum hat forever. Language evolves and spreads across its speaking base americans cover over 300 million of the english speaking base so naturally some of their words will slip into our vocabulary
so chill out and take a vacation from being hella mad all the time, okay dude?
Business idea: erode this country's national consciousness while also inviting in unassimilatable aliens who will eventially ethnically replace us, all this while publicly shaming anyone who complains about this and possibly even arresting people thanks to vague "hate speech" legislation
need a qt gf immediately
depressed and want to drop out of life lads
>>58047808
>Kurds hate Islam
literally half of them voting for erdogan for islam despite he is butchering them. not even mentioning that 36% of """secular""" kurdish party supporters choses islamic rule over laicism. which is higher than erdogan's supporters. lel.
>>58047544
saw my 15 year old cousin the other day at her birthday party and like... my... has she grown
she was wearing a pushup bra and being very flirty too. teenage girls are awful human beings, its like their biology is forcing them to try and get fucked at all costs (legal disclaimer: i am not a pedo and would never bang a kid)
>>58047254
10 million because with all that money you can easily improve yourself really fast in ways that will compensate for your looks. you could afford any education, get involved with very smart and powerful people by attending rich people parties/events where their money/power/influence might be able to rub off on you. hire the best fitness coaches in the world to help you get insanely fit insanely efficiently and buy the healthiest foods possible and get a great body.
lots of shit 10 million bingtangs could help you compensate with.
>listening to westminster hour
>Natalie bennett is on
>is in favour of the EU
>talking about how bad TTIP is and says she doesn't like free trade
>Gets called out on it and dances around the question
not a fan of these leftists lads
>>58047222
Most of them would find other jobs that don't pay minimum wage desu. The only change you'd see is that now the only people who'd want to be politicians is Tarquin Posho III, who doesn't need to work for a living, and Wayne and Sharon, who want the Job Centre off their back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql3uN7_lJmY
>>58047921
Milky one sugar ta x
>>58047985
this must be fake. No human could possibly think that's "cute"
Things I hate about myself
>my face
>my height
>my short willy
>my lack of ambition
>my depression
>my lack of social skills
>my hatred of socialisation
>my lack of drive and energy
>my stupid accent
>my lack of common knowledge
>my glasses
life must be so shit between 70-100
>thinking could die soon
>cant shag much anymore
>cant drink much anymore
>literally a cripple
>best days are behind you
>people around you constantly dying
>>58048079
It's all about the personality :^)
>>58047950
God you've taken a lethal dose of memes and you're actually taking them seriously
Also
>most democratic people in the middle east
>not israel
>>58048063
>they've all got ipads, phones, and cameras
very impressive
>>58047971
Well sir I put it to you that you are merely a britisher on holiday so any colloquialisms your expat society happens upon are rightful property of the british empire and the oxford dictionary
>>58048079
>my face
>my height
>my tiny dick
>my depression
>my lack of social skills
>my hatred of socialisation
>my lack of drive and energy
>my stupid accent
>my eczema
>my body
>>58048079
>>my stupid accent
fuck you
>>58048022
i'll know it when I see it.
>>58048113
>>thinking could die soon
I honestly don't know how old people can deal with this. What's it like knowing you could just die at any second? Knowing that the next year, the next month or even the next day are guaranteed?
>>58048046
VERY good post
okay I'm back now
welcome baack
thanks
>>58048079
6/11 are also me
>>58048079
thing i hate most about myself is my poor social skills 2bh
i-its kind of hard making friends when you're starting from 0 friends
>>58048170
ok lets not go down this road.
>>58048170
*are NOT guaranteed
>>58048046
is erdogan getting even more butthurt now everyone is insulting him
test
>>58048170
My Great Granddad told me he had just accepted it and was just living every day as it came expecting not to get up the next morning.
>>58048170
liberating
>>58048170
its literally exactly the same for us, any of us could die at any second. Only difference is only people have actually lived their lives so most of them are okay with it
YES!
Such a happy couple. Our future king and queen.
im gay
nigger
been drinking heavily all night lads, very close to ending it now
if I don't show up tomorrow morning to post my gimmicks say a prayer for me
I feel like I'm never going to be happy again.
>>58048251
when you go for a curry with the missus but you forget it's friday prayers
Massive fetish for white girls in sarees. Why?
>>58048251
Pontefract is such a shithole.
>>58047734
obviously if they think you're worth it they'll teach you - you think every model just shows up on the day and wings it? they get taught obviously
>>58048113
>live a healthy lifestyle when young
>don't have to worry about 80% of the diseases and ailments that people get in old age
also old people shag and drink a lot. old people actually tend to fuck more than most other age groups do, they tend to have more free time.
>online dating
>>58048290
At least you not a nigger
This is either a meme or the shitties self depriciating general on this board. u guys are so damn depressive
Morning losers
Waiting for a shinkansen
V. Exciting
>>58048248
>babbys first grand strat
btw the swede's did have a small african colony on the gold coast in real life
>>58048251
he just got done fingering her, that lad. that fox. that hound.
>>58048365
they also had colonies in yankland
>>58048347
Bet I would be happy if I was. Shagging white girls all day with my big willy and smoking weed. Comfy.
>>58048316
cognitive dissonance
http://strawpoll.me/7402869
http://strawpoll.me/7402869
interesting results
ahh yes, real depression hours
>>58048323
so what makes you think you'll be able to do it better than all of the other 10/10s who have been training for years whilst you've spent your life being ugly
who's gonna wanna fuck around being a model anyway? i'd rather take my 10 mill and invest it
>>58048248
>>58048365
what game is this lads
>>58048358
you've got some gall calling us losers
Fanny inspector
Yep, that's a fanny
We're all on here:
>>>/b/679886367
>>>/b/679886367
>>>/b/679886367
>>>/b/679886367
>>>/b/679886367
no one is allowed to be sad beyond this post
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>>58048404
hey m8 you need some advice? be yourself mate
>>58048424
It's a free country
>>58048353
Britain is a depressive country.
>>58048251
Willy looks so much better now that he has accepted his baldness and trimmed it all short.
>>58048365
I am aware you petulant fool
Do not EVER talk to me like that again
For a while I had begun screenshotting and collecting all the revealing pictures of girls from school off of facebook.
I foolishly allowed someone to borrow my phone for one reason or another during class.
Then all the sudden the guy I lent the phone to start laughing and yelling to other people to come look at the phone. He revealed to everyone in class this massive collection of girls bikini and yoga pants pictures I had acquired by cyber stalking. Obviously this event spread through the school and everyone was disgusted by the site of me
lads
genuinely hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning
>>58048358
where are you going?
>>58048400
I was the first 7 voter
what happened to the half persian lad
I want to die hahaha
>>58048458
>calls me a fool
>literally plays europmeme manaversalis 4
nice try
>>58048428
kind of rude to grab at a girls crotch in front of everybody like that 2bh
playful sexual banter has to be more subtle than that. i would be a much better bf for hermoine...
kill me
>tfw probably going to live another 50 years
For fucks sake. Life is a cruel joke.
anyone wanna join my band? need a bassist
>>58048465
Fuji
Got bullet train, then bare changes then a 18 minute walk with my suitcase.
JUST
>>58048447
in deutsch we mostly just talk about school and work
me and you
setting in a honeymoon
stefs new video is very very interesting lads, worth a watch, pineal gland is beaming right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTdMY9RI-7E
>>58048401
best time of my life. only done it a few times
need to move out west desu
>>58048394
what if you end up as a black nerd with an average penor so when you do get an easy girl into bed you know she's expecting some goliath and you always see the disappointment on their faces.
then what eh
>>58048544
Germans enjoy work.
FFS lads
The radiator tank in my new car was slowly leaking. I filled it up with just water until I get it sorted. Didn't bother with coolant, thinking it's not going to go below freezing at this time of year.
And now there's a risk it will tonight.
>we all die one day
discuss.
My dad just admitted to my family that he is a cuck.
>>58048590
congratulations
need more soccer bitchs feet desu
>>58048524
would sniff fart / 10
>>58048593
how?
>>58048529
Start smoking twenty a day
>>58048590
nothing to discuss
>>58048588
They have to
who else is going to pay for Jamal and mohamed's benefits?
>>58048615
Can't afford it.
>>58048593
are you gonna spout memes at him now
>>58048462
>>58048497
>>58048520
>>58048590
lots of depressed ppl in here huh
i have a dream that one day we'll all be posting in here in our 30s and we're going to be happy, we'll have improved our lives through hard work and diligence. we'll post strawpolls and debate about "flavours of crisps" in between fucking our qt gfs and counting our money.
>>58048588
work is a healthy habbit, makes life feel purpesful
>>58048603
fucking kek
>>58048529
>every year will be worse than the last, both in terms of your personal life and the world around you
>you won't have the courage to end it
>you will die alone
>>58048601
>that 2005 tier footie
LITERALLY how dated is that photo m8 sort it out
>>58048524
>attention seeking woman pandering to /pol/ to fulfill her narcissistic void
Feeble peon... Begone from my sight!
business idea: exterminate men w/ small willies
>>58048638
Get the cheap imported ones
>>58048607
>how?
My mom was mad at him and accused him of cheating because she saw a bunch of weird porn in his Internet history and he just admitted it to us.
>>58048588
i'd probably continue desu
>>58048593
fuck his gf in front of him for fathers day
>>58048683
>exterminate all white men
>>58048681
someone else posted it last thread, tryin to see if they had more
>>58048689
ladies and gentlemen i present to you:
The United States
>>58048671
;_;
>>58048660
Work is depressive and stressful.
>>58048689
start calling him your mum's bf
>>58048603
not an argument
>>58048683
I like your idea but I think it needs just a little tweak
Business idea: kill all white men
>>58048615
>tfw been smoking now for 12 years and smoke about 15 a day
>>58048694
I deffo wouldn't
I'd probs die quite young though because I would hit it hard.
>euros and olympics both on this summer
comfy as fuck lads
>>58048659
That's right, Lennie, think of the fluffy rabbits.
*presses cold shotgun barrel to the back of your heads*
>>58048681
>ever hating on the based t90 ball
fuck you.
should white people kill themselves?
If I had a hammer, I'd smash the patriarchy
Man, I shouldn't have made that depressing post. I bummed everyone out. Just put it to my shit fucking personality. Why Fuck
>>58048401
>>58048401
>>58048401
whyd you delete this?
>>58048758
will be good to see all the nations of the UK competing at the Euros
tfw smoking on average 0.2 ciggies and 3 spliffs a day
thats not so bad right?
*I sit in my office reading the financial times. 3 clocks hang behind me on the wall, each of which reads a different time. Each clock has a sign underneath reading '/brit/' '/cum/' '/mena/' respectively*
how can /cum/ be so absolutely shite lads
If I had a hammer, I would smash capitalism.
>>58048726
I posted it, and I don't
>>58048600
wat
>>58048629
yes there is.
>>58048790
i delete things that dont get (You)'s
>>58048805
canadians
got a foam interview for a jon tomorrow. might comic suicide
>>58048752
>tfw been smoking since I was 16 and I think it's starting to have an effect on the quality of my erections
Hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T30T-F5anRI
>>58048813
autism
>>58048766
I remember they had all different colours with different abilites
I think I had one with red rings that said "speed"
tbf I am el rapido so maybe it worked
>>58048758
>the London Olympics was 4 years ago
>>58048762
*thrashes about, seemingly in the throes of death*
I'm about to punch the next person who makes a post.
>>58048811
well if you want a discussion you are going to have to offer something up to get it started
>>58048603
video author shows up with a blue highlight. Sorry to ruin your circlejerk.
*snorts ket*
bit wonky lads
>>58048823
>we really need camps for adults
>the FEMA camp conspiracy theoriests were right
>The brazil world cup was 14 years ago
of mice & men was a shitty book
fight me
>>58048815
thats probably it 2bh
Got a twist on a classic gimmick coming soon
Look forward to it
watching the trump new york rally from earlier
love this bloke
he's just a walking meme
>>58048926
*looks forward to it*
>>58048795
very cheeky post
surprised you had the audacity to click the submit button if I'm honest
>>58048850
Is this another one of those russian hoaxes that /x/ eats up?
CHYINA
What you saying lads
Fucking kill me already, God. Sick of this life now.
>>58048822
its all fun and games until your dick doesn't work
thats when you know its time to quit
>>58048896
what the FUCK am i looking at?
>>58048826
this has got to be the best one by far
>>58048905
havn't even read it
read " the curious incident of the dog in the night time" instead
pretty good boook
For a while I had begun screenshotting and collecting all the revealing pictures of girls from school off of facebook.
I foolishly allowed someone to borrow my phone for one reason or another during class.
Then all the sudden the guy I lent the phone to start laughing and yelling to other people to come look at the phone. He revealed to everyone in class this massive collection of girls bikini and yoga pants pictures I had acquired by cyber stalking. Obviously this event spread through the school and everyone was disgusted by the site of me
Fingols tho
>>58048953
sorry meant for
>>58048896
>>58048880
>well if you want a discussion you are going to have to offer something up to get it started
lads....*breathes heavily*....hmmmnnnf....hoo ha ha
I....hooooo......I'm here.
>>58049023
are you anti-maisie lad/cat lad
>>58048905
The Grapes of Wrath is better iah.
*snorts a lethal amount of cocaine*
grahhhhh
*opens up limewire, downloads the literal devil*
*accepts the devil into his heart and enter sandman by metallica starts playing*
GRAHHHHH
>>58048279
Whats your gimmick?
https://youtu.be/YY1zqLK9O2I
feel like i'm the only one here that's unironically suicidal
why do you insist on still posting with a trip
>>58049048
I like cats, just not quasimodo
>>58049038
so now I know the calibre of people who make fedora posts.
can't say I'm shocked
>>58048905
I was going through puberty when we read it in school and cried at the end haha (was at home tho so no one saw)
>>58048279
pls no die
Test
>>58049099
can't be that suicidal or you wouldn't be sitting here all alive would you
>>58049082
>it was all on purpose
>>58049099
just be happy it's not that hard lol
>>58049158
also a coward
>so now I know the calibre
>>58049174
just dedicate yourself to pleasures of the flesh my man
*gives you a cheeky bum*
dark eyebrows tho
I want to die but I don't want to kill myself.
am I the only one who doesn't want to die haha
Did a poo
Sleep time now
